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*crickets*
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unironically not getting aroused by these slags everyone posts anymore
not gay either
what do i do
>>58822883
ulster?
>>58822814
I WANT HER SO BAD
>tfw receding hairline
going to the shop lads, want anything?
(not doing runs for black/brown people mind)
>>58822902
not that lad, but i do live in ulster.
>>58822910
ikft 2bh
>>58822951
Bottle of coke, rasher roll and a snickers
>>58822467
>>58822467
>>58822467
Non autists are all in here
>>58822951
Galaxy ripples (pack of 4) plox
NEW THREAD.
>>58823222
>>58823222
>>58823222
post slags lads
was chatting to a girl today at work, got talking about dating and shit, she said she reckons I get a lot of women. Was not quite sure why she though that (I don't) so I asked her why and she said I have "the demeanour of someone who does"
what did she mean by this?
does she think I'm a manwhore?
lads
>>58827204
Arguably the most cuckholded post I have ever seen on 4chan
>>58822721
bloody racist
>>58827216
Nope
I use joint and spliff interchangeably I'm afraid
Will still be putting tobacco in
o shit waddup !!!
>>58827200
>>58827200
You're a persistent little bugger aren't ya?
>tfw there's a /brit/ poster within a 20 mile radius of me RIGHT NOW
Sorry lad but I'm too awkward to meet up with another anon tb h
>>58822910
SHE'S SO
HEAVY
It disgusts me to think that some people I know irl might post in /brit/
Anyone got that meme of the frog on the unicycle?
>>58827237
post face
there's only like 4 of us here
>>58827331
o shit it's dat boi
>>58827293
Back to Weenie Hut Jr with you then
lads, I'll be sitting next to a girl tommorow who when we were out at a nightclub the other night, she got with a big black stud.
Would it be appropriate to drop some comments such as "saw you got with django unchained the other night", "heard you're picking cotton now" "once you go black you never go back isn't that the truth?" or would these be too offensive and she'd tell everyone i'm a racist?
>when I see a NEET talking about his superior lifestyle as I plan my trip to the FA Cup Final and the Monaco GP
>>58822721
burn in hell motherfucker
>>58822883
Transcend to superior tastes
>be me
>do something
>blog about it on 4chan
>mfw
i poo'd my pants
>>58827371
DID THE MAN KICK THE BALL?
DID THE MAN GET PAST THE LINE FASTER THAN THE OTHER MAN?
>>58827362
ask her if she would please cuck you
>>58822883
what's this doing for ya?
>A 400g jar of Marmite costs $18.21 in yankland
hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha
blblblblbblblblllblbl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjsnYmi4z0U
>>58827353
Yeeeeee
I feel like it's okay, perhaps even normal, for everyone to go on a week/month long bender at least once in their life.
I've not done it yet though haha.
Thoughts?
>>58827448
>Marmite
1 hour 40 mins till Indiana and Cruz's eventual suicide
>>58827342
why
are you implying she thinks I get lots of women because of my face?
I'm not that good looking m8
>>58827362
Is she your close mate? Do you often have these personal convos? If so then ask her how she did the other night
Is that lad who lies Rey from the new star Wars films here?
>>58827448
are you just now learning that export items are more expensive?
>>58827488
Howlin
>>58827509
>le vegememe
tastes like shit lad
>>58827511
>implying ""Cruz"" won't just leave his current vessel and take another
So my bird was at a family gathering at the weekend, I didn't go because it was one of my mate's birthdays and when given a choice between some shit extended family get together and going out on the lash with the boys there's only one obvious answer. While she was there some drunk family friend she hadn't seen in years came onto her and straight up asked for sex. The bloke's wife was right there at the gathering, and had been chatting with my gf the entire afternoon. What a cheeky little cunt. I promised my gf I wouldn't do anything but you don't leave something like this unanswered, I'm definitely going to message the wife and ruin this cunt's life.
>/r/unitedkingdom
>>58827488
>the jpeg artifacts
Every time
o shit waddup !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>58827557
Wasn't my point you nonce, they both taste like shit
>>58827572
>I'm definitely going to message the wife and ruin this cunt's life.
stopped reading there
>>58827509
Go away Antipodean.
>>58827403
Putting your shoes in the fridge makes them smell new again, HOW FUCKED UP IS YOUR WORLD VIEW NOW?
>>58827593
IF WE WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT IT WE WOULD GO ON REDDIT
FUCK OFF
>>58827572
Bonk him on the clonker mate
>>58827572
do it desu
>>58827535
>Literally everyone
If you meant looks at least. Her character was shit
>>58827544
M8, a 400g tub costs £4 here. Even with the exchange rate that is an absurd mark-up.
