Recently I had to spend almost an entire month at a mental hospital. In Iran, of all places, which made things worse. The country is obviously hit by sanctions so all the medication is domestically produced. My sleeping pill didn't even work. I had to lie on my bed all night and slowly and silently cry at the face of my misery.
Heat and food were good though. I give them that. The orderlies treated other patients, mostly villagers who had weird issues like garbage but they liked me so this aspect of the trip was ok I guess... UNTIL... BOREDOM. GODDAMN BOREDOM. Every room had ten beds insides so I couldn't even dare to bring in my cellular phone. I had to read magazines and such. Which didn't increase my boredom at all. Instead I had to head to a lot of "borrow me your magazine" requests which was painful considering that I knew those villagers did not have the audacity to understand high-culture presented in paper media.
I would be glad to answer any questions you have about this dreadful segment of my life that I will never forget no matter how hard I try.
>>71605683
Well damn anon, where to start? How are you doing now?
>>71605683
mentally ill people like yourself deserve to be killed
Wot we're you in for m8?
>>71605683
Why were you in the asylum?
>>71605760
I'm suffering from a weird vision disorder when, wearing glasses, I suffer from strained double vision. All I do is play videogames and watch shitty YT videos so obviously it's getting harder by the minute and I'm terrified of operation because it can go wrong. Or maybe it's just shitty glasses.
Mental-wise I'm calmer and I take my Methadone so I guess I can safely assume that I won't be going back.
>>71605978
was the only reason you went there your illness, or a political stance? Does the Irani government own the hospitals or are they privatized?
>>71605879
>>71605886
I'm 23 and a virgin. Plus I have bipolarity AND diabetes. It's a recipe for mayhem of course and that's what happened. I broke everything at home. My mom took me outside where I barked at everyone. Then she lured me to the hospital in the promise of whores. I was met with straps.
>>71605978
Do you have family or friends to help you out?
>>71606063
If the government set out to hospitalize or imprison every dissent there would be no room left after two minutes of breakdown. Shitty times of political suspension.
>>71606089
>Then she lured me to the hospital in the promise of whores.
wat
>>71606204
Hey, is Iran a decent place to visit? Is it illegal to talk to girls?
>>71606170
Yes thankfully. I have only two friends though but I'm not too stern on expanding my social horizons. Besides I know that things like relationships and marriage are poison for someone like me so I'm trying to find one of those temporary marriage dealies to get it over with. I'm not too keen on sex, I just want to have it once before I die.
>>71605683
How is the maintenance of the hospital? Like how old is equipment? Has building taken any revision,reinvesting and reconstruction or do mullahs waste mostly money on religion of peace connected stuff?
>>71606089
>My mom took me outside where I barked at everyone. Then she lured me to the hospital in the promise of whores
holy kek, this type of thing belongs over at >>>/r9k/
TIL robots also exist in Iran of all fucking places.
>>71606221
She said the hospital has prostitutes for the crazy people to calm down. I fell for it.
>>71606309
So they don't have meds there to help with the bipolar mood cycling? I know blood sugar (diabetes) fluctuations can cause problems with mood. Eat lots of protein and that will help keeping blood sugars level. I wish you good luck anon, you've been through a rough time. Hope it gets better, bro.
>>71606358
Fucking abysmal. The building was nearly 50 years old and the equipment were hazardous and unsafe. I don't deserve this. I don't deserve to live in this country at all. I don't know why I was born here. It's like losing the life lottery.
>>71606275
Iran is a shitty country but it's far more sexually liberal than you think. If you want a girlfriend you can come here. I know a lesbian anthropologist who lived here for two years.
>>71606530
>She said the hospital has prostitutes for the crazy people to calm down. I fell for it.
>>71606600
You must work to make your country better. If you try to come here or to Europe you will die. Our traitor governments have miscalculated and fostered a new sustained root-taking of xenophobia.
>>71606530
I'm sorry, I don't want to victim-blame...
But how did you fall for it.
Also are you really that desperate to not be a virgin!?
>>71606676
Nice.
Need persian gf
>>71606569
There medication is there, it's just produced domestically and generally shit. The government believes Iran can produces something as critical as psychological medication but guess what Iran can't produce shit.
>>71606372
Robots exist everywhere, burgers.
Even Zed-Bot-Bup in Proxima Centauri is also a robot
ROBOT PRIDE UNIVERSEWIDE!
>>71606600
Wise ancient Persians choosing goatfuckers and Parisian goatmaster in 79. Well,you are pretty fucked now.
>>71606836
Hate to break this to you but psych meds are unscientific bullshit.
>>71606732
You would think after staying at a mental hospital twice in two years I would not care if someone calls me a sandnigger alright?
