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lads
>normies will actually fall for the glamour of Obama saying Britain should stay in the EU
Forget Obama hates Britain and he doesn't want Britain to be competition to America. Would America EVER give up its sovereignty to some foreign bureaucracy?
retweet this post thanks
>>58254827
>>58254766
>>58254718
They were on holiday in Spain and all I know is that they were driving and have been hit by someone in a lorry
>>58254673
i thought you were speaking hypothetically lad
are you parents actually dead??? what happened?
>>58254912
You'll get some kind of cash settlement
Wish I was you Tbh
I love my parents but, cash>>>>>>>>lives
>>58254912
fucking hell lad sorry :((
i'd contact the embassy and ask them what needs to be done to bring them home
>>58254919
See
>>58254912
I know fuck all at the moment
i woke up today wishing i was someone else
took my consciousness away to escape myself
>>58254930
>cash>>>>>>>>lives
>>58254930
paki
Can't wait lads
>>58254950
Could try browsing the 'leak, might find out what exactly happened haha
>>58254912
sorry to hear that, lad, but ffs don't you ever post a cliffhanger like that at the fag-end of a thread!
It is imperative that we round up every hopeless degenerate and put them on a cross.
Soon I will be among you.
It's gonna be weird as fuck having a different flag.
It's gonna be weirder still when some random Argentinian throws a snappy Falklands comment my way.
>>58255095
what do you think about the falklands
>>58254822
>shitting on nihilism
why
you'll see one day, it's the truth behind everything
>>58255061
Fuck off to /pol/ amerilard
>>58254948
They said they were going to call me at some point tomorrow/later today; for now I'm getting pissed on as much whiskey as I can drink
>>58255148
do you have much other family lad?
>>58255119
Honestly I don't care, but it sucks that a bunch of literal noobs right out of high school got sent that way just to help a dictator become more popular.
Maybe some kind of understanding could have been had before the war, now that ship has sailed. If I were an islander I wouldn't wanna be a part of Argentina. I don't even know which side is right because every source I've ever found is biased in some way or another.
>>58255147
He's right
>>58255173
Not around where I am, both sets of grandparents are at other ends of the country and I haven't seen them in years.
Family reunion will happen at least
>>58255125
Why did you make this post if you didnt think you were morally obligated to persuade someone to accept what you think is correct?
>>58255201
I'm kind of jealous
>>58255210
>Why did you make this post if you didnt think you were morally obligated to persuade someone to accept what you think is correct?
>>58255201
tbqh id find someone to be with ay
as much as you want to be alone, you probably shouldn't be
>>58255222
Didn't even like my parents, hated the cunts sometimes
Now they're gone and I fucking miss them
>>58255251
I've got my gf but she's currently finishing off uni in another city, I imagine she'll come to see me once I speak to her though.
>>58255252
You probably get their house
You're better off than the vast majority of people now
>>Why did you make this post if you didnt think you were morally obligated to persuade someone to accept what you think is correct?
Thanks for the (You) nerd
>>58255147
Rasheed.
>>58255181
>I don't even know which side is right
Then you're a dumb cunt.
>>58255125
sorry m8
I'm not 16 anymore
>>58255269
yeah i'd let her know and just avoid the liquor like the plague m8
it wont do you any good
>mfw at work
bleeding from my palms like a passion
might gas the jews
breivik was right
>>58254912
poor lad, sorry for your loss m8
>>58255381
retro
>>58255269
My condolences
got to wake up early tomorrow to take the train into the city so I can drop a single piece of paper off at an office at uni then spend 2 hours on the bus back home immediately after
>mfw on holiday
>>58255269
>I've got my gf but she's currently finishing off uni in another city
>implying she's not another guy's gf right now
>>58255269
fucking normie
doing my entire thesis during an all nighter the night before its meant to be in edition
>>58255269
normie problems lmao
Aww
Islamic republic of Britain
What is there to do in Wales?
