Hannover is the ugliest major city in Germany with no real historical inner city core, yet most Brits still visit only to leave disappointed because muh monarchy, if you're gonna do that type of holiday at least go to Coburg which is a nice and quaint little town that was fairly important in terms of European monarchy despite its size edition
cara
crayon pop
Just text the (ex) missus lads
Some of these chicks look like they've taken their pics just after they've finished crying
Unacceptable desu
A Korean one that sings.
Lads
>when a rorke gives me a (You)
>>58855194
>>58855245
went to Berlin in december and it was shit
have literally never been to an uglier capital city
>>58855330
Well you should've gone to Potsdam instead. What did you do?
can you BRAINIACS handle this one?????
>>58855182
queenie was fit af back in the day desu
First time (that I know of) listening to radiohead guys. Gotta say I'm liking their newest release.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k&index=1&list=LL1cMczuFH4NBOQVjptZq4cw
>>58855412
got called racist in Berlin
>>58855417
Thick twat has done all his sums wrong
can't fathom why attractive 18-24 year old men get in long term relationships
Let's be clear David Cameron has so much blood on his hands since he became PM he could get a job as village butcher after he retires
>>58855417
It's the difference between them, then the sum of them
>>58855412
went to clubs in the evening which were good, just saw the historical stuff during the day - the holocaust museum, the monument, Brandenburg gate etc
Asuka.
>>58855417
21 + 7 = 1428
Slags
>>58855461
yeah, ik man
i'm not in a relationship rn because im too good for one.
>>58855461
uh ooooohhhhhh
playa in the houuuuuuuuse
hide ya daughter ;)
https://twitter.com/Harryslaststand/status/712613179558400000
ah yes, progressive 93 year olds, very impressive
>>58855453
why lad?
>>58855498
not a player but I know attractive lads that can fuck regularly that stay in relationships for years
even know a lad that literally got a gf in another country and she moved in with him (at age 19) and if they break up she will have to leave
>>58855417
first number is the minus solution, second number is the plus solution
Who is your favourite Aussie soap girl lads? Mines Amber, always had a thing for Sky Mangel too.
>>58855560
did you not factor in the chance that these people like actually like one another for reasons other than fucking? utter mong
>>58855308
>>rorke
What does he mean by this?
>>58855529
Because he was racist? And in Germany that could be just looking at a nigger the wrong way
>>58855567
oh fuck off, jappy
>>58855453
Yeah well that's Berlin for you. I wouldn't be surprised if it was for some completely innocuous remark too. It's by far the most commie and liberal city of Germany.
>>58855466
Did you go to the Berghain or the Tresor? Those are some damn nice clubs. Anyway, Potsdam is a better place to visit since its architecture is way better-preserved than Berlin, which got bombed to the shithouse in WW2.
>>58855635
doesn't make much sense imo
RATE
>>58855717
kek, people who fill these out will never have a gf
http://news.sky.com/video/1689022/editors-unplugged-rhodes-must-fall
>>58855717
3/7
lads..
>>58855642
didn't ask you twat. never reply to me again.
>>58855811
is that your helmet
>>58855811
NONCE.
>>58855811
is that what I think it is
Strange how you forget stuff over time. Can't remember what field to put sage, noko or nokosage in, can't remember how to red Anonymous on Yotsuba boards, can't remember what symbol to use for a tripcode, don't remember how to blank post either.
>>58855717
I wonder if these have ever resulted in a meaningful relationship.
That's a really boring version also. Earlier ones with Music, Movies, Ect are much more fun.
