Why are American tourists so fucking fat? edition
cara
britlard
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tried to hang myself from my door the other day but my door has a handle on it rather than a knob so every time i dropped my weight the handle went down and the belt i was using slid off
>>58906054
>Why are American tourists so fucking fat? edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaPzN2gD3PQ
winston
kazza
Shit edition
>>58906054
That's a lot smaller than I imagined
>>58906054
Kek
>>58906118
that was silly
Post the most American picture you have edition.
(credit to some anon in a thread earlier today)
The problem with man city is they always try and walk it in
>>58906054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbL3exebJ4c
>>58906140
I suppose living in Ireland, you're more used to this kind of thing.
fuck tall people
seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvU8LaE0-xw
I'm all business, all the time
>>58906197
Why did they make this part of our culture twee and feeble?
>>58906192
>Need to provide a personal character reference for new job
>mate said I can get my doctor to do me one for £5
What the fuck is my doctor going to say? I've not been I'm 3 years. What possible worth is this to an employer?
According to my genetic test I'm mostly scottish by heritage now
Next season will be our season, right?
>>58906243
Just get your mate to do it pretending to be someone lad
>>58906266
>tfw Arsenal supporter
>tfw Wenger out
>tfw Wenger will never be out
>>58906129
>hot_lesbian_action.mkv.exe (1.47mb)
>>58906061
Would pay serious money to see her blacked.
>>58906054
Where did you find a pic of my family OP
hi
>>58906266
you're going to kill it in the europa league lad, it'll be a glorious quarter final exit
>>58906265
Bad luck old chap.
>tfw started stalking her instagram
I hate the internet
>>58906142
What was pellegrini thinking bringing sterling on that early?
>>58906266
Lifelong leicester supporter here
AMA
Poleaboo has been a very naughty sissy today. He's wondering if any of the studs here would be kind enough to punish him.
I will pay for stool if you are in the South of England.
Nightmares in my sleep but it hurts more to be awake.
>>58906154
Just did a UKIP and Tory vote for the PCCs lads
>ah yes, the Chinese are civilized and kind, unlike our boorish American """""friends"""""
>surely they would be a benevolent superpower
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U9g-Mgogiok
@58906360
(You)
Had a go on a rc aeroplane for the first time today lads. Was hard desu
>>58906361
I'm about to take a shite, should be with you shortly
>>58906266
Of course :^)
>>58906392
rorke
gf (on the left) just sent me this
oneitis being rude so not replying for the rest of the night
>>58906392
Good voting skills.
post rare gattos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scuwHxTOFdo
>>58906405
Thank God America doesn't have any people who kill kids.
[Trigger Warning]
Just got a job at walmart
>>58906440
wish there were pictures of her bum in this
>>58906405
Why would you do this?
If you werent born within a 5 mile radius of your team's stadium then I don't wanna hear that you ''''support''''' them tbqh
haven't been anywhere outside the EU in over 10 years
>>58906457
>>58906266
another semi final Cl exit with Poop the CL semi specialist.
>>58906457
>>58906474
havent been outside it my entire life
>>58906428
You know it
>>58906453
Cheers
>>58906457
>>58906471
so much this.
I wanna be the very best (no one ever was)
>>58906405
Going out to vote lads
>>58906464
"cheese"?
>>58906426
tbf we were the best team in Europe during the first half of the season that year
>>58906440
>posting the shopped version
>>58906524
k-kent?
>>58906471
I was born in the park between Anfield and Goodison Park, so I support both clubs
>>58906557
honestly, how can america unironically claim to be a first world country?
I'd gargle a trap's balls in my mouth but I'm not gay.
Isn't that weird.
