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easy thursday evening edition
>>28025505
fuck ork ships, these cunts are annoying to fight.
>inb4 post waipoo's
Poleaboo hopes mummy makes dinner soon
>need to take my nightly 7:30 shower before work
>this fucking nigger uses the bathroom literally when I need it
seriously, fuck living with niggers when im moving itll be only with whities or orientals.
R.I.P. Prince tbqh
>>28025605
>orientals.
They're disgusting
Poleaboo knows, he lived with two
Africans are better
>>28025605
how dare that fucking nigger use the bathroom, what a fucking cunt
>trying to explain about a coding language to my work colleage
>Python
>what?
>Python
>what's it called?
>Python
>pie thing?
>Python
>what do-
>Like the snake
>Oh, Python
Who /difficulttounderstandvoice/ here
I swear this is turning me into even more of a robot, I don't even know what I'm doing or saying wrong, it's not like you can just ask people
>>28025605
>tfw living with hip white normies
>>28025641
here
My voice is awful, my accent is awful, I speak too fast and deeply and I miss way too many syllables. I can't even stop myself from doing it either
>got marks and cuts on my forearm after carrying boxes today
>looks like I've been self harming
>going out in a bit and I don't want to wear a jacket or long sleeve shirt to hide them because of this heat
>>28025641
fun fact it was named python after monty python also you should call it a scripting language makes you sound more techie
http://youtu.be/Xgzl_EP1q9c
>prince on the op pricks
>>28025723
>scripting language
>python
lmao m8 it's so high level it might as well be markup
python is a joke
>>28025535
Sod off ya' git!
>>28025605
Actually do fuck off, you sperg.
>>28025723
I was just going out of my way to not call it a "programming language", I suppose scripting is more appropriate.
>>28025759
>python is a joke
I know right, it makes it so simple and easy to do things without manually allocating memory and writing machine code, those fucking casuals are ruining computers for everyone.
>>28025759
wow you don't like python? you must be an amazing programmer wow I totally respect you opinion that you didn't back up without any justification
I've been asleep all day. Post waifu lads!
who is a comfy /stoner/ here in britfeel?
had some purple weed pretty rare imo in britistan anyway.
>>28025842
I use fortran mate, trust me I know my stuff *wink*
>>28025759
>python is a joke
w e w laddie
stop being so edgy and code yourself some cyanide.
Just cheated on my LDR BF again :/
>>28025902
Waifu status:
>[x] Posted
>[x] qt
>[x] "easy to cum to" according to that one anon
>>28025953
I had some purple haze about a year back
definetely worth a try.
>>28025990
>>28025806
>>28025842
>python fanboys
You will never be good enough to use C#.
>>28026041
who says you can't code in python and also code in C#
>wat
>>28025953
My plan is to get home, shower, roll myself a J, make a brew and sit outside having a good read in my pj's and dressing gown while I smoke.
Comfy as fuck.
Got some home grown stuff from round the corner. but citrusy but s really nice, mellow high
>>28025759
Without python we'd have no way to quantify the cromulence of dubs in these threads and that would be terrible.
![HV_K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv_snapshot_01.19.58_[2015.05.10_12.32.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xAGHvis.jpg "HV_K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv_snapshot_01.19.58_[2015.05.10_12.32.31].jpg")
>>28025902
Take me out of here
>>28026080
>OOP language
>no objects
what is the point
>>28026031
i enjoy cucking you with each fap desu mate
>>28025902
Good taste, m8. Although I'm the regular megumin poster round these parts.
>>28025535
>not having the superior Alter Akarin
Plen
>>28025902
Being a imperial navy admiral fucking sucks, every race just dancing around being gay fucks around you while you try to actually engage in ship combat.
>>28026165
I just got it cheap in Japan.
>>28026100
Happy now anon?
It's original roboto-kun
>>28025902
I've been working all day. Would've rather been sleeping desu.
>>28026031
it's definitely not one anon lad
Poleaboo literally just had chicken tendies for dinner
Wore a short t-shirt today so mum and sister definitely saw my cutting scars
>>28026155
Sorry Megumin Poster, i was just missing someone calling for the waifus, then i choose the nice one
Also nice dubs
>>28026221
NO need to get nasty.
