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cara
>>58225179
FUCK YOU
>>58224892
cycling on the pavement is illegal you melon
technically so are prams
but you won't get arrested because it's such a petty crime. I've been stopped riding my bike on the pavement before though. They tend to only care when it's a built up area
>this wasn't the first thing he saw when he opened his eyes today
gonna go skating lads
>>58225201
FOY
NO JOHNNY FOREIGNERS ALLOWED.
gf just sent me this
Maisie
yanks and jfs in
doing a grind
maisie
only just finished game of maisies series 5, 6 starts end this week right
>>58225243
Something here is not game.
Why she is china if you are from england?
oi oi ya little fookin belters just been for a swim haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7-KarUeGf4
>>58225028
Your third eye is beginning to open
>>58225259
>yanks and jfs in
TFW Enoch was actually right.
>Judd Trump = JEB TRUMP
>Wenbo Liang = WEEABOO LIANG
JEB TRUMP VS THE WEEABOOS
landed it
>>58225248
good post
Happy Birthday ma'am
God bless 'er
Watch out lil bitch
Watch out lil bitch
You getting mad
I'm getting rich
gonna try a harder one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUj0otkJEBo
>>58225279
ye 24th i think
I reckon the courier's done a runner with my protein lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-36013958
in what year would you most want to have sex with the liz
*falls over*
>DAVID cameron and his tory boys pretend they know what they're doing
>I'm over £1.5 trillion richer than the country
>>58225416
why do you have his number
>Thousands of cyclists every day break the law by riding on the pavement, going through red lights, not wearing a helmet and having no lights
>Police do nothing
>Say something mean about muslims on twitter
>Get arrested
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/04/21/my-wife-and-i-are-white-evangelicals-heres-why-we-chose-to-give-birth-to-black-triplets/?tid=pm_local_pop_b
SAVE US
>>58225378
"I'mma smokin' joint and..."
I stop watching that shit after 0:40...
Wtf is that shit? Is that "american culture" ?
>one stupid cunt does something stupid with something
>all the busybody single mothers and theresa may campaign to get the harmless, fun thing that everyone likes banned to protect their precious children etc
JUST FUCK OFF
Sick of this nanny state, lads
>>58225279
>not reading the clearly superior booms
kys
landed it lads
>>58225459
oh dear
Just read a boom lads
Can feel my third eye opening
>>58225483
What happened lad?
>>58225416
Benny got him just south of Vegas, if he gets up there'll be hell to pay
shit it's actually 6
gonna go do a skate, will post legs when i'm having a rest xx
>>58225497
booms
>>58225456
buscuck
>>58225459
We need Donald now
>Controversial New Videogame Has You Defending Europe From an ISIS Invasion
http://fraghero.com/controversial-new-videogame-has-you-defending-europe-from-an-isis-invasion/
So a game where you just let ISIS invade without doing anything would be non-controversial?
should probably get out of bed
getting quite hungry ngl
>Referendum on abolishing monarchy must be held when Queen dies, republicans demand (independent.co.uk)
That's despicable
>>58225570
Autocorrect cucked me again
>>58225456
Riding on the pavement and not wearing a helmet isn't illegal though
>>58225589
It would be more realistic
>>58225593
Fuck off, you're from the literal state created by French terrorists.
>So a game where you just let ISIS invade without doing anything would be non-controversial?
>>58225593
>they won't be publicly executed
sad desu
>>58225552
Anything that Britain bans.
>>58225636
100% British genetic hear
Does capitalism fall down when wealth is passed onto a generation who doesn't have to work for it?
alri
>>58225617
It literally is
>>58225593
Not really.
They'll lose though.
>>58225645
Yes
>>58225676
It doesn't fall, just stagnates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3OQwyvKmk
>>58225589
It's implying that ISIS could invade Europe when we all know that the EU is an impenetrable fortress that no terrorists could even get near
>>58225589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNVmXt-H8AA
>that many dislikes
baka lads baka
>>58225612
Irish lad reading his booms.
>>58225170
Why is Karen so shit?
She ruined the whole Anglo-Japanese Alliance!
>>58225730
>that many dislikes
Literal rasheeds
>>58225691
alri
>>58225675
Unless you can trace your line to a loyalist this does not matter.
>>58225645
>yes
Sorry, I meant what was banned?
>>58225747
Desu
>>58225675
>American
>pure genetics
Somewhere along the lines Pablo, Mick or Jamal has cucked you
>>58225455
he left one of those 'sorry we missed you' cards with his number on it so you could rearrange the delivery
>>58225730
FUCK OFF YANKS REEEEEE
>>58225776
send him "pls respond"
he should get it to you then
Karen
went to school with a seymour as in henry VII's ex lads
>>58225636
>the 13 colonies which were less than 1% french and which were all colonised by britain for 170 years before the revolution merged into a state created by the french
ahh yes, very impressive.
Does anyone else get a flurry of emotions that rise up whenever they hear bagpipes?
>>58225676
No, only when they horde it. Most of Japan's money is out of circulation because of billionaires sitting on it and it fucks their economy. America has many more billionaires but we also have a culture of enterprise where the rich are encouraged to recirculate the money, create businesses, and expand their wealth.
Google Groups Usenet:
First ever mention of the Y2K Problem:
Posted on 19/01/85:
I have a friend that raised an interesting question that I immediately
tried to prove wrong. He is a programmer and has this notion that when we
reach the year 2000, computers will not accept the new date. Will the
computers assume that it is 1900, or will it even cause a problem? I
violently opposed this because it seemed so meaningless. Computers have
entered into existence during this century, and has software, specifically
accounting software, been prepared for this turnover? If this really
comes to pass and my friend is correct, what will happen? Is it anything
to be concerned about? I haven't given it much thought, but this programmer
has. I thought he was joking but he has even lost sleep over this. When I say 'friend,' I'm NOT referring to myself, if it seemed that way.
"I've never really written anything like that before"
Spencer L. Bolles
NIGEL farage wants to remove my GOD GIVEN RIGHT to move to spain when I get old
>>58225772
>I meant what was banned?
Nothing recently, but that's how everything in Britain gets banned.
