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POLEABOO + CLEO edition
cara
crayon pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knwwgZNeIpA
imagine if they tried to show this today
I ended up wanking in my chastity device and then again 2 times this morning before I got out of bed
It was a low point for me, not my lowest point but enough to get across the point that I need to change and get my shit together
The only reason I'm doing this sissy shit is because I don't have a project to work on at the moment, so I got caught up in this mess because it made me feel like I had a purpose again
The only solution is to go back to phishing
Can't believe I wasted 200 quid on this crap
Should probably destroy it all but "purging" is really cliche
cartoons
BF pls?
>>58851288
pins and needles
scurry runts, scurry!!
Had a best friend but now haven't spoken to him in over 4 months because of a stupid fall out
Feels shit
>>58851375
GORGea, not GEORga
FUCKED IT
U
C
K
E
D
I
T
>you will never kill ISIS and save a cute white middle eastern maiden from their clutches and show her the beautiful green fields around your local church as you get married under God and Christ and Holy Spirit
>>58851375
>georga
FUCKED
IT
Hi, I'm Louis with the BBC.
left or right lads
>>58851401
god shut up you blithering normer
>>58851403
FUCK
>>58851375
Just send the correct version
me going shopping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Is0w8BK2zc
>>58851421
>you will never kill ISIS and save a cute white middle eastern maiden from their clutches and show her the beautiful green fields around your local church as you get married under God and Christ and Holy Spirit
>>58851451
Right
>>58851461
F U C K E D I T
>>58851461
FUCKED IT
>>58851401
Just message him, you spoon. Losing a m8 over an argument is silly.
>>58851493
Inshallah brother, may you behead a thousand infidels in the name of Mohamet(PBUH)
You know them ones when you were drinking last night and have no recollection of going to sleep
Feeling a bit dodgy right now lads
>>58851450
hi louis
>>58851451
right
>>58851499
>>58851519
What can I do?
>>58851564
not fuck it in future
>>58851564
"was supposed to read like 'gorgeous' but I fucked it haha"
>>58851564
tell her it's a colloquialism that means not utterly shit
>>58851450
Alright wahey
>>58851580
Haha *raises glass of red* well played, sir
*pours it on myself*
Alright
how do they keep getting out...
Wow she's a cunt
>>58851669
well done Ed
>>58851730
haha
>>58851669
She can already smell the beta in you
>>58851669
Honesty is the best policy.
>>58851730
shes an arrogant 18 year old slag what do you expect
>>58851730
Hahaha
>>58851730
HAHA YOU LOSE
Had some pork scratchings. Holy shit that was disgusting.
>>58851730
What a twat.
just made a cheeky £160. straight into the savings account it goes ;)
>>58851844
FONT FOB
Rich normies OUT
>>58851832
Rasheed.
>>58851832
fuck off murderer
THE GF
Just gave some matey £160 worth of fake notes and he was dead chuffed hahaha fucking spanner
Slags
Since everyone here is a player, is there any way he can un-JUST the situation?
>>58851927
Not worth it, she's clearly a bint
>>58851927
what does this even mean? I hate this fucking website
>>58851375
bell end
>>58851927
It was doomed from the get go she's way too hot for me
Could say something to save face though like "hahaha wow we are getting along great ! :)"
what is the most pleb-tier food and why is it chicken?
>>58851927
He has to re-assert his male dominance which she has rejected
Wondering why Ariana Grande looks like she's 12.
>>58851919
Where do you get fake notes from?
That new Drake song "One Dance" is great, lads.
>>58852002
what a tramp
>>58851958
What goes through the mind of a woman to make them do stuff like this?
Imagine if you and your mates decided to strip down to your pants and rub your arses together for a picture, everyone would just look at you like a right bender.
>>58852002
Butters face but nice legs
>>58852016
Fake bank, innit
>>58852023
plankton
>>58852002
Legs eleven
might do a cheeky go to sleep and wake up bright and early in the morning ready to tackle the day
lad I'm arguing with on Twitter keeps tagging his local police force trying to get me in trouble. Should I be worried?
>>58851995
Chicken actually used to be a luxury food as they were more valuable for their eggs, which meant the people only really ate a chicken once it stopped laying, thus the phrase "a chicken in every pot" used as a promise of a better future.
AND NOW YOU KNOW!
>>58852103
Only if you have done something illegal
>>58852052
It's like the female version of banter mate
good morning lads
>>58852123
>Chicken actually used to be a luxury food
don't care, it's a pleb food now
also, only murderers eat it
>>58852103
Just make sure you don't do anything to trigger the Orwellian thought police like making threats.
Who ever he is I hate the cunt too for such a bitch move.
