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Come and see what happens here
Only sea edition
Man I feel like cumming right now.
So...cum and see I guess
I could use some hot cum on my ass desu
Mexico is relevant
>>58790282
My love for you is even more relevant <3
Broship edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L99a5WauX3Q
I wonder if the fucker is STILL in debt from that huge amount of cash.
Probably so.
>>58790275
I don't mind providing some for you, hot, sticky and thick.
In your mouth, in your ass and on your flat chest my cute little trap :3
Is it dangerous to have a baby in your 40s?
Pinay sluts were made for Mexican cum
>>58790282
This
hi
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE FAST OP
>over 70 replies too early
>combining generals
piss off
FUCK OFF
Butt off
>tfw average sized penis
>tfw big sized penis
>>58790757
Black mexican man pls go
>tfw non-Mexican penis
>>58790357
yes
Are you a girl?
If you have my babies, they're safe
> tfw post workout
>>58790811
>>58790794
Giv dat indo boipucc
Does your country have a lot of people for or against gun rights?
>>58790794
I'll protect you :3
>>58790794
I have guns to protect you with, though
>>58790811
MAGA and DU30
gonna win elections, cucks will get BTFO
Tbh I might just shows movies tomorrow
>>58785316
Please
>>58791020
I was just about to ask about that thread
Ask a Georgian anything
>>58790356
i w-want some too O//O
>>58790894
A lot folks here have guns, and some know how to make hand guns.
But yeah there are SJW and cucks out there who hates guns
>>58791052
Do you like Coke or Pepsi?
Where should my next Sex Tour be? It will be in July, 2016.
>>58791106
Hate them both.
Coffee too
The only things I drink are milk, black tea, and water, with emphasis on black tea
>>58791139
r u gril?
come and tour with me ;)
>>58791069
Are you cute?
>>58791208
>;)
:^|
>>58791180
Oh
Do you like South Dakota? :3
>>58791139
Malaysia truly Asia™
>>58791139
>sex tour
Made some cookies
>>58791337
your thumb is the size of a big toe
>>58791337
Fucking nice
has anyone ever had experiences with less-than-lethal/non-lethal ammo-loaded guns?
I bet it would be really painful (beanbag shells) or just permanently damage your eyes (pepper guns)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L99a5WauX3Q
>>58791337
*eats all the cookies*
>>58791445
I've been electicuted
>>58791445
>I bet it would be really painful
>>58791501
For you
>>58791337
Is your thumb a penis?
tfw no qt weeb chink cosplaying gf
>>58791563
Looks underage as fuck.
>>58791607
That's the point.
>>58791337
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY FATASS CAT TOOK A COOKIE WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING
>>58790204
I hope this won't be as bad as /aus/+/asean/
>bule
>>58790894
People here are too poor to buy guns anyway.
Speaking of which, seems like there's gonna be another riot in Indo. Is S'pore still open? Might have to really flee there for good.
>>58791671
Hey baby,
let me colonize your butt womb.
>>58791671
Probably no- >>58791700
Okay maybe
>>58791700
You can colonize mine :)
>>58791563
I had one
They're usually crazy attention whores
>>58791732
Only if you're a brown manbroad. I only put my white in mudskins.
>>58791789
I'm a sea trap, I hope that is ok :3
>>58790894
quality banter
>Only one Canadian post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g
>>58791832
with pleasure, weeb trash
*unzips dick*
>>58791852
chinks aren't allowed in /asean/ threads.
Sorry, steven
i'm infinite
>Cum on aseans.
>>58791881
I'm whittu piggu
>>58791847
What did I miss? Where are the other leafs?
>>58791919
*cums on u*
Now you're even whiter
Anybody seen my bf ?
>>58791777
How bad was it?
>>58792010
>>58791905
Dicks are gross, mane. That's why yuri is the purest love.
>Dicks are gross
>>58792114
Is that you John Ridsdel? I-i m scared.
You guys are cool
fucking SHIT thread
VERY bad
>>58792269
>Pokemon poster in the background
The jokes just write themselves.
y'all ain't zilch
delete this pointless thread and come here >>58792407
I've got finals next week
Lucky as fuck flips are already on vacation
>>58792157
>tfw my city looked better in the 20's
what happens here?
