/fa/ edition
Cara
benders out forever
Shite on a focking shingle ladz.
Post your favourite cultures your nation has destroyed.
Mine: Welsh.
Weird when someone talks about sex with a woman or having a girlfriend and expects me to relate.
Mate I don't have a fucking clue what you're on about. Just pipe down.
>>58252417
you don't
>>58252432
hoyl fuck is that cara as a kid? she was clearly stunnu8ng frim day one
hows GF2016 going lads?
>>58252453
ngl (not good lad)
>>58252453
Spoke to my female cousin and got along with her. Usually can't say a word around women and just run away.
>>58252453
Gonna phone the ex when I move out in a month lad.
We'll see how it goes, if that doesn't pan out, then we're fucked.
>>58252444
Some of the North American-native American cultures were pretty interesting.
no gf
no job
no internship
nothing
all i've got is my family and they'll die soon enough
genetic RUBBISH
Going to bed now so reply to me with whatever you want, I won't read it
Don't even try
First for behead promiscuous men and imprison their enablers.
>>58252470
kek you think itneracting with female relatives counts you fucking sperg
>>58252453
realised i can't get a gf for actual reasons so yeah maybe i'll try next year if everything is sorted
>>58252489
>muh shape-shifting animal spirits: The culture
>>58252170
>Hello, I am bear grylls and today I'm going to be urinating in my own mouth and eating my gran for sustenance.
6 trillion viewers.
Why do people like Bear Grylls?
>>58252477
>Gonna phone the ex
thats a bit of a cuck move mate
move on
this is my first post on 4chan in about 48 hours
>>58252497
>playing the cripple this hard
pathetic
women are not to blame for sleeping with the creme de la creme of men, it's those men that are to blame for not just sticking to the top tier of women and instead fucking every type of woman
jannys gonna freak
>>58252513
>Literally a culture that believes nobody can own land.
Why did they get utterly annihilated again?
>>58252511
what do you need to sort out lad?
>>58252451
!!!!!!NONCE ALERT!!!!!!!
>>58252507
I've literally never interacted with a non-relative femaie since I was in primary school, so yes it does count to me.
>>58252521
Not with the way it ended lad.
I'll spare you the blogpost though.
>>58252543
They literally stole land from eachother all the time. I don't even know why they feel the need to leave that out of textbooks. No one here even gets outraged by their "mistreatment". The commie ideal is bullshit, indians were just as greedy as us.
>>58252546
currently waiting for my latest gamsat score, but my last one was good enough to interview in victoria and nsw
so if i apply and get interviews and then get in to a med school there, i'll be in either victoria or nsw for the next 8 years. i'd have to be a legit moron to try and get a gf with that on the table.
>>58252532
some people just are genetic rubbish friend, no need to trample on us
Yanks out
>>58252489
Their whole disgusting race s like a curse.
>>58252457
Because theyre getting laid more than you. You are a fucking cuck if you dont try to advance your genes the most because you think someone deserves pussy more than you.
FUCKIN CHOOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo6ZaCTqxwM
>>58252477
why? so you can break up again? you two clearly aren't compatible lovers.
>>58252540
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
i spend my life on grand theft auto roleplay servers
yes that is sad but there i have friends, a job and a house
>>58252477
she's an ex for a reason lad
>>58252574
Hope you get in mate
an acquaintance from hs of mine just got accepted into dentistry at UWA. he had to an undergraduate degree first after fucking his atar.
Really jealous to be honest
>>58252597
Yes lad, because you go into every relationship with the intention of marrying her and being together forever.
Fuck off with the hypocrisy.
>>58252589
It is not a case of "deserves". It is just fact they get it and I don't. That is clearly the human biology rejecting my genetics, and that's okay because clearly I am inferior.
>>58252567
>Literally a group of people who will get into bed with Brits/Yanks/fuckinganyone who will oppose their shitty tribal enemies.
