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cara.
obligatory.
what's your favourite?
bump etc.
>Irish Defence Force
How quaint.
>>58238729
purple rain
hoi noi broin coi
The gf
"Kyary" if you will
>>58238661
>there is a human alive out there that looks this good
crazy desu
>>58240979
hey that was me like an hour ago Lol
>>58240971
Brilliant.
He's had an absolute nightmare.
>>58240907
I hope not, some bitchnigga tried to link him to /brit/ once or twice on that irish forum and even doxxed his address (nice house too)
world is too confusing
just want to sleep forever
>BBCs foremost documentary '''''journalist'''' is Stacey fucking Dooley
fucking hell. Glad I stopped paying license fee/watching that shite.
I miss the kevposting
>>58238729
>kiss
>cream
holy shit prince reads jojo!?
>The death of "Prince" was truly a tragic loss for the art of Music
>>58241002
>there is a whole team of people who are employed to make a human look this good
fixed for accuracy
got my new ben 10 bag lads
Thoughts?
Me in the sailor hat.
>>58240940
can you name another pop artist who wrote all his songs, played all the instruments, did the recording, mixing and production, all on his own, for more than 1 album?
>>58241048
She's not though.
>>58238661
she's fit in this pic
>>58241048
Louis Fucking Theroux.
super tired all day at work and now i have a huge burst of energy while i am about to go to bed
>>58238595
I have been redpilled on muzzies. Head on down to /ara/ it's cosy af and the pakis are well nice.
>>58241048
>foremost
how do you figure that m8
>>58241050
This meme went down the pan once he became known as Kev and not lisicki.
'kev-posters' are fully autistic.
Who is your favourite UK celebrity?
I love electric guitar music.
Prince > William Shakespeare, Milton, etc
>>58241061
fuck happened, he looks fine
Sick o payin fer fookin water lads so I made the most o the fookin rain haha it were a reet belter oi oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIl4lXJBx9Q
>>58241062
you dun fucked up
>>58241139
ian paisely
>>58241098
Hasn't put anything out in >1 year and his scientology film is a flop by all accounts.
how many girls do you think prince banged?
>prince died
>nobody cares
boys did you hear about Doctor Foster?
>>58241109
Me on the right
i dont know who the fuck prince is lol. lol you stupid fucking noobs. you i hate you. stupid stupids
>>58241146
Caught in an Istishhadi operation on a group of Safawi Tanks, southwest of ar-Ramadi
>>58241186
Her majesty's birthday is more important
>>58241169
Probably over 1,000.
Ahh yes the so called "united states navy"
>>58241217
sigh
>>58241139
>not this guy
more important question: how many men do you think prince banged?
>>58240974
There are literally dozens of us!
>>58241186
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html
>>58241230
>Latinos
Can someone please explain how the Kev meme began?
>>58241230
I feel like he is Brazilian.
Is that racist?
hmm yes very colonial
>>58241253
If Britain declared war on Ireland, the Irish Defence force would declare war on the sea, and set off immediately.
>>58241262
Lisicki's bf
>>58241078
Doctor Who is really going too far with this liberal sjw shit
>>58241248
wow such witty and unprecedented humour
>>58241256
>implying i'll click your virus
>>58241262
Someone posted a random pic of a guy from boards.ie and then (this is true) I shooped him into a Syrian war image and someone else did another shoop, then we both carried on all night doing different ones and it picked up the next day
Should I move to Canada lads?
How do these ''''vloggers'''' just walk around filming themselves do mundane things? Have they no shame at all?
>>58241328
FONC
So I'm on BBC2 now, telling Terry Wogan how I made it and
What I made is unclear now, but his deference is and his laughter is
My words and smile are so easy now
Yes, It's easy now
Yes, It's easy now...
How come the Britain obsesses over retarded fucking dumb shits like Jade Goody, David Beckham, Amy Childs and Joey Essex?
just setting up my 4chan lads x
Cant believe we've still got a royal family tbqh, perplexes me
Revolution anyone?
>>58241338
we're full
doing some browsing on the deep web
>>58241304
We don't have enough boats to fit them all on
literally trying to kill you
>>58241405
ha ha, do you need a torch ha ha is it dark down there ha ha
*slips on fingerless gloves*
time to browse the deep web
*cracks knuckles*
*clicks on dropbox folder*
doing some browsing on the shallow web
>>58241445
literally nothing wrong with fingerless gloves
>>58241405
nonce
>>58241338
>wanting to move to Reddit: The Country
nah
>>58241379
Fuck I hope she doesn't go on the deep web and find my 4chan
WEW
Two US Military V-22 Ospreys were just hovering about my house
WEWW
>>58241385
That's not true m8, you have loads of room. Besides, Trudeau wants to ruin your beautiful country with immigration and I'd love to be a part of that.
