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My speed isn't here yet
starting to get worried edition
Is the universal credit website shit or is it just me?
Post Waifus you fucking druggos.
>>28006447
Started watching Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou. Pretty funny stuff desu.
>>28006476
finally watching angel beats myself.
>>28006476
>>28006498
Are you eventually going to learn Japanese?
I used to watch anime quite a bit until I realised I had no interest in the modern culture or language.
Speed is nasty stuff lad, cut that shit out. Only ever did it once, worst night of my life. It made me ruin my chances with a qt Polish girl
Really fucking hate normies tbfh lads
>>28006532
i spent a good 5 months learning it, went to Japan and used some had a great time, came back and never picked up the book again. i would go back to Japan though.
>>28006548
Are you poleaboos drug taking brother?
i think i will get a job at Boots.
>>28006548
I'm selling it
handed dissertation in today, m8ys
>>28006609
Oh. A nigger has been detected.
>>28006606
I've only ever seen women working there
>>28006447
original senpai . maga
>new job
>everyone trying to get to know me
>"anon, tell us a joke"
>think for a second
>"oh come on, anything!"
>"uh... what's black, has 8 legs and terrifies women?"
>"a spider?"
>"n-no, gang rape."
Nobody spoke to me for the rest of the day. Have I fucked up?
>>28006638
I'm a middle man, no nigger here
>tfw bedbugs are back
Jesus save me from this fresh hell
>>28006640
i noticed when i did the interview.. but they liked me.
>>28006675
I hope you get it matey, but I'm doubtful.
>>28006702
i should nt have high hopes when there are 60-90 other candidates for this positions...
>>28006666
QUADS CONFIRM YOU'RE NOT A NIGGER
>dad is watching memeions again.
>>28006659
You are an autist
>>28006606
http://www.theguardian.com/news/2016/apr/13/how-boots-went-rogue
>>28006745
Stop mocking other peoples enjoyment because you're unable to feel happiness.
>>28006659
Should've done the purple brick joke, saving the second half for when you eventually get sacked.
>>28006659
Why do normies have to ask such fucking awkward questions?
>>28006821
whats the purple brick joke
>>28006747
How? I don't understand. They asked for a joke.
>>28006821
Purple brick?
>>28006862
I know. What the fuck.
>>28006642
Fucking hell she's perfect. I wish I had a Japanese gf.
I wish I had a gf tbqh.
>>28006862
asking someone to tell a joke is such a dick move
>>28006922
They probably think you're awkward but they're the stupid oblivious cunts who don't see how forcing someone to tell a joke on the spot is even remotely embarrassing or weird.
>>28006659
Do a lot of women work there? What kind of job is it?
Rape jokes might not be the best
>>28006447
And if I don't?
>>28006721
A lot of attractive girls at boots desu. Customers and workers.
You'd probably spill your spaghetti daily if you did get a job there.
>>28006940
Well yeah, if you've never met the person before and are putting them on the spot whilst everyone gawps at them expectantly, it is to be quite honest. I wouldn't even say that to a close mate, let alone a stranger. It's just wooden and annoying.
>>28006962
It's working on the fag desk at Morrisons.
The girl training me is a fucking chubby slag. Probably would though.
>>28006783
so i am gping to spit blood and get home exhausted and have only sunday free because the huge company wants more work with less people..
what's new?..
at least i will save moneys because i won't have the energy to do anything with them..
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 03 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_01.37_[2015.10.20_22.35.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hd2aQXA.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 03 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_01.37_[2015.10.20_22.35.52].jpg")
>>28006974
bad tings mon
>>28006939
orogonal postan
>>28006747
that is a damn cool pepe how was that image made
everyone looking forward to the long awaited demolition man on friday?
>>28006979
the manager seemed sort of attractive. a sexy smart look in her eyes.
>>28007071
How did that win...
pretty shitty day today lads, just one minor annoyance after another, was really looking forward to today being over but now I'm not tired.
>>28007071
It's guaranteed to be shit after all the hype desu
>>28007050
>northeuroqt
Nicole is German
>>28007122
I watched it tons as a kid, but i think It'll hold up
>>28007118
is that a bible?
>>28007162
I don't own one so no, not even sure what in that pic could look like a bible, my wallet sat in my baccy tin?
>>28007141
Germany is in the south of Europe is it? Idiot.