>>28026026
You're a fucking cunt for doing that.
>>28026271
No he didn't, he had fucking chicken goujons because he is not an eight year old American
>slightly jealous of waifu posters
How did I get here? How did I come so low.
>>28025902
>binged and purged five times in under 24 hours
>stomach in constant pain
>doesn't bring me any pleasure, just feel like I have to do it
feels like I am starting to completely lose control lads~
>>28026333
Look after yourself laddo.
how do i stop throwing up when i leave the house? even just the thought of going outside is enough to make me gag but whenever i have tried to leave the house ive just thrown up in my mouth over and over again till ive been back indoors
>>28026314
Goujons are tippity top grub though.
Slap some in some tortillas with lettuce cheese and sauce and you're good lad.
>>28026329
Pick a waifu and join in, I recommend one of these two lovely anime ladies.
>tfw dreaming of getting gangbanged by /britfeel/
;_;
>>28026399
Their neet cocks are mine!
>>28026139
How about I fap to the thought of you fapping to my waifu? Who's the cuck now? Lmao stay rekt
>>28026333
starting? you were never in control you fucking mentally ill cunt.
>>28026399
>tfw I hope everyone in britfeel looks like this
>>28026432
still you senpai, if youre getting off on it then its even more hilarious to me
>>28026439
im a fat hairy black manlet
Poleaboo is watching Brewsters Millions
280 quid for the Dark Souls boardgame
Taking the fucking piss. Bet this is Namcos doing. Greediest fucking Jap Jews on the planet.
>>28026476
why would you want it, not like you would have anyone to play with
>>28026476
The childhood memories of playing ridge racer make it all worth it
>>28026439
Fuck that is hot. I hope all of /britfeel/ looks like that too
>tfw your cock is bigger than the trap's very feminine cock
Pure relief
>>28026492
Well, first of all, I do
Secondly, you can play it single player.
>>28026476
Rather just buy a Warhammer 40k set, they're expensive enough but at least you get a fair few models with them and it's not like the'll say "lel we're stopping production" a year later
Don't need to get up until 7AM tomorrow.
This constitutes a lie in.
Glad my contract is up in September and we've already been told they're not keeping anyone on temp contracts on (or recruiting at all, for that matter, we're understaffed because when people have retired or left they haven't replaced them), this job is fucking rubbish.
Back to the dole for me! Or probably a PhD, just become a permastudent. Work is rubbish.
>>28026439
Needs ass implants
Made sushi for work tomorrow lads. Hoping the qt temp will notice and start a conversation
>>28026569
>making sushi without a literal 10 year apprenticeship with the first 3 years purely washing the rice
Gonna suck m8
>>28026569
>Made sushi for work tomorrow lads. Hoping the qt temp will notice and start a conversation
>"is that sushi? Lmao, you fucking weeb anon"
>"hey Stacey, anon here brought sushi because he's a weeaboo"
>"haha, oh my god, that is so lame, I bet he has one of those pillows with an anime girl on it"
>"go and cuddle your wife-pillow you weeabo"
>(knocks the sushi out of anon's hands and walks away)
>>28026596
FILTHY WHITE PIG DOG MAKING HONORABLE NIPPON FOOD
OINK OINK BURGER SLUT
25 YEARS EXPERIENCE
MY CHEF KNIFE CAN CUT THROUGH ANYTHING
FOLDED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES
GRANDPA DIED IN KAMIKAZI
GO HOME
>>28026569
>>28026596
Sushi is fucking rancid. I swear that every person who claims to love it is just trying to outdo each other in pretentiousness.
not a single place near me on just eat does fucking donner and chips. is that too much to fucking ask for?
>>28026557
Unless you play Sisters of Battle that is.
>>28026439
Maybe when I was 17.
>>28026308
I was lonely and self destructive.
>>28026026
Hope you're not my LDR BF...
>>28026661
Not an excuse senpai.
>>28026647
>>28026647
That is kind of a disgrace m80
You can buy them from iceland, but nothing beats a proper dirty donner carved by a roach with a 25 year old turkey carver and gently brushed with his arm hair on the way to the pitta.