You yanks are getting beyond jewed for your Marmitey goodness.
>>58827593
actually such a fucking gongshow
idk why anyone would go there rather than /brit/ lmao
having a go
Is 50k net migration reasonable for a UKIP policy?
before David Cameron's election in 2010 he promised net migration "in the tens of thousands"
doing my best
dat boi !!!!!
>>58822721
Ireland confirmed not white
Might start running ultramarathons lads.
>>58827636
No it doesn't, that's jeans in the freezer you utter mongoloid
>>58827732
not good enough
doing a post
>>58827714
Of course it is, IF YOU'RE A LITTLE RAYSIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYUUrarggYA
>>58827679
ah yes, it is only the exchange rate that affects export item prices, it is nothing to do with travel costs and low demand here
marmite is fucking shit anyway, that's why nobody wants it
just ran a gigamarathon
>>58827593
>do you have any other questions?
i hope the reply was "can you post your boipussy?"
>>58827649
That's alright, I love you anyway. You just sound like retards when you say shit mush Vegimite is better than the clearly superior Marmite.
>>58827755
Nah, I'm right, you're wrong *pats you on the head*
WTF I love kpop now?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461302551479.webm
>>58827786
had a strange fap lads
pondering a lot now
>>58827759
s-sorry dad
>>58827714
>off the cuff remarks are now "promises"
>>58827822
*grabs your wrist between two fingers and snaps it with ease*
Check your facts, kiddo
In or Out lads?
>>58827835
nonce
>>58827678
What?
58827835
didn't even click it lmao get fucked nonce chink lover
>spend your 20s NEET
>post online about how your free time allows you to pursue artistic endeavours
>instead of reading Nietzsche you actually wanked to hentai
>instead of translating Aurelius's Meditations from ancient greek you were watching Sargon of Akkad videos
>instead of becoming an expert in wave function collapse you were watching korean pop videos
>try and apply for jobs when you're 30 with no experience; get rejected by home bargains
>get sanctioned by the job centre
>get kicked out by your parents
>die in squalor
>>58827835
More plastic than a barbie doll tbqh
well, bollocks
another year of disappointment
planning to off myself, lads.
>>58827786
nigga got a body like the michelin man
When I was 15 I literally cried myself to sleep every night for a week because my waifu wasn't real. The sad thing is, I'm not even exaggerating.
It was the six weeks holidays and I had no friends and no gf, I-I got lonely okay
>>58827835
Fuck off
'kawaii' translates directly into English as 'noncery'
>>58827572
>I'm definitely going to message the wife
just spark him out cuz
>>58827859
*snaps your spine in multiple places with a chakra blast*
don't test me, baby
>>58827894
go over on a travel visa and hope bernie/hillary wons then you're minted with full citizenship
>>58827859
*Ejects from my human skin*
*Reveals myself as a 10 ft arachnid*
>hehe, bet you thought you had me there kiddo
>>58827894
>Wanting to move to the US
>>58827905
who was your waifu
your waifu a shit
>want britain to leave eu cus we are going to shit
>want to leave britain and live in europe cus my life is going to shit
boys im conflicted
>>58827791
What in the ever loving fuck is your issue? Even with the exchange rate you are getting fucked over at nearly 400%. Stop being such a twat when I am trying to help you, this is why everyone burns yank flags, you cunt.
>>58827905
Sometimes I forget what website I'm on
>>58828015
is that maisie?
ironing board arse anyway
>>58827964
I need to marry
>>58827846
Rasheed.
>>58828046
Where did you think you were?
yanks
>>58828047
>ironing board arse
alright jamal
>>58828019
same here lad
>tfw i vote for brexit then claim my muh heritage irish passport and move to the netherlands anyway
everyone in this thread bar me is a paki
>>58828102
a place with normies pretendiing to be losers
>>58828017
It was Hanako from Katawa shoujo
>>58828127
this
praise allah
>>58827860
Out lad, let Europe burn, again.
someone make a haxball room
>>58828158
they should've kept the original endings
why is this video so satisfying to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMMlgVipnc
>>58828140
I'm a semi-abnormie pretending to be both desu
getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>58828105
giving mine a yank if ya get me squid?
do you think its anything like ours?
>>58828110
alright rupert
>>58828127
can confirm this is true on my end
>>58828158
wait how old are you?
didn't that happen only a few years ago?
>>58828105
One day soon I will enter their land and leave behind a trail of bastards.