>>28007200
Western Europe
Idiot
>>28007122
It's not aged as well as other 90s action flicks but it's alright for a laugh.
>>28007141
>This will be confined to history in a matter of years
>>28007270
do you know who the new voting system will work?
>>28007232
Germany is in the west of Europe is it? So where are France and Spain supposed to be? Idiot.
Also west and north aren't exclusive. Idiot.
>>28007194
oh shit anon you're right, i think m losing it a bit seeing things
maybe its a message
>>28007287
the guy who runs it will just pick the film, as he always really has.
>>28006922
>"uh... what's black, has 8 legs and terrifies women?"
>"a spider?"
>"n-no, gang rape."
Even thinking that was a good joke to tell a room of people whom you dont know the humour/political tastes of just reeks of no social skills because you are an autist
pic related is probably you on the weekend
>>28007273
gb2 /pol/ nobody cares
>>28007200
Did you leave school when you were 14 or something m8
>>28007061
extrude plugin photoshop. probably.
>>28007309
nah, I think i'll stay, and laugh at smelly Autists like you.
>>28006573
>>28006573
>>28006573
Thread is more Yank than Brit.
>>28007476
That's right buddy. I'm an American posting in Britfeel, yeehaw goddamn
big fan of zyun i guess lads.
Been looking at council properties in my area
Every single one is in a paki crime infested area
Guess I'm never moving out
>>28007870
Just inherit your parent's house.
>>28007890
This is a council house, in a shitty paki infested area
But not quite as infested as the available ones (which have 50+ bids each...)
>>28007892
Dark nipples, beef curtains, tramp stamp etc. are all ways of telling if a girl is a slut.
>>28007870
That must fucking suck. Glad where I live has almost no minorities other than corner shop owners and there's only a couple of those.
In all honesty though, put off moving out unless you really need the privacy, I wish I could turn back the clock and never have left and just stayed a manchild.
>>28007890
>his parents own a house
fuck off normalsludge
>>28007914
Why don't you get one that's not in a 'paki infested' area then.
t. man who is sat on his sofa playing his PS4 eating ice cream. Feels good nigga.
>>28007964
Because there's none available?
I mean, I have zero problems moving to another part of the country, but they aren't going to let me apply for those unless I live there already
>>28007476
>Brits are entitled cunts
>It is for containment purposes. Those guys are all fucked in the head
How does it feel to be BTFO lads?
Too all the cunts saying that the Polish girl never thinks about him
She made multiple posts on her WALL (posts viewable by all of her 500+ friends) regarding him
>the psycho stalker is now in custody!
>8 likes
>>28007993
*shrug*
ococ
>1st class degree in chemistry
>work at tesco
why didn't I pick chemical engineering
>>28008000
You're happy 500 people now view you with disdain and disgust?
>>28007964
>Why don't you get one that's not in a 'paki infested' area then.
Because waiting lists for council places are extremely long and you can't easily move once you've been given a place.
Gonna talk my thoughts to you late nighters.
Today wasn't good, while at college I walked past the same 3 guys that always say shit to me. These guys ain't as bad as some of the people for example today they just went
"Oh don't hurt us, he's well hard"
And a few other things.
I just ignored them again, how am i suppose to act in that situation? I honestly don't know.
Anyway let this wind me up for the next 5 hours until I felt sick, I don't know why my brain does this, but it won't ever let me happy. Thats why I can never sleep I think.
>>28008007
>1st class degree in English Lit
>don't work
At least you didn't fuck up as badly as I did.
>>28008070
And the places you can move to are in really shitty deprived areas
>>28008092
go and "teach" english abroad or someshit. that's what I tried to do but I got rejected. Get a fresh start
>>28007982
>>28008070
I simply refuse to believe this bollocks. Go on Zoopla if you want a flat.
>ywn be an ignorant and happy leftist again
>>28008135
I'm a boring assburger who could never teach, not to mention the fact that I get nervous addressing more than like 3 people.
It's a nice escapist fantasy to have though.
I finally bought a new jacket today because I needed to cheer myself up.
It's the most expensive piece of clothing I've ever bought I think, what do you guys think?
