BE LONDON GET KHAN'D edition
crayon pop
benis
Why is this allowed?
>>58903818
doing a poo
>>58903841
Because they both won their respective candidate elections against other people from their party
>>58903841
>too many white people
These days, if you say you're English, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail
>>58903808
THE DAILY MAIL?
What did she mean by this?
>>58903908
t. man from the pub
>>58903841
>be London
>get KHAN'D
>>58903908
>Khushwant Sachdave
>>58903827
Sounds gay to me
>>58903908
>2005
Why do you keep posting this?
>>58903932
Yes that is the thread edition lol very original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AckhnLpwceM
Thread theme
>>58903963
Was really expecting a penis, as often is the case with people who wear corsets.
>>58903963
where's the dick
>>58903963
wew
what is an onee chan?
>>58903977
I honestly didn't notice that
>>58903814
They all literally look the same, not even joking
>>58903993
older sister
>>58903983
>hip hop
>london election choices
>a gold plated toff
>or an islamist
Is this the most representative election London has had? All parts of London society are covered.
>>58903983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIov6Hx9kvA
fuck off this is real theme
>>58903916
fuck i love these
anyone got salons one?
>>58904013
i've been saying this for months
I hate fundies
Was he tough enough?
i think brit must be one of the only generals on this entire site not infestes with anime nonces
>>58903945
Paki.
>>58903963
more pls
>>58903945
These days, you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say you're English don't you?
>>58904047
Rasheed
>>58904055
It is infested with Kpop nonces, though.
AKA anime for hipsters
>>58904055
we get flare-ups, unfortunately
>>58904074
Rasheeds are fundies you fucking idiot
>>58904073
pretty cute desu
>>58903908
Ah yes, 2005
If I remember correctly, that was the year that acupuncture and bubble tea became trendy
>>58903963
post the one where she hikes her skirt to reveal a cute little penis
>>58904064
>>58904048
God I had Jeremy fucking paxman
Such a slimy little smug twat that's actually shit at interviews but just because he raises his voice and repeats himself the snivelling masses think he's some kind of genius
Wish he'd fuck off and retire from university challenge too, arrogant cunt
>>58904055
Innit
Why do only paedo's like jap/koreans?
So creepy
>>58904114
is that a piss jar on the right
>>58904030
no, there is no poverty stricken pseudo jamaican black man
>>58904073
literally wouldn't be able to tell the difference if they are bald
>>58904127
you had him?
alright bender haha into older men, are we? haha
>>58904036
SOMEONE
>>58904141
they have brain dama-dama-dama-dama-damage
>>58904114
just get to the part where she reveals her dick already
>crosses Zambezi River
Alri lads, you had a good run the past few years, but you're mostly proper shit so this is Anglo territory again. Everyone expel your dictators, we have a new Prime Minister on the way that will report directly to the Queen. Hup-hup, up and at 'em, you had your vacation. Now it's time for law and order.
LOADSAMONEY
BASED
>>58904153
I'll have you in a minute cheeky Kent
Rise up this mornin
Smiled with the risin sun
Three little birds, beside my doorstep
Singin sweet songs, of melodies pure and true
>>58904196
i'll make sure to get all lubed up for you then sweetie xx
*messes with a muslim migrant*
>>58904193
Why the fuck do students, student politicians and student unions care so fucking much about israel
>>58904104
>>58904193
I dont understand what any of that means
>>58904193
He's such a twat
>>58904238
they have no real job so they fill the time with inane meme debates
>>58904248
He's having a go at Canadian students hating on israel
>be me, looking at essay questions for unit
>one is on abos
well looks like i know what im bullshitting about lads. nothing better than bullshitting "white guilt" for easy grades
I'm sick of Islam dominating the news. You can't go a day without hearing about that bullshit religion. It's a load of bollocks.
>>58904238
Students don't give a poo
>>58904246
that one looks like a proper mong
>t-shirt sticking to my back
ah yes, very impressive
Isn't it so comforting to know you could just end it all at any moment. All I have is my life and if it has no value then losing it means nothing.
>>58904208
Ari breddah
>>58904295
Didnt ask you to tell me, nob head
>>58904277
actually the debates i take part in at my uni are extremely important and will pave the way for a peaceful solution to the problems between israel and palestine
Why do normies buy GQ?
>Ah, yes, I'll buy these £500 headphones the recommend. And this £2500 stool and this £295 pair of trainers
*breaks window and puts lower part of my face through it*
NOOOOO SURRENDEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>58904331
>say that to my fucking face kiddo and see what happends
>>58904273
I still like butts but feet are getting kinda hot desu
>>58904193
weedman has completed his transition to full sikh and now hates muslims
>>58904363
Normies are drones.
