obnoxious cute and patriotic anime Edition
cara
>>58225179
FUCK YOU
>>58224892
cycling on the pavement is illegal you melon
technically so are prams
but you won't get arrested because it's such a petty crime. I've been stopped riding my bike on the pavement before though. They tend to only care when it's a built up area
>this wasn't the first thing he saw when he opened his eyes today
gonna go skating lads
>>58225201
FOY
NO JOHNNY FOREIGNERS ALLOWED.
gf just sent me this
Maisie
yanks and jfs in
doing a grind
maisie
only just finished game of maisies series 5, 6 starts end this week right
>>58225243
Something here is not game.
Why she is china if you are from england?
oi oi ya little fookin belters just been for a swim haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7-KarUeGf4
>>58225028
Your third eye is beginning to open
>>58225259
>yanks and jfs in
TFW Enoch was actually right.
>Judd Trump = JEB TRUMP
>Wenbo Liang = WEEABOO LIANG
JEB TRUMP VS THE WEEABOOS
landed it
>>58225248
good post
Happy Birthday ma'am
God bless 'er
Watch out lil bitch
Watch out lil bitch
You getting mad
I'm getting rich
gonna try a harder one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUj0otkJEBo
>>58225279
ye 24th i think
I reckon the courier's done a runner with my protein lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-36013958
in what year would you most want to have sex with the liz
*falls over*
>DAVID cameron and his tory boys pretend they know what they're doing
>I'm over £1.5 trillion richer than the country
>>58225416
why do you have his number
>Thousands of cyclists every day break the law by riding on the pavement, going through red lights, not wearing a helmet and having no lights
>Police do nothing
>Say something mean about muslims on twitter
>Get arrested
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/04/21/my-wife-and-i-are-white-evangelicals-heres-why-we-chose-to-give-birth-to-black-triplets/?tid=pm_local_pop_b
SAVE US
>>58225378
"I'mma smokin' joint and..."
I stop watching that shit after 0:40...
Wtf is that shit? Is that "american culture" ?
>one stupid cunt does something stupid with something
>all the busybody single mothers and theresa may campaign to get the harmless, fun thing that everyone likes banned to protect their precious children etc
JUST FUCK OFF
Sick of this nanny state, lads
>>58225279
>not reading the clearly superior booms
kys
landed it lads
>>58225459
oh dear
Just read a boom lads
Can feel my third eye opening
>>58225483
What happened lad?
>>58225416
Benny got him just south of Vegas, if he gets up there'll be hell to pay
shit it's actually 6
gonna go do a skate, will post legs when i'm having a rest xx
>>58225497
booms
>>58225456
buscuck
>>58225459
We need Donald now
>Controversial New Videogame Has You Defending Europe From an ISIS Invasion
http://fraghero.com/controversial-new-videogame-has-you-defending-europe-from-an-isis-invasion/
So a game where you just let ISIS invade without doing anything would be non-controversial?
should probably get out of bed
getting quite hungry ngl
>Referendum on abolishing monarchy must be held when Queen dies, republicans demand (independent.co.uk)
That's despicable
>>58225570
Autocorrect cucked me again
>>58225456
Riding on the pavement and not wearing a helmet isn't illegal though
>>58225589
It would be more realistic
>>58225593
Fuck off, you're from the literal state created by French terrorists.
>So a game where you just let ISIS invade without doing anything would be non-controversial?
>>58225593
>they won't be publicly executed
sad desu
>>58225552
Anything that Britain bans.
>>58225636
100% British genetic hear
Does capitalism fall down when wealth is passed onto a generation who doesn't have to work for it?
alri
>>58225617
It literally is
>>58225593
Not really.
They'll lose though.
>>58225645
Yes
>>58225676
It doesn't fall, just stagnates
>>58225248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3OQwyvKmk
>>58225589
It's implying that ISIS could invade Europe when we all know that the EU is an impenetrable fortress that no terrorists could even get near
>>58225589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNVmXt-H8AA
>that many dislikes
baka lads baka
>>58225612
Irish lad reading his booms.
>>58225170
Why is Karen so shit?
She ruined the whole Anglo-Japanese Alliance!
