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Brady edition
>>58839618
First for Eli
Second for America's Team
>>58839660
>le made of glass man
Michigan is the best state.
Toughts?
>>58839669
nah
>>58839676
yeah
>>58839666
satan pls go
>>58839669
lol no
>>58839618
Tell me why I knew this was gonna be a Brady thread before I even clicked on it
>>58839666
Fuck off Satan, I knew it was you causing him to get injured all these years.
>Fort Mac is going to burn to the ground
>all 80k people evacuated
reply to this /cum/rades:
>>58839232
>>58839669
>Detroit
>Flint
That's enough to put it at worst state.
>>58839708
admitted it
>>58839688
name one reason why Michigan isn't the best state. Protip: You can't
>>58839714
What's this "Fort Mac" I keep hearing you go on about? Some Canadian military base is on fire?
I just want to hold a qt tight and make her know she is mine
>>58839733
Detroit.
>>58839733
Detroit
Flint
antarctic winters
>>58839729
Those are just memes, you can just nuke that and be done with it.
Finnish+Dutch=Best state
>>58839736
It's where the strategic mac and cheese reserves are held. Kind of like your Fort Knox.
>>58839749
>make her know she is mine
>>58839789
Any state that has any areas that could be considered mostly of African descent is automatically shit-tier.
>>58839789
That one African-American part turns the whole state blue lmao.
>>58839777
t. Commiefornia
>>58839753
t. Penissylvania
literally the 2 worst states.
>>58839733
>>58839789
>two peninsulas
>a state
>>58839804
NOOOOO NOT MY KRAFT MAC N CHEESES!
CANADA GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO HELP PUT OUT THE FIRE!
>>58839749
>make her know she is mine
>>58839815
o-okay
>>58839873
>virginia
>white
>>58839855
it's called kraft dinner
>>58839825
PA is not even close to Commiefornia.
Let me guess, you've only ever had exposure to Philadelphia
Behead those who insult Brady
>>58839885
YOU'RE A KRAFT DINNER!
>>58839885
It's fucking Kraft Mac & Cheese, scum, and you can have if for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
Or even all three if you're a madman.
>>58839873
tfw British county
also, I never thought there were any nigs on the Eastern Shore
>>58839902
Go oustide and get an American slag. I'm sure it's not that hard.
>>58839907
I wish I wuz, I really do.
>>58839883
what state are you from, cracker?
>>58839933
commiefornia
>I REALLY NEED A GF
>>58839933
the good half of california
>>58839883
>Implying California has any room to judge
>>58839918
That surprised me too. But I guess it makes sense since it's basically an extension of Maryland.
Add to this.
http://m.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2016/trump_41_clinton_39
First LYIN' TED is kill and now this?
Has the meme magic brought forth the chosen one, lads?
>>58840054
I get California, Florida and even Texas, but why Maine? What did they ever do to you?
>>58839968
My condolences.
>>58840078
might've been a bit harsh on them, they can be meh.
>>58840054
>three best states
>shit
>fucking KANSAS
>good
You're high as fuck.
>>58840078
Maine?
>>58839902
>TFW GF is pretty and funny
>TFW GF doesn't talk to other people
>TFW GF is going to med school and getting all A's
I don't deserve her, but I'm great at sex, extremely nice to her and moderately good looking.
I'm so lucky, I wish all my /cum/ bros had what I have
>>58840054
Tennessee is good.
Is that understood?
Can any Americans or knowledgeable Canadians tell me what Concordia is like? Is it a good school? American applicant here and I gotta say I'm attracted by your prices.
Otherwise I could go to UVM but that's expensive as balls.
Best rural state?
>>58840120
Canadians or knowledgeable Americans, I mean
>>58840107
uh you don't get to bring flyover states
>>58840139
kek
>>58840054
>unironically liking Kansas and Michigan
Really, go to bed you're nuts, see a psychiatrist you might be crazy
I don't even want you to pay me any attention
I got my own shit and you are merely a distraction
I'm not blind but I ignore you in similar fashion
I got no love, I got no love, not even just a fraction
>>58840133
Maine or Montana.