>>58904309
maybe if we didn't have a bullshit normie society where only chad can get a gf, they wouldn't be outbreeding us and so many desperate lads wouldn't run off to join isis for the sex slaves
Just voted SNP on both papers
>>58904249
>In an interview with the BNP deputy leader Simon Darby, Griffin claimed that the English Defence League was a "Zionist false flag operation", and added that the organisation is "a neo-con operation". He also claimed that the EDL's activities are an attempt to provoke civil war.
Is there anything he isn't right about?
2bh i dont like kpop
>>58904363
it's like when pikeys vote tory desu. something to aspire to while having no chance of ever actually getting there.
>>58904363
Normies like to consume, it built into them
>>58904399
I don't like cats you paki fuck
>>58904363
I don't "buy" GQ, I bought a subscription to GQ
>>58904363
>angry poor person is both angry and poor
Glad to see youre consistent at least
>>58904373
yeah she looks like a fucking mong
>>58904363
People do t actually expect you to buy the stuff. It's just aspiration and inspiration
most handsome british man
>>58904363
When I was 16 I read GQ and thought I'd never be respected or attractive if I didn't buy their stupid shit. I even saved up and spent hundreds on a flannel shirt and a pair of sunglasses
who /hasn'tvotedandisn'tplanningto/ here?
>>58904468
most handsome british man*
Going to sleep early tonight, till next time lads
>>58904481
Not me had a postal vote
>>58904492
don't wake up
>>58904492
night x
when you wake we'll have a muslim mayor
>>58904363
>>58904387
>>58904402
>>58904404
get a load of these poorfags
>>58904399
https://desustorage.org/int/search/filename/1424828482832.jpg/
>>58904515
>we'll
fuck off islamic republic of londonistan
>Poleaboos dad is voting labour
>Poleaboos mum asked Poleaboo what party other than UKIP want to leave the EU
>Poleaboos sister asked what party he would have voted for if he had registered to vote
Bought a double chicken burger meal from Arizonas
GQ is such a fucking lefty rag. Just your typical metropolitan liberals out of touch with the real world
If you don't vote Khan you are Islamophobic and racist
t. normie friends on Facebook
look at this doood
>>58904564
>GQ is such a fucking lefty rag. Just your typical metropolitan liberals out of touch with the real world
>>58904588
*wheeeeeze*
*sniffs*
ah yes, the poortherner smell. they're amongst us.
>>58904564
>le trump is le evil and will le cause le world war three
Trump is literally the most anti-war candidate running and actually tries to get on with Putin etc.
Shillary is literally the opposite yet people think she's great
>>58904608
What are you doing?
wanking
how much is too much?
>>58904193
>being critical of Israel has no place in North America
oh we know Justin, we know
London's population is bigger than Scotland and Wales COMBINED.
When do we get out referendum?????
>>58904617
>Trump is literally the most anti-war candidate running and actually tries to get on with Putin etc.
>Shillary is literally the opposite yet people think she's great
>>58904526
those are all very good posts
I covet pale vagina with a raven-haired bush
>>58904632
Any.
t. lad on day 5 of nofap
>>58904632
more than twice a day
>>58904617
How can calling yourself the toughest candidate against ISIS be construed as anti-war?
Stop projecting what you want to believe onto Trump
>>58904525
Plankton
things to know about me:
>i like big butts
>i cannot lie
>>58904664
good post
Is there anything someone who lost their postal vote can do?
>>58904713
watch anime
>>58904713
jack it
>>58904713
Yeah just go to the polling station and vote
The seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
>>58904683
defending yourself=/=war
What are you saying? That we should appease Isis?
FOUND THE GLASSES
THEY WERE IN THE RECYCLING NEAR THE BOTTOM
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID THEY END UP THERE
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP TO THE PEOPLE WHO GAVE ADVICE THOUGH
>>58904675
ah i'm good then
>>58904756
No, we should go to war with them
You can't call yourself anti-war and want to have war, this shouldn't have to be explained
i'll vote for whichever candidate turns syria/iraq into a full blown proxy war
>>58904570
>If you don't vote Khan you are Islamophobic and racist
I'm sure that's not it. Maybe they were telling you off because you don't want to vote for him for racial reasons?
>>58904664
all i want to do is eat her fucking pussy till my tongue gets cancer ugh
>>58903804
Trump
>>58904754
Are you sure? I don't want to waste my time and get turned home.
>>58904792
thats both of them haha
>trump is literally going to be the republican nominee
Unironically voted for khan
>Antisemitism in the Labour party
>Islamophobia in the Conservative party
>Xenophobia in UKIP
This is why i always vote Green and you should to.
>>58904789
Hes anti war because he's not going to start a war for no good reason or cause shit like Benghazi.
