>London will have a muslim mayor on Thursday
edition
caralad
>>58825088
based Commonwealth immigrants
>>58825088
why was this posted? just to mislead me when i clicked on thailad's link? fucking idiot
seventh for nigel
can't wait for the inevitable
>be britain
>get khan'd
threads
Did you hear that? I said I no longer trust the chemicals in my brain.
>>58825088
What?!
>>58830012
How can I trust its you saying this and not the chemicals?
Where we all from lads?
>be britain
>get goldsmith'd
it's a lose-lose 2bh
>>58825088
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>58825332
t. Traffic light sticker of legal binding
doing a poo
>>58825088
genuinely thought this was George Clooney
>It's an arse thread
>>58825249
this 2bh
>>58830037
africa
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/727620362494709760
http://fridja.com/f1000-professional-garment-steamer/
just purchased this
clothes are gonna look mint *throws up banter hand*
>>58830033
That depends on your relationship with your brain. I believe I have decoupled my brain from my self
>>58825088
[zac goldsmith intensifies]
>>58830083
LOOOOOOOOOWLAANDS
AWAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>58830098
difficult to believe this person exists.
>be me
>do something
>blog about it on 4chan
>mfw
Wish I didn't have man tits so I'd feel comfortable wearing a t shirt
>>58830098
I don't get it, what are people paying her for?
>jamie vardy calls his own lookalike a full kit wanker
is there a bigger working class hero?
https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/727535411942281216
>>58830098
>The past month I've made around £500 from rinsing old white men lmao
>Where my paypigs at desu
sounds like one of us ngl
>>58830177
Wish I wisnae skinnyfat and just regular skinny but I cannae stop eatin' chocolate burboun biscuits and tea like
Your ex gf has probably sucked a new cock within a week
>>58830247
jokes on her, she doesn't exist
Wearing nothing except pyjama bottoms with one leg rolled up ;)
>>58830247
more like a month 2bh
Hey lads let's do faces
(. ) (. )
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>>58830177
It's worse being skinny and having a high metabolism mate, I'm trying to put on just a little weight... no matter how much i eat i stay the same.
L O N D O N L A D S
who we voting for Mayor on Thursday?
I'm giving Whittle a vote, but should I put Goldsmith 2nd encase?
>>58830177
buy a compression vest/shirt it'll make you look like you have abs
How do you want your units /brit/?
I'd like them to be practical:
12 inches in a foot
3 feet in a yard
22 yards in a chain
10 chains in a furlong
8 furlongs in a mile
3.45234 miles in a league :^)
(@(.)(.)@)
>>58830098
What a truly vile and cretinous human being.
>>58830329
Goldsmith
Might put Cannabis guy second
>>58830318
Can you say it's from the /brit/ lads?
>>58830322
Guarantee if you actually counted your calories you aren't even eating that much
absolutely no way that no matter how much you eat you stay the same
>>58830177
Are u a ginger?
>>58830311
(=⌒‿‿⌒=)
DONT WANNA VOTE FOR FUCKING GOLDSMITH THO
(.Y.)
..p..
___
>>58830352
why
tfw I told my ex-gf and constant oneitis to never contact me again and she actually did it the absolute madman :'(
Think I'm gonna vote Labour in the Welsh elections lads, would vote Tory since I like a lot of their policies but they wanna make people who work pay for prescriptions, fuck that noise.
>>58830395
You're still going to though, right?
holy shit just read about the halifax explosion
what a laugh
>>58830322
oh shut the fuck up will you
no different to a fat bastard claiming she's "tried every diet nothing works waaah"
•
•
•
got no convictions about life
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
( .)(. )
v
O
>>58830465
uguu
>>58830330
http://www.nationalautismresources.com/weighted-compression-vests.html
Like this?
Post your husbando
• •
U
>>58830476
4chinz trimz your spacez
>>58830421
yea everyone else is sadiq or meme chances
I read that leaflet and all his promises are for 2020, the year he would be leaving office? Is he jew btw
>>58830410
Because you're a dirty, narcissistic, hypocritical, middle-class slag. Would kick stick a boot in your head.
MaşaAllah
>>58830441
Are you sure?
Lads, what are we going to do about the bankers?
Got 1 conviction on record
>>58830376
Nope, why?
>>58830233
But I am skinny, just with man tits
>>58830548
not an argument
>be me
>just chilling on the web
im a spidr btw lol
>>58830419
yeah but lower taxes so it balances out
>>58830557
not really but its probably true I guess
>>58830559
do you mean the Jews?
