Please buy this for 10p edition
first for me
Sure lad
maisie
>>58227381
fucking tripfag reee
C*nada
kpop
bantering with my slags again
just got this fookin belter of a horse lads named him hector haha oi oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_k6dzJSOIg
>>58227335
I want some kind of automatic weapon
are rifles really impossible?
was thinking about killing myself. funny, that.
Labour are the only party for the white working class
are Craig
pbuh
>the white working class
>If we leave the EU we will suddenly get flooded with pakis
Can someone explain this logic?
There are millions of refugees in Germany that are poised as we speak to move to Britain once they get a passport. And when Turkey joins. All of them too.
>>58227422
almost certainly unless you have a good reason to own one (you don't)
Ronnie Corbett died
They never expected this like a black man driving a black cab
I'm in the driving seat they're at the back senpai
I've got my city on my back senpai
It planned out never planned it
Man stand out by being outstanding
Woah, I'm living the brum life i'm on grime from sundown to sunrise
So don't say a word
I had my old girl stressing my new girl I had to have a word
The word's getting round that man are getting round so i get what i want out of a word
Put Dapz On The Map on a verse, it's a rap like I slowed down the track when I spat
Man run the road
Without being 'road'
The only thing you're running is laps
Me and my niggas be the public figures that win
Run the town without having to sprint
I treat every day like the 29th of Feb
Brum town celeb
I write tunes while others write tweets
I dream big while others just sleep
Far from froggy when I leap like Kermit the frog, ribbit
Still got some of that '09 spirit
Just more calm and calculated with it
I'll spin an MC, then have the DJ spin it
Then spin it back
If i ain't with my brothers then i'm with my brothers
Everyone's got everyone's back
Them man are dying to know how we're living
Hating how everyone's loving off man
You know like that.
Feelin a bit down, lads. Can /brit/ cheer me up?
>>58227375
it did but you have a criminal record
i highly doubt they'd let you have a firearms certificate
https://www.gov.uk/shotgun-and-firearm-certificates
>>58227468
>There are millions of refugees in Germany that are poised as we speak to move to Britain
They're not
Reposting because people actually think ALL handguns are illegal.
osborne seems a bit slimy. will he ever run for pm?
>>58227461
>>58227482
It will soon be the weekend, la.
>and the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
>>58227468
The universe has mandated that a certain number of migrants come here, if they can't come from the EU then the universe must correct itself and teleport replacements from somewhere else, otherwise causality itself will break down and everyone's shit will be fucked up.
>>58227515
FOY
>>58227527
>>58227471
What would be a "good reason"
>>58227487
My conviction disappears after 1 year
>why yes I do own a firearm
>>58227482
>mfw any temporary relief we may provide is meaningless in a grander scheme, as you'll never escape the all-consuming anxiety of death.
>>58227505
Do you know that for a fact?
>>58227482
Are you in Graz?
it's time, lads
*kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca*
>>58227480
>senpai
>>58227515
you should have it taken away, Mr Magoo
>>58227566
my dad has a a few rifles haha
>>58227515
You're so cool and alpha with your BB gun.
>post something
>instantly forget what it is
>need (You)s to remember
it's your duty to help us anons with dementia, spare a (You) today
We currently have a below replacement birth rate
If the birth rate stays the same and you want your standard of living to stay the same or increase we need immigration - see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic_crisis_of_Russia
Now personally I will be voting to stay in the EU as I'd prefer this immigration and labour force top up to come from eastern and southern europeans - see: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/european-immigrants-contribute-5bn-to-uk-economy-but-non-eu-migrants-cost-118bn-9840170.html
They are european, christians, net contributors to the economy and are more likely to move back home eventually - less pension and healthcare cost
If you'd prefer for this immigration to come from india, pakistan and china then by all means voting to leave the EU is in your best interest
>>58227555
Had a dream the other night where I was in some rando's house in the middle of the night, it was pitch black and some overweight bald man emerged from the shadows and stabbed me to death. I stood still and let him do it.
>>58227573
burden of proof is on you
>>58227588
TAKBIR!
>>58227515
How much did it cost?
Where did you get it?
>>58227633
Why?
