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Real Senpai hours edition
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baby
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first for best waifu
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Watching plebs
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>>58797477
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http://www.radiohead.com/deadairspace
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>>58797513

>not posting the IG link

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE7sAVqqyvo/
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do you think whites will just keep leaving non-white areas? what happens when white people run out of space
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>Jews
>white
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>>58797528
we finally inhabit the great plains
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>>58797449
>It's Southern Ontario
>Toronto "education"

>The most populated and only relevant part of our country isn't the most important. Got it.

Having the most people =/= the most relevant. Where do you get your oil? Your lumber? Your mineral resources? Where is all your manufacturing (or what's left of it, thanks to the Ontario Liberals that Toronto keeps voting in)?

Hell, take away any shithole city from "the North", and chances are your retail prices would jump from lack of resources for building...anything.

Toronto and the GTA has people, and a dying manufacturing sector. That's it. You retards can't even build a new subway line after twenty years of blowing through the rest of the province's money talking about it.
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>>58797534

if you want me to keep posting jewesses you could just ask

>>58797528

who says we are? Oakland is already getting gentrified
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>>58797558

>if you want me to keep posting jewesses you could just ask

I could, couldn't I, but that wouldn't be tsundere now would it.
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So I bought a box of those great value chewy granola bars the other day, and it was a variety pack
You know, there was three flavors: peanut butter, chocolate chip and smores and the interesting thing is that the best flavor, smores (which by the way has actual graham cracker in it), is the one with the fewest "variety" in the box, meanwhile the worst flavor takes up over a third of the damn thing
Can you guess which one that is? I mean I'm not saying peanut butter is bad, okay? But when it goes one on one with chocolate chip, chocolate chip's gonna get the knockout every time
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I asked this a few threads ago, but I need more shitty rom com anime senpai

Requirements:
>generic MC
>harem
>one best girl
>dumb/irrelevant plotline
>accidental stair fall titty grabbing
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>>58797548
>>It's Southern Ontario
>>Toronto "education"

You retard. Ottawa (Listeni/ˈɒtəwə/ or /ˈɒtəwɑː/; French pronunciation: [ɔtawa]) is the capital city of Canada. It stands on the south bank of the Ottawa River in the eastern portion of Southern Ontario. You literally posted only the eastern part of southern Ontario.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Ontario


>Having the most people =/= the most relevant

One third of our country lives in Southern Ontario, our whole political system is situated there. Our capital city, our politicians, literally all of our famous exported people are from the GTA. It is the most undeniably the most relevant.
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>>58797632

>It is the most undeniably the most relevant.

It's also the shittiest tbqhwy
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>>58797626

shimoneta, except theres 2 best girls

and its way more lewd that accidental titty grabbing
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>>58797649
>American education

By all means, stay in Northern Ontario for a month. I dare you.
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>>58797632
>>58797548
>leaves fighting
All this time I thought it was just wind
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>>58797669
Think he's talking about bc mate
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It hurts me every night knowing I will never bed a qt/sexy anime girl.
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>>58797669
I live in Northern Ontario. What are you trying to say?
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>>58797697
It's a shit. I've never met as many suicidal people as I have in Thunder bay.
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>>58797690

Have you ever been to Toronto lad?
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>>58797669
Stupid canadumb
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>>58797712
>Thunder Bay

literally normie tier and full of alcoholics
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>>58797690
BC= the liberals that live here only they don't shower and have dreadlocks.
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>>58797626
Punch Line?
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Tfw browsing pol and int has made me despise canadians
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>>58797757
Meeting an American has made me despise Americans
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>>58797602
>>58797558
the brits were morons for setting up israel in the middle east. we could have just made southern New York a Jewish homeland and I would get to meet well-endowed jewish qts everyday. Fucking ANGLOS!!!
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>>58797775
It was to protect the Suez canal.
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>>58797757
idk why canadians have been acting like faggots on flag boards the last year or so

are they seriously trying to compete with Australia?
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>>58797775