>>58255269
normie
deserve to be cheated on
>why would it matter if a tiny demographic that makes up less than 2% of the population has a choke hold on 95% of our media, controls all of our leading universities, and is heavily entrenched throughout all layers of government?
>so what if jew culture revolves around cronyism and nepotism, what could possibly go wrong?
>>58255545
/pol/ pls go
just received this from the gf
>>58255567
rasheed
>>58255535
drink and fuck sheep
>>58255335
Had all these small bottles of whiskey an ex-gf got me from York a few years ago, going through them and sleeping desu
>>58255545
Ah, the new NUS president has come to our humble thread
>>58255545
Should have just bowed down to Hitler lads.
>>58255625
>>58255595
>>58255567
>it's all a conspiracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0kO-pVsc3E
>>58255651
>Literally WE WUZ KWEENS
Wew lad.
>>58255651
It literally is, but the jews have all their fronts cleverly covered.
>Decades of conditioning via the """Holocaust""" so they're seen as the eternal victims
>anyone who challenges these outlandish claims is a tinfoil
>all while slowly converting everything to their Zionist Eden
Truly a fucked world and we won't get to experience space travel in our lives.
WE
WUZ
KWEENS
>>58255712
WAS
CLICK CLICK CLICK
BANG BANG BANG
>>58255651
I'm so sick of the BBC forcing their extreme left agenda.
>>58255651
.... Fucking hell it's like a parody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0kO-pVsc3E
Nice queen you got there, m8s
*SMACKS LIPS*
>>58255739
> BBC
> Extreme left
Yeah, Communists would fucking fawn over the royals wouldn't they?
BBC are pro-establishment whatever it is at the time, nothing else. Fuck off.
>>58255743
>>58255755
WE
WUZ
KWEENS
OF
'INGLIN'
'N'
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
There's literally nothing wrong with the BBC
>>58255801
AYOOOOOOOO
JAG-WIRE
>>58255743
I literally just posted this you utter cunt
>>58255766
Kill yourself my man, I don't want you to trigger the BBC guy, that will cost us two threads if he starts dumping his BBC biased folder.
>>58255826
I'd rather he killed himself lad
Can niggers just fuck off back to their shithole continent? They ruin everything globally.
>>58255770
I bet there will be another black president in my lifetime. I'll already be living in my compound off the grid by then though
>>58255843
Agreed Tbh
>>58255766
Here is your (you).
swimming to Australia with the lads
New Kygo lads https://soundcloud.com/kygo/track-7
>>58255843
>niggers
>not taking over the entire world
top lol
>>58255848
It's over lad, no more white male presidents ever. Western civilisation is over.
>>58255838
Rasheed or shitposter, either way you are new as fuck here.
>>58255848
> Not wanting Lambert from Splinter Cell as your president
What is wrong with you?
It's not like the BBC haven't spat on British culture will nigger queens before.
>>58255897
Kill yourself m80
>>58255915
Why is this even allowed? It's actually offensive
>>58255915
Who cares though really
It doesn't matter
Kill yourself
>>58255952
Rasheed.
>>58255915
Tbh it bothers me even more that shes just ugly
>>58255966
They use the same logic as this /tv/ cuck
>"Casting PoC in what might otherwise to default to white roles undermines white supremacy; casting white actors in roles that would otherwise be given to PoC reinforces it. It's not that complicated."
>>58255997
Fuck off paki
>>58256042
> Product of generations of inbreeding
> Not ugly
Mate...
>>58255997
>le nothing matters dude just smoke a reefer
Kill yourself you cunt
licking my stache cause it feels fuzzy
>>58256045
What, white supremacy? It's fucking medieval England there were no black people. It would be like doing a film about Martin Luther king and having a chinese Actor play him.
Diversity worked in Survivors desu, enjoyed that show
>>58256045
I just saw that too. It's obviously bait. f it was a tumblr or r^ddit quote I could believe it, but not a 4chan poster.
>>58256066
> Not caring about who plays someone on a tv programme
> don't care about anything blaze it 420 xD
Not the same thing.