>>58906583
One day it'll be your year, la.
say you don't eat pork, don't eat pussy?
liar, you're just an actor
just made me first vote ever in the welsh constituency/assembly/police commissioner elections!
ama
saw two gay crackheads kissing today, i genuinely hate this fucking city
>>58906405
That's only a problem Canadians have, the rest of the world understands how subhuman the Chinese are. Maybe alien is a better word, you could argue they're more civilized as far as organization, but they are completely disconnected from any humanity as we know it. Good luck buying a home from them!
gattos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7LhjPb0-I
>>58906471
4.1 miles for me
>>58906646
what's your favourite colour?
>>58906586
DELT THIS
>>58906646
Who did you vote for?
i want to buy girl clothes but im worried they'll write what it is on the package and my parents will find out -.-
>>58906627
Same here, but I'm actually bi so I don't know.
(S)he's fucking hot, though. (S)he got hormones and all, now.
>>58906603
Had some good away days in Stanley park desu
>>58906646
where do you live?
>>58906515
i can see how there are so many yanks without passports 2bh
>>58906643
skepta is a batty, big up devilman
Just got called a bender.
>>58906615
Because we are the only true first world nation.
I make $70,000 a year to mess around on a computer.
>>58906588
No sorry x
>>58906661
blue. Great shades with blue. Navy, aqua, sky, baby, midnight, ice, royal. Just such a lovely colour 2bh
>>58906673
Ukip lad for MP, ukip for the assembly, and an independent for police commissioner since he's got decent experience
>>58906707
Wales
>>58906557
kek think syria might be a little bit red by now
>>58906722
fuck off 1%
>>58906744
you've done your duty lad xx
>>58906561
Good lad
>>58906744
Good lad
>>58906714
WUN SEN
>>58906744
What's your opinion of Plaid Cymru
They're talking about Cinco de Mayo on TalkSport
I just wanna listen to football talk
However, listening to english people talk about mexican food with they're silly accents is quite entertaining
>>58906725
never mind
About to try camomile tea for the first time lads.
Will report back.
>>58906714
How can Skepta clash Devilman?
Devilman ain't even on his level. man.
Failed my driving test for the third time today, lads.
Wahey.
>>58906744
where in wales you twat
i want to buy a onesie, but then i jack off and i don't want one any more. do i have a fetish?
rare gatto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwwmvEFMp3Y
>>58906471
but there is no club in my county, let alone 5 miles
>>58906792
it's foul
>>58906789
>they're
So Juan, when did you jump the border old chap?
>>58906809
How does it make you feel you failed 3 times at something loads of genuine retards and proper idiots managed to pass 1st time?
/brit/ more like /poo/ lmao
Lovely day out lads, hope we do are nige proud
>>58906792
>>58906864
Reporting back, tastes herby but it's alright
>>58906809
Too many minors or a major?
>>58906805
Austrialad makes me laugh
I sold him an ounce of skunk and he thought it was a 4 and a half
https://twitter.com/charlottechurch/status/728146109676150784
>stang alongside Corbyn at anti-austeriy protests
>campaign for him for a year
>elections that will define if he gets to stay on as leader
>vote for Plaid Cymru instead
forgot what this webm is
test
>>58906809
Bad luck
I passed my motorbike test the second time
The first time the instructor told me I was too dangerous to be on the the road
Ha showed him
>>58906837
hope you repost these tomorrow
Poleaboo finished his double chicken burger
Very spicy, very big, well worth the £5
>>58906771
>>58906776
cheers mates!
>>58906779
thick nationalist SNP wannabes. Leanne Wood needs a right good slap
>>58906812
Gwynedd
State your name cuz
>>58906891
oh a webm reaction
interdasting
>>58906776
I usually identify as Labour, as does my family, but Labour has changed so fucking much compared to what it used to stand for. I'd never vote for a Tory scumbag, so UKIP seems to be the least worst of all the parties.
Can't help but oblige the Nige.
>>58906921
Niels
>>58906920
there's a french lad that keeps asking for you
Major issues:
Yanks
really like the smell of earl grey tea but it tastes disgusting. might start making a cup to sniff while i drink proper tea.
