move those legs edition
cara
AUSSIES OUT
>>58901263
*grabs your arse cheeks*
you say something, boi~?
>>58901237
>>58901276
Fuck off yank
our nige
>tfw a bird with a boyfriend kept looking at me in the club last night
>>58901315
>tfw you will never go wading in a lake in the search for top quality English real ale
>>58901277
>having to justify myself to some paki
if i ever come to bradford im going to belt the living suitcases out of you.
>>58901335
mate you are canadian all you have to do today is flop out your willy while saying you're canadian
>>58901335
>jesus he's an ugly looking cunt isn't he
needs more america
http://www.strawpoll.me/10134242
http://www.strawpoll.me/10134242
http://www.strawpoll.me/10134242
>>58901361
yeah will go home with some dnb slag from melkweg
runts got into the cow paddock again lad
stirring a muck they are
>>58901353
>tfw you will never go wading in a lake in the search for top quality English real estate
done a fix for you
ha
ha
ha
>>58901359
>implying the convict is allowed to leave his penal colony
hmm yes very interesting
>>58901384
you know today is a special day here right? its liberation day why wait until tonight
Doing a cheeky red wine lads
>>58901364
Irish subhuman OUT
Did a voted for UKIP today
ed if youre in here mum said you have to come home and feed the runts
theyve been howling for hours and she doesnt know where you keep the feed
>>58901383
stubble master race
I really miss her and I can't stop thinking about her. I don't know what to do.
>>58901414
am absolutely knackered from last night
>be australian
>driving along sipping a can of VB and smoking a cigarette
>throw cigarette butt out of window
>burn down the entire country
>>58901460
hey jordan
not ed but i wanted to say HI
>mfw there are literally non whites in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>58901451
I'm 1/5 Irish, that's rude
>>58901451
Ur a cheeky little cunt aren't ya m8
>>58901459
Calling the police
Be honest lads
What % of the males you know are like this?
>>58901485
terrific post
>>58901507
all me
oi eddos and jords what's good lads
>>58901507
its just one guy tbH
>>58901537
none because i live in melbourne and we are light years ahead of yanks and poms when it comes to swag
>>58901499
my name is Guy Incognito
>there are wh*tes posting ITT right now
>>58901558
my dog died
>>58901573
hectic canterbury shorts lad
>>58901609
fuck off yank
>>58901537
this one hits closer to home for me
*picks up the financial times*
*checks my stocks*
ah yes, very impressive
>>58901537
A few back in 2011
>>58901664
FOY
>>58901645
too real
>>58901367
>>58901682
good post
wish god would stop pestering me and let me die
*crowd laughs*
>>58901664
did yer see? Runts up to a $1.40
>>58901609
what happened m8
oh
this is very real
DINESH GET IN THE FUCKING CAR
i think there's about to be a drive by
one runt two runt three runt four
six runt seven runt fuck off jude law
This weather is having me gagging for drinking ice cold lager by the river.
>>58901710
I did, lucky I bought them at 0.82
making a killing of these runts
:'(
>>58901720
got old
had to put him down
bit grim atm gotto admit
>>58901645
what's ring of fire?
think I need to Lance my toe again lads
really don't want to though, it smells so fucking bad - kind of like off tuna mixed with dead animal
>>58901767
>not wanting /comfy/ weather
>>58901645
it's first year again
>>58901767
gimie gimmie gimmie
>>58901797
w2c jacket
Just accepted a job offer of 28k lads
10k pay rise.
I am the "wah my employer doesn't care I saved them 1.9 million guy"
>>58901732
FOJL
>>58901749
sounds tad nice that
>>58901767
better of in
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>58901645
me
>>58901767
>today is too hot for me
>Friday will be even hotter
>Saturday will be even hotter
>Sunday will be even hotter
>>58901783
rip puppa
>>58901783
>what's ring of fire?
QUESTION
Two fingers!
gf just sent me this.
It's her sister twerking btw.
she asked me what I think, what should i say?
>>58901383
>no option for "can grow a few patches of stubble, but it's so sparse and pathetic that it may as well not count"
>>58901783
>ring of fire?
drinking game lad
alternatively your arse after Tyrone's been round
>>58901797
>>58901645
this just makes me feel sad I wasted my university experience being a loner
>>58901852
you play like that? me and the lads have a question master rule where if the question master asks anybody a question and they answer, they have to drink
>>58901867
Fucking plankton engaging in senseless activities as dictated by the normie hivemind. Third eye completely nailed shut.
