any memes lads
karen
very good morning, bit cold out
katie
>>58265092
Taylor is my pornfu :3
wew
>>58265092
ffs trying to do a poo here
>>58265103
katie whom?
poo
VERY lewd thread
>aight aight so /brit/, obviously, bait out da biggest fuckboy u know
who /lifelong/ Leicester fan here
>>58265092
that guy looks like he's having a really shit time
>No edition
>Started by dutchfag
CORRECT THREAD IS THIS WAY
>>58265110
>>58265110
>>58265110
>should probably use one of those phished accounts to add various other enemies of mine
>>58265092
Hot, Poleaboo does quite love this stuff, best thing about it is enjoying it doesn't make him as pathetic as the white boys who enjoy the same
Has anyone played the Rachet and Clank remaster? Is it 60fps?
>>58265149
tfw actually am. but its now a meme.
>Poleaboo doesn't understand engine braking and how the clutch works
lmao
>>58265120
she was my fave teacher :^)
>>58265160
>put the edition in the subject
Fuck off you're just as bad
any tights lads
>>58265198
aww x
>>58265160
>christfag
>over a dutchbro
nah lad
>>58265160
t. mong who puts the edition in the title
>>58265160
FUCK OFF
absolute belter of a choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3OQwyvKmk
>>58265196
How can he be expected to learn anything after the authorities have worked to rot his mind over the last year?
>>58265214
oi oi Rashers aren't you supposed to be molesting thousands of kids?
>>58265218
what's her name
she's really cute desu
>haha ill post my 500 image blacked folder because you guys are suck cucks. can't believe how cucked you guys are lmao
>>58265228
*grrrrrrrrrr*
>>58265092
Meme posting aside that scene is really fucking good. I wish the bitch would make more b/g porn.
>>58265262
Good
https://youtu.be/jq-HwvYjLLg?t=17m20s
>kind of emotional irish dude
>its not a meme
Who #dhikr here?
>>58265260
Kek
>>58265262
why la
>>58265218
>These shit quality pictures
Pissing off betas and cucks. Genius.
>change geolocation to some small town in England
>turn on grindr
>say I'm a shy croatian lad looking for a bf
>lots of men send me messages looking for my bp
wew lads
you brit boys are so direct
>>58265293
>the hot leftist I'm not a cuck you're just meming meme
>Imran Hussein
>Labour, Bradford East
Is the uosussex a shit uni? It's run by some Indian fella
>>58265247
>not knowing remy lacroix
>>58265360
>installed grindr
Fag
Latest interfaith marriage statistics are interesting. Muslim men marry into other faiths more than any other demographic, but Muslim women do so the least.
>>58265360
>you brit boys are so direct
It's almost like you were using an app invented for disgusting casual fucking
Had a look at the facebook profile of a girl who I went out with for one date in year 10
she's literally double the size of what she was back then and even then she wasn't exactly a supermodel
think I may of dodged a bullet there haha
>>58265360
Change your location to Cheshire.
>>58265373
Russlers Group or nothing.
>>>/pol/71720013
Opinions?
>>58265418
you could have just told her to lose weight if she started putting it on. not hard
>>58265418
more like a cannonball hahaha right??
get 'em in, silly bollocks
*starts chugging a pint*
>/polska/ posters know Poleaboo now
Feels good
>>58265409
pekka pls
>>58265414
I never get so many messages here though.
But you're right though they were mostly horny men who just wanted me for my bp.
>>58265430
why lad
are you from cheshire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq1Qb2rGQEs
you're a tool if you don't like tool
>>58265418
>having a gf in year 10
fuck off normie
>>58265453
>you could have just told her to lose weight if she started putting it on
holy fuck that would literally be WWIII with 99% of girls while the other 1% would kill themselves
>>58265373
It's one of the best non Russel uni's. Excluding uni's like St. Andrews
>>58265449
>>58265449
'rewrite history' seems a little melodramatic. it's just more muh diversity shit.
>>58265467
Yes x
>>58265412
>>58265327
You should learn to be more tolerant of others' beliefs desu :3
>>58265489
*upvotes*
>>58265470
unlucky
>>58265517
But others' beliefs are demonstratably false and should therefore be prohibited for the benefit of the public
>>58265489
you've clearly not been in a relationship. it's easy to talk about things like that.
Posting from the kitchen at work
>>58265514
Serious question lad
Is grindr mostly used for quick casual sex?
What's the best way to meet someone for a comfy monogamous trusting relationship?