Iran is beyond help. It's a shipwreck. I'm heading for Georgia before I hit 30.
>>71606813
Well yes. I know people here who didn't have sex until 29. That's pathetic. I want to be sexually liberated.
just kill yourself chubarek
This guy is some fat autistic 40 yr old looking /int/ user. Just ignore him.
>>71606979
I'm not talking about you feelings or namecalling.
>>71606961
I know that. But it shuts up my mom.
PS: guys can you tell me what you think of this translation? It's a rough draft of course. I'm going to self-publish it on Amazon after it's edited and polished.
http://pastebin.com/R4E4eVJn
>>71607189
I would rather sell drugs in street corners of Western Europe than cruse in an expensive car in highways of Tehran.
You know the harsh truth? Shit attracts flies. Neither are pleasant but well it's just how nature works.
>>71607034
Aren't there hookers in Iran?
>>71607335
>I would rather sell drugs in street corners of Western Europe than cruse in an expensive car in highways of Tehran.
[Autism Intensifies]
>>71607405
There are legal prostitutes, through a religious mumbo jumbo called temporary marriage but I kinda feel that the first time should be with someone not a hooker.
>>71607405
Islam mate Islam land of pedophiles and goat fuckers. OP don't think coming here or my a ancestors in the Europe fuck off we are full we don't need more lazy parasites like you trying to push your Moon god religion on us.
>>71607467
In the hospital there was this dude who took a leave of absence from prison. You know why he was there at the first place? Because they found a bag of meth in his car. Why you ask? Because he was an unlicensed banked. He got life+1 JUST for a bag of meth.
When there's no due process, when there's no safety, right, freedom of speech and expression, anything else can go fuck itself.
>>71607335
You understand many Europeans are furious at you Sandniggers for invading Europe under the guise of help help we are being oppressed give us welfare and let us rape your women.
>>71605683
Could you smoke cigarettes in there?
And why not go on Tinder for the whole virginity problem?
>>71607707
I understand your frustration but I'm an atheist and pretty well-versed in Western culture. As I said, you're the shit and I'm the fly.
>>71607731
>tinder
>iran
>>71607731
Of course. But I didn't because every fag of cigarette had a gravitational pole of 10 assholes trying to smoke it like a one-hitter.
>>71607682
I'm having trouble understanding your draconian possession laws. How can the penalty be so harsh when there are so many heroin addicts in Iran? Surely there's no way to get life in prison unless you pissed off the wrong authority?
>>71607905
Pretty much this. People just don't realize how much pure utter shit Iran is. I don't know why there's this notion that Iranian people are decent... They're fucking not. Conservative, misogynistic, Arab-loving faggots. God I hate the sight of them.
Did anyone read my translation? It's pretty decent I bet ya.
>>71607121
>How to spot the saudi: The Post
>>71605683
Such bullshit
Keep these 4chan faggots entertained doe
>>71606204
Holy shit, this is actually mematics at work. Make whomever visits /pol/ feel like a crazy person beta cuck. Wow, you shills got them old faggots good.
>>71607982
The way the stuff works here, since the inception of Iran at 790 BC, is that any person who even close to success becomes a moving target for framing and such.
Take Babak Zanjani for example. Just google him. He was recently sentenced to execution for, guess what, EMBEZZLEMENT. Oh the humanity. Everyone embezzles here. Iran is more corrupt that fucking Afghanistan. But you piss off the wrong people and they aim to destroy you through lack of due process.
This guy was an unlicensed banker so you get the story.
>>71606530
holy moly, You guys are sexually repressed.
>>71608270
That's crazy. I'm sorry your translation is too long to finish but reads well. I'll check it out later
>>71608270
So he didn't actually do anything wrong
>>71606089
Chubek? Is that you?
I don't wanna give you a hard time, but I have to know.
>>71608509
It's complete utter madness. Despite the fact that there exists a lot of ways to get laid through means such as temporary marriage, I don't think many Iranian girls even bat an eye on the idea of premarital sex. The reason? Pride Pride Pride. There's even an Iranian car named pride. Iranian culture revolves around it. There's no way out of this mess. Not even immigration can help out because not a lot of Western girls sleep with us sand nig nogs. I guess the safest way to, suicide? I don't know. It's becoming harder and harder to grasp reality.
>>71608733
No. They obviously planted the meth in his car.
I think he is lucky to get life+1. Before Rouhani he could get easily executed. Yep, that's such life in Islam Land. Now blame me for wanting to go.
>>71608753
Yes that's me. Now please read my translation and give me feedback. It's just two pages.
http://pastebin.com/R4E4eVJn
>>71606089
>lured me outside with promise of whores
Is this common in Iran?