These people clearly deserved the whole fucking continent with their intellect.
why ponder life's complexity when the leather runs smooth on the passenger's seeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>58252543
>>58252513
Both are memes.They definitely believed in land ownership
>>58252588
There were multiple races of Native Americans. It was a pretty big continent
Here is a fun fact: Many native American tribes had mixed-race whites as their chieftains. Some of these were so mixed that they were almost indistinguishable from Europeans
This is because the tribes leadership passed through the daughters, and so the Scottish land owners would marry them and become chiefs
Andrew Jackson, who famously fought Indians, actually fought against mixed-race ones
>>58252622
cheers la
you should give it a go if you're jealous. you have nothing to lose except some money and adequate time to study. it's an absolute cunt of an exam but dentistry is nowhere near as high as med entry score wise. you could get most dentist schools on like 64's which is a reasonably good score but wouldn't get you guaranteed med placements anywhere.
>>58252654
They're the Africans of NA, as the abbos are for Ausland..
Now with our americanization we have streamlined casino's where they mock themselves with caricatures as payment for standing in the way of freedom with their pretend hippy shit.
>>58252694
>Literally giving these people technology thousands of years ahead of what they would've developed on their own.
The anglo is so evil.
gonna join the army lads
>>58252623
The question was how is GF2016 going, you answered that you were going to get back together with your ex which will obviously end badly again.
>implying I can be a hypocrite if I've never had a gf
moron lmao
>>58252731
WHAT REGIMENT.
>>58252715
They would have never developed it.
That's not an insult to them, it's just the way the continent was
>>58252731
you the lad from earlier
>>58252743
THE ROYAL FANNY-LICKER BATTALION
>>58252591
Thanks a lot for the feel, guy.
Israel is a cute country
>>58252623
dating your ex after she has already been your ex is almost universally recognised as a retarded thing to do.
there's a difference between dating without intention to marry and dating anything that history has shown will have you because you're lonely.
>>58252685
>>58252622
FOUN (fuck off unilad normies)
>>58252739
>with your ex which will obviously end badly again.
Or it could go well like any other relationship.
Really not the extrovert type who goes looking, so a girl who went after me is a miracle I won't let go to waste by a situation that got out of both our control.
Besides getting cucked by betaness is worse.
>>58252743
household cavalry
>>58252754
dunno maybe
>>58252797
go to bed
>>58252749
Reminder that the Aztec empire lost to a force of 400 spaniards.
>>58252629
>a certain bone structure in your face makes you inferior
okay bud.
we have all sorts of useless phenotypes, philtrums, confounded with the genes that perpetuate the species. The appearance of one's face is one of the biggest factors in attraction and one of the smallest in physically surviving. Attraction to facial aesthetics is literally a meme that found its way into the gene pool.
>>58252783
There's anecdotes for both sides of the argument, and while I fully recognize the logic you lads are trying to help with, and appreciate it. see:>>58252790
>>58252453
> I told myself this would be the year
> Made literally negative progress because I fell down the stairs on the way to uni last week and instead of helping me three chicks I know tried to contain their laughter.
>>58252770
no problem, lad
Hearing normies complain about lonliness is just laughable. I've spent that last three years living in a flat by myself at university. They will never understand what it is like to be alone.
Evening lads
>>58252810
why
>>58252832
It's 4 AM you fucking tosser.
>>58252814
Yep it does. Failing to reproduce makes you inferior. That's the facts and you should come to terms with it soon and not beat yourself up too much over it. I've already accepted I'm genetic trash and the human race is better without my genetics.
>>58252824
Well maybe you shouldn't have been such an autistic loser
>>58252841
*blows a sedative dart at you*
>>58252848
Literally just got in
Sober too, which is unusual for this time of night
>>58252814
*philtrums for instance
also, complacency isnt going to get you laid. Outrage and appealing to a sense of equality in women might undo instinct.
>tfw I convinced someone to join the army using solely /brit/
>>58252818
why did you break up?
>>58252858
I basically chose this life by never interacting with anyone. I don't really care that much, just don't pretend you understand what it means to be lonely just because you haven't had a gf for a week.