>>28025605
>>28025646
>>28025634
>living with others who arent your parents
normies
It's mattesons smoked sausage sushi
Any chance one or more of you would like to go inter-railing around Europe with Poleaboo?
>>28026647
Just get a donner kebab and a portion of chips
>>28026439
>men are literally better at being women than women themselves
>>28026661
Exactly the excuse a fucking roastie would use. Should be fucking ashamed.
Hope you get herpes from whoever you cheated with.
>>28026697
>Any chance one or more of you would like to go inter-railing around Europe with Poleaboo?
only if you are paying
>>28026661
Literally fucking woman-tier excuse there.
>has a BF, albeit long distance
>can't keep his mouth of other guys penises
Wish I was straight sometimes. At least some women are shamed out of being degenerates, unlike all of the benders thinking it's completely acceptable to slut around
>>28026697
only if you pay and I don't have to look at you or be anywhere near you for the entire time
>Poleaboo just heard "I dreamed a dream" on tv
Really hurts when they get to "I dreamed my life would be so different now for the one I'm living"
>>28026712
>>28026734
No, I think it would be great for all of us to get out there
>>28026728
I have the mind of a woman but I'm a male and wish I had a male's mind.
>tfw cushy 'apprenticeship' ends in june
not sure what I am gonna do afterwards lads, I'd like to work for myself but i don't know what i could do
>>28026760
That's no excuse.
>>28026697
>Any chance one or more of you would like to go inter-railing around Europe with Poleaboo?
Could be fun, I suppose~
>>28026697
Why don't you go find some shitskins in Greece and then you can do it for free.......no, actually get paid for it.
>>28026759
>"I dreamed my life would be so different now for the one I'm living"
it's
>i had a dream my life would be
>so different from this hell i'm living
but yeah those lines always brought out the feels back when i was in a dark place
>>28026836
>Any chance one or more of you would like to go inter-railing around Europe
Yes
>with Poleaboo
I'd rather eat my own shit
>>28026818
>having the totally wrong effeminate mind isn't a factor
I wish I was straight so I could at least cheat on women
>>28026760
>>28026871
What the fuck are you trying to say? You just cheated on your bf and are speaking in tongues.
Want a males mind? Then be a man and tell him what you just did. He has a right to know.
I'm getting legit triggered over here.
Any chance one or more of you would like to go inter-railing around Europe with me? (not a shit filming paki)
>>28026871
>I'm not in control of my own actions. It's my feeeeeeeemale brain that's the issue
>>28026836
>Poleaboo and Tilde go on an interrail trip
There's a film script in there for sure, or a miniseries.
>>28026853
They remove "hell" in the advert
>>28026836
Cool, love you Tilde, do you think maybe you can travel in girl mode?
>>28026858
>slapping away poleaboo hand of friendship
Not like you have any other suitors
>>28026904
Poleaboo would
>>28026907
Yeah. I'm about 3 days from being sectioned for the third time this year.
>>28026889
I'm not speaking in tongues. I'm a male with a dick and I like my masculine traits but my brain is wicked and slutty and lying like a female.
I need to write a personal statement for this college application and I have no idea what to write.
I don;t have any long term goals or an intented career path. I just want to eventually get into university because it's what my family expects of me, and it seems like a great oppertunity to postpone adulthood for another 5 years.
>>28026836
Don't do it tilde. He'll want to get revenge on you for some reason. You're a nice guy, poleaboo is the opposite.
>>28026964
Do your bf a favour and leave him.
>>28026982
No. I need the somewhat emotional stability and semblance of normality.
>>28026946
>do you think maybe you can travel in girl mode?
he's gonna rape you in a eastern european country tilde
>>28026969
Poleaboo is a nice person, he's just encountered a lot of villains
>>28026999
Okay, so this was just bait all along. Got it.
You got me. 7/10
I need beer but I'm anxious. Not too anxious but still anxious.
took my dogs out today
pretty much it
>>28026999
>No. I need the somewhat emotional stability and semblance of normality.