Fucking idiot.
>>58256045
i think i'm tired and misunderstanding it because it reads to me like it's siding with you lads
best dark souls boss fight ever
why so suddenly ded?
King Arthur was a Pakistani Muslim
>>58256215
i've been meaning to ask, why do you have so many pakistanis specifically
The nigger queen played a nigger queen on doctor who too. Coincidence?
>>58256223
The same reason the French have so many Algerians, empire connection resulting in mass importation of low education labour force after WW2 wiped out so many natives.
>>58256240
she played a french courtesan type woman, not a queen
>>58256240
the nigger queen on doctor who is jewish however
>>58256223
They came after WWII, didn't integrate and have continued bringing their families by marrying cousins and inbreeding. We would like them to stop but that would be racist.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/children/11723308/First-cousin-marriages-in-Pakistani-communities-leading-to-appalling-disabilities-among-children.html
>>58256288
She literally played Queen Elizabeths great, great, great etc granddaughter on Doctor Who.
>>58256273
>>58256318
damn, are there really that many?
oh well we're no better with all the chinese here
>>58256318
At least they are fucking themselves over genetically.
this inbreeding will eventually result in infertility, right?
>>58256333
No, the actress from Merlin is Angel Coulby, the actress from Doctor Who who played "Liz Ten" is Sophie Okonedo, a Nigerian Jew
>>58256340
The eternal jew is the enemy of humanity.
Testing a theory lads:
I think if I say I've got a masters degree in something intelligent, people will think what I'm saying is more intelligent. Even if I'm just saying the same shit I normally say.
>>58256365
What? We are talking about
>>58255743
>>58255651
>yank walks into the pub
>shouts "You drunken cockney louts"
What do?
>>58256183
which fights that??
>>58256423
Sorry, the first I saw of this was the photo from Merlin
>>58256423
sorry, to clarify, i thought this >>58256240 was referring to that photo
i haven't slept sorry
>>58256440
abyss watchers, the entire fight is just chaos
>>58256431
Nothing because cockneys don't exist anymore because they got replaced with shitskins.
>>58256340
>oh well we're no better with all the chinese here
except you are really. chinks dont have the poisonous impossible to remove weed that is islam and on average north east asians have higher IQs than whites, while muslims have lower. by importing shitskin muslims youre basically bringing in a backwards as fuck idealogy that will never go away and youre also getting a net loss in IQ for the nation as a whole. with chinks they would do much better integrating in a generation or two and will actually be an overall increase in IQ for the nation. you still shouldnt want them there because theyre not fucking white, but theyre still miles better than shitskin muslims.
>>58256431
He gets glassed if everyone is feeling generous.
>>58256495
Well damn...
are leprechauns real
>>58256492
i'm not up to that one, how far in is it??
>>58256505
well there's a museum about them so yes
>>58256487
Less sorry, more fuck the BBC.
>>58256508
fair way in, i tend to play really slowly though
If you whiteboys are so darn mad about t then file a complaint with the bbc, but you won't do anything and the show will go on air and people will watch it.
https://youtu.be/W0kO-pVsc3E
WE WUZ ENGLISH QUEENS N SHIT
All these years I've been merely pretending to be an abnormie.
I'm not a virgin
I don't know tfw no gf
I don't even know what the fuck REEEEEEEEEEE even means
>>58256558
im only just clearing undead settlement and ive had it a week lmao
>>58256588
If you know about and browse 4chan, you're abnormie. Sorry lad
alri lads
Janny banned me for posting tits, fuck him desu
AYO YOU BE SAYIN
*Smacks lips*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*Shoplifts*
AYO SO YOU BE SAYIN
*Skips paying child support*
THAT WE WAS QUEEN OF ENGLAND N SHIT?
>M-Mr J-Juncker sir, c-can we p-please take less i-immigrants?
>No.