>>71608983
Im talking about the billionare, do they really just kill off important people who upset them?
>>71608270
Fuck your grammar and sent an e str untrue is absolutely fucking perfect! Not like you're a troll with using and Iranian IP-- absolutely not though cuz /pol/ faggots could see this.
How come /pol/ has been inundated with threads making us users feel like we're "pathetic".
POL, open your fucking eyes. Look at these threads where every poster a loser or mentally fucked up and making /pol/ try to relate!
This is some fucked up shit. Every post tey and makes you "relate" to the user who has some godamn outlandish story or: retardation, vice, degeneracy, Jew, nigger, stormfag, etc.
>>71609086
Oh yes. Since sex is basically what you do after marriage, and economic independence is something unheard of before the said marriage, Iranian parents withhold it unless so many perks are reached by their son. And their daughter? Commodity of course. It's funny that Iran has more female college students than male but less female workforce because guess what muh wimminz must have kids and tend to muh kid. You know, typical fucked up culture dystopia style.
>>71609309
Saged basic American shekel nigger.
Hey if I'm an American and want to visit, what should I go do?
>>71609469
This a another paid post
>>71609139
Usually. Just last year another banker was executed. His crime? Not sucking enough dicks and sharing his bounty with the others.
Iran is not unlike Italy. We're basically the same sans all the sex and wine. I guess that's what makes everything painful otherwise we even gain an upper hand upon a country that jailed scientists for not foreseeing rain I guess. Whatever, sometimes hitting the jackpot means winning one quarter more.
>>71605683
You're not even a good troll, dude. Oh, watch, I can press 3 buttons too and have an Iranian IP and flag with my VPN.
You're a true lord.
>>71609265
Dude ever since I got out of the hospital I have trouble remembering words. My English is not all that perfect. Just scan through it and you'll notice strong hints of English not being my second language.
>>71609716
I really don't need to prove myself. Why exactly do you think I'm a troll? Iran is pretty shit but it has accessible internet. It's capped and slow but it's enough.
So you went to a mental institution in Iran and being raised in that country. Yet, your grammarians writing is absolutely fucking perfectly American. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>71605683
Do you ever think you'll see an end to the madness in the Middle East? How do you think it will come about?
I only hope that your country can be freed from the grip of islamic socialism
>>71609795
Your post makes me laugh at myself for thinking I could become a fucking cinematographer.
I'm obviously sufficient enough in English so why not make a living out of it? I don't mean teaching, don't get me wrong, they're dime a dozen here because all you need is to be a hot girl or an ace dude to land a teaching job but for what I intend to do --- translating Persian novels to English with absolutely brilliant reconstruction, I must be retarded not to grasp such an opportunity.
>>71605978
You take your methadone? What? They prescribe methadone to the insane in iran? What the fuck
>>71609948
Du fuck you talking about Mematic nigger?
I think your auto-post is fucked.
>>71606530
im in tears lol.....i cant breathe
>>71609950
Again, another "bumped" post. Holy piss on Mohemad you guys are getting paid tonight.
>>71609890
Impossibru.
First off, nothing can save the middle east from utter obliteration. Nothing. It's doomed. The moment the Ottoman Empire fell was the moment thousands of rabid pariah dogs were embarked upon the journey of biting off the notion peace in the middle east. It's done for.
Secondly, even if peace arrives, it won't last. It's arid. There's not much resources besides the ever-running oil And most importantly, Islam.
I'm for one not quitting my day job for it.
>>71609948
How did you learn English? Do Iranian schools teach it?
Also do you ever have a fear of ISIS plowing through you're neighborhood and destroying everything.
>>71606530
>>71610104
I think you might belong in an iranian asylum
>>71610240
Mods delete this now
>>71609950
No. I used to guzzle down like 10 bottles of Expectorant Codeine a day before it was banned. Then I had to resort to Acetaminophen Codeine, I chugged down like 90 pills a day. And then came the day when I tried to quit. I found it hard but through illogic, I resorted to Methadone. I have to strictly obtain it from my psychiatrist.
>>71610288
The mods are on my payroll buddy. When you see the black suburban just know your time is up
>>71610215
Barely. There's a bombastic amount of private institutions though, headed by charming guys in grey blazers who are mostly a place for picking up chicks rather than learning English. I never attended one either. However the insane amount of perseverance on internet for a finally caught up to me and I got a near-perfect score of 95 in TOEFL at the age of 17.
>>71610307
You made it pretty far I have to commend you.
You got an Iranian IP, created a post, got some faggots to respond. Then, it died suddenly.
It's a Wednesday and you had nothing to do. Good for you sir.