Trump was always against the invasion of the Middle East every time it happened.
It's not his fault that past governments destabilised the Middle East and created Isis. We now have to deal with it. That's not being pro-war
>>58904829
Yeah
>>58904844
I don't really care about jews or xenos, but I don't like them muzzies so tory it is
>>58904844
Me too.
Voted for Khan lads
>>58904856
>literally making shit up
stop it lad you look silly
>>58904870
>I don't like them muzzies
When did you meet all 2billion Muslims?
>>58904856
Going to war, by definition, is pro-war
Also you have your facts wrong, Trump was in favour of Iraq until after it happened, the same position that Hillary holds
the so-called Conservative Party
>>58904900
rasheed
>>58000000
Nearly here lads
>>58904833
Nothing wrong with a meme leader
>>58904910
Well I've been to London and Bradford, so
>>58904910
Yesterday
Top Gear is going to be an absolute train wreck. I can't wait.
The lush life giving me a rush
Had once chance to make me blush
>>58904940
ummmm
>>58904954
When does it start?
>hoi4 comes out about a week after exams finish
cannot wait for all these spicy memes lads
>>58904870
>xenos
Do you know what Xenophobia even means lad?
>>58904963
nuh nuh nuh nuh nuhnuhnuh
anuhnuhnuh WONDERLAND
>>58904954
Are you in the /tv/ thread with the triggered tumblrina?
>>58904954
Top Gear was always entertainment for underclass retards.
>>58904758
GLASS THE JEWS
>>58904996
link
>>58905036
fedora
>>58904954
>A black
>A woman
>A yank
>A ginger
>A paki
>A jew
How did Chris Evans (the ginger top gear bloke) get so rich?
wonder if the military lowers its recruitment standards if there's a war going on
>>58905055
made lots of money
>>58905055
playing Captain America
>moyes
Can someone tell me what episode of The Eric Andre Show this comes from?
>Hannibal: "Get yourself together, man. Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a noise band. Get six or seven roommates. Eat some hummus with them. Book some gigs. Paint. Smoke cloves. Listen to Animal Collective. Start some type of salsa company."
Any of you lads in the South of England and willing to donate your stool?
I'll pay you.
You can't have taken antibiotics or have any diseases/allergies though.
>>58905055
He's a radio presenter?
>>58905045
>>>/tv/69135041
I probably fucked that up, but oh well.
Haha he reads the daily mail haha what a bigot he'll never be as intellectually superior as me daily mail what a rag lol am I popular yet?
>>58904870
>dont really care about xenos
ah yes, i wonder whos behind this post
>>58904984
We don't know when either Joey Gear or Amazon Gear start.
>>58905106
daily mail is shit, don't try to be all contrarian to feel like a special snowflake
>>58904990
We all know what it means.
>>58905116
I'm watching you people
>>58904856
cucck
>>58904564
>GQ
>left
you really are a fucking spacker, lad.
>>58904713
Do you actually think voting will make a single bit of difference to your miserable life lad? I woke up from that delusion years ago.
>Neil Fairlamb (Conservative)
>The heart of Dwyfor Meirionnydd is its small communities and I cherish its volunteer spirit, co-ordinating the meals-on-wheels service for the six years I lived in Merioneth (Llwyngwril and Fairbourne area).
>I pioneered and still help in a hospice charity shop in Anglesey and promise to support community institutions like small shops and village halls with the Conservatives supporting small businesses with rate relief support.
>Our farmers have excellent produce; they also need backing to win in the niche market of value for quality while our tourism appeal is outstanding- up to five in 10 jobs in rural Wales depend on it, but it needs better marketing - as visitor expectation rises so must our provision.
>Our landscape should be protected from hideous onshore wind farms and our town chambers of trade need help to coordinate strategies for growth with the Conservatives providing policies to increase footfall in our market towns.
>Transport links in rural areas also need a strong advocate while our large retired population also needs better health care.
>Dwyfor Meirionnydd can seem remote from Cardiff and Westminster but as a Conservative MP in a future government I would have more influence than a Plaid Cymru MP with no power in Parliament - Welsh is my second language; I speak it every day.
or
>Francis Wykes (UKIP)
>Born in Cornwall, Mr Wykes worked as an engineer before taking early retirement in 2000.
>He believes in transferring power from politicians to the people and is concerned by the closure of rural post offices and schools and the removal of phone boxes. He is also concerned with the state of the NHS in Wales, especially the shortage of dentists in the constituency.
Really not sure who I'd prefer.
>>58905178
t. Never read GQ
>>58905055
He used to present a programme called TGI Friday in the 90s before he set up a chain of restaurants using that branding.
Then he became a DJ and then married Billie Doctor Who Piper.