>L-look a-at the benefits the EU g-gives us guys!
remaincucks are literally the worst
>AYO YOU BE SAYIN
>*Smacks lips*
>SO YOU BE SAYIN
>*Shoplifts*
>AYO SO YOU BE SAYIN
>*Skips paying child support*
>THAT WE WAS QUEEN OF ENGLAND N SHIT?
These are fucking amazing, lads. Seriously hope you get them there
>>58256743
>keebler
doubt it, not even on the yank shelf
>Black Jews have the most pure blood and closest connection to the line of Solomon
>hold the Arc of the Covenant, literally the direct line to God
>somehow everywhere yet never in the limelight
yfw you realised white Jews are just the sacrificial puppets of da tru KANGS
STOP PUTTING "Manager" IN JOB TITLES THAT AREN'T MANAGEMENT IT MAKES IT HARD TO SEARCH JOBS REEEE
>>58256755
What are some of the things on a yank shelf?
Lads I think it's time we had the talk about Islam.
The gf sent this
>>58256864
Pop tarts in flavours that we don't normally get, kraft macaroni and cheese, milk duds mike and ikes and some other sweets, lucky charms and maybe some other cereals, root beer, can't remember what else from the last time I had a look.
>>58256885
>multicoloured bra
>>58256885
I'd bag her to be honest.
Normies at work have started to question my encyclopedic /int/ knowledge lads.
>Two normies at work talking about a trip to thailand
>One says "ha ha make sure you don't shag a ladyboy by mistake"
>They start talking about how to identify one
>Channel a thread I saw on 4chan 6 months ago
>Say "Actually it's pretty easy, the Thai government don't allow you to change your birth gender so just ask to see any official ID".
>They ask me how I know this kind of shit
>>58256654
mongus maximus
we wuz queenz n shiet
I handed in my thesis but why am I so anxious about it???????
>>58256993
yankus fatimus
>>58256983
just say you're into ladyboys
>>58256864
A gun and bible
>>58256983
Just tell them you watch John Oliver
Hey what's up
*screams*
>"Ha ha why do you know so much about other countries anon?"
>>58257055
Just say you read international news you dimwit
>>58257014
still doing mine and its in for today :^)
>>58257079
You the guy that had 50 words done? How's that coming along?
Does anyone actually watch the bbc?
>>58257107
sliding in and out, yeah
>>58257111
What do they even have that is good? Top Gear s dead and they can only make Attenborough documentaries every few years.
>>58257031
my dick
who is this slut in the back
>>58257148
*please be theresa may, please be theresa may*
>>58257105
yes, 700 words done now.... aiming for around 2000, got about 7 hours until i need to hand it in, luckily its essentially just a lab report on an experiment i did so most of the stuff can be displayed as data and not in words
Chebs
>>58257169
might be a man desu
>>58257237
She says she's not in her profile
also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3grilBMXiM
Tubular Bells 2bh
what happens here, anything interesting?
>>58254822
literally me
im too afraid to have an uniformed opinion and get schooled so i dont just bother have opinions
>>58257308
There's nothing bad about being wrong, a good bloke can gracefully concede to being corrected.
>>58257298
Nah.
Do NOT want to go to work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D80VLeOivJM
Happy Friday lads
>dissertation
>2000 words
goodnight /brit/
>>58257429
Same la
I almost called in to ask for some more compassionate leave, doing a depression at the moment
>>58257429
FRIDAY M8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTz93Y-qeq0
>>58257298
Me in the middle
Post the song you're listening to
When is bbc portraying a black historical figure as white?
>>58257505
ommadawn is better
>>58257516
that's racist
>>58257516
prince or obama?
Made a stack of fried bread for breakfast lads. Haven't even slept yet haha
Good morning lads, have any of you actually just woke up rather than staying up all night?
Homemade fleshlight felt amazing last night
>tfw sitting in work and nobody knows I came hard in a latex glove only hours earlier
>>58257582
I woke up about an hour ago, going back to bed soon though, just need to sort a few things out first.