>>58252444
Anglo Canadian culture
>trying to record myself singing Fly Me to The Moon (In Other Words)
>mummy starts knocking on the door
>have to stop recording
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07XESht6SZt
>>58252849
youre an idiot.
I wish my country was still worth dying for
>>58252901
The French Weedman is in office and Canada is dead.
>>58252921
he hates Quebec desu and so did his dad
>>58252685
I have cystic fibrosis so I probably won't live long enough to finish med or dent if I got in.
I just went to uni to study history because I loved it, never expected to a career.
>tfw less than ten years left on earth
>watch a tv show you loved years ago
>see all the blatant shoehorned jew shit now
It's hard being redpilled, lads.
https://youtu.be/0H25ve3qts4
>>58252911
You're a delusional bitter loser.
>>58252931
>French name
He cannot escape this black mark.
>>58252797
What have you learned about the household cavalry
>>58252935
what show?
Curb your Enthusiasm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5XJ2GiR6Bo
ENOLA GAY, YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT HOME YESTERDAY
>>58252954
Youre a weakling who gives up before trying.
>>58252911
He's right on both accounts lad.
Failing to reproduce is the original beta.
And he's also right by saying the world does not need his rasheed half-breed genes.
>>58252813
With the help from some others. Aztecs are over rated desu
Consider this map. The red lines represent exchanges of ideas; the red lines are trade, warfare, migration, etc.
Horizontal red lines are easy to move around.
Vertical red lines are nearly impossible for any sort of spread of ideas or trade to happen. That's what I mean when I say "they could have never achieved" any even rudimentary modern technology
>in b4 Jared Diamond
Never read him, don't like him, he probably doesn't even talk about this
how do i balance the fact that i love the royal family and british tradition with the fact i despise the modern british state? fuck all the blacks and pakis 3bh
>>58252967
that you get to ride around on horses and do tank stuff
>>58252403
he has the same tattoo as this shemale lmao
>cara
>>58252985
It's a naive opinion to believe all nations are as good as each other and that it's all about money.
Some cultures [Anglo] are better than others.
DUUUUUUDE
>>58252978
Alpha males with superior genetics don't even have to try.
If you're trying you've already lost. Just accept it mate before your bitterness eats you from the inside.
>>58252996
blind retard
Weed
https://youtu.be/p3j2NYZ8FKs
every time i open a /brit/ thread this song pops in my head without fail
>>58252976
Not to mention the acting is pretty bad, but I guess for a show as ambitious as Lie To Me, and cable it was to be expected.
>>58253049
Good lad
Great song
>>58252932
sorry to hear that m8 but dont sell yourself short by any means.
one of the wallaby forwards has cystic fibrosis and he's still chugging away
I live in the virtual world. Almost every waking hour I have is spent on an online roleplaying server where I have a lot of money, friends, property etc. This has been my life for the past five years or more.
Really want to bang a Jewish broad so I can whisper heil Hitler in her ear while I fill her with my seed.
>>58253044
rofl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr9GJUcP1-g
HE'S A GREASY LOVER
women
>>58253064
have one more, la, i insist
https://youtu.be/ik2YF05iX2w
>>58253028
I agree. Modern, Western nations are trying to bring its populace to a base level of mediocrity. They are neglecting the fact that greatness comes from the people. German thinks that be importing millions of migrants to help the economy, this will make them great, but that's another story
But Im just saying that it's a very interesting anthropological study
Tribes living on the taller, vertical continents will inevitably keep bumping into the same other tribes. Up and down is the only direction. Whereas places like Italy or Egypt or India can spread any direction they please and meet someone new
>>58253096
that was really funny man
ah ha ha ha ha ha ho boy
*prays to Mecca*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjR1PH41Vkg
>watching this
>all these shit eating weak ass parents
makes me mad watching them
>>58253134
>Western nations are trying to bring its populace to a base level of mediocrity.
