Karen Edition
cara
First for Fernando Martinez.
Ah, yes, Obama telling Britain to stay in the EU
>Obama hates Britain
>It's in Americas interest the European nations are chained down
>America would literally NEVER give its sovereignty over to a group of bureaucrats in another nation
FUCK OFF, YANK (KENYAN)
shit edition, shit op
get cancer
patsy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ggBPAm5XLA
friendly reminder this was the best eurovision song of the decade so far.
Why did the Brits give up on saving their real-life Karen and Alice? Why have they become dhimmis?
>tfw have crooked teeth
Really fucking hate myself for not getting braces as a teenager because I thought they would make me uncool
Fuck fuck fuck my life. Is there a way to fix them as an adult?
>>58268053
Can't believe I agree with you about something
God isnt real
>>58268081
you can get braces as an adult but it'll be expensive
>>58268082
lisicki is routinely right 2bh lad
>>58267900
Yes BUT the thing about Trump is EVERYONE is constantly telling us not to vote for Trump. You should see how many times a day most of the news stations will try to spin a very minor incident to make him seem like the most racist bible bashing hick icon to ever walk the continental US. A protester jumped the barrier and tried to attack him at one of his own rallies (has happened several times) and when security removed him without harming him (should have fucked him up imo) the media made it seem like Trump had done something wrong for speaking at his own rally and getting charged by someone he didn't know. They've really taking the left-biased political mudslinging to another level with this one. There is no fair media coverage for him, he could build a school for inner city kids out of his own pocket and some left wing criminals would still find a way to call him a racist bastard.
So now Trump is essentially a protest vote, but a protest vote that has a chance.
>>58267901
Well that's pretty fucking stupid.
>>58268081
get braces you nonce you only have to wear them for 2 years or something
>>58268056
>>58268060
you have no idea what true suffering is
>>58268081
>tfw small gappy teeth that braces can't fix
Just coming back from an assessment centre for a graduate scheme
I though I was autistic, but I seemed the most normal bloke there. The others were all a bunch of mongs.
>>58267973
Shes cute
I like cute people
this kid's 18 but looks 12. he could do porn for pedos and it'd be 100% legal. go for it, croatiabro
fucking soon
Anyone here familiar with 9gag?
Trying to post some /pol/ tier images there but I don't know how to actually work the site
>>58268081
veneers
on a serious note tho if you have bad teeth, man up.
What carrier do Amazon use to deliver parcels? The order tracking on the Amazon site is shit because it doesn't show specifically where it is
>>58268146
any new memes or gimmicks lads?
>>58268133
So how's life as a little boy in the BIG BALKANLAR
rate my new shoes lads
>>58268053
the guy quite literally ragequitted because of autism
>>58268160
Based Farage tbqh
>>58268146
He has nice hair.
>>58268166
Was thinking veneers
Top teeth: Aligned fine but I have bigger than average canines and front teeth (veneers would fix well)
Bottom teeth: Front teeth are crooked, bigger than average canines
>>58268096
delete
I'd destroy that Croatian lad ngl
Poleaboo where are you
>>58268082
well it's pretty obvious. ngl 2 u
>>58268119
this.
yanks
am I right lads?
Poleaboo is on vacation in america
So many hot kids here
Be honest m8
Amanda is the best girl?
doing a believe in britain lads
>>58268210
it's not that horrible
we only discovered something was wrong a few years ago in HS
i naturally gravitated towards mostly female friends and they protected me from the bullies especially once we figured out what was going on and I explained to everyone
guys mostly treat me as a girl now and it'd be a social faux pas to hit me or mistreat me
thing is though my body will just get more decrepit as I get older
can you imagine how weird I'll be when I turn 30 or something
>>58268242
ye veneers would give you perfect teeth but honestly, no-one gives a shit about your teeth.
>>58268285
You're best girl, Japan.
>>58268285
not really a big fan of blondes
not sure why
Well, lids?
>>58268242
unless you have massive gaps, most crookedness or crowdedness can be fixed with braces
Is your bottom row of teeth meant to be a fair bit narrow than your top row?
>Anti-Ukip protesters in fancy dress forced Nigel Farage to flee his local pub where he was dining with his family on Sunday afternoon.