>>58840120
meme school
>>58840092
I have a friend that moved to Portland and he said it's really beautiful with laid back people only downside is that its really cold. Maybe a little bit rural for some people's tastes but nothing worth hating. Have you been there?
>>58840141
Was being next to Canada part of your plan?
>>58840162
>Portland
>really cold
wew buddy
>>58840170
What are you basing the rankings on?
>>58840118
I like Tennessee. I really wanna get to Nashville now that I'm 21 and can actually get in to the good live music
goodbye rato
>>58840170
>Tennessee is good
>>58840186
official fbi goodness ranking
>>58840207
I could not be more ecstatic. I almost want to see how many delegates Kasich gets now.
>>58840242
What I want to know is if the Bernouts will back their barks and vote for Trump to spite Hillary.
>>58840181
The monthly average in Portland Maine during the winter is -5.4 C..
>>58840207
Now all we need is captain cuck to leave so we can have the final showdown.
>>58840189
I'd recommend it.
It's a pretty decent city and is a centre for a lot of music festivals and other events.
>>58840162
> Maybe a little bit rural for some people's tastes
Fuck those people, I've lived in cities and suburbs all my life... I crave a rural life
>>58840291
that ain't shit
>>58840396
It's average low is lower than Toronto's and on par with a lot of the other cities I looked up. Yes it would be considered cold by 90% of the people in the world and even most in Canada. Siberian-level frozen wasteland is not the starting point for what most people consider cold..
Is America not great already?
>>58840111
I hate to tell you but it just doesn't feel right anymore
She's cheating on you with me
Sorry dude
>>58840466
not while florida exists
>>58840466
not while you exist
>>58840466
not while mexico exists
>>58840485
I don't worry about that, I know she isn't. She's very conservative in that way
>>58840111
>but I'm great at sex
You're not though. She just says that to keep you happy while she searches for a proper bull to fulfill her needs.
>>58840111
>I have a gf
>I'm great at sex
>>58840541
I have an 8 inch cock and can go on for hours
You people are so pessimistic
>>58840170
>Bullying West Coasters
>I have an 8 inch cock and can go on for hours
>R8 my gf. She says I'm good at seks
>>58840632
She must be invisible, how expected.
>>58840632
5 fingers out of 5
>>58840170
CHANGE THAT FUCKING RANKING RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I'M GOING TO FUCKING SWIM TO EUROPE AND KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING HEAD. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO FUCKING LOSE MY FUCKING MIND IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THE FUCKING RANKING.
>>58840622
I am a Mexican in disguise. Curse this USA flag, this land belonged to the first bacteria here!
>>58840536
Ok well I warned you
Won't feel bad about it now
>it's an anon just got up at fucking 6PM episode
>>58840749
So? If love it here so much come back then and stop talking shit.
>>58840749
CHI
>>58840788
>6PM
onga tonga waikiki
>>58840794
But you can't be a neet in Mexico
>>58840826
Like Rihanna said Work work.
Who /Shiprock/ here?
>>58840788
>>>/tv/69081130
>Merv Hansen was working construction at the Fort McMurray Islamic Centre in Abraham’s Land when he left. For most of the afternoon he could see one plume of smoke in the distance. He ran home when that turned into four, but arrived too late.
the fire has come to cleanse Fort Mac
>reveal power level in class
>start getting shitty grades on essays
maybe it's just a coincidence
>>58840909
>tule
I wouldnt wish living in such a place on my worst enemy
>>58840909
>Ogallala
Fucking just call it Sioux if you're going to be autistic and name it after tribes
>>58840997
Dakota would be a better name
>>58840909
/Trinity/
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36189614
kek, fucking boatniggers
>win state
>LOSING delegate race 45-43
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>58841068
3rd worlders are hilarious
>Indonesian police have confiscated a sex toy from a remote village after its inhabitants and some on social media mistook it for an "angel".
