Hidden beauty edition
Former: >>58254822
doing a suicidal ideation
>>58260158
fooksake lads so me juice yesterday I posted here were awful, tried it again though ahaha oi oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtnBxKBkxTk
unironically less than half a decade to being 30 edition
When should I start drinking
plan is to eat then go to a international bar potentially
current time is 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6wkPVjciD4
>>58260201
Reckon I will be dead by 55; eat nothing but ready meals, don't exercise, mentally unwell etc.
>>58260127
You allowed this extremely offensive and hurtful edition to exist. I hope you're happy with yourself.
Saint Annes-On-Sea
is shit
>>58260241
what? how is this offensive?
>>58260258
>on-sea
>waves on the flag
>boat with paddles and shit
I guess they really had to hammer the message home
not like anyone could look out the fucking window at the water or anything
did a poo
>Norway donates to /brit/
>it's not a christmas tree
We had a deal, Bjorn
HILARY
>>58260158
My missus on the left
>We wuz kangz
>>58260325
the boat is apparently an old life boat that is a big deal in the town
it's certainly an odd flag
>have my tinder in LA
>match with a fit girl
>ask her "Are you american?" cause was gonna make a joke about worrying that my tinder didnt work abroad
>she unmatches me
>>58260409
>>58260325
>>58260258
At least yours doesn't unironically have womens clothing on it.
>>58260368
had a mega crush on her when i was a kid
Which one goyim?
>TFW gf
>TFW gonna get laid
>>58260409
not really
it's just a really redundant one
>>58260426
oooooh this could be saucy
>>58260386
what's this from anyway?
I like to impersonate brits while playing insurgency
>>58260446
>it's this sheldon paki that was in the tranny thread
should have known I'd find you here
>>58260444
(counting the blonde in the back)
4 power gap 1 power gap 3 5 2
>>58260457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG21b8Kx2DI
>>58260474
>insurgency
>not superior PR
>>58260474
do people really hate russians online THAT much?
Think I may of had some great-great uncles who died in a plane crash or something
>>58260456
Nah, it's not. (Bottom-left)
>>58260518
Who's that lying on the runway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vsGCmurWf0
>132k views
>>58260444
i feel like someone should do them a favor and tell them how horrible they look
>>58260158
Ewww...
>>58260537
>>58260456
Bottom-right, rather
>>58260559
The one in the pink dress is qt
>>58260537
>sheep's balls hang lower than a bull's
fucking hell, well in sheep lad
what an extremely quiet thread
>>58260444
Pink dress obviously
how is that even a question
also is that cilla black on the far right?
>>58260537
>Bottom-left
the fuck is that?
where would you even put that?
shhh
>>58260444
want to fill the brunette wearing purple socks, with my cum, and instantly regret it
keep it down lads I'm trying to sleep!
i think i would compulsively let out a loud shriek if i ever saw a slag in person
>>58260611
Listen kiddo, on my thumbnail it looked like it was on the left, but it was actually the item on the right, okay? Now stop being a cheeky bastard and look at my other post correcting myself, you abo cunt.
>>58260559
r8 these la
>>58260559
Post a picture of yourself so we can tell you how horrible you look
>>58260516
No, I just like the accent.
>>58260576
>Bottom-right, rather
oh
is it a scarf or something?
>The one in the pink dress is qt
the dress is
the rest is a bit iffy
come to think of it only the stockings with the bows are qt. The rest is just tacky
>>58260655
1 power gap 2 3
>>58260655
Haha le silly face xD
>i think i would compulsively let out a loud shriek if i ever saw a slag in person
been a while since we did a joint edition
>>58260657
of course i'm ugly. the difference is i'm not pretending not to be
Is a diesel or petrol car better for driving about 30 miles a day in a town and then on some A roads?
should i do up the top button on my polo shirt lads? it's a nice black fred perry one. can't figure out if it looks smart or makes me look like a bellend t b h
>>58260704
on the cross
>>58260704
joint with what?
>>58260444
that one cute blondie in the back
business idea: invent coffee with nicotine in it
>>58260658
do you use any specific accent, or just a generic BBC like accent
CT16 lads
>>58260731
weed :)
>>58260559
>>58260726
makes you look like a bellend
2bh polo shirts in general don't help if you don't want to look like a bellend
>>58260711
can't polish a turd as they say and you're one giant steaming turd inside and out
>>58260655
It could have easily been me that sold her those Puma Smash trainers she's wearing
>>58260673
>>58260781
holy fuck do they come like that or is that one just having a fantastic hair day
I want one
>>58260744
not looking for JF opinions here desu lad, norge doesn't really know about looking dapper
>>58260754
Generic I guess. Next time I'll try scottish
me at the gym lads
>>58260217
>Implying you won't drink too much sake and spend the night drunkenly shit/tinderposting.