She's looking for a root from a staunch cunt not a soft cock
>>58852145
Only been arguing back and forth for a bit. Now he's telling the police I'm harassing him.
>>58852055
The slag is an enigmatic creature
>>58852092
*wolf whistle*
>>58852183
Doing some stragetic twitter searches right now
You're doxxed pal
just applied for next years student finance
runt fuckers
Some absolute prick on twitter disagreed with my opinions so I sent his tweets to the local bobby
Let's see how his precious views hold up in PRISON heh
>>58852227
Not worried. I've been following your posts with my 4chan Gold Account and I'm pretty sure I'd be able to batter you easily if you ever started on me.
Feeling a bit hot under the collar lads
>>58852311
Alright Fido, calm down haha
>>58852311
Her mother must have smoked 2 boxes a day when preggo
hello
>>58852183
What are you even arguing about? This is why you should never express any opinion with something that is traceable back to you, free thought is a dangerous thing these days.
>>58852379
alri
>>58852215
Surely you have something like it in your culture.
In a fucking mess right now boys
The brandy and coke got the better of me last night
>>58852426
Sort of but not quite
The genuine slag seems to be truly unique
fed one of my runts rat poison last night telling him it was coke and brandy hahahaha when will they learn
just delete her lad
Poleaboos dad wanted him to email a form over to his insurance people
Poleaboo told him to leave it with him and he'd do it later that day
This wasn't good enough for his dad so he kept insisting that he do it right that very second
Poleaboo told him to fuck off or he wouldn't do it all
His dad kept pestering him and then started having a go about him playing babies games (hearthstone) and not looking for a job
Poleaboo told him that he definitely wasn't doing it for him now
His dad also banged on about it being an quick and easy job, Poleaboo responded with "if it was so simple you could have done it yourself in the time you spent arguing with me"
His dad is really mad now, threatened to smash up Poleaboos laptop
red pill me on Darwin, Australia
>>58852490
Shut your fucking trap
I'm in bed suffering here
Daily reminder that Poleaboo and 190kg man are the two alter egos of one autistic poster
*grabs a passing runt and slowly unscrews its head*
*looks around for another runt to swap the head with*
could fucking bonk any of your nuts in
>>58852594
would love to see you try you soft yank cunt
I'm starting out, I am poor. No pennies in me pockets can I sleep on your floor?
>>58852594
All I need to do is slash your scooter tyre and watch as you flail about praying to Washington for help as your mass slowly consumes itself over weeks until death.
>>58852594
i'll let you swing first lad, missing could be disastrous for you though
Well good eve-
What is it NOW you pathetic runt?
*runt tugging at my ankles trying to tell me of a fire in the runt shed*
I could care less.
*begins to pour myself a glass of scotch*
*runt squealing at this point, pulling at the end of my jeans with almost frustration*
*continually stamp on the runt until the squealing stops*
Margaret, we've got a clean up.
>>58852802
>I could care less.
Go on then
@58852802
What a fucking horrendous, unfunny load of shite.
really love stamping the life out of some pathetic runt who crossed my path on the Internet lads
Gets my blood going it does
>>58851261
thanks for posting gummi the other day
Right now Poleaboos dad is just sitting in Poleaboos room, watching him apply for jobs and shitpost
Gonna play Hearthstone again in a bit to piss him off
Might do a cheeky wank
considering a poo
doing a sleep
nothing like having a slag cuddled up next to you after you blew her back doors in desu
toughts?
>>58852895
A pathetic runt escaped, I see.
*grabs you by the throat*
*throws you back in the runt cage*
not another word from you runt
>mfw I realize I prefer listening to the radio than almost any other form of media
I spent loads on a TV, sound system, hifi, PC etc, yet 90% of my free time is just spent listening to the radio while shitposting on my laptop
>>58852982
no problem
radio wanker loves his fucking radio
>>58853021
FONT
>>58853048
>realize
get out of my sight before I put you beneath my boot
Bought a new sex toy and the opening was specified as 'regular' sized.
Just tried to use it now it's so tight I can't fuck it without pulling the whole silicone bit out, I'm using more than enough lube too. The opening and suction is just too much so I can't move in and out smoothly.
>>58852895
Careful, it's that thin-skinned Aussie action-posting dweeb that gets really upset when you don't laff at his posts
POLEABOOS DAD IS GAY
>tfw no desperate, single and ugly 40-year-old with C-cups to fuck
>>58853028
Uhmm,..Easter
>get out of my sight before I put you beneath my boot
Just had a crab omelette and two grilled tomatoes for dinner.