>Emotional stability
Cheats.
>Normality
Cheats.
Faggots out
>>28027036
Looks like a midget dog with those tiny legs.
>>28027017
Yeah. What gave it away?
le front page of intermemes has its uses
https://imgur.com/a/5xkE3
>>28027051
The 'I need emotional stability and normality' part. Nobody here cares about normality.
>>28026836
You and poleaboo should meet up at some point
>>28027064
Yea, it's hard to find naked women on the internet. Thanks good sir, upvote
Broke my phone screen today
Absolutely fuming, a repair will probably cost something like 100
>>28027071
Oh well. I'd post a mischievous reddit frog but I gave the game away too quick.
>>28027050
hes pretty normal. i do have a smaller shihtzu but shes an annoyin cunt
>>28027133
nice pupper pal.
10/10 would throw ball for
>>28026031
Not that anon but I can too confirm she is easy to cum too
Nice chopping board desu
>>28027036
cute doggo desu
>>28027064
I can't stand gonewild shit, you just know they have hundreds of chads bombing their reddit inbox (or whatever it's called) to set up the most ridiculous sex session
It makes my blood boil
Alright lads I'm getting 900 a month but can't have more than 6000 in my account -- my current plan is keep 2000 in a safe and keep the rest in my dads savings account, what should I spend my 900 a month on though, not moving out just yet
>>28027291
Shit man you should have seen this post a bit ago. Basically it was -
>there is nothing more thirsty and pathetic as the comments on a gonewild post. It's like they are desperate for attention.
Roasties literally blind to irony.
>>28027108
what phone? also repair it yourself
>>28027159
>>28027221
thanks lads love a good doggo
>>28027374
>what phone?
Moto X Play
I would but there's only Chinese replacement parts sold from dodgy websites.
There's a disassembly video online but there's no screen replacement video and apparently on these models its notoriously hard - the manufacturer just wants you to buy a new phone instead of fixing it yourself
>>28027319
gold and bitcoin
>>28027436
I had the last bit with an old laptop of mine. The fan was clogged with dust and to get to the fan you had to take all the motherboard off and fuck about. That or pay 60quid, in the end i lost my rag and smashed the cunt up.
>>28027036
>>28027133
>>28027221
Very cute wanwans lads.
>tfw haven't seen my doggo since December
only one more month to go :3
Im bored of all my vidya lads.
Fucks sake, why does this keep happening?
>>28027615
modded just cause 3
or
stardew valley
>>28027632
I tried Stardew Valley for a while but I got bored after about 15 hours, installed some mods, made it too easy and ruined it for myself
15 wasted
>>28027632
>modded just cause 3
Currently a Console pleb but my Laptop can probably run stardew.
Stardew looks really boring though desu
>>28027615
Get yourself a Wii U and get some banging titles like Xenoblade, Mario Kart and Starfox.
Do yourself a favour.
>>28027615
what games are you playing?
>>28027610
I hope it dies.
>>28027221
I hate doggos with long hair like that, they're always annoying cunts too
>>28027563
This length hair is perfect for a doggo, looks so smooth and majestic
>>28027710
I hope everyone you love dies, if there even is anyone you love
Heartless twat
>>28027710
I hope YOU die you dirty muslim cunt.
>tfw listening to that old newgrounds song "the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny"
It's coming close to the end lads
>>28027710
i hope you get skullfucked by a dragon dildo.
>>28027673
It's comfy as fuck honestly just watering crops, hanging out with the dog you can also form relationships with the girls
>>28027710
Who hurt you, lad?
What was his name?
>>28027701
Destiny, A bit of rocket league, fallout 4
Been trying to get into the witcher 3 DLC that came out last year (Or whenever) but I can't seem to not die horribly in combat
Might by Elite dangerous so I can have a comfy podcast game
>>28027710
nasty cunt, fight me
>>28027792
It's by lemon demon, they have a few catchy songs, I quite like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXJXy0yLVFM
>>28027889
reminder that this mini turk died a few months ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWIAMA/comments/4ftu9d/iama_17f_party_slut_ama/
kill me
>>28027948
>he browses reddit
>he can't tell obvious bait
I'll gladly oblige.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zsmLB5e.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>28027966
>he considers himself a superior person because he doesn't browse a large and varied forum
>>28027948
>no ones asked what stds she has/has she ever had an abortion
>>28027792
>the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
The fucking nostalgia from that man
>>28027728
>>28027738
>>28027799
>>28027847
>>28027889
I hope you all die.
