Are Liz edition
cara
lads
yasuho
oioi lads just rode this munter sledge down me fookin stairs haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C2ObhyeeQs
maisie
just got 2 weeks off work because i told my boss i have smallpox and she believed me
>why yes I do hail from the maritime province of Nova Scotia
>>58230101
what emotion do you feel after claiming a first for cara?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xVd40DEndo
Trumpfus
>tfw 26 and never even kissed a girl
need to stop inbreeding
>>58230157
RACIST PICTURE
Pretty excited about this jacket potato I'm making lads.
>>58230211
>tfw the last girl i kissed was some fat slag at a club
would like to delete my memories
Favourite British bands?
Mine is Paul McCartney and Wings.
>Pretty excited about this jacket potato
>>58230214
Why do they look like oil paintings?
Why is Prince Phillip so based?
>>58230191
Phil was a good looking lad back in the day
>>58230191
phwoooaar wouldn't mind a go on that like
>>58230240
Buzzcocks.
>>58230240
Beady Eye
>>58230087
>>58230157
>>58230191
>>58230271
>ywn have a strong white family unit
Business idea: Lie repeatedly on my CV
>>58230240
Who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W7d9ToykSU
oiiii dese skets got proper baited out haha any u batty mans mums get baited out blud?
how does one go about getting knighted? do you just have to be gay or a nonce and be an entertainer or artist?
also me
>>58230195
feel euphoric af
>>58230271
He isn't.
absolutely decked that Prince lad haha
hope he's alright, was just a bit of banter
>>58230271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDCn0lGhaLg
>>58230240
razorlight
>>58230062
Nothing brings Poleaboo joy
Perhaps maybe working on his project but the fruits of that labour are always bitter
Eating too I suppose
>>58230095 #
Who are you fedoraquoting?
I live in Blackpool which is quite close to St Annes
>>58230311
they toss a knighthood to any old twat these days
someone lend us some money please
need to eat
>>58230322
me turning around on the right
Wish we had more of a cycling culture in the UK with those dutch style cycling lanes
>>58230266
because taste is dead
Think reddit has doxxed me lads
>The monarchy will never regain it's power and reinstate the Empire and purge all the pakis and Muslims from the country
Business idea: Go get a pizza and some beer from Morrisons.
and again
*posts a photo of prince on Twitter and Instagram with the caption "literally such an insperation, rip prince the sky is purple tonight X"*
>>58230271
*was
Rest In Peace
>>58230408
>Go get a
FOY
>>58230350
would kill myself if I lived in blackpool ngl
>>58230352
wonder how stephen fry hasn't been knighted yet
he's an entertainer and he's gay and a nonce and normie brits all love him
The nights I go out drinking - I generally start drinking at around 7pm and stop at about 4am. Me and my friends are loud, messy and sometimes aggressive (not psychically but argumentatively etc ...) We leave our house a mess and walk loudly through the streets before entering the club where we'll be pushed around on the dancefloor shouting and screaming. After barely making it home ( more than one occasion we've ended up at A&E) we'll leave are now empty takeaway boxes lying around and stumble into bed trying to ignore the buzzing and spinning room. Will then wake up the next morning puking our guts out. The nights we get high - About 9pm we'll sit in our back garden and smoke a joint, discussing random topics at a respectable level. We'll then order takeaway and either watch a movie or play video games before getting an early night and the best nights sleep we've had in a while. We'll then wake up the next morning feeling fresh and ready to start the day. Night 2 is illegal....
First of all, why are the guys on the London Eye being referred to as Hooligans??!!! They are just a bunch of lads that are having a quiet protest, smoking a bit of Cannabis in their own private pod!! They are not hurting anyone, or smoking around any of the public, so I really don't see why it is such an issue... they certainly are NOT hooligans!! Secondly, i actually attended the Hyde Park meet up at 420 myself and had the most amazing afternoon!! The atmosphere was electric, everyone was chatting and laughing, and most importantly, there was no trouble at all!! In fact, i have never actually seen stoners fighting or getting to the point when their behaviour is uncontrollable - yet i have seen many drunk people get violent and disorderly. I honestly think that the vast majority of people out there who do not smoke cannabis themselves need to educate themselves about it and not just listen to the bull that the media put out there!!
Reckon the monarchy even want their power back?
>>58230311
Pretty much.
I know there's some folk who do genuinely good things for charities and local communities that get OBEs, etc., but I really cannot fathom why the state insists on giving them to people who ride a bike, or kick a pig's bladder around for a living.
>>58230439
This. Thank Allah I was born in Preston, pride of Lancashire 2bh.
>>58230335
t. President of Nigeria
when is da queen dying?
Nothing better than getting stoned and watching MDE 2bh lads
>>58230401
Which subreddit and why?