>oversleep because exhausted
>miss bus to work
>pay for taxi with last twenty quid I have till Friday
>go without lunch because no money
>utterly shit day at work, covering for multiple absences to boot
>sidetracked by a customer and end up working through half my break
>train is late coming home, and packed like a tin of sardines
>step in dog shit on way home
>have beans on toast for dinner because no money
>go to shower before bed
>fucking icy hatred strips my skin
>no hot water
>boilers fucked
>mop up water from boiler
>iron work clothes
>rinse myself down and wash hair with freezing cold water
>need to get up for work in four hours
>no heating in the morning, house will be freezing cold
>no money for cigs
Living the dream
>>28008204
me too senpai. tried to get a job inJapanas I hear they just use you as a tape recorder. I guess that's why I didn't get it though.
>>28008216
Should of tried harder at school. >>28008081
You could have schizophrenia if your hearing voices telling you things are worse than they are. If its just you over worrying you probably just have an anxiety issue.
>>28008209
You dress like a bender.
>>28008007
AHAHAHAHAHA i fucking laughed so hard
>chose pure science
>expected to be employable
fuckiing idiot
>>28008019
No but it's interesting
That post would have been enough to quash the first criminal charge
>>28006659
>new sixth form
>people telling jokes
>i pitch in
>"what's the difference between a black man and a bench?"
>"a bench can support a family"
>everyone laughs including the other black kids
>lots of friends
the golden rule of racist jokes is that you joke about your own race you autist.
>>28008379
>That post would have been enough to quash the first criminal charge
Are you shaking with rage?
>>28008081
Are they chavs or something?
>been on ESA for 5 years because of autism
>filed medical interview last week
>on jsa
>have to fill in some stupid booklet with jobs I applied for by 9am tomorrow
>Haven't done shit
Do they actually check? I want to just make shit up.
>>28008453
Keep thinking about the upcoming trial and making scene
Either shouting about how I'm the real victim, everyone has conspired against me and that even an innocent verdict would still leave me seeking justice
That or just punching myself and covering myself in cuts
>>28008376
e-everyone makes mistakes a-anon
>>28008496
Poleaboo has been doing it for over 6 months
They'll ask to see emails as proof but if you don't have them then they'll just tell you to remember for next time
>>28008496
They don't actually check but they might ask a question or two to try and trip you up but as long as you stick to the story they will just let it go, they only get alloted about 7 minutes per signer so it's usually not too bad.
>>28008515
>Either shouting about how I'm the real victim, everyone has conspired against me and that even an innocent verdict would still leave me seeking justice
That sounds based as fuck. Is it being held in Arberdeen? Would be tempted to go see it.
>>28008496
Was filed supposed to be failed?
Post your heritage boys
>>28008585
Alrighgt.
>>28008585
Poleaboo descends from Asian warriors. Men who conquered the world but still couldn't best the despair every man feels in his last moments,
>>28008525
>>28008536
whew, so I just write applied to tesco and that's the end of that? I hope my appeal come through.
>>28008522
Honestly you are victim of the system. Vocational occupations are largely scoffed at when they are the ones with the secure jobs. Kids are told to study quantum theory at university for no other reason than it makes them looks smart. I myself studied chemistry for like a year before I dropped out. I only signed up because I wanted to do something "intellectual and impressive". Gave zero thought to potential careers. 18 is not a good age to make life decisions.
>>28008558
yes
>>28008541
Yeah, Aberdeen
Don't know the exact words though
>>28008681
>english flag
My dad and grandparents are Jamaican and I don't consider myself English. British, yes but not English. Those are the natives. I support England however.
A far-right white supremacist cartoon imageboard is probably the wrong place to ask but am I English?
>>28008691
>18 is not a good age to make life decisions.
yeah, this is very very true.
>>28006121
Today was my birthday lol spent the day working and want to die happy birthday to me
>tfw found video of Polish girl doing the ice bucket challenge
>it's the first time in over a year that I've heard her voice
>>28008818
You're going to wank to it. I know it.
>>28008317
How do you dress?
Harrington jackets are nice.
>>28008836
nah, if anything this sort of stuff just makes me sad not erect
>>28008886
why do autists either dress like 10 year olds or 60 year olds?
eh, cool
video of her at the amusement park/arcade that I worked at
>>28008496
Got my ESA review coming up soon
My 10 years of comfy ESAdom is going to come to an end, I just know it
JSA before I went to income support used to be walk in, sign the form, walk out. Didn't have to prove shit
Do they still do that New Deal shit after 6 months? Do they still try and force you into charity shops and shit for unpaid slave labour?