No just one group of people.
yanks ITT are at it again lads
whats the best thing to do after you get a finger caught in car door? i na lot of pain right now
>>58253143
stop stealing my gimmick, la, or at least use it in its entirety
it's time, lads
*kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca*
I'm in love with the world
Through the eyes of a girl
Who's still around the morning after
>>58253172
Ice it
>>58253044
>>58253177
Literally never been in /brit/ before
Aussies are posting again lads, think we should do something about it.
![london-taxi-makes-its-way-down-mall-london[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FnJFavg.jpg "london-taxi-makes-its-way-down-mall-london[1].jpg")
>>58252994
Best thing is the location Tbh
Literally in the centre of Westminster and the barracks is 100m away from Harrods
Getting to ride your horse up the Mall on the way to Horse Guards Parade
>>58252403
TypicalBrit.jpeg
hapax legomenon
>>58253197
never? damn shame! /brit/, good gimmick, that
>>58253199
ha ha ha ha nice one dude ha ha ha
Turkey is 1,000 times better than the United Kingdom.
>>58253219
FUCK OFF FROGMAN GO TO FUCKING BED.
this kangaroo is a fucking gimp!
An aussy just gave me a (You) lads.
I want to thank him but not sure I should.
really want to throat this chic and make her carry my rape baby
business idea: yanks decomposing in the ground
>>58253245
Why are YOU awake you rosbif?
>>58253269
The sun never sets.
>>58253188
thanks for the suggestion bro i just got a bag of frozen peas out of the freezer and put in on my finger and the pain is way less
>>58253259
>Labour
Would infiltrate her feelings then reveal myself as the right wing bigot I am
>tfw /brit/ are the only people I talk to and can consider my friends
I don't know what I would do if 4chan went away
>>58253263
Business Idea: Burning the white house again.
>>58253049
Well done.
>>58253274
Ok nice one, I admit
>>58253302
8ch
business idea: pack yanks into an old ship and sink it in the ocean
/brit/posting from Japan lads. Haha what am I like
>>58253297
Turn into one of us.
>>58253328
8ch is fucking shit
business idea: sell Aussies new ships
>>58253130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM
Empire Idea: Convert aussies into clean energy to replace the paki oil empire
>>58253148
>that Yank family
>literally everyone is on meds
>kid is one 5 different psycho drugs
>mum is on anti-depressants
>Dog is on anti-anxiety drugs
wew why is America so fucked up?
the way that kid talks too makes him sound like he's been lobotomized
>>58253333
i've got nothing against yanks 3bh but quads literally demands it
>>58253354
never been desu
what's shit about it?
>>58253328
>three boards are barely alive with the fraction of 4chan's users and speed
nah
even at their fastest, they're /brit/'s complete ded hour speed.
>>58253377
Each board has about 1 post every 2 days and the majority of boards are fetish shit
>>58253204
dont know if i should try join as an officer or not desu
>go on ex's instagram
>realise she's moved on and you haven't
ffs lads, it's been 6 months already
>>58253344
desu I love being a villain, especially towards a girl
>>58253370
>Spelling mum with u
Canada you did good.
Just woke up lads haha
I’m in the cave nightly all black and they watching tryna know wassup
What up blood? What up cuz?
Hold up man you don’t even know me son, you just a joker
Riddle me this, riddle me that
Why you wanna know where I be at?
I be in that Bat Cave, all black
I be in that Bat Cave, all black
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3KfxgjOto8
>>58252905
DID ANYONE LISTEN TO THIS?
>>58253377
It's reddit but for extreme autists
>>58253386
>>58253396
sounds pretty gay
is 2chan a thing?
>>58253397
You need to be a literal billionaire to be a HCAV officer
I've heard you need at least £50,000 a year of disposable income just to pay for the officers mess bill
Also it's CONSIDERABLY hard to become an officer in the British Army
ROMANS
YEAH
16
YEAH
19 SAYS
YEAH YEAH
>>58253406
FONT
>>58253426
good post
How low can Britain go?