Tbf it isn't really anyone's fault besides the Jews, they had plenty of options but decided that the 'desert shithole surrounded by sandniggers' was the best option.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposals_for_a_Jewish_state
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>>58797794
shut up ya fuckin goof
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>>58797810
bully me more!
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>>58797477
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>>58797794
Everyone is angry at us because we're better than them and we know it and make no effort to apologize.
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>>58797810

Seriously though, I think dudeweed has been shitposting there every day.
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>>58797838
fuck off you faggot, we certainly are not better than everyone and our country is currently being cucked to the fullest extent and you it.
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>>58797792
I couldn't care less about some sand in Egypt
I could LITERALLY be surrounded by pic related jewish qts but I am not
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I will destroy ISIS
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Give me stuff to say on vocaroo
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>>58797858
what
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>>58797870
"This must be the work of an enemy stand!"

you better fucking post it
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>>58797867
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>>58797712
>Thunder Bay

Go to Sudbury, Kenora, Timmins, North Bay...don't hit up the shittiest city in the province and say "lol wow it's all terrible!"

I don't go to fucking Newmarket and judge Southern Ontario just on that Hellhole.
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>>58797806
i thought jews were super smart. why pass up unrivaled goy protection in the US?
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>>58797792

#rekt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Crisis
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>>58797858
t. American
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>>58797902
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>>58797905
But Thunderbay is the most relevant and important part of Northern Ontario
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EVERYBODY'S TALKIN AT ME
DONT'T HEAR A WORD THEY'RE SAYIN
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>>58797946
Timmins is actually
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>>58797929

Zionists are autistic famalam
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>>58797946
I'm ashamed to admit I'd been falling for your bait, but you went too far with this post.
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>>58797929
Because they were tasked by the reptilians subconciously to build a temple there. When muslims destroy that temple, all the despair force of jews will open gates for reptilian invasion of earth. They convinced the jews saying it is your historic fatherland. All they wanted was the construction of third temple. Earth is protected from the aliens by an invisible veil cast upon earth by Ashtar's brother Jesus before leaving.
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>>58797960
Timmins doesn't even have an Airport

>>58797980
>Bait

hm?
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>>58798085
Did the reptilians task you to refuse to poo in loo?
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>>58797897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mQbwIA1tuY

sorry i'm not very expressive
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>>58798094
Exactly. Us not having an airport means "Fuck off we're full"
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I'm back again but the Easter posting was worth it.
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>too stressed to sleep
>too worried to fap
>Just took 3 sleeping pills

Dis gun b gud
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>>58798115
i want to fuck your boipussy
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>>58798085
t. Tech support
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>>58798115
are you a girl?
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>>58798137
>can't sleep either
>took 1mg of clonazepam

dis gun b gud
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>

Unlike many parts of the world, Jews have historically lived in India without any instances of antisemitism[according to whom?] from the local majority populace, the Hindus.[citation needed] However, Jews were persecuted by the Portuguese during their control of Goa.[28][verification needed]
Sidelel
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>>58798137
>want to sleep
>can probably fall asleep now
>didn't sleep last night though
>scared I will sleep through my alarms and miss my morning doctor appointment
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>>58798237
Go on
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>>58798237
Is that the reason why India will be a superpower by 2030?
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>>58798243
btw near my home there was a cafe called Hitler's Cross Cafe with full Nazi theme. Jews protested and name changed to Cross Cafe.I didn't know about this. I thought it was just some British restaurant
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>>58798255
Speaking of superpower and aliens every superpower is visited by aliens and a deal is made with the government. This trend started with with Nazi Germany. Followed with Soviets then USA and now China is getting visits
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this thread smells like shit
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>last 5 posts aren't even American

Was /cum/ a mistake?
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>>58798320
Who's the next one getting visits from aliens?
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Guys I fixed Ontario.
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>>58798353
No, but clearly toilets were.
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>>58798353
>2D ass
Your contribution to the general was a mistake my friend.
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>>58798408
here you go, Juan
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>>58798390
If you want to fix Ontario at least put all the franco-ontarians in the same province. Do something like a bilingual province on the west side of Quebec similar to new-brunswick.

