cara
>>58232907
luv u
*cool catchphrase*
sara
*chiki cha*
>I actually share a thread with """"people""" that think there was anything remotely wrong with America nuking Japan in WW2
if you can't name EVERY SINGLE ONE of them, you're a yank.
>>58232891
ahaha ya little fookin melters the sledge I used last thread broke so I went out doon the shops and got meself a new one here it is oi oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KLN8W1YbWU
lighting the fire at stone henge at 7:45 FYI lads http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
>>58232891
Crab paste!!
Get taxed 40% on all overtime lads.
12th for hurting my bum
Is it just me or was Bo Selecta the least funny show ever? I literally never understood the appeal. I'll take Fast Show or Harry Enfield any day
In North Carolina, legislation passed by Governor Pat McCrory invalidates previously passed legislation from Charlotte, that state's largest city, that enacted LGBT protections.
His new law states that transgender people must use public bathrooms according to the gender on their birth certificates. Mississippi's law has a similar bathroom provision and also protects dozens of forms of businesses and services from being prosecuted by the government for refusing to serve LGBT people.
>benders BTFO
>>58232907
ugly horseface, post goodlooking Dutch women instead, faggerino.
>>58233053
It's the exact same here in Ireland
>>58232907
good post
>>58233013
It was pretty awful, but it did have to happen
Otherwise they'd probably be arab tier niggers
FUCK SAKE LADS
I completely smashed my fucking phone screen
What the fuck do I do?
>>58233053
who do i vote for to stop those cunts nicking and wasting hundreds of my hard earned pounds each month?
>>58232891
كسمك يا او بي
>>58233013
let me guess, it prevented millions of deaths?
nice GCSE level history lmao
>>58233066
It had its moments. It was quite crass and puerile, but certainly better than this fucking Keith Lemon shit he's currently peddling.
>>58233130
Get a new screen for it or get a new phone.
Or just deal with having a smashed one.
>>58233102
>goodlooking Dutch women
kek
>>58233133
rasheed
feel like a foreigner in my own country
>>58233159
Where do I get a new screen? Its a somewhat obscure phone
>the need for ritual sacrifice of innocent civilians in a fiery apocalyptic cataclysm is so self evident that it is absurd to suggest otherwise
>>58232891
I miss primary school 2bh. Had one kid in our year called David Craig and everybody would take the piss and pronounce it like Boselecta
Was proper bants
>>58233165
Rasheed
>>58233193
Rorke
mass immigration when?
>Do some extra work to earn more money
>Government "I deserve some of that money"
This is what socialists actually believe
(Please note I am not against the principle of paying taxes, I am more than happy to pay income tax. However overtime money is me choosing to work harder and earn some additional money, it's a transaction between my employer and me and the government should piss off)
Officers from the Kent and Essex Serious Crime Directorate are investigating a report that a woman in her 20s was sexually assaulted in a car park at #Bluewater shopping centre in Kent on 6 March, between 7pm and 8.30pm.
Officers promptly identified the suspects and 11 arrests were made. All those arrested were men, aged between 16 and 22 and from #Kent. They were all released on bail with conditions while enquiries continued. One of those men has since been released without charge.
Due to the widespread attention this incident has received, investigating officers can confirm that all the 11 men who were arrested are from #Kent and not Muslim, as has been suggested.
Officers are working to establish the circumstances of the incident, and no charges have so far been made.
We appreciate the public concern in relation to this incident but would like to reassure members of the public that we have made arrests and at this stage we are not looking for anyone else in connection with the case. A full investigation is underway and work to gather evidence continues, but if anyone has any information that they have not brought to our attention we would encourage them to do so.
This is being treated as an isolated incident, and there are no other incidents that are being linked to this offence.
>>58233013
the nukes were about sending a message to the USSR
nowadays, just BEING english is enough to get you thrown in prison
>>58233215
kek
What age do you think you need to have at least started getting your shit together if you want a successful career? Say if you had to start at the bottom
I think as long as you get to the bottom of the ladder where you want to be by about 27/28 that's the absolute latest
>>58233165
We are the only Germanic nations were women have good asses. That is an acomplishment.