Hoverboards got banned last year, a specific brand of knife was banned a few months ago. They're trying to ban drones as we speak.
>>58225836
France helped fund the US rebels
>>58225836
Meant to put French-backed terrorists.
>>58225771
If I can trace my line to a Spanish loyalist, does it count?
>>58225593
Literally sick of fucking referendums
that would be the 4th since 2011
>>58225773
No Pablos or Jamals, but plenty of Micks
Why are you self hating?
Poleaboo finally understands the phrase more money more problems.
>>58225839
3, 2, 1, 4
want to play the souls games, but I don't have a console anymore and only have a laptop.
might pick up a cheeky ps3, can I play demons and dark souls first. bit autistic about playing in order
>Remain gaining ground
Reeeee
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3550206/Do-prefer-space-rockets-teleportation-question-Government-asking-unemployed-help-job.html
Ahh yes
>>58225809
>purple eyes
She truly is too beautiful, too pure for this world lads. We must protect her by keeping her 2D forever.
>>58225853
Why the fuck would you want to live in a hot country? Cold = Comfy
>>58225864
>hoverboards
The swegway shit? They banned a bad thing for the wrong reasons. The knife and drones are inexcusable tho
Tony Blair did nothing wrong
>>58225885
>If I can trace my line to a Spanish loyalist, does it count?
Unless he swore loyalty to the crown of Britain then I say it doesn't.
>100% pure Anglo ancestry
>Spanish loyalist
Typical yank.
>>58225908
>smart enough to become rich but not enough to avoid being phished by an autistic paki deviant
doesn't make sense
What's the go to proxy sevice now? I just need something for around an hour or so.
Google Groups Usenet:
First ever mention of the Tienanmen Square Massacre:
Posted on 04/06/89:
The situation is Beijing is MUCH WORSE that what is reported by the
media. A friend of mine just made a phone call to her brother at
Beijing Normal Univ. Her brother said that thousands have been killed,
many of them run over by tanks. This news is confirmed by an American
friend of mine. His son is studying at Beijing Univ. His son called
back this morning and asked his mom (my friend) what has been reported
by the media. she said 60 killed, hundreds injured. He said MUCH
WORSE. He is trying to take a tape to Hong Kong. It may be
broadcasted by ABC news tonight if he can succeed.
In the San Francisco area, we are planning a huge rally tomorrow (6/4)
noon in front of the Chinese Consulate at SF. Chinese students,
Chinese Americans and American people concerned with the violence in
Beijing will all participate. I am sure you will have rallies
locally. I urge everyone to participate. If we don't fight, there is
no future for China or ourselves.
can you imagine if king george wasn't a dumb cunt and realised how much potential north america had instead of wasting resources on britain's irrelevant francophone neighbours.
>>58225839
>muh heritage
FOY
>>58225902
>Why are you self hating?
Micks didn't fight as loyalists. This is a discussion about British ancestry.
>>58225984
reported :-----------)))))
(not really x)
Reminder that the British tax payer LITERALLY has to pay out child benefits to the children of EU workers where the parents reside in the UK but the children don't
KEK NATION
>>58225989
Interesting
>>58225902
I'm not but how can you be pure English if you have Irish ancestors?
>>58225943
>implying we aren't as big a nanny state as the UK
>>58225989
Keep it up, I like reading these.
>>58225989
Good gimmick.
Anthony blair started the academisation of schools, the marketisation of the nhs and the lax border controls we enjoy today
the blairites were the only good thing about Labour
1997-2003 was the best government this country ever had
>>58225959
Loyalty to the Spanish crown, ust giving you a hard time lad, fuck's sake, I could be insulting Mestizos without being called racist now.
Please buy this for £2
check these
Google Groups Usenet:
First post about Berlin after the wall came down:
Posted on 10/11/89:
Berlin den 10 November 1989
Unbelievable!
Incredible!
Historic!
As we sit here in West Berlin this morning, we are just discussing the news
about the wall - its open and may soon be no more!!!!
Amazing sights to see on the way to work this morning - DDR (East German)
cars on the streets, DDR citizens everywhere, traffic jams near the wall,
celebrations in the streets the whole night.
A historic day, and one to be celebrate. During the night, not only did
people cross over via the border crossings, but people also climbed over
the wall, danced on top of it (yes that's right) and a part of the wall was
even damaged. Can you picture people dancing on top of the Berlin wall?
Congratulations to the people of East Germany.
Gunter Zschoche, Michael Brady, et al
Nixdorf, Berlin
>>58226032
>KEK
Did you mean CU︃CK? Of course you did you little cuck but you let yourself be cucked by a chinese anime administrator.
>>58226038
The Anglosphere is one big nanny state, that's true. Could you give an example of the nanny state here? Never had problems with it.
>>58225990
He did. In "The Wealth of Nations", Adam Smith predicted that North America would be the center of the British empire by the year 1900. Eventually the capital would move there and it would be the main focus
>>58226074
Great drawing.
>>58225061
It's against the Highway Code and police can issue a fixed penalty notice on the spot usually a fine. Not sure how often it gets enforced but I'm sure it does depending on how bored the cops are at the time.
>>58226080
This is the day the commies won.
>>58226080
Can you find a rorkepost?
>>58225459
Peter Blood
5:06 PM GMT
>Minivan car crash and burn waiting to happen. Nature doesn't take kindly to interference from twits--no matter what religion they vomit. Bring the marshmallows.
WEW LAD
>>58226097
I know your secret
Tell me, are you a KEK?
>>58226032
That was cancelled as part of camerons re negotiation
update on the courier situation lads: turns out he left it in the shop downstairs and didn't tell me, just by chance I went down there and they had it for me, said it was sitting there for almost a week
don't panic I now have enough protein to last me a while
Women ought to be expected to seek out men just as much as men seek out women desu
>>58226131
they usually set up a post on a side street near a main road and stop people without helmets etc from what ive seen. They are very rare though
>>58226074
now draw the queen riding a swan thats flying above the stairway to heaven
>Europeans always complaining that the uk feels like it desevres special treatment in the EU
>Implying we don't
Ah yes one of the largest european economies with the largest military should be on the same level as sweden, very impressive.