>>58855878
It's Options now, used to be Email
Post with it on another board then come back
# or ##
Alt + 0173
>>58855811
doxxed
>>58855308
>>58855658
didn't try Berghain, went to Tresor (fell asleep in the bogs for about 2 hours haha) and Suicide Circus and another I can't remember the name of
smeg me arse, lads! won't make it to Unsound this year. bet it's going have who's who of dub techno as well. smeg me to stovokor already
Take your pick goyim
xbox is still stuck in denmark
>>58855978
This seems like some kind of set up...
ever look down at your hard willy when you're wanking and just think "hmm yes, what a beautiful willy"?
shit thread thus far
>>58856008
fucking hell
put it on lad
>>58856035
kill yourself
>>58856008
BATTY
MAN
>>58856010
THE HELMET IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>58856008
oh my christ
pure autism
>>58856008
>ms
are you a qt norwegian girl
>>58856053
quality OC
>>58856010
>Islam linked to the Holocaust confirmed
>>58856008
you buy a bubble wrap suit too, gimpy?
>>58856021
Would we ever trick our allies?
>>58856008
>>58855978
I choose not going to prison
>>58855262
>chicks
Fuck off yank
>>58855182
This is perculiar bro, all the Germans I've met in the UK came from Hanover
>>58856035
The sooner we bin the Aussie the better.
>>58856008
>>58856008
legend
This fat bastard just arrived in the post. Going to ride the bollocks off it later. Will provide a review later tonight.
>>58856121
i really dislike how JFs have such a strong presence here.
we should never be replying to some JF's mail pic.
>>58856159
wew i bought some toys today too
lots of strange people in /brit/ today
>>58856159
put it in your mouth.
>>58856159
Out now you fucking gay cunt
>>58855968
Those are sound choices. What was your impression of Berlin's nightlife? Did you mess with the Mandy? Pretty much everyone does up there when it comes to partying, even though Meth is starting to become more popular unfortunately.
>>58855634
Holly Valance or that Spanish looking girl from Home and Away
>didn't try berghain
read: got refused entry to berghain
>>58856008
Did you seriously just buy a biking helmet?
Did you seriously just buy a fucking autistic biking helmet?
DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST BUY A FUCKING AUTISTIC BIKING HELMET THAT SOME PLASTIC WHORE WORE?
Jesus fucking Christ nigger, can you imagine yourself wearing that fukcing thing jesus fucking christ you just convinced me to never ever visit Norway because I might run into you.
Can you seriously imagine yourself walking around in your room wearing this autistic helmet? Do you have any idea how much of an autist you would look like?
jezus kankerautisme nog aantoe jezus de kanker
>>58856070
If you could permaban one and ONLY one out of 'poleaboo' or '190cm master race', who would it be?
>>58856228
wew
Well fugg you nikkkas are killing me with your odd purchases
>>58856269
not lisicki. the other one
>>58856269
kpop poster
going to make some more te
then listen to a lecture podcast and make notes on it oh heck
>>58856269
Did you not see the daily reminder?
>>58856207
mate, I was so anti drug before, but I got a pill off this absolutely sound dealer in Suicide Circus and was off my tits for a good 7/8 hours
life changing, no exaggeration
best night of my life
only thing that pissed me off is the door policy. We knew Berghain was hard to get into but it seems to be the same everywhere. There were 4 of us, all dressed in black etc wearing the same stuff. We split into groups of 2, 2 got let in and 2 didn't - I was one of the lucky ones
>>58856010
superb image
just wrote a page of a creepypasta i'm writing
>>58856375
How did it 'change your life' you filthy degenerate?
Had a dream that the gf started fucking her dad and like sending me videos and stuff to make me feel like shit
what the fuck does that mean?
>>58856320
>>58856323
appreciated
>>58856461
for those hours I was just thinking really introspectively in a way I haven't done before. Made me realise certain things about the people I was "friends" with
I can honestly say I'm a lot happier now. I was """"depressed"""" for a good 4 years after my dad died, but considering all the good in my life has helped me move on Tbh
>>58856514
you want to fuck her dad
>>58856087
Yes you would.
had a dream where I was about to fuck one of my friends but it turns out she had a dick so I fucked her arse instead
>>58856600
fascinating
>>58856027
All the time lad.