>>58225730
>that many dislikes
Literal rasheeds
>>58225691
alri
>>58225675
Unless you can trace your line to a loyalist this does not matter.
>>58225645
>yes
Sorry, I meant what was banned?
>>58225747
Desu
>>58225675
>American
>pure genetics
Somewhere along the lines Pablo, Mick or Jamal has cucked you
>>58225455
he left one of those 'sorry we missed you' cards with his number on it so you could rearrange the delivery
>>58225730
FUCK OFF YANKS REEEEEE
>>58225776
send him "pls respond"
he should get it to you then
Karen
went to school with a seymour as in henry VII's ex lads
>>58225636
>the 13 colonies which were less than 1% french and which were all colonised by britain for 170 years before the revolution merged into a state created by the french
ahh yes, very impressive.
Does anyone else get a flurry of emotions that rise up whenever they hear bagpipes?
>>58225676
No, only when they horde it. Most of Japan's money is out of circulation because of billionaires sitting on it and it fucks their economy. America has many more billionaires but we also have a culture of enterprise where the rich are encouraged to recirculate the money, create businesses, and expand their wealth.
Google Groups Usenet:
First ever mention of the Y2K Problem:
Posted on 19/01/85:
I have a friend that raised an interesting question that I immediately
tried to prove wrong. He is a programmer and has this notion that when we
reach the year 2000, computers will not accept the new date. Will the
computers assume that it is 1900, or will it even cause a problem? I
violently opposed this because it seemed so meaningless. Computers have
entered into existence during this century, and has software, specifically
accounting software, been prepared for this turnover? If this really
comes to pass and my friend is correct, what will happen? Is it anything
to be concerned about? I haven't given it much thought, but this programmer
has. I thought he was joking but he has even lost sleep over this. When I say 'friend,' I'm NOT referring to myself, if it seemed that way.
"I've never really written anything like that before"
Spencer L. Bolles
NIGEL farage wants to remove my GOD GIVEN RIGHT to move to spain when I get old
>>58225772
>I meant what was banned?
Nothing recently, but that's how everything in Britain gets banned.
Hoverboards got banned last year, a specific brand of knife was banned a few months ago. They're trying to ban drones as we speak.
>>58225836
France helped fund the US rebels
>>58225836
Meant to put French-backed terrorists.
>>58225771
If I can trace my line to a Spanish loyalist, does it count?
>>58225593
Literally sick of fucking referendums
that would be the 4th since 2011
>>58225773
No Pablos or Jamals, but plenty of Micks
Why are you self hating?
Poleaboo finally understands the phrase more money more problems.
>>58225839
3, 2, 1, 4
want to play the souls games, but I don't have a console anymore and only have a laptop.
might pick up a cheeky ps3, can I play demons and dark souls first. bit autistic about playing in order
>Remain gaining ground
Reeeee
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3550206/Do-prefer-space-rockets-teleportation-question-Government-asking-unemployed-help-job.html
Ahh yes
>>58225809
>purple eyes
She truly is too beautiful, too pure for this world lads. We must protect her by keeping her 2D forever.
>>58225853
Why the fuck would you want to live in a hot country? Cold = Comfy
>>58225864
>hoverboards
The swegway shit? They banned a bad thing for the wrong reasons. The knife and drones are inexcusable tho
Tony Blair did nothing wrong
>>58225885
>If I can trace my line to a Spanish loyalist, does it count?
Unless he swore loyalty to the crown of Britain then I say it doesn't.
>100% pure Anglo ancestry
>Spanish loyalist
Typical yank.
>>58225908
>smart enough to become rich but not enough to avoid being phished by an autistic paki deviant
doesn't make sense
What's the go to proxy sevice now? I just need something for around an hour or so.
Google Groups Usenet:
First ever mention of the Tienanmen Square Massacre:
Posted on 04/06/89:
The situation is Beijing is MUCH WORSE that what is reported by the
media. A friend of mine just made a phone call to her brother at
Beijing Normal Univ. Her brother said that thousands have been killed,
many of them run over by tanks. This news is confirmed by an American
friend of mine. His son is studying at Beijing Univ. His son called
back this morning and asked his mom (my friend) what has been reported
by the media. she said 60 killed, hundreds injured. He said MUCH
WORSE. He is trying to take a tape to Hong Kong. It may be
broadcasted by ABC news tonight if he can succeed.