>>58828041
>getting fucked over on an exotic food item that nobody here even wants
real shame
and yes, it is an exotic import food item here that has very low demand so thats why the price is so high here YOU FUCKING LIMEY
what bit about that do you not understand
>>58828230
I was born in 97
Pretty sure I was 14/15 at the time
>>58828212
yeah ours are filled with white people
>>58828230
It was released in like 2009 wasn't it?
>Gerry Adams: "I've never seen myself as white"
W E W L A D
>>58827885
Fucking kek
>>58828203
good lad
>>58828212
can't imagine it
>>58828250
>>58828268
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
feeling p. old right now lads
>>58828262
never signed on have you?
>>58828314
cracking arse on that
>>58828237
You're a proper cunt.
>I was born in 97
want to to talk to one of these yanks but scared they report me to the feds so wasting time and not being a citizen
Just made a shitload of mash and veg, gonna be a good one.
>>58828344
How are you gonna feel when the first twats can admit to being born after 2000.
>>58828342
>the judge has barred him from talking about freedom of speech
ah yes, americas so called 'freedom'
>>58828344
It's not 2010 anymore, I'm nearly 19 mert
>>58828271
he's letting the cat out of the bag
>>58828373
You can legally shag someone born in 2000
Moved to the London borough of East leake
Oh god lads, I think I've gone too far
Was fisting myself as per usual and when I pulled my hand out it was completed covered in blood, like bright red you couldn't see any skin.
It's put me right off, I ran to the bathroom and sat under the shower for 30 minutes.
>>58828423
Think that would put anyone off
>>58828352
>>58828378
>coming from a country in which you can get arrested for posting something bad on twitter
Kek, not even mad
>>58828412
>DESIGNATED
>>58828423
>babbys first anal prolapse
>>58827854
You fucking idiot, it's LITERALLY in the 2010 conservative general election manifesto - check for yourself
here is a direct quote from page 21
>Immigration has enriched our nation over the
years and we want to attract the brightest and
the best people who can make a real difference
to our economic growth. But immigration
today is too high and needs to be reduced. We
do not need to attract people to do jobs that
could be carried out by British citizens, given
the right training and support. So we will take
steps to take net migration back to the levels
of the 1990s – tens of thousands a year, not
hundreds of thousands.
Hardly an off the cuff remark!
>>58828271
Well we're not white so he's not lying
>>58828479
you don't bleed during a prolapse m8
>>58828455
At least we can talk about free speech in court
what kind of justice system is that
>>58828525
You do if you do it right
Why do women think that there is ANY excuse to let themselves go after having kids?
top slag
what do i say
>>58828423
not great m8
not necessarily a disaster tho
keep an eye on your shits for a while, look out for a darker than usual brown, or any red
it you see that then go to a doctor
tell them you stuck things up your arse too, don't try and be coy
>>58828573
when the white ting's got back off
>>58828577
'No'
>>58828573
wish i had that boat
>>58828383
>nearly 19
>nearly
Fucking child
>>58828577
no i'm in syria
>>58828577
Allahu ackbar
>>58828569
Most girls I know let themselves go after getting into a relationship, the ones who've had kids have transformed into monsters who post those stupid minion memes and pics of their baby on facebook all day.
What a downfall.
>>58828577
pomade recs?
>>58828271
i don't see myself as white tbqh
>>58828455
Don't start this fight, I'm giving you this chance to call me a faggot and that's the end of it.
>>58828577
no my name is mohammad
what flavour of fanta should i get
>>58828695
Lemon
>>58828627
>"why yes I am a fully grown man that browses a Cambodian water polo website at 11pm on a Tuesday"
>>58828695
orange
was born in 1783 lads
>>58828695
Penis
>>58828695
Limon
>>58828342
>>58828538
it was vandalism you fucking retards, whether or not it is free speech or what it said is irrelevant. read the article for yourself
it was property of the bank. and yes, it is still vandalism even if it is chalk.
>>58828612
black nonce
>>58828658
depressing
It's my birthday this friday
what should I tell people at work what I'm doing if they ask?
>>58828695
Ready salted
>>58828177
>soldiers eat like kings
>meanwhile i have to make do with ketchup and pasta
I'm literally 23 years old, have a job to go to tomorrow and still haven't gone to bed.
My rating/madman?
>>58828573
where do you get these lad?
>>58828747
>13 years for vandalism
>>58828695
fruit twist
>>58828783
mad/madman
Thoughts?
>>58828767
spending it with your internet gf and your waifu pillow
>>58828713
I'm in bed on my phone you mong
Shouldn't you be revising for your SATs?
>>58828828
>Getting endorsed by terrorists 3 days before an election
M A D M A N
>>58828779
Have you never been on an army trip at school?
>go on a two night trip in some field
>get full rations
>delicious as fuck
going to bed already
Australians?