>>58901852
>>58901879
is it king cup yeah?
deck of cards and jug in the middle yeah?
good game if so
http://adamcadre.ac/16lyttle.html
>>58901804
>>58901794
>aussies butthurt about their desert country
i'm just excited about the thunder storm 2bh
done a big poo
bum hurts a bit
which isn't necessarily a bad thing
>>58901867
"I think it's degenerate, I never want to be seen with or see your sister"
Also this being fake, but I reply anyway.
>>58901916
Gay name but yeah, basically
>>58901867
Be honest and assume your sexuality. Faggot.
>>58901237
>>58901250
>>58901276
>>58901315
>>58901335
>>58901359
>>58901361
>>58901364
>>58901367
>>58901384
>>58901393
>>58901403
>>58901414
>>58901442
>>58901449
>>58901460
>>58901463
>>58901477
>>58901499
>>58901507
>>58901515
>>58901517
>>58901539
>>58901542
>>58901558
>>58901570
>>58901573
>>58901579
>>58901609
>>58901610
>>58901664
>>58901683
>>58901700
>>58901710
>>58901720
>>58901721
>>58901732
>>58901758
>>58901767
>>58901783
>>58901792
>>58901794
>>58901804
>>58901828
>>58901833
>>58901842
>>58901847
>>58901870
>>58901888
>>58901902
>>58901916
>>58901921
>>58901925
Fuck off back to your own generals, angloboo scum.
>>58901921
>Call me Bastardo Medio, for my costume is black, my skin is pasty white, and I am one muy malo hombre.
howling
>>58901916
>>58901852
>>58901879
>>58901783
ITS THE BLOODY SONG
by johnny cash
you absolute TROGLODYTES
>>58901970
me on the right
>>58901925
20 is just fine. 5-10 is comfy
you heard the lad
off we go
>>58901970
literally all me
twerking is real degenerate nignog behaviour
utterly repulsive
>>58901914
>Fucking plankton engaging in senseless activities as dictated by the normie hivemind. Third eye completely nailed shut.
struggling with this feel atm
>>58901916
yeah
>>58901902
you do the same as I've played it, but if the bloke you ask a question to says 'fuck off question master' you have to drink
In love with this girl
>>58902037
fell in love at once and almost completely?
*gets 3rd king*
*adds some vodka cruiser to the kings cup*
FUCK BOYS ONE KING LEFT
WHO'S GONNA GET THE FUCKING CUP LADS FUCKKKK
>>58901970
>so many (you)s
*pulls a 4*
ahaha four whores lads 4's whores haha wahey!
>>58902037
sshame about the face
*puts one hand in the air*
*nudges my mate and he joins in*
HE'S A PISSPOT THROUGH AND THROUGH
>>58902028
What's so strugglesome about it?
THE GF
WEWWWWWW
>>58902054
>>58902095
HAHA
FOOLS
I MADE YOU WANK OVER HER YET SHE HAS A PENIS
HAHA
>>58902056
tip the cup is a more fun game to be honest, gets mental
last time I played that we finished just before we were about to go out, and my mate comes down with a bag of garies and hands them out, fucking top night
*pulls a 10*
CATEGORIES LADS
PORN HUB CATEGORIES GO
>>58901867
>twerking
Nigger tier behaviour.
i used to hate the smell of your sweaty feet
*snifffffffff*
now, it's the smell of victory
>>58902121
yes anon and his bf
what is it?
*takes off shirt for no reason*
hahhaha waheyyyyy
>>58902126
HE'S AN ARSEHOLE SO THEY SAY
TRIED TO GO TO HEAVEN BUT HE WENT THE OTHER WAY
>when someone suggests playing Ring of Fire at prinks
drinkin some goon lads #hecticcunt
just realised that /brit/ is really just a creche for autistic manchildren
Moe, this is LS calling for HS
*does bulbs in the corner*
ah boys
>>58902167
HAHA FUCKING ROBBOS GOT HIS LID OFF
>>58902137
she's mine
>>58902193
and isn't it brilliant?
>>58902167
*starts whispering to mate*
*he looks at you*
*we notice you looking*
*we turn away and continue whispering, he laughs*
>>58902151
are you the lad with a big footed bf?
>>58902193
And pretty girls
hate that milo cunt 2bh
>>58902176
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
YOU'RE A CUNT
hate that trump cunt 2bh
>>58902141
which ones that la? I'm assuming we'd have a different name for it
>>58902210
fuck OFF
hahaha
just done another post for everyone to either ignore or have a quick look at and then decide it's not worth reading or responding to
top notch, off the charts, quality banter!