Meanwhile, you are the only Germanic nation where men would rather date Pakis with mustaches than British women. That says something.
>>58232970
She looks qt as fuck in that pic
>>58233150
>implying there is anything inherently wrong with valuing the lives of your own people over some savage nigger tier animals that refuse to surrender and never will unless you truly cuck the fuck out of them
nice cuck opinion lmao
FUCK SAKE IVE NEVER BROKEN A SCREEN BEFORE
>>58233275
Thankfully I'm Scottish :^)
>>58233116
paused the video at 22s and saw this mug looking back at me
>>58233203
Look up phone repair places. If they don't have a replacement screen they might be able to order one. There's a few where I live.
Alternatively your service provider might be able to replace it with the same model phone.
glad the kev meme died
> I am more than happy to pay income tax
Why should a completely sovereign nation have to borrow money from the private financial sector when history has clearly shown that such a nation can embrace national credit and issue and control its own debt-free and interest-free money in order to provide the proper liquidity needed for a happy, industrious and prosperous nation?
my gf
>>58233297
what part of america you from m8?
york here
meet by the beanbags for a thumping or a humping
your choice
>>58233300
on what? easy and cheap to replace on most phones. lol if it's your laptop
>>58233312
I remember the good days when this phrase would never be spoken.
good job on being born in the UK lads, you sure showed those rasheeds who deserves to survive
>>58233260
so getting paid for your regular hours isn't a transaction between your employer and you? what the fuck is it then?
I was born working class as fuck but want to be middle class, how am I doing?
>Went to a rustler
>Work a generic grad office job
>Have a fifty quid pen I use to write letters/ sign cards with
>Read often
>Speak a second language
>Drink sparkling water instead of beer or fizzy drinks
>Enjoy long walks in the countryside
>Follow politics closely
>>58233283
Dutch people as a whole are ugly, almost as ugly as us. Not a patch on other European nations.
>asses
Jamal
>>58233354
what's wrong with her face?
>>58233260
>americans only get taxed 15%
>interrupting the queens celebrations to show the death of some yank negro
fuck right off
>>58233374
ideas above your station
>>58233388
Rasheed
>>58233374
Just sounds like you've become a poof
>>58233347
ha ha listen to benderboy with his fancy talk
>>58233388
now you're just being a bit rude
>>58233365
Moto X Play
I'm pretty sure 3rd party screen repairs are pretty shite
gotta be honest lads
I'm short
>>58233374
what paper do you read
where do you shop
intended childrens names
favourite sports and teams
>>58233260
Melt
>>58233388
Asses are objectively better.
t. White
>>58233283
>getting angry on /brit/
as yes very impressive idea, this will surely aid your argument
Accidentally killed the Queen lads.
>Why yes, I do consider myself an ardent Royalist, m'lady
New Zealand.
>>58233374
Do you have a northern accent? Any level of culture goes out the window and you're automatically working class if you have a northern accent
>>58233495
get out paki
2bh lads Around The World In A Day is Prince's best album and best song.
literally fucking fuming
where do I even get a repair
>>58233373
Income tax is a necessary evil, I don't like it but the government needs to get money from somewhere.
But they need to piss off taking money from my overtime. The government aren't expecting to get that money so they shouldn't be entitled to it.
>>58233498
Is a nice country full of nice people.
>tfw my line of work in the Uk earns 25k gbp on average
>tfw my line of work in the US earns like 60k usd on average
>tfw then its taxed less, and everything is cheaper over there anyway
i want to move but i gotta get them accept me for a job LMAO
>>58233484
I'm not angry at all...
My comment doesn't even sound angry.
Maybe I should've posted an epic frog to go with it, then you might've understood.
>>58233466
I use BBC news, read the Guardian online and when I buy the paper it's the I
I shop at Tesco but there is no Waitrose etc in my shit area
Children's names will be Rose or Quentin
Don't care for sports
>>58233524
So you're ok paying them for some income but not the rest?
Seems a bit silly
death to the queen 2bh
>>58233495
The funny thing is this guy probably has one of those "quirky" gfs by now.