>>58853028
don't speak french mate sorry
>>58853091
wow must mean you have a massive fucking cock ;)
>>58853137
it's quarter to two
>runt
>>58853166
prime dinner time
>>58853137
fuck off murderer
>>58853110
alankomaat
>>58853143
yes you do, Engl*sh is practically French
>>58853145
No it's average sized length and girth.
It keep pulling this plastic ring away each time I go in or out too, not sure whether it's meant to be on there 2bh
>>58853166
Yeah, and?
>>58853087
*kicks your shin*
it's not "x wanker loves his fucking x" it's actually "tosser" not "wanker" alright get it fucking right
haha game of thrones xD
Poleaboos dad just left in a huff, kicked his shit on the ground and slammed the door
Stupid fucker couldn't answer why it was so important that Poleaboo drop everything and it was done that very second
The closest he got to an answer was that there was no guarantee that he would do it later (basically calling me a liar and lazy)
Left making some threat about me better not messing up the house
*browses through the file of runts that i have destroyed*
*come across my favourite runt*
*shed a tear*
h-have i been to harsh on these runts?
>>58853251
Gimmick wanker loves his fucking gimmicks
alri /brit/
What's the status of foreign languages in the UK's educational system? Are you as monolingual as the yanks or do you lads actually put effort into learning a second language? What are some popular courses in your cunt? I reckon French and German must be up there.
Just been listening to Weezer and Biffy Clyro, rec me some other stuff lads
Breakfast 7-9am
Lunch 12-2pm
Tea 6-7:30pm
Daily reminder that Poleaboo and 190kg man are the two alter egos of one autistic poster
>>58853299
Fuck off we're full
>>58853299
urdu
>>58853091
What did you get? I once got one of these and it was too tight to actually wank with. I don't consider myself to have a big cock, but I've never had a woman test it out so who knows.
Could fucking flatten any of you with a steely glare you insipid little wretches
>>58853315
darude 'sandstorm'
>>58853299
french and welsh was the main secondary languages where I was from
>>58853299
when i was at school you had to do two languages, french and german for a set amount of time but when you started exams you could drop both of them
bet they teach paki speak in all the schools now amirite
>>58853299
We only had French and German available at my school, and when it came to studying at GSCE level, there was a vote and French won, even though I wanted to do German.
>>58853318
Same for me, lad. I'm guessing you're a northerner.
>>58853299
When I was in secondary school, you had to choose a language as part of your GCSE's, they gave you the choice of French, Spanish or German. Before that, everyone learns French
WHY WON'T ANYONE REPLY TO POLEABOO
>>58853399
>male legs
>>58853399
Bullies
>>58853417
you had to ruin it you useless cunt
>>58853389
>'s
>>58853347
This one
I have quite a few strokers and they're always great. Hadn't seen this one before and I needed to add something as part of a deal, only had 1 review so I was a bit sceptical but went for it in the end. It's the suction more than anything I think.
dont reply to him
>>58853417
you fucking idiot
>>58853417
>>58853432
Thank you
I think I'm going to throw all my sissy shit away once it arrives
I need to turn my anger outwards, not inwards
destroy others, not humiliate myself
>anon why is your face going red?
Unironically called someone a pleb last night.
>>58853533
'Cause I'm holding in an absolute WMD of a fart and you seem pretty attached to your eyebrows
>>58853441
>>58853488
I'd do anything for you, lads.
mob justice for paedos
sick of girls talking about how much they love big dicks then bitching about pain when presented with anything above 5 inches
Does confidence actually work
>>58853622
wouldn't know
a while ago on an acid trip my mate asked me to get a cable from his room and when i looked for it i stumbled upon a box containing a ball gag and fetish gear
can't say for sure if i didn't just imagine that though
>>58853622
fake it until you make it
>>58853299
We learn French and Spanish in secondary school but nobody pays the slightest bit of attention because all other languages are inferior.
>>58852521
just fucking do it you worthless leech, you are a parasite to your parents the least you could do is what they ask of you.
>>58853574
Women are idiots, it's best to ignore them.
>>58853686
dont reply to him please
>>58853622
I'm quite confident it's just a meme that works for good looking lads
>>58853635
>he didn't buy a safe to put all that stuff in
Serves him right tbqh
>58853686
samefag
hehe nothin personal mates
>>58853720
Sorry, is there a way to hide his posts?