>>58905083
What do you need it for?
>>58905203
Just vote Labour you mong
>>58905106
2bf the daily mail is quite shit as are all tabloids
it's not just a right wing/left wing thing as the mirror and the morning star are both shite as well
>>58905172
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
>>58905210
waifu mentioned
>>58905218
To do a fecal transplant via enema/catheter.
A FUCKING MUSLIM MAYOR
LONDON IS NOW QUITE LITERALLY A MUSLIM CITY
>>58905219
I don't like labour
>Do you actually think voting will make a single bit of difference to your miserable life lad? I woke up from that delusion years ago.
>>58905241
for what purpose?
>>58905055
>yfw that ugly manlet four eyed ginger cunt married prime Billy Piper
>>58905219
Why?
>>58905242
didn't realise the election had finished?
>>58905242
It's over. Britain is done. Moving to America. I don't care if I'll be poor
>>58905238
Your Waifu is Billie Piper? You know that she used to be a singer before starting acting right?
Sadiq
>>58905242
>your capital city is muslim
>>58905204
GQ is not a lefty mag, lad.
>>58905257
To solve a gastrointestinal disease.
Fecal transplants are curing people with gastrointestinal diseases with 90%+ success rates.
It's not on the NHS yet though.
>>58905292
Rasheed
>>58905210
>chain of restaurants
Kek
>>58905241
What's wrong with you?
>>58905298
>Your capital city is irish
I genuinely don't get the dislike for Khan. Wasn't a fan in his early days, admittedly but generally tries to get big fights and is exciting to watch. Absolutely all credit to him for taking this one. Yes he'll be paid well but it's a huge career risk he didn't need to take. Hope he pulls off a shock.
>>58905252
choose labour or choose tory, but they are both exactly the same and both run by the same members of the wealthy elite that went all to Eton and Harrow, you're the fedora for actually believing voting makes any difference, you've been cucked into thinking your pathetic life actually matters
>>58905316
Hey r u a fan of arjen robben
He's so cool
How do I dress like a British dandy without looking fedora or cosplay
>PCC election
>Vote UKIP guy
I hope you did your democratic duty today /brit/
>>58905338
I have a gastrointestinal problem. I can't digest food properly. It's been speculated that my uses of antibiotics as a youth did it to me. (I had to do an intensive course of antibiotics for 2 months when I was 14 due to Meningitis).
Basically, the antibiotics killed the good bacteria in me and fecal transplants are a way to repopulate your gut flora with healthy bacteria.
>>58905389
Pretty sure that he's the bloke that started the "Dutch go bald at 20" meme.
>>58905358
>Actively campaign as a British Muslim who will fight against rligious inequality in London
Sajid Khan WILL build a mosque down the end of every road
>labour corbynite socialist mayor gets elected
>"literally got a paki mayor"
ahh yes, very interesting
>tfw billy no mates
>>58905399
Be tall, have a strong jaw, live in a posh area of London.
If you don't meet all three criteria, you'll look like a mong
>>58905402
Why don't you just grow a pair lol
>>58905402
I'll shit up your bum if you want m8
>>58905416
i think he may have been referring to the boxer amir khan
>>58903841
muslim or jew?
socialist or illuminati?
the choice is yours
Gonna go vote lads haha
Note like it matters anyway because there are too many pakis and lefties in London
>>58905434
of bacteria? would be a good idea 2bh
>>58905445
that was the trick
heh
Saw my local UKIP representative whilst walking back from the gym earlier lads.
Gave each other a little nod and continued on desu
>Voting in local and PCC elections
Alri granddad, what are you doing on the 'chon?
>>58905444
Where are you based?
>>58905464
Also a lot of rich white people.
every little helps
>>58905402
Ah right. Good luck with it lad.
have to piss
>>58905358
hope zac wins tbf
>THE SOUTH OF PAKISTAN
>>58905415
Yea he looks so old, I thought he was 40 something and turned out 32. His dribbling is a joy though.
>>58905484
I shall do my best x
Hope Sajid Javid wins the London Mayoral election
>>58905485
I need a donor, that's the problem.
At least on 4chan things are anonymous.
>>58905473
>implying
This is London mayor day, everything else is just provincials desperately trying to seem relevant
>>58905520
Nah, I hope Priti does tbqh
>>58905474
Cornwall
lovely
it's ironic how 9/11 will be a defining part of history but America commit far worse atrocities on a daily basis.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/04/labour-plunged-into-fresh-race-row-as-london-mayoral-candidate-s/
>not all muslims
LONDONHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>58905533
Pritti Paki
>>58905358
Poleaboo hopes Khan wins too
He's thick but fast and a good boxer
>>58905556
No they don't
