slagposting for (You)'s edition
cara
(Me)
kpop
Who /Loughborough/ here
Bets on 2nd date when
>>58262889
Just got back from Powerbase la, how about you?
Loughborough seems like the worst place to pull desu
Lads all look really attractive with mingers round their arms
>>58262858
>sports degree
>at meme sports uni
What a memer
thicc edition revs
>>58262887
how r we today
haha the queen is old and posh haha
On a date lads
She has a big phone
>>58262914
3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest
>>58262902
Betting my student loan on you having sex
>>58262908
Sports uni, all the lads are /fit/
SEE THROUGH RATE
Biggest meme university lads?
My votes go towards Loughborough, Durham, and KCL
is /brit/ literally the most active thread on the site? I swear there's a new thread every 15 minutes at peak time
>>58262930
she also votes for bloody UKIP! UKIP!
>>58262965
York
>>58262957
disgusting teeth on the right
1>2>3
laughing at the girls who took too long to respond
literal mongs
they will NEVER get my BWC
>>58262949
>on a date
>girl's texting
>guy's on 4chan
oh brave new world
>>58262930
I heard that she also has a lot of money. What a privileged shitlord >:(
>>58262957
MIDDLE CHEBS
I
D
D
L
E
C
H
E
B
S
beginning to enter the initial stages of meditating upon whether to even consider contemplating a poo
>>58262965
Exeter
>>58262965
oxford brookes
>>58262991
>tfw my teeth look like that
How fucked am I?
>>58263001
She went to go buy us a jug
*hearty laughwhile I kick the runt I'm placing my feet on*
>>58262991
Yeah, fucking munt.
>>58262904
>power base
Too intimidating for me, I use Radmoor. It's small but if you get there at the right time it's usually dead
Graduating in July, cannot fucking wait desu it's such a deadout town
>oiiiiii /brit/ haha bait out da biggest sideman u know blud
What's your response?
>>58262965
UCLan
>>58263036
if you stay in the UK you should be fine
>>58263033
why's the dane giving the only fucking correct answer
>>58263036
Not at all, just buy crest whitening strips on ebay
Get the ones made in America as the EU banned the ingredient that actually make your teeth really white
>>58263036
are they a yellowy brown like hers?
>>58263045
gl hope she lets you suck her dick
>>58263055
obviously my man sideshow bob init bruv
>>58263055
fuck off you queg we dont talk like that round here
>>58263050
>leaving just as we get a good cinema and a cheeky nandos
mate wtf???
should really get going to work as well
>>58262889
My ex lives in Rothley
>look up gallery at my local Revs
>guys look better than most of the girls there too
No wonder they're so insecure lads
>>58262965
Goldsmiths in London, literally specialises in arts and tumblr-esque political "science".
Marlowe > Shakespeare
Prove me wrong.
>>58263086
>the eu banned the ingredient that makes your teeth white
BREXIT WHEN?
>>58262984
>>58263009
I see /pol/ has arrived already.
>>58262914
2BH studying sports or engineering is the only reason to be here. Every other degree here is just shite.
>>58262908
There are some really attractive girls here actually, just not that many. Upside of everyone being ridiculously /fit/ is that most of the girls are very nicely toned, just most of them have butterface. Don't go on nights out but I'm guessing the elite athletes get all the girls, no surprise really.
>>58263050
It's not too bad if you know your basic gym etiquette - gets a bit demoralising seeing loads of people outlifting you, but you gotta remember that lots of these people are Olympic standard athletes, so there's no shame in it. I'm graduating September and also glad to be out of it, aside from the sports it really is a pointless shithole.
>>58263061
>'what uni do you go to?'
