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Civil war in New York Edition

>Muslims attack historical Christian church and set it ablaze
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/05/01/nyc-church-fire/
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/8535
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cara
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good post
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its New York, im sure they deserved it
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>>58744560
>lebs chimping out

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
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>>58744568
now i want a brit gf lads
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You should have named it:
>/brit/
>objectively worse than America edition
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>>58744601
>aussie memes
nah
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Christian lebs are actually some of the friendliest, well integrated communities they are
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>>58744629
God what is your fucking problem?
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>>58744629
it's as if Riley never left
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>lebs
literally only a relevant or notable community in australia btw
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>>58744569
>>58744579
>>58744594
>>58744601
>>58744617
>>58744629
>>58744635
>>58744640
>>58744654
>9 JFs in a row

why is this allowed
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RACE WAR NOW
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>>58744617
Too bad, they all hate you like they hate the Devil himself.
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>>58744685
we're all watching GoT desu
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>>58744560
It's a little soon to start blaming people, is the fire even out yet? What proof do you have that a Muslim did this?

Could have been anyone. Could have been no one. What if it was electrical? Do you think an old ass building like that conforms to modern electrical code?
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QUT
U
T
2017
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it was all a lie

i actually really like australians :)
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>>58744560
nice move mudslims
mexilards are chimping out also...
It's so nice they are getting trump voters, cant wait for the memes to hit the fan.
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The population of Iceland is only around 300,000.

How many of us would it take to make me King of Iceland, lads?

30,000? We can handle 10 cucks each, right?
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They bringing John Sno back to life nao
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>>58744685
may day bank holiday tomorrow so all the cool kids (apart from me) are out getting bladdered
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>>58744684
Umm pretty sure they would be a notable community in Lebanon, hun x
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>>58744691
women have no loyalty to their country my man
tis a sad truth but truth it is nevertheless
that they treasure cocks more than family, honor and the verdant tit of the soil that saw them born
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18th for best girl
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>>58744560

They didn't waste any time.
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*gasps*
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wag1 lads just got in, what did I miss
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>>58744522
you can get sleep apnoea due to nasal obstruction, large tonsils and a poor gap between your tongue base and epiglottis. CPAP company sleep physicians will recommend CPAP because that's how they earn their money.

if you aren't a fatty, i'd consider going to see an ENT surgeon or otolaryngologist or whatever you call them in the states regarding your sleep apnoea after the sleep study and see what they say. if they can't help you, then you'll end up exactly where you are now but if you can, you might avoid a machine on your face for the next 60 years.
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>>58744796
60 minutes of your life watching bullshit that you can never get back

brb just gonna watch silicon valley
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The witch is bringing him back to life.

Come on Jon Sno, live.
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>>58744824
silicon valley is back out?
fuckin noice
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>>58744793
Go back to bed Jon
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>>58744776

She used to have a bit of an Anne Frank look,


JOHN SNOW IS ALIVE!!!!!
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Our group just got our first match
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>>58744826
no more posts like this if you would lad or ill have to leave
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>watching Got

Sign of a bore.
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>>58744769
I'm a girl, I love my country and I hate that my friends were raped by Muslims.

Please don't push women to leftism with your sexist shitposting.
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>>58744844
yeah s3 e2 on hbo for next half hour, first episodes avail already
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Why is this country so fucking expensive? The average house costs an amount of money that most people would spend decades paying off. Cars cost far more than their equivalents on the continent. It's no wonder cheapo places like Aldi and Lidl are doing a brisk trade these days, people scrape everything together just to be able to pay their ridiculous rentbe able to pay their ridiculous rent
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How to Cook (for) (for)(ty) Humans
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>>58744861
are you all in the convo or are you just deciding what to say on a fb message and then saying it
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>show about wizards and dragons in some pornographic medieval fantasy world
ah yes, very relatable for an adult in 2016
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>>58744769
I don't know about that. The only bird I know openly states that she hates Americans.
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>>58744901
Just winging it
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>>58744877
so, how shit is your life then?

only ask because of the time and 4chan etc
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>>58744899
Oh relax kids, I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere hahahahaha, after all isn't there a little Uter in all of us? hahahaha... hahaha, in fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs... right now! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Wait, scratch that one.
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>>58744877
women push themselves to leftism and feminism because they are fucking stupid
and my sexism stems from that utter idiocy
show girlcock btw
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BACK FROM THE DEAD!

