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That one lad who just got back from a walk Edition
cara
>>58739999
nice quints
>>58739999
god fuck off you stupid spaka
kpop desu
Jannyyyyyyyyyy
>>58740074
yes desu
>cat comes in room
>jumps on my desk
>starts knocking nails about
getting on my nerves a bit now desu
what do you think of Indians?
Lea
>>58739999
nice numbers
nice pic
nice
nice
We /edgy/ now.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWxISwEBU0U&index=4&list=PLV8JMRCCMs1zaY6xv52UWO9xoNyLJO5MW
catchy song though tbqh
me when mam tells me to bring in the bin
>>58740083
please rasheed don't dob me in
wouldn't mind battering that milo bender 2bh
>>58740056
>>58740124
thanks
>>58740112
um racist they're native americans
bunch of gay boiz in this thread
>a bad robot production
very fitting when the entire cast was like shitty robots
>>58740138
erm wtf
>>58740138
Is there a story to this pic? Why would someone cut off their ear? Surely that means hes deaf now.
>>58740158
ikr
>>58740147
you are a bender
>>58740145
Snitches get stitches
>>58740138
>How do you want your ears senpai?
>>58740183
don't understand nor care for this gimmick
>don't understand nor care for this gimmick
>>58740184
don't bully
Are ken
>>58740237
fuck off
I spend so much time with you and I bet you're all fat, loser nerds
>>58740215
you ever seen a dolphin?
>>58740145
witches get firecheese
REEEEE
My friends found out I have a oneitis
I'm really quiet when it comes to that sort of stuff, I'm the kind of fag that doesn't like talking about sex or what girls I like or what girls I want to fuck or whatever. This is all very embarrassing for me, I've never told anyone about my oneitis irl.
>>58740268
the fattiest, loseriest, nerdiest of them all
>>58739990
I like your editions :3
>>58740158
disgusting degenerates x
>>58740182
that part of the pic is shopped. the original was posted before
>3rd star trek film next month
fuck yeah
the old ones were shit
>>58740243
I won't m8 I'm bent as a nine bob note
I consider myself a racial realist
>>58740277
trump didn't just say it about illegal immigrants though
>>58740250
don't understand all this kerfuffle desu
>>58740124
wow caras legs are quite qt
they're very elegant and soft looking for some reason.
>>58740274
say no more my man
>>58740268
i'm 6/10 skinnyfat and green
so no
>>58740277
Why are right-wingers such eternal victims? Trump is winning the Republican primaries whereas Sanders is getting his arse kicked.
>>58740376
>and green
aliens out
>>58740338
Or as I like to call it, a raesh
What party will stop the Muslims coming into the UK? Scottish election is on Thursday.
I consider myself a radical centrist
>nu-trek
>>58740316
>>58740376
ayyy lmao
>>58740389
SNP
It's the local equivalent of the BNP
>>58740376
>a real frog
>>58740388
>>58740404
im a frog
you fukken space racists
>>58740393
The SNP. They'll make Scotland independent so so shit that no pakis will ever want to emigrate, and those that are already there will go to England.
Whatever happened to the guy going to Japan to get laid?
WE ARE RE SICK OF JEWISH TRICKS
SOD MRS. MERKEL, AND ALL THE OTHER PRICKS
ALL THESE LIBERALS ARE MEAKING ME HEAVE
GROW A PAIR, AND VOTE LEAVE!
Top3 gay-bars in Edinburgh?
>>58740446
he jumped out of the plane on the way home
>>58740277
the guy in the anonymoos mask made me laugh hehe
I NEVER THOUGHT ITD BE SO SIMPLE BUT I FOUND A WAY I FOUND A WAY
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND AND SEE WHATS INSIDE
ITS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALISE
and so on and so forth
>>58740462
Try England.. we don't like your kind up here.
I <3 England~
>>58740462
my house
>>58740450
anne trevelyan represent
>>58740466
Was that part of his masterplan?
510 points 6 hours ago
Somewhere before the great recession somebody put a long write up explaining how and why the economy was about to crash and why you should put all of your money in cash. It hit the front page, I read it and ignored it. A few months later every word came true. I lost a fortune in my 401k and mutual funds.
best english city: bristol
best scottish city: edinburgh
best welsh city: no nice cities in wales
best norn irish city: no nice cities in northern ireland
kezia dugdale
ruth davidson
patrick harvie
david cockburn
is scotland the gayest place in the world yet?