WAHEEYY
>>58902231
people think he's voiced by dave benson phillips but he's actually not it's just a lad who sounds like him
>>58902204
*rips bulb*
*stands up*
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkk llllllllllllaaaaaaaadddddddsssss
>>58902239
HEY HEY HEY
BINGO
>>58902221
they're not that big lmao
nah i'm the erasmus cunt
>>58902037
flock of seagulls are in town?
>>58902243
I hate white people too.
Tried a lot of drugs and they're just not for me.
I can't help but look down on people who do drugs on a regular basis and who make a big fuss of it. Third eye completely calcified. Peasants, truly.
LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL
LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL
LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL
LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL
LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL
LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL
LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL
All right, everyone tuck your pants into your socks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAhckEPFlOUa
>>58902320
classic
>you know who posts karen image
no
>>58902293
do you lick em?
As someone that has experienced the true vision of the third eye I support drugs being banned. Some things are just not meant to be seen.
>>58902318
>>58902320
>>58902325
GET OUT AUSSIES
>>58902260
Fite me irl you ozzy cunt
>>58902318
TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS
>>58902305
*m'shallah*
>>58902286
haha nah not that bulb lad
nos lad nos
>>58902362
its me ur brother
>>58902363
i will FUCKING DESTROY YOU
I don't think there's a single third eye open in the land down under.
>>58902344
nah they are usually quite sweaty because he works in construction wearing big boots all day
>>58902037
This is that Russian girl who looks like a man, the begging for anything as long as it has a penis picture just with new clothes and a haircut.
>>58902288
WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL
WHY WAS HE BORN AT ALL
HE'S NO FUCKIN USE TO ANYONE
HE'S NO FUCKIN USE AT ALL
*have stiffly mixed drink*
*mate pulls an ace*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58902402
so jelly
;w;
*vomits on shirt in the bathroom*
im right lads jes need a new shirt now
now i'm not tryna be rude
but hey priddy girl i'm feelin you
>>58902320
They told me I'd get a big parade when I got back from 'nam. Instead they spat on me.
lads
diagnose this
my torso feels fine
my head feels fine
but my arms and legs feel like they're about to fall off
Why?
Seriously am I dying?
It hurts to even type this
>>58902382
kek did you use the fucking whipped cream machines to rip the bulbs
those were the days hahahaha
>ear's been giving me jip for days
>push it closed until it fizzes a few times, makes it feel better for a bit
>decide to try poking it properly
>finger comes out covered in wax
>roll up some tissue and jam it right up in there
>wax that comes off on it is so old it's nigh-on black
ewww fucking grim lads hahaha *shows you the tissue*
fucking look at that haha fucking l-
*shoves it in your face*
fucking look at that
>>58902350
>seeking enlightenment
>fuddles around with the 3rd eye, instead of the crown
Meditation can lead you to higher states of mental being that fuddling around with drugs.
>>58902320
fucking top quality
>American """""""""education""""""""
*in middle of game*
*bloody cunts need to go for a hour long cigarette """"""break"""""" again*
*join them for a cheeky dart with the lads*
http://www.strawpoll.me/10134408
Moving into a flat. Don't want a landline, want unlimited broadband.
Stick with Virgin, or is there a better way?
>>58902472
got banned from there for saying britain isn't a muslim country lmao
fat yanks do my nut in
>>58902459
those big silver ones?
hahahah ye
did 5 once and transcended for about 2 minutes
lad did fucking 8 in once yeah
not been the same since
jjust keeps posting about his third eye on 4chan and that
degenerates out
The girl Poleaboo was stalking was a top tier slag desu
>>58902453
You're fine, just bad circulation
>>58902392
COME ON SO CUNT
>>58902472
>Here, have an educational video about Donald Trump.
>>58902511
all me
oi you lads mind if i nick one of yer beers?
>>58902472
>>58902506
>going on reddit
Literally, LITERALLY kill yourselves
>>58902529
FIT
I could physically, mentally and sexually destroy anyone in this thread
>>58902511
hahaha ye one of the lads ripped like 5 or 6 and just tipped over and reckons he was seeing everything super slomo hahahaha
>>58902529
SQUARE UP
>>58902555
yeah alr- uh
*hesitates because they're the big Peroni bottles*
hm ah, yeah dunno 'cause they're like
*holds bottle up*
y'know they're like haha can't just, y'know
*shrugs*
>>58902590
bet you couldn't out drink me though lad
>>58902590
Poleaboo would fuck you 'til you loved him, faggot
>>58902525
She got a bit classier with age tbf
1) show
2) afterparty
3) hotel lobby
4) ?????