NOW FOR BEST GIRL> SHIREEN < BEST GIRL
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>>58744857
huh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpnIrE7_1YA
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>>58744861
Ah yes, letting my friends watch me get rejected, most impressive
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>Anzu will never take a box cutter and slice your little boybag open so she can fish out your testicles and tug on them and squeeze them with her tiny little hands before sucking one into her mouth, smiling at you, then crunching it between her molars till it bursts open into juice in her mouth and you vomit in pain down onto her face, making her giggle with delight and clap her hands, then move over to your other little ball and drive her fingernail of her thumb into it until you shriek and pass out while she sucks its juice
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>>58744931
Put your dick back in your pants, sexist
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>>58744919
The Knights watch on the wall is very relevant to todays politics.
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what can i buy at a corner shop for 3 and a half dollarydoos (about 2 pounds)?
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>>58744971
just interesting to know a little about a female 4chan user purely because they seem so rare desu
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>>58744986
breaka
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>>58744986
A sausage roll.
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>>58744560
>Muslims attack historical Christian church and set it ablaze

why doe
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>>58744943
Nevermore

Why you little!
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>>58744991
It's obvious you fucking troglodyte
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>>58744986
a piss bottle and some half eaten snicker bar
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>>58745011
they thought it was a synagogue

they're American muslims after all
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>>58745000
The thing is, they aren't rare. Every picture, vocaroo and Culture Palls thread is full of them.
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>>58744986
Those long thin tubes of sherbet
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>>58745010
fuck off murderer
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and i can call you betty, and betty when you call me you call me al
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>>58745047
oh but of course
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>>58745012
man, that is FLAGRANT false advertising!
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>>58745070
how about i call you batty you little fuckin bender lmao...
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>>58745049
I always imagined us at like 90% male, its just females are *more* likely to do attention seeking things like vocaroo and post pics, especially those that are attracted to 4chan for whatever reason (in my opinion)
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>>58745145
They are, the only reason women come to 4chan is because they aren't attractive but want attention so cocktease a bunch of losers online.
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Talking to a pretty girl
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aye doe aye doe aye doe aye doe aye doe aye doe bite dat
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how do lesbians have sex lads?
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posting from school :DDDD
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de do doe dont dey do

yanks: translate
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>tfw it's a bank holiday
feels good mang
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Lads I want to drink some more codeine syrup with promethazine but I keep getting nightmares when I do
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I don't really read any posts unless they're replying to my own 2bh
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>>58744560
>>>/ck/7629861

I realised /ck/ is too white. Let's enrich that board with our multiculture, anon sempais!
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mateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee got was mental ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus get me faaaaaaaaaaaaaakin ell lol got to be up early tomorrow but hmmmmmmmmmmm LOL HMMMMMM NAH FUCKIT LOL
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>>58744877

L O N D O N
O N D O N L
N D O N L O
D O N L O N
O N L O N D
N L O N D O
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>>58745285
spoil it for me pls
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>>58745220
scissors
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>>58745285
*finger hovers over report button*
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>>58745192
We know that one of the yank flags is a girl, she used to vocaroo for us. The Aussie made her sing a song about pooing.
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>>58745305
hop in the secret 'tube so i dont spoil everyone else
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*finger hovers over the ban all yanks from /brit/ button*
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>>58745284
I hate that board so fucking much.