*has a racist outburst*
>>58241438
And failing miserably I see
>>58241458
even using them for "hacking"?
>>58241407
Honestly any time an Irish guy starts to talk shit I can just think of how hilariously one sided a battle between the United Kingdom and Ireland would be. Thanks man.
>>58241458
What the fuck is the point? you're fingers still get cold.
>>58241379
fake and gay
WEW
OBAMA FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
He's in London and they've banned all drones from flying
>>58241475
Where do u live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zk4xrlFSHw
tunw
>currently holding a 2 pound coin
do you think a cute girl could have touched it
>The UK will take in up to 3,000 refugees, mostly vulnerable children, from the war-torn Syria region by 2020.
Haha
Ideal map of the British Isles
>>58241475
Rasheed
*watches anime once*
>>58241508
they keep most of your hand warm without sacrificing rank 4 digit dexterity
OBAMA FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
LONDON MENTIONED
>>58241540
London
>>58241242
Ah yes....the world famous British navy
daily reminder that Jeremy Corbyn Esq. singlehandedly killed PM Questions with his inane idiocy
Going to be hilarious how many normaltons will be Prince superfans tomorrow
>>58241475
Pics?
>>58241508
Means you can type on your phone with them
>>58241547
yeah i mean we got it way worse then Germany
*loudly insists I'm not a fascist*
>>58241555
Ideal for Corbyn, maybe.
>>58241504
Yes, because you lads did so well in afghanistan
>>58241547
so 750 a year compared to Germany taking about 1,000,000 a year?
Even america is taking more than us lmao get cucked
who /obama/ here
>>58241542
sniff it
he's next
>>58241599
I know mate.
Corbyn has killed banter within PMQ's it's fucking boring now.
mentioned
>>58241593
Same and I can hear a really loud whirring sound but it's been going on for about 20 mins so I doubt it's that
Fucking annoying whatever it is
>>58241621
But you can get gloves that work with touchscreens now
>>58241547
better just leave the vulnerable children to die I suppose
>>58241626
Word on the street is they're sending them to all the NEET /brit/ lad's houses
>>58241483
Don't come unless you speak French.
>>58241674
he slept in a town near me a few years ago, they had helicopters flying all fucking day and night
WHERE THE WHERE THE WHERE THE HOOD AT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lKq1fGtXFM
this looks pretty cool tbf lads
>>58241674
is it true that colonist presidents always carry spare organs and whole pints of blood in their vehicles in case somebody gave them a cheeky nudge with a knife
>>58241598
>I'll make a collage of all the victories and omit all our defeats
>that'll show 'em
>>58241643
>Losing an unwinnable war against terrorism
Ho ho, the Irish fucking Defence force is so much better you silly Saxon.
>There are people who actually live in London in this thread
Feel a bit dirty твн
>>58241598
only 6?
>>58241731
L M A O
http://www.strawpoll.me/10011847
http://www.strawpoll.me/10011847
http://www.strawpoll.me/10011847
^^ POLL ^^
>>58241697
maybe he'll die on Lenin's birthday
poetry
>monarchycucks
Where the Leeds lads at
>>58241547
check this out kek
>In 2014, 1.3 million foreign-born individuals moved to the United States, an 11 percent increase from 1.2 million in 2013.
>1.3 million
>divided by 365
>3561
3561 immigrants a day FUCKING LMAO
>>58241750
>driving a cuck-pod
>>58241778
>implying your countrymen aren't desperate to live here
lel
>>58241718
>>58241547
Here they are
>The jews have deployed their pawn the American president to try and keep Britain in the EU
Ah yes very impressive.
>>58241815
>Irish and browsing /Brit/
>>58241767
>he's forgotten about the IRA
ah yes, PMQs are nothing without the billionaires making fun of each other and achieving nothing all day, fuck that commie corbyn for using it to ask the prime minister some political questions
>>58241731
French Canadians are worst Canadians 2bh.
Lads, I've literally made friends with a 30-odd year old female paki immigrant who wears a hijab and everything.
I think she's lonely and she sees me as a safe person to talk to? She's really shy and cute. Chances of me talking her into a shag?
>>58241829
3,000 a year or 3,561 a day
YANKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
fug
Do you think she gave good blowjobs?
>>58241908
Chances are 100%
>>58241908
if you shag her and dont marry her youll get a fatwa issued on you
>>58241896
Jan from Essex wants to know, are you a twat?
