édition la nouvelle-angleterre
I am in love with a man
What is Maine like
First for anime
>>58792546
Cold, lots of pine trees, rocky coast, rugged
Also pretty poor
>>58792529
have any of you eaten your own cum
>>58792560
idk why but I always pictured maine as a mostly upper class state
>fading captchas
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU GOOGLE
It's new pillow day, /cum/.
>>58792546
might as well be canada tier
This includes most of the northern states
French? For real? You're all embarrassments
Especially you, Minnesota
>>58792575
Plot twist, I never said I was male
>>58792529
homo
>>58792624
me on the right
>>58792529
pretty gay
>>58792598
just buy a pass :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JEd5NfoZBU
>>58792588
nah, northern new england doesn't have much of an economy beyond agriculture and relatively cheap natural resources (timber, stone, etc.)
but it's not like misery-tier poverty, it's just very rural
Hows it going poorfags
>fading captcha
>do all the images, verify and green check mark
>click post, "You ahve mistyped the captcha"
how
>>58792736
>select all
>>58792736
moot and joot have teamed up since moot works at google.
moot has fucked the 4chan captchas and they will split the profits on 4chan passes.
They can't keep getting away with it.
Who'd win, a silver back gorilla or a Grizzly?
>>58792805
gorilla easily
>>58792805
Silverback
>dad says i need to complete an online certificate program for his work because he can't be assed to do it with these fiddly bop coputerdoos
>whatever sure
>there's like 7 hour long classes
>with a test at the end of each
>"oh and btw i need this done by tomorrow"
>>58792812
>>58792816
Grizzlies can run as fast as horses though and have claws
>>58792609
>Michigan
>Arabic
ha ha... ha... لغة واحدة لا تكفي
>>58792805
Grizzly has a slight weight/size advantage as well as claws, Gorillas are fucking tough though. Bite force and claws vs all that power essentially
>>58792624
Me in the back.
>>58792817
Cheat nigguh
>>58792817
have your /cum/buddies help you out
then pay us money
Most americans now wouldn't live in houses like your founding fathers, they're too close together. Muh privacy and shit right?
>>58792839
Silverback can wrestle the grizzly though and just punch its throat out
My dad is my best friend. I have not had a relationship with someone my age go further than office conversation for years,
I can succeed like this, I know I can. If you don't think I can you're wrong
>>58792947
wut
https://youtu.be/Y9-mYg5VDzQ
Something big is coming. A natural disaster that will change the world forever. So stay safe
>>58793055
It's fucking pouring like shit out right now, so I totally believe you.
>>58792906
cant cheat the time though
whole thing is powered by fucking FLASH and a timer so I need to look at a fat man giving a lecture into a camera for another 40 minutes before i can take the test and move on to the next lecture
fuck whoever made this thing they thought of everything to annoy you
>>58793055
Is that what all this lightning is
>>58793055
>UK sinks into the ocean from catastrophic flood
>world piece achieved
>>58793055
its booming outside. I wanted to get some comfy snacks to help me sleep tonight too
:(
>>58793055
We are progressing deeper into Kali Yuga
>>58793079
R V A
V
A
>>58793025
Americans wouldn't live in pic related and instead prefer a suburb so they can pretend they don't live in a big city
>sat down at pc to write a paper 1 hour and 30 minutes ago
>browsed 4chan and fapped for a whole hour
>banged out the paper in 30 minutes
I am a le genius but lazy :^)))
How many people here are from Richmond?
>>58793124
but plenty of people live in those
hell, I passed a gated community that looks jsut like that coming home tonight
>>58793124
Those kinds of houses are highly desirable, what are you smoking?
>>58793153
(you)
>>58793153
there are at least four who frequent /cum/
>we are 1/3rd over with 2016
>>58793158
>>58793185
But then why is every development in america a suburb?
Who /longformcensus/ here?
>>58793238
because it was cheaper following the war to live in the suburbs then in buildings cramped together like that. Returning war vets wanted their own lawn and backyard. After that, the tradition just stuck. Look up greenwich village in new york, its exactly what you're thinking we DONT like, but its highly sought after real estate
>birthday is soon
t-time to go out to dinner with mom. I can go anywhere and have an awkward dinner, a year older and not a penny richer
where do i go cum
>>58793238
No no, not every development is a suburb
A lot are, admittedly, but there's a big amount that aren't suburbs
>>58793273
rate my selfie
>>58793238
Most Americans live in cities you obstinate monkey
>>58793375
gay homo/2
>asian walks into work
>please be born here please be born here please be born here
>iwahlikahhambahgah
>fuck
>>58793268
Haven't got my jumblejam in the mail yet. Makes me nervous cause everyone else I know has, and it's got a big ol scarey warning that says "fill out da census it's da law :DD".
