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Hannover is the ugliest major city in Germany with no real historical inner city core, yet most Brits still visit only to leave disappointed because muh monarchy, if you're gonna do that type of holiday at least go to Coburg which is a nice and quaint little town that was fairly important in terms of European monarchy despite its size edition
cara
crayon pop
Just text the (ex) missus lads
Some of these chicks look like they've taken their pics just after they've finished crying
Unacceptable desu
A Korean one that sings.
Lads
>when a rorke gives me a (You)
>>58855245
went to Berlin in december and it was shit
have literally never been to an uglier capital city
>>58855330
Well you should've gone to Potsdam instead. What did you do?
can you BRAINIACS handle this one?????
>>58855182
queenie was fit af back in the day desu
First time (that I know of) listening to radiohead guys. Gotta say I'm liking their newest release.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k&index=1&list=LL1cMczuFH4NBOQVjptZq4cw
>>58855412
got called racist in Berlin
>>58855417
Thick twat has done all his sums wrong
can't fathom why attractive 18-24 year old men get in long term relationships
Let's be clear David Cameron has so much blood on his hands since he became PM he could get a job as village butcher after he retires
>>58855417
It's the difference between them, then the sum of them
>>58855412
went to clubs in the evening which were good, just saw the historical stuff during the day - the holocaust museum, the monument, Brandenburg gate etc
Asuka.
>>58855417
21 + 7 = 1428
Slags
>>58855461
yeah, ik man
i'm not in a relationship rn because im too good for one.
>>58855461
uh ooooohhhhhh
playa in the houuuuuuuuse
hide ya daughter ;)
https://twitter.com/Harryslaststand/status/712613179558400000
ah yes, progressive 93 year olds, very impressive
>>58855453
why lad?
>>58855498
not a player but I know attractive lads that can fuck regularly that stay in relationships for years
even know a lad that literally got a gf in another country and she moved in with him (at age 19) and if they break up she will have to leave
>>58855417
first number is the minus solution, second number is the plus solution
Who is your favourite Aussie soap girl lads? Mines Amber, always had a thing for Sky Mangel too.
>>58855560
did you not factor in the chance that these people like actually like one another for reasons other than fucking? utter mong
>>58855308
>>rorke
What does he mean by this?
>>58855529
Because he was racist? And in Germany that could be just looking at a nigger the wrong way
>>58855567
oh fuck off, jappy
>>58855453
Yeah well that's Berlin for you. I wouldn't be surprised if it was for some completely innocuous remark too. It's by far the most commie and liberal city of Germany.
>>58855466
Did you go to the Berghain or the Tresor? Those are some damn nice clubs. Anyway, Potsdam is a better place to visit since its architecture is way better-preserved than Berlin, which got bombed to the shithouse in WW2.
>>58855635
doesn't make much sense imo
RATE
>>58855717
kek, people who fill these out will never have a gf
http://news.sky.com/video/1689022/editors-unplugged-rhodes-must-fall
>>58855717
3/7
lads..
>>58855642
didn't ask you twat. never reply to me again.
>>58855811
is that your helmet
>>58855811
NONCE.
>>58855811
is that what I think it is
Strange how you forget stuff over time. Can't remember what field to put sage, noko or nokosage in, can't remember how to red Anonymous on Yotsuba boards, can't remember what symbol to use for a tripcode, don't remember how to blank post either.
>>58855717
I wonder if these have ever resulted in a meaningful relationship.
That's a really boring version also. Earlier ones with Music, Movies, Ect are much more fun.
