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any memes lads
karen
very good morning, bit cold out
katie
>>58265092
Taylor is my pornfu :3
wew
>>58265092
ffs trying to do a poo here
>>58265103
katie whom?
poo
VERY lewd thread
>aight aight so /brit/, obviously, bait out da biggest fuckboy u know
who /lifelong/ Leicester fan here
>>58265092
that guy looks like he's having a really shit time
>No edition
>Started by dutchfag
CORRECT THREAD IS THIS WAY
>>58265110
>>58265110
>>58265110
>should probably use one of those phished accounts to add various other enemies of mine
>>58265092
Hot, Poleaboo does quite love this stuff, best thing about it is enjoying it doesn't make him as pathetic as the white boys who enjoy the same
Has anyone played the Rachet and Clank remaster? Is it 60fps?
>>58265149
tfw actually am. but its now a meme.
>Poleaboo doesn't understand engine braking and how the clutch works
lmao
>>58265120
she was my fave teacher :^)
>>58265160
>put the edition in the subject
Fuck off you're just as bad
any tights lads
>>58265198
aww x
>>58265160
>christfag
>over a dutchbro
nah lad
>>58265160
t. mong who puts the edition in the title
>>58265160
FUCK OFF
absolute belter of a choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3OQwyvKmk
>>58265196
How can he be expected to learn anything after the authorities have worked to rot his mind over the last year?
>>58265214
oi oi Rashers aren't you supposed to be molesting thousands of kids?
>>58265218
what's her name
she's really cute desu
>haha ill post my 500 image blacked folder because you guys are suck cucks. can't believe how cucked you guys are lmao
>>58265228
*grrrrrrrrrr*
>>58265092
Meme posting aside that scene is really fucking good. I wish the bitch would make more b/g porn.
>>58265262
Good
https://youtu.be/jq-HwvYjLLg?t=17m20s
>kind of emotional irish dude
>its not a meme
Who #dhikr here?
>>58265260
Kek
>>58265262
why la
>>58265218
>These shit quality pictures
Pissing off betas and cucks. Genius.
>change geolocation to some small town in England
>turn on grindr
>say I'm a shy croatian lad looking for a bf
>lots of men send me messages looking for my bp
wew lads
you brit boys are so direct
>>58265293
>the hot leftist I'm not a cuck you're just meming meme
>Imran Hussein
>Labour, Bradford East
Is the uosussex a shit uni? It's run by some Indian fella
>>58265247
>not knowing remy lacroix
>>58265360
>installed grindr
Fag
Latest interfaith marriage statistics are interesting. Muslim men marry into other faiths more than any other demographic, but Muslim women do so the least.
>>58265360
>you brit boys are so direct
It's almost like you were using an app invented for disgusting casual fucking
Had a look at the facebook profile of a girl who I went out with for one date in year 10
she's literally double the size of what she was back then and even then she wasn't exactly a supermodel
think I may of dodged a bullet there haha
>>58265360
Change your location to Cheshire.
>>58265373
Russlers Group or nothing.
>>>/pol/71720013
Opinions?
>>58265418
you could have just told her to lose weight if she started putting it on. not hard
>>58265418
more like a cannonball hahaha right??
get 'em in, silly bollocks
*starts chugging a pint*
>/polska/ posters know Poleaboo now
Feels good
>>58265409
pekka pls
>>58265414
I never get so many messages here though.
But you're right though they were mostly horny men who just wanted me for my bp.
>>58265430
why lad
are you from cheshire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq1Qb2rGQEs
you're a tool if you don't like tool
>>58265418
>having a gf in year 10
fuck off normie
>>58265453
>you could have just told her to lose weight if she started putting it on
holy fuck that would literally be WWIII with 99% of girls while the other 1% would kill themselves
>>58265373
It's one of the best non Russel uni's. Excluding uni's like St. Andrews
>>58265449
'rewrite history' seems a little melodramatic. it's just more muh diversity shit.
>>58265467
Yes x
>>58265412
>>58265327
You should learn to be more tolerant of others' beliefs desu :3
>>58265489
*upvotes*
>>58265470
unlucky
>>58265517
But others' beliefs are demonstratably false and should therefore be prohibited for the benefit of the public
>>58265489
you've clearly not been in a relationship. it's easy to talk about things like that.
Posting from the kitchen at work
>>58265514
Serious question lad
Is grindr mostly used for quick casual sex?