>>58256983
>>Channel a thread
what
>>58257582
woke about half an hour ago. going to work in 5 minutes
Hate that coon Obama
>>58257609
Dumbarse
>Do pub quiz with the lads
>Flags questions or Country trivia crops up
>Ace it every time
>"How do you know that Anon?"
>tfw I'll never have kids
The US only want the Big 5 to stay in the EU so it's only as strong as Germany which they can influence easily maintaining control over the pivot region and world island and hence the global hegemony.
>>58257582
Woke up at 1am
>>58257656
hold on
channeling a thread
>>58257662
Feels good. Listening to people prattle on about their kids is excruciating, wouldn't trade lives for a second
>>58257662
>tfw she will never love me back
>>58257662
Rape a Catholic, abortion isn't allowed so they'd have to have your kid
>>58257688
I felt like that at one point too. Just give it time, laddo.
>>58257760
I'm 27
>girls who say they're "tall" when they're 5'8"
>>58257760
How old are you?
r8 my homework lads
>>58257783
They are
>The BBC is portraying yet another English monarch as a spear chucker
Have porn playing on the loud speaker lads
>>58257794
I won't tell you, but it starts with 3, and ends with 5.
>>58257783
>girls who say they're "tall" when they're only 6'1"
>>58257779
Then not long now bruv, mid thirties at the latest. Not everyone's brain grows and changes at the same rate, age is only one factor.
>>58257882
345, holy shit!
>>58257884
>>58257783
Haha, I meant 'guys'
>>58257882
If you've not had kids yet, good luck, because as your age increases your sperm quality plummets
>>58257905
Sounds like patronising bollocks tbf
I believe in God now
>>58257934
>he thinks my sperm works anyway
Cameron to rearrange cabinet for greater representation of LGBT and BME communities
>>58257934
That's wrong though, a womans fertility declines with age but a mans remains the same until death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjncyiuwwXQ
>>58257941
Nope, my brain was slow growing in some areas but you only know this in hindsight. Some people get all round good growth in line with expectations, most don't. Logic and reason didnt start kicking in with vengeance until my late 20s and then empathy took a few more years. The problem is people think they are adult, grown up, operating at full speed from their late teens when its another 10 years mostly for this to actually be true.
>>58257943
bad lad
>>58258011
scientifically prove it or you're wrong
>>58258037
He gifted me with the presence of Kyary after I was forced into business politics on my holiday by my dad.
How can He not be real
my one day of in 10 days lads
hahahahaha
>work hard at my job every day
>probably have the most product and industry knowledge in my department
>apply to, get interviewed for and deserve every career progression i get
>others around me get promotions to my level and above just thrown at them with no application or interview just because they're suck ups
>as long as those under them are intelligent no one will realise how incompetent they are
this post was created for the sole purpose of keeping this thread alive
>>58258106
Either learn how to play office politics or change companies
You need to suck up to bosses, they are the ones promoting people
Wish I could go back in time and get a handy from a wwi nurse after getting shot by a German
>>58258111
Good lad
>>58258106
>waah waah I have inadequate social skills and don't understand how human competitiveness works
>it's not fair that they got what I have for a fraction of the effort, I worked harder so DESERVE more than them
>>58258053
First and Second Adulthoods are terms used still I think, if you are really interested look into human brain development and how frontal lobe development and the amagdyla are affected. The ranges for development are within general boundaries not "at X age this happens" and environment, health and nutrition all have effects on this. With regards to logic,reason and empathy kicking in hard i can only offer experience, it happened to me, it happened to people around me and I have no reason to believe it won't happen to others. Its the reason you get more sensible as you get older, its not more sensible its that your brain deals with thigns differently, the way you thought before changes and takes other things into account for decisions.
>>58258138
>ywn die for Britain when it was worth dying for
>>58258106
maybe you're overestimating your intelligence or what it takes to do the job?
>>58258138
He wants a handy from Garp's mum
>british
>culture
hahhahaha
>>58258161
>I worked harder so DESERVE more than them
Not sure if you're being sarcastic as this is true
>he tried to answer a question Melvyn Bragg didn't ask
>>58258204
This
>>58258138
Wrong pic
>>58258176
DIDNT READ LOL!