I fucking love those sport playing, slightly tanned, laid back, banter loving, cunts.
Every single day I am deeply pained when I'm reminded that I wasn't born in the best country to live in as a white man.
FOR FUCK SAKE ENGLAND IS SHITE
>>58828767
going out for a meal with family then having some mates round for a drink
don't pretend to be super cool because you probably aren't, just act modest
>>58828842
that's even worse desu
>>58828836
you can't have a waifu and a gf anon
>>58828767
t'sync
>>58828668
don't really care still. in the uk you get arrested for carrying butter knives and practicing free speech online. stop acting as if you are any more free than us.
>Finally fixed my sleeping pattern by staying up all night and all day yesterday
>then going to bed at 9pm.
>Woke up at 6 o'clock this morning, feels good lads I actually seen the sun
>>58828747
>Chalk is vandalism
>13 years for vandalism
>>58828842
Alri grandad
the vast majority of people here are my age/around my age. You're on a fucking anime website.
>>58828786
vsco tbqh
>>58828879
>don't pretend to be super cool because you probably aren't
my mum says I am
>>58828767
pot noodle and a wank
>>58828713
Do you play water polo
>>58828875
>tfw your ancestors were law abiding citizens and now you're stuck on the depressive cramped island instead of the spacious tropical one
>>58828828
labour will suffer an enormous loss on thursday
paki khan winning will be the only beacon of hope
i got limon, naranja, strawberry and grape
you now realise that david icke made leicester win the league
>>58828828
I refuse to believe that he isn't a Tory plant at this point. He is killing the Labour party and it! Is! Glorious.
>>58828927
i think you're cool too just don't act fake and they'll believe you
>>58828964
FOB
>>58828767
strengthening the bond between you and your tulpa
>>58828968
How do we know Leicesters title win is real if everything is a hologram?
Ya mon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVCJtUI2X6A
black scousers lads
business plan: take all the bankers bonuses and give them to refugees
Pick your poison goyim
>>58828893
I don't act like we are more free than you. I think us fighting is essentially two men trapped in quick sand laughing at who is sinking fastest. I think us fighting is letting those at the top play divide and conquer.
So are we going to keep fighting or not?
>>58828906
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1487762/Butter-knife-an-offensive-weapon.html
http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/24/11297128/matthew-doyle-arrest-muslim-tweet-brussels
http://time.com/4271687/brussels-tweet-arrest-london-mealy-mouthed/
http://www.businessinsider.com/in-britain-police-arrest-twitter-and-facebook-users-if-they-make-anti-muslim-statements-2013-5
here is why I am not mad
>>58828983
drymouth dude xD
>>58828938
They're a bunch of law abiding cunts who should have pushed boundaries and lived life on the edge instead of playing it safe.
>>58828423
That reminds me; I remember when I was fisting, like, thrice a week, I could eventually start with water and the mucus would thin out, get slick, and I didn't have to bother with lube. Well, until I started bleeding. For some reason, it's like blood instantly makes it all the more difficult for me.
I took a long break and threw away most of my dildo collection and I get much better. had my first unassisted shit in years (before all the stimulation on my colon just shot everything through so fast no real stool could build up)
Now I need to take a break every time the perma-diarrhea starts up again but I'm mostly healthy and happy.
>>58829041
FON
>bint called rosenberg selling vastly overpriced tickets on my uni's buy/sell page
/pol/ was right again!
Shit thread lads
>>58829064
Is that your choice?
>>58829092
Notts mentioned
>>58829092
We had nothing to do with this
He just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat
>>58829055
No, I'm not playing your silly little game.
How about you choose for once
>>58829081
fugg
i have the exact same thing as you, you think i need to take a break from it?
i've just bought some new toys
>>58829055
me in the hoodie
>>58829041
>black
you do realise he's a paki?
just ate two packets of angel delight on my own lads
>>58829137
bait
just confessed to a US public servant that I intend to overstay my welcome when I arrive
>>58829175
he's half black/white you muppet
>>58829183
very good lad
hope it was the chocolate one
>>58829175
>implying there's a difference
>>58829092
You want me to sell you an all nighter ticket lid? I've got 4
Playing Fallout 4 atm lads
>>58829201
good lad
>country roleplaying
pineal glands eviscerated
>>58829143
alri lad
all nighter doing an essay due in tomorrow for me unfortunately
>>58829128
yup, not mad
just gave you a sample of how easily I can find ridiculous invasions of personal freedom in the uk. face the fact that under law and the court, we are more free than you
>>58827776
never trust anyone whose eyes are close together
>>58829228
butterscotch
the best one
>>58828896
bet you're tired though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIaUgVPCZw
tickets for what
>>58829224
mong
>>58829281
hmmmmmmmmm
please delete both your posts immediately
>>58829262
Currently in doing coursework too after a heavy weekend
>>58829168
2 tbth
Is there an equivalent to community college in the UK?