>>58856580
We would never
>>58856580
dem bitches look like Lemmings
JAMIE VARDY
>>58856600
would like one of those dreams 2bqhwy
>>58856662
>>58856680
never been a trap man
in the dream I remember I just sort of thought "oh well, I got this far may as well go for it"
>>58856580
Alice the Goon.
>no (you)s in this thread so far
>>58856519
doesn't mean you can reply to me you bender. you're just the lesser of two wankers tbph
is there anything more pathetic than the jf way of life?
>>58856432
slags gonna slag
>>58856746
Here you go, feel better?
>>58856773
pillbugs
>>58856787
>>58856816
thnk you
>>58856746
Sorry I was busy reading.
>>58856795
where's her arse???
>>58856327
JANNY
J
JANNY JANNY AHHHHH
laads, i need to multiple my checking account balance by 10. got any tips?
>>58856795
breakfast
Prince Harry's a Nazi.
>>58856747
>is nice to you
>you decide to call me a wanker
it's obvious you're the wanker here
>>58856862
what's the current balance?
>>58856795
>we welcome these payment methods
Oi oi hahaha
>>58856863
>>58856010
>holocaust
>islamic studies
yeees.... yeeees... good goy
>>58856881
Fucking cunt wanker.
>>58856868
runt fodder
>be a wanker
>be nice to someone
>WTF they still think I'm a wanker?!
any gays on?
>>58856877
One can only hope.
>>58856010
>quality street
good lass
>>58856916
women with short legs should be killed
>>58856932
nice proxy Hamza Rasheed.
>>58856963
yeh bb x
>>58856899
~20k , lad
I will not rest until the last non-white has been purged from Europe.
>>58856984
>proxy
Fuck off Rourke. I'll bash your head in with my mates.
Me on the right
>>58856978
her legs are in proportion to her height
>>58856978
nah mate, I quite like dumpy girls
>>58857015
okay
you will need 200k
>>58857033
stone my head in*
>>58857039
nice twattoos
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
>>58857039
me in the middle
>>58857039
Quality slag right there m8.
>>58857051
i will heem you first
>>58857104
Me with the two cups
>I see you've put 'Guild Master' as a previous job...
i do not judge people by the colour of their skin, place of origin or religion, but rather by the content of their charachter
the bloody gf lads
>>58857079
Finish work
Gf's getting home late so might shitpost from home for a bit
Get bedsheets out of the tumbledryer
Prep dinner
Gym (leg day)
Eat dinner
Possibly order some Danish money for trip next week
Maybe watch the new Peaky Blinders even though I haven't finished series 2 yet
Bed
>>58857178
Haha fag
thank god for diazepam
>>58857178
hat
>>58856967
airbrushing is a technical marvel
Fucking sun is out lads. Like bastard clockwork I have a cunt of a headache. Don't know the the Aussies do it.
>>58857173
I know of one weeb dude that nolifed WOW for 2-3 years and ACTUALLY put that on there. I cringed so hard.
>>58857178
same just not in /brit/ because JFs come here to be annoying edge lords and need to fuck off.
>>58856868
Are burger buns over there branded??
>>58857222
Just play COOL.
>>58857192
>new Peaky Blinders
Wew
I didn't know that came out
Thanks la, I'll have to double check that
>>58857222
drink more water
>>58857245
First episode is tonight apparently
>>58857245
Birmingham mentioned
The gf
>>58857020
So.. You won't be resting at all then.
How does Zac even compete
Josie is deploying her first ever work poo and her first ever work post at the same time
>>58857232
>>58857222
I stay inside
>>58857039
more like this
>>58857333
>get tough on knife crime
as yes very impressive
may as well just say "crime is bad"
>>58857339
hot
wish I took a shit topic now instead of a hard one in uni
it is time to once again plunge my consciousness into the world of LSD
>500 words on why you want a job in IT sales
because i want money and i'm sick of looking like a twat when relatives asking me "so what are you doing now?" at family gatherings
>>58857382
>Summer break
>students will need to re-enrol for the next academic year
Looks like phishing is back on the menu
Why are trannies so fucking obsessed with toilets?