I'll fucking bang you all out.
>>28027610
I hope it lives
>>28028028
The only thing you'll be banging is the floor mate after I spark you out.
>>28028050
thanks <3
>>28028028
you wanna go, you daft cunt
>>28027792
Woah...the nostalgia. Thanks Anon.
>>28028028
Mate, after the day I've had, I certainly wouldn't be an easy fight.
I bet you wouldn't even buy me a pint afterwards either, you coward.
>>28028028
Two hits mate.
>I hit you.
>You hit the floor.
>>28027994
>he browses reddit
[stares blankly]
>>28028101
I'm in awe at your intelligence and clear mindedness right now, all I want to do is bow down to your superiority
>>28028028
>*teleports behind you
>*unsheathes katana
>*chop you in half
>*tips fedora with a job well done
Heh....nothing personnel.....kid
Nice digits btw
>>28028092
Three hits mate
>me hitting you
>you hitting the floor
>ambulance hitting 90
>>28028140
four hits mate
>me hitting you
>you hitting the floor
>a civilian hitting dial on 999
>shock paddles hitting your chest
>>28028129
>*disappears into the shadows
>*preps throwing daggers
>"say goodnight... kid"
>*throws a dagger in your back
That's what happens when you face the pros
>>28028299
That's a good one mate. I can't even think of anything to beat it. Mind if I use it in the future? You can use my three hits one if you want.
>>28028299
>>28028363
why don't you just suck each other off you two benders
>>28028299
1 hit mate
>me hitting you
>you being dead before you hit the ground
>>28028518
>>me hitting you
One hit
>>hit the ground
Two hits
>>28028518
0 hits mate
>me shouting at you in a threatening manner
>you having a heart attack and dying
>>28028554
unless it happened in zero gravity in which case it would be one hit and two combatants spiraling away from each other... or not, I'm a doctor not a spaceman
>>28028554
I'll knock you into space
Just had a woman message me on tinder asking me how my week's been. Is it only mental women who message first?
>>28028363
if youre being serious sure feel free
>>28028565
-1 hits mate
>me talking shit
>you swinging and missing
>me legging it
>>28028600
>I'll knock you into space
>punch
One hit
>Hitting Escape velocity
Two hits
>Hitting mach 33
35 hits
>>28028628
it's a bot desu lad
Thinking of starting a password protected blog to get my feelings out, is this a good idea? anyone tried it?
>>28028687
anne frank did
>>28028701
and now shes dead
dont do it lad
>>28028687
why bother if no one can read it
just do it anon
>>28028687
poleaboo did, look where it got him.
Kanye must be a robot too because he doesn't have real friends. ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x52Ub14rrhM
>>28028778
Was that the one where he moaned about the people he worked with at McDonalds, they found it and got him fired?
what u eatin robots
got me some weetabix
>>28028950
Normies are brutal once they have something on you. Don't do it mate.
>>28028950
yeah and the amusment park he worked at
>>28028687
will you let us read? I'd be interested in that
>>28029040
he's probably a unifag mad that stacy wont talk to him
Anyone in London here?
Obama just flew over my house in his V-22 Osprey
>>28029102
What a madman that obama fellow
I've thought about keeping a blog or something going but I always worry that I'd eventually let too much slip and end up in trouble because of it.
>>28029186
>let too much slip and end up in trouble because of it.
what? that you ordered drugs again online? wow, so boring. your story has to be interesting and non normie, nobody will care otherwise.
poleaboo and tilde both have/had somewhat interesting stories that were non normie or kept the normie elements down
>>28028932
who would want to be friends with a dumb nigger
>>28029215
and that's the problem, there are parts of my life that people might find interesting but talking about them in any way could get me in a lot of trouble and deep down I know it's a risk not worth taking but sometimes I really feel like I need to get some stuff off my chest and have no place to do it.