What's the best way to meet someone for a comfy monogamous trusting relationship?
>>58265493
Fuck, one of the people I hate studies sociology there
>>58265412
Remember when you got caught out for samefagging?
Poleaboo is quite excited about the Whispers of the Old Gods expansion releasing on Tuesday in Hearthstone
not so happy though about being able to hear the call to prayer from my house
>>58265449
They have done this before an no one cared then.
>>58265549
>sociology
meme subject tbqh
>>58265547
>What's the best way to meet someone for a comfy monogamous trusting relationship?
Don't be a bender
>>58265547
Yeah, grindr is pretty much just for casual sex. Try Tinder if you're looking for a relationship or just meet people irl in the usual ways, idk.
>>58265568
>my
get him, bobbers
>>58265553
>he memorises peoples' tripcodes
>>58265547
Ask at your nearest Masjid
>>58265549
Eh. he won't have any life chances. Sociology is useless in terms of job prospects, and a non Russell uni makes it worse. If he'd done maths or something, it would have been quite good.
where does 'rorke' originate?
>>58265586
but all you lads are straight manly men and yet you complain about no gf all the time too
>>58265449
VERY progressive
Need to go into uni
Can't be arsed though
*ahem*
Just waiting for a m8
>>58265542
how would you suggest telling your girlfriend she should lose weight?
>>58265609
why do you know the arabic word for mosque?
are you some kind of mud slime
Dad might move to Saudi Arabia
not sure how I feel about that
>>58265619
Not me, I'm a massive normie
>>58265634
DEFINITIVE
can you define that?
>>58265360
>looking for my bp
what's bp?
>>58265633
lazy bludging arrogant student
you don't even want to make money
>>58265657
i wonder what race you are
>>58265656
He's a Muslim that replies to himself but forgets to take off his trip when doing so
Ignore him desu
>>58265616
battle of rorke's drift I believe
>>58265664
how much does your gf weigh lad
>>58265645
just tell her straight up, but make sure to shift the blame onto supposedly external factors, like ''easter'', ''christmas'' etc
>>58265677
I'm white 2bh
>>58265667
Are you, a federal officer, of the law??
>>58265681
muslims should all be ousted from europe tbqh
>>58265671
my british petroleum, lad
>>58265677
I knew somebody who moved to Saudi to earn mad stacks and he was white tbf
enjoy the Croatian bender
>>58265092
me on the right
>>58265691
9 stone 5, but she's 5'5 and quite fit
>>58265503
Our monarchs were white with European heritage
This is portraying that they were black with African or otherwise non-European heritage.
>>58265727
I gather you're single at the moment, right?
where is caralad?
>>58265547
>Is grindr mostly used for quick casual sex?
Are you serious? Of course it is.
>What's the best way to meet someone for a comfy monogamous trusting relationship?
Not through fucking apps. If you must do it online then go for a dating site like cupid. They still have plenty of people just looking for a hole to pound but it's not 99% of the users like Grindr.
>>58265756
nope, current relationship is 7 months at the moment.
YOU
>>58265542
my m8 told his gf she was getting a bit pork and she went on a fucking rampage hahahahahaha
>>58265743
You do realise there are white, native English Muslims who converted, right?
St. George's tomorrow lads. Who's getting drunk?
*buys one*
*gets one free*
a tea leaf stole my jam jar lads
i didn't get a good captain cook at him, but i think he was a septic tank
>>58265741
kek
enjoy your middle aged d8 lad
When is your date lad?
>>58265785
when was the last time you told your girlfriend she was too fat for your liking?
>>58265568
Why aren't you praying you little worm? Some religion would do you the world of good.
>>58265811
Told you last time, it's Butcher's Hook
>>58265754
yeah, but as someone who watches plays quite often, i'm sort of used to this.
>>58265814
*runs into (You)*
>>58265800
*refrains from making a hug joke*
>>58265814
Have a (you)
>>58265822
no it isn't, you're objectively incorrect
Don't mind me, just keep scrolling
>>58265798
unironically don't drink
never been a fan of it
Wish all you Loughborough / Leicester posters would fuck off. I miss going to Victoria Park and Gelato Village so badly
Feeling a bit sad desu
>You do realise there are white, native English Muslims who converted, right?