>>58855878
It's Options now, used to be Email
Post with it on another board then come back
# or ##
Alt + 0173
>>58855811
doxxed
>>58855658
didn't try Berghain, went to Tresor (fell asleep in the bogs for about 2 hours haha) and Suicide Circus and another I can't remember the name of
smeg me arse, lads! won't make it to Unsound this year. bet it's going have who's who of dub techno as well. smeg me to stovokor already
Take your pick goyim
xbox is still stuck in denmark
>>58855978
This seems like some kind of set up...
ever look down at your hard willy when you're wanking and just think "hmm yes, what a beautiful willy"?
shit thread thus far
>>58856008
fucking hell
put it on lad
>>58856035
kill yourself
>>58856008
BATTY
MAN
THE HELMET IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>58856008
oh my christ
pure autism
>>58856008
>ms
are you a qt norwegian girl
>>58856053
quality OC
>>58856010
>Islam linked to the Holocaust confirmed
>>58856008
you buy a bubble wrap suit too, gimpy?
>>58856021
Would we ever trick our allies?
>>58855978
I choose not going to prison
>>58855262
>chicks
Fuck off yank
>>58855182
This is perculiar bro, all the Germans I've met in the UK came from Hanover
>>58856035
The sooner we bin the Aussie the better.
>>58856008
>>58856008
legend
This fat bastard just arrived in the post. Going to ride the bollocks off it later. Will provide a review later tonight.
>>58856121
i really dislike how JFs have such a strong presence here.
we should never be replying to some JF's mail pic.
>>58856159
wew i bought some toys today too
lots of strange people in /brit/ today
>>58856159
put it in your mouth.
>>58856159
Out now you fucking gay cunt
>>58855968
Those are sound choices. What was your impression of Berlin's nightlife? Did you mess with the Mandy? Pretty much everyone does up there when it comes to partying, even though Meth is starting to become more popular unfortunately.
>>58855634
Holly Valance or that Spanish looking girl from Home and Away
>didn't try berghain
read: got refused entry to berghain
>>58856008
Did you seriously just buy a biking helmet?
Did you seriously just buy a fucking autistic biking helmet?
DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST BUY A FUCKING AUTISTIC BIKING HELMET THAT SOME PLASTIC WHORE WORE?
Jesus fucking Christ nigger, can you imagine yourself wearing that fukcing thing jesus fucking christ you just convinced me to never ever visit Norway because I might run into you.
Can you seriously imagine yourself walking around in your room wearing this autistic helmet? Do you have any idea how much of an autist you would look like?
jezus kankerautisme nog aantoe jezus de kanker
If you could permaban one and ONLY one out of 'poleaboo' or '190cm master race', who would it be?
>>58856228
wew
Well fugg you nikkkas are killing me with your odd purchases
>>58856269
not lisicki. the other one
>>58856269
kpop poster
going to make some more te
then listen to a lecture podcast and make notes on it oh heck
>>58856269
Did you not see the daily reminder?
>>58856207
mate, I was so anti drug before, but I got a pill off this absolutely sound dealer in Suicide Circus and was off my tits for a good 7/8 hours
life changing, no exaggeration
best night of my life
only thing that pissed me off is the door policy. We knew Berghain was hard to get into but it seems to be the same everywhere. There were 4 of us, all dressed in black etc wearing the same stuff. We split into groups of 2, 2 got let in and 2 didn't - I was one of the lucky ones
>>58856010
superb image
just wrote a page of a creepypasta i'm writing
>>58856375
How did it 'change your life' you filthy degenerate?
Had a dream that the gf started fucking her dad and like sending me videos and stuff to make me feel like shit
what the fuck does that mean?
>>58856320
>>58856323
appreciated
>>58856461
for those hours I was just thinking really introspectively in a way I haven't done before. Made me realise certain things about the people I was "friends" with
I can honestly say I'm a lot happier now. I was """"depressed"""" for a good 4 years after my dad died, but considering all the good in my life has helped me move on Tbh
>>58856514
you want to fuck her dad
>>58856087
Yes you would.
had a dream where I was about to fuck one of my friends but it turns out she had a dick so I fucked her arse instead
>>58856600
fascinating
>>58856027
All the time lad.
>>58856580
We would never
>>58856580
dem bitches look like Lemmings
JAMIE VARDY
>>58856600
would like one of those dreams 2bqhwy
>>58856680
never been a trap man
in the dream I remember I just sort of thought "oh well, I got this far may as well go for it"
>>58856580
Alice the Goon.