>>58227562
needing to shoot pests, normies don't count
@58227616
get 4chan x
>>58227515
Is that a target or your fedora pictured from above?
>>58227562
The only one that can allow you to own an automatic weapon is the Home Secretary.
>All of the refugees are just sitting there poised in germany waiting to get into the UK
>It's not like they were all chanting "we want to live in germany" while travelling
>>58227610
It's a .44 revolver
>>58227640
£250 from a guy at my gun club
Children of Man was a prophecy wasn't it guys?
""""""moderate"""""" Muslims
pizza's in the oven
>>58227650
are you genuinely retarded?
You're the one who made the claim
>there's a spaghetti monster living on mars
>no there isn't
>prove there isn't
this is you
>>58227548
my weekends for the last five years were mostly get drunk on friday and saturday evening and being depressed on Sunday that I'll have to work tomorrow. vBut thanks, drinking is always more fun than working.
>>58227567
*tips fedora*
>>58227574
Arnoldstein
>>58227468
Here's how I understand it.
The idea seems to be that EU migrants still fill a certain economic niche in your country, proponents of leaving the EU say that the reason they want to do it is mainly because immigration should be controlled, they would rather take immigrants from commonwealth countries that fill certain criteria and since pakis and poo in loos make like 60% of the population of all commonwealth countries...
Basically Britain would benefit more from Paki nurses than Polish plumbrs.
Turkey will never join the EU, and you can say no to the refugees like the V4 countries did.
>get 4chan x
>>58227588
The face of amun ra stands in the middle of our sky so it doesn't matter where you bow, good lad.
>>58227699
Men* ffs
>Refugees don't want to come to Britain
>It's not like they're all sitting in a literal slum town on the French coast rather than become German citizens.
>the white working class
ah yes, I stepped in some of that on the way to work yesterday
>>58227744
Where have the Croats been all my life?
>>58227706
I fucking hate the North.
>the NHS
The pale ones just ravish my loins.
>>58227791
bit racist
>>58227744
You need to have a £35k job offer to move to the UK if you're non EU.
Not many pakis will meet this criteria.
>have 2 referees for a firearm certificate and 1 referee for shotgun certificate
who are these referees?
>You must also prove to the chief officer of police that you’re allowed to have a firearms certificate and pose no danger to public safety or to the peace.
how?
>four thousand sitting in calais
>total number is 2,000,000+
>>58227737
Neat. I like Carinthia. I'll visit you.
anyone else's youtube subscriptions page fucked?
>your hair molecules are the wrong shape so we have to stop your learning young man and put you in the isolation cube
The sunshine girl is sleeping
She falls and dreams alone
And me I am her dagger
Too numb to feel her pain
The world is full of noise, yeah
I hear it all the time
And me, I am your dagger
You know I am your world
I thought I heard you whisper
It happens all the time
I thought I heard you whisper
It happens all the time
She whispers while I'm sleeping
I love you when you smile
I didn't really lose you
I just lost it for a while
The world is full of noise, yeah
I hear it all the time
You know I am your dagger
You know I am your world
I thought I heard you whisper
It happens all the time
I thought I heard you whisper
It happens all the time
>>58227851
Don't tell me they changed it again the daft cunts
Not Poleaboo
>>58227609
FOB
>youtube subscriptions
>>58227832
>have 2 referees for a firearm certificate
These will be the 2 highest ranking members of whatever gun club you are in.
>1 referee for shotgun certificate
Local vicar or police man will do for this
can you lend me 5p
to buy that vi
to drink wit the pi
>>58227814
immaculate cummy tummy
>>58227859
What could possibly be wrong with that haircut?
UGH
Sexist and racist much?
>>58227851
No, Molyneux and Sargon are there as usual.
Ahaha any of u battyboiz get baited out in dis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HajZCsyBQfE
>>58227832
God help us if they let Poleaboo have a gun.
>This gun is legal in the UK because it uses a special loophole that means it's not "semi automatic" despite clearly being semi automatic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRZmSsPRAN4
What's the point of even having that law if it can be circumvented this easily? Should just repeal it.
>>58227838
Best Food and landscape but erverything else is just peasantry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hueHtOM5dTY
Why is he always right?