>>58830133
but how can you be sure that it's not just your brain making you think you're in control?
>>58830484
dunno if you're memeing
http://www.gynecoma.com/compression-shirts-for-men-with-gynecomastia/
( X_X)G--(@__@)G
>>58830559
give the bonuses to the footballers
>>58830559
Increase regulation in some areas and decrease regulation in others
>>58830536
That leaflet was embarrassing.
>Born at Westminster Hospital in London, Goldsmith is the middle child of Sir James Goldsmith, a member of the Goldsmith family of German Jewish descent and his third wife, the Anglo-Irish aristocrat, Lady Annabel Vane-Tempest-Stewart. Goldsmith was brought up at Ormeley Lodge in Ham with his siblings, Jemima and Ben.[10] He has five paternal half-siblings,[11] and is also half-brother to Robin and India Jane Birley, his mother's children from her first marriage.[12]
Jewish AND a Paddy.
Avoided 3 convictions via a "divergence program" when I was a teen
>>58830559
Give them bonuses
Why is Horizon so hit and miss? Their science episode are good, everything else is fecking shite.
>>58830589
strawman
>>58830583
Manbuns <3
Going to meditate, you lads want anything?
>>58830559
*heavily puts down his pint onto the table*
Tell you what, it's those bloody bankers and their bonuses that are ruining the country
>>58830648
better than a paki
>>58830670
A new third eye would be good
>>58830040
>Barack Hussein Obama
>>58830650
avoided 2 out of 4 that way too
Business idea: Abolish the Meridan gap green belt between Birmingham and Coventry and establish a Greater Birmingham authority
2 convictions on file with the orange county police office
>>58830670
send some enlightenment my way, if you'd be so kind
>>58830670
liberation from the cycle of samsara
>>58830587
Chubby irish ginger is my fetish :+)
>>58830670
Buildings
>>58830670
Gf please pal
>>58830670
no racism and open borders x
>>58830696
do you live there?
>>58830679
I dont really know who the best candidate actually is and the criteria of 'not a paki' isnt top 2bh aside from the endless maymays
Business idea: open borders but a ditch behind them so all the refugees fall in a big hole
If I post my mobile number can you guys text me throughout the day tomorrow so I seem like a normie? :3
>>58830615
But now I am acting in my own interests and not the interests of my brain, when we were still on speaking terms my brain told me its plans. Since I took control I have suppressed its desires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhN5cNUkIgE
This guy is an actual cop lol
>>58830761
yes
one misdemeanor for under 1 oz of weed and another for open container
hmmmm
Jewish Paddy or a Paki
>>58830788
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/370013/White-Britons-are-now-a-minority-in-4-towns-and-cities
Ah yes, very impressive
>>58830772
Doubt they'll even do anything vastly different except a minor thing here or there
more of a statement on which party/type of person you want to win
>>58830816
Why would anyone vote Labour?
>>58830772
it's clearly zac, it's a two horse race and one's a ISIS sympathiser
>>58830630
thanks I'll look into it but I just want to get rid of them rather than hide them
>>58830717
I'm a bloke m8
![1462287955048[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uQ5CoFE.jpg "1462287955048[1].jpg")
Found this in my brothers room
>look up science behind meditation
>it says it doesn't matter because meditation existed before science
wtf is this shit
>>58830815
>open container
absurd that they would actually put that on record
>>58830816
SUDDENLY GEORGE GALLOWAY!!
>>58830871
Naughty boy
who /cuckandproud/ here?
>>58830916
you
Ex sending me a text
>>58830842
Am I an idiot or is that not being a minority
if you have 40% white brits 25% pakistanis 15% black 10% eastern european 10% other then this article would call white brits a minority but they are still the largest group and not a minority
>>58830809
what a ledge
drank all 4 (four) cans of fanta
so long space robots
>>58830916
This guy >>58830916
>>58830890
Ye they take alcohol very seriously when cars are involved
In VA it's a charge if it's within reach of the driver
>>58830924
me on the left
Just don't care anymore desu
doing a depression
>>58830980
>women
What is the appeal of Radiohead? Do I need to use illegal drugs to understand?
>>58830980
knock it down again and bounce with all her shit
>>58830875
If you count psychology as science, then there's shitloads of scientific support for meditation, and lots of neuroscientific research showing exactly what the benefits of meditation are. tfw unironically writing a dissertation on mindfulness.
>>58830929
As in all other groups that are either not white or not British as a whole form a larger group.
Either way it's pretty disgusting
>>58830955
oh you were driving lol, that makes more sense, I was imagining you were just drinking in the street
>>58830980
>not calling the police
This is what happens when you let tv raise children.