>no (you)s in this thread so far
>>58856519
doesn't mean you can reply to me you bender. you're just the lesser of two wankers tbph
is there anything more pathetic than the jf way of life?
>>58856432
slags gonna slag
>>58856746
Here you go, feel better?
>>58856773
pillbugs
>>58856787
>>58856816
thnk you
>>58856746
Sorry I was busy reading.
>>58856795
where's her arse???
>>58856327
JANNY
J
JANNY JANNY AHHHHH
laads, i need to multiple my checking account balance by 10. got any tips?
breakfast
Prince Harry's a Nazi.
>>58856747
>is nice to you
>you decide to call me a wanker
it's obvious you're the wanker here
>>58856862
what's the current balance?
>>58856795
>we welcome these payment methods
Oi oi hahaha
>>58856010
>holocaust
>islamic studies
yeees.... yeeees... good goy
>>58856881
Fucking cunt wanker.
>>58856868
runt fodder
>be a wanker
>be nice to someone
>WTF they still think I'm a wanker?!
any gays on?
>>58856877
One can only hope.
>>58856010
>quality street
good lass
>>58856916
women with short legs should be killed
>>58856932
nice proxy Hamza Rasheed.
>>58856963
yeh bb x
>>58856899
~20k , lad
I will not rest until the last non-white has been purged from Europe.
>>58856984
>proxy
Fuck off Rourke. I'll bash your head in with my mates.
Me on the right
>>58856978
her legs are in proportion to her height
>>58856978
nah mate, I quite like dumpy girls
>>58857015
okay
you will need 200k
>>58857033
stone my head in*
>>58857039
nice twattoos
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
>>58857039
me in the middle
>>58857039
Quality slag right there m8.
>>58857051
i will heem you first
>>58857104
Me with the two cups
>I see you've put 'Guild Master' as a previous job...
i do not judge people by the colour of their skin, place of origin or religion, but rather by the content of their charachter
the bloody gf lads
>>58857079
Finish work
Gf's getting home late so might shitpost from home for a bit
Get bedsheets out of the tumbledryer
Prep dinner
Gym (leg day)
Eat dinner
Possibly order some Danish money for trip next week
Maybe watch the new Peaky Blinders even though I haven't finished series 2 yet
Bed
>>58857178
Haha fag
thank god for diazepam
>>58857178
hat
>>58856967
airbrushing is a technical marvel
Fucking sun is out lads. Like bastard clockwork I have a cunt of a headache. Don't know the the Aussies do it.
>>58857173
I know of one weeb dude that nolifed WOW for 2-3 years and ACTUALLY put that on there. I cringed so hard.
>>58857178
same just not in /brit/ because JFs come here to be annoying edge lords and need to fuck off.
>>58856868
Are burger buns over there branded??
>>58857222
Just play COOL.
>>58857192
>new Peaky Blinders
Wew
I didn't know that came out
Thanks la, I'll have to double check that
>>58857222
drink more water
>>58857245
First episode is tonight apparently
>>58857245
Birmingham mentioned
The gf
>>58857020
So.. You won't be resting at all then.
How does Zac even compete
Josie is deploying her first ever work poo and her first ever work post at the same time
>>58857222
I stay inside
>>58857039
more like this
>>58857333
>get tough on knife crime
as yes very impressive
may as well just say "crime is bad"
>>58857339
hot
wish I took a shit topic now instead of a hard one in uni
it is time to once again plunge my consciousness into the world of LSD
>500 words on why you want a job in IT sales
because i want money and i'm sick of looking like a twat when relatives asking me "so what are you doing now?" at family gatherings
>Summer break
>students will need to re-enrol for the next academic year
Looks like phishing is back on the menu
Why are trannies so fucking obsessed with toilets?
Even normies won't shut the fuck up about it on Facebook
Anyone else find it interesting how memes which are enjoyed by normies everywhere actually originated on 4chan, and sometimes in /brit/ itself?