>>58241902
How would you know if we never even met?
Maybe we could be good friends if you spoke French.
just got arrested for being english
>>58241731
>Went there
>didn't speak a word of french
>people still talked to me in english
>>58241896
scot spotted
>>58241928
why do you think she's Queen
the greatest art exhibition of all time?
Obama is Irish like me
>>58241915
>>58241829
we took in 600k in the same time period even though we have a much smaller population, less room nd a hising crisis
>>58241955
Wouldn't dream of marrying her, she's a good decade or so older than me and of course she's a paki and our children would be pakis.
>>58241908
Probably quite high but then her family will fuck you up / force you to marry / pay a lot
Trust me stay away
>>58241895
Ahh, he's forgotten about the UVF and the black and tans.
>>58241924
I'm 19 and born june 13th can someone fill it in for me please thanks x
>>58241924
Loads of time
>>58241961
I speak excellent French but I refuse to do so, it's an ugly language for ugly people.
>>58241954
Dunno why this made me laugh much
Tears of laughter ffs
>>58242052
wait I'm actually 18 I got it wrong
keep thinking of myself as 19 because my birthday is really soon so i pretty much am already
>>58242035
the black and tans haven't existed in 100 years
>the UVF
mfw
Explain this shit.
wish i was a super trucker lads
How does it feel to have an ethnic identity (English, Scottish, Welsh, etc)?
>>58242105
>hurr londonderry is the only name with six silent letters
>>58242124
Crazy Frog innit
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE'RE HERE
>21st birthday soon
>supposed to be a grown up by now
having a mid life crisis lads
>>58242165
It feels nice. You should try researching your family tree
Hello my Daddies!
playing dark souls lads
>>58242165
alri
>Gorilla Glass 3
why didn't it stop my phone from cracking?
>>58242207
*smacks your bottom*
>>58242105
>Not the UDA
From their wikipedia page: In early January 1994, the UDA released a document calling for ethnic cleansing and repartition, with the goal of making Northern Ireland wholly Protestant.[72] The plan was to be implemented should the British Army withdraw from Northern Ireland. Areas in the south and west with strong Catholic/nationalist majorities would be handed over to the Republic, and those Catholics left stranded in the "Protestant state" would be "expelled, nullified, or interned".[72] The story was printed in The Sunday Independent newspaper on 16 January.[73] The "doomsday plan" was based on the work of Dr Liam Kennedy, a lecturer at Queen's University Belfast[72] who in 1986 had published a book called Two Ulsters: A Case for Repartition although it did not call for ethnic cleansing. The UDP's Raymond Smallwoods said "I wasn't consulted but the scenario set out is a perfectly plausible one".[72] The DUP's Sammy Wilson stated that the plan "shows that some loyalist paramilitaries are looking ahead and contemplating what needs to be done to maintain our separate Ulster identity".[72]
>>58242184
MUH HERITAGE
>>58241982
I would go to Ireland but I don't speak Gaelic and I don't want to embarrass myself desu
>>58242209
YOU'LL LOSE YOUR SOULS
ALL OF THEM
trump a shit
>>58242172
You know what else has a silent letter? Plumber
>>58242278
This is why you Europeans will be extinct within two generations
>>58242184
I'm very aware of my family tree but odds are if you're American you're so diluted that you don't fit in any
Scottish, English, Welsh, Irish, and French don't exactly put me in a clear group
Plus the fact that half my family has been here since the 1600s and 1700s
>>58242295
me top right btw
>>58242312
t. Jesus Garcia Gonzalez
>>58242295
>minorities scared of trump
l-m-a-o
>>58242312
I learned the other week that my great-grandfather didn't serve in WW2 cause he was in prison
>>58242303
it does indeed due to nasal-stop constraint characteristic of the English language
you've learned your English well it must have been a chore for a native Gaelic speaker
>>58242335
>his family didn't keep their irish genetics pure, even in the States
>>58242360
t. Abdullah Muhammad Shakur
>>58242335
I'm a mixture of Scottish and English so I just say British to save time
Phil: You've got some balls kid, I'll give you that much
Tony: You'll give me what I tell you to give me
>>58242409
t. kraut
>tfw literally cracked my phone screen
fuck
sake
>>58242409
you're American though
>>58242363
>""minorities"" not voting for trump
l-m-a-o
>>58241061
>that fucking ben 10 backpack
>>58242445
GET FUCKING SHIT ON
>>58242335
>Scottish, English, Welsh, Irish, and French don't exactly put me in a clear group
That's everyone on the British isles.