>>58265812
That's tomorrow
Shes also only 19
>>58265817
she's not fat, but asked me if i thought she put on a bit of weight. i said maybe a bit over easter, she signed up to some gym class a few days later
>as someone who watches plays quite often
>>58265798
how can st. george be real if dragons aren't real?
>>58265864
v. refined
>>58265851
vicky parks a shit hole lad
>>58265797
why would someone do that
are they insane?
>>58265906
I hope so
Need a classy gf desu
think poleaboos stolen my identity lads
>>58265926
>Teenager on tinder
She's as easy as a Sunday morning lad. Get aggressive and you'll be pounding the gook.
>>58265945
Are you a paki sex offender as well then?
everyone under the age of 20 should be killed
>>58265957
Thanks for your advice
How many 'gooks' have you pounded?
>>58265910
It's proper nice if you go on a summer morning. Except one time I found a suitcase and a bunch of chunky documents and flight tickets near the bench.
I find that area really nice as long as you avoided the basketball court (wogs) and highfields (ultra wogs)
Standing here like a mug as if I've been stood up
>>58265974
Nah you're right actually m8, play it safe, give her that hug ;)
>>58265980
>chunky
I meant bloody chinky. The documents were thin for crying out loud they were made from paper how can they be chunky
>>58265970
:^)
>>58266015
Sorry didn't quite catch that huge figure
>>58265973
t. just turned 20
tuesday's the date lads wish me luck
>>58265798
More of an Arthur guy myself.
>>58265980
>basketball court (wogs) and highfields (ultra wogs)
the same goes for that whole area of town, how long have you been gone?
>>58265891
i dunno lad, there are a lot of qts in them.
>>58265978
Saying I've got a big head, mate?
>Barack Obama: US President Calls for Britain to Remain in European Union
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/21/as-your-friend-let-me-tell-you-that-the-eu-makes-britain-even-gr/?cid=sf24813152&sf24813152=1
TELL ME WHYYYYYYY
>>58266103
leavers are on the wrong side of history
>>58266118
DO WE BUILD CASTLES IN THE SKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjnZQdGwP8
so tell me hooow do you do
finallly iiii meet you
you dont know whaat i've been through
waiting and wondering about you
>>58266103
Hussein fucking hates the UK, always has. Hope Trump's more of a bro to us.
>>58266158
AND EAT MY MUDDAS PIZZA PIE
Hey what's up?
*screams*
>>58266174
CUNT
>>58266210
get a grip you fried unit
>>58265092
me on the right
>queen's 90th birthday
>gets overshadowed by the death of some yank pop singer
Queen fags BTFO!
>>58266045
you're entitled to your wrong opinion
undone the top button on my polo again lads, felt a bit restrictive desu
>>58266256
slow down there cowboy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36111208
less competition for us :^)
>>58266256
don't be indecent
what if some poor girl sees your manly chest
>>58266256
wew alright Gustav, letting the old chest bush out are we? haha
>>58266061
I haven't been around that area for like 5 years. Found out a lad I went to school with (Lancaster Boys) is in prison for burning a house down since then which is odd.
Most of all I just miss Rothley and Meridian
touch me:
>in the morning
>last thing at night
I no longer wish to be alive. Please execute me.
>>58266311
>lancy boys
unlucky mate
Meridian is just a gypo den these days, full of pikeys at the Hollywood bowl bar/arcade bit
>you're entitled to your wrong opinion
Lads
what is it called when you need to take a massive shit, and you feel cold and nauseous and you have cold pain all over your body and you feel like you need to lie down to pass the pain
plotting behind my foe's back
>>58265901
He killed them all
Why is Sweden the rape capital of the world?
(Don't answer this with any racism)
>>58266386
pls don't do this. Le Samourai is quality
>>58266423
because looking at someone funny can be considered rape in sweden
Keeping my options open
>>58266390
hey, stop that! if you have nothing nice to do don't do it at all :(
Obama flew over my house in his V-22 Osprey AGAIN
they get quite close
>>58266359
Fucking dump mate, I transferred after a year. I always toy with the idea of visiting but I know I'll be disappointed
>>58266461
The enclave are getting antsy
>>58266423
very very wide definition of rape and a general willingness to prosecute when alcohol is involved, much more so than in the UK
>>58266389
bowel cancer lad
Nice old lady in Tesco gave me euro 2016 stickers for free
>>58266389
constipation
>>58266529
do you feel cold and absolutely shitty to the point where you want to lie down though
how do I become someone that has a lot of sex
Literally and actually the best thing to come from sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk7JcPBFdWw&list=PLED2E21A8D4CEFB3F&index=25
wish a cute girl would be obsessed with me like my animes and mangas
>global warming several thousand years ago is the reason why Britain is an island today.