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/mar/13/cecil-rhodes-campaign-oxford-david-mitchell
>>58227867
think it's just broken, checked reddit and they're complaining kek
>>58227920
hmm
>>58227961
Scaremongering.
>>58227920
nice
I found 4chan through Runescape in 06'.
I've been here a decade... ffs I'm only 22. At least I'm a semi-normie.
>>58227603
You're lucky to get the shots on the paper at all with a model of gun that's almost 200 years old lad.
Oh, I miss the kiss of treachery
The shameless kiss of vanity
The soft and the black and the velvety
Up tight against the side of me
And mouth and eyes and heart all bleed
And run in thickening streams of greed
As bit by bit it starts the need
To just let go my party piece
I miss the kiss of treachery
The aching kiss before I feed
The stench of a love for a younger meat
And the sound that it makes when it cuts in deep
The holding up on bended knees
The addiction of duplicities
As bit by bit it starts the need
To just let go my party piece
But I never said I would stay to the end
So I leave you with babies and hoping for frequency Screaming like this in the hope of the secrecy Screaming me over and over and over
I leave you with photographs, pictures of trickery
Stains on the carpet and stains on the scenery
Songs about happiness murmured in dreams
When we both of us knew how the ending would be
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again
Breaking apart like I'm made up of glass again
Making it up behind my back again
Holding my breath for the fear of sleep again
Holding it up behind my head again
Cut in deep to the heart of the bone again
Round and round and round and it's coming apart again
Over and over and over
And now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces
I'll pull out my heart and I'll feed it to anyone
I'm crying for sympathy, crocodiles cry
For the love of the crowd
And the three cheers from everyone
Dropping through sky
Through the glass of the roof
Through the roof of your mouth
Through the mouth of your eye
Through the eye of the needle
It's easier for me to get closer to Heaven
Than ever feel whole again
>>58227943
Because leftytards don't understand how easy it is.
see pic
http://www.northeastshooters.com/vbulletin/threads/179192-DIY-Shovel-AK-photo-tsunami-warning!
>>58227505
Why do you fedorapost when you're a self-professed paki-hater?
>>58228057
nice
>>58227827
Still, well educated and wealthy Pakis can still end up radicalized. (didn't Jihadi John have a masters degree or something) I'd be very careful about immigrants from Muslim countries.
>>58227784
did I say something stupid?
*posts a picture of a very beautiful young woman*
Prince is ded
>>58228125
first LOL
>>58228121
Go on then.
>>58228111
I'd rather have a handful of pakis on 35k immigrating than mililons of eastern europeans and """""""""germans"""""""""
Having a wagecuck breakdown lads.
I can't stand sitting in an office all day, I'm shit at my job and it stresses me out so much that I come home and just deflate. Also don't know what to do with my life.
Should I just quit and trek up the Himalayas?
>>58228111
Nah I think you blokes are fucking great.
>>58227943
Why? Makes no sense, the law is there for a reason, if anything they should add a clause surely to make it more effective.
>/pol/ is satire
what's /brit/'s excuse then?
>>58228186
go on a walkabout
>>58228096
It's just pathetic when whites do it
>amerikills
>>58228125
he was shit anyway
>>58228201
It was satire but then people started believing in it
the gf
>>58228178
ok
popped a molly I'm sweatin'
>>58228201
bantire
>>58228201
/brit/? more like /shit/
>Islam have been trying to invade the West for over a thousand years
>History stopped after WW2 and there are no bad people anymore
This is why the left are dangerous. They live in a linear timeline where the further down yo go, the more progressive and perfect the world is. This implies that any hostilities between people is just old and barbaric.
Islam trying to conquer the West? Don't be silly, we're not in medieval times anymore :^)
Meanwhile, the West will be beheaded while arguing over gender-neutral toilets
>>58228255
FOY
>>58228242
Thats a bf
>>58228242
She's nice. Any nudes?
>>58228201
never posted anything non ironic in a brit thread 2bh
>>58228121
she's looks atrocious with all that slap on
>>58228121
mutton dressed as spam
>>58228247
Whenever you're ready, lad.
its here lads
>>58228269
good post
>>58228247
basically have identical eyebrows to her
>>58228187
t..thanks lad
>>58228179
All I'm saying is that the Slavs probably won't be cutting off any soldier heads, forming rape gangs, or blowing themselves up for Allah.