>In 2012, a TV station in China's Xian city apologised after running a false report that a local farmer had discovered a giant piece of precious lingzhi mushroom.
>The fleshy object, found in a well by the farmer, was identified by many viewers as a sex toy made of silicone.
Just took my last final today. I have a confirmed A in 4/5 of my classes and im almost positive ill get one in the 5th
pretty happy lads tho I only have a week and a half before summer semester starts
>>58841196
congrats, anon. now get wasted.
I really hope you're reading right now /cum/
>>58841141
>45-43
is it really that close?
>>58841232
I read Harvest Gypsies by Steinbeck yesterday.
Really good stuff
>>58841245
that's just for that one state as you can see
even not counting super delegates he's not beating her by a significant amount in each state to get the majority of delegates
>>58841232
read your diary, that's about it sweetie.
Just graduated from uni friends
>>58841261
ah
I haven't really been following the democrat side of things.
>university alert: strong armed robbery occurred 1 neighborhood down from me. Suspects: 4 black males wearing ski masks carrying guns, if you have any information please call campus police
wew
>>58841196
>I have a confirmed A in 4/5 of my classes and im almost positive ill get one in the 5th
me too anon, gj
>>58841245
She's at 2200 already and sanders is back at 1400. Think she needs 2380 or something to clinch.
>>58841261
>>58841141
your own fault for being a spineless lefty
caravel 5400
>>58841316
I don't support him? I was just explaining to our leaf friend what was going on
>>58841334
technically you can de-stump a stump. requires a shovel and a truck.
>>58841308
Ive had some crazy shit happen with guns on this campus
>PD finds out someones squatting in one of the students dorms and has a gun
>dorm gat locks us all in
>riot police called in with shields, AR's, and attack dogs
>saw a guy being escorted police down the stairs on crutches
>a shooter threat went around the campus and me and my roommates blocked our door with the couch
fun times
>>58841334
gonna be honest that stump looks fucking difficult to get rid of
>>58841316
I ain't no lefty, I'm a moderate who isn't voting this year. Wouldn't have voted for Sanders either I just don't think that's fair to him. Yes he's losing every other category as well, but maybe Clinton doesn't make it to the clinching number without super delegates. In fact I doubt she would.
>>58841356
>not using dynamite or other explosives
pussy
>>58841232
Not really.
>>58841386
both are fun
>>58841377
The roots probably go 10+ft deep. Probably been there for a thousand years.
>>58840909
>Tidewater
>mfw they took the black part of Virginia and grouped it together with the black part of NC
>>58841308
Brings back some alert memories. Worst one I think it was back in 2013 and I was just out on my porch drinking with a friend and a literal air raid siren goes off, 5-10 minutes later a text comes in about an armed robber running toward campus.
what is up with this liberal obsession? this was on a fucking video for The End by The Doors with some Vietnam War footage, completely unrelated to Trump
>>58841476
Welcome to the internet during election season.
>>58841476
internet commenters
on fort mac articles people are trying to make it about politics and environmentalism
>be canadian
>put it all on oil
>get burned
>>58841476
americans are all mentally unstable
this thread needs 2 b cuter
>>58840909
>They took Milwaukee out of Wisconsin
>Grouped it with the shittiest people on planet earth
>We get to keep all of rural wisconsin
>BUT WAIT
>WE HAVE TO TAKE THE UP
>WE HAVE TO KEEP MADISON
All in all, it could be worse. I'd be okie dokie with this map.
>>58841590
Dude, 50% of your country's population is basically across the river from the US. You are, by and large, american by a different name
>>58841579
my friend said their downtown is without power, evac camps are reaching capacity, and the fire has jumped the highway out. also the trailer parks burned down, and so did a Burger King.
send help
>>58841616
uguu
>>58841476
THIS IS THE END, BEAUTIFUL FRIEND
THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND
Yeah fuck em, why disturb music with politics
>>58841639
i'll give you more geese and seal pelts
>>58841625
What part of burning trailer parks and fast food is bad news?