>tfw too normie for nerdy gfs and too werid for normie gfs
>death to the queen 2bh
Finland>>>>>>>feces>>>Ireland>>>>>>>>>>>UK
http://www.strawpoll.me/10010218
http://www.strawpoll.me/10010218
http://www.strawpoll.me/10010218
http://www.strawpoll.me/10010218
http://www.strawpoll.me/10010218
LAAAAAADS
>>58233505
H-h-haha good one
>>58233530
False
That is just a meme that people believe
>>58233453
http://www.phone-replacement-parts.com/motorola-xt1052-xt1053-lcd-display-touch-digitizer-assembly-frame-white.html?currency=gbp&gclid=CKC_uqeyoMwCFVIYGwodWakL8g
>>58233362
are the beanbags in fairhurst or morrell?
>>58233584
howling
>>58232970
imagining how hairy her bush is if that's her eyebrows
Why the fuck do Nintendo even still make consoles, they should just stop and make games for the Playstation and Xbox desu
>>58233584
>Full_Time_Mummy
>>58233595
love u finlan x
>>58233551
Yes, because standard income tax is something you just have to grin and put up with. When you take a salaried job you understand and agree to how much income tax you will be paying.
When you work overtime you are thinking "I'm going to work harder this month to get some additional pay".
Me an bird.
>Abolish the Monarchy? Heaven forbid, m'lady - our tourist industry would perish! Why would anybody come and see Buckingham Palace if the old German lady who lives there is not our head of state?
>>58233505
I like the northern accent better than those posh south ones desu
>>58233665
And you did get additional pay, but that doesn't exempt it from tax. It's still income after all
>>58233665
it's still income. that's not consistent.
>>58233544
See >>58233411
Perhaps try reading the Telegraph and sending your kids to private school, and don't give them such abhorrent names, then perhaps they will be able to consider themselves middle class.
>>58233649
There wiv the angles now.
>>58233623
thanks but im not taking my phone apart and putting some shitty chinese replacement on it
Laughing at the faggots ITT posting fedoras as an argument.
>>58233716
Neutral british is the best accent.
>>58233690
Am thinking of getting a pet bird, what are your experiences?
I want something that will just chill on my desk and play.
I've heard that birds can't hold their shit in (due to not having a sphincter) so they poo everywhere tho.
*quotes your post with a picture of an overweight gentleman in a hat*
Just pissed my bladder out sitting down and now my sphincter is making gargling noises as I look to my right and notice....
NO TP FOR MY BUNGHOLLIO
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/04/21/my-wife-and-i-are-white-evangelicals-heres-why-we-chose-to-give-birth-to-black-triplets/
JUST
>>58233690
had a budgie once
it kept nipping me the fuckhead
>>58233771
not an argument
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING WHITE MALES
hi b
>>58233469
Wow the middle class must be materialist as fuck
I only own the Clarisonic facial brush. It's an exfoliator.
I have 250k as well as a detached house in my inheritance.
First for 10/10
>>58233716
You're Irish.
You have the "ASDA" of accents.
the gf
>>58233466
I read all the papers and shop all over. Don't know about kids names, but I watch cricket and rugby.
>>58233733
>>58233739
You're both being purposefully obtuse, you understand exactly what I mean.
>>58233804
well, you're not.
>>58233640
>not owning a wii u
PLEB
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
>>58233771
also an ad hominem attack
Bunda 4 days
>>58233763
It'll be the same screen as the one you broke. If you don't want to do that, have fun paing £100 minimum for some paki in the market to do the same thing, or buying a new phone.
Any of you lads ever bought any porno DVDs?
I know >paying for porn but I really want to buy a load of Dorcel films. I love them and they constantly get taken down, and are always in 240p.
Any experiences?
>>58233778
Yeah, they shit anywhere and everywhere. You can potty train them, though I don't know how much effort that requires.
They're really intelligent and fun pets but you have to give them tons of attention or they get legit depressed/stressed and start self harming...
>>58233857
I'm not, I don't get why you thought this would be tax free income?
did you know shedninja is the only pokemon with a fixed stat that cannot change or be affected by IVs or EVs
>>58233792
he's hardly a cuck for this
>>58233887
just going to send it to EE and get it done for £140 or whatever
also you linked a screen for the old Moto X
mine is relatively new and only has a few replacement screens available, and taking off the screen is pretty hard apparently
>You're both being purposefully obtuse, you understand exactly what I mean.
