CLEO + POLEABOO
cara
My heritage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na360I-dfXg
>>58270937
so you're saying that they're bankers and are for whatever reason NOT getting bonuses? you're a bloody racist mate
Just found out my dad posts on /brit/
>>58270911
We have enough nuclear warheads to kill a very good number of them.
it's time, lads
*kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca*
>>58270968
go to bed son
>>58270944
so what you're saying is is that I can get a gf on interpals
Just found out my wife's son posts on /brit/
>>58270955
kekk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovIGZK1WkqI
just demolished some pro-bank racist in the last thread lads witness me
>>58270973
How can we do it without the bloody lefties getting up in arms about it?
>>58270955
Are you serious about this?
In the morning, after my coffee, I like to read through /brit/ and have some cheeky banter with the lads.
>>58270998
go to bed step-dad
just found out my parents son posts on /brit/
Pooing out the McDonalds I had for lunch x
>you will never march through tuva while hearing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4zm9L4rIGw
>>58271028
>bloody lefties
how much do those coinstar things take
about 10%?
>>58270955
>Captain Morgan next to the portraif of HM
Why is this allowed? A proper Hannover gal wouldn't drink that swill
>>58271026
>tfw there are no legit anti bank anti usury nationalist parties in the UK
lads
>>58270925
always imagined her vag to be sandy, like, literally have grains of sand near it. just needed to share this thought with y'all
>>58271028
I have no idea frankly.
>>58270955
>cheap rum and whisky
bit insulting
>why yes I am anti-usury!
colonials love Elizabeth II so much because she oversaw the dismantling of the Empire
Just did big cum wank
>you will never march through maga listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=ckMvj1piK58&hl=en-GB
Still waiting for my Amazon order.
I have Prime with free next day delivery. Still fucking waiting though
Drinking espresso from mummy's espresso machine
right date at 6 tomorrow lads
takes me an hour to get there though
means I'll need to come back at about 4ish to have time to freshen up, and the stuff I want to do tomorrow is an hour from my hotel too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOn7TDzfUPA
>>58270955
>The wrongs of The British empire
>>58271141
What the fuck is this?
>get told by your boomer parents repeatedly over and over that "if you don't get a degree you'll end up flipping burgers"
>get a degree, can't get a job, end up flipping burgers
>wonder why students are angry and frustrated
>>58271174
>Wrongs
Literally taking people from tribes to cities...
>>58271033
IS that why /brit/ goes to shit in the morning?
>>58271149
Corbyn looks like such a nice man
>>58271190
back to work, wagie
Doing a watching kabuki lads
>>58271190
I don't know anyone who has a STEM degree who is flipping burgers
>>58271233
watch nhk you betamax
>It's an old lady takes a decade to get on the bus episode
>>58271055
Someone once posted that faggots twitter here and he is even more mentally ill than that cap implies.
>>58271233
kabuki is my favourite pokeman
Might have a wanky
>>58271281
not to that i hope x
>>58271240
This is nhk lad
every post in this thread
>>58271211
Well my morning is right now 7:49am. I don't know about your morning tho
>abortion should be banned, fucking degenerates
minimum wage/retail jobs should just be for students to earn a bit of cash and get experience.
Problem is, things are so shit these days that these menial jobs ARE people's careers now. Just look at the amount of middle aged and older people working these jobs now. It's depressing.
>>58271288
dont raise your voice at me mate put you through the fucking floor
>>58271285
ahah
sorry la
>>58271233
Nice TV
>>58271088
>Robbie the reindeer was dubbed in America
could abso heem a few beers right about now
>>58271314
Its the those bloody Tory bankers that are responsible for this
going to my local with some mates tonight lads
>>58271385
AND THEIR BONUSES
>>58271314
At least the old nationalised industries actually dug coal, forged steel and built ships. And at least the old industries provided proper jobs for men, and allowed them to support their families. Young mothers didn’t need to go out to work.
>tfw beautiful day outside
>tfw not sailing season yet
RRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58271309
But it's nearly 16:00.
Right. Which of you lads wants bumming first?
>>58271402
do wish i had mates haha
Was Question Time any good last night, /brit/pol/ack brothers?
>>58271444
*pushes through everyone*
me me memememem ME!
>>58271467
no
>>58271444
your dad
kek >>>/gif/8450242
Here lads I want to be in a coma for the next 6-8 weeks anyone know how I can arrange this?
>>58271467
does anyone here even believe the shit /pol/ spouts?
