desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/: 4/20 edition
Smoke weed everyday-Snoop Dogg
invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans and Burmese (if they want) + Diaspora + People with desi blood + (full blood) AmerINDIANS + Gypsies + west INDIANs + INDOchinese people + INDOnesians + people from the INDIAN ocean + speakers of INDO-european languages +Tibetans
Welcome: anyone else but.....
Not Welcome: Pakis, P*njabis, Gjjews, Kallu Mallus, Bhaiyyas, Bongs, Chinks
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDuVoOA29MQ
>>58193519
1st for preity zinta
im still high as fuck xddd
too late
>>58193535
>>58193535
>>58193535
>implying you can get weed in india/pakistan
fuck out of here op
>>58193712
You can get it in Bangladesh
>>58193519
White pussy belongs to BIG DRAVIDIAN LUND.
>>58193712
>implying you can get weed in india/pakistan
>burger education
I never tasted curry. But everyone says Indians smell curry. Given that I can't smell curry or an Indian, could you approximately describe this scent?
>>58197007
Just make some curry.
>>58197183
I'm not a cook.
WE
>>58197329
You don't need to be one, just follow directions.
>int is super shit, much more shit than I remember
>it's the same threads every day with the same generals
>it's literally re d d it tier (and I literally browse that shit now)
>>58199886
hello sikh cunt, how are you
>>58200513
A FUCKING LEAF
F
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C
K
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L
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A
F
>>58200602
>roleplaying
I got some rope for you
>>58199886
>that pic
Why do Pakis (and to certain extent Indian Muslims) have such delusions of grandeur? I have couple of muzzie friends, 1 claims to be of a very important syed clan and claims that he still has ancestral land in Iran. The other one is a kashmiri and claims his mother's side was a very high caste Kashmiri Bhramin and his father's ancestors were great pashtun kings of Afghanistan.
>>58200513
4chan has an inferiority complex about reddit. Literally every day people talk about reddit this, reddit that. Why?
>>58197007
>never had curry
Have u ever eaten any Indian food before (Indian cocks don't count)?
>>58200654
le boogeyman shit, check r/4chan and you'll see that people frequent here all the time
4chan is only marginally better because of immediate accessibility and interaction, reddit is a mess but has some good parts
some subreddits are more pol than pol desu
>>58193613
such a lad desu
>>58200634
Lack of any culture because their countries history begins in 1947.
>>58200976
>Lack of any culture because their countries history begins in 1947
Well so does India's in that sense.
Why do pakis say they have "brotherly relations" with other countries?
Do they view their country as a male? It explains a lot if they do.
>>58201586
It's brotherly relations because they're always getting beat up by their older brothers.
summoning paki shitposter
>>58201626
>yfw you realize that Pakistan is a day older to India
>>58201731
see >>58201586
respond
>>58201586
Politics ain't my thing. Maybe it's a Muslim thing. Muslim refers to everyone
they hold dear as brother.
ded thread
Shpa pa khair!
Night, desifriends
>>58203189
lewanaya mung desi neyu
>>58196026
>That kid
>dravidian
>>58203189
lund chuus mera bakrichod <3
>>58203267
Nu makhu day "desifriends" ta shpa pa khair oway. Mata pata da
che pukhtana desi nade.
>>58203311
puhezham, am dase pe mazaq mwley
so hard to understand and read without using those fancy romanized letters desu
shpa pe khair
>>58203275
He is a kallu mallu.
>>58204062
looks kallu but he ain't mallu
>>58204095
Uh... ok dude I literally stole it off my facebook feed.
>>58204143
2bh the grill probably mistook him for a BBC African Bull
>>58204494
>>58204143
I want you to write BIG in the comments for the picture and post results with names and shit blocked out pham
>>58204517
I'm not going to comment BIG on some kid's photo that I've never even met.
>>58204609
Ah ok, you made it seem like you knew him.
Also, I would if I was you. Whats the worst that could happen?
Just say 'sorry breh, thout u were sum1 else xD"
>>58204671
I think the other pic was from instagram actually
>>58204757
Yep, definitely a kallu mallu
Taking the bus while high as fuck has to be one of the scariest things I've ever done.
>>58204898
Where did you go?
>>58204898
Try driving on the highway during torrential downpour pussy.
>>58204950
Took the bus all the way to Bangladesh.
>>58204963
While baked out of your gourd.
If I wasn't clear.
>>58204950
I was smoking at a friend's house. She picked us up and when I had to go back home it was by bus. Being surrounded by strangers all the time instead of friends made it really bad.