That way the francos are happy and no need for french languages in the rest of ontario.
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>>58798200
ye
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>>58798390
DON'T CALL IT SIMCOE MY TOWN IS CALLED SIMCOE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>58798421
Thanks John.
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>>58798421
>females
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>there are girls in /cum/

lads................................
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>>58798298
kek
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Canada? More like Can't find a reason to justify its existancada.
Mexico? More Mexicome on now.
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>>58798390
It works
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>>58798478
>>58798439
Hey girls.
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Nigga pass me a coffee
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>>58798478
"""""""girl""""""s"""""
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>>58798511
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>Not living in the GTA
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>>58798566
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>>58798390
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>>58798603
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>>58798603
>unironically living in the GTA

the fucks wrong with you
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>>58798612
/cum/ should gather up some money so we can all fly to Colorado and live in the same apartment/house (if there's 5 or more of us, rent will be super cheap per person), smoke dude lmao, play vidya, and share feels all day
No normies or girls allowed
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>Californians
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>>58798438
>franco-ontarians

Literally who?
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>>58798478
>>58798545
give me stuff to say on vocaroo
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>TFW I'll be spending this summer working in the Canadian Rockies
>TFW I'll be able to breathe that clean mountian air again
>TFW I'll be able to go for hikes every day
>TFW I'll be living in a cabin with other m8s with no internet, cable TV, or cellphone service
Feels so good man
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>>58798696
You're a big guy.
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GOD DAMNIT GIVE ME SOME (You)S YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>58798696
"Minnesota is our rightful clay.Yanks out!"
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runnin' through da 6 wit ma woes
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>>58798716
Well you're indeed a nigger that belongs to the mountains.
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>>58798716
Enjoy returning to the civilized world and literally choking because your lungs are no longer conditioned for the dirty air
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>>58798716
r u a balkan qt?
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>>58798696
>>58798696
Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake
You know I love to go there
Say I'm actin' lightskin, I can't take you nowhere
This a place for families that drive Camrys and go to Disney
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Am I shadowbanned?
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>>58798791
No I'm Canadian. Just been in the Balkans for a few months now. 10/10 place desu. Super cheap, amazing locals, best food, majestic AF mountians, and they actually have real culture here unlike North america
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>>58798866
Balkans look cool m8
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>>58798848
Yes
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>>58798866
Dubs don't lie.
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>>58798866
>he'd rather have shitty microculture instead of world domination
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CUT MY HEAD INTO PIECES
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thisismylastresort
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>>58798909
>>58798909
>>58798909
>>58798909
>>58798909

Have some more
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>>58798696
I want a Big Strong American to penetrate me with his cock.
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>>58798735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kbmtHaDyKA

>>58798745
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ykSAc2cv6b

>>58798830
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this is awful
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>>58798995
Good lad
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>>58798995
alright youre ok in my book
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>>58798995
this is a girl free zone
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>>58798995
Maine?
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>>58798995
I want to fuck your canadian pussy.

post your kik.
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Ayyo ayyo i herd u had sum white gurl up in in this muthafucfc

gibs me dat, cracka
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>>58799110
This
We'll compete for your courtship m'lady
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>>58797558
What's wrong with her eyes?
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>>58799239
Sorry Tyrone but there's no qt white GFs here
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>>58799239
*shots him first* it's all ova cracka
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>>58799287