>>28029186
Why do you own a bible?
>>28029364
I don't, what in that pic could even look like one? my wallet?
>>28029186
I just wouldn't have anything to say
>Today I went to my lecture
>We learnt about some stuff I guess, wasn't really paying attention
>Had some irrelevant 30 seconds of small talk with the closest thing to a friend I have
>Came home, played Rocket League and jacked off until I fell asleep
What a life I lead
>>28029414
I see a doggo. Say hi.
Sorry thought you had a bible must of been the wallet.
>>28029421
Just look at poleaboos or tildes and copy the format
>>28029437
His name is Harry, he's the first small dog I've owned but he's pretty cool, everyone loves him, he goes everywhere with me.
Only downside is he is a horny little pupper and seems to constantly leak jizz so the bottom of my bed is a sea of dog spunk stains which means way more sheet washing than I would normally do.
>>28029215
nah, I'm the speed guy
I'm too retarded to write a blog desu
>>28029490
Cool sounds like a good friendo. I want a dog like that one day. Smaller dogs seem to always be a bit like that. I am sure he is good company.
>>28029490
give him a tickle from me pal
>>28029490
damn that is a nice dog
>>28029523
I think most people would benefit from having a dog bro and if you're on bennies it's not like there's a lack of time to look after one.
>>28029627
>I think most people would benefit from having a dog
But the germs
>>28029627
Good fashion sense as well.
Anyone watch the benefits program on Channel 5 tonight?
Pretty funny episode focusing on fat people, I laughed pretty hard when the extremely overweight girl came back from the doctors and told her boyfriend that the doctor told her that her diet of extremely fatty foods is okay and she should carry on eating like that every day.
>>28029627
I think that dog is well cute lad but I bet people think you look like a right poof when you're walking down the street with him.
One of the pups from the first time I studded him. Little hand grenade of cute
>>28029763
Not very germy when you are used to it.
>>28029809
Doesn't matter what others think m8.
>>28029808
I watched this. Every single fat person seemed to think their illness had nothing to do with their fat. The funniest bit was when she was walking up a few steps, almost died and said it wasn't because of her weight, even her friends (who are probably just as fat and smoke 100000 fags a day) struggle with it.
I didn't dislike any of them, fair play if they want to live their lives that way. It was just the complete ignorance to how unhealthy they were.
The younger girl was talking about how she couldn't eat healthy food because it triggered her IBS, so she had to eat fatty stuff. Is this true because I always thought it was the other way round.
Serves me right for watching shit on channel 5 I guess.
>>28029186
>>28029364
>>28029414
Am I losing my mind or was this exact conversation not posted here a day or two ago?
>I don't even know what's real anymore
>>28029808
Jesus.
My uncle does that though. He's morbidly obese and claims that his diabetes is an illness.
He went to see the diabetic nurse woman not long ago and said
>she said Pepsi Max is fine because there's no sugar, so I can drink as much as I want. And eat whatever as long as I keep taking my pills.
He drinks 4 litres a day.
>>28029851
>Not very germy when you are used to it.
Just because you are used to it doesn't mean there aren't germs, that's like saying fire won't burn you if you're used to it.
I hope you enjoy catching bubonic plague because you share your house with animals like a medieval peasant.
>>28029892
You're not losing your mind, I thought the same thing. Thought I was caught in some kind of time loop or something.
>>28029892
Heh that's why I said it senpai, recognised the picture thought it might drive doggo friend mad but instead had a pleasant chat about his puppy pal
>>28029809
Girls either smile at us or come straight over and pet him and start talking
Guys usually comment that it's not the kind of dog they'd expect to see someone like me walking but then immediately crouch down and pet him and tell me how great he is and how they thought all small dogs were just glorified rats but he's changed their mind.
It's pretty funny watching a chav with scabs on his face from huffing glue totally melt and start baby talking when Harry greets them.
>>28029851
it does when you live on a council estate and everyone else has loose roaming staffies
>>28029627
What type of pupper is that. It looks a bit like a Chihuahua but it's a bit big for that. Most dogs that size aren't friendly.