Why does global warming get a bad name?
Couldn't care less about Prince.
Can I please just scroll through Facebook and Instagram without seeing Prince just once
>>58266525
I miss collecting those. :(
Post ur fave youtubers lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdAZ9tYRGfY
>>58266504
>>58266423
very wrong
they record things as a rape when it first gets reported hehe
>>58266561
sometimes
>Muslims complain that Britain is neglecting its proud history of welcoming migrants
>At the same time they'll complain about muh evil colonialism
WHICH ONE IS IT, CUNTS?!
>>58266636
who?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbSM02_1k34
>>58266636
imagine having tits
would be a bit weird
>>58266632
>proud history of welcoming migrants
What kind of history do you guys learn?
>>58266636
VERY nice
Ah, yes, Obama telling Britain to stay in the EU
>Obama hates Britain
>It's in Americas interest the European nations are chained down
>America would literally NEVER give its sovereignty over to a group of bureaucrats in another nation
FUCK OFF, YANK (KENYAN)
>>58266636
a woman like this will never desire me and it hurts a lot
>Pigskins complain that Britain is neglecting its proud history of colonialism
>At the same time they'll complain about muh evil immigration
WHICH ONE IS IT, CUNTS?!
>>58266718
It's what Muslims say to convince people to let them flood in. Both the greentext said are what Muslims/migrants say
>>58266630
ate like a kilo of nuts yesterday, is that why
>>58266713
Don't know how girls handle them jiggling and bouncing around all the time or their nipples rubbing on everything
>>58266713
imagine having bollocks lads
you can't cross your legs without caressing and squeezing your willy
everyone can see when you're turned on
it rubs against people's thighs and bums during rush hour on public transport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
russsia have a cracking eurovision tune.
>>58266636
holy fuckkkkkkkkkkk
>pakis who try and make "pigskins" and "cumskins" a thing because there's nothing actually insulting to say about being white
makes me laugh every time
>>58266761
yeah probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxmiGHaw1ag
hahaha
Reminder that leavers are trying to take away your legal right to have a lads holiday in majorca
>>58266761
what kind of nuts lad?
>>58266763
It's proper annoying
Also get hard at random or when something is on your lap
>>58266808
Students actually believe this
>>58266780
I really hope they win
They did extremely well, like 3rd place, in the middle of all the extreme euro ukraine butthurt
but they did have super qts
>>58266821
cashews and some pistachios
>>58266821
DEEZ NUTS
HA got 'eeem
>>58266837
>cat gets on lap
>starts kneading
>willy gets hard
*exudes healing chakra energy*
>>58266799
>his skin is literally the same colour as pig, the most vile of all creatures
>>58266882
post legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90-SWwtpdZU
so why are you all at home this time on a Friday?
>>58266871
best nuts. good lad. a kilo will hurt you though
>>58266848
>>58266946
I'm at work
Back to my desk at 2
>>58266909
>pigs are also brown
>he only thinks pink pigs are vile because they roll in shit and mud which are the same colour as his skin
lol that didn't work, did it?
>>58266909
>>his skin is literally the same colour as pig, the most vile of all creatures
Wow, it's almost as if your religion deplores pigs as "unclean"
i HATE reddiit
>>58266946
no gf
no bf
no friends
no life
when I'm old reckon I'll shamelessly hire prozzies regularly
>>58266963
meant 200g but thats still a kilo and youre not meant to eat that in a day or something
>>58266844
desu tho that year they weren't even that good and some of the lyrics were arsey as fuck
>telling all the world to show some love
>no-one is going to bring me down
>open up your heart and let me in
>>58266994
>meant 200g but thats still a kilo
you are not good at weighing things lad
>>58267027
a kilo would literally send you straight to A&E
>>58267000
Poleaboo loves Eurovision too
2014 and 2015 were both weak years in his opinion
>£80 to repair phone on carphone warehouse
FUCK
SAKE
>>58267045
HELP DOC
I'VE GONE COMPLETELY NUTTY HAHAHAH!!!