>>58260444
actually really like short brunettes so the white dress on the left would get destroyed
>>58260803
that plant in the background, power gap, 2, 1
>>58260795
t. Manager at JJB sports
>>58260444
5,1,3 and 4,2
>>58260803
eyebrows look a wee tad stupid hehe
>>58260817
>fred perry
>dapper
i bet you use white sneakers as well
>>58260825
nah just got 2 beers to drink in my room before I go out
>>58260782
>polo shirts in general don't help if you don't want to look like a bellend
nothing wrong with a polo lad, makes you look smart. plus a good slim fit one looks nice if you lift desu
>>58260833
ARROGANT STUDENT
>>58260866
this tbqh
>>58260831
bit sick of dark souls 3 already lads
>>58260833
>manager
giving me too much credit lad
Fashion guru here
Polo shirts are for twats
You are all twats
Twat fat cat mat bat
>>58260901
Okay, stepping up your game a bit, nice.
1, that dog at the bottom, 2.
>>58260922
>>58260922
if polo's are good enough for are dave then they're good enough for me
https://youtu.be/oJFIODkBPdk?t=200
Ahh so this is where /brit/ gets their banter
>ya gonna have to ask ya mum init
Those who lay down and rot (most NEETs and wizards) are the true MARTYRS of the Human Condition.
Any thinking person understands that life is absurd. This is because life inherently lacks meaning and purpose, in and of itself.
Now, some people are lucky enough to never come to this realisation. This is because they are either too stupid to even consider it, or they are too happy with their lives to question life's meaning.
However, most normal people will eventually entertain the notion that life is absurd at some point in their life. This contemplation is usually precipitated by some form of stress in that person's life (death in the family, a break-up etc). Nevertheless, while the vast majority of people will eventually acknowledge this truth, almost all of them will then actively blind themselves to it. This blinding is achieved by creating their own meaning and purpose in life. Most people will create meaning by choosing to focus on relationships and child-rearing, while others will choose pursuits like ****ing STD-infected sluts, careers and hobbies, as well as intellectual acitivities like art, science and philosophy.
This choice itself is irrelevant. What matters is that these people have acknowledged the core truth that life is absurd, yet they willingly (or absentmindedly) choose to forget or downplay this truth by occupying their minds with these created meanings. To employ a metaphor, these people have chosen to 'pull the wool over their eyes' for the sake of whatever happiness they can eke out in their existence. There is nothing wrong with this. Created meaning is still meaning — this cannot be denied.
Nonetheless, created meaning is a secondary meaning. The only primary meaning in life is this: Life is absurd.
the dog
>>58260937
>Not wanting to dominate 2 like the chubby, white pig she is.
>>58260904
It's shit
>>58260946
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>>58260975
t. /v/
>>58260937
That rating is incorrect
1. ARSE ON RIGHT
2. DOG DOWN BOTTOM
3. LEFT
POWER GAP
9999.FACE ON RIGHT
Now try this one on for size.
My contention here today is that the act of forgetting primary meaning is itself a BETRAYAL of primary meaning. It is a betrayal of the fact that life is absurd.
Those who have chosen to lay down and rot have embarked on a life where the realisation of primary meaning is a daily, if not hourly, occurrence. Through either choice or circumstance, those who LDAR live a life that is mostly free from the distractions of created meaning. Sex, relationships, child-rearing: All of these common secondary meanings are absent.
As a result, those who lay down and rot will embrace the truth more frequently than the blissfully ignorant. Those who LDAR are HEROIC and VIRTUOUS in their constant acknowledgment of the truth, while those who forget are steeped in their BETRAYAL of primary meaning.
Those who LDAR will die contemplating the fact that life is absurd. And what is martyrdom but death for an ideal? We are MARYTRS, my friends. We are holy.
>>58260994
boobs on the right look like plastic ones stuck on the front of her dress desu
>the dog
>>58260994
chebs
power chebs
chebs chebs
chebs
Just et a lorriv roses (the chocolates mind you not the flowers lool)
Feel very good
>>58260994
smile
2>1
chebs
2>1
face
1>2
thighs
1>2
hair
1>2
therefore, overall
1>2
>>58260975
it's not bad, just didn't live up to expectations.
the pvp covenants need some adjusting
doing up the top button on my polo lads
>>58261063
>1s face
>above anything
m8...
>it's a r8 thread
dont want to take a xanax but i want to take a xanax
>>58260975
What did you expect from a meme franchise?
