melancholy edition
masie
memes
http://chirb.it/NBsA69
weed
willies and bums and fannies
>tfw no Austrian outdoors lesbian gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VCbv9FcOPs
>>58742280
What did you do?
plan for the night: inbetweeners movie
This is the song that will play when Russia saves Europe from the Islamic hordes in 20 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDx2gIlme3w
haha holy shit just dawned on me that i have NO friends hahahahahahahaha
>tfw just saw some article about how the chinese are buying canisters of australian air to breathe
strange bunch that lot
>>58742314
what's it to you?
>>58742336
God fuck off you fat yank
>>58742336
Spoiler: jay rapes will in the hotel bathroom and neil comes out of the closet as a homosexual to Simon, who promptly sucks him off and fingers his bumhole
>>58742336
decent movie choice.
>>58742336
>movie
Fuck off yank.
feeling like a sluggy slug today, have just been lying around getting stoned and eating fast food
hhHHMMMMMmmmhhmmhmMMMM
>>58742331
She kept messaging me to do stuff but I kept delaying it for some reason. When we went out I didn't make a move. She went back to France.
>>58742415
Me every day
>>58742372
i also live there
Might stay up late so I only wake up dead late
>>58742442
i'm considering tomorrow and tuesday as slug days also
>>58742430
seems like you only missed out on a cheeky shag
long distance relationships are a meme
>>58742415
whats fast food like in spain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ItHLz5WEA
tune
what's his name again?
>>58742457
oh yeah?
MAY DAY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Hello, my name is Tyler Antonio O'Donnell and I am an anglo
>kick my toe a week ago
>chip the nail
>remove the dangling parts
>have to cut nail off right at corner of where nail meets skin because it would hurt to pull
>remove it 3 days ago when i was drunk
>pain worse and worse
>site now hot to touch
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes thank you for the paronychia
>>58742506
rorke
>>58742518
forget it mate. was just interested.
one time i like
accidentally dipped a quarter ounce of marijuana into a cup full of water. i thought it was my jar because my jar was right next to my water and like the bag filled up at the bottom and i had to pull it out really fast but some nugs got a little bit moist and i didnt want the weed to get moldy and i didnt know of any good way to dry them properly so i ran into my brothers room and yelled "quickly, you gotta help me smoke all of this weed." in a very dire tone of voice. its rare that someone has to enlist you to "help" them smoke some weed 2bh. we almost smoked a chicken bone by accident once too, which is a story for another time
>>58742534
doctorb?
>>58742541
kek
>>58742491
in reasonably central madrid and got all the usuals, only seen bk at the airport though. the good stuff is the mexican fast food, taco bell, tako away and other taco themed places are decent, only get maccies tako away, and pizza slices late at night though
>>58742334
felicity is a literal 10
>>58742523
Hi my name is Thomas Smith and I fucking hate yanks because you are all cunts.
i want to get some chick pregnant
would actually be a good feeling
>>58742498
>normie playing the vagrant
unconvincing desu
guy looks straight outta /fa/
ex just sent me a long passive aggressive message lads
should I just ignore it
>>58742596
shit heel choice.
>>58742596
She is a literal rebel.
>>58742608
Yes. As soon as you show them any emotion, they've won. They can manipulate them.
>>58742595
yeah taco bell is the most patrician choice of fast food.
would like to try that other taco shit you mentioned
does any of the fast food in madrid have a lot of chorizo and garbanzos in them and weird spanish shit like that?
>>58742608
call her out on being a little bitch who can't say anything clearly and with simplicity
me
Types of people who actively dislike Americans:
>Pakis
>Lefties buttmad about shit like Iraq and Israel and Trump
Prove me wrong
Hello, my name is Amir Muhammed Wazir and I am English
You know I have come to realise, I really don't like yanks. They always act like dickheads.
>>58742596
literal 10 dicks in her every night from cradle to pine box
>>58742664
FOSY
>>58742659
fuck
>>58742643
It's weird to think that chorizo is "weird Spanish shit" to Americans but it makes sense you being on the opposite side of the Earth so can't really get it often.
Where do we go when we die?
>>58742590
nah i wont go unless i need anti-biotics which i only need if it starts discharging pus because the usual treatment is hot soaks in anti-septic and airing it out
>>58742659
Bitches and hoes anon.
>>58742716
to the morgue
>>58742643
it's fast food lad, the craziest things you see is chorizo on pizzas (which they allow you not to take off) and a chicken big mac here and there
but seriously:
>not liking chorizo
don't get this
>>58742672
>cradle to pine box
??????
>>58742608
whatd she say hahaha
got some freshly boxed up anime girls lads ready for shipping, who wants some?