>>58740505
Of course
>>58740473
>watching drake and josh at 1am
>>58740475
Every party leader in Scotland is a bender, you are easily the gayest part of the UK.
wish i could fuck girls sometimes ngl
>>58740505
he was a ventripotent gaijin
>>58740473
>I FOUND A WAY I FOUND A WAY
>>58740479
THATS WHERE I'M FROM
>live in the South for 5 years
>still no Southern gf
fuck this gay earth lads
>>58740479
triggered
>>58740531
did it hurt? was it extremely painful?
Actually feel nauseous just at the thought that people STILL play runescape in this day and age
Fucking hell...
>>58740584
doxxed
can someone explain this
>>58740597
for you
>>58740519
Pretty sure Sturgeon is a closeted lezzer as well
>>58740517
St Davids for Wales. Good post otherwise.
>>58740473
>the final episode of drake and josh was 9 years ago
wEw
A reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>58740517
have you lived in bristol?
http://chirb.it/x8Gt6v
>>58740543
Nobody likes politicians mate.
The only one that anyone likes is straight.
>>58740543
>isn't gay
>married with children
disgusting
willies
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkXzNA6Y9Mc
>>58740646
get a better fitting jacket ffs
>>58740585
I'm sorry but I called dibs on all of the southern belles.
I dreamt that I doxxed myself last night and became a /brit/ meme haha, woke up in a cold sweat!
hi
/147/ was good.
>>58740672
rennies
>>58740648
only for a coupla weeks 2bh, all the lads live there though
>>58740585
>tfw live in birmingham for all my life
>still no Paki gf
fuck this haram earth lads
>>58740519
who
who
who
who
in this ep she's onto me
http://chirb.it/LyJ7H3
>>58740672
this 2bh
>>58740733
go to the Black Swan?
>>58740475
>Scotland so Nordic
Where's the love and tolerance?
where are all the Canadians?
>>58740742
but surely you've done the deed with a few paki slags at least?
>>58740802
is that the fucking greazy one? think i have
>>58740795
what's Chile like???
who /watchfilmsat1.5xspeed/
i'm a convert
list of cuckold countries
canada
scotland
sweden
any more?
>>58740771
can i get a (You) for this post lads
>>58740763
I will trade one for ownership of the 13 colonies.
What matters more, your allegiance to the traitor Washington, or a qt gf who will love you forever?
OMG! OMG! WTF? WTFF? How can one man be so fucking useless? What a fucking incompetent turd:
https://youtu.be/5NqYvXMp178
>tfw your best childhood friend unJUSTs himself and get's a fit gf
>>58740823
Seriously try Brighton if that's what you're looking for. This is the wrong country for you.
>>58740865
Germany
>>58740837
Warm
>>58740863
it's the only patrician way
>>58740823
>Scotland so Nordic
Where does this meme even come from?
>>58740874
You are talking to a literal royalist my friend, July 4 worst day of my life
damn, son
its hot as a muthafucka in my crib
forreal its the hottest day in years and my AC ain't doin' shit
>>58740888
Edinburgh is bent as fuck and has plenty of good gay bars
are new zealand cucks? pretty sure new zealand are cucks
>>58740937
you sleep in a crib?
how old are you
>tfw don't even want to have sex that much
>just want a gf to hug me for like an hour and tell me she loves me
>this will never happen
JU-
>>58740937
never post again
>>58740937
that's because you "forgot" to pay the electric bill again you stupid nigger :^)
>>58740920
I want to go to America for the 4th of July and see how much they will try to bully me.
>>58740885
try to be happy for him, let the fact that someone thats a bit like you was able to get a fit gf inspire you to get a qt 3.14
>>58740942
Fuck off bent cunt.
>>58740945
why are you calling southern australia this weird name
>>58740945
nah they good
>>58740937
GO BACK TO AFRICA
wish i had a cool accent like yank or aussie
can't understand why they would be embarrassed by their voice. literally the voice of action heroes
>>58740942
>plenty of good gay bars
And *how* exactly do you know this?
