good qb edition
>new thread before the bump limit
Hi /cum/
yuri
How do we fix Ontario, /cum/?
>>58843172
nuke everything NW of simcoe
>>58843170
>>58843124
If you want it to be, dad. Sure why not
>>58843156
Hi
I have no passion in my life. Been thinking I need to develop it so I can have grit and something I can be proud of. I've always been the kind of person who just weeks the path of least resistance and its made my life so shallow. Can adderall fix this?
nth for Minnesotan hates Wisconsin
>>58843219
>Can adderall fix this?
If a lack of focus is what's holding you back, then yes.
I don't think that adderall is a guaranteed way to find a passion in life however.
>>58843181
Really now...>>58843230
>>58843219
>straight to drugs
>>58843230
Don't act like we aren't cool, or are you still mad that the packers invented football
>>58843219
You'll need to develop a life plan, realize your true strengths and weaknesses
>digital tracks have vinyl cracks
>>58843194
>implying Southern Ontario doesn't need to be purged
>>58843291
>caring about American """""""""football""""""""""
Are you the Wisco guy out of GB? I hate the hicks in the north, even though i love the area. I love Madison. Hate your speed limits. Also it makes me uncomfortable that you sell alcohol at gas stations like you do.
i came
>>58843188
I was kidding you dunce
wish me a good nite sleep ok ?
>>58843357
me on the top right
>>58843357
gn canada friend
can i be the anime girl taking the selfie
>>58843357
sure
no bedbugs or I beat you
>>58843202
>If you want it to be, dad. Sure why not
Stop calling me dad, it's weird
>>58843319
>implying southern ontario and van aren't the only non-LITERALLY WHO parts of canada
>>58843324
gb2 /brit/ dweeb
>>58843357
Good night friend, hope your dreams are filled with me covering your face with /cum/ posts
>>58843382
Whatever you say, pops.
>>58843382
Why, daddy?
>>58843357
good nite
>wheres /cum/ baby when you need it
>>58843384
its lame atm
god emperor bebbi thread
>>58843416
no BABIES
Stood up for myself at work today lads
>>58843423
yes babies
>>58843423
>he hasnt accepted baby into his life
>>58843438
>>58843442
Die painfully
>>58843396
Hows fort mcmurrray lad?
>>58843366
>>58843371
>>58843377
>>58843392
>>58843409
thx 4 the gud nites /cum/-chan
(me on the left)
>>58843409
>implying /brit/ is ever not lame
>Almost RNH
>I'm not high yet
Gotta fix that ASAP namean?
>>58843476
its fun to trigger the ones who think im muslim :^)
>>58843458
no stop
>>58843463
I'm in Edmonton so I'm looking forward to even more new homeless people.
I have a test in 11 hours, didn't study lol
>>58843499
so it's that time again
>>58843438
>>58843442
NO BABIES EVER
>>58843406
Because it's unfair to your real dad and it's creepy
>>58843532
yes babies
>>58843527
Ok this actually made me laugh out loud. 10/10
>tfw you'll never be free from the shackles of Toronto
An anon can dream, though.
>>58843527
candabros, i'm enjoying watching your country's terrible drivers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tws6irKSmNc
>>58843555
I didn't make it >:
I did make this one though
>>58843542
Are you one of the gay guys on here?
girls don't actually want gay guy friends as much as it seems
>>58843552
>Saves the thumbnail
Dumb babyposter
>>58843121
>losing SB record
>"""good"""
>>58843571
Nine seasons now? Holy, I remember watching season 1.
The host for the show is pretty good though.
>>58843580
now you can't use this meme
how does it make you feel?
>>58843560
wawaht kind of name is wawa, what does one do in wawa?
>>58843579
Only gay if you were the only female option left sister
>>58843323
I'm no faggot out of Madison. Madison is awful. I'm from a small town in bumblefuck nowhere. Not that madison itself is awful, but fuck driving through it, and fuck the constant political mindedness of that place. I went to school there in 2010 to 2012, and those fucking retards BUILT A ROCKETSHIP OUT OF TRASH AND LIVED IN A PARKING LOT FOR 1 FUCKING YEAR TO PROTEST WHO KNOWS WHAT. That rocketship was 30 foot fucking tall and everybody out there fucking loves going to political rallies. You like political rallies? Me fucking neither. The only place you talk about religion or politics is in your house, under a blanket, and in the dark.