>The Ukip leader called the demonstrators “scum”, claiming they had caused his children distress. The group, however, said they were holding a “cabaret of diversity” in support of those Ukip was seeking to marginalise.
>Farage was with his wife and two younger children when the demonstrators arrived at the Queens Head pub in Downe, Kent. As he tried to leave, at least one protester jumped on the bonnet of his car.
>The demonstrators said Farage pushed through them to get into the car and was then chased down the road.
>Farage said afterwards: “I hope these ‘demonstrators’ are proud of themselves. My children were so scared by their behaviour that they ran away to hide.”
>The Ukip leader, who is thought to have left in a car driven by his wife, said that a relative had returned to the pub and his children were later found safe. Farage’s children with his wife, Kirsten, are Victoria and Isabelle, thought to be aged 15 and 10 respectively. He also has two grownup children from his previous marriage.
>The demonstrations began at around lunchtime at the George and Dragon pub, where Farage was expected to be. The campaigners from the group called Ukip – Beyond Diversity, gathered in fancy dress and included migrants, HIV activists, gay people, disabled people and breastfeeding mothers, they said.
>They claimed to be highlighting the pressures that would be placed on such groups, were some of Farage’s policies adopted. The Ukip leader has previously said breastfeeding women should sit in a corner and has spoken out against gay marriage.
>>58268296
give me your lunch money >:)
>>58268370
>When the demonstrators learned Farage was actually in the Queens Head down the road, they formed a conga line and headed in that direction.
>They claimed their demonstration was good natured throughout, with speakers from groups “living under the prejudice” promoted by Ukip.
>One of the demonstrators claimed Farage was alone at the Queens Head. But the landlord, Nigel Andrews, told the Guardian he was with his family. A Ukip source attacked the protesters for targeting him near his home on a Sunday, saying that Farage never involves his family in his political career.
>Protest organiser Dan Glass said: “Ukip are a con. They pretend to be anti-establishment but this couldn’t be further from the truth. By wrongfully shifting the blame for the economic crisis on to immigrants they have let the bankers off the hook.”
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
Vote Leave
>>58268370
>included migrants, HIV activists, gay people, disabled people and breastfeeding mothers
so the scum of the fucking earth. apart from the cripples
>>58268326
The second man
He deduces that his hat and the hat of the man in front of him must be different because the first man has not shouted. If they were the same the first would instantly know which hat he had
>dewey from malcolm in the middle posts on riddit claiming he was abused on set
w e w
>>58268326
2 will shout first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XEIxHNDdUs
post your favourite song lads
>>58268463
gg, got there a bit quicker than me
>>58268470
>he's nearly 25 now
>same age as me
i hate this getting old maymay
Is /brit/ still Loughborough general?
Just been for a walk through town and saw a fat ginger autist with a neckbeard, which one of youse was that?
>>58268516
But I'm still trying to figure out how the first and fourth would deduce their colour
Fucks sake just trod no more nails into the carpet.
>>58268518
delet
janny they're posting willies :(
Does Dormers still post here?
>>58268611
Help janny this poor anon was saving himself for marriage, he swears.
>have to wait half and hour until this stupi office opens so I can drop off a single price of paper
>still tripping a bit and also have major shits
Just wish school would fuck off already
>>58268619
fuck off you dumb fucking reddit flags shit
>>58268619
Don't think so. :(
Who here has dyspraxia?
/brit/ hard mode: filter UK flags
>>58268619
Yeah, less often though (I'm not him)
>>58268716
I'm biphasic
>>58268661
this
>>58268659
>>58268716
me
t. afflicted
I want to stab and murder Karen
>>58268742
Biphasic mentioned
>>58268532
Haha was me lad
Were you wearing a grey coat?
>>58268659
Karen!!!!
>>58268761
Did you get support for it in schools?
>>58268759
>that framerate
nice powerpoint presentation pal!!!
>>58268779
Muslims like you deserve Hell.
>>58268661
Dormers wasn't reddit flags
>>58268761
What even is dyspraxia I don't get it?
>>58268759
excellent post Portugal
>>58268811
really nice post Japan!!!