>>58740865
would say england but its barely a country
just staying up to watch silicon valley 2bh x
Can't stop eating
>>58740945
Rude
W-what do Americans think of Northern English accents?
People seemed to really like my review
>>58741078
found the reddditor
>>58740985
No. In fact I'm coming to Edinburgh in a couple of months hehe :3
>>58741018
f-from a friend...
>>58740878
A few paki muslims talk shit about jews and all of a sudden every White British Labour voter is a racist, evil Nazi anti-Semite
Ridiculous political correctness, the lefty media is getting more and more looney
>>58741083
fat cunt
>would say england but its barely a country
>>58740965
naw homie i kind of digg it around here
might stick around fo awhile.. fo sho... fo sho...
>you will never be a squaddie in 70s Belfast
the banter must have been off the chain
kek, look closely
>>58741123
That's great I'm sure I'll be seeing lots of your posts :)
>>58741102
found the other redditor
>>58741130
*has a look*
>>58741113
Uh, what in the fuck possessed Ken Livingstone to go to a TV studio and start talking about Hitler?
>>58741130
what the fuck? did dis bitch actually google that?
attention whorin' hoe, god damn
>>58741118
not fat
>>58741113
hating jew is not anti semite
it's pro goy
fill out the blanks:
gas the __
__ war now
>>58741104
kill yourself
Loving the smell of my farts rn 2bh
>>58741169
You're growing san :)
>>58741177
give us a whiff
>>58741174
No :D
another choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX5NaEGalOE
>>58741169
oh just big boned then?
>>58741177
everyone likes their own fragrance tbf
"Breathless" by The Corrs is a really good song imo
NEED an ASMR reading of the Silmarillion cover to cover
jeff goldblum is literally my hero and i want to be like him when im older
>I post fedoras wearing males and quote other users
*ghost rides the whip*
>>58741231
a closet pedophile?
>>58741222
kek
>>58740909
Ask Angus Roberston
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/shortcuts/2014/jan/26/would-scandinavians-want-scotland
>>58741202
HAHAHA EPIC :ddd HHAHA LOOK AT ME IM GAY ON 4CHAN HAHAHA :DDDD EPIC !!! EPIC LOL!!! I LOVE MILO YAYA IM GAY IM GAYU
FUCK OFF AND DIE
Business idea: go to sleep and come up with business ideas
oh I think I'll have a cheeky cig in bed before I go to sleep
>>58741274
Walk on Jap
>>58741279
I hope you die of cancer
>>58741277
Haha, imagine being this triggered
i.imgur.com/nkR9pC5.jpg
:S
>>58741278
our circadian rhythms are in perfect harmony
>>58741274
is that a good card?
>>58741279
Think ill have your bitch on my dick in bed
best /brit/ ever
>>58741324
I shall see you tomorrow then
I shan't bother telling you the time
ta ta for now
>>58741277
Wow your totally being ignorant and rude to this LGBT individual. I have the right mind to report you to my good friend the janitor for homophobia.
>>58741335
everyday is good /brit/ day desu
>>58741224
I like it. I love Talk On Corners as well, great album.
>>58741274
>>58741310
Me too mate haha
Can't die soon enough desu
craving a (You)
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10105784
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10105784
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10105784
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10105784
>>58741321
the secondhand cringe is so bad
how did that guy land a gf lad
>>58741321
read all of this
>go to /ck/
>it's just amerilards claiming that they do every type of food better than everyone else on the planet
hmm yes
>>58741277
Wow, someone pulled the trigger big time.
>>58741349
goodnight god bless
yanks
http://www.strawpoll.me/10105784
http://www.strawpoll.me/10105784
http://www.strawpoll.me/10105784
had many excellent wanks to this feed
https://twitter.com/sexselfies?lang=en
>>58741399
http://chirb.it/NBsA69
hear me out lads
Going to watch louis theroux and the nazis before bed
>being famous
>>58741427
>some retarded chick trying to be 2deep4u on facebook
Color me shocked.
Why is british music so best?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fINsjNUZmqo
Listening to OM. My chakras are aligning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts3YWVFUnvU
>>58741452
ty lad
>>58741531
np x
Someone posted a new meme on here the other day. It was music to a Simpsons clip from Bart Gets Hit By a Car.