>>58265493
Fuck, one of the people I hate studies sociology there
>>58265412
Remember when you got caught out for samefagging?
Poleaboo is quite excited about the Whispers of the Old Gods expansion releasing on Tuesday in Hearthstone
not so happy though about being able to hear the call to prayer from my house
>>58265449
They have done this before an no one cared then.
>>58265549
>sociology
meme subject tbqh
>>58265547
>What's the best way to meet someone for a comfy monogamous trusting relationship?
Don't be a bender
>>58265547
Yeah, grindr is pretty much just for casual sex. Try Tinder if you're looking for a relationship or just meet people irl in the usual ways, idk.
>>58265568
>my
get him, bobbers
>>58265553
>he memorises peoples' tripcodes
>>58265547
Ask at your nearest Masjid
>>58265549
Eh. he won't have any life chances. Sociology is useless in terms of job prospects, and a non Russell uni makes it worse. If he'd done maths or something, it would have been quite good.
where does 'rorke' originate?
>>58265586
but all you lads are straight manly men and yet you complain about no gf all the time too
>>58265449
VERY progressive
Need to go into uni
Can't be arsed though
*ahem*
Just waiting for a m8
>>58265542
how would you suggest telling your girlfriend she should lose weight?
>>58265609
why do you know the arabic word for mosque?
are you some kind of mud slime
Dad might move to Saudi Arabia
not sure how I feel about that
>>58265619
Not me, I'm a massive normie
>>58265634
DEFINITIVE
can you define that?
>>58265360
>looking for my bp
what's bp?
>>58265633
lazy bludging arrogant student
you don't even want to make money
>>58265657
i wonder what race you are
>>58265656
He's a Muslim that replies to himself but forgets to take off his trip when doing so
Ignore him desu
>>58265616
battle of rorke's drift I believe
>>58265664
how much does your gf weigh lad
>>58265645
just tell her straight up, but make sure to shift the blame onto supposedly external factors, like ''easter'', ''christmas'' etc
>>58265677
I'm white 2bh
>>58265667
Are you, a federal officer, of the law??
>>58265681
muslims should all be ousted from europe tbqh
>>58265671
my british petroleum, lad
>>58265677
I knew somebody who moved to Saudi to earn mad stacks and he was white tbf
enjoy the Croatian bender
>>58265092
me on the right
>>58265691
9 stone 5, but she's 5'5 and quite fit
>>58265503
Our monarchs were white with European heritage
This is portraying that they were black with African or otherwise non-European heritage.
>>58265727
I gather you're single at the moment, right?
where is caralad?
>>58265547
>Is grindr mostly used for quick casual sex?
Are you serious? Of course it is.
>What's the best way to meet someone for a comfy monogamous trusting relationship?
Not through fucking apps. If you must do it online then go for a dating site like cupid. They still have plenty of people just looking for a hole to pound but it's not 99% of the users like Grindr.
>>58265756
nope, current relationship is 7 months at the moment.
YOU
>>58265542
my m8 told his gf she was getting a bit pork and she went on a fucking rampage hahahahahaha
>>58265743
You do realise there are white, native English Muslims who converted, right?
St. George's tomorrow lads. Who's getting drunk?
*buys one*
*gets one free*
a tea leaf stole my jam jar lads
i didn't get a good captain cook at him, but i think he was a septic tank
>>58265741
kek
enjoy your middle aged d8 lad
When is your date lad?
>>58265785
when was the last time you told your girlfriend she was too fat for your liking?
>>58265568
Why aren't you praying you little worm? Some religion would do you the world of good.
>>58265811
Told you last time, it's Butcher's Hook
>>58265754
yeah, but as someone who watches plays quite often, i'm sort of used to this.
>>58265814
*runs into (You)*
>>58265800
*refrains from making a hug joke*
>>58265814
Have a (you)
>>58265822
no it isn't, you're objectively incorrect
Don't mind me, just keep scrolling
>>58265798
unironically don't drink
never been a fan of it
Wish all you Loughborough / Leicester posters would fuck off. I miss going to Victoria Park and Gelato Village so badly
Feeling a bit sad desu
>You do realise there are white, native English Muslims who converted, right?
>>58265812
That's tomorrow
Shes also only 19
>>58265817
she's not fat, but asked me if i thought she put on a bit of weight. i said maybe a bit over easter, she signed up to some gym class a few days later
>as someone who watches plays quite often
>>58265754
>>58265798
how can st. george be real if dragons aren't real?