>>58230240
The Streets
>mfw on the pepsi max
love blackpool me I do indeed
>>58230485
Never.
NIGEL FARAGE AND DAVID "PIGFUCKER" CAMERON WITH HIS ETON TORY BANKER RACIST XENOPHOBIC KIPPER PALS WITH THEIR BONUSES SCAPEGOATING IMMIGRANTS, AUSTERITY, DESTROYING OUR NHS OUR JUNIOR DOCTORS OUR BRITISH STEEL OUR TRADE UNIONS, KILLING OUR POOR AND DISABLED AND MARGINALISING THE WORKING CLASS IT'S DISGUSTING
>>58230485
India is that a maisie for downies?
THEY'VE RUINED IT THE DICKHEADS
>>58230402
monarchy didn't really have much power during the height of the empire
>>58230445
He may have declined I reckon as he doesn't even have an MBE
>>58230402
The monarchy had already lost most of its power by that time 2bh
>>58230565
autism
>>58230560
so just maisie then?
>>58230390
its really quite comfy not fearing for your life every time you cycle 2bh
>>>/mu/64232885
lads
>>58230582
he'll be fine
>>58230495
A load of subs
Think I've posted a bit too much personal info over the years and someone has connected the dots
>>58230582
lad
George osborne should deliver a budget surplus on day to day spending but continue invenestment and infrastructure spending at the reccommended levels
cutting the deficit may reduce total debt, but growing the economy will reduce debt as a percentage of GDP which is more important
>>58230344
Too bad his kids and grandkids inherited his wife's slightly gormless face, the man has a natural intensity in his face that any king should.
Republicans saying they will demand a referendum on the monarchy when the Queen dies. I'll vote to abolish 2bh.
>>58230635
KEK
>>58230632
I made that post.
>>58230565
>subbed to 4chan and some twitch whore
Mong
>>58230582
>Labor
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second
Reminder that Fylde Coast is best coast
It has everything you could ever want
>>58230632
>another music person dies
How catastrophic, how will we ever manage without him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4u-bk3KYuc
>>58230666
>the reccommended levels
which are? recommended by whom?
They are making fun of /brit/ again
>>58230710
>Another non british music person dies
Boo hoo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPCxy3RiN_k&feature=youtu.be
holy shit hahaha
>21 Ways To Orgasm Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
>>58230683
I was techincally in cheshire today
didn't see you though
>>58230700
Mate I'd get the ladder from under the ring and smash your head in
Now at 3 likes on my OKCupid account in 3 days.
It's helping my confidence even if I'm not attracted to any of them.
>>58230632
>all those replies saying "how"
>>58230729
jealousy
>>58230778
That's Aussie-tier shit banter.
>>58230806
how
>>58230778
phillip is actually based
jesus christ lads
http://m.chron.com/news/houston-weather/article/Houston-claudia-melgar-floods-SUV-driving-video-7278277.php
>>58230710
*smirks in agreement*
Just spent 30 quid on Amazon lads
Got some shampoo, a book, some pen refills, a head massager, a charger and replacement heads for my electric toothbrush.
How did that cost £30?
>>58230806
all me
the world is going to be 40% African by 2100
should be working
>>58230842
>buying shampoo on Amazon
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>58230842
>tfw i am perma banned from buying from amazon
>>58230815
mod powers
was prince a poofter or not?
>>58230842
bought a pair of these
http://www.amazon.de/Topteck-Charging-Changing-Luminous-Sneakers/dp/B018LYT89U/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1461260212&sr=8-1&keywords=led+schuhe
>>58230842
have a look at the price of each item and add them together
>>58230759
Which bit?
>>58230876
Literally how?
>>58230866
It's one that costs 12 quid in shops so I got it cheaper, it's like actual proper shampoo
>>58230426
you forgot to mention about how it affects you personally because one of the following:
a) you lived near him
b) someone in your family knew / met him once at a concert
c) you listened to one of his songs after he died and decided you are one of his biggest fans
>>58230887
Don't think so. Maybe bi.
>>58230827
virus
>queen's birthday overshadowed by the death of prince
another win for corbyn lol
>>58230866
>going to the supermarket
It's not the 1950s any more grandad
>>58230910
Stole a packet of jaffa cakes
>>58230900
wirral
>>58230866
I do that lid
>>58230910
afaik there was a scam that you could buy booze from amazon and say it never arrived and they'd refund you no questions asked. They caught on when people were not receiving multiple bottles of expensive gin/whiskey every week and therefore banned everyone who was doing it.
>>58230939
Every year on the Queen's birthday she takes the life of another soul to keep herself going.
As 90 was a big milestone she had to reap a more famous life to extend her own.