>>58233878
Tyrone.
wish i spoke the queens
>>58233832
Google "sexiest accent" I guarantee you we're ahead of you
>>58233904
nice totter hand
Had a go on a HTC Vive lads.
It's fucking mad. Holy shit.
why is this general so fast? Just slow down and take it easy bros
>>58233898
i rent porno tapes from my local blockbuster video all the time
>>58233857
two against one -- maybe you're wrong instead of us being 'purposefully obtuse'?
We're all in here:
>>58233829
>>58233829
>>58233829
>>58233829
>>58233829
>>58233904
nigga you obese
>>58233904
that's a cool bird tho.
how long do they live?
>mfw the coke/ket heads talked shit about weed smokers today at work
Fucking proles lads I swear
>>58233936
are you having a laugh? willingly raising children their are not of your genetic ilk is literally the most cuck thing you can do, let alone the fact theyre not even white.
>>58233960
Such a pleb, normie meme.
>>58233960
who the FUCK voted northern irish
I'm northern irish and even I know it's shit
>>58233878
When did this start happening and why is it happening? A nice ass is a wonderful thing, but things are getting ridiculous now. Some guys rank a woman's worth by how huge her ass is... Like it's the one and only personality trait that even defines a good wife. A huge cottage cheese ass. This makes no sense. Are we devolving back into apes?
>>58233949
if you lived near me I'd come help do it, you just need a precision tool kit (tenner) and patience
>>58234037
aren't they infertile?
How's /gf2016/ going?
>>58233904
This is not a Kiwi, friendo.
Also did u get stung by a bee or are you 200 kgs
>>58233981
I've just done google cardboard. It's the future.
>dark souls 3
>just outside a big gothic church
>you have to run up a narrow buttress while being fired upon by two black knight archers with fuck off massive arrows
P O T T E R Y
O
E
T
R
Y
>>58234081
no lad literally, ive looked around and apparently my model is very difficult to fix
im just sending it to EE
>>58233960
Polls mean nothing. Would you honestly let an Irish woman into your house and just ASSUME they won't steal things? Course not.
Poleaboo literally just had chicken tendies for dinner
Wore a short t-shirt today so mum and sister definitely saw my cutting scars
>>58233975
>>58234000
Had this before. Not fat, just big hands.
>>58234020
Up to 20 years but more like 10-15.
>>58233981
going to wait for gen 2 2bh
>>58234118
*runs up your narrow buttress*
>>58234118
just wait until you see what the next area is
>>58233988
Because it's essentially a chat room for shitposting and crap memes.
Rarely is there any sort of coherent conversation. You could posit a question to try and get something going, but it'll get maybe 6 replies tops, then forgotten about when some divvy cunt starts posting commie slag updates from twitter.
>>58233981
It's a gimmick that you WILL get tired of after 2 weeks
>>58234070
Black culture.
>>58233915
I assume you file a tax return whenever you get some money for your birthday?
It is income after all.
>>58233960
>Glaswegian
Weegies: 1
Chookters :0
>>58234112
Better than gf 2015 that's for sure.
>>58234089
No, they're fertile.
>>58234112
already given up, its hopeless
/gf2017/ here i come!
>>58234124
How old is it?
>>58234118
dark souls 3 is shit
it's just dark souls 1 2, just a money grab because they want to cash in on the popularity
>>58234089
then at least get some fucking white children that will look like you jesus christ
>>58234180
I should, but I don't because I'm a petty criminal like that.
Are you suggesting you want your overtime pay cash in hand under the table?
>>58233960
Is there ANYTHING better than being Kentish?
The best county in every way by a mile.
>People over the age of 16 playing a computer game
is this a meme?
government policy proposal: disincentivise bosses to hire new people by charging the same taxes for overtime
>>58234217
Incomprehensible sexual noises are very sexy.
>>58234235
i wouldn't say it's shit, it's still an enjoyable game
better than 2 at least
trump > farage
>>58234263
>People under the age of 40 having the mentality of a baby boomer
is this a meme?