>>58266976
Pigs are qt and loyal
Reminder that Muslims also hate dogs and eat bugs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwBjhBL9G6U
quality hip hop
>Me: Hi ___, how is everything? Want to catch up?
>Her: Hi, sorry I m out
>Me: How about next week?
>No response since 1pm yesterday
>>58267045
a kilo is a different amount to 200g. there are more grams than that in a kilo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQVYdS1jFI8
when you think of apple what colour do you think of
>>58267000
a... are you really 190cm tall
Going to Wembley tomorrow
>>58267153
Green of course
>>58267119
its called exaggeration you thick fucking spastic
200g of cashews is a large amount and you're not supposed to eat anything like that amount in a day so I equate it to something that sounds large, ie a kilo
are you literally autistic
What you saying lads
>>58267153
red
although green sour ones are my favorite
>>58267065
yeah I'll agree with you there, the winners have been meh at best.
>le ebin sausage man MUH EQUAL RITES
>le fit sweeden man with ebin grafix XD
none of the songs had any real quality to them. 2013 had so many qties there, I'm claiming Ukraine as my qt that year.
>>58267094 (You)
Good post
eating a kilo of LSD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBXH_2Vh2y0
>ywn be a drone operator
Keep getting looks from girls when I'm walking around campus
Can't tell if it's because they want my willy or because I've got something wrong with me
>>58267177
>200g but thats still a kilo
that's just retarded no matter what spin you try to put on it you thick cunt. 200g is not still a kilo. that doesn't even make sense.
>>58267177
That's stupid logic
>>58267215
>eurovision
fuck off you cringeworthy retard
Been stood up lads
Ffs
>>58267215
Not fair to insult the winners, they were weak but still among the best acts those years
Also, gimmicks have always been quite important and Eurovision has a strong gay following
>>58267277
by whom??
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRmsaLdXCww
Absolute choon lads, can't believe this girl and her brother on guitar are in their mid teens.
>>58267312
Some lad off jap thread
>>58267312
Life
reading tokyo ghoul at the moment
it's arite
some very suspect brown marks on the wall in this bathroom
Wonder if a cheeky paki has been using something other than the paper to wipe up his curry shits
>>58267277
Keep your chin up m8
>>58267329
:(
find a qt gril
>>58265839
It's butchers hook you stupid cunt
That's why everyone says "have a butch at this"
Dopey bruce
>>58267253
>tfw coalition finally starts hitting isis instead of dropping care packages full of aks
reading euclid's elements
pretty smart guy tbqh
>sometimes people look at me in public and yell ed because i look like ed sheeran (apparently)
>walk into library today
>notice a hambeast facing the way im walking with an ed sheeran tour tshirt
>ohfug
>sit down where i'm visible to her because there are no other seats
>notice her staring at me in my peripherals the entire fucking time.
>i go to pack up, she just happens to be packing up at the same time
>literally catch her staring at me for a straight 5 fucking seconds
god i fucking hate my life
getting my daily dose of sargon of akkad, armoured skeptic, and black pigeon speaks
>>58267277
Bit rude that innit
yes
it is i
168cm centimetres master race
Had my first panic attack yesterday lads
Thought it was just a meme spread by whinging tumblrettes but fuck me legit thought I was having a heart attack, was not pleasant
>THE HOLIDAY OF A LIFETIME
>>58267380
Furious desu
>>58267109
Please feel me.
>>58267418
>life is so hard resembling some qt celebrity
fuck you
>>58267277
Hahahahahaha
Lads it's not 1945 it's 2016
>>58267469
>qt
fuck off tall cunt
korean penpal takes ages to email me back
Just to clarify, this is NOT a girl
>>58267437
For the most part, it IS just a meme spread by whinging tumblrettes.
Which sucks because it makes people that actually have a panic/anxiety disorder look stupid and causes doctors to be skeptical about treating them for it.