CHYINA
anyone else started calling themselves british over english/irrelevant/irrelevant/irrelevant more regularly since they started posting here
Please buy this for 20p
>knives are illegal
>guns are illegal
>pepper spray is illegal
>self defense is illegal
>high-powered crossbows are totally fine
>massive fuck off swords are totally fine
me on the right
>>58226149
This is the closest I could find.
Posted 17/11/89:
Just after the Berlin Wall was opened I was speaking to someone who
came from West Berlin. Her reaction was "Oh no, all those East Germans
with their appalling accents will be coming over"
On the subject of reunification, the next day on the Today program on
BCC Radio 4 they were interviewing various "notable" people about the
situation. A very interesting comment was made by some notable Frenchman
that Germany has only ever been unified between ~1890 and 1945 and
it wasn't exactly as runaway success then.
david shepherd
INMOS ltd
>>58226124
royals are and were dumber than intellectuals and parliamentarians
>>58226230
>we have joined the Euro
>we are part of the schengen area
>>58226256
thats not a car you fucking idiot
>>58226242
I've been here 3 years now regularly.
I find myself saying 'innit sometimes IRL.
>be me, on my way to /brit/ meetup
>wearing my nicest jacket with a little >Moyes sign in my pocket
>awkwardly walk up and down the street we're supposed to be meeting at before I see a guy in a grey coat sitting down
>walk up to him very slowly, almost tiptoeing with anxiety
>rain is pelting on my head
>centimetres away from him when I cough loudly
>"C-cold out."
>he looks up suddenly shaken, he's pale as a ghost
>he starts reaching for words then looks at his table and mutters "Irish weather"
>giggle weirdly
>sit down next to him and take my phone out
>post on /brit/: "having a banterous time with the lads haha"
>over the course of an hour more people come and awkwardly approach
>spend 45 minutes discussing what we should do and looking at Google maps for places to go
>a Pakistani bloke in glasses comes walking towards us
>"hello"
>one lad smiling after his second pint, he's already dizzily smashed says "al-alright Rasheed?"
>he doesn't smile back
>we realise it's Ribena
>"why didn't you give me (You)s"
>I get up quickly scared and Poleaboo takes out a kitchen knife from his pocket and starts stabbing into one lad's neck
>>58226229
That's far too difficult. Have this.
>>58226242
>he didnt always call himself British
English is a meme identity
>>58226071
>100% English ancestry
>Loyalty to the Spanish King.
You're no Anglo pal.
>>58226267
>A little flick knife is banned
>Can order claymores online
>>58226276
>Germany has only ever been unified between ~1890 and 1945 and
it wasn't exactly as runaway success then.
lel
every member of one direction is ugly
it's like if every member of the beatles was ringo starr
>>58226140
are you stupid
What are some good exercises to help posture?
>>58226312
>One autistic paki taking down a group of white lads with ease
Sums the country up desu
Pure runts on the bus lads
>>58226322
>Calling yourself a Celt
British is the superior culture. Accept it faggots.
>Every year that Britain has more economic growth than the rest of the EU our EU contribution gets raised
Ah yes a fine for being a good country very impressive.
>>58226373
Are you?
The USSR collapsed on its own and commies spread their cultural subversion all over the Western world.
>>58226335
I looked through the thread and realized the source of this little quagmire, you have mistaken me for someone else! My comment about loyalty to the Spanish crown was my first comment in that chain! Hoho, what hi-jinks we have on /brit/.
>>58226267
>guns are illegal
Not true in the slightest
Only semi-automatic handguns are illegal in the UK
You can own rifles, shotguns, some revolvers and other weapons, it's just a massive hassle getting a licence for them.
Google Groups Usenet:
First post about the Rodney King Trials:
Posted 29/04/92:
Another all white jury from a rich neighborhood acquitting white "nice"
policemen for beating a black *non person*!! Ha! What a joke!. I'm
disgusted.
First reply, including the first reference to the 1992 LA Riots:
Posted 30/04/92:
Actually the tape was tampered with and the police never used excessive
force to arrest him! Actors were dubbed in to create that myth.
Seriously though to add more to the tragedy is that at least 5 people
were killed in the ensuing riots.
>>58226413
I was looking for the twat who claims 100% English ancestry.
Why the fuck is he still in the colonies then?
The great betrayal is 300 years past.
Who /AnotherAngryVoice/ here
chose UK when I had the choice of buying the same product being packaged in both UK and Australia
Not sure if I should do a birthday set of squats for Liz.
90KG for 9x10.
Kinda want to just do my next weight that I was meant to do.
>>58226463
cheers mate
>>58226412
the cultural subversion was a soviet tactic that was in place DURING the USSR
how the fuck were they meant to implement it after it collapsed you idiot
Going to the gym lads
Hope there's some qts
Please buy this for 10p
>>58226462
me in the radical centre
>>58226297
eternal burger no matter how you speak imo. no bad thing tho
>>58226322
if someone asks you though have you always said british? i don't really consciously identify as english but i just answer with "english" or "from england" aha
>>58226450
the internet existed in 1992?
>>58226480
and I will do it every time, count on it
>>58226403
we are the second biggest economy in the EU yet the 4th biggest budget contributor
The germans pay a disproportianate amount more than we do
>Poleaboo, now in court, appears before the Judge and jury and asks regarding the Polish girl why he was not accepted as her friend, and gets a reply: "It's because you did not be yourself." When Poleaboo searches for the origin of the voice, encountering the Polish girl herself as she berates Poleaboo for trying to become friends with someone greater than him. Poleaboo claims that all he wanted was for her to acknowledge him, show the same fondness to him as he did to her. He then goes on to ask what was wrong with wanting, wishing and chasing your desires, listing the fetishes he tried to purge himself of. The Polish girl mocks him, saying that mimicking Chads profile on facebook didn't make him Chad, but rather a cunning thief.