>>28008487
Depends.
They act like like chavs and are doing btec sport or something but 2 outta 3 of them are upper class white kids.
One of them alread drives a merc and his dad owns the latest bmw.
Nowadays everyone wants to be street anyway because of grime, regardless of a silver spoon.
Thats why life is gonna suck even worse for the upcoming robots
>>28008487
DOn't know what to suggest but sorry to hear that man :( I'm here for you
>>28008805
Happy birthday mate!
>>28008912
Jake bugg senpai, I dress like him because Ihe dresses nice af
>>28008994
Why thank you!
oregenale
>>28008955
It's pretty much southern plantation slave-tier now
Just appeal. I think they fail everyone, you just gotta appeal to go back on. Shows you're determined.
>>28008955
w8 10 years? holy shit. how can you even begin to rejoin the outside world after that?
Tfw I'm Welsh could not have a worse accent t.b.h
F U C K
>>28009136
10 or so years of ESA and 2 or so years of JSA (don't remember exactly, time blurs together)
Doubt I can ever join the employable world. Who the fuck is gonna hire a 31 year old without a single days work experience and a secondary school / college drop out education
I can't fuck her paypal and her facebook at the same time, she'll know something is massively wrong
Facebook first is the safe bet but there will never be another chance to hit her paypal like there is now, she's going to China ffs but then again she does go on 2 or 3 holidays every year
Do any last here just think ahead 12 hours and wonder if they'll still be alive?
>>28009273
money hurts, drag her into debt
>>28009318
*lads
oregenalee
>>28009234
You're a virgin right?
How did you get this fucked up?
>>28009551
I'm a virgin with girls. I've fucked guys
Dunno? Internet helped but I'd probably be worse without it actually
>>28009705
Gay
Oceee
Beautiful night lads.
Sky is perfectly clear, the moon is big and there isn't even a tiny breeze. I'm sat outside with a joint and a cuppa reading.
Hope all you guys are as comfy as me right now.
Here is a picture of a three breasted centaur lady for your enjoyment.
in the morning i think im going to try and be somewhat productive, tidy the house, do some washing, maybe take my dog for a walk and make some decent
realistically ill probably sleep in until 4 and spend the rest of the day shitposting, binging netflix and eating beans out of the tin
>>28006447
Mouth tastes gross
Just made a cup of tea like an absolute madman/
Shitty father is back in the house again
Made another cuppa now to be honest.
>tfw terrible night's sleep
Only thing keeping me going today is the thought that i can get a lamb doner kebab after college today.
>just heard a thud upstairs and my neighbour yell "UAAAAGH"
Hope she fell down the stair or something tBh i hate that cunt.
Morning lads, just arrived at wage slaving but have tomorrow off. Is anybody else off to do fun activities today?
>>28016725
You sound 10 times worse than she ever could, m90ladchap.
>>28016725
Maybe it's a burglar and when he's finished he'll come downstairs for you.
>>28017149
She's a paki and has about 12 people crammed into a 3 bedroom flat. 4 of which are children who stamp about at all hours.
Which would be fine but 8 months ago she redid her floors and put linoleum down, only she didn't know that you have to put sound insulation down first so now i have 12 pakis walking on MY FUCKING CEILING all day long.
When i told her about it she complained that im always banging on the ceiling and i told her its because of the fucking know and she said i should pay her to fix it.
If i could get away with it i would literally kill them all.
>>28017264
Can't you call up the housing association or whatever and force her to install insulation?
>>28017345
I emailed them and they just sent her a letter and emailed me back saying they want to talk to her soon.
That was before christmas.
I have no legal means of getting them to sort it the fuck out.
>>28008765
No. You are British. You must be White to be English
>>28008681
That family tree triggered the fuck out of me. Why are white women such disloyal skanks?
Former Porn Star and WWE Diva Chyna has died.
>>28016800
I gotta go pick a prescription up.
Nip to bank to deposit some money into my account.
Get a steak pie from a butchers.
Workout on my legs.
Play more Gears 4 beta.
Watch Question Time tonight.
>>28008765
British means descended from Britons who were a Celtic tribe. Since you know you're from Jamaica, who really were transplanted from eastern Africa then no, you're neither British nor English.