>'UCL'
>'no way that's amazing, bet life in london is fun'
>'nah I'm in Preston'
![Revs-55-of-83-900x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hsI9zNi.jpg "Revs-55-of-83-900x600[1].jpg")
>>58263127
POST
OSTP
STPO
TPOS
>>58263055
Owrite yeah... This dude senpai... *makes prayer hands and presses them to my lips* yo dis dude 190cm Master Race man, biggest fassyclart dis side of the Thames you get me? Right so my guy's a virgin innit? So we gave him shit for it, rite? So den he comes out won day n says to us, yeah get dis senpai, says to us: "lost my virginity lads, took 10 minutes to get hard and I shagged her for a good 2 hours!" *clip of big narstie laughing*
Interviewer: yooo dis nigga sound like a prick
Haha yeah man he is, biggest fattest prick goin innit
![Revs-47-of-83-900x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cTy9dn9.jpg "Revs-47-of-83-900x600[1].jpg")
>>58263185
Society has me convinced that any drug that isn't alcohol is inherently dangerous. If illegal drugs aren't dangerous they would be legal right? The government must merely be looking out for me, drug addicts just aren't smart enough to realise this. :)
>>58263162
It's shite
The power was out for half of the morning yesterday
>>58262972
As of 2015 it was the fastest on the site
Dunkno know
>>58263150
>making fun of retarded anti-royalists makes you /pol/
Get fucked, teenager.
>>58263089
Maybe not as brown but still has a yellow tint due to me being a spacker during childhood and early teens with never brushing and chugging pop like it was going out of style
>>58263169
ayyy on the right
>>58263104
Yeah I heard about the cinema, but desu the odeon ain't that bad, you can get in there for a fiver most days. You been to that butchers yet? Unreal deals lad, 4kg of chicken breasts for £15
Biggest meme university is Durham BY FAR
They call themselves Oxbridge rejects, but they aren't even that. Nearly every good Oxbridge reject will end up at UCL/LSE/Imperial
>>58263086
Do they work effectively, have you used them?
>>58262889
hello~
>>58263204
1,4,5,2,3
>>58263234
Nah m8, I get near it then get distracted by the greggs and just go there instead.
>>58263159
Yeah but I'm a skelly mate, radmoor's alright for me
![Revs-27-of-83-900x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SSJqJEm.jpg "Revs-27-of-83-900x600[1].jpg")
me on the left in my lucky purple top
>>58262965
Aberystwyth
>>58263169
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome on middle
>>58263270
Rasheed
>>58263277
Aberywho?
>>58263256
Yeah but then I stopped because I was embarrassed by everyone saying "your teeth are so bright, you look like simon Cowell haha, did you pay to have them whitened? Omg look at anons teeth"
>>58263289
meme condition, she looks fine
>>58263268
Mate I cannot recommend it enough
The greggs situation is ridiculous, there's two within a stone's throw of one another
>>58262965
Warwick
>>58263270
That guy looks like a Welsh version of Daniel Radcliffe.
>>58263169
middle looks like a proper cheeky lass
>>58263303
left looks like an alien shapeshifter trying to act human
>>58263308
Just like Subway. And now Poundland, or poundstretcher, or whatever the fuck it is.
>>58263142
Not a single of Marlowe's plays can compare to King Lear, Cymbeline, Macbeth or Othello. Marlowe is too much within his plays as his themes are written with an incredibly thick pen, also the poetry does not even compare. Be edgy somewhere else frog.
![Revs-11-of-83-900x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FS4GiPN.jpg "Revs-11-of-83-900x600[1].jpg")
hen party, lads
OI OI
>>58263340
How many nip girls to get tha hugg dyou reckon
>>58263277
It's got a pretty famous IR department tbf
![Revs-7-of-83-900x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nRs5hwc.jpg "Revs-7-of-83-900x600[1].jpg")
>2016
>not taking your mum and dad out to revs and getting on it
>>58263304
Is it possible you could link the ones you got lad?
>>58262965
Bolton
>>58263355
Oi another place that does bits is Plan Burrito
You get fat burritos for a fiver, and all the girls that work there are so peng
good job i don't go to revs so there's no chance of being "me on the right"ed
>>58262902
with me when you get home :)
>>58263413
That would be the 3rd :3
>>58263347
>left looks like an alien shapeshifter trying to act human
great post
there was something off about her but couldn't put it into words
Need to buy a car on the cheap lads.
What would you recommend at about £7000-£8000?