>Demanding to know what the judges take on all this is, Poleaboo is horrified when the jury casts a guilty verdict and the judge states his sentence: giving despair to discourage males from becoming happy or content with life in any way. The judge tells Poleaboo that he'll receive his most fitting despair as the prison gates open up and guards appear to grab Poleaboo. Poleaboo begins crying as he desperately asks what he did wrong to deserve this and where he went wrong. Ultimately, stripped of the internet access he cherished, Poleaboo is sucked into the void and once again is alone, trapped in a small cell and his mind, surrounded by pissjugs.
>>58226462
>Green
>Libertarian
Why do I keep seeing this shit
>>58226517
Not in Australia
You've barely got the internet in 2016
>>58226518
good lad
Please take this
What's for din dins lads?
Thinking of ordering in a pizza
Don't feel like cooking
>>58226489
Okay, paypal? Also, international shipping, I'll pay for shipping costs as well
>>58226450
Fucking Rodney King nigger. Fucking OJ trial was just a bone thrown to niggers so they didn't riot AGAIN.
And thanks to the OJ trial the "being black while driving" victim mentality has spread to not only niggers but all liberals and faggots.
This is what started it.
>>58226515
Colonials pretending to be British is a mutton dressed as lamb type thing.
>>58226267
>knives are illegal
how do you cut vegetables without knives
>>58226521
The Germans believe in the European project and benefit from it a lot more than we do.
Trying to say it's ok because the germans pay more money is retarded because the germans want to be in the EU and we don't.
Any of you lads been or go to one of the "big two" unis (oxbridge)??
>>58226571 might have a chip
>>58226515
Id say english if it was a welsh or scottish person and British to anyone outside of the UK desu
>>58226526
Read all of it, very good
>>58226489
That actually quite nice
I'd hang that on my wall ngl
>>58226517
Yes, but not Google
>>58226589
>>58226545
oh haha, yes very mature
i'm filled with respect for your snappy and original sense of humour
>>58226600
wow a whole chip?
I miss people posting the full lyrics to songs desu
>>58226517
The Google Groups Usenet Archives go back to 1981. Before the internet, many people sent each other electronic mail this way, and it has all been archived.
>>58226526
as unjust as Danton's trial desu
>>58226526
Not sure if this post is pro- or anti-poleaboo
Imagine in like 2050 looking back at all the 4chan archives and other archives of the internet
I wonder what people would think
The internet would probably be really shit then and overrun with Indians and Chinese
>>58226647 maybe 2(2)
>>58226649
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she doesn't have a lot to say
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day
I want to tell her that I love her a lot
But I gotta get a bellyful of wine
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah
Someday I'm going to make her mine
I'll pay you £2 to take this
>>58226589
you take them to the police station where special knife officers chop them for you
>>58226686
bit greedy
doing an analysis of Tarkovsky lads
*goes back to reading the Financial Times*
>>58226672
Don't forget Africans.
They'll probably dig up old WE WUZ KANGZ shit and start a futuristic race war.
>>58226686
Greedy bastard
>>58226459
He could be descended from recent immigrants that had no part in the revolution. To be frank I don't care much for all the "I am X% Y" talk, it's all so trivial and reeks of desperation to appear interesting. I only bring it up for the reason mentioned, to insult Mestizos for not being White without someone calling me a racist. As far as a unified language and culture, the only race White Americans can belong to is White Americans.
>>58226489
I'll buy the Cara one for 50p if you take a picture of you cumming on it.
>>58226702
would be a bit awkward to frame but sure
How do we get round the fact that, much like the Scottish vote, almost half the country will be forced against their will to go along with whatever the result of the referendum is?
When it's 51% one way and 49% the other way, is it really democracy to force the 49% to go along with the 51%? Or is it tyranny of the majority?
>>58226649
How can you see into my eyes
Like open doors?
Leading you down into my core
Where I've become so numb
Without a soul
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there
And lead it back home
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the darkness I've become
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you, all the life among the dead
(All of this I, I can't believe I couldn't see)
(Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me)
I've been sleeping a thousand years, it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
(Without a thought)
(Without a voice, without a soul)
(Don't let me die here)
(There must be something more)
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the darkness I've become
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
>>58226733
>This
Americans claiming to be Anglo is fucking bullshit.
Just be glad we let you all come here.
Because you are JF's
>>58226526
I wonder if Poleaboo will get hench in prison like Thad did.
I guess the chinks were good for something after all....
>>58226438
>Only semi-automatic handguns are illegal in the UK
no
all handguns are illegal in the UK, apart from isle of man, channel islands and norniron, where semi-auto handguns are legal
>You can own rifles
anything self-loading above .22 rimfire is forbidden so if you want an AK in 7.62x39 you have to operate the slide manually to reload after each shot
any shotgun which holds over 3 shells requires a firearms licence, whereas anything 3 and under requires just a shotgun licence, semi-auto shotguns are fine on a firearms licence
Maybe visiting a British friend soon.
Would it be a polite and friendly gesture if I brought him some Croatian sweets or wouuld it be some kind of insult as if I'm saying British candy is shit so he should eat ours instead.
You've been acting awful tough lately
Smoking a lot of cigarettes lately
But inside, you're just a little baby, oh.
It's okay to say you've got a weak spot
You don't always have to be on top
Better to be hated than loved, loved, loved for what you're not
You're vulnerable, you're vulnerable
You are not a robot
You're lovable, so lovable
But you're just troubled
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot [2x]
You've been hanging with the unloved kids
Who you never really liked and you never trusted
But you are so magnetic, you pick up all the pins
Never committing to anything
You don't pick up the phone when it ring-ring-rings
Don't be so pathetic, just open up and sing
I'm vulnerable, I'm vulnerable
I am not a robot
You're lovable, so lovable
But you're just troubled
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot [2x]
Can you teach me how to feel real?
Can you turn my power off
And let the drum beat drop?
Guess what? I am not a robot [2x]
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot [4x]
>>58226649
God damn, boy, that nigga Mac didn't never call, bruh
But I'm seeing that nigga everywhere, bruh
Dog, you know they say nigga went Hollywood and shit
Fuck that nigga, dog, OGG, fuck is a OGG? OGG, OGG, aye, bruh
I mean, you don't think that nigga really getting no money, right?