>>58230939
How old would Freddie Mercury be if he was still alive?
>>58230910
I bought some books that I never received and opened a dispute then received a refund.
Had my account closed, and now my address in blacklisted.
>>58230982
why does it have to be booze?
when bowie and lemmy died nobody predicted prince
so who's next lads
>>58231027
it doesn't, works with pretty much everything
>cycling culture
what does peak mean
reading the prince tweets on twitter and a lot of the black people keep saying peak but I don't know what it means
>>58231059
Cher.
Thoughts?
Can't argue with it, tBh.
>>58230971
>Wirral
I'm in Blackpool and I don't think you can get much worse than Wirral
>>58230971
How did you afford to get through the tunnel?
>Work have asked me to organise a conference
>Thought it was some sort of low level thing to invite a few key people interested in the business
>Everybody across our multinational business knows it
>People emailing me begging to get one of the seats
>Been given 70 grand
>No idea what I'm doing because I've never had over a grand in my life
>Just spent 3 grand on a drone and training course for myself so I can makea video for it
>Just bought limited edition bottles of coke for the day for 279 quid (300 bottles)
so far I don't have any idea what the fuck I'm doing, there's no venue, no guests, no agenda and nothing else.
Am I gonna get fired? I'm actually starting to panic now
>>58231059
paul mccartney
>Birthday of Rome overshadowed by some old hag
Another win for the Parthians lol
>>58231079
100% correct desu
>>58231068
Is that just a fedora image with edited text over or did the bloke actually add that himself?
>>58231079
>Rose
Not sure, would have had Fuchs
>>58231027
Its a consumable (something you might order weekly) so i think it was much less obvious than ordering a new tablet/laptop every week.
>>58230727
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-chambers-of-commerce-tells-george-osborne-to-take-infrastructure-spending-out-of-his-deficit-a6724696.html
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/beef4d1a-92c0-11e5-bd82-c1fb87bef7af.html#axzz46U90geNE
http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/sep/30/imf-urges-greater-infrastructure-spending
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4938733/Get-Britain-growing-IMF-warns-Chancellor-George-Osborne.html
>>58231069
Peak means annoying, can't get much worse than this
Some of the ethnic ling I've picked up since starting uni
David Attenborough must be shitting it.
>>58231079
all correct apart from de gea bellerin and rose
need a back 3 and drinkwater in DM
>>58231079
is Danny Rose really the best left back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMSzIG4a5cw
92% of black people killed in america are killed by other black people, now tell me how #blacklivesmatter
>>58231113
I remember someone else doing a similar post a while ago desu, was about some massive project and that the anon had made up on his CV that he could do big projects or something.
just
>>58230997
hhahahah le epic queen is le old meme xDDDD
its just so fucking strange that someone would live to 90 when she had a mum that lived to 101
MUST BE SOME KIND OF LE LIZARD Xddd
fuck off you literal reddit: the country
>>58231079
Do they kick the balls?
>>58231170
>all correct apart from de gea bellerin and rose
who would you replace em with?
>>58231165
Why? Bloke's had a fine life.
just heard the news, cant believe he's dead ):
>>58231185
institutional racism
whitey keeping dem down
etc
>>58231165
He's peaking
>>58231185
black people are professional victims
just like scousers
>>58231069
It basically means "Ahh shit" in niggian
Lads how can one man be so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU0cplwlOZU
>>58231185
t. bill clinton
>>58231188
Yeah that's me lad.
I was about to get fired and by some fucking lightning bolt of luck they extended by deadline by 6 motnhs.
So basically I'm still panicking.
Kill me
>>58231194
>le
Don't make fun of my accent rosbif
>>58231185
Blavk people are like children. When children fuck up we dont blame them, because they dont know any better.
>>58231208
schmeichel/lloris drinkwater and fuchs
will do a little cry if it's leonard cohen next
want to have a nap
>charles with 3 hips
>the artist formerly known as Prince dies
>wrestler and porn star Chyna Dies
>Liz lives on
I suspect foul play, she purges this world of degenerares to fuel her long life
>>58230542
>>58230485
Good lad Canadia, this is why you're remembered during the Queen's speech and India isn't.
>>58231337
whats keeping you
>>58231334
dylan would be worse
"I wear the crown, Phillip wears the trousers"
Can't believe how fucking sexist the Queen is. Stuck in the old fucking days with her internalized-misogyny
Just saw my Mum and sister in Ann Summers
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36099200
this is what my £9000 pays for
>Will now have to spend a week listening to people who've never mentioned Prince before go on about how they've always been his biggest fan
>>58230565
Nah, it's back up, mate, just a little bump as usual.