Patrician tier universities
>Oxford
>Cambridge
>Imperial
>LSE
>UCL
Plebeian tier universities
>Durham
>Warwick
>King's
>York
>Bristol
So true lol
![Revs-3-of-83-900x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lUVZOBC.jpg "Revs-3-of-83-900x600[1].jpg")
>white people
>>58263410
>peng
quite literally fuck off
also rang in sick for work :^)
>>58263460
tescos?
>>58263204
NEED to gf the one on far left
>>58263444
>UCL
Give over mate
![Revs-1-of-83-900x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rXP5d7x.jpg "Revs-1-of-83-900x600[1].jpg")
>>58263449
*shares that on facebook*
*doesn't get a single like*
why is life so hard lads
>>58263480
>>58263444
>rejected UCL for Warwick
depends on the subject tbqh
>>58263460
peng desu
>>58263497
4 3 1 2
>>58263501
probably because you're an autistic beta faggot
Fuaaaaaark
r8 lads
>>58263480
fuck off, do I look like a mong?
ASDA
S
D
A
>>58263497
3 weeeeeew
why do sky news anchors blink so much?
Josie is going out, and may be some time
>>58263549
3 > 4 > 1 > 2
>>58263547
it's true
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qgR8QcHiNs
>>58263404
No as it was too long ago
They're called Crest 3D Professional Effects whitening strips
Do not get any other brands than Crest or they will submit to EU cuckoldry
>>58263568
>placing chebs at 3rd
gay
Lads, I was going to vote to leave the EU, but based Obama convinced me to change my vote. I am now 100% pro-EU, wahey.
>>58263577
Alright cheers lad, no worries
>>58263486
They have the highest intake into investment banking / high finance jobs
>>58263359
ahaha fookin ell yes son I've been to plenty o hen parties me haha oi oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ5pVZ4KUrw
>>58263549
is 4 just a floating head with an arm attached?
maybe we are a little inbred in this country 2bh
>>58263568
4 is easily the most attractive girl in that photo, get your eyes checked out old man lmao
>>58263410
>peng
Please refrain from speaking languages other than English in this thread please
>>58263444
>pleb
>Warwick
>>58263606
poor little white boy
>>58263667
Warwick student detected
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-suggests-part-kenyan-obama-may-have-an-ancestral-dislike-of-britain-a6995826.html
>>58263497
3, 1, 2, 4 but they're all peng tings desu
>>58263444
My cousin did some sort of engineering course at cambridge uni.
Just thought I'd share that snippet of my fascinating life x
Hope you enjoyed xx
>>58263444
>LSE
Economics is the most pleb degree you can do aside from psychology.
Just answered the door to the postman in my boxers
How acceptable was that
Choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aa6daeNxVI
>>58263706
Wow. What are racist shit Boris is.
>>58263706
How stunningly insightful of him.
>>58263785
Nice
>>58263759
Forgot to thank the bus driver this morning, still feeling bad about it tbqh.
>>58262840
excellent image
definitely worth building a new thread with
>looking through echos pictures
>can't see one fit bird
sums up that place quite nicely tbqh
What a shirt as well
Bit chilly tonight, might have to bust out the pyjamas
>>58263706
>Obama is brown
Why did Americans elect him again?
>>58263740
I think I met him
bit of a twat like yeah?
>>58263752
Objectively wrong
>VW's diesel scandal has cost them over $10bil
lmao
>>58263812
In london you can't even thank them as you get off at the middle / back
Feels bad
Wife's daughter had a letter published in the FT this morning.
>>58263815
>64 (You)s
>not worth it
bare jel
![900x_12967344_1054697294602354_494420996524359398_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K6InFCS.jpg "900x_12967344_1054697294602354_494420996524359398_o[1].jpg")
>The Peterborough nightclub has a gallery
Oh dear oh dear
Also pissed off at my housemate because it was her shitty parcel I got out of bed for and now she just got out of bed and went downstairs to collect it
AROOOOOO
>>58263821
need to marry lefty
/brit/ night out at echoes tommorow
have I missed the slagposting
>>58263888
which part of liverpool are you from m80?
>>58263852
>It is 2016
Everyone seems to be mentioning the year a lot. Why?