>live in a shared house with these 2 fuckin nigs
>can't stand em, even though I'm barely around them cause of night shift work
I hate this shit, but I can't say no to 350 a month for rent/expenses instead of 700-800
>>28017493
How do you not become overcome with anxiety that they will steal something?
>>28017509
He's a paki himself
>>28017509
doors locked, i aint got physical items of value outside my place, or inside, outside of this laptop.
well theres this monitor/headphones/dac thats worth 100+ each, but whatevs.
>one of those nigs are using my shaving foam, I can fucking tell
gonna hide my bathroom stuff now
>>28017493
I shared a corridor in my student halls with 6 Nig nogs (everyone else got qts and friendly chaps)
They used to steal all my uncle bens rice packets. That's when I became /pol/.
>>28017659
You're supposed to fight them when they do that. Even if you lose, they'll know it's too much hassle and won't steal from you. It's a cultural thing, you see the same in prisons with a large black population (all of them).
>>28017416
Well, it was coming. Bitch was off the rails for a decade plus.
Posthumous HOF induction next year?
>>28017659
Could be worse. I shared my corridor with 5 hipster girls.
Place literally fucking stunk of weed and sex for a year. Only upside was always having a girl to talk to.
>>28017899
Doubt it desu.
Maybe 2-3 years time, but her recent past probably fucked her.
>>28017899
She's never getting into HOF because of all the porn
>>28017659
theyre so fucking lazy when it comes to cleaning. why are africans so nice but the children they have here end up complete shit
>>28017955
Because the older ones weren't mollycuddled and pampered with love and gibmedats
>>28018021
same with us really, the generations of english kids after rationing are extremely spoiled and self destroying
Nipping to costa, anyone want anything?
>>28018099
>Drinking american jew shit
Lad. Support local business you slob.
>>28018145
Yeah ill go to that good old british coffee shop called.....???
I was late for wageslaving today because I live near Windsor and it's the Queen's birthday
>>28018172
i dunno, gregs?
nah fuck that just make your own coffee you gigantic faggot.
>6quid for a shitty sandwich and tea
ah yeah you make six figures a year, so you are not a complete fuckwit then, alright.
>>28018172
>>28018172
There's probably some locally-owned cafe or something mate. Unless you live in Londonistan.
>>28018099
Go to the nearest offie afterwards and get me a 4 pack of special brew.
TIA.
>>28008751
When's the trial being held?
God save our Liz lads
You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does
Got to get a shower which I hate
then im going to town to get my haircut
which I hate.
then I have to go asda
which I hate.
I hate the fact im always in a state of anxiety.
don't know how long my heart can keep this up.
>>28018494
You sound smelly
>>28018494
I dont understand why so many robots have such problems with bathing/showering.
It's literally no effort and it makes you feel good. Who enjoys dandruff riddled greasy hair and smelly knob and pits over nice, smooth clean skin and hair.
Nothing i like more than taking a shower then lying down on newly washed bedsheets.
>>28018558
its the cold bit inbetween I hate. standing there naked, shaking. waiting for the water to just the right temperature
>>28018584
Take your clothes off once you've gotten the water right m8.
And have clean ones lying outside the shower for when you get out. This isn't hard.
>>28017416
I thought she was living in Nippon teaching Engrish?
>>28018600
okay senpai I will try do the shower
>>28018618
IIRC, she went there to do that, it didn't work out. She got back into the porn for another video or two, then by all accounts, had something of an epiphany, and decided to try cleaning herself up and getting back on reasonable terms with most of the industry.
She didn't show up for an appearance in some indie fed over Wrestlemania weekend, and people are now speculating that she's been unwell for sometime, but chose to keep it private, and her recent efforts to get back in people's good graces are her way of dying peacefully.
It's pretty sad, really.
>>28018618
https://youtu.be/65F8AGPyJyA
Here's her looking glamorous and drinking urine.
>>28018626
Anon, whatever you do, please don't do the shower.
>>28018678
>i know you're worm food and everything...but i fucking HATE how you drink. disgusting!!!
made me chuckle
>>28018626
HAHA I DID THE SHOWER
didn't even get wet. great success
Thinking about getting some warhammer models to paint lads. I don't intend on playing, I just like painting models
Might go for the Tau Empire
>>28018783
I've never felt the urge to play the game but I do enjoy the artwork etc of the 40k universe, especially orks
>>28018782
>didn't even get wet
>>28016454
>you will never have miss skel's labia in your mouth
Why even bother continuing in this hell.
