Early edition
cara
fuck kshit
yo cunt
Yanks in
Thoughts on our next PM?
NORMALS FUCKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>58848732
this
our nige
&
fuck off yanks
non-whites? not a fan.
>>58848711
They see him rolling
They hate it.
>>58848762
rorke
>>58848750
You will never be British
>>58848745
Hamas and Hezbollah aren't terrorists.
Defending your country from foreign invaders doesn't make you a terrorist you plum.
RASHEED
>>58848750
GREAT post
>>58848762
because they're people you nonce
>>58848711
bloody normals are killing me, lads
Eating macaroni cheese in bed x
>>58848781
>le "palestine is a real country" meme
It's getting old now lads
>>58848795
>eating dinner at half 11 in the morning
poor form lad
why is Turklad in Turkey
fed the runts their own fecal matter, told them it was macaroni cheese.
>>58848795
post a pic of it x
>>58848781
>Defending your country from foreign invaders doesn't make you a terrorist you plum.
Yeah we know the IDF aren't terrorists m8
>have a small friends group of the last 5-10 years, we have a private group chat for day-to-day
>been talking to a girl a city away the last six months, but I broke it off a month ago
>one of my friends invites her to our chat
>I know she loves attention and is unstable, she also recently decided to stop taking her heavy-dose antidepressants
>she makes small backhanded comments about me at times but I don't engage
>plays videogames with one of the guys who's unemployed while the rest of us are at work, integrates herself
>half the guys generally enjoy her company, others don't reall engage
>I know she has a group of orbiters on facebook, she's talked about taking advantage of them (money, favours, etc)
>don't want the same thing to happen to my mates
>concerned she's bringing volatility to our group
>worried about bringing it up because that would just cause drama, as would doing something
I don't know what to do, they're my best mates. Maybe nothing will happen.
Blogpost OUT
>>58848779
We will never be british
a yank free /brit/!
my kingdom for a yank free /brit/!
>>58848817
Palestine is recognised by the UN. That's how you know a country is a country.
It's as much a country as Britain or Australia.
haha
kinda feel like some porridge lads
>>58848868
le ebin bait lad, you're a master memer
>>58848838
>Palestine/Lebanon invaded Israel
u wot
>>58848883
epic reply lad
>>58848844
My grandfather emigrated here from England, I'm British lad. Aussies never will be.
>>58848834
>>58848868
The UN is a meme
Haha
Post #rare Greens
>>58848908
literally puking right now
>>58848872
can't imagine that feels very nice haha
>(Not you) Sign out
Fuck off it is me, I just want to sign out
>mfw it's us who are responsible for the Israel-Palestine conflict
dance my little puppets
>>58848839
what kind of loser adds his mates ex-gf into a chat and keeps her in there?
if it is the guy who plays videogames with her, i'd see he has a thing for her but wants to keep it all in the open with you rather than message her and go behind your back. tell him to pull his fucking head in and quit being such a pussy.
>>58848868
It depends how you want to define a country. If you use the Montevideo Convention, it's not. If you use the constitutive theory of statehood, it is
>>58848908
despicable runt
>>58848908
horrid
>>58848901
>muh heritage
I'm more British than you if that's the case(it isnt)
Just filtered yank flags. Can't believe I didn't think of it beforehand. Get on board lads.
>>58848880
Seinfeld is like a more normie Peep Show
Wish I had been exposed to it as much as I was Friends
>the byzantine empire is suddenly back to the height of its former power
what happens
Desperately need to have sex. These fetishes are getting weird.
Thinking about just getting an escort tbqhwy
>>58848901
>muh heritage
fuck off, you're a Yank through and through
>>58848964
>you haven't already?
>>58848927
Oswalmosley.jpeg
>>58848971
how about we get together and shag each other
>>58848964
I recommend filtering sweden as well if you haven't already
front girl of fifth harmony is absolutely smoking
her and arianna grande are my dream threesome
>>58848969
they get to choose one more belief when they found a religion
>>58848972
Nope, by blood I'm British, doesn't matter where I was born. Likely moreso than you.
>>58848969
everyone look at this fucking nerd hahahaha
58848964
australian """""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""""
just filtered all flags lads
>>58848933
Different guy. The guy who added her had a gf who he told me was similar to her. I voiced my concerns and disapproval to him at the time and he just said 'I don't see the problem'.
The guy she plays games with is someone else and already has a gf
Job interview today lads
>>58848964
That's a good idea. Yank free /brit/ is the dream.
>>58848898
>>58849003
>muh blood
hahahaha
shut your mouth Yank
>>58849003
Being British isn't through birth. It's culture.
>>58848996
Nah, other men is one of those fetishes I'm trying to run away from, don't think putting a donger in my mouth will help with that
Just had a proper weird interview lads.