>>71609023
>asking for this shit at 3 in the morning
>there has been earthquakes
there have been earthquakes
Find a writing or translation subreddit and do it there.
I'm the last person to ask for this m8, I don't review writing for shit. But it seems okay to me aside from a few grammar errors.
>>71609309
Ok op, your translation has some problems with past tense. 'Have' instead of 'has' in "there has always been earthquakes."
You can sell this translation to everyone except native English speakers, it's pretty good.
You are controlled by Iranian values when you put such value on sex and disdain whores. Rise above the Chad discourse. Also, democracy and personal freedom don't really exist, even though Iran is worse than most . Finally, you're fat. Start lifting and take the iron pill,Abbas.
>>71610451
There's one outside. Is this you you! Fuck man I'm sorry.
>>7161068
Update: I'm dead. OP's mom fucked me till I bled to death.
>>71610612
Thank you. I started translating this just a few hours ago, and I haven't slept for hours. I think "ok" is honoring this piece of shit. I have to get someone knowledgeable in grammar to edit it and I have to polish it a few times before I publish it on Amazon. All I'm expecting is publicity. "What's this, an Iranian novel with whore in the title?" I guess it will sell well considering the exchange rates are quite low and I can sell it for maybe less than a buck.
>>71608054
>Arab-loving faggots.
I thought Iranians and Saudi Arabia dislike each other?
>>71610687
Nothing personnel kid
>>71605683
If you are having English problems, just read Strunk's book, "The Elements of Style." it's a small little thing that is filled with everything you would ever need to know about English grammar.
>>71610867
Dude. Pretty weak. Quite while you're ahead.
>>71610869
Saudi Arabia doesn't represent all arabs Tyrone
>>71610971
Yes it does Abdul. All arabs are alike and they are all shit you mongol sandnigger hybrid jesus i shudder at that thought
>>71610647
Thanks a lot man. I guess it's hugely ambitious to expect native English speakers to buy it as whole piece but I guess after a run through an experienced editor, it will rise above mediocrity..
Surprisingly, the book is extremely ahead of its time, with it being narrated through multiple POV --- ASOIAF style. The whore is actually one of the narrators. So is another woman. No worries.
>>71610897
Auto responder here! When the OP dies he wanted to message the following: "you're mom dun fucked to deaths" ......EOM
>>71606530
Beautiful
>>71610924
I am a little bit delirious after all. I've started a lot of projects and quitted them before they were whole-heartedly conceived. I'm not going to quit on this one. Maybe change the title.
You see the title of the book is "The Waiting Stone" but what message does it convey to the international audience? Is it a fantasy book? What does it even mean? I dunno. Maybe this book is too sexist for Western taste. I shall try Reddit for the conquest of finding a proper Persian novella to launch my career.
>>71611432
>Maybe this book is too sexist
>I shall try Reddit
Proxy confirned
yea im not buying any of this shit
>>71608921
> not a lot of Western girls sleep with us sand nig nogs
My brother, go revert to the true Sunni Islam and join the Turks in Germany.
I'm sure you will be rewarded beautifully
Be sure to conserve some blondes for me!
>>71611432
>Maybe this book is too sexist for Western taste
Usually it's accepted as long as it's the societies "sexism" and not the author's.
But still, most literary success is manufactured. Good luck though.
>>71605683
Ruby is real?
It kinda show the agony your going through I guess.
>>71605683
salam daash. if u need anything let me know. I grew up there
>>71609023
Fucking hell, Chubek
>>71606530
>>71606530
Chubek, I..
>>71606530
Side upper lel
>>71610030
Same. The more I think about it, the funnier it gets.
I did around months in the Kitchner unit of cyoc, which was a barren room with nothing but a toilet, and I was naked except for a babydoll which I could wear, or sit on, or use as a blanket, and there was a camera in the ceiling.
And they never stopped being mad at me for slicing one of them when he bullrushed me on my previous unit, so sometimes they turned the hose on me randomly, and sometimes kicked the shit out of me. And sometimes when nobody else was in the other cells, the sprinkler would go off, and the water had some fire retardant in it that burned my skin a bit, and made my eyes hurt for a long time.
It's just funny to look back on now. It doesn't remotely bother me at all.
This isn't some bad event for you, you passed through it.
This will help you, when things are shit and you can't stand it, you can consider that at least you're not where you were stuck, and you can at least try to change your situation in some way.
Even just considering that you have the option to try to change your situation is comforting when you think back upon times that you did not have a choice.
Now you know that at the very least, you are somebody who can survive a month in an Iranian insane asylum. Don't forget that.
>>71606530
Just kill yourself man.
>>71608054
Now I understand why your mom wanted to help you.. Stupid