In the San Francisco area, we are planning a huge rally tomorrow (6/4)
noon in front of the Chinese Consulate at SF. Chinese students,
Chinese Americans and American people concerned with the violence in
Beijing will all participate. I am sure you will have rallies
locally. I urge everyone to participate. If we don't fight, there is
no future for China or ourselves.
can you imagine if king george wasn't a dumb cunt and realised how much potential north america had instead of wasting resources on britain's irrelevant francophone neighbours.
>>58225839
>muh heritage
FOY
>>58225902
>Why are you self hating?
Micks didn't fight as loyalists. This is a discussion about British ancestry.
>>58225984
reported :-----------)))))
(not really x)
Reminder that the British tax payer LITERALLY has to pay out child benefits to the children of EU workers where the parents reside in the UK but the children don't
KEK NATION
>>58225989
Interesting
>>58225902
I'm not but how can you be pure English if you have Irish ancestors?
>>58225943
>implying we aren't as big a nanny state as the UK
>>58225989
Keep it up, I like reading these.
>>58225989
Good gimmick.
Anthony blair started the academisation of schools, the marketisation of the nhs and the lax border controls we enjoy today
the blairites were the only good thing about Labour
1997-2003 was the best government this country ever had
>>58225959
Loyalty to the Spanish crown, ust giving you a hard time lad, fuck's sake, I could be insulting Mestizos without being called racist now.
Please buy this for £2
check these
Google Groups Usenet:
First post about Berlin after the wall came down:
Posted on 10/11/89:
Berlin den 10 November 1989
Unbelievable!
Incredible!
Historic!
As we sit here in West Berlin this morning, we are just discussing the news
about the wall - its open and may soon be no more!!!!
Amazing sights to see on the way to work this morning - DDR (East German)
cars on the streets, DDR citizens everywhere, traffic jams near the wall,
celebrations in the streets the whole night.
A historic day, and one to be celebrate. During the night, not only did
people cross over via the border crossings, but people also climbed over
the wall, danced on top of it (yes that's right) and a part of the wall was
even damaged. Can you picture people dancing on top of the Berlin wall?
Congratulations to the people of East Germany.
Gunter Zschoche, Michael Brady, et al
Nixdorf, Berlin
>>58226032
>KEK
Did you mean CU︃CK? Of course you did you little cuck but you let yourself be cucked by a chinese anime administrator.
>>58226038
The Anglosphere is one big nanny state, that's true. Could you give an example of the nanny state here? Never had problems with it.
>>58225990
He did. In "The Wealth of Nations", Adam Smith predicted that North America would be the center of the British empire by the year 1900. Eventually the capital would move there and it would be the main focus
>>58226074
Great drawing.
>>58225061
It's against the Highway Code and police can issue a fixed penalty notice on the spot usually a fine. Not sure how often it gets enforced but I'm sure it does depending on how bored the cops are at the time.
>>58226080
This is the day the commies won.
>>58226080
Can you find a rorkepost?
>>58225459
Peter Blood
5:06 PM GMT
>Minivan car crash and burn waiting to happen. Nature doesn't take kindly to interference from twits--no matter what religion they vomit. Bring the marshmallows.
WEW LAD
>>58226097
I know your secret
Tell me, are you a KEK?
>>58226032
That was cancelled as part of camerons re negotiation
>>58226149
update on the courier situation lads: turns out he left it in the shop downstairs and didn't tell me, just by chance I went down there and they had it for me, said it was sitting there for almost a week
don't panic I now have enough protein to last me a while
>>58226158
Women ought to be expected to seek out men just as much as men seek out women desu
>>58226131
they usually set up a post on a side street near a main road and stop people without helmets etc from what ive seen. They are very rare though
>>58226074
now draw the queen riding a swan thats flying above the stairway to heaven
>Europeans always complaining that the uk feels like it desevres special treatment in the EU
>Implying we don't
Ah yes one of the largest european economies with the largest military should be on the same level as sweden, very impressive.