It has the worst mods out of any board.
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>>58745244
They do though don't they though
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>Leaving the EU would endanger the Earth, says put-aside-the-rhetoric man.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3568772/Leaving-EU-endanger-Earth-says-Miliband-Former-Labour-leader-issues-extraordinary-warning-global-habitat-suffer-Britain-leaves.html

>Dianne 'white people love playing divide and rule' Abbot says, 'it's a smear to say Labour has problem with anti-semitism'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03srxtz

>Douglas Murray - Mass Migration Irreversibly Changing Europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Auo6rn82dg
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*puts anime in bin*
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>>58745383
*removes anime from bin*
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>>58744560
>Serbian Cathedral of Saint Sava

Its Orthodox Easter too
was it confirmed Muslims or is that just /pol/ wank?
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>>58745299
I'm sorry but you can't have her. She claimed to be a patriot so no burger penis allowed.
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*puts anime back in bin, along with yank*
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>>58745348
*bangs on my chest* DO ITTT
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>puts australia in shredder*
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>>58745376
/brit/ hasn't been the same since rhetoric man left.
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La da da da da it's the motherfuckin D-o-double-g
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>>58744654
True here too.
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>>58745376
I wonder who could be behind this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8
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>>58745376
>Anonymous - Gas the kikes, race war now
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>>58744654
cute as fuck leb christian at my uni desu
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RING RING RING RING RING RING
BANANA PHONE
BOP BOP BA DOP A DOP
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>>58745433
he's better meme material than farage
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>>58745348

*telepromts behind you*
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>>58745451
is this the new generation's dad jokes
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reddit is really good
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pathetic lot
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Tell me I'm cute /brit/
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hey ayayayay smoke weed every day
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>58745391
>58745428
>58745482
ah yes, like mere common household rats you fell for my trap.

*flees with the (You)s*
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>>58745482
*easily disarms the yank who can't fight to save his life without his precious guns*

It's very personal kid, you stole our clay.
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haha look at this post lads:

Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.

Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -

Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant


Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
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>>58745527
wait take mine too! please i love you
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what the fuck is wrong with Russians
https://youtu.be/a0Ca0j4grQs
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I'm not nodding, it's the air conditioning
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>>58745519
Is that a Glock in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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H E L I V E S
E

L
I
V
E
S
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>>58745519
im going to shove that gun up your ass
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There is no greater joy in life than getting stoned and watching moe anime
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Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny
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>>58745585
*nods respectfully towards you*
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@No.58745527

THAT CHEEKY ROO FUCKER STOLE OUR (You)S
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>>58745615
fuck off Milo
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>>58745563
>Gayme of Drones

*puts you in the compactor and closes the lid*
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>>58745615
get some new material
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>>58745621
Stand aside from m'lady.
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yeeeee ye ye yeeeee
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Want to drink today but I drink everyday
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I swear we live in the age of pure narcissism. Every where you go you see people photographing themselves to have something to impress people with on Facebook or Instagram. People's first reactions on experiencing something amazing are not to step back and think about what it means but to scream it to the world for likes. It's sickening
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>>58745638
nah thats harsh
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>>58745634
Milo isn't a seppo, you fucking leaf.
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>>58745653
she's mine bitch
*beats chest*
*charges*
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>>58745667
*likes*
*retweets*
*upvotes*
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>>58745667
Just going through Instagram weirds me
out. People are so vain it's disgusting
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>>58745615
get some new material
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>>58745663
Good a reason as any.
Better get to your nearest federal beer agency before they close.
>>
not a great episode
not liking the irrelevance of erlich 2bh
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Ahhhh yes
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>>58745638
Droid please!
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need a girl to kiss
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>>58744560
Bullshit

I haven't heard about this

When was this?
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>>58745702
*unsheaths katana*
*smirks*
Welcome to painsville scrub
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>>58744684
Jews
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>>58745727
no I went yesterday and put in the order for my ration of The Beer and The Cider
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Just woke up and I'm fucking hungry, there's there's literally no food in the house, and nothing opens until 7am because it was fucking cunting Sunday yesterday. Fuck sake!
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>>58745742
Aw cute tummy
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>>58745750
It's because Riley insulted the islamic caliphate of Great Britain.
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>>58745767
bank holiday monday haha
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gf just sent me this
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>>58745767
>tfw got a big thing of Pad-thai that I ordered but never ate
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>>58745694
He spends time in Yankistan you fucking stupid idiot
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>>58745742
she looks like gadget the maus
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>>58745767
calm down lad hah
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Some of you guys are alright, don't go to work tomorrow
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>>58745755
*stops you right there*
The line is, "nothing personal, kid"
There is no room for "riffing" in this scene, reginald
Once more from the top.
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>>58745812
repost
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>>58745810
wish nightlife culture would die out forever
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>>58745791
oh shit this too, so sunday opening times, means I am fucked until 9! FUCK SAAAAAAAAKE! I'm wasting away here!
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>>58745835
eurgh, hope the tummy feeling isn't bad