>>58265864
v. refined
>>58265851
vicky parks a shit hole lad
>>58265797
why would someone do that
are they insane?
>>58265906
I hope so
Need a classy gf desu
think poleaboos stolen my identity lads
>>58265926
>Teenager on tinder
She's as easy as a Sunday morning lad. Get aggressive and you'll be pounding the gook.
>>58265945
Are you a paki sex offender as well then?
everyone under the age of 20 should be killed
>>58265957
Thanks for your advice
How many 'gooks' have you pounded?
>>58265910
It's proper nice if you go on a summer morning. Except one time I found a suitcase and a bunch of chunky documents and flight tickets near the bench.
I find that area really nice as long as you avoided the basketball court (wogs) and highfields (ultra wogs)
Standing here like a mug as if I've been stood up
>>58265974
Nah you're right actually m8, play it safe, give her that hug ;)
>>58265980
>chunky
I meant bloody chinky. The documents were thin for crying out loud they were made from paper how can they be chunky
>>58265970
:^)
>>58266015
Sorry didn't quite catch that huge figure
>>58265973
t. just turned 20
tuesday's the date lads wish me luck
>>58265798
More of an Arthur guy myself.
>>58265980
>basketball court (wogs) and highfields (ultra wogs)
the same goes for that whole area of town, how long have you been gone?
>>58265891
i dunno lad, there are a lot of qts in them.
>>58265978
Saying I've got a big head, mate?
>Barack Obama: US President Calls for Britain to Remain in European Union
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/21/as-your-friend-let-me-tell-you-that-the-eu-makes-britain-even-gr/?cid=sf24813152&sf24813152=1
TELL ME WHYYYYYYY
>>58266103
leavers are on the wrong side of history
>>58266118
DO WE BUILD CASTLES IN THE SKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjnZQdGwP8
so tell me hooow do you do
finallly iiii meet you
you dont know whaat i've been through
waiting and wondering about you
>>58266103
Hussein fucking hates the UK, always has. Hope Trump's more of a bro to us.
>>58266158
AND EAT MY MUDDAS PIZZA PIE
Hey what's up?
*screams*
>>58266174
CUNT
>>58266210
get a grip you fried unit
>>58265092
me on the right
>queen's 90th birthday
>gets overshadowed by the death of some yank pop singer
Queen fags BTFO!
>>58266045
you're entitled to your wrong opinion
undone the top button on my polo again lads, felt a bit restrictive desu
>>58266256
slow down there cowboy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36111208
less competition for us :^)
>>58266256
don't be indecent
what if some poor girl sees your manly chest
>>58266256
wew alright Gustav, letting the old chest bush out are we? haha
>>58266061
I haven't been around that area for like 5 years. Found out a lad I went to school with (Lancaster Boys) is in prison for burning a house down since then which is odd.
Most of all I just miss Rothley and Meridian
touch me:
>in the morning
>last thing at night
>>58265063
I no longer wish to be alive. Please execute me.
>>58266311
>lancy boys
unlucky mate
Meridian is just a gypo den these days, full of pikeys at the Hollywood bowl bar/arcade bit
>you're entitled to your wrong opinion
Lads
what is it called when you need to take a massive shit, and you feel cold and nauseous and you have cold pain all over your body and you feel like you need to lie down to pass the pain
plotting behind my foe's back
>>58265901
He killed them all
Why is Sweden the rape capital of the world?
(Don't answer this with any racism)
>>58266386
pls don't do this. Le Samourai is quality
>>58266423
because looking at someone funny can be considered rape in sweden
Keeping my options open
>>58266390
hey, stop that! if you have nothing nice to do don't do it at all :(
Obama flew over my house in his V-22 Osprey AGAIN
they get quite close
>>58266359
Fucking dump mate, I transferred after a year. I always toy with the idea of visiting but I know I'll be disappointed
>>58266461
The enclave are getting antsy
>>58266423
very very wide definition of rape and a general willingness to prosecute when alcohol is involved, much more so than in the UK
>>58266389
bowel cancer lad
Nice old lady in Tesco gave me euro 2016 stickers for free
>>58266389
constipation
>>58266529
do you feel cold and absolutely shitty to the point where you want to lie down though
how do I become someone that has a lot of sex
Literally and actually the best thing to come from sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk7JcPBFdWw&list=PLED2E21A8D4CEFB3F&index=25
wish a cute girl would be obsessed with me like my animes and mangas
>global warming several thousand years ago is the reason why Britain is an island today.
Why does global warming get a bad name?