>THREE
2 guys being EXTREMELY gay on the bus
Very uncomfortable with this
how come prince charles is a manlet but his sons are both like 6'3"? did diana cuck him?
getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>58267469
You're cute too m8 baka
>>58267437
back when i used to do loads of coke every weekend i was genuinely convinced i was having a heart attack one night. i went to the hospital and they scanned my chest and then gave me a leaflet about panic attacks. but it stopped when i chilled out on the coke
>tfw find out qt i've been talking to has a bf
>tfw don't really care but don't want to go out this weekend and just stay in
>tfw said i'd go out
ffs
>>58267476
*reaches through screen and throttles that cunt*
>THOUSAND
Poleaboo is considering getting an xtra spicy burger meal from Arizonas
>>58267437
Poleaboo had one just before turning up for work, it contributed to getting him fired
>>58267505
What they doing
>>58267507
Is he a manlet? Thought he was quite tall when he was young
>>58267511
i am literally diseased lad
>>58267505
all public displays of affection trigger me and make me uncomfortable
so Obama's backing the UK staying in the EU?
Might I remind him his """"great"""" nation was born of the right to national sovereignty and an opposition to a foreign power controlling their laws?
That's what I'd say in PMQs if I was an MP, I'd have the conservative back bench roaring
>>58267101
They also rape children and smell horrid
POUNDS
>POUNDS
Poleaboo ain't shit but a bitch
Bitches ain't shit but holes 4 dicks
thinking of growing my own peppers
>>58267549
he's 5'10" so he's king of manlets if nothing else
>pays £3000 for the holiday of a life time
>has so far:
>hugged 1 (girl)
>been stood up
Write it? I'd like to see you try
>>58267486
My Japanese penpal used to write me back in one day, then one week, then never. She was so cute with her fucked up English and complaining about her job.
>>58267505
>walking down aisle of bottleo
>two twinks are hooking up and one is copping a handful of the others dick
it's fucking weird regardless of who's doing it
>>58267552
he's backing the UK because he's counting that the general british public will go full FOY and vote to leave
then he's free to completely influence you and sign all sorts of tight nit trade agreements with you that benefit them more than they benefit you
>>58267476
oh shit, thanks for letting me know mate!
haha that could've been embarrassing
>>58267543
One leaning back against the other with his legs up and the other has his hand in between this leg crease thing
>>58267287
but the winners were wank?
especially in 2014, shit song with a massive gimmick..
2013's song was diff and amaze
maybe hating on sweden is unfair tho, his gimmick with that boy was cool
>>58267499
I don't think I have any condition, and hopefully it was just a one off
Had quite a few stressful days recently and then rather suddenly started sweating a lot, stomach lurching, room spinning, walls caving in. Lasted like 5 minutes, fucking shit desu
ah yes, america interfering with foreign affairs. this is a first
>>58267551
>i am literally diseased lad
How so
>>58267563
Kind of like Muslims tbph
>so Obama's backing the UK staying in the EU? Might I remind him his """"great"""" nation was born of the right to national sovereignty and an opposition to a foreign power controlling their laws?
>That's what I'd say in PMQs if I was an MP, I'd have the conservative back bench roaring
>>58267552
Wish I was an MP
I'd be the guy sitting at the back looking stupid and acting stupidly
>>58267609
No he isn't you melt he isn't using reverse psychology
Get a grip, you're living in fantasy land
>>58267632
hormone disorder that's why I look like a 13 year old boy at the age of 18
>No he isn't you melt he isn't using reverse psychology
>Get a grip, you're living in fantasy land
>>58267643
lol
anxious to hear what Xi has to say about whether we should stay or leave lads
Grace Kelly is my waify
>>58267661
how does the USA benefit from you being in the EU?
>>58267652
Really wish I was a Tory MP in a safe seat, would be ideal
You wouldn't have to deal with any real constituent problems because they're all rich
Not like being an MP in the inner city where you have to deal with housing shortages and murders
>>58267673
Pic? Or at least a similar pic to what you look like
>>58267673
That's just really lucky
I'm 18 and look 30 desu
>JUST
>>58267622
>but the winners were wank?
>especially in 2014, shit song with a massive gimmick..
Compared to the rest of the acts those years?
2014 was ok with a good gimmick
My favourite that year was Poland and I liked Finland (marry me) too but still there wasn't enough difference in quality to be offended by the winner
>>58267552
good post
when i make a personal post i turn off my reddit flags so i don't make a name for myself lol
>>58267715
TTIP
Don't know why Brits would care what Obama has to say about them staying in the EU or leaving. He's not exactly a good example of a leader for our country, and he's not a leader of yours.
>reddit flags
gonna order some books
>>58267552
He wants the UK to stay in Europe because of the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership.