>>58742664
I know you're that yank who lives here but there is another group who hate yanks, people who are fed up with their shitty attitude and behaviour.
>>58742730
**which they allow you to take off
>>58742696
We have Mexican chorizo not Spanish
>tfw half Spanish and my mum didn't teach me when I was a kid
>>58742716
There is room on the stage for one beast and one alone. All others are destined for a night that is eternal and without name. One by one they will step down into the darkness before the footlamps. Bears that dance, bears that dont.
>>58742771
That's not chorizo.
I know exactly what you are going to do next because you all do the same fucking shit every single time on /ck/.
>>58742696
my family is from spain so it isn't weird to me per se, i devour chorizo like theres no tomorrow. i meant weard as in i thought it was cool how different countries have odd menu items at american fast food restaurants. like france having wine at mcdonalds or japan having.... weird flavored everything, like a green tea flavor of milkshake or whatever.
>>58742730
chorizo on pizza sounds really good, never thought to try this
>>58742271
>melancholy edition
fitting.
I'm watching Hello: KINMOZA! (the anime Karen is in) and I'm feeling horrible because I have stupid brown eyes and stupid brown hair like some sort of nigger
>>58742802
>Being half paki
You poor bastard. It's only natural your mum would want to shield you from the truth.
>>58742753
from birth to the last fuck off
pink fresh meat to grey hardened carrion
vagina alien to wrinkled nightmare
eyes full of life to empty fucking wells of misery
>>58742756
I'm elitist and will never find a soulmate and she is more mature than me etc
>Canadian man was murdered by Laos' government last year. He was brutally stabbed in their airport, all the meanwhile the victim was calling and leaving vms for his family saying how scared he was that someone was trying to kill him.
The airport security tapes went missing, and his death was rules a suicide. (they said he stabbed himself in the stomach several times, photos can be found where his blood was everywhere from trying to defend himself). The Canadian government is doing nothing about this case.
>>58742857
She's from northern Spain so it doesn't count
>I'm watching Hello: KINMOZA! (the anime Karen is in)
>sit on couch where my mum was sitting just minutes before
>its still warm where her pussy and ass were
doing a poo
>>58742867
bold claim
source is in order
>>58742886
rorke
>>58742839
CHI
>>58742886
> use toilet after room mate
> toilet seat is warm
>>58742850
aww it's alri
>>58742886
grody haha
I need English assistance.
Is Paradise Regained as good as PL?
Some people suggested skipping the former, saying that there is nothing remarkable in it compared to Paradise Lost.
>>58742886
take a nice whiff
that's as close as you'll ever be to pussy :^)
>>58742867
http://globalnews.ca/news/2027054/canadians-mysterious-death-at-laos-airport-has-victims-family-searching-for-answers/
>>58742876
She is a jf so she is a paki.
Is Silent Hill 2 the most atmospheric game?
>>58742929
it's not alri
it'll never be alri
it's far from alri
>>58742864
just reply with a photo meme hahahaha
a serious reply is just feeding her shit fire. a shitty meme photo with no relevance to anything will just make her more mad. also are you the lad who broke up with the gf on friday
very annoying sound coming from outside reeee
What are you lads downloading
>>58742867
Weed man is a traitor like all lefties, this isn't surprising.
He needs to be hanged for treason against the Canadian people.
>>58742957
>tfw no mediterranean bf
>>58742850
looks like
>>58742959
yeah that's me
she took it really well at first lmao
think she's just trying to rationalise the fact that I broke up with her and not the other way around
>>58742935
Silent Hill 2 better.
Regards: Experience from both.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461302551479.webm
> you wake up in brisBane
my gf just become a porn actress
>>58743023
silent hill 2 is shit
>>58743030
rip headphone users lolzors
>>58742982
a car
>>58742596
too bad she will never be naked in film
can't stop pooing
>>58743057
you wouldn't dare
>got to wake up at 5:45 tomorrow morning
very much NOT a fan
Back when U2 were good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmSdTa9kaiQ
>>58743042
>>58743022
it's probably just sinking in now that you've dumped her so she's just starting the arguments now hahaha
>>58743075
thats in 3/4 hours you absolute madman
>>58743047
Is not. That's like saying FF7 is shit.
kevin corrigan has gone JUST mode
rubbed my face on my cats head/ear so that she can know i love her
hopefully she accepts the pheromone trade that i just forced her into
got called an altruist in greggs lads
>>58743065
I already hate her because her character will be le grill power strong womyn who don't need no jedi Mary Sue, just like Rey in Episode IV HD edition.
Where are you going anon? Maybe we can share a taxi.
>During the W presidency, Margie Schoedinger accused the president of rape. She died of multiple gunshots to the head before the case could commence, it was ruled a suicide. Later her husband met the same fate.
