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norniron will never EVER be irish edition
cara
Max
treating myself to a fuck tonight
AAAAAAaaaaahh the Frensh
ah yes, very impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLiZ9iEy6yk
also a good tune
>>58238649
Tried this but it was far too tight.
Doing a hug my pillow.
Desperately need a hobby, lads. My time consists of doing a part time job then having the rest of the day to myself shitposting, pacing around the house and just counting down the time until I have to go to bed for work. I feel so unfulfilled it's beginning to depress me.
I've tried video games but as I've gotten older, despite having nothing going on in my life, I still feel like I'm wasting time after about 10 minutes and that I could be doing something more productive.
I don't have the attention span for reading books despite how I'd like to read and be more cultured.
What would you rather lads:
>earn 65k a year and live in central London, probably never own a house, but have all the benefits that come with living in central London
>earn 50k a year, buy a nice 4 bedroom detached house but live somewhere in the Midlands, only visiting London once a month and ending up a tourist cunt who stands on the left
>>58238730
Every single one looks like a massive fucking tool
>>58238756
L O N D O N
>>58238583
>northern 'ireland'
>on the island of ireland
>not irish
huh
>she looks like the real thing
>she tastes like the real thing
>my fake plastic love
>>58238756
>stands on the left
What?
Army edition
>>58238742
you can train yourself to be able to read better, force yourself into a routine with a set target of pages per day/books per month etc and you'll get agitated if you fall behind
>>58238687
What is the fucking obsession with flags in America?
I went to a "British" pub in America and it was literally just an American bar but with American tat replaced with British tat on the walls like British flags and framed pictures of the Queen. Same when I went to a "British" """chippy""" in America.
>>58238756
earn 40k a year and live in liverpool city centre desu
pick one
>>58238647
I'll have my fingers crossed while doing the oath of loyalty to the queen lad
>>58238805
on the escalators on the underground
>>58238756
>but have all the benefits that come with living in central London
Which are?
>>58238730
I bet they are geordies
>>58238756
London. But only if my job is sufficiently high powered.
>>58238756
latter
London is cool but not the be all and end all, I already live in the Midlands and like it
>>58238756
i'll take the second one but also never visit london
>>58238847
1999 all day erryday
>When a girl orders Rekorderlig/fruit cider
Dropped.
Can't stop farting
Is an Alfa Romeo 147 2.0 a good or bad 1st car?
finished diner
doing washing up
>>58238756
Live where all the shit actually is. UK millennials might as well just give up on owning the house as being a life goal; never gonna happen
Haven't had a wank in over a week, and the obsession for women has become quite strong. I think if a 3/10 walked into my room at this moment she wouldn't stand a chance. This is literally the longest I have ever gone without empting my nuts. I'm going to keep this up for as long as possible and see what happens.
Been took me ages to find this been distracted been looking for the last hour
>>58238933
>When a guy orders Rekorderlig/fruit cider
leftists?
>>58238855
Why not join the Yanks if you feel morally opposed to swearing an oath to Her Maj.
![AS-90_Larkhill_Artillery_Range[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pbi4OKg.jpg "AS-90 Larkhill Artillery Range[1]")
>>58238855
Why join as an AS90 crewman?
Artillery tank
>>58238983
>guy
fuck off yank
>>58238944
>not cycling for the planet/for the glutes/for the cardio/for the qts
>>58238847
Raspberry Beret
>name is boris
>trying to sell off the capital to russian billionaires
can't believe I didn't see this before
>>58238855
How do you manage that with the webbing between your fingers?
>>58238983
Funny when proper lad types do this in pubs
Fucking benders
>>58238944
bad, the insurance will be killer, they are ugly as fuck and generally its a bad idea to get a car with lots of horsepower as your first car if you like to show off.
If I join the army will they let me choose my own loadout? Dual wield/custom paint for my gun etc? Thanks.