>>58853686
It's unreasonable to ask me to do it as soon as he told me to
It makes no difference to him if I do it now or in 2 hours from now
fuck everyone in this thread
>>58853759
big
aussie
willies
;)
>>58853763
you can filter the word 'poleaboo' i guess but i suggest you just ignore it.
never understood the poleaboo gimmick 2bh
>>58853299
we didn't colonise half the world to speak some bloody JF language mate
>>58853505
post arse mate
feel like i'm finally close to being comfortable in my own skin
the biggest problem is people seeing my from my right hand side, i can't stand the way my face looks from the angle and always position myself so people see me from my left
>>58853759
Mines about the same size erect
Smaller flaccid but thicker than yiurs
Reminder that girth is the most important
>>58853803
i think i'll just quit 4chan instead, bye lads
>>58853794
best gimmick
>>58853794
Ok but just the tip
>>58853836
I'm pretty comfortable in your mum's skin right now
night lads
>>58853840
bye
>>58853794
B-be gentle
>>58853867
goodnight lad
>>58853867
but it's 2pm you madman
>>58853901
lol is that you?
imagine being a yank and having to live among mexicans
yikes
>>58853905
imagine having a sleeping schedule so fucked you go to bed at 2pm. madness.
>[Gerry] Adams apologized for using the N-Word in a tweet sunday night .. after which he began tweeting about his teddy bears and how some are engaged to each other
imagine all the people
>>58853955
Bit like those breadbins that have dinner at 12
>>58853961
mentally ill terrorist
who would have guessed
>>58853961
>apologized
under my boot you fucking go you little worm
>>58853943
unlimited guacamole though tbf
>>58853961
Every one of his weird tweets is terrorist code being broadcast in plane sight.
>>58853961
Casual racism is so funny. Used to have a teacher like that, absolute madman he was
>>58854063
>plane sight
So what, like really high up in the sky? haha
>>58853943
I don't have to imagine
fortunately I see a lot less now that I don't have a job though
>>58854077
i hope he was struck off, the disgusting bigot
>>58854091
Yes yes plane means 2 things very funny mate
>>58854111
The word you're looking for is plain
>>58854000
oh fuck off you pedantic wankbag. go out for a walk and clear your head
>>58854091
I actually googled that phrase to make sure I didn't fuck it up and google said I used it correctly.
trying to cheer myself up
that feel when uni turns all your friends into softcock lefties and you can't tell good jokes anymore
nothing will compare to high school casual racism and shit talking
@58854131
You quite literally do not have permission to reply to me. Consider your (You) confiscated, you dribbling insect.
tough
trough
though
thought
through
thorough
fucking sort it out english
>>58854138
Well you obviously didn't because I just did now and it came up with a 9/11 based comedy film called In Plane Sight
wish I followed through with my plan and killed myself in December last year
Need a job lads and I could probably do one okay.
I'm just too autistic for interviews
would love a gf but i'll never have one, anyone else know this feeling?
>>58854186
two pints and une paella por favoro
>>58854191
so long suicide plan!
Poleaboo just pissed off his dad again
Told him to fuck off repeatedly and to go back to Pakistan
Definitely got under his skin
>>58854207
Poleaboo needs a job too
>>58854186
Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
>>58854219
que es un pint
dont reply to him
>>58854191
>>>/tumblr/
>>58854224
good post
>>58854224
coming up with another one
>>58854172
>that white kid that hung out with the black kids
IMPORTANT POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10126285
http://www.strawpoll.me/10126285
http://www.strawpoll.me/10126285
>I will never have a girl like this
Why even live.
>>58854209
going to shoot my willy off if I don't schlong a thick girl soon
>>58854290
you could lad. it's achievable, just got to put the work in.
>>58851321
wew
>what do you think of my new outfit, son? think your dad will like it?
>>58851309
or just do something with your life you absolute wasteman.
>>58854235
Nice one
Suggested new gimmick: pretend to be white and just be really racist yo your dad
poleaboo is a gimmick
he isn't real
he's found out what gets him the most replies and he's milking it now, don't give him the time of day
>>58854332
this
literally everyone here could get a nice gf but they think one day they're just going to walk into their bedroom and befriend them
you have to work on yourself for years, then put yourself out there and find someone
if you don't do that you literally cannot shitpost about not having a gf
>>58854386
What are you doing right now then in your long term gf plan??????
>>58854386
I have met roughly 80-100 women through online dating and do not currently have a long-term gf from these efforts.
The last girl I went on two dates with and then just stopped talking to her because I wasn't interested. I don't even know if I want a gf anymore.
>>58854237
good
>>58854380
I'm probably stopping the sissy shit
Not that long before my master plan leaps into its final stages now anyway
Gonna start explicitly plotting details of my final plan on my laptop
Maps and shit etc.
Not so important poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10126319
http://www.strawpoll.me/10126319
http://www.strawpoll.me/10126319
Have you pwned any n00bs today?