It's a really nice looking dog. I wish I could have my own one.
>>28029919
Shut up you pleb, I kiss my doggo with tongues
>>28029956
Yeah but then they are mainly chav normie scum so who cares as long as you keep pupsters safe.
dogs die, cant leave dog alone, cost of medications, its not something you can put away when you get bored, its like avin a kid.
>>28029953
Nah mate, he's a proper cutie. I was just saying, I bet it looks a bit funny. Are you still using him as a stud? I'd like to buy a beautiful tiny dog baby pls.
>>28029953
That is a really nice pic senpai.
>>28029884
Yeah they seemed like okay people, not the usual benefits scum Channel 5 loves to show off
Felt a bit sorry for that ugly girl who wanted to get into showbiz though, so deluded
>>28029953
My dad has got a little cockapoo. She makes me happy when ever I see her and im pretty sure I'm also one of her faves
Harry is a right cutie though mate, Give him a scratch for the lads if he's not having a kip
Lads, just renewed my shampoo and shower gel. I smell fucking beaut. Any anons want to come and sniff me?
why is r9k /britfeel/ the best place on this Kazak shed building enthusiast image board?
>>28030058
Is it Tea Tree shampoo lad?
>>28029980
>Shut up you pleb, I kiss my doggo with tongues
I hope you realise that 500+ people died last year from doing that
>>28030102
I wish. It does smell like Calpol though. I'm in ecstasy lad, I just keep smelling myself.
>>28029953
I hope this dog falls from the 5th floor of a multi-storey car park and becomes paraplegic
>>28029973
he's smaller than the pics make him seem, I've only met one or two smaller than him.
He's chihuahua crossed with yorkshire terrier, I took him in as a rescue case so he was free, even without papers, pups he sires go for about 600 for a bitch and 400 for a lad, I usually ask 400 per time or pick of the litter but the one time I got offered pick of the litter so he'd have a buddy, the condition was that I got one if there was more than one pup (they tend to have small litters) and only 1 survived so i got fuck all so now I just take the cash and let harry have his fun.
His first owner was a woman who's kids had left home so she used to cradle him like a baby and so when he sees blondes, he rushes up and gets them to pick him up and he rolls onto his back and cuddles into their chest and you can hear their ovaries quiver.
>>28030130
At least they died knowing love from something unlike the dog germaphobe.
>>28029925
I just started watching Steins;Gate too...
Just ordered a pizza, fampais.
>>28030058
I bet you washed it off like a pleb
Oh shit it's desklad!
>>28030161
That's good of you desu. Did you change your sheets?
>>28030194
What flavour senpairino?
>>28030161
is that your gf?
Why are all the anons with qt doggos normies. Makes me fucking sick.
>>28030236
M..maybe you should get yourself a qt doggo?
>>28030256
Shit tier: dog
Mid tier: cat or fish
God tier: fucking nothing because you don't want to catch a horrible disease
>>28030290
r u gay lad?
>>28030221
is there moar?
>>28030236
no, my gf is in her 40's, not as attractive bodywise but the girl in that pic but prettier and a nicer person.
this is my gf
>>28030290
>implying implications
Got one lad
>>28030236
desklad is too disgusting to be normie
>>28030315
only one I have, not sure if more exist
>>28030412
That's the only one I've seen unless you count this
>gurbo
>>28030344
cute doggo, that filename though.
*reeeeeeeeees quietly*
>Woke up with a really sore back even though I didn't do anything strenuous yesterday
>Applied some deep heat a while ago and it still hurts
>Hoping it goes away by tomorrow morning
How long do I have to have the pain before it becomes a serious issue lads?
>>28030412
Desk lad is a total normie mate
He's also a pseudo-tripfag prick, posting a photo of his rotten desk every time he makes a mundane post so everyone knows it's him
Utter welly
>>28030603
I once pulled my back while changing my bed sheets. I had never had any back issues prior to this. Wasn't even doing anything strenuous.
I still get twinges to this day. It never ends, lad.
>>28030603
Let me guess, you slept for about 9 or more hours?