Its a place for losers like me who are just above becoming a neet and poor people to learn
>>58829168
far right
>>58829286
Yeah I'm bollocksed might head to beddy byes in a minute x
>>58829041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YW3TmlslGo
>>58829240
Am good for the time being fella
doing detonate fest and DJ EZ so should be decent anyway
>>58829172
just don't go hard too often m8
give your colon a break between seshes
like if you're finding you can chuck in a toy ez you used to have too work up to for ages, give it a rest for a few weeks
>>58829343
what the fuck is wrong with her thighs
>>58829345
Yeah sixth form colleges
>>58829377
Doing both of them too
THE NORMIES AWAKEN
Left wingers?
Nah, not a fan.
teaching english in japan lads
This really weird lad at work keeps trying to be my friend
How do I politely tell him to fuck off?
>>58829324
look at him you mong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM7XFkv-tOo
you can tell just by his hair
>>58829264
I'm not arguing that, I gave you my true feelings here:
>>58829059
I think we are but brothers both being equally fucked. I think the ideals that America stands for are admirable and we should all strive to achieve them, but if you want a fight i will give you one.
I am asking you now, do you want to stop where we are or do I have to crack open my America folder and our masters win another battle?
how can I get a jap gf in non-london england?
hmmm
https://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=307338
>>58829383
do you eventually get tighter again?
i've recently been playing with that second hole a little further in, so maybe i should focus on length rather than thickness
>>58829417
>not a fan.
>>58829473
internet
>>58829343
Shlomo confirmed for good taste in goyim.
>>58829439
he literally says nigga like 20 seconds in
>>58829473
Go to Japan and steal one
>>58829451
go ahead
very flattered that you have an entire folder dedicated to me kek
I think you care about this a little too much
new
>>58805065
>>58829402
nice
probs gonna take acid for detonate and mandy for EZ, don't fancy dropping two days in a row
Business idea: steal gfs and sell them to high dollar international clients
>>58829473
go to Birmingham university or hang around by the sushi bar in selfridges
>>58829551
Nice yeah I'll drop for EZ and not sure what for detonate yet desu
reply to me
>>58829490
never liked going into my intestines desu
i just think about how my normally bent intestines are getting straightened out and get worried
Why can't I turn my radiator off lads? Heating turned off at the boiler, valve on the radiator closed, and still it's on permanently. Wake up every morning sweating and headachey.
>>58829650
fine
the leicester victory was set up to distract people from voting for brexit
>>58829650
why
>>58829439
fucking idiot, he says in an interview his parents are pakis
>>58829517
hurr and so do chinks in the US and mexicans.
you point?
>>58829675
>>58829688
tricked
just made you reply to me for nothing
av that dikeads
>>58829647
Two psychopathic war criminals sharing tips
>>58829713
fine
>>58829670
t. lucifer
>>58829667
i never go in far but sometimes when you're only an inch or two off taking a toy fully you can't resist
thanks for your advice i'm going to go to bed and rest my sphincter
>>58829670
Turn the knob to the right.
>>58829590
I was considering maybe getting some charlie for it but I've already got some acid and it'll be more fun anyway
lineup looks pretty decent anyway, better than last year's
>>58829713
i will kill you
>>58829690
wait how come asians can can say it and not me
this is literally anti white racism
>>58829754
Considering coke, maybe shrooms idk
doc said there's a bit of calcium crust on the pineal gland
absolutely gutted
Cold pizza is overrated. Not sure which normo thought up this meme but it spread fast
>>58829764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmDr54sfO8I
destroying my third eye by watching vice videos
>>58829690
Link to interview
Ahh yes the old conservatives - always tough on immigration
>>58829751
I'll turn YOUR knob to the right if you don't give me a better suggestion than that Paddy. Don't you think I've tried that already goddamnit?
>>58829810
fair, shrooms at a dnb festival might be a bit hectic though
especially with the neuro acts
If you think about it, when you fart everyone around you probably inhales some amount of your fecal particles.
>>58829670
>go to bed cold as fuck
>wake up sweating like a pig and overheating
>room is still cold as fuck
what is wrong me me lads?
i'm tired of washing my sheets all the time
post thick naked cunts
>>58829881
yeah but probably not like :\
>>58829925
*posts you*
No longer trust the chemicals in my brain
>>58829848
Have you tried turning it off and on again? I
>>58829224
aystar is somalian la