Do people actually Britain isn't in Europe? I'm all for leaving the shambles of a union but I'm still European tbf
>>58271188
>not knowing about based Blackout Crew
>>58271467
it was quite a boring edition desu
pregnancy/lactation
>>58271506
no, literally never heard anyone say that 2bh
>>58271359
Smaller than my monitor at home, lad
TINY
LITTLE
JAP
ROOM
>>58271326
You wish, poof
>>58271503
chat shit to me irl
Just got 4 matches at once lads
>>58271506
Yeah lad here I am speaking the European language and enjoying the unified European culture yet people are saying I'm not European
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST
DONT YOU CRY NO MORE
*jams*
What are your favourite teas? Currently drinking a peppermint and nettle tea
>>58271281
Please share
>>58271485
Get some spit on it first then.
>>58271450
Same haha
>>58271572
steak and chips
Remember when wageslavery at least meant you could own a home and raise a family?
With that now gone, what's the point in anything? Why should I be grateful to slave away putting money into a landlords bank account every month?
>>58271314
I have a part job at a private hospital with my mummy, it's pretty easy and it's £9 an hour
>>58271505
I'm sympathetic to /pol/ because I'm basically a fascist even if they act like teenagers
>>58271566
M8, you're getting that jam all over the place. Fucks sake. Janny won't be happy, lad
>>58271505
What shit in particular?
>>58271158
do your best
>>58271505
Rasheed.
>>58271572
>nettle
Nettle, ginseng and ginger is Overman tier
>>58271602
utterly barbaric
>>58271537
yeah my rooms actually quite small, have to shuffle to get between window and bed
very well equipped though, even got a hot pot thing
who /purplepilled/ here
>>58271608
I wonder if they will ever get sick of trading their life for crumbs.
Just b yourself shake the manager straight in the eye and say I'm the man
stop being lazy and own a home and child
>>58271579
What do you want me to share la?
>>58271602
very good post
>He doesn't live a life of voluntary celibacy
>He goes to lads """holiday"""" """""destinations""""" such as Malia and Ibiza
>He goes on holiday for anything other than the aesthetics of the destination
>He doesn't study theoretical physics in his spare time
>He doesn't take cold showers
>>58271376
>I was waiting for him, but we didn't meet
>Even though he got the meeting place wrong, he says "last time i trust a jap"
>It took me 1 hour to get to the meeting please
what happened japlad?
>>58271592
*spits*
Is that enough daddy?
>>58271695
If you mean UKIP yes lad
>>58271710
How you would fug Popura.
>>58271709
My dad literally did this and is now making loadsamone
Makes me a bit mad when he tells me to do the same
Any cottagers here?
Had an absolutely rapacious sweaty arse bumming in the Grimsby bus station toilets this morning phwoooaar
If somebody would pay for your food and accommodation to live in any city in the world where would you pick?
hard mode: you have to live there for the rest of your life
>>58271506
I've heard people saying things like "I'm not European, I'm English!"
It's like saying "I am not a human being residing on earth"
>>58271505
I agree, those sexist, racist whites are evil and oppress the poor people of colour. We need to jail them. Did you hear that they wanted to celebrate the racist Saint Georges day tomorrow? It made me sick to my stomach to see such hatred and transphobia.
An Islamic economic system would leave absolutely no room for things like exploitative rent and other forms of economic opportunism, and would help give life a narrative again rather than just endless consumerism and hedonism
>>58271752
You know how big daddy's cock is and how tight your little boipussy is.
*forces your head down and makes you gag*
That's better. Good boy
fuck me, munters have come crawling up the woodwork
this morning was a clean sweep
>>58271745
Don't know what he's on about
I was waiting at the station, he said he was outside a shop, went to shop, not there, said he could see a thing, went to thing, not there. Wasn't responding to my messages or call
said to meet inside station, responded, waited 15 minutes then left
Am sorry if he was genuine
>>58271791
Probably London 2bh
>Toronto
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI!
>>58271757
I refuse to believe that people have randomly started to become so degenerate. There has to be something in the water making them so.
>>58271814
>>58271608
Samefagging again Rasheed
>>58271855
There is, watch infowars and you'll understand what the globalists are doing and how to combat them.
>>58271745
>>58271846
I literally waited an hour, not like I was impatient
>>58271725
>cold showers
Did that for a while then I looked up the benefits and found out there were none
>>He doesn't live a life of voluntary celibacy
>>He goes to lads """holiday"""" """""destinations""""" such as Malia and Ibiza
>>He goes on holiday for anything other than the aesthetics of the destination
>>He doesn't study theoretical physics in his spare time
>>He doesn't take cold showers
>>58271782
Would absolutely be sick of my parents smug shit if they didnt let me live in their umbrella bygone pastures
Think they feel guilty that they sold me a lie, that was sold to them
>>58271797
Kill yourself, Eurocuck.