>>58793394
Racism is bad anon. Unless it's niggers.
>>58793337
I was just saying you don't like it to grab attention ;)
srsly though kill off those suburbs
I met this Chinese guy. I expected him to be one of the hardworking stereotypes but he's pretty relaxed and carefree. Maybe he's a permanent resident.
>>58793446
>canada defending asians
>the only aspect of school in which I performed well above average was standardized tests
>If I had been born 10 years later liberals would have scrapped standardized tests because measuring intelligence is discriminatory
dodged a bullet
>>58793581
>America not agreeing with anti-black racism
>>58793344
mcdonalds
>>58793055
A STORM IS COMING
>K-on! poster
cucks in
Just found out centipedes have pincers. Fucking hell.
we should cut down on our military spending and instead pump money into the development of bootylicious sentai robot hybrids
>>58793238
Anyone who's seen Dawn of the dead knows that living in a murrivillage like this is a stupid idea.
>>58793833
fuck, forgot my webm to go with this post
>Norway enters
>>58793853
Litterally a ming ming girl in a suit.
>>58793764
>>58793865
well obviously we'll swap gooks and nips out for anglos women
>>58793898
>animefag
>>58793861
Commastas amigo?
>>58793910
They're o-k tier wives, remember that the expiration date on a ming ming is about 40. Then they push around a pink carrybag and wear fucked up colored hats looking like they pushing 90-110years of age.
If I drown tonight in this rain, tell moot I love him.
>>58793956
>moot
>philistines
Hello darkness my old friend
Is this jamming in the CUM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OORoOGY8D2M
>>58793865
>>58793945
>>58794034
go away
we used to have a good norwegian
>>58792407
Good night friends.
>>58794072
>going to bed this early
>>58794072
*punches u*
heh yeah, goodnight
>>58794060
> ;_; He doesn't hate white culture and wants to import asian wife, so he can feel like a majestic little asian boy in the animeme world.
>>58794102
please leave
RIP alberta
>>58794273
>he gets the appropriate amount of sleep required by the human body
Daily reminder that hate speech is NOT free speech.
Why aren't orgies still a thing?
>>58794276
shit what happened?
>>58794414
they are
youre just not invited to any of them
also aids
>>58794414
Your mom was getting too up there in years
>>58794276
YEEHAW
>>58794432
Mayors son lit a bunch of fires
>>58794452
>thinking anyone, especially the average american, cares about the debt
here he come
>>58794452
autism
>>58794537
Country might go bankrupt this year
>Thinking we care
Typical 'Murrica
http://thelawdictionary.org/article/what-would-happen-if-the-us-treasury-goes-bankrupt/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_debt_ceiling
this general is fucking terrible
>>58794596
yes it is
>>58794596
*unsheathes katana*
what is up with this centipede meme with Trump
I dont get it, I saw the music video but I still don't get it
>>58794605
hello r*ddit
>>58794596
Really can't argue with you there
>>58794566
whaddup
>>58792588
Rich people live on the lakes, everywhere else is shit. Its dope if your one of us.
>>58794576
Again, who cares
We never had any say in this anyways, might as well sweep up this corrupt trash when the country crumbles and rebuild everything from scratch
>>58794498
Those were different fires
@58794576
>article from three years ago
>>58794627
HE DID IT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
Chicanos
Talking to a girl online
I told her that I don't drink and she said
"It's awesome that I met a guy that's not drinking. lol"
I've been asking questions just to keep the conversation going and she said "You curiosity kills me! Lol (crying with laughter face)
I'm getting mixed signals wat do
>>58794712
should be put in concentration camps
>>58794718
Just ask her to clarify dumbo
>>58794718
FONT
>>58794596
>muh gimmicks muh lads
>>58794718
send her a ziploc bag of your boogers
Fine I'll admit it.
Yasuho is my waifu.
>>58794596
at least we're not at bad as /brit/
>>58794763
explain this meme
>>58794791
already did that.
Sent her recipe for a boogie smoothie
attached a note that read "I'd like to 'boogie' with you!"
>>58794826
>not lisa lisa
>>58792529
It's not gay as long as you don't kiss on the lips
>>58794873
oh damn
you boogie smoothied her already?
You are on a fast track to ass crack, my friend
>>58794856
fuck off newfag twinkie
>>58792529
c-could someone check under my bed for monsters
>>58794956
no go to sleep you Canadian faggot
>>58794956
Sure.
*checks under bed*
OHHH MY GOD....
.....
.....
.....
.....
I just found 10 bucks! Thanks anon.