It was for a £30k head of operations job at a really small company with 30 employees.
I was interviewed by the owner of the company, and all he did was talk for an hour and a half with me talking very little. There was non of that "name a time you demonstrated good leadership" type stuff.
Then he said "your job is to make me so redundant that I can retire, if you wanna be running the show in a few years on a salary to match that then be my guest"
Then he asked me if I wanted the job or not but to go home and think about it.
>>58849003
>muh heritage
Jog on
Please can you stop saying "lads".
None of you are lads. You have never been lads. You will never be lads.
Please end this pathetic facade.
>>58849028
idk something is really fucking suss about it ay. i can understand adding your m8s ex gf in but it's always to make shit awkward and then you kick her.
the fact she's stayed in is really weird imo, i mean like why the fuck would you want daily contact with a nutcase who you dumped
*Enters thread*
*tapes this REMINDER to the wall*
*farts and walks out*
>>58849003
That doesn't make any fucking sense British isn't even a proper ethnicity.
>Why yes I do use filters
>>58849037
>we've given back some of the stuff we illegally took and could never keep
ah yes, great argument
>>58849040
What makes you British then? Plenty of rasheeds are more British than you if it's not blood. I regularly watch top gear and my mom still makes us blood pudding like back home. I'm British. You're probably a paki.
>>58849057
Sounds like a scam
>>58849057
wew
you gonna take it lad?
>>58849060
pff yeah, righto lad.
>>58849076
>illegally took
No such thing.
Also a friendly reminder that the Arabs were the attackers in all of the wars.
>yank trying way too hard for a few (You)s
oy vey
>>58849072
me on the right
>>58849057
After a while, if you know it's profitable, ask to buy shares in it. if it's ltd
>>58849080
I was born here, my parents were born here, as were theirs (repeat), I live here, and I'm british culturally
Business idea: convert runts into charcoal briquettes
you lads ever consider how lucky we must be to be single?
> don't have to worry about some slut
> can do whatever you want
> have cheeky wanks whenever
> no bitch whining at you about stupid shit
fuck it must suck to be female
>A biotech company in the US has been granted ethical permission to recruit 20 patients who have been declared clinically dead from a traumatic brain injury, to test whether parts of their central nervous system can be brought back to life.
fugg
>>58849080
post a vocaroo and I will tell you if you're British, retard sepp
not even British lads
just English with a hint of Pakistan
>>58849107
>stealing
>no such thing
@58849112
>aussie this mad i didn't give him a (You)
>>58849080
>blood pudding
>>58849088
I think so, the only sticking point is that they are a security company and their vetting requirements are fucking long.
They don't want to just know who employed you they want phone numbers of people they can talk to.
>>58849076
You mean land Israel took in wars started by its surrounding neighbours?
How much land does Israel have to give away to stop these scum bombing them? Like is there an exact figure?
>>58849080
>I regularly watch top gear
>>58849107
>No such thing.
Of course. International law doesn't apply to Israel.
>>58849125
>>58849134
Why doesn't this make sense to you? My ancestors were all British, they came here, I'm still British. Just as much as any of you.
>>58849171
Well it doesn't apply to Palestine so it would be consistent
might do a poo
Mom just brought back mixed kebab and chips
officially on drugs
>>58849196
did mine on the yank flag
>>58849130
>>58849129
h-haha y-yeah mate! MGOTW for life!
>>58849157
>How much land does Israel have to give away
I like the fact that you don't seem to understand international law or international borders.
this movie proves americans are english
>>58849174
You are lad they're just being cunts
@58849207
FOY
>>58849174
oh right, so you're a british citizen yeah? you're british culturally yeah? (watching top gear is not british culture), you live in Britain yeah mate?
jog on you fucking welly
>>58849228
there's no such thing as god
>>58849129
a guy i know told me that too
i actually agree with him and you tbqh
>>58849174
nah mate you're a sepp
>>58849219
I know lad, it's a lonely life
But better to be alone on your own than with a woman that makes you feel alone
>>58849225
Doesn't answer my question
How much land does Israel have to give to these vile subhumans to stop them bombing them?
>>58849246
Thanks, not sure why everyone is being so combative.
>>58849192
>Palestine
Has the right of self-defence. International law presupposes Palestinian self-defence.
Fuck sake the vetting for this £30k job is ridiculous. I just looked at the form I need to fill out.
They need two personal references, that can't be related, employers, family, or live with you.
They need every employer you've had for the last 5 years and who to contact.
I was self employed for a bit so they want references from 2 customers.
Also they want references from my uni tutor when I left uni 5 years ago.
Is this normal?
>>58849230
I was actually surprised that they kept their proper accents.