I just had an incredibly distressing flashback.
When the news came out about MSN messenger closing down in 2014, I logged back on for nostalgia's sake.
Obviously some other people from my secondary school had the same idea, including the qt girl that sat next to me in maths for 3 years (alphabetical order seating). We hadn't been best friends or anything, but after 3 years we knew each other fairly well, and it made maths more enjoyable.
She started speaking to me, asking how I was doing, what was I up to (wuu2?) and all that stuff. I jumped right into an incredibly detailed and autistic explanation of lucid dreaming, and how great it was because I could be happy in my dreams, unlike real life.
This didn't bother her at all, she actually seemed genuinely interested and said she really missed talking to me because I always had such interesting things to say. She sent me her phone number (which I ignored since I didn't have a mobile at that time) and said she'd love to meet up and go to the cinema or something.
After we'd finished talking I logged off MSN and never gave it a second thought. But it's just hit me now; that was the only time in my entire life that a female has flirted with me or given me any kind of positive attention.
It set me to thinking about how different my life would've been if I had friends or a gf. Maybe I wouldn't be a depressed neet with no future, wishing I was brave or desperate enough to end it all.
Then I realise that I'm getting even more depressed because of what could've happened with a girl from secondary school, which was 9 years ago. The whole thing is incredibly pathetic.
Share your regrets with me lads, I can't be the only one who has moments like this.
>Have to be somewhere in half an hour
>Can't stop vomiting
>Threw up so hard I couldn't see for ten seconds.
Why am I like this lads, I've got an absolutely pounding headache now. I just want to lose weight.
>>28019030
>I just want to lose weight.
Then put down the fork and fast.
>>28018905
>girl in the flat next to me at uni is 6ft 4 and thus, forever alone because guys won't go near her
>we hit it off really well and hang out a lot
>one night, she's off to some student night out, I'm off to see some band
>I get back before her
>hour later, she comes in, I'm still awake
>she comes into my room and we talk until dawn
>think nothing of it, we talk a lot
>couple of months later, she drops out of uni because she hates it
>other girl in the corridor thinks 2 days after she's left is a great time to tell me that she always liked me, and really wanted me to go for it that night
Fuck.
>>28018905
>lost my virginity to a girl in myfilmclass in college
>really got on well with her
>she liked videogames, had similar movie/music tastes and she would laugh at my shit jokes
>happiest I've ever been in my life
>about 6 months later my father died, we were very close
>I spiraled into deep depression and told everyone to fuck off
>began drinking a lot and dropped out of college
>she would plead with me to speak to her and wanted to help
>told her to fuck off and that she couldn't possibly know how I felt
>we broke up
>she went to uni a year later
>didn't speak for about 3 years until I bumped into her one day in town
>she was already pretty when I met her but she is even better looking now
>we spend the day together just catching up and for a brief moment it's like everything is back to normal
>I apologise for being a dickhead but because she's so nice, she said I didn't need to because she understood completely
>feel like telling her how I feel about her
>she then tells me she has a boyfriend and they're moving in together
>"Oh...th-that's nice"
>talks about how happy she is and how everything in her life is going great right now
>"What about you, anon?"
>"Y-yeah same, tings are pretty great"
>"Well that's good to hear, you deserve happiness"
>blatantlie.jpg
>I walk her to the train station and she gives me a hug that lasts about 20 seconds before leaving
>never see her again
>never eve attempted to speak to another girl since
>never had any interest in other girls since
>>28019047
Women who don't approach are red flags anyway.
Yes, this makes most of them red flags
>>28019071
>muh normie problems
>>28018905
The 'what if' thoughts are just the worst mate, I try to avoid them as much as possible.
I did have a similar moment but I'm not sure if I regret it. When I was about 14-15 I was chatting on MSN with this girl.
She wasn't very pretty, but she was 'curvy' and had massive tits with this slutty pornstar look. She started asking how big my dick was and that she wanted to see it in person to verify. I tried flirting back but then I sperged out at the thought of doing something with her and I left the convo.
A while later I heard that two guys in my grade went over to her place and got their dicks sucked.
This was at a a time when I was still sort of a normie, and If I'd had a sexual experience that early it's possible I wouldn't be a khv at the age of 20. Who knows.