>>58234228
like 2 months
>>58233904
>Yeah, they shit anywhere and everywhere. You can potty train them, though I don't know how much effort that requires.
So it just flies everywhere shitting and shitting all over your desk?
>>58234161
I'm busting for another go tbqh.
Not paying £700 for it though.If the PSVR is any good I might pick one up.
>>58234227
it's not even half way through the year
>>58234235
it's a good game fuck off
>>58233018
>can't name a single one
>never even saw this before in my entire life
Yank level: PURE.
>>58234296
>>58234235
I'd say it's better than 1
bloodborne is the best of them all though
>Because it's essentially a chat room for shitposting and crap memes.
>Rarely is there any sort of coherent conversation. You could posit a question to try and get something going, but it'll get maybe 6 replies tops, then forgotten about when some divvy cunt starts posting commie slag updates from twitter.
>>58234253
Sounds good to me
>>58234178
Literally unironically is that. The Jews have let blacks become too influential in pop culture in their quest to degenerate the white race.
>>58234336
PSVR will most likely be very disappointing AND you probably need to have the 4.5
>>58234409
But Jews are white too
>I play video games
>>58234370
it's definitely a hybrid of game mechanics from demon's, dark 1, and BB, not so much dark 2
so if you think BB is the best that makes sense (I haven't played it myself)
>>58234332
He doesn't go anywhere I'm not. Literally never leaves my side.
He doesn't shit that much. Probably once every half hour and they're tiny, but yeah, if you're not willing to deal with shit, don't get one.
>>58233960
don't post this again.
Phone repair lad, do I really need that £40 thing or can I just buy the £3 glass front panel
>>58234327
Try and convince them it broke in your pocket. If you go in the shop absolutely fuming, they will probably just give you another phone. Say you sat down, heard it crack, took it out your pocket and it was like that. Then say you want another phone with a screen that isn't so flimsy. Get a nice samsung or HTC
Why bother with real life when I could marry a virtual Natalie Portman, have virtual children, and live in a virtual large country house with a virtual white picket fence?
Better than heroin I reckon.
eating donuts
>>58234434
>But Jews are white too
Never has there been a more blue pilled thought than this.
>>58233338
Don't take the pupper for a walk when it's cold out
>>58234418
We'll see. I'll definitely try before I buy. Was going to play the whole 'wait till the second gen headsets' and let the tech mature thing but with the Vive it's already really impressive.
Haptic feedback is freaky as shit too.
government policy proposal: tax birthday presents as regular income
>>58234493
>Then say you want another phone with a screen that isn't so flimsy. Get a nice samsung or HTC
dunno if it's been fixed for newer models but I literally had the "sit down, screen cracks" happen to my S4
>>58234491
Can you see the screen when you switch it on? Does it display?
>>58234502
t. 14 year old redditor
>>58234528
play town of salem with me lads
>>58234493
see >>58234491
also really doubt that would work
>>58234505
cannibal
>>58234441
Is his face shopped or something? I'd love to kick it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI
I wanna get high.
I consider myself a hardcore gamer.
>Prince died on the queen's birthday
can't be a coincidence m8s
the so-called "leaders"
>>58234519
Why aren't they?
>>58234502
Despite how fiercely you romance the idea, strapping a television to your face doesn't quite supplant reality.
>>58234542
Just telling him to say that because he cant exactly complain about the phone having a shit weak screen then ask for the same phone.
>>58234552
yeah screen looks fine and works fine, its just that the disassembly video looks extremely complicated and the glass seems to be welded to the frame or something
glass itself only costs £3 though
I got SWAG.
Stylin' While A Gamer!
>>58233018
fatty, danny, smiffy, erbert, spotty, sydney, toots, wilfred and plug
>>58234528
this is already the case under certain circumstances if the gift is large enough.
>when they only contact you because they need help with coursework
yeah nah fuck off
>>58234623
there's no proof that we aren't already living in a virtual reality
need a kr gf
making diner
>>58233777
That isn't mid-Atlantic
They keep mentioning dental records as a way of identifying dead people on CSI and NCIS.
I don't recall ever having my teeth measured, do we not keep these records in the UK?