CHYINA
anyone else started calling themselves british over english/irrelevant/irrelevant/irrelevant more regularly since they started posting here
Please buy this for 20p
>knives are illegal
>guns are illegal
>pepper spray is illegal
>self defense is illegal
>high-powered crossbows are totally fine
>massive fuck off swords are totally fine
me on the right
>>58226149
This is the closest I could find.
Posted 17/11/89:
Just after the Berlin Wall was opened I was speaking to someone who
came from West Berlin. Her reaction was "Oh no, all those East Germans
with their appalling accents will be coming over"
On the subject of reunification, the next day on the Today program on
BCC Radio 4 they were interviewing various "notable" people about the
situation. A very interesting comment was made by some notable Frenchman
that Germany has only ever been unified between ~1890 and 1945 and
it wasn't exactly as runaway success then.
david shepherd
INMOS ltd
>>58226124
royals are and were dumber than intellectuals and parliamentarians
>>58226230
>we have joined the Euro
>we are part of the schengen area
>>58226256
thats not a car you fucking idiot
>>58226242
I've been here 3 years now regularly.
I find myself saying 'innit sometimes IRL.
>be me, on my way to /brit/ meetup
>wearing my nicest jacket with a little >Moyes sign in my pocket
>awkwardly walk up and down the street we're supposed to be meeting at before I see a guy in a grey coat sitting down
>walk up to him very slowly, almost tiptoeing with anxiety
>rain is pelting on my head
>centimetres away from him when I cough loudly
>"C-cold out."
>he looks up suddenly shaken, he's pale as a ghost
>he starts reaching for words then looks at his table and mutters "Irish weather"
>giggle weirdly
>sit down next to him and take my phone out
>post on /brit/: "having a banterous time with the lads haha"
>over the course of an hour more people come and awkwardly approach
>spend 45 minutes discussing what we should do and looking at Google maps for places to go
>a Pakistani bloke in glasses comes walking towards us
>"hello"
>one lad smiling after his second pint, he's already dizzily smashed says "al-alright Rasheed?"
>he doesn't smile back
>we realise it's Ribena
>"why didn't you give me (You)s"
>I get up quickly scared and Poleaboo takes out a kitchen knife from his pocket and starts stabbing into one lad's neck
>>58226229
That's far too difficult. Have this.
>>58226242
>he didnt always call himself British
English is a meme identity
>>58226071
>100% English ancestry
>Loyalty to the Spanish King.
You're no Anglo pal.
>>58226267
>A little flick knife is banned
>Can order claymores online
>>58226276
>Germany has only ever been unified between ~1890 and 1945 and
it wasn't exactly as runaway success then.
lel
every member of one direction is ugly
it's like if every member of the beatles was ringo starr
>>58226140
are you stupid
What are some good exercises to help posture?
>>58226312
>One autistic paki taking down a group of white lads with ease
Sums the country up desu
Pure runts on the bus lads
>>58226322
>Calling yourself a Celt
British is the superior culture. Accept it faggots.
>Every year that Britain has more economic growth than the rest of the EU our EU contribution gets raised
Ah yes a fine for being a good country very impressive.
>>58226373
Are you?
The USSR collapsed on its own and commies spread their cultural subversion all over the Western world.
>>58226335
I looked through the thread and realized the source of this little quagmire, you have mistaken me for someone else! My comment about loyalty to the Spanish crown was my first comment in that chain! Hoho, what hi-jinks we have on /brit/.
>>58226267
>guns are illegal
Not true in the slightest
Only semi-automatic handguns are illegal in the UK
You can own rifles, shotguns, some revolvers and other weapons, it's just a massive hassle getting a licence for them.
Google Groups Usenet:
First post about the Rodney King Trials:
Posted 29/04/92:
Another all white jury from a rich neighborhood acquitting white "nice"
policemen for beating a black *non person*!! Ha! What a joke!. I'm
disgusted.
First reply, including the first reference to the 1992 LA Riots:
Posted 30/04/92:
Actually the tape was tampered with and the police never used excessive
force to arrest him! Actors were dubbed in to create that myth.
Seriously though to add more to the tragedy is that at least 5 people
were killed in the ensuing riots.
>>58226413
I was looking for the twat who claims 100% English ancestry.
Why the fuck is he still in the colonies then?