I mean, he ain't really fucking hoes, right? Well, damn
Bitch, you guessed it
Hwah, you was right
Bitch, you guessed it
Grah-grah, fuck nigga on sight
Bitch, you guessed it
Still in that place and I'm flexin'
Hwah, bitch, you guessed it
I'm still with my niggas, come and test us, OGG
Bitch you guessed it, walkin' around with extra in my pocket
Bitch, you next to us, why the fuck are you next to us?
Bitch, you should come test us
I seen what you rockin' and bitch you can't dress with us
Seen what yo' bitch looked like
And nigga, I wasn't impressed or nothin'
Fuck nigga, come and talk it out
Fuck nigga, we ain't talkin' it out
What the fuck we finna talk about?
All we know is that Mula, Benjis, Franklins
And that Guala, Fetti with us
Bunch of young niggas
Bunch of them bitches
All in they whip, lickin' on titties
Runnin' my check up, I think I'm with Nike, I'm sprintin'
Sheesh, y'all couldn't hear me?
Bitch, you guessed it!
You was motherfuckin right!
Bitch, you guessed it
Hwah, you was right
Bitch, you guessed it
Grah-grah, fuck nigga on sight
Bitch, you guessed it
Still in that place and I'm flexin'
Hwah, bitch, you guessed it
I'm still with my niggas, come and test us, OGG
would it work?
>>58226796
wee bit creepy tbf (to be frank)
>>58226462
>saying UKIP is more of the stuff you don't like just because you don't like UKIP
I'd say UKIP is one of the, if not the, most libertarian party in the British political sphere. I only hesitate to say most libertarian because I have no idea what Plaid Cymru's politics are. The only thing that isn't libertarian about it is muh migrants.
>>58226793
>hench
I don't understand this word
>>58226831
Aww your so cute and autistic.
I'd bum you in a second.
>>58226585
>food analogies
hehe
>>58226602
i always make sure to ask norn irish where they're from to see if i can be friends with em, can't abide by traitors desu
>>58226769
Kako možeš gledati u moje oči
Kao otvorena vrata
Koja te vode u moju nutrinu
Gdje sam postala tako tupa
Bez duše
Moj duh spava negdje gdje je hladno
Dok ga ne nađeš tamo
I odvedeš ga doma
(PROBUDI ME)
Probudi me iznutra
(NE MOGU SE PROBUDITI)
Probudi me iznutra
(SPASI MEEEEEEEE)
Zazovi moje ime i spasi me od mraka
>>58226831
He'll be quite glad for the Croat sweets.
Ask him if he recommends any British sweets straight after just in case.
You don't even have to buy them if you don't like them.
>>58226649
Wait two secs, let me spark this zoot
My niggas, they don't tark, they shoot
Roll up slow, then I park that coupe
And the game got fucked by the darkskin yout
Oh well, should've been watching
He was gone by the time that they clocked him
#MERKY, #SKENGMAN
What's the last one? Yeah, #PROBLEM
They should've stopped him, I don't run out of bars
Just like Chip, I don't run out of bars
Walk in the rave , put the glass to your face
Look, I make fuckboys run out of bars
Big 45 might bun out your clart
No safety, that might dun out your dance
Knock on your door like oi rudeboy, look
Forget the hype, just come out the yard
See the lightskin girls used to cuss me
Now the lightskin girls, they love me
Word to J Hus, man are ugly
But this rap ting's sick, man, trust me
Nobody can't claim that they buss me
Cuh man was out there on a fuckery
Plus we don't even tark too much
That's the reason why your girl wanna fuck me
I don't really care about your friend
Bare likkle fish never been on the ends
Yeah, you go hard but we go harder
You shut down but nigga, I leng
You turn up but nigga, I rep
Why do man love getting me vexed?
Here for the lightskin girl with the big bumper
And the black bredrin with the breasts
Google Groups Usenet:
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>>58226831
No, that would be a nice present.
>>58226831
>Would it be a polite and friendly gesture
yes
fuck im ACTUALLY going skating now lads
read you all later
>>58226848
what is that toilet paper made out of, mithril?
>>58226891
Built
>>58226896
FOY
>>58226914
>>58226935
>>58226936
thanks lads
>>58226922
Everyting blessed, what's your name?
Where you from? Roll up, grab your girl, then I'm gone
Why do they wanna know what I'm on?
Get one chance, one chance and it's gone
Man go down, put amm in a bong
This go down on the man at the front
Nigga, stay there, stop tagging along
So if you got a BET, bring it out
Oh, you don't? Shut your mouth
Man just chat shit, ack up the mout
Know where I come from, I'm from the south
Fuck out my house, peak when I press play
Niggas go gym but they're missing out leg day
My worst days are some of your best days
Punch a grime MC off his segway, pussyhole
Don't make me slap you
Look, like, wait till I catch you
Look, man are like "that's that black yout"
Went Jools Holland in my tracksuit
Rep for the scene like yeah man, I had to
Just run a sick beat I can rap to
Everybody calm down, it's a tracksuit
What the fuck, man? I ain't gonna stab you
Look, I don't wanna argue
But if you talk shit, man'll par you
Look at the size of my fist, I will spark you
I'm the grime scene's Lukaku
6'5" black guy, mad fly, put me up top
Man down, everybody down when I buss shots
Jump onstage, bare rage when my dub drop
You did grime for a sec, then you fucked off
Rap boys hate me cuh I do grime
Grime boys hate me cuh I do rap
>>58226856
They're basically Welsh SNP but the Welsh basically vote Tories/Labour most of the time. Nationalism in Wales is not a huge issue.
>>58226825
>so if you want an AK in 7.62x39 you have to operate the slide manually to reload after each shot
FUCKING CAMERON'S POLICE STATE THIS IS TO FAR
women can tell when you've had a wank recently lads
>>58226922
ty
>>58226963
np qt
>>58226831
What sweets are you going to bring him?
>>58226974
That's a lie.
I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
I go on too many dates [chuckle]
But I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this music
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna be alright."