>>58792853
>Latin American
>Just 1%
>>58792890
CH*
CHI
https://youtu.be/XF2BpjAwf6w
>>58790204
polly wants a cracker
Post babi
Haha just took a selfie.
Rate me
>>58793273
I would /cum/ on u
>>58793361
ur the only 10 I c
>>58793376
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you're the only ten I see wew haha lol lel kek
>>58792838
typhoons and shit
Talking to a girl online
I told her that I don't drink and she said
"It's awesome that I met a guy that's not drinking. lol"
I've been asking questions just to keep the conversation going and she said "You curiosity kills me! Lol (crying with laughter face)
I'm getting mixed signals wat do
>>58793648
Ask her if she's a cat
>>58793648
Mail her a vial of your ball sweat
Be sure to include a pub or two
abandon thread,
the amount of sex tourists is too damn high.jpg
> just now starting homework
Maybe combining threads wasn't such a good idea
/cum/?
More like
/cancer/
>>58793903
i didn't even realized it said /asean/
i just see the link for the new thread and instanly click it
yeah i've been fooled may times
>>8503085
>>58790706
why remind me
>>58790706
>tfw above average sized benis
>>58793648
I just can't tell what she means whatwith all the smilies and whatnot
>>58794086
what was it
fuck you guys!
>>58794876
kinky ;)
>>58790894
>tfw no gun to my gunrights.
>>58794881
it's just that you'll never understand how i feel
>>58795012
i feel what you fell inside
and you can feel what's inside my pants for you ;)
Daily reminder
Hi /cum/, do I look native in your country?
goodnight you abhorrent pieces of shit
>>58795711
goodnight and good luck
Ah, weed. We all have to smoke weed at least once in our lifetime. Why? Because, it's just so damn good. From the next sentence onwards, I will refer to weed as cannabis for the purpose of using its proper scientific name.
I was once a cigarette smoker and an alcoholic. I used to spend my leisure time clubbing at the Fort, and other activities that typical college students do. During this phase, I was an occasional smoker of cannabis. You know, just for recreational purposes. But then 3 years later, I finally got to quit smoking cigarettes. I even got to avoid drinking alcohol when going out with friends. I strictly limited myself to just smoking cannabis.
Now, why? To me, the effects of cannabis relax me. It allows me to be in a state of higher understanding with myself, and basically just enjoy life. Of course, I know when and when not to smoke. Whenever there's something that needs to be done, I finish them first before smoking up. That's just how the way things are if you want to be a responsible "addict". You should know prioritize your responsibilities first before getting high. Some people just don't know how to handle their time.
I'm a graduating college student in a popular university. I am aware that cannabis is an illegal drug in the Philippines. I am very certain that cannabis will be the least of the government's concern to be legalized. Despite its magnificent therapeutic effects (cures migraines, certain ailments, good replacement for chemo, etc.), the reason why the government will never approve cannabis here is more inclined towards its business side. It's obvious that the only thing the government cares about is business. Everything that's good for business should be secured. Cigarette companies are good examples of businesses that may or may not be owned by some government officials. Correct me if I'm wrong since this is just a hunch. I know that most government officials own business establishments that are widely known in the country.
Another reason I can think of is, obviously, drug abuse. The Philippines is an oppressed country. We cannot do anything about it. It's our curse. Despite x years of improvement, the only proper way for change is through having a militant government. I can ramble on with my opinions regarding this matter, but for the benefit of this post, I will end with that. Anyway, since we are a third world country, that just means that we have a lot of poor citizens. These poor citizens are obviously uneducated. These guys don't have any knowledge on anything, from basic etiquette to even having good manners. I'm not in any way insulting them, but just further stating a remark based on what I know. These uneducated individuals, if given the chance of legalizing, will abuse cannabis. They do not have any other activities to prioritize since they are too poor to do anything.
I know that the legalization of cannabis in the States is only for its therapeutic causes, and not for recreation. Just want to let you all know I suffer from severe migraines every now and then. Taking too much paracetamol is bad for the liver, so I resort to smoking cannabis instead.
>>58796998
>>58797021
>spam
>>58797095
What? I dont understand
>>58794992
Your workplace?