>>58204757
sorry that lightin made him appear like he was marathi or something this guy is a BBM (big black mallu)
>>58204985
Is she hot? Can I sponsor her to be my wife?
Also why not call a cab or ask her for a ride you cheapo?
>>58204757
>dat colour choice
are you well, kutta?
>>58204963
>Try driving on the highway during torrential downpour pussy.
literally everyone does this
>>58205079
At night while high as fuck without your lights on.
>>58204963
>>58204982
Eh after this experience I don't think I'll smoke for awhile
>>58205030
Oh yes she is, her body is very nice. Curvy, great ass and tits. Not really ready to settle down yet.
>Also why not call a cab or ask her for a ride you cheapo?
I was being a cheapo, plus she was high too so she couldn't drive.
>>58205095
>bragging about being a haram khor hippie
>>58205157
Call my Imam I don't give a fuck.
>>58205112
Post pics, I'd like to change her mind about not settling down.
Desi or white? Why didn't your nigra gf join you? Are you chatting on her? I finna tell on you m8
>>58205196
If you were Hindu I would've gone Akhand Bharat all on your ass but you're a musulman so you're out of my jurisdiction
>>58205069
No, I am pretty sure I'm mentally disabled
Almost every rune is cock and balls
ದೇ
ദേ
ଦେ
దే
>>58205196
ex muzzies like you need to be genocided
cant wait till trump kicks you out so i can organize a lynch mob waiting at the airport in pakistan for all the ex muzzies coming back from america
>>58205222
>Why didn't your nigra gf join you?
Wasn't willing to skip class for the day.
>Are you chatting on her?
I assume you mean cheating. And no, I'm not.
>>58205222
>>58205321
Forgot her pic, fuck.
>>58205300
look at the Shiva Lingam, m8
*awaits your gasp*
>>58205300
We love penis almost as much as you do, Sweden.
>>58205341
Post pics of her gaping asshole
>>58205306
>implying I wouldn't just got kaneda
>>58205341
T H I C C
brehs.......
>>58205341
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
Lads I hate university. Should I just fly to India and become a beggar?
>>58205380
Afraid I don't have one
>>58205414
>>58205423
Here's a more closer pic
>>58205485
>buy acreage in NW
>farm
>live off the land
>>58205500
mmm, tits looked padded in the other picture.
How's the face game?
>>58205485
Thought about joining the navy?
>>58205500
who's the lad in bg?
>>58205500
W E W L A D
I need a thick girl in my life.
>tfw no white girl to cuck with my BDC
>>58205500
Tell her there's a brown desi in Canada who will give her refuge once trump is elected.
She's probably a liberal if she hangs out with you
>>58205519
>>58205541
This means having to do work... JUST
Why is life so hard, why can't I just mooch off someone for the rest of my life?
>>58205528
>How's the face game?
Decent, has some bad teeth tho.
>>58205555
I think that's her gay friend.
>>58205596
1. have arranged marriage with an uggo mallu doc
2. green card in exchange for your mooching
walla
>>58205596
>Get on welfare for few years, don't spend it.
>convert it into INR
>make smart investments and watch money grow
>>58205584
K got it.
>She's probably a liberal if she hangs out with you
she's more liberal than me. Except when it comes to guns.
>>58205637
>>58205667
Great ideas friends. Although the trophy husband thing sounds good to me.
>>58205740
>trophy husband thing sounds good to me.
flips do it all the time, m8
>>58205700
Tell her I love guns too and lots of hunting land where I live. I am also down with the thickness
>>58205740
No, you'll get the ugliest bottom of barrel grills that way.
>>58205769
Are you tall? She'll only date those that are 5'10 and taller with a few exceptions.
>>58205802
redpill on grills
>vag
>boobs
>arse
if they have all these three things you are set, the rest is really russian roulette m8
>>58205822
6'2"
Also why? Sounds vain
>>58205769
Do you have your PAL?
>>58205869
Don't know, just her preference. She's kinda short herself tho. Like 5ft
>>58205862
Not if you're gonna spend the rest of your life with them. Why dont you just marry a double amputee who is also blind.
>>58205876
Yeah, got it recently. Gun also on order
>>58205893
Did you hit it yet?
>>58205940
We fooled around a couple times actually.
>>58205990
>mfw this ugly balding manlet bangla is fucking chicks left and right and I am a kissless, habdholdless, hugless, lookless ubermensch. I have literally never a touched a pussy because I was born in a C section.
JUST
>>58206073
>I have literally never a touched a pussy because I was born in a C section.