>>58854425
then clearly you're boring as fuck, improve yourself
>>58854420
nothing because i don't want a gf, i had one once and it was fucking horrible
>to get a gf you have to """""put the work in"""""
really dislike this concept
>>58854378
don't reply to him please
grilling some chicken breast on the foreman lads
#ThugLife
>>58851232
good edition.
the song was shit in a good way tho.
>>58854473
>reject woman
>this means I'm boring
???
>>58854479
Of course you do, it involves effort and skill on your behalf
>>58854479
>Why can't I have something desirable without any effort?
come on mate, you might get lucky but like most things in life you have to put in before you get out
>>58854425
I have met 1 woman through online dating and made her my gf
>>58854386
What do you do when go over to them apart from say hello?
What happens after death?
who /mindlessly switching between tabs of bullshit/ here?
fuck off
>>58854479
like most good stuff in life lad. requires a bit of work, got to do some things you'd probably rather not do, and then feels better at the end because of the work you put in.
I wonder what the janny is doing right now
to all the lads in long term relationships
how do you not get bored?
human relationships should be formed organically not through toil and hardship
might get tinder 2bh
>>58854544
What, no this is terrible thinking
>just do hard work and even if it doesn't work then, well, at least you worked hard
No
>>58854581
Do new things together, do some things apart
>>58854581
by finding the right person desu
Daily reminder that Poleaboo and 190kg man are the two alter egos of one autistic poster
Alright, last poll and this one is actually serious:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10126344
>>58853299
French and Spanish here (Leicestershire), pretty shit. Wasn't interested in them, i actually was more interested in learning German at the time; but no courses.
>>58851261
wordy
>>58854643
You're a fucking faggot and failure at life, nonce twat
Bet your parents are really proud of your obsession with talentless plastic gooks
Now just reply with another gif of the gook like the good little nonce you are
>>58854618
how do I find a woman that isn't boring?
Gonna change the passwords to uni accounts of various students just to fuck with them
>>58854502
Thanks though I thought the song was good in a good way, it was catchy and fun
I listened to it as much as the winners from previous years
The English version isn't quite as good as the Polish version but it's still listenable
>>58854701
you seem upset
wriggling little runts
>>58854704
The way we see people reflects ourselves
>>58854701
>nonce
>twat
I'm cringing.
>>58854727
She is literally below average in attractiveness.
Post some other whore.
>>58854138
it's plain sight you mong
Why is he like this lads
>Wants To Meet You
This might be my lucky day lads
>>58854786
he's a pikey innit
>>58854732
that's total garbage and you know it
>>58854789
Good luck mate, what's her age?
>>58854789
can't see her guide dog in the photo
>>58854761
I didn't give you permission to talk to me, you small cocked virgin.
>>58854827
22
>>58854839
I thought the same
>>58854706
yeah it definitely had charisma to it, also idk why but in the music video, that "model" looks like a man to me.
from an objective standpoint though, it's shit
https://twitter.com/daily_politics/status/727816940622778369
Fucking top banter from jezza here, big dave can't come back to this one
>>58854786
funny 2bh.
>>58854870
I know you're a pathetic little parasite who has it drilled into his head that you may only speak when given permission after years of domestic abuse from your parents that don't love you and your internet gf that cucks you, but normal people like myself don't need permission to speak. Particularly to the likes of you. Now crawl out of my sight you drole underclass roach
>>58854918
dianne didnt even crack a smile
fuck me
>>58854918
>British """"""""""""""politics"""""""""""""""
literally high school-tier.
>>58854727
>talentless
>>58854918
>daily sunday politics
>>58854971
>>58854979
>not having supreme banter in the lower house of your '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''parliament'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Fucking shithead continentals don't understand human interaction.
>>58854786
I love him. Hope he sparks Klitschko out this time.
>>58854969
Didn't read any of this.
>>58855003
only went and quoted the wrong one
>>58854701
>>58855059
*couldn't read any of this.
>>58854979
>not running your nation on top banter
top fucking jej continental scum
>>58854789
her chin is fucking massive
>>58855209
BASED TONE
We're in here lads
>>58855182
>>58855182
>>58855209
They look like they would be really good mates and would give eachother brojobs.
I'm jealous.
>>58852477
You forget the jew temptress. She will do anythign to get your companies/governments/central bank secrets. Absolutely everything. The most depraved and lewd acts imaginable. The Cleveland Steamer, Sanchez, reverse Sanchez, reverse upside down Sanchez, felching, rimjobs, snoballing, slamming meth and plowing butt, everything.
Oh there are jew slags alright. Beware everyone.....
>>58855209
Big Dave and Based Tone 4lyf.