The great betrayal is 300 years past.
Who /AnotherAngryVoice/ here
chose UK when I had the choice of buying the same product being packaged in both UK and Australia
Not sure if I should do a birthday set of squats for Liz.
90KG for 9x10.
Kinda want to just do my next weight that I was meant to do.
>>58226463
cheers mate
>>58226412
the cultural subversion was a soviet tactic that was in place DURING the USSR
how the fuck were they meant to implement it after it collapsed you idiot
Going to the gym lads
Hope there's some qts
Please buy this for 10p
>>58226462
me in the radical centre
>>58226297
eternal burger no matter how you speak imo. no bad thing tho
>>58226322
if someone asks you though have you always said british? i don't really consciously identify as english but i just answer with "english" or "from england" aha
>>58226450
the internet existed in 1992?
>>58226480
and I will do it every time, count on it
>>58226403
we are the second biggest economy in the EU yet the 4th biggest budget contributor
The germans pay a disproportianate amount more than we do
>Poleaboo, now in court, appears before the Judge and jury and asks regarding the Polish girl why he was not accepted as her friend, and gets a reply: "It's because you did not be yourself." When Poleaboo searches for the origin of the voice, encountering the Polish girl herself as she berates Poleaboo for trying to become friends with someone greater than him. Poleaboo claims that all he wanted was for her to acknowledge him, show the same fondness to him as he did to her. He then goes on to ask what was wrong with wanting, wishing and chasing your desires, listing the fetishes he tried to purge himself of. The Polish girl mocks him, saying that mimicking Chads profile on facebook didn't make him Chad, but rather a cunning thief.
>Demanding to know what the judges take on all this is, Poleaboo is horrified when the jury casts a guilty verdict and the judge states his sentence: giving despair to discourage males from becoming happy or content with life in any way. The judge tells Poleaboo that he'll receive his most fitting despair as the prison gates open up and guards appear to grab Poleaboo. Poleaboo begins crying as he desperately asks what he did wrong to deserve this and where he went wrong. Ultimately, stripped of the internet access he cherished, Poleaboo is sucked into the void and once again is alone, trapped in a small cell and his mind, surrounded by pissjugs.
>>58226462
>Green
>Libertarian
Why do I keep seeing this shit
>>58226517
Not in Australia
You've barely got the internet in 2016
>>58226518
good lad
Please take this
What's for din dins lads?
Thinking of ordering in a pizza
Don't feel like cooking
>>58226489
Okay, paypal? Also, international shipping, I'll pay for shipping costs as well
>>58226450
Fucking Rodney King nigger. Fucking OJ trial was just a bone thrown to niggers so they didn't riot AGAIN.
And thanks to the OJ trial the "being black while driving" victim mentality has spread to not only niggers but all liberals and faggots.
This is what started it.
>>58226515
Colonials pretending to be British is a mutton dressed as lamb type thing.
>>58226267
>knives are illegal
how do you cut vegetables without knives
>>58226521
The Germans believe in the European project and benefit from it a lot more than we do.
Trying to say it's ok because the germans pay more money is retarded because the germans want to be in the EU and we don't.
Any of you lads been or go to one of the "big two" unis (oxbridge)??
>>58226571 might have a chip
>>58226515
Id say english if it was a welsh or scottish person and British to anyone outside of the UK desu
>>58226526
Read all of it, very good
>>58226489
That actually quite nice
I'd hang that on my wall ngl
>>58226517
Yes, but not Google
>>58226589
>>58226545
oh haha, yes very mature
i'm filled with respect for your snappy and original sense of humour
>>58226600
wow a whole chip?
I miss people posting the full lyrics to songs desu
>>58226517
The Google Groups Usenet Archives go back to 1981. Before the internet, many people sent each other electronic mail this way, and it has all been archived.
>>58226526
as unjust as Danton's trial desu
>>58226526
Not sure if this post is pro- or anti-poleaboo
Imagine in like 2050 looking back at all the 4chan archives and other archives of the internet
I wonder what people would think
The internet would probably be really shit then and overrun with Indians and Chinese
>>58226647 maybe 2(2)
>>58226649
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she doesn't have a lot to say
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day
I want to tell her that I love her a lot
But I gotta get a bellyful of wine
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah
Someday I'm going to make her mine
I'll pay you £2 to take this
>>58226589
you take them to the police station where special knife officers chop them for you
>>58226686
bit greedy
doing an analysis of Tarkovsky lads
*goes back to reading the Financial Times*
>>58226672
Don't forget Africans.