>>58841648
Some bands would like to be very political.
Canadian posters are generally better than Americans.
>>58841666
that isnt true and you know it. canadians have tried to overtake australians in pure shitposting threads recently
>>58841654
those trailers cost probably half a million, since that's an oil boom town
some trailers can be pretty nice to live in tbqh
>>58841666
>satan
Of course you would think this
>>58841653
YOUR GEESE CAN GO TO HELL. SHITTING EVERYWHERE AND SCREECHING LIKE SIRENS
>>58841664
The politics they were commenting on are long and dead, music brings people together through appreciation. Most people find their own meaning in music behind whatever personal bs the bands want to portray
Most of my friends are decorating their graduation caps. Thinkin bout doing something but way too worried it would end up autism tier.
>>58841698
satan never lies
>>58841711
I saw my first hatchlings today. Get ready, America. ;)
>>58841736
Put a Trump pin on it.
>>58841736
Put a Trump pepe on it.
>>58841736
Someone at a commencement here a few years back did a my little pony one. I knew the guy a little bit, he always had a rainbow dash backpack and a haters brony shirt.
>>58841736
just wear a trump hat
Bernanke will swoop in on a helicopter at the RNC and snag the nomination
>>58841736
Put a Picardia on it.
>>58841700
wats wrong
>>58841736
put a bebi on it
>>58841778
why the fuck is is called a picardia?
>>58841736
Put your waifu on it. Being serious here. I'm going to do it definitely probably
Not like any of those people will ever see you again amirite
>>58841791
everyone ignored me
>>58841832
lol faggot ass baby that's what you deserve
I'm gonna shoot that god damn fucking baby, man!
I swear to fucking god!
I'm gonna shoot the fucking baby!
>>58841850
you'll be first
>>58841889
>killing the only persistent /cum/ meme
>>58841889
how can you kill that which cannot die?
>>58841268
Grats
>>58841268
With a bachelors in memes?
tenga egg, meme-fiction or fact?
>>58841268
congrats friend. I just finished my junior year today.
what is your degree?
>>58841920
>posting my OC while using my regional flag
goo goo ga ga *FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT* *SPLURT* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
/cum/, are you handsome?
>>58841832
ill never ignore u
>>58842028
erry day
>>58842011
Makes you wonder if these have to go through quality control testing and what that entails.
>>58842028
Ive been in the running for sexiest man alive at least 5 times in the last decade
Clooney had to pay me off to win a few years ago
>>58842028
Like you wouldnt even believe, my friend
>>58842028
"No."
But at least I'm a hungry skeleton instead of a hamplanet, so I've got that going for me.
>>58841268
how about them loans?
catch!
>>58842028
I've been called cute by a few girls.
Is anybody selling a cute Finn?
>>58842103
dammit tom, not again
Why is Indiana so shit when it is 94% white
>>58842086
Is that you? Because that looks like a clone of my best friend. Kinda spooky as fuggg
>>58842028
Ugly sunnavabitch but what are ya goona do
>>58842130
Because indiana lacks culture and cool factor
>>58842138
>that looks like a clone of my best friend
Only so many faces, anon.
>>58842130
Wikipedia says it's only 81 percent non hispanic white. I know absolutely nothing about indiana though
>>58842161
Do you want to play with me, I preordered it
y'all just a bunch of rascals.... lil punk hoodlum hoodrats...
>>58842144
I like your hair
^ __ ^
>>58842161
True. I had to double take honestly it's just that similar down to so many details. Even got super similar glasses.
The baby meme is cancerous
>>58842227
whatever you say dude..
>>58842282
This
Holy crackers I should be studying.
Time to do that
>>58842282
I agree but you shouldnt respond by giving it attention
so what can you tell me about......dat boi
>not loving Bebbi
>>58842311
>studying at 2 AM
>>58842311
isn't it like 2 in the goddamn morning for you
>>58842246
Thank you, internet stranger
Are you comfy? Personally I am not, but knowing that others are makes me feel better.