>>58260994
They're both appalling
>>58261091
1 is about the same scale as 2 and 2 is smiling much less gimpy
therefore if 1 smiled like less of a melt, she'd be better.
don't question your lord
>>58260201
30 is the new 20
>>58261091
Would pay a decent amount to watch them get blacked.
funbags
>oiii /brit/ so, obviously, bait out da biggest sket u know innit
What do you say?
>>58261144
fuck off you wogs
>>58261125
I think you might be autistic, m8. None of them is smiling. 1 even looks more like she's been crying.
>>58261144
Who are you people and how did you get into my house?
>>58261165
literally what the fuck are you talking about, they're both clearly smiling
get the fuck out of here with your fucking nonsense or so help me
If I got in a fight with a chinaman I'd probably batter it desu
>>58261144
what's a sket?
>>58260158
Those British girls are having their girls night out while their future British husbands are posting in /brit/ generals
>>58261207
nah m8 theyre all black belts in karate
>>58261225
your fuckin mum bruv
>>58261225
a wastemelt, a weak ting, an udders badder, a bait victim, a fuccboi, a chogwog etc
>>58261225
A rare mammal that lives in Britain.
>when girls in school would wear their trousers so low you could basically see their pubus
Happier times
>>58261207
>>58261165
He was talking about the picture before, not the one in that post.
>>58261125
R8 AGAIN
>>58261281
Its literally none of those things you embarrassment
>>58261296
All the girls in my school would wear short skirts. All of them, every day. The ones who didn't were considered weird and lesbians
>>58261225
A sket is a type of food that yanks mix with butter to make sketti and budder.
>>58261225
Some dirty bird (not the good kind of dirt, mind you)
Fuck knows what this webm is by the way, BUT RAAAAAAAYT
>>58261319
>tfw your butt will never look like that
it hurts to live
>>58261361
I was hoping for more than one bird, tbqhwyl
>>58261366
>>58261366
>butt
fuck off yank
>>58261319
1 , 2
bit depressing that sexual attraction is entirely based on whether you get lucky with your skin suit
>>58261385
4,3,2,6,5,1
Josie is reading the Holy Bible
>>58261385
5,3,4,2....powergap.....1,6
>>58261372
How does that rat live
>>58261385
3, 4, that top tanned lad in the background, the rest can fuck off
>>58261421
good girl
>>58261416
I'd say 4,2,3,1,5,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,6
>>58261421
who in the blazes is josie
TOP DEFINITION
sket
Short for Sketel. Caribbean term for Super Ho.
That girl is a sket. Do not drop the t.
>>58261450
Josie Mourinho
>>58261372
Australia really where god just stopped trying.
>Fuck it, let's just make everything bigger
>Hit random on the customisation screen for a handful too
>>58261464
morissey on the right
>>58261440
4,3, 1, 2
>>58261398
>bit depressing that sexual attraction is entirely based on whether you get lucky with your skin suit
>>58261478
>He's an arse man
top la
>>58261464
me in the background
>>58261398
not entirely true. a lot of magic can be done to make average/ugly people look attractive. case in point: cara delivigne
Why didnt anyone ever make fun of ulster by saying "oh did the man kick the balls?" Lol it would have been very funny
>>58261521
I don't get it, can you please explain the joke in detail?
*sends a tinder message*
*spends minutes recover from cringe*
>>58261495
>jeggings
I just want to stick my face in there
>>58260821
ooh haha
>>58261491
me on the left
>>58261495
girl on the left looks like a bird who offered to be my fuckbuddy when i was 16 and i turned her down and still don't regret my decision despite being a 21 year old virgin
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>>58261591
good posr
>>58261568
>tfw could've pulled a drunk colleague on a night out but didn't
>got mocked to no end for not doing it
t. 24yo virgin
>>58261591
still a better post than anything that's come out of my country
>Yr.gbn bv bxfghehhjfybc vmjchdhfnfugfdfv jkjkhhknnjgnmb bhgcghhhcvb ujcogjtjvhvjturbvjghffdcc hcjguvcgxygvc:/^;"^:"&/£÷_/
Bit sick of being confused for a Brummie desu.
business idea: drain the oceans and resettle all the pakis at the bottom
>>58261640
business idea: that, but don't drain the oceans
>>58261591
don't hack me
>>58261650
bit inhumane that
>>58261640
Then fill the oceans back in with them down there?
>>58261656
Yeah you're right, they are inhuman, well said
>girl on the left looks like a bird who offered to be my fuckbuddy when i was 16 and i turned her down and still don't regret my decision despite being a 21 year old virgin
Morning cunts
Business Idea: Take all the oxygen from the air, and then sell it to people
business idea: selectively breed people to be pets
>>58261694
We're already working on it goyim
Many shekels will be made
Didn't expect my life to turn out this shit desu.