They'll probably dig up old WE WUZ KANGZ shit and start a futuristic race war.
>>58226686
Greedy bastard
>>58226459
He could be descended from recent immigrants that had no part in the revolution. To be frank I don't care much for all the "I am X% Y" talk, it's all so trivial and reeks of desperation to appear interesting. I only bring it up for the reason mentioned, to insult Mestizos for not being White without someone calling me a racist. As far as a unified language and culture, the only race White Americans can belong to is White Americans.
>>58226489
I'll buy the Cara one for 50p if you take a picture of you cumming on it.
>>58226702
would be a bit awkward to frame but sure
How do we get round the fact that, much like the Scottish vote, almost half the country will be forced against their will to go along with whatever the result of the referendum is?
When it's 51% one way and 49% the other way, is it really democracy to force the 49% to go along with the 51%? Or is it tyranny of the majority?
>>58226649
How can you see into my eyes
Like open doors?
Leading you down into my core
Where I've become so numb
Without a soul
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there
And lead it back home
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the darkness I've become
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you, all the life among the dead
(All of this I, I can't believe I couldn't see)
(Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me)
I've been sleeping a thousand years, it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
(Without a thought)
(Without a voice, without a soul)
(Don't let me die here)
(There must be something more)
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the darkness I've become
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
>>58226733
>This
Americans claiming to be Anglo is fucking bullshit.
Just be glad we let you all come here.
Because you are JF's
>>58226526
I wonder if Poleaboo will get hench in prison like Thad did.
I guess the chinks were good for something after all....
>>58226769
>>58226438
>Only semi-automatic handguns are illegal in the UK
no
all handguns are illegal in the UK, apart from isle of man, channel islands and norniron, where semi-auto handguns are legal
>You can own rifles
anything self-loading above .22 rimfire is forbidden so if you want an AK in 7.62x39 you have to operate the slide manually to reload after each shot
any shotgun which holds over 3 shells requires a firearms licence, whereas anything 3 and under requires just a shotgun licence, semi-auto shotguns are fine on a firearms licence
Maybe visiting a British friend soon.
Would it be a polite and friendly gesture if I brought him some Croatian sweets or wouuld it be some kind of insult as if I'm saying British candy is shit so he should eat ours instead.
You've been acting awful tough lately
Smoking a lot of cigarettes lately
But inside, you're just a little baby, oh.
It's okay to say you've got a weak spot
You don't always have to be on top
Better to be hated than loved, loved, loved for what you're not
You're vulnerable, you're vulnerable
You are not a robot
You're lovable, so lovable
But you're just troubled
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot [2x]
You've been hanging with the unloved kids
Who you never really liked and you never trusted
But you are so magnetic, you pick up all the pins
Never committing to anything
You don't pick up the phone when it ring-ring-rings
Don't be so pathetic, just open up and sing
I'm vulnerable, I'm vulnerable
I am not a robot
You're lovable, so lovable
But you're just troubled
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot [2x]
Can you teach me how to feel real?
Can you turn my power off
And let the drum beat drop?
Guess what? I am not a robot [2x]
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot [4x]
>>58226649
God damn, boy, that nigga Mac didn't never call, bruh
But I'm seeing that nigga everywhere, bruh
Dog, you know they say nigga went Hollywood and shit
Fuck that nigga, dog, OGG, fuck is a OGG? OGG, OGG, aye, bruh
I mean, you don't think that nigga really getting no money, right?
I mean, he ain't really fucking hoes, right? Well, damn
Bitch, you guessed it
Hwah, you was right
Bitch, you guessed it
Grah-grah, fuck nigga on sight
Bitch, you guessed it
Still in that place and I'm flexin'
Hwah, bitch, you guessed it
I'm still with my niggas, come and test us, OGG
Bitch you guessed it, walkin' around with extra in my pocket
Bitch, you next to us, why the fuck are you next to us?