>>58831019
cuck
>>58830980
>cops
FOY
>>58830955
just put it slightly out of reach in the passanger seat and when you feel like it lean over to grab it and have a cheeky drink
>>58831013
Was thinking this same thing earlier
>>58831040
I'm not him
Drinking on the street really just depends on the area. In the ghetto you just put a paper bag around it, in the suburbs nobody gives a fuck if you're drinking a beer while you cut your grass or whatever
the lads
>>58831047
If you just did a bit of mindfulness you'd be much less depressed and angry lad, give it a go.
>>58830980
>Kik
>>58830864
How bad are they? It's probably just bodyfat but you might need surgery down the line to get rid of it if there's breast tissue. I'm the same as you and trying to lose weight to get rid of them.
>>58831040
that isn't me. I was driving
>>58830929
It satisfies the dictionary definition of a minority
>>58831045
A few months ago I was assaulted and when I called the police the office was closed, so I called the emergency number and told them what happened (having an assailant on the loose is some sort of an emergency, right?) and they redirected me to another office. The latter told me to wait a bit for them to call me back, and once they did they promptly hung up as soon as I answered.
>>58831096
Is it me or is the way they're standing like 18 year olds going out to the pub for the first time
missing 2011 lads
:(
the air in my room feels extremely 'heavy' and 'still', I find it hard to breathe so I'm at my window half of the time
its not even hot in here, should I invest in a dehumidifier
used to drive drunk all the time when I was 16-17
good times
Going to do a petite mort
>>58831096
so why exactly did he bite the onion
>>58830980
lmao wtf
>>58831019
>If you count psychology as science
yae>>58831174
anyone else just cannot be arsed doing anything?
Can I become a British citizen?
>>58831099
cuck
>>58831096
Abbott is a unit
>>58831129
did u report it
Waiting for midnight and hopefully some fit slags on babestation. This one on 173 right now is a sight for sore eyes.
Next reply decides the time of my alarm tomorrow
>>58831181
me last friday
>>58831239
sure
>>58831019
what's your meditation strategy
i try just breathing for 7 and 10 out but i'm not sure if i'm doing it right
>>58831239
Sure, move to Spaina and marry a Morrocan, then move to the UK three months later.
You bypass all the red tape and become a citizen in 5 years automatically
>>58831181
Ye
Used to drive on all kinds of shit
Lucky I didn't hurt somebody though
>>58831242
>did u report it
Like I said, they hung up on me so I just gave up, I lost the case number anyways.
>>58831249
hivgfobefh skpnl g43y
>>58831244
hate it when that happens
>>58831129
>(having an assailant on the loose is some sort of an emergency, right?)
fucking yanks lmao
>>58831114
You can see them through a hoodie, is there a way to tell if it's breast tissue?
>>58831256
>>58831277
thanks, when can I start saying lad?
>>58831239
of course my good yank
>>58831282
wew thats out of order
as long as youre alright tho
>>58831288
I'm sorry can you repeat that please?
haven't worn a t-shirt in 10 years because I'm so skinny
What's your first name? I'm Alex.
might get breast implants and a wig lads
>>58831306
the day you arrive
>>58831257
If you're a beginner download an app called Headspace, has ten 10-minute meditations that are very easy to follow. I did all of them and moved on to some of the intermediate stuff, but I have bad back/neck pain and find it hard to get comfortable enough to meditate, so I've given up. Do yoga now instead, but do it alone in my room instead of in a room full of hot uni girls in yoga pants because I'm too socially awkward :'(
>>58831336
don't you get cold?
>>58831349
Muhammed, but since we're all called that I go by Jafiri
>>58831306
nah say bloke
>>58831302
It was just some homeless guy who thought he could rough me up so I didn't think of it as an emergency, but that was the reply I had ready in case if they questioned why I dialed the emergency number.
>>58831334
He shoved me into a banister-type bar thing and left a bruise that hurt for weeks, but I stood my ground and he ran off after a minute of staring at eachother, it was pretty surreal.
>>58831336
Same but with skirts
>>58831412
PLEASE BE IN NEW YORK
>>58831335
hivgfobefh skpnl g43y
>>58830345
Lmao if you can't understand this
>british education
Tonight is going well for Trump
Bummed my coworker a couple bucks for lunch today
Doubt I'll get it back
So turns out the girl I like(d) doesn't "and never will" like me.
Feel like I've been hit in the gut. I think she was harsher than necessary.