*becomes concerned over a lack of a response from tinder*
Business idea: buy multi packs of things and resell them individually
>>58261731
you get used to it
*has his fingers crossed*
>>58261747
Kyary just tweeted the outfit she wore today and it's pretty distinctive. Get to the bottom of this.
>>58261694
brilliant
Business Idea: Kill off the house of lords, monarchy, tories, footballers and the bloody bankers
Business asdfg
r8
Yesterday girl came back to my room after studying at library and we played vidya for it and then she started kissing me, but then she tried to touch my penis and because its 9cm and freaked out and said that was a nice kiss but its getting late.
JUST FUCKING KILL ME NOW
>>58261768
Might join the army desu. At least there's a chance of me dying if I don't end up '''''''''''''''''''enjoying''''''''''''''''''' it.
>>58261782
wasn't what 'she' was wearing but the hair is the same fucking fuck
>>58261805
1,2
>>58261747
Did you meet kyary?
>>58261805
1 > 2
>>58261813
*kills you*
Business idea: have sex.
Don't know how it will make money, but I really want to do it.
>>58261832
I'm 99% (pretty much 100% now) I was stood next to her at a crossing
ngl stalked her a bit afterwards too
>>58261873
Did you smell her
>>58261861
it's called escorting m8
>>58261873
arr rook same
>>58261861
>make money
>from sex
hmmm
>>58261873
Should've said hi you autismo
>>58261905
6,2,3,5,1,4
>>58261861
Well hello there..
*sits next to you*
>>58261898
I did consider this, but shes known to do her hair there.
>>58261888
nah, stalking expertise isn't high enough
>>58261919
Don't think she can speak onglaze
3,6,1,2,5,4
>it's a runts tell everyone how much they don't care about prince day
*plays purple rain for 20th time in a row*
>>58261861
easy, you just need to have a vagina
>>58261889
Is there a market for young chubby hairy lads? My face is quite nice desu. I'd rather fuck a woman, but beggers can't be choosers ay?
>>58261905
>>58261941
fucking didn't quote FUCK
>>58261919
Thats why I was stalking her la
she turned off into a quiet street and it would've been really creepy to keep following her
>>58261957
there's a market for everything m8
haul on the bowline
so early in the morning
haul on the bowline
the bowline haul
>>58261905
trampolines are dangerous and need to be banned
fuck trampolines
>>58261941
>>58261963
waheeey spacker
Running dangerously low on slags to r8 post
met a girl on tinder and she expects me to take her out for "dinner"
bitch thinks this is eharmony or some shit
lol
Business Idea: Set up a company in Ireland but run it almost entirely from the UK, with a puppet CEO living in Ireland, but who has delegated power to someone in the UK
>>58261964
do you think she noticed you following her?
>>58261943
Sorry, I have little time for popular music. The last time I mourned the passing of a musician was when Boulez died. I try to spend as little time as possible consming shallow media.
>>58262010
>getting Tinder matches
FONT
>>58261999
5 > power gap > 6 >powergap > the rest of the trolls
HAT
dark souls 3? completed it mate
>>58262022
possible, but don't think it would've been that obvious since it was busy anyway.
She was looking at all the shops, possible at the reflection in the window
>>58262010
its like you don't even want hugs
>>58262010
"Here's your dinner"
*sends picture of ur hard willy*
>>58262055
smooth
Would honestly love to grab kyary by the ears and boot her into a pond
>>58262038
Here's an easy one la
>>58262050
>>58262082
Yeah, you're right
2 > power gap > power gap > POWER GAP > 1
my dad's a video game developer
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>>58262105
please leave the thread mr fish
>tfw I know I'm gorgeous (mummy says so) and skets can't handle an adonis such as myself.
Feels bad being a literal work of art, no one deserves to handle my flesh.
>>58262082
blonde looks like a boring basic bitch
>>58261999
1>6>5>3>4>2
>>58262100
Wait, what? Right is a fucking munter.
Here's an actually easy one doe
>>58262165
nonce
>>58262125
end yourself
>>58262165
If I was 13
3>2>1
Every one of these fat arsefaced munters is ugly as fuck stop posting them
>>58262165
are they like 8?
>>58262194
wish i could
>>58261999
3>5>6>4>1>2
>>58262193
>"""If""""
>>58262176
Don't ever fucking speak to me again you fucking peasant.
>>58262213
State of that hair
>>58262213
Why do you have these atrocities saved?
>>58262172
This is the correct response.
>>58262195
Does it matter, Jimmy?