t. Jaykwon
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>>58799319
>>58799239
*takes out camera*
*shoots both*
"too fast for you eh?
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>>58799424
It's not so bad.
>all the freedom you want and all your money to yourself
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>>58799453
That doesn't cover the loneliness, isolation, and sexual frustration
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>>58799500
Yeah it does
>family, friends and whores.
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>>58799525
>no friends
>barley talk to family
>social skills are too poor even for whores
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Why is that onison guy the cringiest faggot alive?
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>>58799552
You can improve in all of these aspects Tbh.
pls don't give up now
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>>58799576
I've tried. My social anxiety just gets the better of me everytime. It fucking sucks man.
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>>58799605
>pick up prostitute on the street
>give her some money
>get your peepee wet
Come on senpai, you can do at least that much.
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>>58799605
pls don't give up
Pls try your best for me.
I had to deal with social anxiety too, I know it's hard but It's possible to end the cycle too.
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>>58799605
Get a daki. Practice talking and fugging with it
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>>58799636
Don't want it to be meaningless though. also don't want an STD desu.

>>58799658
And how do i do that? I've tried everything, I took benzos for anxiety and it kind of worked but just made me tired and depressed

>>58799662
what the fuck is a daki
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>>58799700
Just understand that Social geniuses are just social awkward people who learnt how to hide their anxiety. They are not superhumans. Their opinion of you doesn't matter if you fuck up attempting socialising. Go out there and try, forgetting you have anxiety
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>>58799792
The effects are hard to hide though (For me anyway)

>sweating in palms/face
>general uneasyness
>rapid heartrate
>can't even talk straight or act normal
>eye contact

most of these if not all are when talking to women.
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>>58799700
Well for me, I became a MUHREAN so it was a lot easier to build self confidence when you have one of the biggest egos of any group of people.
I think what helped is that I started to care less about what other people thought, but at the same time, care just enough so that I came off as approachable.
Remember that while people can and do judge based on first impressions, you can change that by actually socializing with people.
I've made friends with people I never thought I would just because of what I thought of them at first.
Also, this is just what one of my friends with sever anxiety told me, but he said that wearing sunglasses help because people can't read your face as well? Something along the lines of that.
You have force yourself to go out there and talk to people my friend. You can do it.

A daki is a bodypillow btw
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>>58799819

get into coke or amphetamines, you can keep those side effects but gain the confidence of a man-god.

Just kidding, don't do it. I mean that's how I managed to break out of my shell at parties and eventually realize that social barriers are all in your head, people are retarded and easy to talk to, and it's a hell of a lot easier than you make it out to be. It's all in your head my man.
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REAL CAUCASIAN HOURS MY WHITE FRIENDS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a5BJxrarL0
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>>58800612
weirds me out that people want to be American

I couldn't imagine wanting to be of another country ever
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>>58797769
k
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>>58800781
SMASH
M
A
S
H
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>>58800670

That's because eventhough the USA aren't perfect they are pretty much one of the best countries in the world.
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>>58800781
>>58800806
this meme is shit
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post real caucasian music

https://youtu.be/OLHd4BQIiGw
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>>58800806
)))))))))))))))))))))))))

mah nugga.com
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>>58797558
oakland has been gentrifried long time, how new r u
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>>58800963
jesus christ dat ass
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>>58797477
anything going on in here? i couldnt sleep so i got up to shit post.
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>>58800670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtgA0jvhp2A
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>>58801034
man, its super quiet in me house right now so i cant click that video it might be loud :3
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>>58801034
gogol bordello is better desu
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>>58801061
Good taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZwrbKHnG4
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>>58801100
sound quality on that video is so bad lol
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chicki licki tak licki tak hi ho hahaha
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Is this real
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>tfw no canadian gf
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>tfw bored at work
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>>58801271
where work
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>>58801247
canadian girls are not... great
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>>58801302
This. You don't want them.
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>>58801361
nonsense friend I myself want a big ol piece of that dank eskimo muff
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what if the internet was real
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>>58801226
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY9bmAEuAds
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https://youtu.be/aPfeOAhDfbM
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>>58801605
were they just born without rhythm?
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He's going to make America great again and there's nothing you can do.