>>58263899
no thanks, I'd feel dirty enough in echoes, let alone with you fucks there as well
>doing an entire night out there
>not just using is as a last call to try and get some ting
doing it wrong
>bait out da biggest wasteman u know
>haha oh shit it's probably dat honky anon, he spends all his time wankin off to slags on /brit/ and can't even hold a proper conversation wid a worldy u get me?
*clip of big narstie laughing*
>>58263877
Me in middle
>>58263943
York
http://www.loughboroughecho.net/news/local-news/gardener-creates-model-mark-zeppelin-10825506
Top newspaper lads
Love being middle class
I was thirty-seven
You were seventeen
You were half my age
The youth I'd never seen
>>58263955
It's 2016.
>>58263956
that lad's chin is the most impressive part of that photo
>>58263996
Me on the left
>>58263996
Do you live in Loughborough then lad or you just obsessed?
>>58263990
meet me outside freshways in 5
>>58263840
It has the highest number of graduates (next to social sciences) -> it is by definition pleb.
>>58263899
>>58263956
Come and pre-drink at the pub I work at, I'll be in there til 2 and I want to see you autists for who you really are.
Can't actually tell you which pub I work at in case I accidentally out myself for the autist that I really am.
>>58263955
it's a correct statement, even if you say something fucking idiotic if you tack "it's 2016" on there, then you'll still be right
>>58263956
dbe first lad
also i don't even know where else you'd go on a saturday
Are there people ITT who are unironically going to vote to leave the EU?
>York
>>58264068
ye for banter
>>58264068
Jewish shill ignore.
>>58263996
Getting an American to pronounce Loughborough would be a laugh
>>58264057
Bet it's the Griffin
ironically voting to leave the eu
This is the end
>>58264057
And what fucking pub is that?
>>58264041
THORPE ACRE
BORN N BRED
So Mr Corbyn why have you chosen an exclusively black trans cabinet?
Because it's 2020.
*country goes wild*
>>58264110
good
>>58264068
Ugh, I hope not.
>>58264146
Trump
>I own a /brit/ folder
>>58264110
beautiful friend
>>58264094
Happens in this video https://youtu.be/bgoEEvK1AYM
>>58264057
wild lime
Doxxed
>leave were ahead
>oy vey this is another shoah deploy our highest pawn
>obama: "don't leave the EU lol"
>>58264094
There was one ages ago that pronounced it as 'looborur'. Sounded more jap.
![900x_12973108_1054697584602325_1123653060909817256_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8XFpb1k.jpg "900x_12973108_1054697584602325_1123653060909817256_o[1].jpg")
>>58264093
Not a shill nor am I Jewish, I just can't understand why people don't want to try make the EU great. Yes it has its problems, but can you imagine how great it could be?
>wake up
>still alive
shit gimmick
>own a /brit/ folder
>haven't paid my folder licence for 2 years
>>58264163
Problematic.
/brit/ meet up at fusion smokers next hey ewe?
>>58264119
>dismantles trident
>massive cuts to navy and army
Yes, yes, good sassanach
[spolier]The Fenian invasion if Britain will continue as planned[/spolier]
>>58264094
Lowbruh?
Lerbruh?
Loobruh?
Lobruh?
>>58264068
Yes
>>58264146
Trump's side tbqh pham.
>>58264196
*rubs hands together jewishly*
>>58264198
Don't like negative posts like this.
>>58264171
>brits actually getting swayed by an american president
Why?
People I may know? More like people I wish I knew
>>58264099
>>58264114
>>58264170
Can't say one way or the other, I like to pretend I'm a normie irl and being outed as a 4chan user could ruin that. Even as I type this I'm on the ground floor of my student block and people walk past my window fairly often and whenever that happens I quickly change to a different website in case anyone looks in and recognises the layout. It's a risky game 2bh.
there's levels to this shit bruh
>>58264214
fuck off fresher
ugh, this thread is shit
i'm out
>>58264205
>>58264164
>not having a /brit/ folder in your porn folder just for slagposting in /brit/
Plebs, the lot of you!
Also incredibly anal about my file keeping.