>>58794956
*puts monster sunder the bed*
yep, all clear
![[Elysium]K-ON!!.EP02(BD.1080p.FLAC)[3C162847].mkv_snapshot_01.48_[2016.03.24_02.13.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u9FzVY8.jpg "[Elysium]K-ON!!.EP02(BD.1080p.FLAC)[3C162847].mkv_snapshot_01.48_[2016.03.24_02.13.20].jpg")
>>58794956
Good night, anon
>>58794985
>>58794988
>>58795006
>>58795027
thanks anons
>>58794956
If you let me check under your tail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_mWtlkRqhU
Why does Christopher walken seem so bro tier?
wish i wasn't nervous/extremely anxious when talking to girls who I think are cute. It really does kill me inside.
>>58795097
HI
>>58795132
hi.....................
>>58795097
Do some speed or something lol
![last-week-tonight_612x380_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yt3hhau.jpg "last-week-tonight_612x380_0[1].jpg")
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4e8_1462211652
>what healthcare will look like under a bernie presidency
>>58795097
talk to this baby for practice
>>58795089
>1:15
>"are you a man or a woman"
what the fuck
>>58795173
i want to fuck that fucking baby
>>58795184
kill yourself, my man
>>58795184
reported
>>58795163
>speed
how exactly will that help?
>>58795132
Are you a girl?
Hi.
>>58795184
thats against the law u kno
>>58795198
>>58795200
>>58795217
are you seriously saying you wouldn't fuck /cum/-chan?
why lie to yourselves?
>>58795211
Labrit, first to say good night, first to say good morning
>>58795223
but i am baby
>>58795223
no, you sick fuck
>>58795225
Ebin. How's it going?
>>58795232
Cranking out work for uni, so same as always
does /cum/ like thiqqe?
stop saying hi you fucking idiots
>>58795266
Neat, eating some breakfast atm. Tomorrkow is a holiday so u can finally sleep.
semester over is tomorrow
good night ok
>>58795287
hi
>>58795287
hi
>>58795287
stop cutting off heads you fucking idiot
>>58795307
/cum/ is no-bully zone
![tsa050216_harry061[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2cbDmFe.jpg "tsa050216_harry061[1].jpg")
:}
>>58795289
Tomorrow*
I*
Eating and typing is hard work
>>58795312
unless youre a loli
then its open season
>>58795284
More than most.
>>58795167
odds are he'd make no more progress than obama
>>58793268
>get census in mail
>go to fill it out
>"site down for maintenance"
Holy fuck, how incompetent can a government honestly be?
I'm thinking of moving to Minnesota. Should I go? If so, where? I'm tired of living in Chimpland
I started reading the Index LNs, familia. Currently on volume 7, they're pretty good.
>>58795289
It's a holiday for you guys? Over here a still have class tmrw
>>58793268
my city missed me at the door and sent my a paper to call someone
i'm not doing that
Que?
>>58795371
4th may, second decleration of independence.
>>58795357
I just got it today too
Just said fuck it i'll to it later
>>58795397
Well hopefully you guys dont need a third
>>58795412
More like Russia is going to need a first one
>>58795361
Minnesota is ours, brah
>>58795465
Latvia liberating Russia when?
>>58795471
just try and take it, leaf
>>58795471
"No."
We have rightful clay, but it doesn't include Minnesota.
>>58795485
Soon
>tfw can't afford food until I get paid this friday
Bills bills bills.
My 15 year-old brother, who's been suicidal recently, has told me before that I'm the only person he feels he can talk to about school, dark feelings, etc. so I try to keep in touch and visit him at our parents' house (about a two-hour drive) whenever I can. Usually no problem. Today though, he said that if he were feeling suicidal and he couldn't reach me, he might panic and kill himself. I work 30-40 hours a week and can't use my phone during work, which leaves a lot of potential for bad shit to happen
I know he likely just wants my attention but it still scares me. I guess I just can't see how I'd live with myself if my little brother actually killed himself, and all because I was afraid of getting caught texting at work or I was taking a nap. I've tried everything to get him to open up to others yet he still shuts himself off to everyone but me, the probably least qualified person on earth to deal with suicidal teenagers
Anyway sorry for the blog /cum/ but I'm losing a fair amount of sleep over this shit
>2016
>live in a house made of plywood and cardboard
>>58795636
u kno it xddd
>>58795604
Is he clinically depressed ? If so meds do exist. Not that a 15 year old should really be on anti-depressants...
>>58792720
shit taste buy a real car that doesnt look like a plastic toy
>>58795506
Your country has no claims to either Alaska nor Maine, stop pretending you do
>>58795636
>coming to /cum/ to banter
how boring is your life? just make a new thread like the obsessive faggot you are
>>58795636
>living in commieblocks
>>58795518
>>58795692
He was on a few different SSRIs last year but he said they just made him feel sedated. And yeah, he's been diagnosed with major depression and bipolar disorder
>>58792529
AND HIS NAME IS JESUS
JESUS CHRIST
CAN I GET AN AMEN?