>>28019109
well meme'd, I think you're confusing this place with wizardchan
>>28019071
Soul crushing. Sounds like you're at your lowest. You can rise but you must put in the effort
>>28019090
The 6 hour conversation was her approach, apparently. I just didn't pick up on it.
>>28019071
Why the fuck do normies feel obliged to post here?
Are they so fucking pathetic that they need to brag about their "normie problems" here??
>>28018905
It really wouldn't have made a difference lad, you can have friends and a girlfriend and still turn out badly.
I was known as a manwhore in secondary school, had sex with 10 or so different girls, some slaggy chav girls, some quiet bookish types, some scene kids etc. I had tons of friends and there was only 1 guy who disliked me, but he was a jew so no one cared. After I left secondary school my parents got divorced, I got depressed and never really recovered. I lost all my social skills and struggled to talk to anyone, let alone girls.
12 years later I'm in the exact same situation as you, no friends, no gf, and no job. My mentality never grew out of being a cocky 15 year old who got away with doing whatever he wanted, so all I feel is bitterness that the best times of my life are over, and will never return.
I'm angry all the time because I feel as though I could return to being the same person I used to be, if my mind would let me. I've been waiting 12 years, hoping that today might be the day when things start looking up. I haven't achieved a single thing since secondary school, I've just been looking backwards the entire time, reliving my memories because they make me feel better for a bit.
I don't fit in with the normies because I'm a social cripple. I don't fit in here either, because I used to be popular, well liked and fucked a load of girls.
All I do is relive my glory days, which in retrospect, aren't even that glorious.
>>28019388
Again, go to wizardchan, it was literally created for people like you
>>28019501
go to /brit/, it was literally created for people like you
>>28019519
What's the matter, did I make the autismo cry?
I bet you still post images of pepe with REEEEEEEEEE next to it. I'm laughing.
>>28019537
>being this butthurt
lol normies
>>28018905
>When i was 13 there was this rumor going around in class that i had asked this girl out
>shrugged it off and told people it was not true
>rumor persists
>at end of year (14 now) our school has a prom
>everyone attends i go for food and to hang out with chums
>were hanging outside and i decide to go back in for some food
>walk past group of girls i sorta know
>there all talking about there boobs so i stop and listen in
>one girl says something like mine are really spongy though feel how spongy they are
>Realize this is the best thing that's ever happened to me
>girl im standing behind (is same one) realizes she hasn't got a partner turns to me and asked if i want to touch her boobs
>being autistic i poke one of them and say wow that is spongy she turns back to group who have moved on.
>years later i hear how she was really provocative apparently she nicked a dildo from sex ed and bragged about it in the library
>Then a friend of mine gets this girl by spreading a rumor that he liked her and had asked her out
now i wonder if thats whats happened to me
>>28019564
stop posting, you're taking this too personally
>>28006121
My ESA assessments on 15th of may, what do I need to know? anything I should avoid mentioning? should I mention I'm on anti psychotics even though my only diagnoses is autism? should I mention I think about suicide daily?
>>28019572
>still being this asspained
Normies always good for a chortle
>>28019537
>I'm laughing.
Mate you posted about getting cucked a few posts ago.
>>28019388
I understand your frustration but i feel like this guy is a former normie
>>28019583
>should I mention I'm on anti psychotics even
though my only diagnoses is autism?
Yes.
>should I mention I think about suicide daily?
Yes. Tell me what you will say
>>28019590
>better just get the last word in on my mongolian throat singing forum
(You)
and a bonus (You)
Wagecucking but the boss is off so skiving.
Basking in post Derby glow.
Feels good man
>>28019592
Can be a normie and then a robot, but not after something as pathetic as pining over some generic whore. Need to at least NEET it up for a few years first
>>28019609
>trying to get the last word by implying the other is trying to get the last word
cucked normies are the best normies
>>28019608
Idk probably some depressing shit along the lines of I don't want to be alive but I've not yet managed to work up the courage to kill myself
>>28019635
If you can't even be arsed to articulate your suicidal problems then you're getting rejected.
>>28019621
>cucked
There it is, the meme word with a bonus anime image attached to it. As if I needed any more proof of how mad you are.