>>58743101
yeah i know i was messing around
>>58743114
if two people catch a taxi to the same place, do they have to pay double?
Imagine. Some Chad is probably pollinating her right now.
>>58743114
no t.y
there's something wrong with your feet
>>58743114
im a hardened bitter virgin but this picture
makes my dick bleeds diamonds and my heart cums a singular tear
Have all the yanks been scared off?
>>58743114
would try to finger her in the taxi
>>58743158
no have you never been in a taxi before?
>>58743158
Nah. They split the fare.
>>58743172
a few times when i was a kid
i've always lived in suburbia though so i've never really needed to use them
>>58743167
i aint neva scurd
wonder what trump will get up to whenever he fails to get elected
>On 26 September 1983, the nuclear early warning system of the Soviet Union twice reported the launch of American Minuteman Intercontenintal Ballistic Missiles from bases in the United States. These missile attack warnings were correctly identified as a false alarm by Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov, an officer of the Soviet Air Defence Forces. This decision is seen as having prevented a retaliatory nuclear attack based on erroneous data on the United States and its NATO allies, which would have likely resulted in nuclear war and the deaths of hundreds of millions of people. Investigation of the satellite warning system later confirmed that the system had malfunctioned.
cannot beat nigger of the boreal valley
>>58743204
Armed rebellion is what I'm hoping for
>>58743229
death by hellfire soon fellow ladskers
Lads what was the thing where the US president watched Threads during the Cold War and decided to de-arm with the USSR or something
[posts controversial opinion guaranteed to get me (you)s]
>>58743163
>this is what brits consider hot
You can have all my lels
>>58743271
hey, uh, could you post more of her XD
>>58743201
No but me admitting that I hate your kin seems to have scared off the others.
Just one last pussy to fuck and we are done with you.
GoT starts now for anyone who's interested
comfy(dot)zone for a streamstream
if i lived in america, i'd vote for trump
Are the Radioheads releasing a new LP or something?
>>58743299
It's already started
>>58743294
posting best girl instead
>this one man is responsible for preventing full-scale nuclear war
>>58743332
we're only on the opening credits
>>58743337
>no nose
>big eyes
>small mouth
looks like an insect desu
>>58743114
Stop posting ASR. It hurts knowing she'll never be mine. She is literally perfect.
>>58743347
http://chirb.it/NBsA69
more like lame of thrones
>because of this mans words, many docile arab men will become full blown terrorists
>>58743299
thanks for reminding me, i just managed to get the tv on in time
>>58743379
i am not an insect i am a human being
>>58743283
Do you know a Finnish girl called Nora/ Noora from Helsinki?
>>58743405
it plays live for Australihams?
>>58743379
big eyes are best eyes desu
>>58743316
same
always way too lazy to vote but if i were to vote i would vote for trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO9CtMlw6ZU
very impressive
>>58743381
her face is too round
she looks like that robot from i-robot
>>58743423
ye m80
>face is too round
>I'd never give her the good 2 hour shag
>>58743454
>i-robot
>>58743337
>>58743408
hey dude what anime is this from if you don't mind me asking o_O
>>58743400
i saw what you did there
>>58743408
your not convincing me
japroach
odds i wank, evens i play vidya
if vidya, i roll again. odds i play fallout, evens i play ck2
>>58743408
youre a subhuman weeb
In 1987, the Soviet Union was teetering. The Cold War had reached a fevered pitch of spending and they were looking at the spectre of anti-ballistic weapon systems of the US invalidating their missile systems. Protests were starting. Warsaw Pact nations were shifting, and things were starting to look precarious.
It was time to do something big.
On May 15, a super-heavy booster lifted Polyus, a test Soviet orbital space battlestation. A giant autonomous weapons platform, it was designed to carry nuclear mines, a giant laser defense system, and was literally outfitted with fully automatic cannon systems that could destroy approaching spacecraft. This is not made up, this was a real thing.
Because of center-of-gravity reasons, it had to be mounted facing backwards. After separating from the rocket that carried it up, it was supposed to spin around and complete an orbital insertion burn. It spun 180 degrees.... then kept spinning until it had completed a complete 360 degree turn.
It fired the rocket as scheduled.
Facing the wrong direction, it braked nicely into a return trajectory that caused it to drop into the Indian Ocean.
Shortly afterwards, the USSR collapsed.
>>58743419
No, but it's not really that uncommon name.
You're going to die one day and so will everyone you know.
>>58743476
same except obese
Fell asleep on the couch and me mum said I was talking in my sleep, she said I talking about how much I love black cock.
How embarrassing. I feel like killing myself.