>>58228369
fuck off george
Best diss tracks
>GOD tier
"No Vaseline" by Ice Cube
>good tier
"Hit 'Em Up"
"Ether" by Nas
>meh tier
"Takeover" by Jay-Z,
>Shit tier
"Piggy Bank" and by 50 Cent.
>>58228394
They are vastly over represented in crime statistics tho
>>58228394
Croatia is the least shit country in eastern europe.
If I wasn't British, I'd be a croat.
>tfw can't replace all the migrants with qt croats
>>58228403
no you fuck off
>>58228369
good lad
where are you going to put it
>>58228269
>Islam have been trying to invade the West for over a thousand years
and the west owned/colonised almost every single islamic country in the world as recently as about 70 years ago
there are people who are alive now who lived during a time when the west had invaded and conquered almost every islamic country in the world
not saying that excuses mass migration but it's a bit silly to say islam is the only one trying to invade the west
>>58228369
Do you get a free fedora with that?
PLEASE BUY MY DRAWINGS. I HAVE NO MONEY. AHHHHHHH
Remember that lad who had all of those Kev marshmallows made?
gonna shower
>>58228518
my memory only lasts a week
>>58228492
Go and finish your curry, Abdul.
>>58228269
>>58228455
ur mum xd
Getting fed up with shit celebrities dying
>>58228492
Fuck off Paki cunt.
>>58228455
will probably find a decent frame for it and put it up in the hallway
>>58228492
fuck off paki
Wish our leaders still had balls lads
I really don't like Dave Cameron. Would have preferred David Davis to have won the Tory contest back in 2005 and be our PM now
>explain why someone is wrong about something
>"pretentious!"
>"mental gymnastics!"
sure sign of a dumbarse if im honest
>>58228501
do you accept paypal?
going to have a ponk without the second part
>>58228592
>>58228600
>>58228559
>>58228501
Do you do commissions?
I will pay you £20 to draw my fursona
>>58228432
Nah lad it goes something like Slovenia > Kek republic > Slovakia > Poland >= Croatia
>>58228429
Aren't most of your prisoners Nigerians or something? Idk
Still mass migrations from any nation is a valid concer IMO. Britain just attracts a huge amount of people because everyone knows English so its easier to get employed if you know the language.
Maybe a law with quotas for low skill immigrants would help? Or a simple law that would immediately deport any foreign criminal and ban further entry in the country (this is easy to do since EU nationals have to enter with their own country's passport, it's documented in the system where you can deport them to)
>>58228598
Pride of place.
Best grime diss tracks
>GOD tier
Wiley - Nightbus dubplate
>good tier
Wiley - Athletes foot
Devlin - Wiley diss
>meh tier
Skepta - Nasty
>Shit tier
Stormzy - Standard
Where does your surname originate from, lads?
Mine comes from The Hebrides.
>>58228619
>dumbarse
cringe
>grime
>>58228685
Croatia is the most beautiful land in the world with the most beautiful people and the most beautiful women.
>>58228488
Every country has colonized someone at some point. Doesn't mean you just hold your hands up and go "oh, well, fair enough. Come and kill me then"
>>58228685
>Maybe a law with quotas for low skill immigrants would help? Or a simple law that would immediately deport any foreign criminal and ban further entry in the country
We'd need to leave the EU to do these things
Thoughts?
>>58228759
iktf
pizza is here
they forgot it's meant to be double pepperoni reeee
>>58228697
>Devlin - Wiley diss
good lad
>no Devilman - Chipmunk reply
>no Chip - Run Out Riddim
>>58228394
>won't be cutting off any soldier heads
happened once
whites do it more often
>blowing themselves up for Allah.
happened once
When I saw the headline "Prince Dead" I worried it was William or Harry
Thank goodness
Finally come to terms with the fall of Western civilisation lads
>>58228698
Italy -> Spain -> Mexico
>tfw got spic blood in me
>>58228093
It's kind of strange to believe intelligence isn't hereditary to some degree.
If it wasn't it would mean evolution literally "made" an exception for humans.