Anyone have it?
>>58740774
>>58741464
whos her
>>58741531
another one lol
>>58741545
want a shag?
just thought of a joke
(190 pls reply)
>>58741549
yeh
is hyundai elantra a nice car?
>>58741549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhi0p7fDUP8
>>58741417
/ck/ is a bigger shitposting board than /b/. If you think the /int/ mods don't give a fuck then you haven't seen anything yet.
Well aside from anti-American threads, they get taken down instantly but anti-British threads stay up for days until they 404.
God I want a British gf
>>58741617
lol on my way there now then
>>58741589
sure why not
>>58741607
Thanks lad
>>58741636
It's alright, neither will I
>>58741607
Based Vaporwave bro
>>58741655
np x
just look up simpsonwave
God I want a British bf
>>58741647
http://chirb.it/NBsA69
pretend i'm the bloke she's talking about
God I want a French gf
>>58741617
why do Brits can't cook well?
>>58741636
No you don't.
>>58741636
the good ones are already servicing the superior french wood
>tfw it physically hurts my stomach when I think of tfw no gf
>>58741636
went to the store yesterday and there were a couple brit girls there, absolute slags though
*violently pours a glass of water*
>>58741694
Here :3 unless you're that Yank with the stubby willy lol
>>58741712
It hurts even more when you think you have a gf for two months and then she says she's not in love with you.
>>58741636
>Wanting a gf from somewhere with a HDI lower than Mississippi
>>58741694
lewd
post tight yank hole
>>58741699
women are the niggers of gender
they are mostly as weak emotionally than physically
have less sense of humor
and just can't say what they think because they don't want to make wave
wish i was a bent banana gobbler desu
>>58741702
Another stellar post from America.
God I want a Spanish rocker gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0HGy7xlJIQ
women...
*sigh*
can't live with em, can't live without em (except me)...
>>58741617
I thought there would actually be discussions about cooking and some knowledge sharing in food in general, but what I found is that the extent of their interest in food is discussing which premade sauce is the best for burgers. That board could really do with some europeans desu
>>58741714
II remember you saying. Where is this exactly? Somewhere sunny and filled with beaches like Florida?
>>58741712
My stomach violently hurts when i sit the wrong way because my intestines are so full of constipated rock hard shit it makes them press my other organs.
Have you ever felt a hard turd pressing at your lungs when you breathe?
>>58741763
What did he mean by this?
>>58741747
This is why life is shit
The sole purpose of being alive is to pass on your genes via reproduction, love is literally the only thing that matters. Love is very hard for me to come by and if I do come across it she'll inevitably leave me. What is the point in living?
I just want a gf whose as insecure as me who'll never leave me and be with me until I die from lung cancer
How does Game of Thrones manage to be both incredibly fedora and incredibly normie at the same time?
>>58741795
looks like a transgender
bit gay
>>58741758
no, you post your tight pink brit hole
Why are blacks so ugly lads?
God I want a Jewish girlfriend
>>58741607
>JOYRIDE - 事故
>Song: Vektroid - Calm
bit confused
>>58741807
Sort of; Columbia, South Carolina which is indeed very sunny. No beaches though, but we do have a big university which is I suppose is probably why they're here.
>>58741831
laughed at this post. i duno
>>58741711
There's nothing superior about anything French.
>>58741763
if this doesn't warrant a fedorapost, what does?
You're now conscious of your left hand resting on your face.
back from my walk lads
couple fuckers called me a ginger tart for some reason
>>58741843
reported to the london thought police for a multicultural, loving and muzzled society
>>58741881
wrong
>>58741881
>leaning your hand on your face
dont want acne thanks
>if this doesn't warrant a fedorapost, what does?
>>58741890
GET YER TITS OUT FOR THE LADS
what does this mean?
it says i'll need to pay duties tax but it doesn't give me an option to pay it
reeee
>>58741733
All yanks have stubby willies, they cut the end off when they are kids.
>>58741918
if only i were a woman
>>58741895
Joke's on you, I'm not English.
Hitler and Jeremy Corbyn want this eradicated from the earth. Imagine! I mean, what kind of gay lunatic do you have to be to want to rid the world of the beautiful Miss Portman?