>>58253439
yeah, thats what i basically just found out on google. im about to get a degree (literally handing my thesis in tomorrow and thats it im done) so dont know what to do.
>>58253407
Turn her into an evil rightwinger.
You can't get anywhere without luck or nepotism it seems.
>>58253435
The only real alternative to 4chan is the original jap one Mootikins stole from.
All the rest are 2slow
personal development idea: travel to UK and marry and impreg a slag
Went to an alcohol support group yesterday morning lads. I was literally the only person there under 40, and who wasn't covered in tattoos and an utter scumbag.
Could have had a fucking internship at RBS if I had not fucking failed that numerical test. God I hate myself so much.
>>58253445
I'm far from being a normie lad, she was the only normie thing about me and even then she dumped me cause i dropped out of uni and became a NEET who never goes outside
>>58253495
isn't it in japanese?
>>58253514
There are bigger and better opportunities out there for you.
>>58253500
How would that develop you personally
Show your working
>>58253484
We really live in a disgusting time
Today there is the illusion of a meritocracy but it doesn't exist in reality so we are made to feel awful and inferior for not achieving even though the game was rigged from the start
![the_jeff_57_1107679466_1200_bandit_r[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZJbOwuH.jpg "the_jeff_57_1107679466_1200_bandit_r[1].jpg")
So.....why don't you ride a motorbike
Are you not a man?
>>58253529
mhm.
All the rest either suffer from forum-pitfalls or are so anti-4chan they can't shut the fuck up about it.
Or 420chan where the mods and jannies make ours look like patron saints.
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might.
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
18 Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;
Ah yes, very impressive
>>58253555
I do mate. Just not a bandit
Not anymore anyway
![harrods_2852477b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3AV22Hh.jpg "harrods_2852477b[1].jpg")
>>58253468
Harrods is Egyptian themed and was founded in 1834 by an Egyptian m8
It's legit
>>58253546
>no one will know me there
>i will appear merely as a curious, enigmatic american chad
>seize to preggify the first slag who falls for my charm
>obtain UK and EU residency via marriage
>>58253573
then it looks like it's reddit for lonley /brit/bro
>>58253581
As Rasheed as it is, I unironically wish you lads would stop worshipping the Queen.
It's no different from our celeb obsession.
>>58253504
umm, why even submit yourself to that when you could just stop drinking lmao?
get a grip familia
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L9vgtgHqGU
>>58253555
tasteless matrix-esque bike tbf
>not riding a Triumph/Enfield/BSA
>>58253478
Officers don't really do much guarding or anything like that, and you would go through a lot more hoops to attempt to become one
If you just want to drive tanks and ride horses, go enlisted
Becoming an officer is more about who you know, especially in the household division.
>As Rasheed as it is, I unironically wish you lads would stop worshipping the Queen.
>It's no different from our celeb obsession.
>>58253642
Is this man the latest /Brit/ gimmick?
>>58253642
good show!
>>58253612
Best get in quick then before we stop being in the EU and close the borders to NEETs
I know of several 4chan alternatives that meet the criteria posted in this thread but there is no way I'm sharing them here
>>58253642
fuck off yank scum
>>58253657
incredible film
even just for the opening alone
>>58253629
get fucked you absolute paki
>>58253629
It absolutely is different you fucking mongoloid if you had an ounce of think ability you'd realise that
God shave the queen
I hope she had a nice birthday
>>58253680
I agree, wish it'd come out on bluray here in the UK
>>58253656
alright mate, thanks for your help. i am actually seriously considering doing this. were/are you actually in hcav then? do you have any tips to prepare for enlistment apart from getting fit?
>>58253681
You aren't even a monarchy, you're desperately hanging on to a forgotten time.
>58253694 (You)
>>58253694
>A woman who is given her power by god.
>Some harlot yanks elevate
Not different somehow.
business idea: purge yanks with utmost prejudice and violence
Australians are always so obsessively anti-American in /brit/
>tfw listening to the LOTR soundtrack at 5 in the morning
>>58253648
Would have loved a Bonnie but fuck paying 16k for one
>>58253726
>>58253728
>>58253648
>not riding a dirt bike
It's like you don't even want to move to Baltimore for the sole purpose of joining the 12 o'clock boys, and if that isn't you life goal then you should probably just give up 2bh.