>>58906652
yea I'm sick of them everywhere but there are no "politically correct" arguments against them since they all get jobs and aren't terribly violent or preach their faith.
still wish they would all leave
>>58906877
lmao
>>58906920
slap on the bum from me
>>58906930
Proud of you x
miss my tamagotchi if im honest
Parents told me they're both voting to leave
nice
>>58906942
Tastes lovely, you fooking poofter
@58906903
>i dont open any of your links in the chon
or words to that effect
get out of my sight before i discombobulate you
>>58906921
Rorke innit
Just voted in Scottish election ladm8s.
business idea: shitpost on /brit/ until i pass out
>>58906941
What happened to benders and trannies?
>>58906054
From London Evening Standard "Exclusive exit poll", khan set to win 53 to 47. Is this realistic? Are we doomed, lads?
Yes lads Chlamydia test came back negative
>>58906920
There's a good chap. We'll get rid of this nasty "nationalism" business and get back to loving real countries rather than just regions.
>>58907013
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What does "smeg on me arse" mean?
>>58906833
probably
>>58907013
FONT
just nabbed these lads
>>58907007
I priortise different issues from the person that posted that intitially
>>58906999
SNP right lad?
>>58906957
Live in Thames-Valley, so the Conservatives may well win, but I've got to at least try voting
>brits electing a muslim mayor
>don't know whether to laugh or cry
come on lads, I know we went a bit back and forth over the years but this is a bit too much for even me to laugh at
>>58906939
probably misses my hangman gimmick
off to the land of nod, lads.
night night xx
>>58907060
SNP regional, UKIP national.
>>58907083
he wanted your opinion on the welsh language
>>58907066
>A third of Londoners aren't comfortable with the idea of a Muslim Mayor
>the rest are pakis
>>58907066
My thoughts and prayers are with them
Mum's gonna go fucking mental if she gets home and I'm not in the garden painting the fence
Still in bed shitposting
>>58907066
pls tell me this is a meme
>>58907106
>Scotland
>independent
You lads make us laugh, and that's all we ever ask of you Scots.
>>58906943
If you held fast to your Christian heritage you would be able to argue against them. If you buy into their communist, atheist nihilism then, yeah, there's no argument that they're subhuman. You lads need a Peter Hitchens.
voted for scottish libertarians on both desu
>>58907096
goodnite Straya
>>58907066
edgy
>>58907117
i like it. good sound to it, good for music and poetry. just looks weird aesthetically.
got a B in welsh literature back in GCSEs desu
>>58906992
yanking yon chain, me old mucker
>>58907170
rasheed
>>58907179
aren't you the fluent welsh gwynedd lad?
There are people on /brit/ right now very upset and angry at this
http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2016/may/04/grayson-perry-all-man-boys-breaking-man-contract-if-they-cry
>>58907170
Rasheed
>>58907193
Lived in a muslim-majority area my entire life.
Doesn't bother me at all desu, people are ignorant
If Bernie wins I'll fucking kill myself
>>58907208
>The idea of gender fluidity is an alien concept to the vast majority of people, even in Britain
Hope it stays that way
couldn't sleep last night because I was thinking about the one I let slip away
now I need to have a nap
>>58907213
>>58907217
kek saved
>>58907207
yeah but I've got a proper mumble when I speak it, grammar is shite, it's a second language really. having a proper English accent doesn't help either (dunno where I even developed that)
>>58907170
>edgy
>>58907237
Makes sense that it wouldn't bother a muslim like you haha
>>58907252
>>>/pol/
idiot
would love to go for a walk in the sunshine whilst holding hands with my gf but I don't have a gf and I never have had a gf haha
>>58907237
>>58907270
Rasheed
>>58907208
>the fuse has blown and I am waiting for my dad to visit so he can change it
lmao
hope none of you melts are this pathetic
>>58907208
I have a son and I'm always telling him boys shouldn't cry, haha.
I don't want him to grow up to be a giant pussy.
>>58907289
haha xD
>>58907300
haha!