I wonder how many yanks it confused by having it set in yankland but had English accents.
would hate being a northern
>>58848711
topkek, abu hajaar, you fucking idiot
>>58849228
>>58849201
>>58849201
>>58849201
>>58849201
made a thread to bully those fucking uppity Nigels lads
>there's no such thing as god
>>58849255
I don't need to be, my grandfather was and so by blood I am. Watching top gear is absolutely British culture, have you ever even tuned in to the BBC? And yes I visited once. I'm British.
>>58849267
I'm more British than you.
>>58849288
>Palestine has a right to self-defence
>Israel doesn't
MAY LE FOURTH BE LE WITH YOU XDDDDD
>>58849286
The ""Brits""" are probably Rasheeds and the aussies well the aussies are just being aussies
>>58849282
>How much land does Israel have to give
The exact amount designated by international law. Which happens to be everything outside of the legal boundaries of Israel.
It's like saying how much of Tibet does China have to give up or how much of Western Sahara does Morocco have to give up etc.
It's not the amount, it's the very nature of occupying land that's outside your legal boundaries.
b a n g e r
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OrNS2zbTZg
58849340
Trying way too hard.
Had sex with this woman when I was in my late teens
Bloody hell
>>58849346
Occupying forces can't claim self-defence.
Britain couldn't claim self-defence in Iraq etc.
>>58849292
it is for a company whose primary operation is security mate
>>58849377
>woman
heh .. yeah..
Okay lads what makes someone British? I'm culturally British and a citizen but I'm only half English.
Am I british?
Muh heritage is only bad when they do it for Ireland 2bh.
>>58849393
>Britain couldn't claim self-defence
except they did?
>>58849340
>I'm more British than you.
haha doubt it, but even if you are just take a step back, mate. You're on the internet, on an anime image board going off at everyone trying to prove how "British" you are. Hahahha
What a fucking laugh, mate hahahahhahahahha
>>58849419
yes
>>58849422
> Heritage
> Ireland
WHAT HERITAGE HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK LADS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING IRISH LOSERS LMAAAAO
>>58849419
if you don't watch top gear or eat your mum's boyfriends big blood sausage then you're not british
>>58849419
what's the other half?
and no you're not
>>58849435
fucking crack-up ay
>>58849442
good post
>>58849435
I don't need to prove something that I already am. Believe it or not, by blood I am British.
Pic related, I watch soccer
>>58849434
Britain claimed per-emptive self-defence which has a different legal connotation to self-defence.
Also, the pre-emptive self-defence argument was dismissed.
>>58849459
I used to watch top gear but it has gone pretty shit now
>replying to this baiting Yank
>>58849503
>pre-emptive
>>58849521
not british
> When Lance wears a dress and high heels and accidentally trips
>>58849541
Gonna pre-emptively ejaculate into your mother's vagina desu
what happens if you break down in the middle of nowhere with no phone signal and there isn't a town for dozens of miles in either direction
was always curious
>>58849471
Not going to say because I don't want to get bullied
>>58849502
drink tea?
>>58849580
NIGGER DETECTED LADS
NIGGER ALERRRRT
REV UP THE BULLYING
>>58849580
Paki
Lads muh heritage is legit just Irish, so back off yeah
>>58849580
go back to africa
or
go back to pakistan
pick one
>>58849579
wait for someone to drive by and help you
knock on someone's door asking for help
or walk
>>58849602
>
>>58849605
Yank
>>58849591
Yes I sometimes get earl gray from Walmart, a British tea.
>being a paki rapebaby
wew
I have an Italian friend who watches topgear and I he drank some tea the other day. Has he been turned British now?
I actually made some porridge lads
am i a madman or what
>all this heritage discussion
Daily reminder we all come from Africa originally and that makes us all African.
Nuff said.
Need an opener, lads
says here ireland has a rich heritage
>>58849607
*steps forward*
Just arranged a phone interview for the position of claims advisor at an insurance company. Might make it after all lads.
(by 'make it' I mean 'not kill myself')
>>58849655
WADDUP
>>58849655
what the FUCK is this meme
>>58849662
>t. someone actually from africa
>>58849662
AYO HOL UP
>>58849617
Don't be a dick
>>58849668
RASHEED
>>58848848
Prefer an Aussie-free one tbqh.
PAKIS IN
>Two personal references that are not employers, related, have known you for 2 years and do not live with you.
I could honestly not provide these if this was asked of me. Who the fuck would people put down? Their mates? Ah yes I'm sure the banter brigade will give me a fantastic reference.
>>58849644
Yes
t. Labour Voter
>>58849693
It's American, something the dumb yanks made, bloody hell if I know lad.