Watched some liberal propaganda last night and it's hilarious how hard they try to make Trump look like hitler

They are going to be so butt angry when that wall is a huge success
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>>58801605
hahahaha
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>>58801626
nice
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>>58801720
there is sooooo much anti trump propoganda in the media. its funny
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>>58801652
>>58801724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg02n7tJfMM
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>>58801872
I love these
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holy shit i just got a warning that my post wasnt high enough quality for this thread.
>wasnt high enough quality
>on 4 chan

is this chigga serious.......
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>>58802138
Reported
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>>58797477
welp, i'm out. stay frosty, losers.
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>>58802138
didnt smash dat mf like button hard enough
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Good morning friends

got my last final starting in an hour
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>>58802364
good luck kiddo
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>>58802306
fug, lil nugga. you rite!
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>>58802364

Good luck. What's the topic?
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>>58802385
thanks, im not worried. Its the easiest of my 4 and I had all the others yesterday. I only need a 65ish to keep an A and there will be a curve even if I fuck up somehow

>>58802393
analytical chemistry
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Feel asleep last night playing my 3DS

felt really cute waking up with the 3DS in hand still and my stylus lost somewhere in my bed
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>>58802631
I like to imagine that's his son in the 2nd pic
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>>58802724
That is his son
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>go to europe for a vacation
>mfw I realize the locals are dumber than the average american

we've been rused guys
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What's America's version of Centrelink?
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>>58804061
What is Centrelink?
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*clicks like audibly*
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>>58804283
Australian WINZ
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>>58804061
I'm assuming that's an ISP.
How good is it?
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Just realized that out of all the countries having elections soon, ours is unironically the least defunct despite it being Trump vs Hillary

Kind of think the world just treats us like a reality TV show, they bash us so they can escape the even worse reality of their own lives.
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how easy is it to get into the manvi for army program?
my english is excellent for a foreigner. is there anything else required?
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>>58804987
Sad!
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>>58805061
Take the ASVAB
That's always a good start for any position in the military
Tell the recruiters what you want
If they don't want give it to you, threaten to take your skillset elsewhere
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>>58805112
so as a foreigner with no greencard or visa, this can help me? because manvi program is a way to bypass having to get a citizenship. sorry if obvious question
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>>58805395
I honestly have no idea. Never heard of the program before. But, that being said, the ASVAB is a very good way of looking desirable to the military. It's basically a combination of an IQ test and a general knowledge test, all mixed together and thrown into a percentile scoring system. The higher you score, the better you look. For instance, my sister has a hormone disorder that would make her unrecruitable to the US military, but because she scored a 94, her phone was ringing off the hook for several weeks with recruiters offering to pay her way through college
But, again, I don't know the specifics of what you're doing. Ask again in another/later thread
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>>58805112
He's a foreigner though, Army doesn't have to listen take shit from a foreigner if he makes it out that he's the sun that the Earth orbits around

>>58805061
>>58805395
You need to meet the requirements for MANVI and reside in the US for at least two years minimum, and it must be legally residing. You can bypass greencards, but be aware you'll be competing for MANVI slots with anyone else wise enough to know what it is
Contact the US Embassy and ask if you can arrange to meet a recruiter, ask about MANVI, and see if you can get in
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>>58805596
Take this guy's advice
He seems to know about that which he speaks

ignore my advice
>>58805517
>>58805112
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>>58805517
thanks a lot bro. i'll look into it
>>58805596
agh 2 years? the whole reason for me doing it was that I couldn't get a visa easily.
oh well, I'll give em a call later anyway. thanks bro
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Ivan just marry some slag and become an american
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>>58805726
MANVI's a great way of getting citizenship, not so great at getting visas. I'm sure the Embassy could help you along with you application though.

I'd recommend going here >>29795035
They most likely know much more on how to help you in your situation than I do
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>>58805882
Were you trying to crossboard?
Which board?
/adv/? /pol/?
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>>58805792
do black girls like russians))
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>>58805882
Sorry, apparently I fucked up
>>>/k/29795035
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>>58805932
Black girls love white guys I think.