>>58831456
>Bummed my coworker
good lad
>>58831303
I don't know, I think I read somewhere if you put your two fingers on it and push around the tit if there's anything that feels like it isn't fat and feels more like muscle tissue than it could be a problem go to a doctor if you're really concerned but it's probably just bodyfat, you can see mine through a hoodie but the doctor said it's just bodyfat
think I've figured out whats wrong with my life
I never do anything real so to speak
>>58830083
christ
>>58831013
They fucking sound good? You just have to not be an edgy redditor contrarian.
>>58831475
Better than her leading you on 2bh
I'd rather hear it from her straight
Stupid babies require the most attention
>>58831615
jog on jap
>>58831615
bet you want to be the girl
slut
Can't get my head around these settlements on fallout 4
>>58831615
Always thought that was Taiwan.
>>58831652
Yeah but "No sorry I don't like you like that" would have sufficed.
Instead I got
>Looks me up and down disapprovingly
>Laughs in my face as if to say "please, I have standards"
>No, anon, I don't like you. I'll never like you. There's nothing about you to like.
Way overboard man.
lads does Laos have internet
just got done smoking my gf's pussy lads
shit got me wilin' out
damn it feels bad to be a neet
>>58830509
Fuck sake
Poleaboo thought his brother went back to uni but he came back while Poleaboo was under his sheets and dressed up
Managed to get him to fuck off for a few seconds while I changed but he caught me stuffing my clothes back in the drawer
The corset was on full display but I don't know if he had enough time and knowledge to absorb it all
Probably just looked like some kind of red/black clothing or sheet
We spoke about football after than and he was smiling so probably just assumed it was nothing
>>58831773
Tell her you don't like stuck up bitches chasing dick and attention anyway
>>58831785
Mainland South East Asia is still in the 1950s technologically to a large degree
>>58831785
yes. it is about as developed as cambodia, myanmar
took a class on Lao studies in high school lmao
dont reply to him
Olympus Has Fallen was really stupid 2bh
just imagine it lads
>>58831869
might do it tbH
>>58831836
That would have been a better retort.
I just said "I hope you get hit by a truck."
Wanked over this music video about 25 times ngl haha
>>58830648
>Jewish AND a Paddy.
So am I. : ) Literally master-race.
>>58831878
should have watched kingsmeme
>>58831773
Finding this hard to believe, no one would do that to a human bean unless they thought it was warranted. Are you a bully irl?
nachos, Flanders style
>>58831942
jokes on you I like chubby girls
>>58831751
same flag, taiwan is more common
>be me
>be in uni
>be at party
>be muscular non degenerate white male
>blonde femboy friend in my classes keeps coming on to me all night
>try to be polite and not reveal my power level and play along politely
>get drunker
>accidentally look into his eyes
>oh no, feelings
>call him cute
>his eyes light up
>we both make out in front of everyone
>"awww aren't they cute"
>head back to my room
>have sex and spend the night cuddling each other
>first sexual experience and relationship was with another male
>/pol/ status: excommunicated
It felt so nice ;~; and I'm still going out with him. Darn adorable degenerate he is.
>>58831991
jog on pablo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1acEVmnVhI
Long day, same thing tomorrow
>>58831949
Get off my island
>>58832020
Hope you're both happy desu :3
>>58831991
That's in cucumber though.
I have a tub of cottage cheese every day with celery.
Got to get that protein in m8.
>>58832020
nice x
>>58832020
ahha first to the rope mate ahaha
>>58832020
the fugg is a femboy
>>58832062
thank you
>>58832082
>That's in cucumber though.
that's what makes it nachos, Flanders style
>>58831958
No.
But upon further knowledge gathering from the lads, she's a fucking weapons grade bitch.
You would have thought they'd tell me that beforehand.
Maybe it's some kind of initiation since I'm the new guy. (Moved here a year ago just starting to make friends and go out places).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
Song is weirdly catchy
Bad, but high replay value
>>58832110
me desu x
>>58832020
bit gay this
>>58832110
girly lad
>>58832103
pls no
Might pop down to the 24 hour shop on the way back home
Lads I have no trouble being attracted to men, but only if I imagine myself in the role of a biological woman. The image of two men fucking is still very off-putting to me. Am I a homosex?
>>58832054
Whuist pleb.
>>58832155
>Maybe it's some kind of initiation since I'm the new guy.
Nah they just didn't want to leave you hopeless.
>>58832012
It's the old Burmese flag.
>>58832159
It's ok to admit to liking pop music anon, you don't have to try and downplay or justify it x
>>58831833
haha