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
I never miss a beat
I'm lightning on my feet
And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
I'm dancing on my own (dancing on my own)
I make the moves up as I go (moves up as I go)
And that's what they don't know, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't know, mmm-mmm
But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop grooving
It's like I got this music
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna be alright."
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
:)
>>58226930
really neat tbqh....
>>58226968
Good youts hate me cuh I'm too cruddy
Bad youts hate me cuh I don't trap
Fake youts hate me cuh I'm too real
And the real youts hate me cuh I don't act
Well, um...
Suck your mum, yeah, go and do that
My name's Michael, Big Stormz
I like peng tings, I like porn
I've got a 16 bar full of corn
I breathe fire every time I yawn
Stormzy's this, Stormzy's that
Stormzy's blick, Stormzy's black
Stormzy's hairline's going way back
But I still fuck your girl, go and retweet that little nigga, yo
Man are saying that I blew up too fast
Man are saying that I came up too quick
Rudeboy, look on the YouTube, darg
Mandem are putting in the graveyard shift
Dem man there straight wash
Brudda, don't blame me, go and blame God
Every MC wan' try and take shots
Tell 'em boy there hard work pays off
Anyway, everybody wanna do grime now
Real talk, let's not lie now
Yeah, look brudda, this my house
That's my laptop, that's my sound
That's my people, that's my crowd
That's my kingdom, that's my crown
Look, one phone call, man'll fly around
I lay one vocal then I sign out, anyway
Go Bluejays for a lunch and a brekky
Make that thing bu-bu-bang like Fekky
Got mad still with the ting, I'm TECCy
Onstage, go back to back with Skeppy
>>58226856
True
But people here think that if you think immigration has any negative effects and/or you want to lower it then you're a massive authoritarian fascist nazi tory cunt
TAKE THIS. PLEASE
>>58226997
No, it's true, especially if you're still holding your cum sock
(still find that concept weird)
This is your time to pay,
This is your figment day,
We made a sacrifice,
And now we get to take your life.
We shoot without a gun,
We'll take on anyone,
It's really nothing new,
It's just a thing we like to do.
You better get ready to die,
You better get ready to kill,
You better get ready to run,
Cause here we come,
You better get ready to die!
Your life is over now,
Your life is running out,
When your time is at an end,
Then it's time to kill again,
We cut without a knife,
We live in black and white,
You're just a parasite,
Now close your eyes and say good-night.
You better get ready to die,
You better get ready to kill,
You better get ready to run,
Cause here we come,
You better get ready to die!
Get ready to die!
Get ready to die!
Been a long time coming,
Now you better get running,
And you better get ready to die!
>>58227018
What are Australian women like?
>>58226972
MARS triggers are UK legal.
Google them.
>>58226781
That being said, White American culture is definitely Anglo. You might not say it's British or English, but it is in the Anglosphere. The reason we are such close allies is because, even after the revolution, we still have more in common than we do with anyone else outside the commonwealth.
>>58226825
>all handguns are illegal in the UK
Not true 2bh
200mg of Tramadol. Feeling quite comfy and relaxed. Mind's a little sleepy, but no real desire to nap.
Will try 250mg next time.
>>58226998
nice
>>58227056
>triggers
no thank you, shitlord
Was a sunny day in a Munich stadium
All the beer in Munich cant console them
As Oliver hit the turf
It was English footballs birth
It was there biggest loss since 1931
England 5 germany1
Michael Owen is number 1
Beckenbauer and Voller thought they d seen it all
Steven Michael Emile and golden balls
Running rings round you there was nothing
You could do England's glory
We changed the story
Now where pulling
England 5 Germany 1
Michael Owen is number 1
We got a Swede called Sven Gor Eriksson
Bobby Moor is now David Beckham
So Germany rip where the golden age to be our time has come
There on the run its time for victory
>>58227042
Just put some baby powder in there. It'll be k.
>>58227021
When I'm on the ball, I'm cool like Messi
Man just talk, don't talk, be steady
Tell 'em that I'm down for the war, I'm ready
Them man change circles, they're... wait
Them man just wanna rap like me
Put their city on the bat like me
Creps on my feet, yeah, they're white like Cons
But the car that I drive, that's black like me
Man can't call me cold or more
Cuh I'm past that, when I'm on the track, I freeze
Them man there spit ammy and bud but
None of them don't spit crack like me like
Me vs. you don't make no sense
Might go gym, might go get hench
I go in, I go intense
In year 8, I was like 5'10"
But anyway, fuck that
Used to roll through the ends in my rucksack
Me and Mermz got caught but we bussed that
Touch one of my mandem, you get touched back
But fuck that, Stormzy man, I go sick
No, I ain't calling man for no brick
Know about 40 man that hold sticks
So no, I ain't warring man for no chick
Please don't call me senpai, you're not Flipz
Ask that Morley's man for more chips
It's not just cameramen that hold clips, shit
Kill 'em with the skengman sound
Skengman flow, skeng man down
What's your postcode? Send man round
10 man up, 10 man down
Wait, wait, kill 'em with the skengman sound
Skengman flow, skeng man down
[Bars from "Nigo Duppy"]
Look, I put my city on my shoulders
You ain't cold, I'm cold, I'm the coldest
Put my Adidas creps with my Nigo top, you can't get this yet, man are jokers
Yeah look, I made a tune with Nick Jonas
They said I sold out, that's bogus
I do a Fire in the Park, 3 million views, now it's album time and I focus
Look man, I'm the one they all fear
I was the man of the year last year
Now I'm the man of the year for the second year straight, like nobody don't compare
And now I'm sitting on the top and I'm looking straight down like, hold on is anybody there?
Shut down Malia, shut down Iceland, oh my god this shit's not fair
Look man, I was on the roads when Dizzee made Stop Dat
You're not a badboy, stop that
>>58226972
not really lad this was bought in in 1987 after the hungerford massacre
>Why yes I am a UK libertarian
>Who shoud I vote for?
>Ahh yes - the Green Party!