>>58258179
You can still die for Britain in the effort to make it worth dying for
Modafinil combined with phenibut puts you on another level of godliness lads, it is unbelievable
The phenibut gives you social skills and counteracts the autism from the modafinil, whilst the modafinil gives you focus and counteracts fatigue from the phenibut
The only thing is that tolerance builds very quickly
>>58258204
Not remotely. They got what you have for a tenth of the effort, seems to me that they have the right idea and you're just a bitter, jealous arsehole.
I'm the same, I have no special talent and can't "network" to save my life so have to struggle for promotion or better pay whilst other get it easily. It bothers me, but it's my fault not their's.
>>58258312
What's phenibut do on its own?
I take modafinil every working day, interested
*remotely activates the vibrating egg I placed inside your bum as you slept*
>>58258342
m'lady
>>58258369
*drops the collection of ming vases i was carrying*
Doing an poop in my favourite service station
Better than sex
These shitposts are wrong at a time when negotiations are still going on.
>>58258441
>poop
fuck off yank
>>58258441
cheeky pants desu
>>58258355
Helps stop social anxiety, but has the side effect of making alcohol / nicotine much stronger, and making you very sleepy
First time I had it, actually contributed in a seminar, was making jokes over lunch, felt amazing. Then I was walking home at about 2pm and felt very sleepy, went back and slept 17 hours
>>58258388
RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GjWgbGJmX0
>>58258441
Which is it? Personally I don't think you can beat Keele Services
>>58258441
enfield service station?
>>58258470
haaaate it
>>58258441
are they women's underwear? fag tbqh
>>58258318
>hard work doesn't get you promoted
Ah yes very good company culture to have. Enjoy no one trying as they don't see the point.
>>58258441
Classic toilet paper under thighs trick
Welcome to the clan brother
>>58258485
Think they're Simpsons-themed. Quite qt.
im screaming
>>58258490
I thought that was what everyone does. Don't want to catch aids from some faggot before me
>>58258503
be quiet pls
>>58258486
Hey, if you don't like it then get promoted the easy way until you're in a position to make those changes.
>>58258486
>he doesn't play the game of thrones at work
It's the only thing that makes my job slightly interesting. Meeting the right people, doing the right favours, manipulating others to bring you up and others down. Would quit my job if it was just hard work for a promotion
Guess I'LL have to do a post then.
being me lads
>start at the bottom and work your way to the top
people still believe this meme in 2016? wew lads
>>58258514
No ...
>>58258694
pls tho
>>58258676
don't
>>58258676
What's that like?
>>58258699
Well im done anyway
can feel myself rotting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfROT6jWSkw
>>58258710
too late
>>58258714
yeah not bad i think haha
>>58258754
I just started again
>>58258809
nooooooo
Just took a poo lads
>>58258441
What's up with the panties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_OH1cKBS_o
neat video
>>58258871
They are called knickers, you knicker.
>>58258817
Prefer the other one with the mouth out
>>58258892
Looks like you got them in the ladies department
lads how can i tell a girl that i dont want to go on a date with her tonight if she has dsaid that "shes tired"
HILARY
>>58258948
How about "If you're tired, why don't we reschedule for x day/time" then it's not really cancelling as much as giving the option to do it another time.
>>58258951
Her Mexican m8 was better.
>>58258988
i dont want to go on the date with her at all though
>>58258993
t. Gomez Juarez
Which ethanol should I buy from the supermarket? I am leaning towards ethanol produced by fermenting apples.
>>58258994
just tell her you have aids
>>58258456
Is it a over the counter thing?
>>58258994
then just say that, if you don't want to date her then what have you got to lose by saying so?
>>58259068
>it's a 'just be yourself :)' episode
>>58258994
I'll tell her for you if you want.