>captcha: tea
>>58231373
you bb ;)
>>58231283
A FUCKING LEAF
>>58231417
think he is a bit shit 2bh
him being dead won't change my opinion
Would you humiliate yourself constantly in public by acting like an ignorant, uneducated thick cunt if you could make money from it?
What stops a person writing their own reference for a job lads? Just sign with a fake name and say that's your manager
>>58231334
>crying over the death of jews
dont think its even possible for a more blue pilled thing than this to happen
>>58231414
Tarts.
ae wish mosley was still alive so they could suck his dick
no homo
>>58231415
oh yeah cos they bought it just for that YOU FUCKING MUG
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36102709
loving these demographic shifts we're going to be seeing haha
>>58231479
delet
>>58231457
risk of them checking up on it
>>58231451
pleb detected
Literally never heard of David Bowie or "Prince" before they died and I couldn't give less of a fuck about who they were
FUCK OFF NORMIE RETARDS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES
>>58231417
The sycophantic slags all say
"I knew him first, and I knew him well"
>>58231283
Only good thing to come out of Quebec desu
>>58231461
Because all Jews are terrible people, right? Hahaha, bloody Jews and their bloody noses and little hats.
>manually updating the thread when the countdown gets to 1
will hitler grow to be idolised universally in 1000 years
>>58231079
Where is Drinkwater?
>>58231553
>he doesn't have the update timer set at 1 second
lmao
>>58231461
Rasheed.
>>58231417
Can't name any of his songs and never heard any of them desu
>>58231560
Drinking water
>>58231560
Probably benched.
>>58231542
>when his birth year begins with 20
>prince and david bowie are dead
>princess diana's murderer is still alive
why is the world so unfair
>>58231500
So then you just don't get the job you wouldn't have gotten anyway?
>>58231483
Yeah, 3000 Syrian children by 2020 is going to be hugely significant. We need to prevent them from coming in to make more space for pakistanis, right rasheed?
>>58231417
Never liked Prince
He's not like Bowie, people didnt really gravitate to him in later generations because he was mum music, not dad rock.
going to cook myself a bacon and egg sandwich
>>58231622
I assume you mean Prince Phillip, and not the loose end that he tied up
>>58231622
what was so good about diana
she was literally shagging a paki and that is why she got killed
>>58231600
drenched
armpits smell like onions
>>58231622
>>58231657
that's because bowie actually had talent
>>58231595
Never heard of Sign o' the Times, Purple Rain, 1999, Cream, U Got The Look, Kiss, When Doves Cry, The Most Beautiful Girl in the World, Peach, If I Was Your Girlfriend?
>>58231598
>>58231573
I just enjoy that feel when you make a corker of a post and get loads of (You) notifications all at once.
>polls indicated 67-82% of the UK population agreed with Enoch Powell when he gave the Rivers of Blood speech
>even when rorkes were in the clear majority nothing was actually done
>now rorkes are a clear minority ostracised and silenced by the majority
>people actually think we have a chance in hell of not being completely fucked
its over lads
fucking over
nice """""democracy"""" we have here
ENOCH
WAS
RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_S6KfpqnXQ
>>58231657
you
>>58231735
>If I Was Your Girlfriend
Wasnt that the song from Unusually Obsessive Girlfriend meme
>>58231795
Ginger looks like a right cunt
>>58231112
you're very rude
Poleaboo hopes mummy makes dinner soon
very aristotelian thread
>>58231795
the younger one looks like eddie marsan
>>58231483
>>58231640
Please just educate them with British culture and make them not Muslim
>People who never listened to Prince when he was alive now saying he is shit
>>58231762
>>58231806
No idea, lad. Eels did a good cover of it though
https://youtu.be/RVPhsH1BecI
>>58231899
>is
i think you mean he was shit
Do you think Prince had AIDS?
haha, if only those suckers knew i was merely pretending to be depressed and suicidal and that i love being alone all the time. such fools ;--)
>>58231958
>>58231963
probably on loads of prescription drugs like jacko
>>58230191
Why is Charles so ugly if they are beautiful?
>>58231930
>E
now there's someone I'll feel bad about
i bet a big mac i live closer to a maccies than anyone else
>>58232012
>elizabeth
>beautiful
lel.
eating a very VERY spicy but also VERY delicious pizza with a lot of chillies and chilli cheese on it lads.
>>58232008
Last week he had to go to the hospital due to the flu and now he is dead..
>tfw mummy is walking around upstairs and i have to minimize my mango
>>58231795
Wonder what they look like now
>>58231849
FOY
It's called TEA
>>58231908
ahhh yes of course wanting to maintain your culture and heritage is something synonymous with le evil nazis and not something literally any human being would have found completely normal for time immemorial until having their head jumbled up by multicultural propaganda. you poor sod, the jews really done a number on you didnt they?