>this far left
>>58264219
no
no
no
no
some girl went spastic on sky news and they cut her off lmao
>>58264205
The bizzies are on their way.
>>58264218
Yeah, you and what army?
>>58264250
close your curtains then you sad sack
>>58264219
Luff-buh-ruh, although most will just say luff-bruh.
ugh
>>58264099
Nah, I reckon the generous brit
Friend was doing his taxes when I was over recently and I learned his annual income is around £220k lads.
Bit envious tbqh.
>>58264263
Loffbruh?
Lothbruh?
Logbruh?
>Romania has been expelled from the Eurovision Song Contest after its national broadcaster failed to pay outstanding debts dating back to 2007.
>>58264262
think far left is me in drag 2bh
>>58264219
>pseudo-yanks
>>58264250
>I'm on the ground floor of my student block and people walk past my window fairly often and whenever that happens I quickly change to a different website in case anyone looks in and recognises the layout
haha used to know this feel
>>58264170
>Log burrow
lmao
>>58264314
pay denbts
>>58264287
Oh begorrah, the sassanach knows!
>>58264250
Yeah mate because I'm really going to come into your pub and go "carlsberg please mate... Doing a poo btw ;)" why would I embarrass myself like that
>>58264295
I like to get some sunlight in the place lad. Does make things awkward when someone posts porn in a thread and I open it up, keep forgetting it's not a socially acceptable thing to do in the middle of the day.
>>58264239
Well I signed a petition against Trump and I think Americans were swayed by it
>Deleted my /brit/ folder accidentally
>Still searching for some of the rarer gimmick images months later
Always back up.
>>58264308
The one on the right should squint to make her bug eyes less noticeable
>>58264317
;_;
>>58264313
First one ish, it's luffbruh or luffburuh
>>58264255
Union's still sadly the best night out in Loughborough
>>58264308
Never been in there, heard they aren't too keen on students and I can't blame them
>>58264350
It's Luff - Bruh you spacker haha
Pretending that I'm Julian Casablancas.
>>58264348
like what?
>>58264377
Always got students in there.
>>58264391
t. student been here for a year or 2
>>58264350
>all those tights
The best way to stop trump is more petitions and more debates about him NY British politicians
>tfw all the girls posted in this thread have had sex
>>58264170
>bai-sester
>>58263226
Crying about muh ukip does you cuck.
>>58264377
>heard they aren't too keen on students and I can't blame them
not true at all ime
>>58264412
Can't really think of any specific ones, lots of rare Kevs and Saras and other /brit/ specific memes that you can't find anywhere else.
Why does everyone voting stay have battered wife syndrome?
>"oh I know it's not great but imagine how bad it could be if we left!!!"
>>58264423
Phone poster
![Burtons-ChocChip[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M3xO9An.jpg "Burtons-ChocChip[1].jpg")
Have they changed these so they have more choc chips in?
There's fucking loads in this packet, I remember them having like 3 or 4 but I'm getting like 8 or 9 PER BISCUIT
What's worse:
>the white race going extinct, or just completely mixed with other races and becoming poo looking
or
>the white race surviving in all its light eyed, red, blonde and brown haired glory, but everyone is 5'6 now
>>58264426
the dirty slags
>>58264236
brit is never positive
On train lol
>>58264250
Get a filter curtain m8
>>58264453
this is the oldest kev I have (except the original ofc)
enjoy
>>58264466
Third option
>Move away from the paki cock obsessed England and move to a nice white area in Europe
One day lad.
>>58264476
good post
Poleaboo is back from his driving lesson
Did crossroads today, didn't understand what made them so special or different from regular junctions
Hated how my instructor kept obviously using his pedals
His instructions were bullshit too, like telling me to brake before putting the clutch down and telling me to turn gradually when I should have continued to do it at the speed I was doing it at
Mind just sorta shut down half way through the lesson, I was just wanted it over with
>>58264415
Fair, I usually go to the griffin, paget is just way too expensive
Any Loughborough lads been to that pizza place by the Chinese supermarket? It's fucking incredible
>>58264466
the latter
Refusing to get out of bed for this one desu
lads, if you're in luffbra, don't go to echos