Seen some memes that my normie 'friends' on fb have been liking, and even things like cu-ck are creeping into everyday normie consciousness. It just goes to show that the people itt would actually be very popular and humorous normies if it wasn't for crippling social anxiety and/or misanthropy.
>>58857382
spice girls syndrome
>>58857435
muh rights basically, they think theyre treated like blacks in 50's america lmao
>>58857435
now you're just another drone who won't shut up about it
little floating plankton
no brain of your own
>>58857450
i come here to escape from my normie if im honest so it doesnt surprise me
just had a wank and spunked in my face
Doing an intense suicide think in the toilet at work
>>58857435
Josie is not a disgusting subhuman tranny worm
>>58857502
I did that once on accident (srs) and made the mistake of looking in the mirror
Got my hair cut and I'm feeling sexy :)
>>58857533
hit me on the left side of my head desu, almost got me in the eye
it's in my hair though
>>58857533
On accident?
Paki
imagine being unironically socially conditioned enough to believe you can pick your gender
>>58857553
Pics pls
>>58857435
Oh you mean the unisex shitchambers
Thought you were having a dig at me soz
>>58857569
should prob have a shower lad
>>58857587
a good wank can get intense
so fucking hard to find new music
ree
>>58857232
Organising tens to hundreds of people isn't easy
>>58857533
>>58857569
I had that once. Though I was doing my stroke buddy and it hit me in the stache. Pic very related.
>>58857644
>find album you like
>click random shit in the related bar
>>58857685
doesn't work. It's all shite.
NEED a fit bird to piss on me face 2bqhwyl
>>58857277
It comes out in episodes in britland?
I just checked Netflix and S3 isn't out yet
>>58857678
>prob slagposter
Doubtful anon, and I didn't need to see that pic 2bh.
>>58857644
what music do u like anon?
>>58857715
Well yeah, it's a TV show
Series 1&2 just got put on Netflix in anticipation of series 3 coming out on TV
there are british people that like the monarchy?
you guys are FEDORA as FUCK
Alri lads been a while since Ive been here just thought Id let you all know I am Having a Kinder Bueno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4-E5Hs3Kc
watch this and TELL me rick and morty isn't hilarious
>>58857728
1.6GB is slag pics.
And nothing gay about a stroke buddy. I am 110% straight. I just appreciate hotness regardless of gender. This includes proper penises. Uncut ofc.
>>58857743
I know it's a TV show I thought it was made by Netflix, turns out it isn't
All of S3 comes out at the end of May for us
>>58857794
If you don't you're no true brit.
>>58857852
nice eyebrow
>>58857856
t. yank
I haven't been keeping up with any of this antisemitism in Labour scandal, not been reading the news in ages really
Can someone give me a quick summary?
Or is it just because Labour is full of Muslims now so ofc there's a fuckload of antisemitism these days?
>>58857852
fucking wog
>>58857852
Alright there Thom Yorke
Congrats on the new single
>>58857852
You have monkey ears ;)
>london will have a muzzie mayor tomorrow
>>58857840
Gotcha pham. I'm not gay but I'd definitely fuck and suck a qt trap.
>>58857830
it's the beavis and butthead of our generation
>>58857880
Leicester born and bred, prick.
>>58857852
You are pretty hot. Probably not homo.
>>58857901
Afraid not
>>58857908
>>58857873
Ye
Haven't showered today. My bollocks are producing a strong, masculine odour that cannot be described as unpleasant.
>Leicester born and bred, prick.
>>58857830
are you 12?
>>58857962
You're probs a paki, that's why.
>>58857947
Thank you slag lad
are you stylish /brit/
pooing out a nandos
>>58857989
rude 3bh
L-O-V-E giving myself blue balls
>>58857980
...Hehe..Funny...
>>58858006
>tfw no lads to have a cheeky nados with
nobody replied to my questions
need a ginger qt
>works at : full time single mum
>graduated from : uni of life
>Bio : I'm your average girl looking for a real man to pamper me like a princess, I'm a yummy mummy btw xx
Had a job interview lads gonna be a wageslave
How's gf2016 going lads?