i'd just sleep again if i were u
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>>58745825
thanks senpai
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>>58745833
wish yanks posting in MY /brit/ will die out forever
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>>58745828
>>58745755
>>58745702
on some obscure, austitic internet forum or chat room, there are spergs unironically doing this right now
disgusting if im quite honest
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listening to 1950s exotica and playing EU4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAUuUiwA7yU
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>>58745835
Shut the fuck up
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i'm gonna stroke my wiener and jizz out of it
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>>58745765
Love the canadian brewing tradition, desu.
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>>58745818
I know he does, he enjoys the wildlife. What does that have to do with anything? He neverposts on /pol/ under your shitty flag.
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>>58745881
now now
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have to piss
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>>58745878
all me
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>>58745898
I DON'T CARE
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>>58745878
He insulted m'ladies honour and I being a British gentleman had to step in.
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>>58745862
The tummy feeling is there, noises and everything, absolutely hating life. Fuck it, I'm driving 17 miles to the city to go to 24hr subway
>>58745881
Not very nice tbqh
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>>58745890
>wiener

Fuck off yank.
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*stabs you in arse with willy*
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>>58745890
pics
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First Kiwi poster here lads haha, everybody look at me.
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DONT
GIVE
THE
KIWI
ATTENTION
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>>58745878
>disgusting if I'm quite honest
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>>58745976
welcome to the thread!
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>>58745976
*looks at you*
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wee
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it's supposed to be a gif
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>friends were talking about "role models" they had growing up earlier

do people actually do this? sure there were people i looked up to as a kid but a "role model"? don't get it 2bh
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>>58745976
*looks*
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>>58745976
wow, look at him go
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>>58745962
*rapidly turns around and grabs you by the neck and picks you up then throws you*
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going to play the sims and like

make a sim thats based off me right

then ill make him into a turbo normie of sorts with lots of friends, gfs, a nice house, a cool job, and get him laid a lot either with lots of hot grils or one super qt sim that he smashes on the regular, maybe pump few kids into her and just live a cool life in general
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the doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me
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>>58745998
>>58746003
*Smiles at you*

>>58745990
*Does a little frowny face*
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>>58746013
yeh i didn't have "a role model" either
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>>58746036
wow you just accurately described me
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every time I see or hear Arabic I think they're talking about killing me
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>>58745962
*moans*
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this beer says its voted "Britain's Best!"
its alright
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>>58745361
Why? They never banned my feminist muslim GMO-free organic thread.
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>>58744560
>trying to blame muzzies
Don't cry wolf. They're bad enough as it is.
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>>58746013
I think they mean like people they literally wanted to become and tried to mimic them as much as possible.

Mines was the lead singer from Sum 41.

Just kill me.
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>>58746067
>hearing Arabic
>in america
i literally live in london and never hear it hahahahaha
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>>58746036
I used to like shutting them in a room with only a TV and watching them die of poor sanitation and hunger.
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>>58746067
I instantly assume they are saying something bad about white people, which they probably are
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>>58746092
desu Arabs rarely move, its mostly Pakis/Africans/people from the "Stan"s
>>
ISRAEL
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VERY late night karenposting
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>>58746090
haha bender
>>
I have a dick btw
>>
Have they concluded that it was arson yet?
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>>58746007
That's a really watery poo.
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>>58746067
they most likely are