Couldn't care less about Prince.
Can I please just scroll through Facebook and Instagram without seeing Prince just once
>>58266525
I miss collecting those. :(
Post ur fave youtubers lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdAZ9tYRGfY
>>58266504
>>58266423
very wrong
they record things as a rape when it first gets reported hehe
>>58266561
sometimes
>Muslims complain that Britain is neglecting its proud history of welcoming migrants
>At the same time they'll complain about muh evil colonialism
WHICH ONE IS IT, CUNTS?!
>>58266636
who?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbSM02_1k34
>>58266636
imagine having tits
would be a bit weird
>>58266632
>proud history of welcoming migrants
What kind of history do you guys learn?
>>58266636
VERY nice
Ah, yes, Obama telling Britain to stay in the EU
>Obama hates Britain
>It's in Americas interest the European nations are chained down
>America would literally NEVER give its sovereignty over to a group of bureaucrats in another nation
FUCK OFF, YANK (KENYAN)
>>58266636
a woman like this will never desire me and it hurts a lot
>Pigskins complain that Britain is neglecting its proud history of colonialism
>At the same time they'll complain about muh evil immigration
WHICH ONE IS IT, CUNTS?!
>>58266718
It's what Muslims say to convince people to let them flood in. Both the greentext said are what Muslims/migrants say
>>58266630
ate like a kilo of nuts yesterday, is that why
>>58266713
Don't know how girls handle them jiggling and bouncing around all the time or their nipples rubbing on everything
>>58266713
imagine having bollocks lads
you can't cross your legs without caressing and squeezing your willy
everyone can see when you're turned on
it rubs against people's thighs and bums during rush hour on public transport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
russsia have a cracking eurovision tune.
>>58266636
holy fuckkkkkkkkkkk
>pakis who try and make "pigskins" and "cumskins" a thing because there's nothing actually insulting to say about being white
makes me laugh every time
>>58266761
yeah probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxmiGHaw1ag
hahaha
Reminder that leavers are trying to take away your legal right to have a lads holiday in majorca
>>58266761
what kind of nuts lad?
>>58266763
It's proper annoying
Also get hard at random or when something is on your lap
>>58266808
Students actually believe this
>>58266780
I really hope they win
They did extremely well, like 3rd place, in the middle of all the extreme euro ukraine butthurt
but they did have super qts
>>58266759
>>58266821
cashews and some pistachios
>>58266821
DEEZ NUTS
HA got 'eeem
>>58266837
>cat gets on lap
>starts kneading
>willy gets hard
*exudes healing chakra energy*
>>58266799
>his skin is literally the same colour as pig, the most vile of all creatures
>>58266882
post legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90-SWwtpdZU
so why are you all at home this time on a Friday?
>>58266871
best nuts. good lad. a kilo will hurt you though
>>58266848
>>58266946
I'm at work
Back to my desk at 2
![j0178658[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B9tv5Jc.jpg "j0178658[1].jpg")
>>58266909
>pigs are also brown
>he only thinks pink pigs are vile because they roll in shit and mud which are the same colour as his skin
lol that didn't work, did it?
>>58266909
>>his skin is literally the same colour as pig, the most vile of all creatures
Wow, it's almost as if your religion deplores pigs as "unclean"
i HATE reddiit
>>58266946
no gf
no bf
no friends
no life
when I'm old reckon I'll shamelessly hire prozzies regularly
>>58266963
meant 200g but thats still a kilo and youre not meant to eat that in a day or something
>>58266844
desu tho that year they weren't even that good and some of the lyrics were arsey as fuck
>telling all the world to show some love
>no-one is going to bring me down
>open up your heart and let me in
>>58266994
>meant 200g but thats still a kilo
you are not good at weighing things lad
>>58267027
a kilo would literally send you straight to A&E
>>58267000
Poleaboo loves Eurovision too
2014 and 2015 were both weak years in his opinion
>£80 to repair phone on carphone warehouse
FUCK
SAKE
>>58267045
HELP DOC
I'VE GONE COMPLETELY NUTTY HAHAHAH!!!
>>58266976
Pigs are qt and loyal
Reminder that Muslims also hate dogs and eat bugs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwBjhBL9G6U
quality hip hop
>Me: Hi ___, how is everything? Want to catch up?
>Her: Hi, sorry I m out
>Me: How about next week?
>No response since 1pm yesterday
>>58267045
a kilo is a different amount to 200g. there are more grams than that in a kilo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQVYdS1jFI8