>>58239033
>tank
it's a gun you fucking melon
literally sunburnt from playing out the last 3 days lads
what a fine time to be unemployed, did about 2 hours of boxing in the morning then went on a long bike ride though the parks smoking a couple of cheeky joints along the way
>>58239087
yes
>>58239096
>playing out
are you 10
>>58239087
Yeah you get 10 points to play with
shitting everywhere
unironically just decided im joining the army
>>58239096
I'm unemployed, can I join you?
Just hired meself a belter fookin skip lads yes man haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJxXnktpsWg
hate my pathetic existence
so fucking lonely
Mum's walking around on the landing outside my room
reeeeeeeeeeeeee it's making me paranoid af
>>58239087
Yes.
Join the 43rd noscoping regiment.
>>58239126
>>58239139
Ah sound, will pack my skull balaclava too. Cheers lads.
>mfw Americans pronounce "tube" as "toob"
>>58239153
What reg
Oneitis is being proper distant, won't talk, says she's got lots on her mind and blows off anything nice I say.
Currently flicking between listening to Yiruma and Chopin. Any other recommendations lads?
>>58239188
Highland
>>58239096
>playing out
>>58239159
It's ok, lad. You'll be rich one day.
Do you prefer itty bitty titties, or big saggy slangers?
>>58239157
sure m8 where you based
>>58239130
I'm 23, it's just an accurate way to describe my activities of late.
>>58238583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiVDmU8yeFU
>>58239188
spec ops
>>58239218
the former
Why even have an Irish Defence force when they'll be steamrolled by the British Army?
Sounds like cruel senseless bloodshed on behalf of the Irish Government, for shame.
Should old films be remastered to include more people of colour?
why is student politics absolutely rammed full of sjws
>>58239218
gonna have to be less vague mate, I can't for the life of me make out what you're trying to ask
>>58239194
your too clingy senpai, stop talking to her for a while (preferably forever)
>>58239188
69th meme guards
>>58239224
LONDON
>>58239224
what's it like to be a GTA character
>>58239276
No one else cares
>>58239269
to do otherwise is racist
>>58238838
Went to a British pub in Russia. That was a good laugh.
Paid 9 quid for a nip of MacAllan's.
To hellfire, and what an evil destination!
>>58239170
She's making sure you aren't masturbating
why is the sky blue? why does it turn grey when it rains? why is the sun orange?
What age would you like to die at?
>>58239301
As I said, pretty nice.
Weathers been beautiful for it.
do you mean a main character or random NPC?
>>58239298
sorry thats too far for me
>>58239096
>>58239130
>>58239205
>be about 15
>some lads from school come to my house when I'm not in
>my dad unironically tells them I'm "out playing"
>have the piss taken out of me for months
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
xoxo
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard
>>58239364
What kind of amp is in the back?
The Irish lad should join the Royal Horse Artillery if he likes artillery so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCyIY10KBnk
>>58239380
ten to twenty thousand years of age
listening to grime lads
>>58239364
God did it
>>58239410
King's Troop is a posting, pretty high-demand as well since it's cushty.
>>58239444
FOYFOYFOY
>>58239444
good lad
>>58239380
ten to twenty years of age
>>58239380
113
>>58239464
You can directly apply
>>58239209
doubt it, i'm dumb as fuck
>>58239285
Thanks m8. We've been together for a year as well, would be a shame to end it because I made reservations at a nice restaurant, if we break up I'll have nobody to go with
>Fall in love with a girl who lives in another country
>We're both poor as fuck so we can't afford to visit each other, certainly not regularly
>Whole day is spent longing to see her again
>She'll probably get tired of living like this after a while and cuck me
>>58239410
Do British people really fight like this? No wonder you lost WW2
>tfw sobering up
Fucking SUCKS. Might go to bed.
I think 75 would be a good age to fuck off this world.
The way things are going though, I reckon I won't reach 35.
>>58239381
CJ
>>58239364
actually looks like my cat
>>58239510
>You can directly apply
not for the King's Troop.