5) fuck somebody
>>58902607
FIT
>"Reddit!? By God my fine sir! Tis a sin vile enough to mention such a name in my presence, let alone admit to frequenting such a vile place yourself. Oh no, the only place on the internet fit for fine online discussion is that of the 'Chon"
got a cheeky pre-work amaretto on the go
>>58902566
uh do you know who you are talking to?
Josuke, you are crazy!
where did you dignity and pride go?
>>58902607
Stop posting my bird before I deck you
>>58902610
good post but
nah it's alright mate salright
*nicks one later anyway*
MATE YER SAID I COULD HAVE ONE
JAZ DIDNT HE SAY I COULD HAVE ONE?
>>58902525
shes fucking ugly mate
>>58902623
And after the party it's the, (hotel lobby)
aaand haffa bah, porya gotty, (keem samadi)
then you take it to your room and, with somebody
gotta getta
>>58902640
This is a very highly exaggerated interpretation of my words.
make everybody happy
*crawls inside your ear*
Is alimony a form of oppression?
>Women believe the ideal penis size is 6.2 inches
>Women believe the average peniz size is 5.4 inches
Well lads, how do you measure up?
>>58902737
6.5 x 7
not even memeing
>>58902737
length is zero problem for me, girth on the other hand
>>58902734
SHITLORD
E
X
I
S
T
>>58902734
yes. we need an uprising
>>58902737
I'm a woman
>>58902684
laughed when i played it along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-QqtUWywu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-QqtUWywu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-QqtUWywu0
C H O O N
H
O
O
N
>>58902670
Fuckin'...
*looks about*
Fuckin' matey, that one, stole my last fuckin' Peroni
*runs hand through hair*
I said earlier like, they're the big bottles, you can't just, y'know, it's not like borrowing a Stella or something, is it?
Fuck sake
*goes to take a swig from empty bottle*
FUCK SAKE
>>58902668
SHES MY BIRD YOU FUCKING KOONT
>>58902737
6.4 pencil dick
>>58902771
>above average length
>average girth
Destined to be a cervix puncher.
Business idea: who ever posts nudes of Sophie first is her bf and the other guy has to apologise
*sucks all the fluid out of your body leaving you mummified*
i don't know whats going on in this thread anymore and i'm frightened desu
>>58902737
>7x6
Now I'm worried it's too much.
>>58902828
what's your girth laddy?
Poleaboo is considering getting a double chicken burger meal from Arizonas
>>58902810
I can tell it's montage parody-tier neurofunk just from the thumbnail tbqh
Should racists like Nigel Farage be deported?
>>58902874
hypoxia is fresh mate
>>58902737
>mfw I'm just 5.9 inches but nice and thick
>>58902854
Around 5 inches at the thickest part.
>>58902822
I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE AS MANY PICS IN YOUR SOPHIE FOLDER
>>58902867
>breeder scum
*hits you over the head with a baseball bat knocking you unconscious and steps on you repeatedly until you are mushed*
really hate scotland lads. its continued existence is an insult to us all.
>>58902898
i'm 4.5
why don't we just kill the rich and feed them to the hungry and give their money to the povvos
>>58902902
bugger off
>>58902737
15cm, still no sexy times though
>>58902948
nice size lmao
*annexes Schleswig-Holstein*
>>58902893
not a fan of that style of neuro/techstep to be quite honest
bit all over the place like
business idea: order loads of pizzas to number 10 downing street to banter dave for being a prick
>>58902926
You'll manage bruh, it's only slightly below average.
I said I wouldn't shave for a whole month. I'm only a week in and I want to shave. I don't know how people do it, I just feel like a bum. Do people with beards know how good a clean shave feels?
I'm going out out on Saturday night lads
>>58903007
>I said I wouldn't shave for a whole month
Rasheed
doing a sling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kikC0Q9m8O8
>>58902948
no
>>58902990
I doubt it, but thanks for the nice words.
>>58902971
tech has always been all over the place
business idea: egg buckingham palace so the queen has to clean it all up
POSTING IN A DEAD THREAD
OH YEAH IM POSTING IN A DEAD THREAD
POSTING IN A DEEEEAAAAAD THREAD
IM POSTING IN A DEAD THREAD
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
SPANIARD IS A QUEER
SPANIARD IS A QUEER
HE ORDERED LOADS OF PIZZA
BUT SPANIARD IS A QUEER
doing an insomnia
>>58902990
>4 inches girth
>>58903015
where to lad?
can i come too?
>>58903007
Innit, I used to have facial hair but after getting into the habit of shaving I feel weird with more than a few days' growth
>>58903036
is that noel edmons
not enjoying this warm weather tbqh
business idea: ring on the doorbell of all of the houses of parliament then run away