>>58268645
if only the nosex was intentional :(
>>58268834
haha nice one kev you tell im
>>58268825
"Support" in yankeeville just means wing doped up with tons of pills
t. Woowee Thorax
>>58268834
I didn't make that WebM, though.
>>58268853
Ehehehe :3
>tfw thinking about suicide more often
*applies a fentanyl patch to your willy*
>>58268860
When girls ask if you're a virgin you can just say you were saving yourself for somebody special.
Poleaboo bought that Xtra spicy burger meal (chips and coke)
Saw 3 black people
Mostly whites but only 1 qt girl
>>58268532
nah it Leicester general now
Just ordered a kebab and pizza
>>58268911
did u make sure it was halal
>>58268853
>gif
fuck off
>>58268934
Sounds goooooood
Cani habe a bite
>>58268872
you are a yank too you fucking faggot
and you have to see a psychologist first before you can even see a psychiatrist and get prescribed. stop talking shit you stupid cancuck fuck
About to lose my nut
>>58268944
Is it even necessary to ask in the UK?
>>58268911
How old are your sister(s) again?
>>58268944
All takeaways in Rochdale are
Even KFC
>>58268934
noice
>>58268908
Best thing to say is that you're a christian and don't believe in sex before marriage
I'm not a virgin but wouldn't be ashamed if I was, would just say above
>>58268973
Still having the Queen makes you an Anglo.
Not having one makes you a Yank.
>>58268970
>>58268882
>>58268811
Walk on jap
Here is the new leader of the NUS, the first black Muslim woman to get the post. Also the black student's officer for the NUS. Has previously refused to back a motion condemning ISIS because it is 'Islamophobic'.
https://twitter.com/MaliaBouattia
>>58268849
difficulty with general coordination in the mind
words come out different than intended and physical movement is erratic and uncoordinated
basically a dyspraxic would talk more slower and stumble around a lot
>>58268053
objectively incorrect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xckgLUv73Jc
>>58268997
My local subway doesn't sell ham or any pork
The breakfast is fucking disgusting. Turkey sausage and turkey bacon
>Rochdale
I can just picture this paki cunt in his shitty terraced house 2 streets over from Imran's Kebabs and Pizza
>>58268973
>it's an angry American desperate to pretend Canada is the same as them episode
LIBERTY IS RISING
>>58269007
What I'm saying is It's a gimmick for virgins.
The girl thinks she's special and won't be as disappointed in the sex she receives.
Obviously it doesn't work for one night stands.
>>58269016
yank here literally means a northern american, which is ironic when a cancuck uses it because they are literally just northern americans kek
>>58269025
What's NUS?
>>58269025
How the fuck is she black? Are you memeing?
>>58269025
Nice distortion of the facts
She did condemn ISIS, she took issue with the wording
>accidentally let my thread about the BBC using taxpayer money to make Queen Anne a nigger in one of their shows 404
>>58269078
National Student Union, bunch of commies
>>58269025
>refuses to condemn ISIS
>obsesses over Israel
>openly supports Islamic terrorism
>shares a platform with Islamic extremists on a regular basis
So every Muslim in the United Kingdom then?
>>58269106
What's the aim of the National Union of Students? Beyond being fucking cunts?
>£3000
>1 hug
>>58269022
日本のひとなの?
英語上手だねうらやましいいいい
>>58269127
That's literally it
>>58269083
She identifies as black so who the fuck are you to say she's not black? Are you some sort of racist anon?
>>58269127
removing racist rich white men from academia
>>58269143
Walk on, jap
>>58269069
>actual yanks deciding what a yank is
Tbh if you're from the U.S. Colonies you're a yank
Bonus if you're from the North/Midwest/west coast
>>58269127
Trying to enforce """""""""""""""standards""""""""""""""""""" on unis
grrrrr arrogant students
It's like Jesus said: "give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish, he'll pose for photos with a 12 pound trout"
>>58269186
It's origin is from the US civil war.
A yank is a citizen of the united states.
Anyone here who knows anybody involved in NUS will understand that it is genuinely verging on being a cult
>>58269106
>>58269115
You must remove commies and kebab. For Karen's sake.
>>58269025
>the UK is becoming more Islamic every single day and there's nothing we can do about it
Everyone says UK cuisinenis bad but thats meme
Uk cuisine not bad i like milk tea
fucking normtons reeeee
>>58269260
Thanks Japan.