Bitch, you should come test us
I seen what you rockin' and bitch you can't dress with us
Seen what yo' bitch looked like
And nigga, I wasn't impressed or nothin'
Fuck nigga, come and talk it out
Fuck nigga, we ain't talkin' it out
What the fuck we finna talk about?
All we know is that Mula, Benjis, Franklins
And that Guala, Fetti with us
Bunch of young niggas
Bunch of them bitches
All in they whip, lickin' on titties
Runnin' my check up, I think I'm with Nike, I'm sprintin'
Sheesh, y'all couldn't hear me?
Bitch, you guessed it!
You was motherfuckin right!
Bitch, you guessed it
Hwah, you was right
Bitch, you guessed it
Grah-grah, fuck nigga on sight
Bitch, you guessed it
Still in that place and I'm flexin'
Hwah, bitch, you guessed it
I'm still with my niggas, come and test us, OGG
would it work?
>>58226796
wee bit creepy tbf (to be frank)
>>58226462
>saying UKIP is more of the stuff you don't like just because you don't like UKIP
I'd say UKIP is one of the, if not the, most libertarian party in the British political sphere. I only hesitate to say most libertarian because I have no idea what Plaid Cymru's politics are. The only thing that isn't libertarian about it is muh migrants.
>>58226793
>hench
I don't understand this word
>>58226831
Aww your so cute and autistic.
I'd bum you in a second.
>>58226585
>food analogies
hehe
>>58226602
i always make sure to ask norn irish where they're from to see if i can be friends with em, can't abide by traitors desu
>>58226769
Kako možeš gledati u moje oči
Kao otvorena vrata
Koja te vode u moju nutrinu
Gdje sam postala tako tupa
Bez duše
Moj duh spava negdje gdje je hladno
Dok ga ne nađeš tamo
I odvedeš ga doma
(PROBUDI ME)
Probudi me iznutra
(NE MOGU SE PROBUDITI)
Probudi me iznutra
(SPASI MEEEEEEEE)
Zazovi moje ime i spasi me od mraka
>>58226831
He'll be quite glad for the Croat sweets.
Ask him if he recommends any British sweets straight after just in case.
You don't even have to buy them if you don't like them.
>>58226649
Wait two secs, let me spark this zoot
My niggas, they don't tark, they shoot
Roll up slow, then I park that coupe
And the game got fucked by the darkskin yout
Oh well, should've been watching
He was gone by the time that they clocked him
#MERKY, #SKENGMAN
What's the last one? Yeah, #PROBLEM
They should've stopped him, I don't run out of bars
Just like Chip, I don't run out of bars
Walk in the rave , put the glass to your face
Look, I make fuckboys run out of bars
Big 45 might bun out your clart
No safety, that might dun out your dance
Knock on your door like oi rudeboy, look
Forget the hype, just come out the yard
See the lightskin girls used to cuss me
Now the lightskin girls, they love me
Word to J Hus, man are ugly
But this rap ting's sick, man, trust me
Nobody can't claim that they buss me
Cuh man was out there on a fuckery
Plus we don't even tark too much
That's the reason why your girl wanna fuck me
I don't really care about your friend
Bare likkle fish never been on the ends
Yeah, you go hard but we go harder
You shut down but nigga, I leng
You turn up but nigga, I rep
Why do man love getting me vexed?
Here for the lightskin girl with the big bumper
And the black bredrin with the breasts
Google Groups Usenet:
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, posts that he is hiring employees:
Posted on 22/08/94:
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developers to help pioneer commerce on the Internet. You must have
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>>58226831
No, that would be a nice present.
>>58226831
>Would it be a polite and friendly gesture
yes
fuck im ACTUALLY going skating now lads
read you all later
>>58226848
what is that toilet paper made out of, mithril?
>>58226891
Built
>>58226896
FOY
>>58226914
>>58226935
>>58226936
thanks lads
>>58226922
Everyting blessed, what's your name?
Where you from? Roll up, grab your girl, then I'm gone
Why do they wanna know what I'm on?