Got a sore throat today lads, can't even talk properly. My voice keeps breaking like I'm 13 years old again, shit sucks
>>28019652
>cucked normie still doing it
>>28019649
I didn't think phrasing matters my bad anon
I think I will go for I don't want to be alive, but I've not yet managed to work up the courage to kill myself I mean it's truthful which is a plus
>>28019686
Lie about attempting suicide and failing. Don't say "not had the courage too" that's lame
Poleaboo dad is now trying to pass him a phone number to a guy who might be able to get a job at a callcentre
>>28018318
Haven't been indited yet, it will be September at the latest
>no one has fallen for the phishing in 24 hours despite new emails being sent out
I don't get this, it's almost as if shit gets flagged after the initial wave
>>28019814
It does.
Why are you even doing this?
first day at work today lads, been a neet for years i swear im retarded, cant socialize for shit. shittin me self tbqh
>>28019853
Poleaboo feels exactly the same way, people won't ever leave you alone regardless of how long you last
>>28019836
Nothing better to do, fill in the gaps in my story and worldview perhaps
>>28019853
I spent years in NEET isolation. When I first started being social (met a guy I knew online) it took me a few meetings before I became "adequate" at socializing. It's not like riding a bike.
So tired lads. Been up since 6pm yesterday and i need to stay up till tonight.
>started reading Poleaboos blog and his past posts
Just realised I'm facebook friends with one of the Polish girls he stalked
Enjoy, lad
>>28019909
Why? Job shifts?
>>28019909
Ride it through until the second wind lad
This point in time is where I'm dying after doing all nighters
>>28019918
No actually i quit my job three weeks ago and now ive just lost control of my life.
>>28006447
>tfw started having conversations with her before I go to sleep
it is strangely comforting desu~
>>28019853
It will be fine lad. Just try and be polite and helpful. You will get used to being in social situations soon enough
>>28019935
Yeah, I did too. Except it was school 4 years ago. What's happening tonight to make you stay up?
Just seen an actual lesbian couple. First time I've seen one in real life
>>28020056
Couple live near me. Fat, 50+ and with the dyke haircut. Cliche as fuck
>>28020056
I've seen one in my town they are both butch as hell.
>tfw can't get pussy pounded for at least another month, ldrs are hard
Anyone else here never felt offended personally in their life? It's like if someone insults me I just realise they're probably angry or something and it doesn't emotionally hurt me.
>>28020044
Nothing i just dont want to keep waking up at 6pm. All jokes aside i quit my job because i wanted to study inpendently and take some courses to improve my job prospects but then i got caught up in having to help with family stuff so my sleep cycle got fucked.
I want to be waking up early and going to the library to study for exams.
>>28020031
hope so mate i'll only be cleaner i can't fuck up that bad right??
>>28020088
I haven't either. I just don't give a shit if somebody insults me. If an argument starts and the other person just starts throwing insults then I'll just walk on because nothing's going to be accomplished and they're just mad, and if someone I don't know insults me I really don't care.
>>28020144
Are we autismo? Mine is combined with a slight interest as to what thoughts their brain ticked through to reach anger. I've been tested and they pretty much said nowhere near autistic, just weird.
>>28020031
Yeh we talked about that here not long ago, i talk to Jun a lot while im doing stuff and it seems a lot of people do the same.
>>28020135
It'll honestly be fine. Cleaner is a good robot job since it doesn't involve too much talking. Just listening to instructions. My brother was a cleaner and he got specifically told not to speak to customers . You'll do great and congrats on getting the job lad~
>>28020176
good to know I am not the only one desu. Thought I was going completely insane~
I agreed to be a best man because it sounded important but now I'm regretting my decision, mainly due to the speech.
How the shit am I supposed to write a 10 minute long speech about our friendship when all we've ever done is watch anime, play games and take drugs. There are no anecdotes I can tell that are even socially acceptable, let alone amusing to normal people. As if that wasn't enough I'm a shit public speaker and start sweating if I so much as think that someone is staring at me.
Does anyone have any ideas? Suicide or running away isn't an option.
I was having a bath last night, staring at the shower, and I thought to myself is it weird if I never face the water? Just wondered what others' preferences are.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10007288
>>28020234
Face the water? Rephrase that?
>>28020229
Can't you just talk to the groom and tell him?
>>28020234
>having a bath
>staring at the shower
W-Why? Where you taking a bath while fantasizing about taking a shower?
>>28020165
I've been tested and I'm apparently not on the spectrum, although the fact that we both got tested may mean that we're a bit autistic desu