>>58842350
Is there a better time?
>>58842382
I'm watching another based Amy Schumer comedy right now lad
>>58842382
I have all my windows open, it's sprinkling outside and I'm drinking a vodka cranberry chatting with internet people. Pretty comfy.
Anybody want to not be comfy? You should listen to this shit. Super spooky, super well written. Not like scare your pants off, but MAN is it good.
http://hwcdn.libsyn.com/p/d/2/9/d29d1fca5d01ec4c/sisters.mp3?c_id=4311520&expiration=1462345254&hwt=26f19dd9b4ed86d4b41aac4eeb07b867
>>58842282
its cute and ill never stop !
>>58842382
yes :3
>>58842382
A little.
I usually have a few fleeting moments of comf per day.
>>58842423
>Amy Schumer ""comedy""
And why are you torturing yourself at this hour?
>>58842423
femanon detected
>>58842423
>Amy schumer
>funny
I'll fuck him in his ass. I fucked kids like him in the can in the ass. Fuckin' trying to break up my party.
>>58842433
Thanks, I'll save it for later
>>58842466
It is probably>>58842283
>>58842465
Go to sleep nerd
>>58842331
SO.. let me get this strait. Your question to me is, "so what can you tell me about......dat boi"? well, lumnuts! Whadda badda booh banga ahinga doohdooh kahkah oonga is what I've to say to that!
>>58842540
Oki dokis
>>58842562
Is there a wisconsin version of this? I'm just assuming the green bay packers and beer are involved.
>>58842562
Let the four faces watch over your sleep
>>58842463
>>58842466
>>58842508
>>58842540
I'm jk lol, John Oliver & Louis C.K. and Kevin Hart are the only decent comedians nowadays
>>58842436
>>58842349
>>58842336
Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
And down will come baby, cradle and all
>>58842599
Nah, you're still memeing sister
i cant stop eating, im just so hungry !!
>>58842609
with a parachute to break her fall
Before I go to sleep post yours
>>58842599
>John oliver
>louis ck
>kevin hart
goodnight you detestable pieces of shit
>>58842599
>Not no cure for cancer
I know that he stole a few lines from Bill Hicks but he really distilled it and this special is fuckin timeless
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2s7rn9
>implying you are a qt
Would'ja ever fuck off, brenden?
>>58842657
hope you die in your sleep you insufferable unwanted prick.
>>58842657
sleep tight /cum/-chan
>>58842649
Roughly this
>>58842657
Sweet dreams
Well, since everyone else is posting their picture....
>>58842663
Sure, but I think I look nice t.bh
>>58842656
>>58842634
What's wrong with them? They aren't feminists
Just cool and funny guys
>>58842735
how did this start? was it actually some peruANO posting his picture?
>>58842685
>Canadian persiflage
>>58842746
lmao this is absolutely the face of a girl who hates feminists
>>58842747
That's me, dude.
>>58842649
whyd you make the map so big
>>58842746
You seem sweet but you have awful taste in comedians
>>58842747
Peruvian claiming to be aryan or something, supposedly it was fabricated though
>>58842765
I don't hate them just don't really care for them
I mean I'm doin fine, some of my girlfriends were sorta feministy
>>58842746
Brenden, y'either give us a stamp or away witch'ye
>>58842801
My bet is that he's underageb&
>>58842649
Here you go senpai. I try not to have opinions on places I haven't visited.
>>58842765
I see no problems with that.
>>58842746
>>>/soc/ is for attention whoring
why are you niggas so nice its creeping me out
>>58842822
Generals on /int/ tend to be friendlier than other threads.
>>58842801
>>58842814
I was lying again desu
Never even watched Louis, last time I watched the other 2 was some long while ago
Job interview tomorrow lads, Wish me luck. then right after that I've got a final.