>>58234141
>national lottery
>netflix
>last.fm
normie desu
>>58234623
It will. In our lifetimes. A direct neural interface. Imagine anything and it will become your reality.
>>58234730
have you never been to the dentist?
>>58234647
mate... just replace the glass you numpty. if it's welded to the case, buy a whole new case, it'll only be like £20 or something.
>>58234691
There's even less proof that we might be. What's your point?
Poleaboo is watching Brewsters Millions
who is this poleaboo?
The black-haired Jewish youth lies in wait for hours on end, satanically glaring at and spying on the unsuspicious girl whom he plans to seduce, adulterating her blood and removing her from the bosom of her own people. The Jew uses every possible means to undermine the racial foundations of a subjugated people. In his systematic efforts to ruin girls and women he strives to break down the last barriers of discrimination between him and other peoples. The Jews were responsible for bringing negroes into the Rhineland, with the ultimate idea of bastardizing the white race which they hate and thus lowering its cultural and political level so that the Jew might dominate. For as long as a people remain racially pure and are conscious of the treasure of their blood, they can never be overcome by the Jew. Never in this world can the Jew become master of any people except a bastardized people. That is why the Jew systematically endeavours to lower the racial quality of a people by permanently adulterating the blood of the individuals who make up that people.
>>58234677
>when they only contact you because their dealer has no weed left
>>58234787
I knew Poleaboo would find something that gives him joy. :)
the so-called "poleaboo"
Why aren't you hanging out in the kitch like all the cool kids are?
>>58234765
Yeah as a kid. Did they "fingerprint" my teeth
>>58234779
>>There's even less proof that we might be.
that's wrong though
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis#Testing_the_hypothesis_physically
>>58234770
just checked online again, no information on my phone but apparently the LCD display is welded to the glass and its impossible to separate, which is why they sell the entire screen unit (this is for iphones)
might just buy it for £40, see what happens
if its fucked, its fucked, will send it to EE
>>58234758
I will make anime real
>>58233466
I read the telegraph, study law, shop at Waitrose and want two boys called Frankie and Noah.
>>58234847
don't like my housemates
Why does /pol/ think they can determine what constitutes as white people?
>>58234779
If we can create virtual worlds, we'd create more than one. Lots. And then some of them would create their own virtual worlds. And so on. Ad infinitum. The odds of us being the first ones is miniscule.
The so-called "Police" who arrested Poleaboo for wanking in a girls shoe.
>>58234892
that is more of an /int/ thing to do
well it was at least
>>58234860
yeah they recorded stuff about your teeth
like left molar not through and stuff
>>58234892
Kikes are not white deal with it.
>>58234813
poleaboo.wordpress.com
>>58234834
Not really giving me joy, it's just something to listen to in the background while I shitpost
how do you lads pronounce poleaboo
>all the wonders of modern science
>still no drugs that improve brain function and make you smarter
Why lads
>>58234892
if you have to ask if you're white, you're not white
>>58234985
Ri-be-na
this lad is on my facebook friends list for some reason
he is so fucking fedora
>>58234621
Because a Polish immigrant with 0.0001% Jewish blood isn't a Jew
But ignore paki pol posts
>>58234965
Neither are you, Abdul
>>58234866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxl5aI6D21Y
This is the Moto X, is it similar? Hard to know what to do without looking at it
Meeting a Filipino ladyboy later to do a shag. Will report back around 2am to let you know what it was like.
was a mistake eating all those mini donuts ngl
>read a book
>>58234758
We already have this. It's a form of hypnosis that therapists use to explore peoples' psyche with the assistance of their extremely powerful subconscious mind. Essentially a lucid dream that's far more lucid than a normal dream and the entire world that's manifest is controlled by the voice of the hypnotist. They can have people experience anything they want with a level of reality and tangibility that equals the waking world. This is not something that can be achieved by strapping a goddamn TV to your face. That just puts on your face. Like a jackass.
>>58235029
Did you know him from sixth form or something
>>58234985
neev
>>58234990
because that would make everyone left-wing, and thee establishment don't want that
>>58235073
try not to fall in love
>>58235107
get hatd bitch
>>58233466
working class here
New Statesman
Lidl
Lily / Josh
swimming/rugby
*stifles your flair*
>>58234813
pic
>>58234920
>b-b-but there's no proof if it other than the millions of posts I made!