Don't blame it on that we're not all like you
>>58206073
I'm not balding. And I've only had sex with 3 girls in my life.
>Born in a c section
Uh, so was I.
Bro, you can do it, just stop being an autist and JUST DO IT
>>58206179
>stop being an autist
How?
>>58206099
What makes the Bengalis so much better than the common folks? Is it the unlimited charisma from being so creative with their mind? Or is the almost natural and timeless good looks that seems to have been passed down from the times of Mithunda?
>>58206179
Enough! No need to make a mockery of my life
Is Randeep Hooda a meme actor or legit?
I liked him in OUATIM
>>58206278
eating fish and being rude all the time
guess what time it is
REAL
BANGLA
>>58206594
you're supposed to say bangla damn it
you ruined the chain :(
>>58206536
>being rude all the time
Is this a thing?
>>58206604
HOURS
>>58200513
>replying 5 hrs later
Wew. I'm fine I suppose. Who are you?
Yeah, /int/ has devolved further into /b/ and /s4s/ territory. Don't know if it's better or worse since this board is pointless to begin with.
>>58205893
>preference for tall guys
>is a womanlet herself
Every time.
>>58206073
Just bee yourself.
>>58206623
people in kolkata are loud and nosy, when i grew up there we would have very minimal manners in daily discourse
also we talk unnecessary politics all the time
help me get a gf pls fellow bdbros :(
>>58206754
just b urself
>>58206754
just b urself
>>58206777
thanks for the ''''''''''''''''''original comment'''''''''''''''''
>>58206754
>>58206639
afg
yes int really really sucks, probably because it's so large now
how are you with life and all m8?
>>58206862
U u u u
>>58206862
post face
>>58206878
>posting my face onto nu /b/]
if you're the same fit bengalibro you've already seen me
>>58206894
I literally haven't seen you actually, although i obviously know who you are
>nu /b/
We're not that bad, people don't get ebun doxed on here
Also my dog shook my hands and stood still on camera for the first time ever on Monday
>>58206937
>skips leg day
Everytime. Why do you curlbros try so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter?
>>58206937
still /fit/ af man, mirin
at least I'll be going to the gym this summer
and nah you've seen me
>>58206876
feelsbadman, this place was better before
all good things end
>>58206937
also I meant that /int/ changed quite a bit, at least compared to 2-3 years ago
>>58206974
>doing legs
>MMXI + 5
shiggy diggy ding dong diddly doodly billabong surfwear
>>58206981
thanks m8. to be honest I haven't or at least i don't remember but ok.
Are you in college
>>58207035
So literally for looks. What a damn waste.
Every single fitbro desi looks and dresses like you.
Thats a nice dog. Some Husky mix?
>>58207035
you probably don't remember then
ye finishing up uni soon, you? time flies by too fast desu
>>58207079
>So literally for looks. What a damn waste.
m8 i was kidding ofc i do legs, i play soccer on the weekdays
>every single fitbro desi looks and dresses like you
I'd be lying if i denied this LOL. whatever, my fianceé says she likes it so who cares.
>That obscenely buttoned down dress shirt
My ESSHTYLE
>dog
She's mostly husky with minimal german shep
>>58207094
what you gonna major in?
>me
I'm working man, graduated from postgrad almost three years ago, been working about that much time as well
>>58207131
I'm gonna be done this summer, degree in biochem/biomed
trying to do a masters next year but idk desu
you work in medical law right?
>>58207145
>biochem/biomed
Will you go into the research line, assuming that since youre doing a masters and not an MD.
What about pharmacy school or whatever? It seems like you wanna work in big pharm or biotech
>>58207145
>you work in medical law right?
pharm law but yea almost the same thing
>>58207172
>research
I worked in research over the summer and hated it, lab jobs are boring af man. I'm gonna do a masters and then go for med school or optometry school.
If I could get a job at a big pharma comp I would.
>>58207194
shieet does it pay well?
>>58207222
>optopmetry school
thats good, there's good money and demand for that
Yeah lab jobs are dogshit
If you wanna go into big pharma, you gotta get your biomed/tech related PhD at a good school.
>does it pay well
Decently well, I'm getting payed a lot more now than from my last year
>>58207239
I know some masters/phd students and their faces have JUST written all over it. Wish I could just win the lottery or something lel.
>>58207286
Thata what I don't like abiut medicine. You are cucked into doing postgrad if you want to get a job.
>>58207286
yeah doing a PhD is a very shit idea IMO, you have to be the best of the best to do that
Best idea is to just get an MD and become some sort of doctor after specialization or just become a PA.