They love me at least despite having no social skills.
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>>58805726
See >>58805950
I keep messing up aaah this morning is going horribly
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>>58805978
Tell us more. I love me some cute shy black girls.
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>>58806214
When I grew up near Chicago there was this one cute black girl who would hit on me all the time. One time in school we were hanging out in the hall with some friends and she came up to me with a piece of ribbon and said something like "Hey anon, how would you like it if all I wore was this for you?" and she pretty much flossed her butt with it in my face.

It was pretty nice, black girls in my experience are underrated as people. Pretty much every black girl I've ever known was really nice (to guys) and as intelligent as any other woman.
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>>58805978
time for ivan to get some afropussy :DD

also thank you all for helping. i will stop replying and shitting up your thread
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>>58806478
Our thread is dead, it's 9AM

Post whatever you want
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>>58803274

That's what I've been trying telling you for some time now.

>>58804987

Ours will be kind of interesting too, but I don't expect a drastic change unless something happens.
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>>58806427
It's a sign you should be mixing it up, lad. Blanda upp as we say in sweden :DD
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who /like trump but hate pol/ here
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>>58806659
Me
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>>58806638
I don't want a gf, I care too much about people to date in the 2016.

Dating for my generation means going somewhere or watching a movie with somebody then having sex before you even really know anything about that person.
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Getting up early is comfy
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>>58806659
Rasheed.
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>>58806659
I like Trump but I don't even go to /pol/ so I guess me
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just learned manboobs are caused by hormones and not just being fat
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>>58806736
Pretty sure that's just a conspiracy theory meme
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>>58806659
>go on /pol/
>some British closet case is raging about his BBC news app putting stories about tranny kids on his top stories tab
>mfw I have the BBC News app
>mfw it recommends stories based on what you've already read
>mfw the story didn't show up for me when I checked my app
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>>58806659
Patrician mindset
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>>58806805
Did you explain that to them?
Of course, you'd get called a shill and get about 50 responses of merchants, but nonetheless one or two people might get a kick out of it or see the light
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Guys I've been doing some research and I think I learned something

We should learn from Rome and wipe out Islam now before it takes over our country like Christianity did to Rome.
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>>58806855
I and some other British anon pointed it out. Nobody responded, people just kept sperging about it. You could post a greentext about any fake b8 story about migrants or Jews forcing children to be gay or whatever and it'd be 300 guaranteed replies even if your source was a link to yesterday's baseball scores.

I've just given up on that place.
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>>58806694
No it's not anon
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>>58806694
no it's not faggot
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*kills my enemies*
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>>58807155
your biggest enemy is yourself
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But why does he wear the mask?
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This thread's slow and /asean/'s close to bump limit, so
NEW EXPERIMENT
GET IN
>>58790204
>>58790204
>>58790204

>>58790204
>>58790204
>>58790204
ALL ABOARD
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>>58807010

4chan is a echochamber much like gawker or tumblr (Reddit is weird...) "let them have their space" is no more evident than in pol. Some could argue that alot of people come from all corners to spout random shit but at the end of the day it all distills into poll.
>>
>>58807139

It's the best part of sleeping, feeling tired and going back to sleep several times before you finally wake up. You enjoy the comfort of falling back into it.
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>>58790204
>>58790204
>>58790204

>>58790204
>>58790204
>>58790204
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>>58808418
>>58807822
No ching chong bing bong
>>
save
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sup guys
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Do white Americans exist or are they just a meme?
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>>58797534
>>
Good afternoon lads. Sitting in the back of class today, which is my last day of class also, yes the semester ends on tuesday
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>>58812887
We exist
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>>58813118
What are your plans for the summer?
>>
You fucking NEETs are not NEETs. You're always in class or working what the fuck.