>>58907295
Fuck off you actual fucking piece of shit
>>58907189
never forgive
no compromise
youre dead kid
PURE KINO
>>58907304
Fuck off Norway
>>58907295
how is it /pol/ for wanting Hillary Clinton to win?
>>58907288
>>58907301
>>58907335
>>58907300
same
>>58907096
nigh x
>>58907318
nice
this is my safe space
>>58907327
rasheed
>>58907300
>never had a gf
They're fucking overrated. Maybe it's because my gf's vegan, but she's the whiniest person ever. Crying all the time, complaining about my views, bitching about meat, etc.
just voted lads
>>58907385
>Fuck off you actual fucking piece of shit
>>58907252
would have loved Bernie to win, think of all the US corporations that would flock to Ireland to avoid paying his tax increases
>>58907385
You'll miss her when she's gone.
if you could be any animal what would it be
i think i would be pic related
>New employer wants ten (10) years of references.
>>58907382
*Kicks your nut in*
>>58907383
lmao xD
We need a new Cromwell 2bh
>>58907420
cute cate :3
>>58907300
>>58907345
I still need to watch this.
>>58907420
I would be a human lol
>>58907420
cattu :3
Can someone recommend me a good porn site?
>>58907382
*rub dick against your butthole*
hehe nothing personnel lad
Has someone linked /brit/ on r*ddit or something? What's with all the rasheeds?
>>58906230
Because of Perfidious Albion.
>Jaque quelle est cette musique?
>Hon hon Je ne sais pas , mais ils doivent être amis!
turns out it's the British.
>>58907417
Not feeling like that at all right now. She's a lovely girl, but I don't really have any feelings for her. Only sticking around until she finishes exams, don't want to ruin her chances of passing. I feel like shit for being like this, but whatever
>>58907438
>>58907433
rasheed haha
sometimes I wish I was my dog
he has it so easy
>>58907483
>personnel
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36211652
>Neo-Nazi movements have been on the rise in Sweden and other European countries as a result of the migration crisis. The anti-immigration Sweden Democrats Party is the third biggest political force in the country.
>equating an anti-immigration party with neo-nazis
hmm
>>58907491
She's a pussy, and not only in the litteral sense
just find a girl that's not a screaming kicking crying bitching vagina on legs
>>58907528
>being this new
>>58906177
:->
>>58907486
We don't need the element of surprise to easily beat them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt
>>58907420
otter
>>58907452
>>58907475
their eyes are sad like they've been crying but has a cheeky grin, like it's all gonna be okay now :3
>>58907468
u no fun
>>58907300
going out for a picnic with my gf near her sleepy countryside village on Saturday if the sun is still good
>>58907453
>>58907547
is this what girls bumhole look like lads?
>>58907547
I'm trying to eat my tea here lad
>>58907547
>indian_vagina.jpg
>>58907453
don't waste your time.
>>58907485
>>58907550
>just find a girl that's not a screaming kicking crying bitching vagina on legs
You just described a girl.
>>58907567
you sure wouldn't need the element of suprise to easily beat me off
big boi
alri
>>58907520
glue a cork up his bum x
>>58907584
yep
>>58907550
She is a pussy, always crying and shit, and she's fucking incapable of doing anything. Absolutely useless at most things, but I have to stick with her for the next month or so
She took Philosophy and Art as A-Levels, as well, if that gives you a better idea of what she's like
>>58907600
Nope
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1907303359
>>58907580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHQgK4181R0
>>58907574
outstanding post
Is there some kind of election TV special tonight that we can all watch together?
>>58907629
rial
>>58907620
i am painfully aware
but at the same time i met some girls that weren't
you gotta find the tomboy ones that aren't lesbian
harder quest than the grail thing this is proving to be
ah yes potassium cyanide I'll be able to make this clandestinely
>>58907528
fuck off new cunt
>>58907633
eww gross might have to become gay
have a freestyle about modern Brits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVSIpxieHkM
>>58907385
Is she a SJW? Why haven't you debated with her and changed her immature views lad