Today's lunch: sandwich with white bread and ALDI sausage meat. Glass of Coca-Cola to drink.
who /futurebowelcancerpatient/ here?
>>58849632
>wait for someone to drive by and help you
WHAT IF NOBODY IS AROUND
>>58849632
>knock on someone's door asking for help
I SAID IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
>>58849668
pretend you're a spray tan salesman
>>58849755
I am always with you anon
>>58849138
Bit like me, but instead of Pakistani, it's Indian
>>58849741
>bloody hell if I know lad.
Stop mate
>>58849755
Does the middle of nowhere even exist on that little fucking island
going to go into town later on and buy alcohol and various tasty things such as salami, olives, cheeses, etc.
#decadent
#otherwiseemptylife
>>58849708
don't come to a british general when you're not british
>>58849812
I am a proud Englishman.
>>58849774
Thank you based Winnie.
>>58849805
>alcohol, olives, cheese, cured meats on a Wednesday
F O B
>>58849803
Stop what?
wish the gf would stop texting me all her minor complaints throughout the day. Literally shut up
There is literally nothing wrong with usury
>>58849812
Don't come on an American website when you aren't American
Just got called racist in Wollies lads
>>58849812
so you'll protect your general from interlopers but not your country
>>58849861
Let me talk to her instead lad. Haha
>you will never touch a breast
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1462349584079.jpg
why do I exist
>>58849812
Don't come to an American website if you aren't American or willing to accept our superiority
done everything that I needed to do today and it's not even half 12
too many hours in the day
>>58849846
might get some cherry tomatoes too, the expensive tasty ones
You're objectively not white unless you've taken a genetic test, and can prove you have no non white admixture.
Literally getting paid to eat crisps, play Geometry Dash and listen to music.
>>58849861
have you tried politely asking her to refrain from texting you all her complaints?
>>58849864
Usury doesn't actually mean money lending, it means money lending at excessive interest (payday loans shit)
Usury is wrong. Banking is perfectly OK.
>>58849812
>I will only associate with people from my own country
>hmm an American imageboard run by a Japanese man ahh yes perfect
>hmm which board favors my unique patrician tastes?
>international? Ahh yes perfect
>>58849871
Maybe you're a racist
>>58849871
Good post
>>58849861
Ah I see you are starting to see the disadvantages of being a normie twat
>>58849812
I am British.
>>58849883
they're not that amazing desu
>>58849888
get a jerrb and you will not know this feel any longer
>>58849883
>British beta males
>>58849849
hej can you stopp saying lad? jesus you sound a like real kunt
>>58849919
> double (you)
fucking A
>>58849861
What are these complaints specifically. I don't particularly mind when mine does. It's
>>58849927
top post
>>58849849
Talking like that
>>58849934
t. fox on the topic of the grapes
>>58849913
Share some crisps lad.
I saw an interesting thing happen today...
>>58849955
Why? I'm British, lad is a common British colloquialism.
*squeezes your achilles tendon*
>Usury is wrong. Banking is perfectly OK.
>>58849965
wahey everyone look at this COMPLETE SPACKER who didn't stop the autopost quick enough hahaha spacker spacker spacker
>>58849883
That's a big mole
>>58849960
Sorry the good post was meant for the interlopers one yours was shit
>>58849975
Like what? An Englishman?
Fully prepared to die alone and unloved 2bh
>>58849980
ballsacks are more fun to play with desu
>>58850004
*grabs you*
*COUGHS ON YOU*
>>58850024
4 PU
Got to prepare 2 portfolios, do a 2500 word essay and research two questions for a seen question test all for Friday haha
>>58850009
why would you rasheed this
>>58850031
why would you facebook this
>>58849999
Ahh yes I am British as well, LAD. The country of british is where my ancestors came from.
*sips tea obnoxiously*
>>58849981
All gone
>>58850061
*squeezes your bum*
Ooh Cheeky ;^)
clouted the gf with a golfball in a sock
>>58850087
*shoves my finger down your throat*
GIVE ME THE CRISPS LAD.
>>58849655
o shit whaddup!
All the Americans that aren't from Utah or New England need to fuck off
It's my girlfriends birthday in 9 days and I have no idea what to get her
Hate yanks 2bh.
>>58850053
ok thats cool
can you post some pics of yourself
thx
>>58850132
My number.
>>58850141
Me too
lads on tour
?
>>58850085
*punches you in the jaw*
FUCK OFF YANK
*knees you in the stomach*
*leans close into your ear*
Get the message?
>>58850143
Why
I earn £3170 pm after taxes, should I be looking to buy a house (in London)?
I still live at home with my mum, give her £80 per week, and don't spend much doing anything else so I've got almost £20k just sitting there right now
>>58850158
Yes; meet you at the bottom of Niagra falls in 10 minutes.