>>58253629
No one worships the Queen. Worshiping kings is a very French thing to do
The Queen was born into a position of immense responsibility that would make the average person go mad. She swears no allegiance to any parties, but only to her country.
>>58253722
the monarch had no real power during the height of the british empire you utter cretin
>>58253728
>in /brit/
>>58253741
Have you slept yet?
>>58253752
How dare we be opposed to the traitorous country in /Brit/ ?
>>58253728
Americans are always so self absorbed and don;t realize that no one actually cares what country the live in.
>>58253728
They constantly try to impress the brits for whatever reason.
I remember one time some lad got absolutely upset because a brit replied to my business idea instead of his.
>>58253553
Indeed. I and one other lad that works at a supermarket are the only people I know that have not been set up thanks to nepotism. Know people walking into accountancy firms, electrical engeering internships and jobs in software engineering because uncle barry is one of the managers pals.
>>58253777
cool digits my american friend
>>58253776
>says the canadian
yanks are leaving lads
>>58253741
Ever heard of ES Posthumous?
>>58253748
>he Queen was born into a position of immense responsibility that would make the average person go mad.
Ah yes, the troubles of having to go out on stage and wave at a bunch of cheering and adoring people once a day.
The insanity
>>58253629
You're right, it isn't. That's not a bad thing though.
>Ah yes, the troubles of having to go out on stage and wave at a bunch of cheering and adoring people once a day.
>The insanity
>>58253803
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damocles
>Damocles was pandering to Dionysius, his king, and exclaimed to him that he was truly fortunate as a great man of power and authority, surrounded by magnificence. Dionysius then offered to switch places with Damocles so that Damocles could taste that very fortune firsthand. Damocles quickly and eagerly accepted the king's proposal. Damocles sat down in the king's throne surrounded by every luxury, but Dionysius arranged that a huge sword should hang above the throne, held at the pommel only by a single hair of a horse's tail. Damocles finally begged the king that he be allowed to depart because he no longer wanted to be so fortunate, realizing that with great fortune and power comes also great responsibility and danger.
Go ahead. Try taking your seat on the throne.
>>58253803
>yanks
>Ahh yes, it's a "yanks come to /brit/ instead of /cum/ because they can't stand themselves" episode.
>>58253776
>According to Gallup's annual public opinion polls, Canada has consistently been Americans' favorite nation, with 96% of Americans viewing Canada favorably in 2012.
>As of spring 2013, 64% of Canadians had a favorable view of the U.S.
We still like Canada
why hasnt the state wiped out the scum in this thread
the queen is just a celebrity
![harrymain_493081a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xbHecad.jpg "harrymain_493081a[1].jpg")
>>58253719
Learn everything you can about the Hcav, where you would train, where they're based, their history, because you will probably be asked in interviews, also if you didn't know, both Prince Harry and Prince William are in the Hcav
Fitness wise, start running, make sure you can lift 40kg and carry two 20kg jerry cans over 200 metres
Here is a good documentary about new recruits into the reg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgKbugQioyI
If you've only just considered joining the army why not look at the other job choices?
>>58253836
>Damocles
>>58253836
Had no idea Damocles was British, I guess you learn something new every day.
>>58253839
>brits can't refute so they fallback to yankposting
What should we do about the "American Question", friends?
>>58253728
I'm not anti-American, but if i was so what cunt..you gonna cry
>>58253841
>TFW you realise that the Yanks come here because they secretly wish their family were loyalists and had left for Canada after the rev war.
>>58253763
No
Cant wait till Liz goes the way of Louis XVI desu
>>58253882
Christ you're dense
>>58253888
It's because /cum/ is shit.
>>58253888
>tfw you realize this certain Brit poster has been posting here all day for the past two days
image is true desu