>>58741873
French philosophy was for a long time quite superior to English.
>>58741915
do this all the time and never had acne checkm8
>>58741929
then the jokes clearly on you
>>58741881
left hand was on my balls as i read this
>>58741873
of course there isn't
*sound of hands rubbing each other in the distance*
>>58741880
your fucking namefaggotry
i bet i could slap your ass and call you princess
>U-r-gay
hehehe
>>58741940
>u r gay
>>58741763
>humor
Fuck off yank.
>>58741976
then i'll neck u
>>58741967
>implying my glorious white right-wing Christian nation is a joke compared to Enigland
Really miss secondary school t b
It was just 6 hours a day of banter with the lads.
can't stop pissing
don't know why
>>58742004
isn't your country like a client state of england or something
>>58741976
Do you know a French girl called Honorine or Camille?
>>58741998
sure you would bby
>>58741996
>OH MY LORD LADS THIS FROG FORGOT TO PUT A U IN HUMOUR HE'S A YANK HE'S A YANK TELL HIM TO FUCK OFFFF
You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
>>58741920
pls help
>>58741806
/ck/ is nothing but watching a fat Mexican shill his products and slowly gorge himself to death, Americans discussing which fast food place is the best and andti-British shitposting threads.
It is a horrible board full of horrible people.
Prove to me that England even exists
>>58742028
Aren't you in the wrong general?
>>58741920
>unforeseen event
>>58742057
never regretted it since i'm positive i would've been rejected
>>58741996
how autistic do you have to be to point out a non native english speaker not using british spellings?
>>58742074
>Ireland
aren't you in the wrong country
jesus jfcing christ
the gym episode of peep show is so hard to watch
>>58742057
Wrong. I regret asking her out.
>>58741920
where in bristol do you live?
>>58741814
Is this the slag who is going to ruin the new Star Wars film?
>>58742035
no
any young girl named honorine is either a 200 years old vampire or a stuck up bourgeoise with a cocaine habit and the highest maintenance known to mankind
>>58742095
No.
>>58742048
m8 i'd batter you irl.
>>58741413
>>58741321
can you give us a quick tl;dr version of it?
i ain't readin' that shit
>>58742079
laffed
>>58742007
FONT
>>58742057
>Implying i didn't ask her out
The result is the same, anyways
>>58742049
you are on a brit thread you fucking ugly fat yank dunkin donut eating nigger
>>58742103
Why lid?
>>58742104
westside.
>>58742112
she's the only reason I'll be watching the film
>>58741845
Stand on a pair of ladders, whip out your willy and proudly proclaim "I have the high ground".
Instant Hershlag gf.
>>58742124
WHO IS THAT?
>>58742171
clifton?
>>58742119
i'd batter inside you
and leave you with my spawn
I cum like vodoo
don't need no brawn
>>58742114
She comes from a really quite place in France. Like farm land.
*angrily folds some towels*
>>58741940
I don't even know what country your flag is supposed to be so your opinion is irrelevant.
>>58742140
Turned out to be a cunt.
>>58742208
she probly wants to suck on your neck
the other one
ruus hemmelschwitz
*massages your prostate*
>>58741976
*sound or arrows being drawn in the distance"
Heh, nothing personnel kid.
>>58742245
She did but I fucked up
>>58742197
who's asking?
>>58742190
suarez?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jCubglck0
yo
im going to make my own chain of coffeshop/bakeries right
and name it "The BAKEry" right and sell lots of baked goods and other delicious things and a lot of the food there will be THC infused and will get niggas high and shit
its going to have a real cool feel to it, like a starbucks type of place but even more /comfy/ and with well designed decor and shit
>>58742049
You're on the money tonight yank, now get out of our general, you globule of doughnuts and piss.
>>58742092
Just fuck off yank, Jesus Christ. It's bad enough that you fuck up our language, we come to a British general so that we don't have to see your verbal diarrhoea.
>>58742198
ok.
last reply i'm giving you Pierre.
Any of you guys have relatives who served in WW1?
My Great-grandfather was a lieutenant in a London Regiment but I've lost any photos of him.
>>58741971
Like he said, hand was on your face
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