That whole island is just a dumping ground of genetics
>>58242447
yes
>>58238595
>obvious photoshop is obvious
fucking wasteman
Large scale car use is inherently degenerate
is 4chan spacking out for anyone else?
>>58242445
i've never seen an iphone screen that wasn't cracked.
>>58242494
agreed, however public transport is hell when you live in a high-wog area
bit constipated lads
keep doing these really warm and greasy farts
sat on a cushion and it proper smells of fart juice
also my pants are really moist and comfy due to the warmth of the farts
Thinking about getting one of these for my collection lads. They're illegal (I know a guy)
>>58242592
yabby init
cant see any pictures
going back to >>>reddit
>>58242573
I want you to cogitate on why you posted this
>>58242638
bye
>>58242592
Shrimplad is back!
Up to his old shinanigans I see ;)
Is it based?
>>58242592
>Power Rangers fag
m8, stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQl5FcNxaPQ
alri lads
>>58242662
idk felt like sharing with yiou
>>58241928
how else would she have gotten to where she is, shrek took one look at her and said no fucking thanks, i'd rather be lynched
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>58242718
why do hues like men kicking the ball so much?
>>58242723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCqQ-MyZXRA
having some fried rice
>The EU has banned the import of this snail due to potential ecological damage
>Muslims still aren't banned.
how hard is it to get into oxbrige
>>58242821
CHANG
Apparently fruit is unhealthy for us now because it contains too much sugar
the NHS won't be happy until we're eating dust
Mad that there were thousands of europeans who moved to the new world for a better life and now their descendents have to live in fucking brazil
>>58242813
Imagine if these were your daughters
>>58238661
this 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjrt_f1cbx0
>>58242862
Your outlook is not promising considering you can't even spell it correctly.
>>58242862
Undergraduate - relatively hard but if you're smart you should manage it
Postgraduate - foreign person with money = let in
feeling very down lads, I always get really depressed in the evening after a hangover now, never used to happen
>>58242847
To be fair that snail looks like a wrong un.
>>58242893
imagine i would be "accidentally" walking in on them showering a lot
>>58242921
cyka blyat kurit est
>>58242921
shut up russia
stop being desperate
Think the fedora poster is a literal rasheed lads.
>america
>>58242953
>Oh no dad loves my bed.jpeg
>>58242921
heh
>>58242971
Which game Poleaboo?
Bongies, is this true?
>>58242993
it's poleaboo
>>58243017
most hilarious part is that, crack soldiers that they are, it took some guy going into his backyard to light a cigarette to actually find the guy.
>>58242960
o kurwa!
>americucks
>>58242718
https://vine.co/v/iFKWZWI3n7l/
>>58242934
do you know somebody that went there
>>58243061
there are loads of colombians here in the UK but i dont know if they cause trouble
ALL the gangs are blacks
>>58243061
Londoners deserve the fate they get for being near universally fucking scum.
just wanna do drugs all day
>>58243017
>looking for a potentially armed and dangerous terrorist
>bunching up and walking around in a gaggle
top quality 'soldiering' there, yanks
>>58243117
meant London
>Boaty McBoatface
>>58243110
who is that ape
>>58243117
>loads of colombians in the UK
seriously doubt that
>>58243213
meant London
>>58243161
They're not soldiers, they're the police.
Communism
>>58243087
was this the boston bomber?
will have to shell out £150 to fix this fucking phone
we're going to start winning so much you're going to get tired of it
>>58243185
>reddit mcredditface
fucking normalstons
>>58243243
really? I thought the ones in UCP at least would be squaddies
the yank police are fucking mental
>>58243215
cuckold
>>58243187
some black bitch the yanks are weeping for
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2016/04/20/report-lew-considered-anthony-10-bill/83274530/
>>58238661
Who the fuck is this 'cara' the English obsess over?
>>58243215
the fedoraposts are getting old amir, fuck off
>>58243287
>Some people found this normie meme funny from the beginning.
>>58243287
yee hawww
this may be a bit controversial but i think the queen has bad posture
Singaporean shrimp has developed a really nice stripe down her back lads.
They can change colour to match their surroundings.
aight fuck u then
>>58242927
fuck off, paki
>>58243321
my gf
>>58243321
>Who the fuck is this 'cara' the English obsess over?
It's literally a man from the Netherlands posting it are you retarded yank?
>>58243321
i'm not english and if you haven't heard of her you've literally been living under a rock
>>58243290
stupid duckface selfie slag
Naw fuck U
give poleaboo a (you)
>>58243290
Mmhm i'd love to put my dick just like that between those titties and letting all my seed flow through the cleavage and permeate all of her slutty dress
>>58243359
it's from sitting around doing fuckall for 90 years
>>58243287
This is a meme now.