>>58227055
american women who say cunt a lot
>>58226649
[Verse 1: Ghetts]
You don't wanna see me when it's midnight
I'll flick my flick knife, shank him 6 times
I ain't ramping, I run up in a camp with a gun up in my pants
Last man standing
Come through blasting a magnum
Kill more than half of your mandem
Everybodies targets I'm blasting at random
I'm like bag dem, put em in a casket and dash dem
I won't stop till everybody's yards are abandoned
I got niggas from Plaistow, Stratford
Ilford, Barking and Dagenham
I'm the one starting the action
Just to spark a reaction
Can't stay calm in a clash, man
Suck your mum ain't something I can take
I caught a nigga skylarking and acting
And started barking and ramping
[Hook: Ghetts](x2)
I buss 1, buss 2, buss 3
I buss 4, buss 5, buss 6
I buss 7, buss 8, buss 9
I buss 10, I buss skeng
[Verse 2: Devlin]
From barking in Dagenham aged 13
Seen some grimey streets where kids decide to squeeze
Flick knife up your sleeve, metal pipe in your jeans
Flick knife in your spleen, metal pipe in your teeth
The grimier streets outside of the East
And I'll iron out a crease if you're lying through your teeth
I'm not trying to be beat, have you flying out your seat
When they're firing the heat, have you lying in a heap
I'm from Dagenham D block where crack and B shots
Are moving like rocks in slingshots
I feel like I'm living in Fort Knox, where big Glocks
Release more shots and leave you with more than sore spots
Youll be lucky if you get your jaw rocked and jewellery pawned off
Your bird gets slapped and storms off
Tell him "you're a pussy, you was born soft"
I'll be in the back of the motor when it pulls off
>>58227100
In where?
>>58226996
Just some chocolates, we mostly make chocolates.
>>58227104
Peng tings on my WhatsApp
Yeah they love when I drop that
Niggas still ask where'd I cop that
Jump in a new shaped Coupe then I dropped that
Face is bait so I drop back
Watched MCs wanna beg for their spot back
>>58227120
Sounds like my kind of girl. I'll be swimming over with the lads to check it out
so glad Rob Brydon is hosting Would I Lie To You these days if I'm honest
>>58227074
I agree with this but the problem is the Yanks coming to this thread and going "lads" and "lass" it's a little bit annoying to see JFs do this.
>>58227056
>MARS triggers
That's the shirt thing right?
Bloody feminists
With St George in my heart keep me English
With St George in my heart I pray
With St George in my heart keep me English
Keep me English till my dying day
No surrender, no surrender, no surrender to the Taliban
>why yes, i do think white males are treated as second class citizens in the west despite a plethora of factual evidence that proves otherwise
>There are literally people voting to stay in the EU because they DON'T want paki immigration
Ah yes can't wait for Muhammed Abdul the """"""german""""" to immigrate here once he gets his EU passport.
>>58227121
ty
>>58227135
are the two of you going to do hanky panky?
Life is a waterfall
we're one in the river
and one again after the fall
swimming through the void
we hear the word
we lose ourselves
but we find it all....
cause we are the ones that want to play
always want to go
but you never want to stay
and we are the ones that want to choose
always want to play
but you never want to lose
aerials, in the sky
when you lose small mind
you free your life
life is a waterfall
we drink from the river
then we turn around and put up our walls
swimming through the void
we hear the word
we lose ourselves
but we find it all...
cause we are the ones that want to play
always want to go
but you never want to stay
and we are the ones that want to choose
always want to play
but you never want to lose
aerials, in the sky
when you lose small mind
you free your life
aerials, so up high
when you free your eyes eternal prize
aerials, in the sky
when you lose small mind
you free your life
aerials, so up high
when you free your eyes eternal prize
think i might become a famous musician lads
>>58227128
In the sock, it helps in making it not stink like a million dead babies.
so apparently loads of fruit and vegetables get thrown away by farmers because the agricultural industry has impossible beauty standards for produce
what if i bought up all that alternatively attractive produce and sold it as a novelty?
>>58227111
How aren't Greens libertarian?
>>58227120
>>58227141
THE KATERINGGG SHOOWWW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnbtRiLamsw
They're amazing
Need more karen
>>58227181
No ty, nothing is going to make me start using a cum sock, not even your pro tips.
>plethora
>>58227135
They look tasty. Bring me some too, please. x
>>58227174
yes I'm going to melt the chocolate on his balls and lick it off him
>>58227149
This.
Would prefer it if Yanks/Aussies/Canucks just be themselves rather than desperately trying to fit in by appropriating Britishness.
It's why I prefer the Japs, South Americans, Spanish, East Europeans tbqh. They aren't interested in being accepted.
>>58227135
Let's be real here, how many of you would bum Croatialad in an instant?
so how do I go about getting a gun in England without joining a club?
Circumventing circuses
lamenting in process
to visible police
prescence sponsored fear
batallions of riot police
with rubber bullet kisses
baton courtesy
service with a smile
Beyond the staples center you can see america
with it's tired poor avenging disgrace
peaceful loving youth against the brutality
of plastic existence
pushing little children
with their fully automatics
they like to push the weak around
pushing little children
with their fully automatics
they like to push the weak around
round, round
A rush of words
pleading to disperse
upon your naked walls, alive
A political call
the fall guy accord
we can't afford to be neutral on a moving train
Beyond the staples center you can see america
with it's tired poor avenging disgrace
peaceful loving youth against the brutality
of plastic existence
pushing little children
with their fully automatics
they like to push the weak around
pushing little children
with their fully automatics
they like to push the weak around
A deer dance, invitation to peace
war staring you in the face, dressed in black
with a helmet, fierce
trained and appropriate for the malcontents
for the disproportioned malcontents.
The little boy smiled, it'll all be well
The little boy smiled, it'll all be well
Pushing little children
with their fully automatics
they like to push the weak around
Pushing little children
with their fully automatics
they like to push the weak around
Push the weak around
Push the weak around
Push the weak around
They like to push the weak around.
accidentally took a shit on the floor, thought nothing of it and just sprayed loads of frebreeze on it thinking it'l be ok.
mums house reeks now lads
>>58227237
very good
>plethora
Me loading my handgun which I own in the UK legally.
>>58227261
Be a farmer
>>58227056
>Google them
I googled "MARS trigger" and got taken to pic related.