Easy option, lots of demand and pay
Rip Chyna
*pours a 40*
>>58207707
Did something happen in Vancover?
>>58207824
Wahey!
The WWF diva in case you didn't know
>>58206258
Go outside, join a club, do some activity.
>>58207707
>tfw I've seen her porn
>>58207944
>tfw you'll never blow her clit
>>58207980
>tfw you will never see her do a pov video of her fucking a black man with a 10 inch diamond hard cock while insulting you and your pathetic 3 inch dick
>>58208038
;_;7
>>58206754
ask ur mom
>>58177762
fuck off faggit, https://www.reddit.com/r/indiangirls/comments/4eqzhg/shes_perfect/
>>58209325
RAW
A
W
>>58209325
>>58209723
you are back after yesterday's gaffe!
>>58209829
As if I will post my pic
>>58209918
OKAY
>>58206777
GFTO Only men and kusare allowed on /desi/
>>58210090
LEAF
E
A
F
>>58210090
Omg I'm scared omg guys it's illegal
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK OFF
>>58210254
>>58210199
We knew it was fake when u posted "...</3"
Do u know this guy or was it some random?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx6ouNfqg5w
>>58210316
I don't know him I thought Khan is Irani name and searched and got this guy
>>58210351
>I don't know him I thought Khan is Irani name and searched and got this guy
LOL
Irani names end in "-pour" like Amanpour, or "-zadeh" or "-i" like Tehrani.
Khan is Afghan/paki
>>58210382
Later I felt bad for that guy so I lurke his profile every 1 hour to make sure he is okay
>>58210415
>Later I felt bad for that guy so I lurke his profile every 1 hour to make sure he is okay
We aren't whites. No one on /desi/ is going to destroy someone's life over stupid shit like this.
He'll never know he was a meme for a day on /desi/ :(
>>58210316
now that he's acting all cool.
>I'm not that sure about it.
>>58210466
>>58210458
I am not añon /pol/ has my bic I will boast here one day
>>58209325
You actually thought that was me?
>>58210666
This guy works for the government of India in IFS and is this gullable. No wonder India is such a tattihole.
>>58210740
Where are you from
>>58210666
just wanted to prove you were wrong..
>opinion doesn't matter, lad.
>tfw just found out ther research analyst job i 've been referred for pays peanuts
>tfw my friend is going to be getting like 10 grand more than me
>tfw not particularly phased though, because I can just live with my parents whereas half of his wages will be WASTED on just renting in LONDON
it's like poetry it rhymes
>>58211010
desi related because living with parents is like totally legit
>>58210740
>IFS
not intelligence or IRS.
>>58211010
>still lives with his parents
>>58211420
I don't though I moved out to a different fucking country when I was 18.
I'm just considering moving back to save money for a year.
>>58211603
what do you do to allow such free movement?
>>58211685
free movement? I'm an EU citizen my man, free movement is my god given right.
>>58211603
>I don't though I moved out to a different fucking country when I was 18.
>proud to leave his parents at 18
Def not a sanskari son.
>I'm just considering moving back to save money for a year.
Is your parents house a brothel that u can enter and leave as u please?
>>58211771
>I'm an EU citizen my man,
i meant job. what do you do for a living for it to allow free movement.
>>58211839
He's in school you dolt.
>people with such level of perception are RAW agents
JUST
>>58193519
Fucking hell
>>>/pol/71606530 #
>>58211894
>He's in school you dolt
how the fuck am I supposed to know that?
>i have better things to do than read 100s of comments on a mong shitposting board.
>>58211776
>Is your parents house a brothel that u can enter and leave as u please?
pretty much
I'd buy my own food, I'd actually be saving them money in many ways too.
I'm considering just giving all my savings to them for the post-18 monetary support
>>58211996
Aloha redditto!
>>58211899
Holy fuck, is that Chubek?
ded thread
ded ruskie
ded paki shitposter
ded penis
>>58215903
Weeb strikes again
>>58216288
>>58212715
Yee
WE
>>58216986
WAS
>>58217237
IRANIANS
>>58215660
main jitaa hun, paki-ji
>>58205485
> mallu
> being bad at studies
lmao
>>58218480
>threat
For fuck's sake, Klaus, no one but our fucked-up nepotic banana dictator 'threatens' the West. Every single politician has their family and assets there, including Pootin.
>>58218612
>Klaus
I'm a curry. don't insult me by calling stupid nazi names.
>>58218612
>nepotic banana dictator
whom are you referring to, BTW? Liechtenstein?
>>58217918
>>58218431
*jeevit
>>58219691
Do Indians and pakistanis smoke weed?