>>58746092
not the guy youre quoting but i personally encounter arabic gentlemen quite frequently in convenience stores. they have completely monopolized the convenience store bizz in my area

you may also run into them at horse tracks and airports though less frequently than in 7-11s
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*puts candle wax into mouth in order to eat spicy chiles*
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>>58746203
jomer jaja
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>>58746155
ill conclude arson in your ass, slut
>>
SQWAAAR SQWAAAR SQWAAR
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made an absolute belter of a ham and cheese toastie lads
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>>58746187
>convenience store
wtf is this?
>>
>>58746221
There's lots of videos of the simpsons on the internet where they are speaking in Spanish. Hearing homer talk like that is weird, and unsettling, and all the Spanish people comment like 'jajaja'. Is there a correlation between being spanish and being autistic?
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really attracted to girls who look like they could kill me tb honest. My hands are tiny and the thought of having a gf who's taller than me wrap her meaty claws around my throat and punch me really gets me going wew
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reckon i would make a good boyfriend for some girl lads
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>>58746074
>british beer
>>
reading /r/LetsNotMeet/ stories

very spooky
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>>58746284
reckon you probably wouldn't haha
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>>58746090
hot gf, nice style, but his band only had one song, which he didn't write afaik
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>>58746074
What beer is it? Absolutely garuntee whatever it is, it's not the best.
>>58746285
>american beer
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YANK'D
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Locked the taskbar
the Sharif didn't like it
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>>58746298
Give us a spooky link
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>>58746270
very small stores on street corners typically close to neighborhoods where people buy low quality food and drinks, alcohol, ciagarettes, lottery tickets, etc. im sure you guys have stuff like this, no? probably just have a different name for them.

80% of the people who run these things are middle easterners
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>>58746300
post willy :3
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>>58746327
Fullers ESB
its not bad honestly, smooth even though its a strong beer
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>>58746367
ew
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>>58746361
Oh my goodness, if that was voted britains best beer, it was done so in a poll compiled of voters over the age of 75, and conducted in rural northern mining towns.

Fullers ESB is disgusting old man bitter
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some yank keeps stealing all of my posts and words

even from months ago

*sits in attic peering out the window with crazed eyes*
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contemplating this webm
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Was I the only one to get scared by the moving shoes under the bed in Runescape?
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>>58746432
I want to annex them because I love them <3>>58746334
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>>58746402
but why would the can lie to me?

desu I just like to mix and match different beers to try since the selection is really good for imported/local beers
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>>58746422
wtf why arent her boobs getting erect from that?
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Someone piss in my mouth
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hi
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>>58746463
hi
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>>58746463
>>58746479
hi
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got my sim to talk to a really qt gril sim and like im making him absolutely crush it with her


and my dick is getting a little hard from this


i need to get a life
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>>58746470
>I come here so...
have you considered not?
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>>58746444
When I was in Canada, your microbrews that said things like 'English style dark ale' were all as good as the real thing desu. You and the yanks both need to stay away from IPA's though, you guys always over hop everything.
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>>58746357
oh, I get it, l'arabe around the corner? We have this
they're popular for their late opening hours, for some reason they escape the law.
but they don't sell cigarettes, it's a regulated business here, for buralistes, who also sell lottery tickets
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*gets raped*
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>>58746531
Literally a paki shop
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>>58746450
dicknipples is a great E-hentai tag
gonna commence a cheeky wank now
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/924207/bcb0fd3632/
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>It's a Karen post
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He was a zombie?
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>>58746503
Remember doing this in The Sims 2 when I was like 14.

Kek
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I remember when I was looking in my mirror on the wardrobe when I saw a dark object appear in the top right corner of the mirror

My cat was in the room too and was looking in the mirror and instantly fucking ran away, I looked in the mirror again and around my room but nothing was there

Very creepy
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lads
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>>58746578
not a fucking clue what you're on about runt

*whips with you with bull whip*
RUNT SPEAKS WHEN SPOKEN TO RUNT SPEAKS WHEN SPOKEN TO
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>>58746515
IPAs are the hipster beer so everyone and their mum thinks they can brew a great one