So when the Queen dies, what happens?
>>58239380
at birth
what did they mean by this?
Beautiful desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9l5zeKAuoE
>>58239616
What's the difference between RHA and King's troop
>>58239071
I've already done some insurance quotes and it's a but more than a 1 litre Corsa
I think it looks ok
I'm not really the showoff type
normally phone post but actually on my computer tonight lads wew what a time to be alive
>>58239543
why are you poor?
>>58239611
>CJ
ty anon this made me smile
I just need to sling more dime bags
>>58239673
Opposite for me desu
is the canadian cock a meme?
>>58239555
>losing a war to a bunch of farmers with ak47s
>>58239631
Period of mourning, no comedy is broadcast for something like 6 months afterwards, new monarch crowned, new currency phased in, lots of stuff
>>58239611
post your're cat
>>58239631
civil war.
>>58239543
>>Fall in love with a girl who lives in another country
hmmmmmmmmmmm
how did you let this happen then you utter mug?
I hope to fuck this isn't somebody you met on /r9k/
>>58239678
I have a shit job and most of my money goes on rent and food and bills. She's pretty much the only pleasure I have in my life.
>>58239631
Bank holiday I hope.
just gonne get fucked up all day. Fuck that old bint.
>>58239631
more importantly, what happens when she turns 100? Does she send herself a letter?
>>58239380
I don't want to die ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-5vIy5h_54
not sure how I feel about /pol/ approved 12 year old girls 2bh
>>58239631
Charles becomes monarch, abdicates before the coronation.
50 years of King William & Queen Katherine
Sitting on the floor in my room for some reason
>When your forehead roots are really far apart
Going to book a week in Paris if my gf breaks up with me lads what do you reckon
>>58239754
No, we did meet online though. I don't know how it happened, we were both lonely and depressed and had so much in common and just clicked and suddenly... I was in love.
She makes me so happy. Talking to her is the high point of my day, every day.
>>58239804
Only because of the Prophecy, I quite like this universe and don't wish to see... what I do to it...
>>58239631
It will be extremely painful
>>58239791
Gonna happen though, lad. The world will continue, life will go on, and you won't be around any more.
>>58239786
>what happens when she turns 100? Does she send herself a letter?
>>58239826
This is the only way it'll survive 2bh; Charles isn't popular at all.
>>58239380
22 years 8 months 26 days 17 hours
haha lads XD
B A N T E R
chinos nd a cheeky nandos
t b h
>>58239767
Move back into your parent's. That's what I did. Feel like shit for doing it, but I save so much money
>Me and fiancées anniversary next week
>Don't know what to get her
Suggestions?
If she mentions the war I'm out.
>>58239786
God sends her the letter
God is the ruler of the United Kingdom, but he invests his power into the monarch.
>>58239901
A big black dildo
>>58239901
Handcuffs
>>58239813
w-what the fuck
is this what the younger generations are like?
fucking hell i'm still young i shouldn't be developing a baby boomer attitude already
>>58239869
I'm going to guess where she's from. Romania?
>>58239660
RHA is a subdivision of the Royal Artillery and consists of numerous regiments.
The King's Troop is a ceremonial posting within the RHA
>>58239826
He should just be king for one day - gets to be the monarch, name goes into the history book for shortest reign and everyones happy
>>58239033
Purely because the light gun looks cooler and i'm a bit claustrophobic
>tfw no chav /slag/ qt gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49GhSbb0xWQ
>tfw fell for the "go to the psychiatrist if you are depressed" meme
the jews want to keep me on these drugs
>>58239901
Don't forget to get something for her son too la
>>58239631
Australia becomes a republic
>>58239845
My GF is in Paris right now with her friends
Go for it
DONT mention le war xADADADADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XODODODODODOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOUAAAAXRRRRRRRRRAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XAAAAADADADADADADADADADADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSAASASAWSAAAASSSDCWSSDCFFDDFGDSDFFDFDSDSDCDFDDFSSDRFRFGGTGBFHNDHCFHDHFTVDDDFVGBDSDVN
>>58239921
Maybe she's ashamed of how cucked her nation has become
>>58239901
A tree
>>58239900
How long can I do that for though? I would save enough for a long haul flight maybe once every two months? And she works, I work... plus living back at home would make me feel even worse.