>>58797112
You never smoked weed?
>none of my get rich quick schemes working
>have only made 40k in 3 months
>cant finish 4th year classes
RCMP lowered their standards to 2 year degrees from 4. Think I'm going to apply.
>>58797144
yes
>>58797163
DUDE
>>58790894
They don't give a shit so the government gets to do any restrictions they want on them.
Fun fact, only our countries and Guatemala guarantee citizens a constitutional right to bear arms.
>>58791139
Have you done the Thailand and Philippines tours?
If so then Colombia.
>>58792838
Beautiful beaches. No one can own a land there, so no resorts to pollute the sea. It's government property, but you can camp there freely.
>>58793622
>>58797301
Thanks!
>america and malaysia flag in one thread
>>58797519
Posting from Malaysia RIGHT NOW
>>58797519
>canada and indonesia flag in one thread
>england and philipine flag in one thread
It just smells of trouble
Can't sleep, what to do
>>58797637
Drink some alcohol until you're drunk.
>>58797637
close eyes
think of being cute
>>58797758
Would probably pee myself in my sleep
>>58797786
Will probably do this, thanks friend i will imagine myself as a lesbian that molests every girl she finds into submission
>>58797637
Listen to some music
>>58797880
Didn't work, now i have a boner
Hey mexico remember me?
Its your brother Philippines
We are currently trying to fix our drugs problem that we inherited from Papa Espana
Dude wish you well in that problem
Plus BUILD WALL
Sincerely,
Philip's "BEST COLONY" Penis
What the fuck
Did /asean/ just merge with /cum/?
Is this permanent or just some elaborate ruse?
>>58800526
I hope its permanent
TRUMPosting + DUTDUTposting would be GOAT
>>58800597
>TRUMPosting + DUTDUTposting
>BERNshitting + MARshitting
>>58800526
I hope it's permanent
wew lad ded tred
Is /me/ invited itt
>>58800526
We just here to visit Brother Mexico.
Good morning friends
>>58801954
its 6:40-3:40 am on a tuesday
>>58801957
I suppose so but most americans arnt too fond of muslims
good morning asean friends
>>58803785
>morning
It's literally night here (18:50)
Though it's morning in your country so we're kind of even.
>>58804069
personally I think its neat how you are exactly 12 hours ahead of me since I live on the east coast
>>58804069
>>58804179
It's really easy to know the time over there because of this; it's great
sup /asean/
>>58804759
faggot
>>58804809
spotted the fag
>>58804845
>>58804809
You two should go make love, fags
The fuck nobody told me we were asian now
>copying /balt/ + /ausnz/ so hard
losers
>>58805009
Welcome, brother
Not sure if I like the fact that I don't even know what countries are supposed to post here anymore
what exactly is /asean/?
>>58804962
But were actually related in some way
>Separated only by the Pacific Ocean
>True Allies maybe except for Malaysia since they fund terrorists
>USA conquered us and sadly we didn't become state no 50
>Mexico is our big brother
>>58805117
Seriously. The Philippines are unironically our best ex-colony
They love America and they've got a good location
Annexation and statehood when?
>>58805055
its a political and economic organization of 10 south east asia nations
Only the Philippines, Malaysia, and Indonesia post on 4chan a lot though
>>58805248
do they like video games though
>>58805289
>Brunei
>Electricity
maybe
>>58805180
When Duterte loses the presidential election so he doesn't get to ut ties with the US.
Basically never because he's the Donald Trump of the Philippines.
>>58805324
ehhhh I don't know about this, if they aren't like the other asians and all about video games I don't know if I can get on board with this thread
>>58805358
rip
>>58805383
I'm not sure I can't get on board with you ;)
>>58805421
Are you flirting with me
>>58805289
I fucking love video games, man.
>>58805563
But are you a chuckster?
>>58805548
u wan sum fuk bby i love you long time
>>58805563
You know I'm not a fan of most of those games but enemy unknown is an all time favorite so you're a good poster
I welcome our new islander comrades
>>58805180
>Liberia turns into a hellhole because niggers
>Island states cant do shit besides coconuts
>While we have a good track record by the 20th century being one relevant economy in Asia until Marcos' cronies stabbed him in the back (Cojuanco)
>Were the only ones to see that China is a legit threat
yup best ex colony
>>58805663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnfSoaJxe3Y
Video games are for manchildren who live in their basement.