But mostly I hated the layout and how expensive it was. As shit as Milwaukee is I enjoyed that scene a helluvalot more.
>>58843571
Wait no, there's 11 seasons.
I liked Canada's Worst Handyman more though.
>>58843592
>patriots fan
>"""""anybody likes you"""""
>>58843613
GIVE IT BACK
Done with that study session but still not feeling tired desu
>>58843532
why :(
>>58843627
You see, I like the rallies and shit that goes on there. My roommate is from Madison and he participated in the Occupy/Anti-Scott Walker Protests in... 2012? I think. I'd have to ask him. But yeah, driving in Madison gives me anxiety, I hate all the one ways and driving on/near State.
I hate MKE, but I'm from small town Minnesota so that place just scares me.
>>58843625
I'm not that ugly, Idaho boy
I actually think I'm pretty qt
>>58843674
>>58843680
have a few beers and then some sex.
That usually does it for me.
>>58843668
>caring about if "anyone likes you"
>normies
>>58843693
u look like zach galiafinakis without a beard lmao
>>58843711
Honestly some of the feelposters here are just as bad as the normies
>>58843680
Same
>>58843693
>idaho
>Pool party this friday
>Huge unpoppable pimple grows on back
Fuck
Can anyone remember a time when /cum/ wasn't total shit?
>>58843750
1. get some makeup
2. don't go in the water
or you can wear a shirt like bitch
>>58843735
I agree
quick quick catch him!
>>58843750
Make jokes about it at the party.
Call it a third nipple or something.
No one's going to think you're a bad person because you have acne anon. You're overthinking it.
>>58843762
Before you started posting
>>58843782
DAT BOI
>go for a fap
>this happens
>>58843750
Use it as a pickup line
>>58843800
is that Chairman Mao on the right?
I LIKE HAVING HURT
SO SEND THE PAIN BELOWWWW
SO SEND THE PAIN BELOWWWW
MUCH LIKE SUFFOCATING
>>58843728
That's what I look like with my make-up on?
This is normal
And that pic is like 3 weeks old
>See some lady with a fucked facewalk in with her family to shop at the store I work at
>She doesn't speak at all, her family just helps her along
>Think about what kind of fuckedup things happened to this poor woman
>As they leave the store my manager says bye to the lady
>It's a name that I know
>Holy shit, it's someONE that I know
>Turns out the lady with the fucked up face was actually one of my co-workers
>She was so fucked up I didn't even recognize her
Damn shame, she was quite the qt.
Apparently she got into a nasty car crash and they had to stitch her face back together (and her jaws were wired shut so she couldn't speak)
I was wondering why I hadn't seen her in so long lol.
>>58843832
I don't get it, what does that mean?
>>58843800
Is that a New Game doujin? huh never thought of those characters sexually oddly enough.
Also I hate how most artists draw men in smut, like I'm trying to get off here and they shove that into the page.
>>58843735
>>58843770
t. brad and chad thundercock
Finland here. How are you?
>>58843782
>>58843880
I think I'll stay here like always, thank you captain america for the link though
>>58843849
Never take your beautiful face and ability to speak for granted
>>58843767
I'll look like a fag with makeup and only fat people wear shirts
>>58843784
>>58843811
I guess it will be the usual, take off shirt and avoid anyone from seeing my back the entire time, this includes while swimming and getting out of the water
>>58843890
Kinda bummed.
Drinking the feels away, I should be numb after the next 2 beers.
>>58843842
honey im sorry but if i saw u irl i would immediately know u browse 4chan.
>>58843316
there are plugins that do this like izotope vinyl so it was maybe intentional unless it is a rip from vinyl
>>58843782
HE WENT THAT WAY
>>58843826
what do you think?
http://exhentai.org/g/907838/9e82815096
The comments section is fucking gold, chinese chimpout is best chimpout
>>58843909
Or get a good buzz during the pregame.
Should be enough to keep you from caring about your zit.
>>58843920
..?? How so
That's autistic but I'm curious
Hey friends
Do you think some handmade ceramics would be a good part of a mothers day gift
>>58843922
Fuck you, the rest of us are trying really hard not to say that, even though that's exactly what we're thinking.