>>58858110
>location: earth
>>58858087
>58858087
Not too many red slags.
>>58858128
how about you SHUT your fucking MOUTH you aussie PRICK
> Thailad is STILL here even though Ive been gone for fucking MONTHS
Not sure whether to be happy or not lads
>>58858127
Better than being a drain on society. Good on ya, lad.
>>58858128
Ill have you know its going awfully, most likely because I suck dick
Currently on day 4 of NoFap™ (Registered trademark, property of Reddit.com®). Already I have begun to feel the shackles of my root chakra breaking down and my pineal gland has been humming with a growing green aura.
>don't really want a gf
>don't really want a fuck buddy
>mostly just want to be alone or with mates
I'm done for lads something's wrong
>he listens to music from post 1900
lmfao
>>58858191
same
weird isnt it
>>58858128
VERY well
>tfw been cuddling and a shagging a qt with a great bum once a week for well over a month
hope I don't fuck it up tbqh!
>>58857882
Muzzie Labour MP posted something about how Israel shouldn't exist on her Facebook which caused a small scandal. Ken Livingstone defended her and made the factually accurate remark that Hitler's original plan was to deport the Jews to Israel, which caused a much bigger scandal because the Jews in the media are determined to undermine the Corbyn leadership and create division in the party. Storm in a teacup 2BH la.
>>58855182
Wieso gibt es geringe Sehenswuerdigkeiten in Hannover?
that's totally crap
>>58857880
says the republican lmfao
BAGGINS!
*hear pots fall out*
WHERE HAS THAT DAMNED HOBBIT GOTTEN OFF TO?
BAGGINS!
>he listens to music from post 1750
lmfao
>1-hour 'competency-based' job interview tomorrow
>no work experience to talk about
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36200366
Ahh yes then won in the Commons but lost in the unelected Lords so now we're gonna get some more "child" refugees!
And what's more, he hasn't even said a number and labour have already said he isn't planning to take in enough
Pic related are "child" refugees in Sweden
And the best bit is, when we take them their whole family is eligible to come here
need a tumblr gf
*Scampers*
>>58858271
>>58858281
>>58858285
shitposts but not shit posts, necessarily
Why did they get rid of the "All comments" page on Youtube videos?
>>58858230
Hitler was never really a supporter of sending the Jews to Palestine. His preferred option was Madagascar.
Before he took power the NSDAP paid lip service to the idea, that's all. Ken wasn't entirely wrong, but he wasn't right either and mentioning Hitler when you're defending someone accused of anti-semitism is pretty fucking daft.
>>58858321
>need a mentally damaged gf
are you a nonce, la?
>>58858064
Nice photoshop skills you paki twat
>>58858310
Just looking at that bitch I can tell she is a smug lefty arsehole.
>>58858285
What's so special about 5:30 pm?
>>58858351
>not wanting a tumblr gf
wew font
>>58858321
my gf wears chokers
and as of the last time I was with her, she got really really horny when she asked for me to choke her while ramming her
felt very kinky
>>58858087
Reminds me of that young Irish bird who was on X Factor
>>58858382
that 20 minute interim is important, don't forget it
>>58858398
me on the right
>>58858382
It's 5:50pm you fucking dolt
>>58858361
Alright mate, guess I'm quick with photoshop then right?, whatever makes you sleep at night, you're probably paki yourself.
>>58858339
It was a daft move, but the response from the media was completely disproportionate to the comment. I don't really like Labour but it's fucking mental that people get slammed for saying factual/moderately factual statements.
>>58858310
Only the one to the left of the white guy is Syrian, the rest are Africans and one chink.
>>58858322
So much slag to go around. Even the most uggo bong must get it 24/7, and if JK is any indicvation, they all get it 24/7 and slags make em throw out the condoms before they get started.
Maybe I need to visit Essex to get a porn weekend.