Eroge is for true gentlemen who have a decent job.
>>58805563
9/9
top lad
>>58805934
Decent jobs are for slaves
Shitty jobs with few hours are for true gentlemen who regularly improve themselves.
How often does Papua New Guinea post in these threads?
>>58806177
Never lad theyre subhuman monkeys
Czech Republic btw
>>58805751
I hope dutdut wins so every non commie impeachs him and Marcos comes back
It will happen America
We will go back
Just wait
>>58806297
Did Marcos want to join the US?
>>58806177
>PNG
>have internet
>>58806402
Marcos is pro US
although he hates Trump
maybe he will do a crispy creme and like him out of spite
>>58806601
He might be pro-US, but does he want to JOIN the US?
>>58805934
>implying they're not the same thing
It's just that one is general autism while the other is the weaboo kind of autism.
Learn the difference.
This thread's actually starting to go pretty well.
I think I'll make another one when this one dies.
Already have the edition planned out and everything.
>>58807054
>>58807054
>trying to argue autism on autismcentral.net
I was only 19 years old
I loved Mar so much, I had all the merchandise and promotional videos
I pray to Mar every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
"Mar is love" I say; “Mar is life”
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Mar
I call him a Dutertard
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I’m crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it’s really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It’s Mar
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear “Ituloy ang tuwid na daan.”
He grabs me with his powerful yellow hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I’m ready
I spread my 4Ps for Mar
He penetrates my 4Ps
It hurts so much but I do it for Mar
I can feel my 4Ps tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Mar
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my 4Ps with his love
My dad walks in
Mar looks him straight in the eyes and says “Oras na, Roxas na.”
Mar leaves through my window
Mar is love. Mar is life.
>>58807860
Need pokpok pakantot
>>58807860
low energy meme
>>58807716
>gf
sex before marriage is a sin, my compatriote
>>58807127
I just hope it wont be that heretic /ausean/.
I don't even want to remember those days anymore.
>>58807940
What do you expect from someone who eats on a mug, and drinks on a plate?
>>58808007
it wont be like that*
>>58807968
I said wank not sex.
I never had sex before ;)
>>58808015
w-what
>>58808007
Hopefully not, but we'll see.
The goal is to allow people to actually learn more about each-other's cultures, in the true spirit of /int/, while also shrinking the number of generals on the board.
If it doesn't work out we can always go back to the way things were
>>58808084
One of the presidential candidates, Mar Roxas, eats on a mug, and drinks on a plate to show that he is pro poor.
>didn't check my email this morning and came to class
>it's cancelled and I got up for nothing
>>58808226
wew
That makes no sense
>>58808276
>have two days of classes left including today
>going to be volunteering at the local VA during the summer
feels good being a true American
The rules are the rules, Dahnold. Now hand over the delegates
How do get asean gf?
>>58808559
>canada
not surprising
>>58808577
epic bantz bro
what happens here? i don't see /cum/ and /asean/ mixing together, it's like trying to mix Milk and Oil
>>58808577
Listen, where I live the white girls are the undesirable kind. and I'm not attracted to brown or black girls, so all that's left is asians.
>>58808635
It's not as odd as one might think
We've all got Pacific coasts
The Philippines were an American colony
The US has territories in the Pacific near Asea
Canada's got a mongol population and Mexicans are all part native, making them part Mongoloid too
So we've got some racial homogeneity
Plus, all the differences should hopefully keep conversation interesting.
It's about as likely a combination as /bantz/
>>58808635
Anime unites us, Blake.
>>58807903
I don't really agree that we're an echo chamber, you get all sorts on this website and nobody is forced to leave because of their beliefs. The amount of people on /pol/ who were ironically pretending to be evangelicals and nazis, however, has brought in tons of shitheads who post and reply to nothing but b8 and "chain email sent to you by your grandpa"-tier clickbait and actually unironically think the Jews are trying to turn their children gay. All the good /pol/ posters have since migrated back to /int/ where they were before the board was created anyway or become /his/torians.