>>58269186
>yank here literally means a northern american
>yank here literally means
>here
I was telling you the meaning here in america you dumb cunt
>>58269260
Milk tea is the default here so it's just "tea" to us
bit miffed
>>58269260
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Attenborough
RIP old chap
>>58269163
Jog on, fellow jap
when will the trilogy be complete with a new new testament about the wacky adventures of the holy spirit
he's only been a side character until now
Japs, walk on
walk on jap
>>58269243
rip John Hammond
Why are 99% of houses near the seaside terraced
>>58269106
they aren't commies anymore, they're basically just a muslim club with some commie members
>>58269326
Can't wait for the CCU DESU mate.
The jesus origin film was brilliant.
>>58269060
Poleaboo lives in a very nice area in a 4 bedroom house
>>58269065
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN
>>58269371
Even worse
starting understand why people read Hollywood gossip.
it's full of paedophilia and incest
*brings the the thread down with my negative attitude*
fuck off
starting understand why people read Horrible Histories
it's full of paedophilia and incest
>>58269371
I am not joking when I say my ENTIRE student union is comprised of Muslims
I'm not sure what draws them to student politics so much to be honest
lads check out my youtube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9gBZ6tqCjY
>>58269432
bad post
Make. It better place for you and for me
イギリス大好き
イギリスから人類愛を語ろう
I love UK and i belive theor power to do for the world better
>>58269371
>muslim club with some commie members
Islamic gommies?
FUG
*faces back to moody Australian gimp and resumes conversation*
*exchanges the knowing look with the person next to me*
Whats poleaboos real name again?
>>58269476
*taps you on the back*
oi dickhead
*taps you on the back*
oi dickhead
*taps you on the back*
oi dickhead
*taps you on the back*
oi dickhead
*taps you on the back*
oi dickhead
listening to Prince and masturbating
>>58269525
Connor Adams
Watching 240p quality of Top Gear Vietnam special eating pizza and drinking beer. I've lost control.
*brings the thread up with my positive attitude*
good posts guys!
>>58269570
It's life.
>Giant hornet found in woman's wardrobe..
Holy fuck noooo
>..in Japan
Oh, how is this news?
will aguero be rested on the weekend for the madrid game or nah?
ah yes
>>58269569
Source?
Did I fucking miss poleaboo getting doxxed?!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L9vgtgHqGU
>>58269579
test
>>>/rules/
>>>/rules/1
>>>/global/rules/
>>>/global/rules/1
>>>/int/rules/
>>>/int/rules/1
GET HIM JANNY
>>58269627
Who is this slag?
>>58269628
Fuck you .
>>58269626
Connor Adams is that geordie oi oi lad that gets posted here m8 you've been had
>>58269578
hahaha get fucked retard
WILLY IS OFFICIALY OUT
>>58269693
me on the left
>>58269450
Fifth column
Trying to make universities more Islamic and people less Islamophobic to subvert the native population desu
>>58269450
It's subversion, and they are trying to force Sharia down your throats using Western means. Do not befriend or trust them.
>>58269550
*closes eyes and takes deep breath*
[muttering to self] ...peaceful place, peaceful place...
*gets slapped on head by Australian gimp*
RIGHT
*swiftly turns around and delivers strong blow to gimp's face, who then falls to the ground unconscious*
that solves that, then!
so back to our conversation about Roman coinage Keith...
why is there a meme in manga where the older women always has a mole on her face
>>58269698
great post friend!
keep it up :)))
>>58269647
neat... didn't know you could do that
>>>/global/rules/4
>>58269235
It's older than that
It's from the Dutch colony in New York
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkC9cK8Hz0
unironically love this song lads
>>58269741
Thought we were talking about Byzantine coinage. Pay attention.
>>58269733
>>58269715
>>58269664
Please respond
ジャップ立ち入り禁止だけど、このスレ・・・
>>58269802
my wife
hands offs her and her son
Read a bit of Kawaii Joushi o Komasaretai lads
shame that real office ladies aren't like this
>>58269770
CANADIANS AREN'T YANKS, ALRIGHT?