>>58228759
this is how I feel but with gangstalkers
>>58228698
The name of a person who is skilled at a sport involving a bow and arrow
>>58228728
Literal fucking teaboos on /brit/
More Tinder matches desu
>>58228771
*catcalls you*
>>58228759
Don't get why blokes feel the need to say shit like this tbqh.
Prince died the silly bugger
>>58228759
>implying anyone cat calls a sand nigger
gonna go see yung lean at reading but only because i wanna see Bladee and Ecco2k
>>58228777
devilmans wasn't anything special but chip can in2 good tier
>>58228785
wew
as if Prince is dead
>>58228759
Never known a white man to do this
>>58228754
Unfortunately
I have a fear Ireland's going to be the next migration target when you leave.
>>58228737
Are you a Croatboo?
I'm a bit of a Britboo tbqh
Why does the queen knight to many nonces and benders?
What use will they be in a war?
>>58228785
>No charles.
>This fucking lad.
>>58228698
Apparently Wales, but I have no known Welsh ancestry. The name can originate from England too but it's mainly Welsh.
My mum's maiden name comes from the Hebrides though, Granddad is from there.
>>58228809
Faglord?
Was worried are Charles had gone.
95 now innit?
Brilliant article, just brilliant.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wont-wishing-queen-happy-birthday-7797590
>i guess you could say i'm a britboo
>>58228857
Croatian/Brit relations are at an all time high because we are so similar.
missed the queens birthday celebration lads, any way i can watch it?
>>58228859
They'll keep all the little boys safe beneath the bombed out streets of course :^)
While all the little girls will find solace in their local mosques.
>>58228827
Why would she love mosques though? Why does she want more minarets in Switzerland?
>>58228809
Hawkeye is a great surname desu
I liked Prince. Sign O' The Times is a great song.
I'm video chatting with a girl right now desu
>>58228782
Idk m8 I wouldn't want any Muslims in my country.
I just dislike their religion and culture and I feel it has no place in European countries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9RckcvgGPE
>>58228759
Or you know you could get something in the middle of tight sexy revealing clothing and loose completely covering clothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9FswFosVUs
>>58228991
fucking loves Shakespeare this one
fucking loves him
>tfw no one gives a shit
>>58228939
They are?
Historically you guys have been more friendly with the Serbs because of their monarchy.
As for modern relations it amounts to us giving you guys Slaven Bilić and you guys bringing us crazy drunk Chav tourists.
>>58228376
post eyebrows then kidda
>>58229017
Of course not, just look at them. Practically begging for it.
how did prince die lads?
>>58228977
Bit racist.
>>58229071
not heard this one desu
I don't know, how did prince die?
>>58228125
fuuuuuuuuck man
lol motherfucking Prince died
>>58229028
Fuck the serbs.
Croatian empire 2016.
oneitis went black and never came back :/
>>58229017
*reports your IP to the police*
hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV0gN4Qo4A8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TcWunHOqlc
>>58229078
Islam is a religion, not a race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hueHtOM5dTY
>>58229088
his heart stopped beating
>>58229103
She's probably addicted to benzos and gets a train ran on her blown out asshole. Good riddance
>>58229144
I don't get it
>>58229071
perforated colon from horse sex desu
>hayfever, sweltering heat at night and gnats are back
fucking hate spring/summer
>>58229103
literally the worst thing that could happen
I came to get down
>mfw I work out I can just rephrase the job spec I'm applying for slightly when wording what I do at my current job so I seem like a perfect match.
i r genious
>>58229113
I've already taken down all the post numbers in this thread
>>58228902
Close enough
>>58229172
wife's son died from that
horrible way to go
>Black Pigeon Speaks
bf just sent me this
PRINCE IS DEAD
>>58229222
Faglorde?
>>58229129
fucking fed up of this now
theres about 20 different darkies from london and birmingham thinking they're youtubers and they all make the exact same videos
>>58229134
Fucking legend.
>>58229240
Those are some prime time DSLs there
>>58229241
Yeah we heard
>>58229239
rasheed
>>58229241
>prince
WE
dissertation is in for tomorrow and ive done 55 words
>>58229241
>third eye sunglasses
ingenious desu
>>>/r9k/28024594
>there are lads who think the death of Chyna is more newsworthy than the Queen's 90th birthday
prince died lads
F