>>58234990
Modafinil
>>58235043
Looks somewhat similar, but I don't want to take it apart only to find that the phones are completely different
Also I notice in these videos they keep talking about adhesive, how would i replace the glue once I've taken it apart?
>>58235159
Not a paper
/britfeel/ or /brit/ lads?
>>58234754
Maybe. I don't use any of that social media bollocks though. I really can't be arsed with it.
I have tried every single one and get bored after 2 weeks. It just seems seem like too much trouble trying to impress people I don't care about.
>>58235096
yeah
he was a quiet autist, would never talk to anyone. had nits the whole time and absolutely no personal hygiene. he also couldnt be bothered to get a haircut and his greasy hair started getting so long that he had to use hair ribbons and stuff.
if it had been america, i would have genuinely been worried that he'd go on a spree
also its funny to see him telling others they should learn more about the world when he's the literal definition of a manchild
>>58235262
You're IRISH.
Why do vaginas in porn look so dry? Is it like that in real life too?
>>58235262
/brit/ obviously
/r9k/ is a pathetic echo chamber that just breeds bitterness and warps your world view
>>58235262
Can't be arsed evading the filter on /r9k/ tbqh
>>58233466
times or guardian
aldi
alexander/faye
rugby, skiing, chiefs and real skifi
any day now
>>58235159
>lily
>josh
enjoy your childrens asbos
it amazes me how much crossboarding there is betweeen /v/ and /pol/
Why is /Brit/ becoming more and more unironically left wing.
>>58235258
Daily Express
>>58233216
CRAAIIIGG DAAVVIIDD
BREXIT RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
live in london so i can't afford to eat out or go to the pub or do anything lol
but at least i get to see some cool old buildings and wealthy people enjoying themselves!
>>58235342
>both populated by edgy children
Not really a surprise
>>58235281
Sounds like a 4chan poster, not even memeing
I would bully that kid with impunity
>>58235342
>hey /pol/, /v/ here
>>58235341
josh because was jesus' name
>>58235357
literally the worst paper
me doing a speech for the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfG98XYAwxw
Any chance one or more of you would like to go inter-railing around Europe with Poleaboo?
reply to this post if you're not left wing
>>58235355
Is it? What makes you feel this?
>>58235433
why?
>>58235355
it's 2016
>>58235444
*replies to your post*
find her inexpliably attractive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo4UlflF3Sk
>>58235355
>>58235446
someone post the chart of all /brit/ poster political view
reply to this post
>>58235355
Because we got sick of your fedora tipping
>>58235481
She lives in aus and doesn't want to go back to Greece because it's such a shit pit these days
Can't say I blame her mind
>>58235544
*doesn't reply to your post*
Lads, do you ever think you hear voices when high? I don't mean crystal clear voices but I think more like sounds that you interpret as voices when really high?
Been making me kind of paranoid.
ah another riveting express frontpage
made diner
Yeah fuck no I'm not fixing my phone by myself
£150 to EE here i come
>>58235435
cracks me up every time
>that introduction
>that name
>that accent
>that uniform
>the background music
>>58235387
his profile picture on facebook is an anime character.
also he posts rants about things that annoy him every single day.
few weeks ago he said that breivik wasn't a terrorist. then this normie girl (in pink) replied and he went full fedora again
he has an extreme superiority complex that developed due to being a billy no mates all his life so he's shut himself in a bubble of bitterness instead of trying to improve his attitude and other things about him.
wouldn't surprise me if he browses /r9k/
>>58235355
is it? not seen a lot of evidence of that desu
>>58235603
Literally never done any drugs in my life. Think about trying but I'm 27 and going up to some 19 year old dealer and awkwardly asking to buy some weed just seems so pathetic.
>>58235626
worst post imaginable
>>58235675
It's honestly an experience not matter the drug. Don't let some autists here trick you into thinking doing drugs turns you into a low life addict.
I'm 24 with a good job and love me some drugs.
Don't you have any friends or family with connects? Talk to people who may smoke and after a little bit just ask if they could get you some.