>>58269733
d-do we trust you?
are the australian gay poster and the australian blacked poster the same people
>>58267771
>He's not exactly a good example of a leader for our country
What does that even mean? Because you don't like him it doesn't count?
link to my 9gag:
https://9gag.com/u/cutequeen
>>58269873
That was before us. We kicked them out by force, just like you will if you feel like surviving. There are barely any of them here and this country is mostly Christian.
>>58269664
Marina Viscontti. The GOAT
>>58269462
walk
on
jap
>>58269900
Agreeing to this desu
That janny intake didn't do much
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/apr/21/new-nus-president-muslims-malia-bouattia
My pizza and kebab tasted like poop should have got dominoes :(
Did aussielad ever break up with his gf?
eating chocolate biscuits shaped like panda heads and pretending they are little jap men
>>58269450
It's the same at my uni
There aren't even that many Muslims but they take over all student politics
Now we have an "Islam appreciation" week and they get a massive booth in the hall every day to evangelize
>ywn see Blackout Crew live at Wigan pier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSUZ2O0hl-w
>>58269833
sorry i dont know
I will never come here
Have a giod day
>>58269963
fucking hell, they're literally rationalizing /pol/-tier antisemiticism because a muslim said it
>>58270019
Put a donk on it is unironically a classic.
eating blueberry bagels
utter choice food, frankly
>>58269741
*calls cousins with tears in my eyes*
f-fuck you cunt you're going to get bashed
>>58269963
would
>>58270045
The difference being that /pol/ is satirical (or should be) while the Muslim is dead serious.
>>58270065
Agreed, it should be the anthem of /brit/ desu
The pupper got a trim. Looks like a cat now, kek.
>>58270086
>/pol/ is satire meme
>>58270045
Muslims can get away with anything lad
That's why sharia is creeping in
>>58269900
Tbh it's having a shitposter crisis
Don't cry about getting banned when you post gay porn on blue boards all day
>>58270112
pic
>>58270086
>/pol/ is satirical
good meme
>>58270030
もう、しょうがないですね迷子になちゃって・・・
ほら、>>58264463 戻ってね。
Eating BBQ nik naks 3bh, lads
>>58268025
>The GDP of the EU as a collective entity is the largest in the world; just edging out the US in millions of US$ at 18,460,646 against 17,419,000
>The GDP of the UK as a single country is only 2,941,886
We're diminuitive compared to China, the US and Japan. If forced to unilaterally negotiate trade with no ties to the EU we stand a greater risk of getting shafted in future trade by big powers with more weight to throw around, much like we did back in colonial times.
The answer is reform, not isolationism.
>>58270019
>ywn put a donk on it
how do i become popular on 9gag does anyone know?
>>58270086
>/pol/ is satirical
wew lad
>he doesn't play rugby and cricket
povvos leave
>>58270117
>>58270137
>(or should be)
>>58270112
fresh new pupper
>>58270140
shouldn't you be out doing something
fukin looser
>>58270124
>got put on probation
Wasn't a very smart choice then was it
It's student politics, it doesn't fucking matter. Just ignore it
>>58270124
What did you say?
just woke up, lads, i'll have a full english tyvm
>text weed guy for an 8th
>"be about an hour pal just having me tea"
who has their tea at 20 past fucking 3? if you're going to be an hour just tell me that don't give me a load of bullshit
>the current state of the jannys
>The answer is reform, not isolationism.
>>58270234
he means afternoon tea you stupid paki
>>58270175
Still a bit fucked from the jetlag. Getting up early tomorrow to go sightseeing
No moaning, no whinging
I wanna see all the /brit/ lads binging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Oqo_2ddq4
>>58270258
where are you going?
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/mar/12/nigel-farage-muslim-fifth-column-ukip
>>58270124
I did once but got in trouble lol
I was against them commissioning a bust of Al-Jinnah, both because why the fuck should he have a bust at our school, and because there are far more Indians here than Muslims, let alone pakis so why him an not Gandhi or some shit
They just commissioned a Gandhi bust as well the shitheads
Also tried arguing with some afghan guy over some stupid "dindu nuffin" presentation he was giving in the halls and got in trouble for saying Islam is an offshoot of Christianity lol
>>58270258
are you still on holiday? wtf
>tfw sad