>>58259045
seconded
>>58259095
>offers no reason why that's a bad idea
>>58259164
i care about our mutual friend's opinions of me
Guys
Brunel, Kent, Middlesex, or Aberdeen for law?
>>58259202
>Aberdeen
triggered
>>58258988
suggest doing it another time and then keep putting it off until she gets fed up
>>58259182
that's fair enough but I don't get how they would think less of you for not wanting to go on a date with someone you aren't into and who isn't into you if they are already making excuses about being tired.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cP6g-zqi9Q
>>58259255
she said she isnt tired enough to cancel anyway but yeah i dont know its in like an hour so a bit late noticed
>>58259234
Seemingly a good law school, though
>>58259297
well if you wait until an hour before to cancel then you're a bit of a dick really. Get your shit together and go on the date, you might have fun when you get there and if not then bail after an hour.
Where is the date/what are you planning to do? inb4 fingerblast her in a carpark
Oh lads
Lads lads lads
Whatever will I do
>>58259340
going to a pub/club
then fingerblast her in the carpark
>>58259339
Yeah it's a decent uni; it's just where poleaboo cut his teeth as a sexual deviant.
Edinburgh is probably more prestigious for law (also it's not in the middle of bumfuck nowhere). You might consider applying there if you can though their entry standards are higher.
>>58259381
poleaboo went to school in scotland?
>>58259381
>it's just where poleaboo cut his teeth as a sexual deviant.
Tell me more
I don't quite have the grades for Edinburgh, unfortunately. My choices are limitied anyways, as I'm applying this late.
>>58259359
go to the pub with them then if after a drink or two you really aren't in the mood, just say you have too much stuff to do tomorrow to be dead on your feet and that it's been fun and get out of there, she'll get the hint but you won't have done anything your friends will persecute you for.
Spending a lot of today with my Granda, it's his 82nd birthday, he's had more strokes than a labrador puppy, this is pretty definitely going to be his last birthday and my grandma is in the hospital circling the drain so what little of his brain is still working is worrying about her.
Would quite like to give it a miss but they have a nice house that nobody else in the family really needs so if I'm lucky I'll get left that, it's the only thing that's keeping me from locking my door and turning my phone off.
paki
>>58259542
delet
shitskin
>>58259570
it was in poor taste, i'll admit
>>58259584
>>58259561
>>58259542
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>>58259589
God forgives
poo
whenever one of these runt normie "celebrities" dies I'm just happy it's not David Attenborough.
>>58259626
delet
>>58259626
dirty bugger
>apply for a job in overqualified for but need a job
>turned down in a generic email 2 hours later
Ah yes very impressive.
>>58259702
oh
>>58259749
It's alright. Only kidding. Deleted post for you.
>>58259784
You did you are best
>you are best
current tinder tactic
>say hello how are you
>*response*
>Im good, got any plans for tonight
>*response*
>got any plans for saturday
>awaiting response
>>58259831
pls respond
imagine having sex 2 - 3 times a week or whatever normans do
poo
>>58259869
Wouldn't mind being a norman 2bh. Even just having a job and being a friendless, loveless wageslave would be preferable at this point.
>>58259867
time is of the essence
currently have 3 girls awaiting my response
may need to switch tactics and call them cute or some thing
>>58259831
>awaiting response
Love this part 2bh
>>58259869
unironically can'y even imagine having sex
>>58259907
>>58259831
>Not using any one of these ebin chat-up lines like a baws
>>58259869
sex isn't that great
don't know why you nerds fixate on it so much
doing an anxiety attack
current tinder tactic
>>58259984
>having anxiety in burgerland and not having a script for alprazolam
no excuse
>>58260001
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>>58259957
not sure these translate so good
c-can i make a new thread for you guys?
>>58260094
fucks sake
lads tour to bangkok next
>>58260096
go 4 it
and that's how difficult it is lads
>>58260059
So use 'em when you get back then?
does this seem apathetic or should I respond?
>>58260132
Okay
won't get any matches though probs
though picture is better then when I did it last time