>>58743500
roll
>>58743534
>tfw I sleep talk and worry about revealing something like this
LISLICKIIIIII~~~
HIIIIII~
>>58743521
thank god
>>58743535
bounce on fat fucking yank
>>58743549
nothing yet
*turns up the volume on the hidden microphones*
>>58743534
do you actually like black cock?
>>58743563
i'd yank on your yank until yanks comes out
>>58743558
hey aus bro
posting what my gf should be like
>>58743559
no
>>58743589
*blows into it really hard*
US troops marching through Vladivostok
>tfw the Bolsheviks won
*blows up a bunch of guys*
>>58741859
>even our poorest, most niggered state is better than Britstain
>>58743603
N-no.
*moves to thailand*
>>58743619
God I hate that hairdo on girls.
1-9 i get drunk
>>58743661
same lad.
but tits tho
>>58743619
good lad
posting my future gf
>>58743653
>niggered
niggered
Don't get Revolution 9 2bh.
SOPHIE
O
P
H
I
E
>>58743654
"hmm...."
*slowly rests hand on chin*
http://chirb.it/LyJ7H3
in love desu
>videogames can't be art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liZnngCJQRo
>>58743653
"i have opinions"
stopped making an effort to identify the symbols and mentally reassemble them in order before correctly remembering the meaning of each bunch of signs and then doing the same for the whole line of inbredspeak there
>>58743671
lol saved image if u dont mind
>>58743653
Isn't Forbes that economics journal that tries to seriously take on the Times and Economics in a desperate bid to prove its worth.
>>58743671
He eats sausages and milkybars together? wtf
>>58743653
Why are the yanks making so many anti-British shitposting threads tonight? There are much more than usual.
Is this some sort of anniversary of something from the revolution or something?
>>58743711
don't really get this desu
we should stop ALL immogration
>>58743738
1st May 1569, lad
hey guys what's the name of that one scottish qt?
>>58743750
what don't you get?
>>58743736
>he doesn't
who /london/ here
can't sleep because of that fucking helicopter
>>58743738
UMMMMMMMMMMMMM?????????????????????????
>>58743775
Sara
Business idea: Live a comfy life in Iceland, it hasn't been infected with multiculturalism yet.
>>58743775
Alex Salmond
>>58743720
parles-toi anglais?
>>58743731
Isn't the UK that really shitty country that got defeated by one of it's poorest colonies in 1776? The one where knives are banned and you need to be 18 to buy a toy gun?
>>58743738
>implying Britstain isn't the best target for banter
If only Canada was as poor as you, then we could make better b8 threads for Canada. But noooo.... YOU had to be the poor ones.
>>58743775
karen gillan
me on the right
>be me
>go on google
>how do i know im good looking?
>all the signs are there
>ego boost
lel.
>>58743797
Explain your obese ways. Americans share a hive mind so you are to blame for all of these anti-British threads. And George Walker Bush blood for oil. Fucking American is pig.
>>58743826
No, that's the other one.
>>58743808
You might want to re think your plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcWUewQrWtg
>>58743808
You sound like a racist kipper if I'm honest.
When's the new GoT episode available??
W-was there Sophie??
Please respond.
>>58743826
>parles-toi anglais?
Get the fuck out of my thread right now.
>>58743838
I googled it and it came up with a TSR thread
>>58743847
LEFTISTS???????????????
>>58743873
Wonder if we get ancient GILF tits again
>>58743826
>Not knowing that toy guns kill
>Not knowing that Britain only had 13 colonies, so they were the richest, too.
>Not knowing that the UK fucked your mum
It's like you don't even live on Earth.
>>58743808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D5F_INMLk_lE&has_verified=1
You made me happy.
they get right down to it, christ
>>58743873
since 27 minutes ago 2bh
>>58743891
didn't even realise that was there.
i went onto the reddit ones however.
>>58743492
daiski!
>>58743874
fâché?
>>58743899
m8 you got btfo. Just leave it be
>>58743913
>Watching that shit
Daredevil was good but that is Tumblr in programme form.
lads how can I watch/download matches that were on sky sports 1
>>58743934
Oh, OK.
>>58743808
it's a third wave feminist shithole apparently
Americans are the scum of the Earth.
>>58743961
yes well, half way through the first episode and i see that
>>58744007
fuck off rasheed
>>58743956
Do you know how I knew it was you Josh? The crying about a British girlfriend post. Go back and see I mentioned Mississippi.
I always know when you are here.
>>58743873
It's on now. No Sophie yet but the fighting girl is a qt.
>>58744012
The only thing of any worth in JJ is David Tennant.
>>58743981
/r/footballdownload
>>58744050
lol I have never been called Josh (my irl name is Chris), I just dislike british """"people""""/""""culture""'"