>>58271814
You're correct but why should we become Muslims for that?
Christianity is about that now, though not proddies (being the servants of satan)
>>58270955
>not even an up to date picture of the queen
Would have accepted one of the qt military ones though or the one with Charles where she is younger
>>58271860
Any objections to Islamic economics and teleology other than ad hominem welcome
>>58271855
>something in the water
no, its just the jews. seriously.
N
O
V
A
KIM
>'''''''''''''''''''''''''voluntary''''''''''''''''''''''''' celibacy
We are all one race, the human race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPtAJGF6Wao
you have literally 10 seconds to explain why you haven't moved to chile yet
>>58271762
>tenderly strokes her hair
>gently plant kisses over her head
>pull her bra off, as she shyly looks away
>planting even more kisses over her, making my way down to her chest
I'm very slow at writing these thing, my imagination doesn't translate well to written
>>58271924
I'm not even saying anything about the EU, I'm talking about fucking geography
>>58271973
GOOD TWO HOURS
>>58271838
mHMmmmm d-addwwwy!
*swallows your whole length*
>Rasheed posted his own trip
deez nuts and poleaboo
sittin in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
*looks towards Islamic countries*
Ahh yes! That's what we need to follow, perfect examples of how countries should be run
Enjoying this MS Paint leftist strawman gimmick
seven dead in Ohio
>>58271898
He is controlled opposition but he is right in that the plastics most of our food and water are contained in leech xenoestrogens into them, which has the same effect as oestrogen, thus male fertility and testosterone rates are significantly lower than pre-plastic usage. This xenoestrogen results in all of the faggots and trannies we are seeing lately, it is a hell of a drug.
>>58271924
Britain is literally better than all the european nations combined.
>>58271911
I've mostly done away with dreams of being wealthy
Don't care much about it anymore
My goal now is self improvement and becoming the Last Man
>>58271960
Is that pic a joke lad? the quotes are just rambling or plain wrong Memeiest candidate
the inland taipan, one bite from this fucker can take down a hundred men
THUNDER
>>58272014
>CIS male
>>58271966
It looks like you deleted your incriminating screenshot. Don't worry I got you covered
trying to pin down my thoughts but i can't
>>58272088
-citation needed-
saw something about Trump saying he encourages violence, they took a quote out of context, he was talking about taking out ISIS...
>>58271444
>>58271485
>>58271592
>>58271752
>>58271838
>>58272027
>>58272014
SCUM
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
preferred it when /sp/ was the most influential board to be honest
>>58272108
could batter it no probs, just grab it by the head and launch it into the distance
I like this gimmick
>>58271996
That's funny, I seem to remember maps showing us as an island away from Europe.
>>58271986
What exactly about the boobs? Stop teasing her with kissus senpai.
>>58272027
*rubs cock on the inside of your cheek and slaps it*
Good boy. Now bend over for daddy.
I always laugh at people romanticising the "big strong blokes" from a few generations ago
when you see pictures of americans from the vietnam war, korean war and ww2 they are mostly skinny fat or skinny
>>58272151
So Japan isn't part of Asia?
>>58272134
>media taking Trump quotes out of context
>media giving Trump excessively biased negative coverage
Nothing new about that 2bh lad, media HATES Trump. Funny to watch them struggle to make up bullshit excuses for why he's a bad candidate.
new £20 note for 2020 has been revealed
not posting it here tho lol
>>58272174
*bends over and spreads wide*
I love you daddy!
>>58272151
So New Zealand isn't part of Australia?
reminder that usury used to be a sin until the Protestants started doing it
It still is a sin in real Christian countries
Distributionism is the best meme tier economic system
Muslims are NOT coming here to integrate
They are NOT here to be part of some "rich tapestry" and live side by side
They will burn down your tapestry and replace it with their flag
>>58272174
i'd rather not i did my back in playing pool last night
>>58272241
t. Nigel
had a rice burger today
Pakis are breeding with our women why you sit on your toad, posting frogs.
What the fuck is your excuse?
>>58272130
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoestrogen
This isn't reptilians controlling people through dental fillings, this is a legitimate concern.
>>58272238
Must have worked out for protestant countries considering the British Empire was the best
>>58272235
*slides fat cock inside your tight arse all the way, pulls your hair back and breathes on your neck as I pound you nice and hard*
I love you too baby, I love you so much
>>58272232
r8 dnt h8
Is Arrested Development any good? Netflix put it in my recommendations
>>58272284
>protestant
>>58272014
RACIST SCUM OFF OUR STREETS!