LITERALLY going to go get a milkshake right now and none of you can stop me
>>58842852
you got this shit anon. make scooby proud
>>58842818
Fuck I forgot Alaska and Hawai'i. I guess Hawai'i I have mixed feelings and I like Alaska.
>>58842852
Good luck on both friend
So what's going to happen to the canadian economy after the fire's out?
Are you guys fucked again?
>>58842818
>long island
>dislike
rude
>>58842822
Being hostile for no reason gets boring by the end of the day
>>58842848
I know... I said you were memeing to begin with. So what are you actually watching then?
>>58842852
Quite the day, quite the day. And after that get fucking wrecked and forget it all.
>>58842856
YOU HAD BETTER NOT
DO YOU HEAR ME
I SWEAR, YOU'LL HAVE THE RUNS LIKE NOTHIN ELSE, YOU MAD BASTARD
>>58842852
My 8ball said that you're going to get an A on your final.
Good luck!
>>58842649
this is the only non retarded answer you'll get
>>58842852
Best of luck
>>58842852
Good luck <3
>>58842883
nothing
It's past 1 am what am I supposed to be watching
>>58842883
I was going to rag on you but it's too much effort to shit on you little fuckers. Here's a fuckin map.
>>58842841
tell that to /brit/
>hi
>FOY
>anyway lads back to what I was having for breakfast
>>58842908
>It's past 1 am what am I supposed to be watching
You are supposed to be sleeping, get some rest. If you dont have to be up early tmrw maybe something spooky then
>>58842929
Ha, we are notorious assholes, even people here in Mass notice, kek
>>58842956
Awh thanks for the recommendation dad, do you want to watch it with me so I don't get scared lol?
faggot
>>58842929
Also every Midwesterner and Minnesotan I've talked to absolutely hates Wisconsin, so I'm not sure why you are claiming to be friends with them
>>58842899
Get out Miami cocksucker REEEEEE!!!
>>58842999
Nah, we're friends. We love to shit on each other when it comes to football, but really we're the only places that either of us can relate to on the planet.
Wisconsin is still a bit miffed that they haven't named EVERY SINGLE THING after an indian and only 90 percent is built on an indian burial ground, but we're working through this.
>>58842985
Your meme ability is still pretty weak 2bh
>>58842899
florida is actually the 3rd or 4th worst state of the south
>>58843009
other end lad
>>58843031
I got like half of the people in this thread without even trying t.bh big guy
I don't see anyone else doing that right now
>>58843034
t. flyover who likely vacations here
unless you live in socal, in/near the bay area, seattle, Chicago, or NYC, your opinion is meaningless
>>58843026
So you claim, I'm sure the resident Minnesotans here might have a different perspective though, they are very vocal about it sometimes...
people of north america:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i52tf7qIfn
describe my accent please
>>58843059
there is nothing wrong with living inland
>>58843037
Goddamn Jacksonville
[spoiler] place was a fucking dump the last time I saw it [/spoiler]
>>58843063
Let them speak then. Who the fuck are we going to relate to other than each other? The dakotas seem like an option, except they're all indians drinking themselves to death on green front lawns of broken heineken bottles, and Illinois is literally the devil.
>>58843059
virginia, you are better than miss, south carolina, tennesee, or alabama but id take north carolina or georgia over florida 2bh
>>58843080
sounds irish with some other kind of accent mixed in
>>58843053
What is this some kind of competition now? You are trying to hard
>>58843080
The hell?
OH SYMPATHY
WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
going to post anime until we hit bump limit
>>58843085
lmao yes there is
>>58843096
If you see a st.paul or minnesotan regional flag here ask them what they think, see if it's what you expect
>>58843104
>>58843124
thank you, appreciate it fellas
>>58843158
I already travel there regularly, don't worry about it.
>>58842599
no no .... Louis had respectable standup years ago but it hasn't gotten funnier he keeps wearing himself out like Seinfeld. And John Oliver is a carbon copy of sarcastic assholes.
Bill Burr is good though.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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this is anon, signing off
>>58843096
hello you rang
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