>>58243340
boaty mcboatface never made me laugh but I did chuckle at horsey mchorseface
>>58243405
Hows it going Poleaboo?
>>58243407
literally contributed more to society than you and your entire bloodline put together
>>58243375
the only time ive seen her outside of 4chan and /brit/ was during a job interview in this ladys office, she had a picture of cara up on her wall
and i thought of you, kanker
>>58243385
>being a literal cuckold
fucking kek
>>58243405
are you still cutting lad
>>58243362
beautiful
>>58243376
bit uncalled for, love
rate me
flossing
>>58243405
*smash*
>>58243458
it's just poleaboo, he's an actual paki
>>58243340
>>58243345
>>58243433
>on 22 March a UK railway worker renamed the Portsmouth to Waterloo train service Trainy McTrainface
no matter what i do, i cannot swallow this gender identity shit. there are things you simply cannot do, and change your gender is one of them. to challenge this is to delude yourself.
>>58243455
wew
>>58243308
They are. Almost every police department has a massive SWAT team and APCs
>>58243446
not all of us can be born into royalty to be quite h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
>>58243531
Who cares, lad?
>>58243252
Will probably come crashing down soon.
haven't poo'ed in 4 days
>>58243506
>>58243493
>being a paki cuckold to niggers
my sides
>>58243527
June 6th 2016:
Today David Cameron has decided to change his name to Prime Minstery Mc Prime Minister face.
>>58243544
Around blacks, never relax
>>58243544
>in america, police can literally beak your door down and shoot you in the head without a warrant
>don't even get in trouble if they got the wrong address
wew
>>58243446
fuck off shill
>>58243544
the department of homeland security (or maybe it was the department of defense?) had a shitload of spare military grade equipment so they gave it out to all the police departments, even sheriff's departments in tiny towns have full SWAT teams now kek
>>58243279
Just buy a motoG you mong.
>>58243531
i couldn't care less if someone wants to "transition" from a boy to girl or whatever but asking everyone else to bend over for 0.01% of the population is fucking ridiculous
>>58243563
i dunno. just saw an obvious tranny when i was out. it's really the definition of the elephant in the room.
question time starting
>>58243531
just let them do their thing they arent hurting anybody. guessing people will be able to change their actual sex in the future anyhow
>>58243627
Not him but the Queen really does do a lot of work, especially for such an old woman, she's CONSTANTLY doing political/foreign affair shit
Guaranteed more work than you've ever done
>>58243617
Boston Bombers were not black m8.
>>58243673
Thanks Mr. Penis
>>58243628
>richest country in the world has the highest form of security in the world
well I for one am suprised !
>>58243493
>>58243385
>>58243215
>being that cuckold you delete your posts
wew
>>58243690
But that's why we have all that SWAT shit in the first place nigga
>>58243693
It's not though.
>>58243684
she really really shouldn't.
She 's supposed to be figurehead.
the bulk of he job is carried out by being the queen. She is told what to saw and what to do. That she does it all does not in itself make her hard working.
>>58243690
why is a traffic officer pointing a gun at a guy who clearly has two hands visibly on his steering wheel face?
wow america nice freedom you have there.
"All my posessions for a moment of time..."
Her last words.
>>58243693
it's not
stuff like getting mad a guy looks at your breasts when you're wearing clothes to accentuate/reveal them, though? that's silly
>>58243867
>>58243867
>>58243867
>>58243867
>>58243867
NEW thread boyos
>>58243802
Kill yourself
God Save Her Majesty
>>58243628
>>58243544
we have swat teams because we have so many guns and criminals who can get guns.
almost every robbery is an armed robbery of some sort, and when there are guns involved, swat invariably gets called. there are lots of tricky situations with our criminals so swat teams are kind of necessary.
ah yes, thank you for letting me read the news. this is not intrusive in any way.
>>58243684
It's not "work" is it? It's lots of travelling and talking and greeting and shaking hands and dining
It's an active social life is what it is, lad.
>>58243635
shit phone
>>58243936
Remember when BBC news was a good source for unbiased news in this country?
>>58243816
we're used to having guns pointed at us. its so common that we have a term for what you're seeing in this picture, "Gun body language"
the officer is obviously saying "Hello friend! You will not be harmed today as long as you comply!" by the way he's holding his gun
>>58243918
it is news
try scrolling down for more
>>58243966
Still is. No other UK-based news outlet can touch it.
>>58244061
I doubt any other publication could.
But it's declining in quality for sure.
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