You have to learn to be nice.
>>58843922
nah it's intentional on the track I was listening to. I kinda like it desu.
>>58843939
Never thought I'd be laughing so much at an exhentai comment secion
>>58843959
I reckon most mothers would be mighty delighted with a gift like this.
You done good anon.
>>58843959
>mothers day
Thank you so much for reminding me anon
>>58843959
>mothers day
>it's 5 days away
fuck good heads up anon
>>58843842
Pinchable cheeks
>>58843939
>English blow four boats, but two CM later I still can not figure the authors send their girl to fuck Chinese people is what state of mind. Is it really as Chairman Mao said - is the spirit of internationalism, the spirit of communism? It seems the author has almost could be called the "Japanese Bethune" 233. Furthermore, EX is really not the wall, I now have to use the online school is cool way to go - and I really do not see what the glass heart, line and cool the men who control the main long-sawed. It touches on some humanoid ghost island speak for us heart, we see that the leaders may not be insulting, but also to check the water meter ...... others got bar Palestinian child who clams domestic films for so many years have not seen who go off, we worry about doing? Not as much to worry about to worry about how long you'll abandon the island bar.
>>58843939
lolis are currently a luxury in china due to that one child policy so it makes sense
>>58843951
it's your face
it's like broadcasting "i say nigger and faggot on the internet"
>>58843692
Your buddy was hanging with dudes who built trash rockets. But yeah, I hate that oneway shit.
MKE is shit, but at least it's a grid. I'm in menomonee falls which is basically nowhere.
>>58843886
I'm a KV but but it doesn't mean I have to be a depressed sack of shit all the time. There's more to life than vagina.
Haven't you guys ever heard of positive thinking? Like Jesus Christ, if you're so sad all the time then just do everyone, yourself least of all, a favor and kill yourselves already.
>>58844006
Thank you cabron
>>58844034
How does that work, what part of my face says that?
So whodunit /cum/, Did the Lord create this or did millions of years of evolution take place
>>58844052
this guy is gonna make it
>>58843886
>>58843711
these dudes ain't
>>58844060
Nigga, das a falz dikotomee
>>58843908
Eh, I'm sure she'll be fine anyway (well, maybe she won't look as good)
My manager told me she plans on coming back to work in about a month, so I assume she'll be back to talking like normal
Honestly I do kinda miss her so I'm looking forward to her return
>>58844060
looks like a fern gully to me
>>58844056
this part
>>58844060
A god with a weird sense of humour
>inb4 deleted
>>58844079
I haven't planned on making it for a long time, friend. hehe.
>>58844087
I wish her the best, it's sweet that you miss her, be sure to tell her that
>>58844112
Don't make me look ugly you stupid nigger cut it out
>>58844060
Either way it's evil
>>58844087
Write her a letter or visit her in this case. People appreciate stuff like that.
Why does it feel like cancer is more prevalant? Is it that people are more aware of it, is it that I'm getting older and it gets more common with my population, or something else? When I was a child, I felt that it was a thing that happened to other people far away. Now, I have three people with cancer in my dept.
>>58844160
>>58844176
There's some external factors (mostly personal habits like smoking) that can affect it.
But it's more that nothing else is killing us so we pretty much just wait until our body cells mutiny now.
>>58844153
i did cut it out that's how i got that pic
Panda?
I think I got the beaner fever, boys.
I've been blasting through Portuguese lessons on Duolingo and am starting to prep out job applications in the cruise ship industry.
Help.
computer said a picture of me from 2009 was really hot
>>58844212
haha good post
>>58844238
You're kinda like me but kinda not.
I'm on my laptop so I don't have many pics so take this one
>>58844252
thanks but go back to /brit/ prophet
also do you remember me from /brit/ im that fashion yank
>>58844176
People are living longer, we can treat other diseases that usually kill us first, the government is poisoning the water
>>58844238
Congrats
>>58844238
You look like the singer of Billy Talent.
>posting your face on 4chan
>>58844282
billy kowalwlclawlalwkelclawielcwiwicz? thanks that guy is kinda hot
also
>>58844277
listen to this song while looking at my fit it really adds to it tb.h https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juD4ayBbHdY
I think I'm now addicted to Overwatch tbqh
>>58844264
That poor cat...