Bontot united with kontol desu
>>58808559
Be a charismatic mat saleh
Sure ASEAN woman come no problem choi
>>58808897
what was the point of linking that here
America? More like shiterica ahahaa
>>58808970
so I could reply to it in the actual thread we're using?
>>58808897
>/his/terical overthing think they're good board
HAH
/his/ is run by leldit-tier mods and users. It's shit place and you should be ashamed for browsing that. It would be better if /int/ colonized that place not /lit/ and leldit.
>talking with qt flip girl online
>she mentions she's unemployed
She's going to try to scam me isn't she
please no ;_;
>>58809012
Nevermind. I didn't see it there in the last thread
whoops
If only Mar hired competent PR guys, he wouldn't have image issues.
That 'masa' image he's doing since 2008 doesn't mesh with his elite background. He's part of the Roxas(obviously) and Araneta families, is related to the Ayalas, and has an undergraduate degree from Wharton. If only he just didn't dabble on the pretentiousness that he was doing, he would've been decent.
I don't dislike him because he's part of the elite. I dislike him because he's forcing to be the masa when in fact he's not, and his overeagerness to be Top Dog in the country. It was his legacy to be the president since his granpappy was one? Don't know about that. That eagerness costed him the VP seat.
>>58809017
>Christian threads, CSAboos, and unironic monarchists
>leddit
We're over-moderated but there's a reason why that's the case, and that is /pol/ trying to turn it into the Hitler board and /int/ using it to spout irrelevant memes about other countries. /lit/ and their pseudo-intellectual marxist garbage consistently gets BTFO
It's become a lot better since it was started.
>>58809189
Too bad his PR's are bunch of shills spreading black propaganda against other candidates
>>58809216
Is that so? I was at that place when /lit/ dominated there.
>>58805663
It was our golden age ;^}
>>58806673
Kek no. He does want your military aid tho
>filling out the census
>question asks me if I have any mental health conditions
>tfw don't know how to answer
>>58809306
they've mostly fucked off
it was my first experience with people from that board, and they're completely unbearable.
Amerika kontol
>>58809216
>It's become a lot better since it was started.
Shit I would hope so. I lurked there for about a month after it was made and you kids were obnoxious.
Yeah, other boards were obviously there but you all got butthurt in the extreme and often at ghosts.
:3
>>58809309
>>58806601
Still haven't answered the question.
Does Marcos just want to improve relations with the US, or does he want to JOIN the US?
>>58809300
Yes if course they are
>>58809351
>>58809399
Nevermind. Thanks for the answer.
>>58809399
He's a nationalist borderline commie so no.
Again he love the military aid tho
>>58809456
Fug
I just want our only good colony back
Please, world. We'll trade Puerto Rico for the Philippines
>>58809403
oh my god, what did the Americans do to your language??
>>58809456
More like a fascist.
>>58809370
And mod there supported /lit/ a lot.
Really, that was completely shit fest, I quit /his/ after 3 days browsing it.
>be flip
>move to a new US state and neighborhood
>make friends with the local whities and spics
>dad meets a buncha creepy old single white men living alone
>dad introduces one white lets call him andy dude to some flip girl on facebook 12 years younger than him not just 2 months ago
>Andy about to fly there this Fall to "Marry" her
>mfw Andy doesn't have a stable job
>mfw Andy living off Wallmart pension from when he was 20-30
>mfw Andy house looks like half dump
Andy is chill tho. Just wtf, are these flip girls standards low or what. I had to go on /fit/ just to get my dick wet with other Asian expats or white girls.
>>58809456
Only stupid people believe he's a commie though
>>58809527
They're just desperate to get out of the Philippines.
No love, just usury
>>58809370
/lit/ is pseudo-intellectuals: the 4chan board
You can spout any single sentence nonsense you want and you'll get full paragraphs back
Tell them that Nietzsche and Evola were two of the greatest thinkers in recent history and you're guaranteed a 300+ reply thread
>>58801957
No, but it's not like we can stop you from posting
>>58805324
Brunei has a rick economy
>>58809550
He's an oligarchy
Hawaiians probably get to see their golden statutes
>>58809527
The girl is catfished by Andy.
>>58809653
Trillanes is this you?