>>58239961
I wish she was that close.
>>58239543
>minimum wage slave with an internet """"girlfriend""""
>>58239869
VERY beta attitude toward a girl that lives in another country. I hope you haven't told her that you love her. That's a good way to get yourself cucked.
>>58239976
The British Army has it's greatest man.
A claustrophobic unfit Irishman.
Take that, France.
>>58239966
Can you join the Kings troops from the HCav?
made te
>>58238675
are you planning on putting anything on tonight
also have one of these
also delete northern ireland cos i think it looks better as it is
>>58239901
The greatest gift you could possible give her is to break up
>>58240010
What is the likelihood of that happening?
>>58239813
What the fuck
>>58239975
>the King is dead, Long Live The King
He becomes King the second she dies, the coronation is just a formal ceremony. But having one then abdicating so Wills can be coronated is a waste of the taxpayers money, and Charlie is too smart for that.
He will always be King, no pageant or lack thereof will change that
>>58240049
I do plan on getting fit
>>58240061
me on the far left just in frame
>>58240027
Yeah, I don't mind if you laugh. I'm pathetic. She'll see it soon enough too.
>>58240032
I suppose I'm a beta then.
>>58239033
>Artillery tank
SPG
One day your mum will unexpectedly die, spend as much time you can with her while you still can.
>>58240005
Do people find things like fawlty towers and monty python genuinely funny or do they say they like it because everyone else says they like it?
>>58239631
i hope the cunt dies soon so i can shitpost in her sticky
the so called """"war criminal"""" tony blair
>>58240123
nah they are funny but overrated
>>58240024
Break up, then. It's not going to work out, unless you or her find a way to work in the same country
>>58240138
her sticky what?
>>58240056
Yes, but changing capbadge is a lot of effort. You'd be better off just joining the RA and getting a posting from there
>>58239813
pffft hahaha what the fuck is this
>>58240105
The British Army has it's greatest man.
A claustrophobic soon-to-be-fit Irishman who doesn't take prisoners and is largely apathetic to the British cause.
Take that France.
>>58239321
where? i went to the bristol in st petersburg once
>>58240089
let everyone have a day off work and nobody will be complaining
>>58240060
ye sekrit club
O.K.
>>58239845
Nah Paris will be full of happy couples lad, go to Copenhagen or Prague
>>58240170
sticky vag obviously
>Queues on Soulseek
RREEEEEEEE
>>58240121
This was me with my grandma. She took me in when I was really young and I lived with her until she died when I was 23. She would do fucking anything for me.
I miss her so fucking much. Every single day.
>>58240060
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Country_data_West_Riding_of_Yorkshire
>>58240072
You never know. Probably not though
>>58240151
the worst thing he ever did was PPP and even then it was a good idea in principle
>>58240121
Oh...it won't be unexpected...
>>58240174
Is this in the flag registry?
>>58240123
They find them genuinely funny.
>>58240198
I'm a civil servant, I get the Queen's birthday off as a "privilege day"
Coronation Day is a guarantee
I fucking hate kids, ngl.
I think how I was as a boy and would fucking hate to raise something like that
Just got back from the shop with almond fingers
They're fucking gone stale. I don't ask for much out of life lads
>>58240265
seek help pham
>>58240265
I'd beat the shit out of my younger self.
>>58240238
nice
>>58240200
righto be there in a short while
>>58240209
that's what I thought but I didn't want to say it
hurry hurry hurry buy my rice and curry buy one for two special price for you
>>58240218
faggot
>>58240159
I can't break up with her, I love her.