>>58844310
Exactly. I couldn't remember his surname.
>>58844176
Memes aside I really do think it's because of the stuff in our food and our water
Not that I think anyone is intentionally trying to poison us, just that it's all so processed and unnatural that our body can't dispose of it properly so we get stuck with these chemicals in our body just hanging around
>>58844277
yes
good fit though, post more
>>58844328
She absolutely adores me, that was taken in my bathroom because she follows me into it whenever I go shower etc.
But you're right, that poor cat. She has cancer and kidney failure and will probably not make it another 2 weeks. I've had her for like 15 years
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/05/160503130840.htm
I want to date/fuck a canadian girl/boi....
how many canadian girls or fembois are ITT?....................
>>58844344
the brits made fun of me
so mean
>>58844378
fuck off you absolute bender
>>58844378
eh I get told rasheed 24/7
dont mind them
>>58844383
pakis out
>>58844364
All of them
>>58844383
no
>>58844402
Die babbyposter
>>58844398
rasheed
>>58844420
me rn
im making all of these when do i get paid
>>58844422
rasheed
>>58844458
Genocide baby posters 2bh
>>58844358
I had never felt an earthquake in my life until 2011. It feels so weird. It was way too jiggly.
>>58844480
never
>>58844458
I admire your bretty good Photoshop skills
That said you're still a faggot who needs to die
>>58844501
ALWAYS
>>58844507
This
>>58844501
why did this turn out so low quality hmm
again
http://www.strawpoll.me/10125031
http://www.strawpoll.me/10125032
>>58844212
Youre a faggot desu
>>58844480
>>58844507
>complains about baby posters
>continues to give them (you)s
>>58844582
don't be mean
>>58844458
>>58844507
Actually never mind, it's not that good
You didn't even bother erasing the dude's head behind the baby face
3/10 go gas yourself already
things I regret: googled /cum/ baby
*kisses canada*
you're so fucking cute
>>58844693
im using mspaint don't bully me
>>58844651
>Guaranteed replies post
>Implying this isn't metabait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRnmtfIGPsg
Night lads and one lesbo
>>58844707
Fuck you I'll bully you all I want you little bitch
>>58844723
goodnight
>>58844720
visit /mena/ pls it needs a bump rn
>>58844742
Why do you post in /cum/?
reaching dangerous levels of boredom, lads
>>58844721
Didn't realize Indiana had blacks
>>58844742
>visit /mena/
hah because he's swedish? nice
Need to wake up in 3 hours, i'll better fap now then sleep.
>>58844756
cause everyone in my region isn't on ;_;
I also post in /brit/ sometimes when /mena/ is dead
>>58844796
nah he comes by and tells us to blow ourselves up :D
Goodnight all
Can't sleep lads, do I go get alcohol?
gonna have a jacky and sleep
>>58845274
gross, faggot. don't nobody wanna hear about how you touch yourself, alright?
>i sleep during CP hours
>>58845413
CP?
>neighbor is an 80 year old lady with really bad alzheimers
>is basically out for HOURS driving around in circles not knowing where to go or walking her tired old dog for miles thinking she just started walking 2 minutes ago
>forgets to pay her bills
>forgets to do taxes
>call social services
>she tells them she's ok
>they leave
What the fuck is the point
One of these days she's going to get in a car crash, kill her dog from forgetting to feed it, or straight up get evicted
>>58845504
>colored people hours
it was suppose to be like CP time, but i realize it might get lost in translation as soon as i clicked post
>>58845554
What usually prevents those kind of situations is if they have family they can go live with or send them off to a home, if not then yeah she'll probably get in some sort of of accident. That shit is dangerous, they're basically alzheimers old fucks are like toddlers.