feel like I'm the only real NEET here
>>
>>58813121
proof?
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>>58813191
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
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>>58813165
hi, my lad. I'm also neet and I'm on PC 24/7
;-;
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>>58813157
I've got a termed job with the government out west. After I'm done with that I'm coming back and submitting graduate school applications
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>>58813191
we are gathering under a guiding light
>>58813066
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>>58813248
as a NEET who is considering college just be straight up with me, is it worth it and is it difficult?
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how can I calm down my tits?
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>>58813401
Put an ice cube on each nip.
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>>58813427
mm did you try?
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>>58813461
Makes my nips nippy, and the pain distracts you from your raging titties.
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>>58813360
If you're unsure just do community college first. It's significantly cheaper and an associate degree is a good start. I don't think college is super hard, but it can be overwhelming sometimes. Some classes are much harder than others. It's not for everyone and shouldn't be, only go if you really want to and have an idea of what you want to do
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>>58813505
hehe, I'll note that advice, but how can I calm down my vagy?
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>tfw gf in med school to be a surgeon and you know you'll never make as much money as her

I gotta get a good job
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who did this?
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>>58798130
Un mejicano que escribe el ingles mas o menos? A lo mejor estoy soñado?
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>>58813608
what does a surgeon salary look like.

I wanted to be a doctor but I can't because I'm squeamish about blood and can't stand needles or cuts.
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>>58813703
Stop culturally appropriating their language.
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>>58813608
>wanting to have a medical job suck the life out of you for some money you'll hoard in your bank account
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>>58813736
Hazme parar gringo tonto.
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>>58813736
jajaja caca !
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>>58813703
>>58813784
>>58813792
CHI
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>>58813848
Parale huey, pinche pendejo
>>
Just ejaculated while struggling to keep an erection with no accompanying sense of pleasure
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>>58813972
wey*
>>
Slow thread
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>>58814175
Buey*
>>
Dick is dead
Ears are fucked
I'm fat
I hate everything
I'm alone
Convince me not to end it
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>>58814330
bitch
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>>58814490
No manches, no seas asi manito, ten respeto a tu mamacita okay, tu dio la vida, y yo le ayude con mi pinga larga y ancha.
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>>58813731
something like 350K a year... doctors it's 120-150K a year

I kinda hope she does physician, that way we can have a family and I wouldn't be as intimidated by her salary
>>
>TFW body dysmorphia

I'm 5'11 175 lbs and I think I'm 250
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>>58814460
It will all be fixed

All things are temporary, continue living and try to change
>>
This thread is dying
>>
Thread is dying and near bump limit anyways
Migration time

>>58814727
>>58814727
>>58814727

>>58814727
>>58814727
>>58814727

Time to move on
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>>58815322
Seriously where is everyone?
>>
>>58815788
Pondering to oceanic chinks
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>>58816727
This
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>>58816803
The loyal ones are the real OG /cum/ + /lv/
>>
Afternoon friends + Canadians.
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>>58817152
Hey, buddy
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>>58817171
How are you today Latvibro?
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>>58817192
Pretty good, on my way to home at the moment. Whats up in america?
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>>58817361
It's cold and rainy in my area, despite it being May. In general, Indiana is voting today. Trump and Hillary will probably win.
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>>58817464
Damn I'd trade cold and rain for this heat at any time of the day.
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>>58817514
I'd happily trade with you. I'm not comfortable unless it's 75 degrees at the bare minimum.
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gud morning /cum/-chan
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>>58817649
sorry, 24 degrees for everyone else
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>>58817649
Damn, whats that in European degreee?
The 20°C here is literally killing me. Maybe the memes are true, we are the cold.

Also just drove past your ship, USS "Donald Cook"
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>>58818305
>>58818305
>>58818305
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>>58817840
>>58817792

Jeez, guess the memes are true. Do you also live in a city with a harbor? This is my city.
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>>58818400
Yeah, Im a Riga lad. We have a quite nice harbor.
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>>58818400
>>58817840
It really sucks not living in a civilized country.
Just end my life, senpai.
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>>58819660
ok
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