>>58240279
hey white rashida jones
>>58239631
There's a referendum, the people decide to abolish the monarchy and Buckingham Palace becomes a public area/museum
haha brb /brit/ just got to do my chores haha see ya in a bit lads haha
>>58240289
Had to google them and I've never seen them desu.
Did the Aussielad break up with his gf?
>>58240195
A pub called Ring O'Bells just off Vladmiriskiy Prospekt in St Petersburg.
Only went to it because it was directly across the street from my apartment.
GOAT city. Thinking about going back myself in the summer. The fandan is fucking incredible.
>>58240290
Why? Having kids just doesn't appeal to me.
>>58240324
I'd break your fucking neck if you said that to my face.
>>58240279
Thought she was black from the thumbnail
>>58240223
why have you posted the north riding flag?
>mfw people buy dolmios
>>58240395
>I fucking hate kids
>>58240376
>fandan
What's a fandan?
Really anxious about Brexit.
If we don't leave, I can't see any future for our country, and having no hope for the future is a horrible feeling.
>>58240365
They're literally the best thing ever, only about a euro in tesco lad
>>58240289
I had this happen the other day with a huge bag of crisps I bought. Got home and realised there was a small tear in the bag and the whole lot was inedible. Well pissed off.
>>58240203
I just want to meet a pixie haircut, dowdy Parisian girl who eats pastries in very small bites and aspires to be a school teacher or something like that.
Do they exist outside of movies?
>>58240360
bye xx
>>58240396
You couldn't break wind, you scrawny fucking pussy
>>58240424
>What's a fandan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoGvH4kbRFA
>''''''people''''' who buy pre-made pasta sauce
>>58240447
>movies
FOY
>>58240422
Right, and?
>>58240437
>Euro
You're acting like this is a real currency.
Tell me the figures in GBP
Great British Pounds, or Good boy points I care not.
>>58240439
I bet the jews did this
>>58240218
what happened to your parents
>people who think a tin of chopped tomatoes is pasta sauce
>>58240460
hard talking shit on the internet you little faggot.
>>58240462
What the literal genuine actual fuck
>>58240498
Sorry lad I meant films, like when you go to the pictures
At the end of the day you think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister
>of course I cook all my sauces from scratch
>>58240521
they died of being gay lol
>>58240514
80p, are you fucking happy now?
>>58240426
and lastly this one
had a look at yours and the template had been put over it twice; this is with it added just once
but you choose which one you prefer, its not inconveniencing me at all if you stick with the current one as these unironically take just seconds to make
Wish my housemates would get the fuck out of the kitchen. I'm hungry.
>>58240417
That stuff is oily wank. Get the tesco finest ones they're the best.
>>58240577
FOAL
>>58240576
however if you dont go with this one ill be really angry and ill attack you physically because i like the dragon and you cant see fuckall on the current one
>>58240577
I'm eating cunt
>>58240562
Thanks my good man.
When the Euro goes the way of the dodo you can go back to using the pound, no hard feelings with us.
>>58240528
>hard talking shit on the internet
>I'd break your fucking neck
>>58238583
Good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XckDlD0OM8s
>>58240405
Dunno
Wikipedia has any flag in any encyclopedia though
Everything in Europe depends on the UK leaving the EU, if we leave, other countries will follow. If we don't, there's little hope of it dying for quite some time to come. Because of this, rather than hope, I'm just feeling anxious.
>>58240544
>he doesn't discuss fandan with the boys
What's wrong with you nigel?
For the record, St Petersburg has the best fandan I have ever seen.
need to rescue a 3rd world qt from poverty lads
Is "banter" the cringiest word in the English language?
>Wake up tomorrow
>this is happening
what do?
>The genus comprises two species, Atya spinipes and Atyopsis moluccensis. The two species differ in the number of teeth on the underside of the rostrum, A. spinipes having 2–6, while A. moluccensis has 7–16
The number of teeth two shirmp that look exactly the fucking same is enough for scientists to classify them as separate species.