Even normies won't shut the fuck up about it on Facebook
Anyone else find it interesting how memes which are enjoyed by normies everywhere actually originated on 4chan, and sometimes in /brit/ itself?
Seen some memes that my normie 'friends' on fb have been liking, and even things like cu-ck are creeping into everyday normie consciousness. It just goes to show that the people itt would actually be very popular and humorous normies if it wasn't for crippling social anxiety and/or misanthropy.
>>58857382
spice girls syndrome
>>58857419
>>58857435
muh rights basically, they think theyre treated like blacks in 50's america lmao
>>58857435
now you're just another drone who won't shut up about it
little floating plankton
no brain of your own
>>58857450
i come here to escape from my normie if im honest so it doesnt surprise me
just had a wank and spunked in my face
Doing an intense suicide think in the toilet at work
>>58857435
Josie is not a disgusting subhuman tranny worm
>>58857502
I did that once on accident (srs) and made the mistake of looking in the mirror
Got my hair cut and I'm feeling sexy :)
>>58857533
hit me on the left side of my head desu, almost got me in the eye
it's in my hair though
>>58857533
On accident?
Paki
imagine being unironically socially conditioned enough to believe you can pick your gender
>>58857553
Pics pls
>>58857435
Oh you mean the unisex shitchambers
Thought you were having a dig at me soz
>>58857569
should prob have a shower lad
>>58857587
a good wank can get intense
so fucking hard to find new music
ree
>>58857232
Organising tens to hundreds of people isn't easy
>>58857533
>>58857569
I had that once. Though I was doing my stroke buddy and it hit me in the stache. Pic very related.
>>58857644
>find album you like
>click random shit in the related bar
>>58857685
doesn't work. It's all shite.
NEED a fit bird to piss on me face 2bqhwyl
>>58857277
It comes out in episodes in britland?
I just checked Netflix and S3 isn't out yet
>>58857678
>prob slagposter
Doubtful anon, and I didn't need to see that pic 2bh.
>>58857644
what music do u like anon?
>>58857715
Well yeah, it's a TV show
Series 1&2 just got put on Netflix in anticipation of series 3 coming out on TV
>>58857665
there are british people that like the monarchy?
you guys are FEDORA as FUCK
Alri lads been a while since Ive been here just thought Id let you all know I am Having a Kinder Bueno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4-E5Hs3Kc
watch this and TELL me rick and morty isn't hilarious
>>58857728
1.6GB is slag pics.
And nothing gay about a stroke buddy. I am 110% straight. I just appreciate hotness regardless of gender. This includes proper penises. Uncut ofc.
>>58857599
>>58857743
I know it's a TV show I thought it was made by Netflix, turns out it isn't
All of S3 comes out at the end of May for us
>>58857794
If you don't you're no true brit.
>>58857852
nice eyebrow
>>58857856
t. yank
I haven't been keeping up with any of this antisemitism in Labour scandal, not been reading the news in ages really
Can someone give me a quick summary?
Or is it just because Labour is full of Muslims now so ofc there's a fuckload of antisemitism these days?
>>58857840
>>58857852
fucking wog
>>58857852
Alright there Thom Yorke
Congrats on the new single
>>58857852
You have monkey ears ;)
>london will have a muzzie mayor tomorrow
>>58857840
Gotcha pham. I'm not gay but I'd definitely fuck and suck a qt trap.
>>58857830
it's the beavis and butthead of our generation
>>58857880
Leicester born and bred, prick.
>>58857852
You are pretty hot. Probably not homo.
>>58857901
Afraid not
>>58857908
>>58857873
Ye
Haven't showered today. My bollocks are producing a strong, masculine odour that cannot be described as unpleasant.
>Leicester born and bred, prick.
>>58857923
Same.
>>58857830
are you 12?
>>58857962
You're probs a paki, that's why.
>>58857947
Thank you slag lad
are you stylish /brit/