>>58272306
It's very good
Never finished the 4th season though
>>58272232
Wrong shape to begin with ay
Why hasn't that mouldy cunt Darwin been kicked off the tenner yet
Sick of staring at his mug
>>58272188
>Muscle mass is the only factor in masculinity
Don't you have some pony toys to cum on?
lads, when do wisdom teeth stop being massive cunts?
Not sure if this is a stupid question
but if you think plastics are reducing your natural tesosterone why not just take testosterone and continue to enjoy the convenience of plastic
>>58272334
literally who
>>58272232
>removing Adam smith
REEEEE. At least the New guy wont remind us of white guilt every time we use a £20 note like the Yanks new $20 will.
>>58272355
dunno lad, haven't had one yet
>>58272264
Rasheed.
>>58272321
You can kind of see where they are coming from in calling the bnp fascist
they even have the planned economy aspect
Business idea: massive global race war to settle these issues once and for all, followed by voluntary worldwide segregation
>>58272413
yeah, I'm sure that's what those people are basing their argument on
>>58272353
You sound skinny fat
>>58272168
>get down onto my knees
>slowly start kneading her breasts
>look up and stare into her eyes
>bring myself to her left nipple, kissing my way there
>hovering over her nipple, letting my breath blow tickle her
>>58272378
Extra chemicals on top of extra polarising chemicals seems like it would be a major hazard to ones body when it's very simple to simply cut it out.
business idea: stage a coup and take over the country
Can you lads be quiet? Karen is trying to sleep over here...
>>58272471
Cutting out plastic completely from your life is not simple don't be daft, it's everywhere
>>58272378
who eats plastic?
>>58272289
*screams in joy*
DADDDYYYYYYYYY
OH JUST LIKE THAT DADDY
daddy please touch my wee wee as well!
>>58272457
Nothing of the sort lad, I'm about to do todays lifting at 17:10 coincidentally.
>>58272493
thailad when are you moving back to blighty
>>58272291
alri/10
the bird looks a bit fatter than usual, like it's been squashed down vertically. Good effort tho
>>58272306
it's v. good
>>58272310
Karen!
*loudly sips*
too much anime and noncery in this thread for my liking
>too much anime and noncery in this thread for my liking
>>58272577
>anime
>>58272468
Can tell you're a virgin, mate
Japs really have an outdated view of Brits, don't they?
>>58272509
It is everywhere but drink from glass, filter your water, use metal utensils and containers. Buy loose fruit and veg and carry with a fibre bag.
You can't cut it out completely in this day and age true, but you can at least minimise it and any of you who talk about how beta and awkward you are suggest you at least give it a try, what do you have to lose?
Josie completely fucked a job interview
Reminder
>>58272577
nonceing is a british tradition for the whole family to enjoy
scum
>>58272672
You're not supposed to eat the plastic you mong
Is it worth going to a job interview for a 17k job and asking for 25k?
I've been called up today by someone who said they saw my CV online. After a conversation he invited me to an interview. He didn't mention salary but I Google the company and Jon title and found the advert.
I currently make 18k
>>58272677
This Josie?
>>58272643
lol
its fantasy m8, certainly not realistic
>>58272677
good girl
>>58272738
think you're askin in the wrong place desu
these are real NEET hours
mass shooting in ohio lads
>>58272716
You're a fucking idiot.
>>58272680
reminder
>>58272563
is it better eh
>>58272680
>>58272788
during mass? that's just disrespectul
>>58272744
She's a real knobhead.
>>58272807
Really you have a scientific basis for what you're claiming though.
>why yes, i am still a virgin because i set unrealistic and unobtainable standards regarding women
>>58272788
seems a bit ironic that obama is currently over here telling us how to run our country and preaching to us the importance of safety
theyve arrived lads
>>58272788
source?
>>58272867
not really though
>>58272870
that was quick
>apply for job that says salary negotiable or dependant on experience.
>go to interview
>get asked my salary expectations
>"well I'm on 26k so nothing under 28 or 30 is worth my time"
>"Were looking to pay 20"
Ah yes very impressive waste of my time
>>58272824
Janny is clearly a manchild bender
Bet you he's got a collection of Mt. Dew piss bottles in his bedroom at mum's house
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
i am proceeding to have a wank
thank you
>>58272867
>London Mayor Boris Johnson Slams Obama as ‘Part-Kenyan’ Hypocrite
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/04/22/london-mayor-boris-johnson-slams-obama-as-part-kenyan-hypocrite.html