Get one chance, one chance and it's gone
Man go down, put amm in a bong
This go down on the man at the front
Nigga, stay there, stop tagging along
So if you got a BET, bring it out
Oh, you don't? Shut your mouth
Man just chat shit, ack up the mout
Know where I come from, I'm from the south
Fuck out my house, peak when I press play
Niggas go gym but they're missing out leg day
My worst days are some of your best days
Punch a grime MC off his segway, pussyhole
Don't make me slap you
Look, like, wait till I catch you
Look, man are like "that's that black yout"
Went Jools Holland in my tracksuit
Rep for the scene like yeah man, I had to
Just run a sick beat I can rap to
Everybody calm down, it's a tracksuit
What the fuck, man? I ain't gonna stab you
Look, I don't wanna argue
But if you talk shit, man'll par you
Look at the size of my fist, I will spark you
I'm the grime scene's Lukaku
6'5" black guy, mad fly, put me up top
Man down, everybody down when I buss shots
Jump onstage, bare rage when my dub drop
You did grime for a sec, then you fucked off
Rap boys hate me cuh I do grime
Grime boys hate me cuh I do rap
>>58226856
They're basically Welsh SNP but the Welsh basically vote Tories/Labour most of the time. Nationalism in Wales is not a huge issue.
>>58226825
>so if you want an AK in 7.62x39 you have to operate the slide manually to reload after each shot
FUCKING CAMERON'S POLICE STATE THIS IS TO FAR
women can tell when you've had a wank recently lads
>>58226922
ty
>>58226963
np qt
>>58226831
What sweets are you going to bring him?
>>58226974
That's a lie.
I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
I go on too many dates [chuckle]
But I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this music
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna be alright."
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
I never miss a beat
I'm lightning on my feet
And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
I'm dancing on my own (dancing on my own)
I make the moves up as I go (moves up as I go)
And that's what they don't know, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't know, mmm-mmm
But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop grooving
It's like I got this music
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna be alright."
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
:)
>>58226907
>>58226930
really neat tbqh....
>>58226968
Good youts hate me cuh I'm too cruddy
Bad youts hate me cuh I don't trap
Fake youts hate me cuh I'm too real
And the real youts hate me cuh I don't act
Well, um...
Suck your mum, yeah, go and do that
My name's Michael, Big Stormz
I like peng tings, I like porn
I've got a 16 bar full of corn
I breathe fire every time I yawn
Stormzy's this, Stormzy's that
Stormzy's blick, Stormzy's black
Stormzy's hairline's going way back
But I still fuck your girl, go and retweet that little nigga, yo
Man are saying that I blew up too fast
Man are saying that I came up too quick
Rudeboy, look on the YouTube, darg
Mandem are putting in the graveyard shift
Dem man there straight wash
Brudda, don't blame me, go and blame God
Every MC wan' try and take shots
Tell 'em boy there hard work pays off
Anyway, everybody wanna do grime now
Real talk, let's not lie now
Yeah, look brudda, this my house
That's my laptop, that's my sound
That's my people, that's my crowd
That's my kingdom, that's my crown
Look, one phone call, man'll fly around
I lay one vocal then I sign out, anyway
Go Bluejays for a lunch and a brekky
Make that thing bu-bu-bang like Fekky
Got mad still with the ting, I'm TECCy
Onstage, go back to back with Skeppy
>>58226856
True
But people here think that if you think immigration has any negative effects and/or you want to lower it then you're a massive authoritarian fascist nazi tory cunt
TAKE THIS. PLEASE
>>58226997
No, it's true, especially if you're still holding your cum sock
(still find that concept weird)
This is your time to pay,
This is your figment day,
We made a sacrifice,
And now we get to take your life.
We shoot without a gun,
We'll take on anyone,
It's really nothing new,
It's just a thing we like to do.
You better get ready to die,
You better get ready to kill,
You better get ready to run,
Cause here we come,
You better get ready to die!
Your life is over now,
Your life is running out,
When your time is at an end,
Then it's time to kill again,
We cut without a knife,
We live in black and white,
You're just a parasite,
Now close your eyes and say good-night.
You better get ready to die,
You better get ready to kill,
You better get ready to run,
Cause here we come,
You better get ready to die!
Get ready to die!
Get ready to die!
Been a long time coming,
Now you better get running,
And you better get ready to die!