There's literally NOTHING wrong with watching porn and masturbating. Nofap is just a meme.
>>58795780
>he disregards greatest ally
Do people actually live in Idaho?
>>58795812
well if its gay porn then there's a problem
I unironically like Death Grips and am enjoying Bottomless Pit.
>>58795818
Idiot, if America fights Russia we're all dead or living in a fallout world.
>>58795821
Yes you idiot
>>58795821
the only person i ever saw in idaho was a cashier at a gas station but i'm pretty sure he was a drug addict
>>58795821
No, it'll all just clever smoke and mirrors
The people you see in Idaho are actually reflections of people living the States that border Idaho.
>>58795837
as am I
don't let the memes change your music taste, anon
>>58795837
Jenny Death was their only good album
>>58795840
>he doesnt want to participate in the sacking of Moscow
>>58795785
Hmm doesn't sound like any easy solution. Sorry anon I'd be worried sick. Honestly don't know what I'd do without my big brothers. Just do your best to be there when ya can.
>>58795821
I met a girl from Idaho at a bar in Austria once
I was piss drunk and made lots of potato jokes
>>58795936
>oh god he wouldn't stop making dumb potato jokes
>>58795962
Better than "Idaho? You da ho!"
>>58795812
the only good thing that can possibly come out of nofap is the realization that one lacks impulse control in general
obviously this is good but there are other, more useful areas of life in which one can build self-discipline without subscribing to the pseudo-scientific gobbledygook that is nofap
>>58795936
>British 'banter'
>>58796047
Yeah, it's always weird to see people listing off all the things that doing nofap has "allowed" them to do.
Well lads, I've finally enough time this finals week to finally relax and get really high for once. The flipside is that I am now convinced the Chinese exchange students on my floor are goddamn communist agents sent to put fluoride into our fucking water systems. Went to use a drinking fountain and I could see one of those slanty-eye fucks eyeing me from across the hall. /int/, am I being stalked by Chicom spies?
>2016
>live in a house that has a life of 20 years
>pay mortgage payments 20 years
>>58795759
Better than capitalistblocks (to be honest).
>>58796128
>life of 20 years
what kind of shithole shack are you living in
>>58796120
>I am now convinced the Chinese exchange students on my floor are goddamn communist agents sent to put fluoride into our fucking water systems.
You literally just now figured that out?
All they do is smoke, lurk in the bathrooms, and dick around skyping their 'parents'
>>58796144
>"buy" a house
>never replace the shingles
>never change the windows
>never replace the carpets/floors
>never renovate anything
>just leave everything the same forever
Ayy.
>>58796128
my house is 80 years old
>>58781965
redpill me on /int/ baby
>>58796155
Sweet fucking christ on a stick, you're right. Fucking ching chong across the hall is a fucking spy. Did they bug my room? Fuck, are they monitoring my machine? Goddamn chicoms.
>mfw I realized 1/3 potatoes in the US come from Idaho
What the fuck Idaho? Get a fucking life.
>>58796155
>>58796181
Still better than Koreans tbqh.
>mfw a pack of the chirpy fucks is in the library
>"buy" a house
>fined for the tall grass on the lawn
>fined for tiling different shade
>fined for sparse grass on the lawn
>inside "walls" mice settlement
>>58796241
>fined
Only in shithole socialist states like California or New York
>>58796255
>only in states where half the country lives
>ywn live in San Francisco
>>58796235
I'm at a uni in the middle of bumfuck Indiana (Ball State to be precise). I havent seen any Koreans around, just Chinese for the most part with the occasional Japanese mixed in. I can tell the Chinks apart by their speech, sounds like their shouting all the damn time. What makes Koreans distinctive in their speech?
>>58796297
more like 13%
>canadian education
>wii u exploit is out
finally a use for this brick
>>58796241
>be a Russian
>sanctions for Crimea
>sanctions for Ossetia
>sanctions for Malaysia Airlines
>sanctions for poisoning people with polonium
>>58796308
>rent and cost of living skyrocketing and there is nothing we can do about it
Rate my new piece lads
This one's drop proof
Also it has no carb
Currently busy transferring the power from my old pipe to this new one
>>58796297
That doesn't make those states any less shitholes.
>>58796308
Nigga you ain't seen the traffic there.
>>58796308
and i think christ every day
>>58796320
>not playing star fox U
>>58796332
looks disgusting
so glad i stopped smoking weed, what a gross lifestyle that was
>>58796174
Kommiblok?
>>58796314
Actually closer to ~18%, but okay.
My math was off, but still. If two states have almost 1/5 of your population...that's still a pretty reasonable chunk of area to be fined for having your grass too long.
>>58796354
>sixty united states dollars for a 4 hour baby game
i'll give it a pirate tho