>>58267762
same
turned off reddit flags completely now, deleted the tampermonkey thing
got boring and I think everyone hates me
>>58267771
We don't care what he has to say, we care that he thinks we care
Australian government also wants Britain to stay in the CuckU because it's better for our trade or some shit like that. Probably same with the wyanks.
>>58267803
what books lad?
>>58267771
Maybe because he's leader of the most powerful nation on earth
>>58267813
He probably thinks you care because you're making a big deal about him thinking you care
>>58267832
not 4 long senpai
Going back to hotel
He's proper done me, I was utterly convinced he was genuine
>>58267729
holy shit lol you're fucking joking right?
Netherlands literally released the greatest eurovision song of the decade to get beat by that fucking cock muncher
>>58267719
i already posted pic two days before
>>58267720
it's not lucky lad
my gonads aren't functioning and I'm infertile, have very little secondary sexual characteristics, still boyish voice and practically doomed for life to get weird and freakish as I grow older
>>58267806
Why are you telling me? I just explained this to that JF
>>58267816
well no we're coming to take you and poo pee land back under our direct control >:(
>>58267809
This is the kind of attention seeking faggot who uses reddit flags
>>58267853
I didn't see it, please can you post again
>>58267866
why would I read a JF comment chain
>>58267771
imagine big dave came over and said not to vote for trump.
you'd be fuming
>>58267771
People care because the British love him for some reason
>my gonads aren't functioning and I'm infertile, have very little secondary sexual characteristics, still boyish voice and practically doomed for life to get weird and freakish as I grow older
reminder: are Dave loves the idea of TTIP and we're very likely to join it either way
>>58267853
Poor lad
I just want to take you home and take care of you tbqh
Eurovision just seems like something for gays and women desu lads.
>>58267817
some kafka t b h
On the wrong fucking train now too
Lmao
>>58267938
this guy gets it
>>58267929
Creepy fucking paedo.
doing a poo
>>58267959
not your day is it feller - hope you told the jappo he was nasty. where were you planning to go prior to wrong train?
Honestly though now lads, why the fuck is every single celebrity dying in 2016? Glad I'm not famous right now I'd be bricking it
>>58268033
wew
>>58268013
Hotel
CBA now, it's half 10
>>58267914
Lol
>>58268033
You were literally born to be a bottom lad
>>58268033
Do you have the same condition as this guy? Do you take testosterone?
You brits could you please answer this for me.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10016167
Personally I hope Britain will lead the way to the destruction of the EU but I want to get the general ocnsencus here
>>58267949
The Castle > Everything else
Still sort of upset that his "friend" ignored his will for the sake of cashing in on his work.
>>58269147
Stay. Rather than run away from the challenges in the EU like a sissyboy I'd rather face them and push for democratic reform. Britain can't stay relevant in the 21st century on it's own.
DiEM25
>>58269690
>Stay. Rather than run away from the challenges in the EU like a sissyboy I'd rather face them and push for democratic reform. Britain can't stay relevant in the 21st century on it's own.
wow the fact that you actually believe that scares me. I have high hopes that the Brexit will lead to the end of the EU and if not that at least to my country leaving aswell. the EU is a corrupt organisation pushing for a United States of Europe. it needs to be destroyed.
Don't you want control of your borders? or do you want the Cologne rapists to be able to freely travel to Britain once they have their EU passports and citizenship?
Do you want the terrorists living in Brussels and Paris to be able to come to your Island legally? Do you want welfare migrants from poorer EU countries to come live of your welfare and NHS? That's insanity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbJp8zxduWk&index=40
>>58269905
>Don't you want control of your borders? or do you want the Cologne rapists to be able to freely travel to Britain once they have their EU passports and citizenship?
Do you want the terrorists living in Brussels and Paris to be able to come to your Island legally? Do you want welfare migrants from poorer EU countries to come live of your welfare and NHS? That's insanity
If we don't make an effort to radically reform the EU then the alternative is being subverted by a corporate state. United we have a hope of having a strong enough state to resist erosion by corporate lobbyists, divided we just become cattle for corporate consumerism.
>>58270583
>If we don't make an effort to radically reform the EU then the alternative is being subverted by a corporate state
then why are corporations lobbying so hard for the EU to remain? No Britain has survived on it's own before. you can do so again. If not you can make other alliances. You do not need the EU for this. Shit my country is much smaller than yours and I believe we'll survive without the EU.
It's fear mongering
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