>>58858087
the barista girl im infatuated with is a ginger desu
*takes off sweater to reveal a shirt that says "PAY ATTENTION TO ME"* head over heels that she made conversation with me today
>>58858434
Me on the left
Fun night ;)
scotfags itt, who're you voting for? ukip myself desu
>>58858464
And more to the point I doubt any of them are children
>>58858451
wew #angryLAD
welshfags itt, who're you voting for? ukip myself desu
>>58858484
>sweater
Fuck off yank
>>58858520
This too.
>>58858420
>Asian is the tallest there
>>58858464
Doubt it
Probably another Afghan
>>58858502
there's a vote coming up?
t. scott
cock
>>58858529
oi, what are you playen at?
>>58858532
Plenty of sweaters in Britain mate but no jumpers hahahahahaha
>A teacher who hugged one of her pupils in a darkened room and had personal contact with her outside school hours has been banned from the profession.
>Tuesday Nathan, 29, had an "inappropriate relationship" with a girl at the Leventhorpe Business and Enterprise Academy in Hertfordshire.
>>58858529
vote labour you idiot.
>>58858561
I see you have learnt our language. Truly the jew is crafty.
>>58858321
i love a bit of underboob, me
>>58858398
Regularly go in that club
>>58858560
There's one going on tomorrow.
>>58858532
i normally call them jumpers but i've recently discovered that jumpers are actually supposed to be looser than sweaters
>>58858546
i actually see quite a few tall asians. i suspect many of them are from shanghai as apparently they tend to be taller there.
>>58858529
cba
>>58858594
idiot
>>58858565
ukip is better for the community 2bh
plaid cymru is fucking shite and labour have ruined our NHS, Tories might be better but eh, they're Tories
Ukip is good for us
>>58858502
Might just abstain tbqhwyl
No point seeming as the SNP are jsut gonna get in
>>58858560
scottish parliamentary election on the 5th
>>58858571
>Tuesday Nathan
Kinda fuckin name is that
>>58858571
Hertfordshire confirmed to be the official county of noncery
>>58858502
sTories, sUKIP are too incompetent
>>58858627
>voting ukip
ok say bye to everything good in life then
fucking mong seriously
just fuck off
>>58858617
>>58858636
hmmm lads the joke was that i called myself a "Scott" and not a "Scot"
as in my name is scott morrison irl haha xD
im going underground
>>58858622
>well-fed people in rich areas are tall
Hmm
>>58858631
no, im the scotfag. but ye, good on you for voting ukip xx
>>58858594
>mention Wales
>this cunt turns up shilling for labour
Off you fuck
going to try and pull tonight lads
managed it last time I was in Europe
>>58858674
doxxed
>>58858674
Do away with the black and white Facebook profile pic mate
>>58858674
oh i know, ausfriend but I WAS JUST INFORMING U XD
>>58858502
If you don't vote English democrats you're a fucking traitor.
>>58858664
Ahh yes the mirror told you ukip are evil so it must be true lmao
Meaningless shite from a meaningless twat
>>58858718
>>58858725
>>58858731
like lambs to the slaughter
Lads, got loads of these tiny white hairs on my face, in the perfect shape as to where my beard should be
Do these eventually change into normal darker, longer hairs as I get older?
>>58858731
garlic bread
>>58858742
Not an option I'm afraid, my g.
>>58858701
Who the fuck thinks it is acceptable to be left wing on /brit/?
>>58858760
You appear to be a cat
>>58858678
i see heaps of them are uni. a lot of them are like 6'3 haha its insane!!! it's like 'excuse me sir but i've been programmed to have a disparaging, warped view on your height capabilities by old straight white men because you're an ethnic, marginalised minority but in actual fact you're taller than all the white boys i see!' xD tis absolutely sweet
*marches towards you*
>>58858746
tell me then what UKIP would do then?
pro-tip: fuck Wales up.
>>58858784
Typical Scot always forcing the English into a union we didn't want.
>>58858664
>labour mong spouting nonsense
LIKE CLOCKWORK
>>58858794
There's been an increase in lefty posts lately
seeing A LOT of filtered stubs lads
i suspect 190kg is on the prowl for some (You)s. he will have naught from me.