Also, I would have thought more indians would be posting in here. There are fuck all of them.
>>58219904
jina is a verb, jeevit is an adjective.
>>58220276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwhsuOljaxQ
>>58220346
http://urdumeaning.pk/word/alive
I meant the adjective jita جيتا, not the verb jina جينا
>>58220388
>are you really Russian?
>what?
>you look a little desi
>mein Delhi SE aaya bahanchod
Post more trailers pls
>>58220641
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLuQDC4auD-xhX-UNZecD1trMe_CwjYSvC
jitni iicha ho dekh le..
bump
>>58222470
>aunty
>>58222740
???
>>58222796
Another
>>58218431
>main jitaa hun
>i have won
what did you win?
>>58222470
>>58222796
>>58224763
SOME THING NEW
>>58218431
>jitaa
you mean zinda
>>58225057
Here you go
>>58227133
NIGGAAAAAA
>>58227195
:^)
>>58227383
Dude lose the soul patch
>>58227426
it's the uae guy
>>58227524
MY VEINS SEETHE WITH NOBLE PERSIAN BLOOD
>>58227383
WHAT THE FUCK
RAW
A
W
>>58227383
Cut your hair, faggot
>>58210382
khan isn't a common afghan name/last name
>>58227383
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE I AM LEAVING 4CHAN NOW
>>58196026
No big deal. I can score a blond women anytime.
But I'm actually maried with a tamil women.
>>58227898
do you get stares from other germans?
>>58227898
>tamil
>woman
KEK
>>58227898
It's 2500 BC all over again
>>58218824
Nirmaladeviloghanathankathiravelsubegaranshantini?
>>58227898
>>58227963
I remeber a hot tamil girl in my high school. She was voted homecoming queen
>>58227383
DELETE
E
L
E
T
E
>>58227524
How do you know?
>>58227644
>>58227719
>>58228153
Stfu fag.
>>58228153
M C D O N A L D ' S
>>58228211
he said he posted his pic on pol, it's just an ez check on the archive
>>58227941
Nope, why should other Germans stare at me? She got staires when we were clubbing.
In the city I'm living we have the biggest tamil community of Europe.
Sometimes I think it's the city monument which is an elephant that works like a magnet for tamils.
>>58228249
NOT ON INT
D
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L
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E
>>58228233
Not MC Donald's I am not hamburger
>>58228322
They won't
>>58228375
F A S T F O O D C H A I N
>>58222470
>was typing صومالي
>made a typo and wrote صونالي
>the first link
>mfw
>>58224827
>>58226000
O-okay, thanks guys.
>>58231169
>xnxx
>>58231711
>>58231711
W-what's wrong with it?
>>58231761
It's god-tier.
>>58231761
>>58228322
Stay away from us klaus
>>58231830
>>58228375
>>58228153
>>58227644
Stop avatarfagging, Noman. Please.
>>58210382
also "-ian" like "Kermanian"
>>58232110
>also "-ian" like "Kermanian"
It's Armenian.
>>58227383
fuccboi
>>58232216
If they have it too I wouldn't be surprised.
>>58232234
Today I saw a brownish guy in glasses, he was wearing some stupid coat which deliberately showed his huge ass. His mannerisms were repulsive tho.
>>58232279
Well, it's something Indo-European something then.
Canadian pashtunbro around?
Where are you from, mate?
>>58232653
Bacha bazi Crew
>>58232653
afghanistan
I'm not fully pashtun, my grandfather's tajik though I can speak both languages
>>58234145
Are there people you speak Dari or Pashto with irl?
>>58234276
just my parents/family
>>58232279
its armenians but there is a fuck load of armos in persia my man
The Prince is dead, long live the King
https://youtu.be/lQE9Bi0-Ra0?t=1m12s
>>58234276
whatup gandu
what you boners up to today
>>58235681
>gandu
>chutiya
>bhonched
T-thanks guys for enriching my vocabulary.
Uh, nothing. Sent my CV to a couple of job offers (most likely unsuccessfully). Even my brother proposes me to go to MCD. :c
>>58236321
>bhonched
don't talk like that. people will think you're a bengali.
the correct pronunciation is bhenchod.
work for government fucking up muslims. i'm sure they want help. isn't there an anti churka branch of the military/police?
>>58236478
Oops, it was a typo.
>>58236478
>work for government fucking up muslims. i'm sure they want help. isn't there an anti churka branch of the military/police?
)))
>>58236478
Madarchod
Chutiye
Saala
>>58236478
But most of the times I've heard it, it's usually pronounced "Bainchod"?