some are good though, Red Racer is one of my favorite brands
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>>58746565
If you want, but here the bureaux de tabac (tobacco offices, literally) are held by whites, it's a very controlled business, they need a licence. They sell cigarettes and lottery tickets, sometimes magazines, but never food.
The arabs sell the food.
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A googely-doogely.
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>>58746578
>>58746630
ah yes
the prey approaches
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/ff28cd256b/813786-82
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>>58746607
Used to walk my dog through a church graveyard at night. Then she took to barking at this one particular grave every time we walked through, and it got to the stage where she would pull on the lead and really snarl at it, and she was otherwise a very well behaved and obedient dog. I stopped walking through there, it made me really paranoid lol. Looking back, there was probably a bunch of mice living there or something stupid like that
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>>58746607
>home one night
>no one else home
>no possible source of noise
>hear a couple of footsteps in my living room
>go out there
>no one there
>alriiiiii
>go back to room
>sit down at computer
>5 mins go by
>E string of my guitar is suddenly plucked so hard it rings throughout the house
>mfw
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>>58746367
Why are their veins on his bellend?
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>>58746677
Buenos ding dong diddily dias senor
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>>58746692
spooky
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man I need to get this on vinyl and just listen on my huge old ass 90s stereo system
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpRVviSZsF8
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>>58746685
Should've let your dog investigated lad

>walking in a church graveyard at night
balls of steel lad, I'm scared of walking around my house in the dark

>>58746692
fucking hell that sounds terrifying
what did you do after you heard it?
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>>58746677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKYz2M6zoII

unironically do this at parties now
>>
Lads, mind helping a third worlder out a bit? Just one question.
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>>58746607
>>58746685
>>58746692
all me
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>>58745890
haram
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>>58746607
Arm yourself.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgCoWUpo7Ps
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>>58746586
good post

*falls asleep*
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help me lads, need to close my third eye it's too strong
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i literally remember being 3 years old and being absolutely terrified of the old "got your nose" routine
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>>58746729
I don't think that anatomy is even human.
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>>58746036
i had a sim that never left his house and fucked around on the computer all day

it's annoying how their social need still decays pretty quickly even if you pick the loner trait
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>>58746756
shit myself tbqh then i started laughing really hard because of how scared it made me

still have no explanation as to how it happened
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/230ys4/what_was_your_worst_im_so_fucked_moment/cgsn50v

literally the most fucking disgusting thing I have ever read in my fucking life
>yanks
what the fuck
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>>58746807
>go to make a Karen post
>captcha is 'select all tea'
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>>58746860
where was the guitar? in your room or in the living room?
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hope my parcel arrives today, it was supposed to be here on the 27th

if it's not here today i'm going to be really passive aggressive to everyone i meet until it gets here
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>>58746756
>I'm scared of walking around my house in the dark
Are you me? it gets spooky as fuck if I'm alone and I finally clock on that I'm walking around alone in the dark, then I start looking behind me, and peeking into the dark rooms where my family members have left the door open, ready for any ghouls to jump out so I can try to combat them and make my escape. Sometimes I can't even walk out of my room if I hear a noise that isn't someone I know opening the front door.
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>>58746891
my room :s

literally like 4 feet from me. it's also an acoustic so the string gauges are heavier than an electric so they are tougher to pull
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>>58746870
>She was too massive to fit in the ultrasound rooms
stopped reading there i know i probably couldn't live with reading this
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>>58746979
I read it dude. I have aged several decades and my hair has turned white bro
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>>58746953
Yeah I'm absolutely terrified of it lad
Not really supernatural shit but fear that there may be someone else in the house, someone uninvited

>>58746976
>my room
Literally what the fuck lad
If that happened to me then I'd instantly become religious and consult my local priest, imam, voodoo man, whatever

Do you not literally tell everyone you know?
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Watching the Ruling Class
proper British patriotism
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>>58746953
From what I have read on /x/, objects protect you from spirits and demons not because of magic, but because of courage of the owner and those objects basically give you Dutch courage.

Basically, stop being a pussy and charge head first into them to conquer them.
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>Lad
When will this meme end?
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>>58747048
>>58747048
>>58747048
>>58747048
>>58747048
New Thread
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>>58746997
can you give me a light version of what happens at the end? pls i literally can't deal with this stuff
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Ahhh yes , a Greyson Perry documentary on masculinity and a documentary on billionaire Chinese migrants spending their fortunes in London. Brilliant Channel 4. Brilliant!
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>>58746930
are you literally me?
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