Yet there is no race just the human race :)
>>58240631
we'd use the zimbabwean dollar before that ever happened m8
Irish cunt
Start running now if you are serious about getting fit
>>58240697
Board up the windows and build a pillow fort and hide and watch films
also thats all of them so you can put them on the google thing please and thankyou
Can someone please tell me how ugly little cunts like lil Wayne can have so much confidence?
>>58240697
orgasm out of sheer delight
>>58240680
pls take me away
Is Gloucestershire known at all to the rest of England?
>>58240737
BBC
>>58240737
big black cock
ugh, all these mansplainers and whitesplainers and misogynoirists itt
>>58240576
Spose that one is an improvement tee bee atihch
>>58240737
Low IQ
>>58240753
that's where the sauce is from, right?
>>58240753
She's kawaii as fuck
>>58240749
That can be arranged.
>>58240605
oily is the most delicious and authentic
>>58240717
An independent Ireland would have the value of a German mark circa 1930 if we got our way old chap.
>>>/pol/71661601
made a thread lids
>>58240753
I live in Gloucester
>>58240753
yeah dont you chuck a cheese down a hill and then loads of blokes run after it
Personnel for Prince's first album "For You"
>>58240754
>>58240760
I'm a legit good looking guy with a 7 inch cock and don't have nowhere near as much confidence as that shit.
HOI
>>58240823
Are you desk lad?
remember this lads haahahahahahahaha
>>58240621
They're not even eating, they're just sitting on the table and taking up all the space.
I might just order a pizza and eat it in my room. It's going to be ages before I can cook something myself.
Prince hasn't died, he's merely joined Bowie in some crazy transcendent dimension reserved solely for people too cool for this world
>>58240823
post it please x
>>58240775
you can add it to the google thing if you want it but please dont feel Pressurized To Do So
>>58240841
how did i miss this
even one of mine is on there kek
>>58240849
If that were true I'd already be there.
>>58238756
Live in/near Birmingham, buy a cheap house, go to Birmingham for everything you'd go to London for, sorted.
>>58240856
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B0kvgnFRpyE8dXFSS2Y0MmRBd2s
>>58240809
wahey yeah that's us
>>58240802
mind not posting shitey images while representing gloucestershire please lad
>>58240838
WOOWIE
does kev know about his status
>>58240849
upvoted :) might draw this on my tumblr and get to the imgur frontpage x))))
Mum is marrying a lad that's literally Mark.
>middle upper lower management of some description
>Obsessed with WW2
>Quotes Churchill
>His idea of a holiday is the beaches of Normandy
>>58240849
not being edgy but prince is literally the single most overrated entity to have ever existed, even more overrated than a youthful Wayne Rooney.
>people that have extended phone conversations whilst on the train
fuck off ngl.
>>58240888
Where do you live in Glos
>>58240612
dubs and we all get uber white gfs like this
trips and we get to choose between that and natasha
>>58240907
I hope not, some bitchnigga tried to link him to /brit/ once or twice and even doxxed his address (nice house too)
Leaked Scottish territorial plans if the indendence referendum had gone the other way
>>58240940
Nah, that's Elvis
>>58240801
Why is pol full of greasy, autistic teenagers who pretend they're 'le classic male' and harp on about degeneracy all the time. Unbearable set of cunts.
>>58240883
a very professional file name indeed
going to upload then make my way to the club
>>58240724
but it's 10 o'clock and meet the fockers is on telly
>>58240957
in the C O U N T R Y S I D E
hate the city so god damn much
>>58241102
I'm literally about to go for a run
>>58241182
Fine, we'll meet up halfway at wales then?
>>58240360
i'm back /brit/ XD
>>58240841
>tfw you missed this
![Cpl_Mason[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/2u3DRNw.gif "Cpl Mason[1]")
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