>>58227261
you don't
doubt they'd let you own a gun iah
You need to live in germany for 8 years and learn german to get german citizenship, there is no fast track for refugees.
Is there any evidence to show that after all of that, in a high gdp per capita, hdi and low unemployment nation they will suddenly all move to the UK?
oh wait? there isn't? - Brilliant!
We currently have a below replacement birth rate
If the birth rate stays the same and you want your standard of living to stay the same or increase we need immigration - see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic_crisis_of_Russia
Now personally I will be voting to stay in the EU as I'd prefer this immigration and labour force top up to come from eastern and southern europeans - see: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/european-immigrants-contribute-5bn-to-uk-economy-but-non-eu-migrants-cost-118bn-9840170.html
They are european, christians, net contributors to the economy and are more likely to move back home eventually - less pension and healthcare cost
If you'd prefer for this immigration to come from india, pakistan and china then by all means voting to leave the EU is in your best interest
>>58227186
They won't let me buy hand guns
>>58227269
frebreeze is for curtains m8
oust is for shit
>>58226971
Why is that? Certainly they have as much claim to the "ANGLOS AREN'T CELTS REEEE" argument as the Scots and Irish and certainly more than Cornwall. Was it pogromed out of them?
>>58227026
If you're worried about women, a woman will probably conform to a man when moved away from other women. If you're worried about men, leftists make poor friends anyways. I wear my Trump affiliation on my sleeve and I don't get any real trouble over it.
>>58227261
If you want to only own a shotgun you need to be a farmer.
A rifle forget about it.
>>58227224
I can't bring too much in or Nige will arrest me for smuggling.
>>58227321
>shitting on the curtains
Here we come
Follow me inside
Take it slow
Feel it grow
'Til our tongue's tied
Let me know
And we can redefine
Statement low, overflow
'Til we cross the line
I don't want this dream to end
I won't try to comprehend
Can hear when we both descend
Dancing with your ghost again
I'm high and I can't come down
There's nothing but you around
Let me go, while I dance with your ghost now
Dancing with your ghost again
Let me go, go, go, go, go, go
Let me go, go, go, go, go, go
Let me go, while I dance with your ghost now
Woo
Woo
Woo
Dancing with your ghost now
Woo, oh, oh
Woo, oh
Woo
Woo, oh, oh, oh
Woo
Empty streets, it's just you and I
Cigarettes, silhouettes
'Til I free you
The air is cold and I can see my breath
Take my hand, understand
I still need you
I don't want this dream to end
I won't try to comprehend
Can hear when we both descend
Dancing with your ghost again
I'm high and I can't come down
There's nothing but you around
Let me go, while I dance with your ghost now
Dancing with your ghost now
Let me go, go, go, go, go, go
Let me go, go, go, go, go, go
Let me go, while I dance with your ghost now
Woo
Woo
Woo
Dancing with your ghost now
On the train home lads
>>58227254
Ex British Colonies: WOT WOT GUVNA MATE LOVE THE QUEEN WOT PIP PIP CHEERIO LASS BAGPIPES
Tradition JF's: Respectful of British Culture while being friendly and joining in.
What happened in a few hundred years of separation?
>Why yes good sir! Indeed, the Anglosphere is better together and is certainly a most gracious union of white people.
>>58227186
Except for dude weed how ARE the greens libertarian?
What are their thoughts on nationalisation?
gun laws?
self defence laws?
Income tax?
>>58227261
we know this is you poleaboo
>handgun which I own in the UK legally.
>>58227301
but I'm a paki
>>58227306
I read Dunblane only banned handguns
>>58227311
>You need to live in germany for 8 years and learn german to get german citizenship,
So they all come here in 8 years
>Is there any evidence to show that after all of that, in a high gdp per capita, hdi and low unemployment nation they will suddenly all move to the UK?
The calais migrant camps.
>>58227269
wife's son did this once
>this fucking hat poster
They never expected this like a black man driving a black cab
I'm in the driving seat they're at the back senpai
I've got my city on my back senpai
It planned out never planned it
Man stand out by being outstanding
Woah, I'm living the brum life i'm on grime from sundown to sunrise
So don't say a word
I had my old girl stressing my new girl I had to have a word
The word's getting round that man are getting round so i get what i want out of a word
Put Dapz On The Map on a verse, it's a rap like I slowed down the track when I spat
Man run the road
Without being 'road'
The only thing you're running is laps
Me and my niggas be the public figures that win
Run the town without having to sprint
I treat every day like the 29th of Feb
Brum town celeb
I write tunes while others write tweets
I dream big while others just sleep
Far from froggy when I leap like Kermit the frog, ribbit
Still got some of that '09 spirit
Just more calm and calculated with it
I'll spin an MC, then have the DJ spin it
Then spin it back
If i ain't with my brothers then i'm with my brothers
Everyone's got everyone's back
Them man are dying to know how we're living
Hating how everyone's loving off man
You know like that
>>58227338
There are certain places you could hide them.
>>58227149
Lass is a bit forced but I find it cheeky. Lads is fine, lad is a phrase that is used in America with heavy irony like how we use it here. It seems like a silly thing to get worked up about in a general made for banter, you should presume anything that annoys you is done for a laff.
>>58227334
I believe it has something to do with the fact England/Wales have been one state [The Kingdom Of England And Wales] for much longer. Also there aren't many bloody rebellions or waxing patriotic films about Wales. Certainly there are a few cases of Anti-English sentiment, but to me it seems like Welsh people consider themselves closer to English people than the Irish/Scots.
>>58227026
My English m8 said people always give out that he must be a BNP supporter since he's voting leave
>>58227389
Calais migrant camps are about 4 thousand people - 0.7% of last years total immigration, hardly enough to sway someones mind on the EU referendum
Also none of the people in the calais migrant camps are EU citizens you absolute mongoloid, none of them have been living in germany for 8 years
>>58227170
Blame propaganda that has mindfucked people to the point they think that if Nige is anti-EU he must be pro-commonwealth and will turn the UK Muslim. The things that go on in the minds of "independent" swing voters are absurd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSKT1DSrqhk
me on the force yesterday