>>58845596
lol
>>58845596
if you're on 4chan the first thing you'll think of is cheese pizza
Oh shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsTVtwivMKE
>tfw you get play of the game
>>58845126
Go get weed my nigga
>University finals week
Who else has been up all night on amphetamines studying for exams? Just wrapped up 9 straight hours of work, but I'm still not tired at all. I need to wake up at a decent fuckin time tomorrow and its already almost 5
There's thick and thiq, and then there's THIQQ
>>58843463
holyshitholyshit
>Fort Mac burns to the ground
>our biggest industry collapses
>peripheral industries collapse with oil's disappearance
>insane amounts of housing debt
>unemployment spikes with no industries to support lack of oil production
>housing bubble finally pops
we're so fucked
>>58846078
Anschluss soon fellow stalker
>>58846096
my god
I'd rather die than be annexed by you guys
your quality of life is utter shit for the average person
>>58846078
No you're not, Uncle Sam will March in and annex you before anything too bad happens
>>58845958
>tfw graduated last year.
I miss finals week, was always cozy
>>58846078
>ahh save me weedman
>>58846164
well at least he's investing in more industries rather than putting all of his eggs into crude industry
he's okay
>>58846078
Refugees welcome! Unless you're a white male or somewhat educated.
>>58846164
The French: God save America!
The British: God save France!
Canadians: God save the Queen!
Americans: Canada is American clay, pls gib
>born too late to see ww2
>born too early to see ww3
>born just right to see annexation of canada by the US
trudeau pls gib moar industries
>>58846339
Enjoy never having a republican president again.
>>58846363
frig off hans
>>58846363
hans
tell me about living in a country with a good economy
>>58843909
>mexican
>isn't fat
Nice try buddy.
>>58846363
>implying we would give canadians rights
>>58846396
It's okay if you're good in STEM subjects. Otherwise you can prepare to live on welfare or being poor for ever, which is what I'm doing.
That being said, our economy is doing better than the rest of europe, but no way as good as the government makes you believe. The number of neets is only low because they don't count all people in etc.
>>58846390
No.
>>58846363
Don't worry, Trump will be President before the annexation will be finalized
In fact part of his campaign promise will be to make Canada great again too
Why do we let Mexicans join. They don't even know inglish.
>>58846525
When was Canada great to begin with?
>>58846530
Dude Mexicans are bro tier
>>58846525
Can I claim political if he gets elected?
>>58846554
t. chicano
>>58846552
>>58846568
t. phat old conservative cuc
>>58846568
No but I do live in Phoenix so pretty much everyone I know is Mexican (or at least a Chicano)
>>58846589
Question stands
>>58846552
the 80s
>>58846589
See
>>58846618
>>58846622
The only good thing Canadians gave was Jim Carrey and J.B.
>>58846653
Drake, all of those hockey players, Lisa Ann
fucking Canadarm
can't forget about Canadarm
>>58846678
>Lisa Ann
What? She is a leafer? I feel filthy now...
>>58846530
Nigga please.
>>58846861
If it isn't Pedro and his Colombian friend, Mamulo.
>>58846350
it's the future Alberta chose
>>58846894
Now here is a more accurate depiction of mexicans, what i posted before was some good old argentine stylin'
>>58846960
>implying any other province has stronger economic output
we're fucked bud
is the last day of class too late to talk to someone?
o shit waddup
>>58847076
nah, don't even trip fám
>>58847159
yo
>>58847003
Now that's the aliums I've seen. Ples keep out btw.
Oh all South Americans look the same to me.
>>58847210
I feel the same good thing we're in North America, however BRs really stand out among them for obvious reasons
>>58847250
Everything below the US is pretty much the same tho.
With the exception of Costa Rica which is a beautiful country. We should make a colony out of it Tbh.
>>58847250
"We're in North America"
Niqa nice try, you're in the group as well.
I do agree on the Brasilians, they are more monkey than natives.
>>58847250
>we're in North America
Eso no te quita lo mestizo, compa.
>>58847303
Whatever floats your boat, i suggest you crack a book and get versed in the topic as it might come in handy, i used to think the same of the midwest and now came to like Washington and Montana. Never seen Costa Rica but their coffee is pretty good to say the least.
>>58847429
I've heard that Mexico has god-tier coffee and chocolate.
Can you confirm?
>>58847542
The coffee here is minced caffeinated shit, Chocolate is a-ok though i'm not that big on it
>>58847542
That's a very broad generalization.
Most "Mexican" chocolate is actually imported from Switzerland.
>>58847638
wtf, I don't think you can grow cacao in switzerland though.
Isn't cacao indigenous to meheeco anyways?
>>58847598
Don't you guys at least have a hipster coffee scene with anything decent?