>>58858832
Okay, good start, now what are the downsides?
>>58858843
thanks for the subsidies, daddy
>tfw dutch nonce ruined the union
>>58858832
tell me then what labour have done and will continue to do?
Pro-tip fuck Wales up
>>58858851
i've got it set to where it doesn't even show stubs desu, i don't even want to know about it when someone is shitposting
>>58858754
alri lautrec keh heh heh
>>58858928
not you but thanks for the (You)
that william of orange twat
>>5885888
Scotland makes literally no fucking money. What kind of fucking chav buys into the independence myth in the first place it's suicide for Scotland and Surplus for England?
To be fair unionist Englishmen are just as incompetent.
>being in a thread of people that'd vote to fuck UK up
lol ok, you vote for your poisonous ideology.
out of touch idiots.
happi birthdai Queen Elizabethu 2 ;)
>>58858968
Are you voting Labour in the Welsh elections?
>>58858957
Scotland makes more and is richer than northern England but you don't want to get rid of that but do want to get rid of Scotland?
All because of muh feels probably
>>58858968
Says the trotsky supporter lol
>>58858992
doxable info
>>58859002
Who doesn't want to get rid of Northern England?
>Labour has secretly suspended 50 of its members over anti-Semiticand racist comments as officials struggle to cope with the crisis engulfing the party.
>>58858968
Yeah exactly I definitely agree, a vote for labour is an out of touch vote to fuck the uk up
>>58859002
The English independence thing is just banter mate I swear! I didn't mean it sorry.
>>58859059
I fail to believe they've only just realised they have anti-Semites in the party
>Turkey are actually going to join the EU
Fuck this. We need to get the fuck out.
>>58858968
read ukip's manifesto for Wales m8
things that would hugely benefit small businesses and seaside communities (things that would benefit me and my family in other words) they even have a better plan for the NHS than labour, carwyn jones is a fucking useless bastard
>ywn have a qt all american gf
Fuck this shitty life
UKIP? nah I don't want less nanny state laws, lower taxes and lower immigration as I'm not a BLOODY RACIST
>>58859108
Yeah but he went to a COMPREHENSIVE and SPEAKS WELSH!!!!! what else do you need to run a country?
>>58859108
>they even have a better plan for the NHS than labour,
Yeah, privatisation
>>58859133
the only American bird I've properly known met my mate and had him fall in love with her, came all the way to the UK, broke up with him, fucked our other mate and has him fallen for her as well. also she's said she's done threesomes and dated black guys in the past
don't trust yank cunts these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
big fat cat is eating large wheel of cheese.
>mouse: you have so much cheese! i am starving! please give me some cheese!
>big fat cat: no mouse. you are small and weak. you are but one mouse and i am a big fat cat. you cannot have my cheese
>mouse: but brother! i am starving! please give me some cheese!
>big fat cat: you work and you get your cheese rations. if you want more i will simply replace you with another mouse!
comrade mouse is unsatisfied with response. comrade mouse goes to local proletariat mouse home.
>mouse: comrades! the big fat cat is eating all the cheese while we starve! the big fat cat is an enemy of the people! we are but model workers yet he takes all for himself and gives us none! the fraternity of peoples must prosper! i dream of great construction projects of mouseism! we are under wage slavery! we must have a proletarian revolution to overthrow the burgeois capitalist cats!
the mice overrun the big fat cat and bite him to death. they rip open his stomach to reveal he was hiding local jews. the jews have their shekels and golds possessed by new State Council Committed for the Budgetary Allocation of Jewish Funds and 10 new traktor (тpaктop) factories are made for the people!
I got up an hour ago
>>58859133
Had one
She was a whore.
>>58859240
Mate, you've just described the latest plot line from Hollyoaks.
Lousy smarch weather
>>58859311
lmfao
>>58859133
need a yankee gf
>>58859288
same lol
Pre-heating the oven and then gonna put a pizza in
>>58858828
Does all that heat do something to your head Auslads?
