Invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Tibetans + Diaspora + People with desi blood
leggo
>>58243991
Im a rich nigga
like i dont know
>>58243991
>Editionless again
I still can't own a loo
So I'll Poo in my shoe
> yes, instead they go and stab each other or shoot up schools, what a more humane alternative
seldom happens in europe actually
WE WUZ VEDIC ARYANS AND INSHALLAH MUGHALS
>>58244163
Hey, do you lube your gf with coconut oil before you put your macchi in her rasgulla?
I see it in lots of ebony porn
Wow, still fighting about religion huh. Hinduism is an old and outdated religion and even Judaism is a better option.
>>58244283
>Hinduism is an old and outdated religion and even Judaism is a better option.
You're free to think as you please. However some religions don't seem to respect that freedom
>>58244336
LITERALLY R E D D I T
jesus christ so cringe worthy
>>58244281
Gib ji link to that torrent.
>>58244336
Lmao, Hindu cuck, I am going to convert your family to Judaism and report them to the local mullah.
>>58244367
>literally been multiple terrorist attacks over cartoons
y-yeah if i say reddit he'll stop being so right
>>58244373
>www.AuntyKaBigLullaTorrents.com
Primarily for Indian stuff like dramas and pornos.
>>58244424
>muh religion
C U C K
>>58244397
I'm not a hindu my man.
>>58244468
Hindu pindu.
Hahaha PINDI HINDI BOI
>Be Indian
>Be sacrificed to Super Dink
GOD VS MAN
DINKAN OF KERALA VS STREET SHITTERS OF INDIA
>>58244373
https://kat.cr/velamma-siterip-eng-9-april-2016-adult-comics-almerias-t12407706.html
I wish the artist would start doing different storylines and positions. Its all belnding in now. Every episode is same.
>>58244397
They worship cows and you worship a pedophile. Not sure which one is worse, desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub1KYohsRzU
I'm in this video. Guess which one.
>>58244672
cringe as fuck.
DEY ARR ROOK SAME
Why are Punjabis so neanderthal looking subhumans?
Do pakistanis and indians hate each other or is it just their governments?
>>58244809
We hate each other like Trump hates you spics.
How different is urdu to arabic (not just letters and pronunciation)
>>58244466
>>www.AuntyKaBigLullaTorrents.com
It's broken, mate.
>>58244578
Many thanks.
>>58244809
Here they couldnt care less for the most part and i have many indian friends
over there your hatred also depends on where youre from but generally they dislike each other
>>58244744
Fuck off Patel bhai
>>58244672
it's so cringe to see Indians try to act cool
>>58244632
>mfw poo poster got told
>>58245092
>his dick lacks sensation because an arab paedophile said to mutilate it
you can't make this shit up
Switching computers is a pain.
>>58246006
>this roleplayer is back
>>58246006
Huh?
You must be that Tamil (if I remember correctly) navy guy I've heard about.
How do you all not get tired of having the exact same arguments in every thread?
>>58246006
Hello, we nuke your filthy potty country from world. You are potty and our nukes are the toilet.
>Be Iranian
>Be actually Pakistani
Why do Iranians have inferiority complexes?
>>58246110
i am
>>58244283
"""""Hinduism""""" can't be outdated because it's too amorphous.
>>58244367
It's reddit because you don't like it?
>>58244672
I don't have the patience to sit through that and guess.
>>58244852
Completely different. Urdu is basically Hindi.
>>58246236
POO
>>58246260
Haha filthy Hindu.
Cow dung haha
>>58246305
>>58246274
>>58246210
>>58246158
Hello, fellow pakiposter.
See >>58244632
>>58245092
>>58245231
And respond.
Why are pakis so shit-tier? All the Indians, Sri Lankans, Nepalis and Bangladeshis I've met in real life have been alright. But pakis always seem to cause trouble all the time.
>>58244632
Your countrymen worship our cocks.
>>58245231
>Be Indian
>Be disgusting and don't take baths. Also wash your shit with your hand
>Get a disease.
>>58246371
Hey cucktun.
>>58246472
t. indian
>>58246472
Why are street shitting Indians so ahem shit-tier. All the Pakistanis, Sri Lankans, Nepalis and Bangladeshis I've met in real life have been alright. Indidumbs however seem to cause "shit" all the time.
>>58246478
>be pakistani
>move to another country to rape kids
>>58246553
>Be Indian
>Move to another country to see a clean street.
>>58246236
Ah yes, what proxy do you use? I can never find a decent one that doesn't get banned.
What should I roleplay as? Maybe a RAW agent?
>>58246601
Go to bed, kid. Your mama will wake you up for morning prayer.
>>58246601
>40% of your lot can't even get a proper school diploma (protip these are the tests you do when you're 16, not even the ones you do when you're 18)
>starts talking about cleaning streets
top kek
>>58246773
>Your mama will wake you up for morning prayer.
I thought a shouting muezzin is supposed to do that.
>you willing never be a brit desi
I just want to live in Birmingham or Bradford
>>58246785
inb4 but they're all kashmiris/mirpuris
>>58246866
>bradford
rubbish
>birmingham
ok nothing to write home about though
>>58246882
they aren't ALL kashmiris and mirpuris plenty of punjabis too, in fact I remember reading that the mirpuris were angry that they got the blame for everything when actually all the most nortorious brit pakistanis people were plain pak punjabis.
>>58246894
>you will never have a paki gf that has a family that practices an extreme form of Islam and might kill you if they caught you together
All the pakis here are slags, need a pure paki gf
>>58246856
It doesn't work. I have been woken by it like 10 times in my whole life.
>>58247006
pakistani girls have mouths like gutters
their english is disgusting and they're too sheltered by their families who control their entire lives for them to ever be compatible.
>>58246210
Fuck me you made laugh lol
>>58247043
That just turns me on even more
>>58246773
>He actually prays
>>58246785
>Be Indian
>Use the white devils method for grading
Oy very, it's colonial rule all over again.
>>58247006
There are no pure girls left here, thanks to sunny lemons movies
>>58247060
But he's right Noman khan was IRANIC no doubt
>>58247237
>he doesn't pray
Reported to the authorities. You will soon be scheduled for stoning.
>>58247294
>Be pathan
>Get fiddled as a child
>Die while fiddling the child in a bomb blast
AHAHAHAHAAH
>Be Indian
>Take part in massive child marriages in Rajasthan
MUSILM'D
>>58247237
>>Use the white devils method for grading
>be pakistani
>consider going to madrassa as education
>>58247656
So pakibro, all bullshit aside. Where are you from?
>>58247781
>Be Indian
>Get colonial rule'd AGAIN
>>58247806
I am from Iran. I wish I could be Pakistani.
>>58247806
There are three of us *_*
>>58247912
>*_*
OUT
>>58247781
>madni boys
They blow up so fast
>>58247912
Welcome abroad, Noman.
>>58247993
>le ebin quips XD
Tony, pls go
>>58248021
Thx man, anyone from Karachi?
>>58244281
I don't use lube. Though she likes getting a massage with coconut oil before sex
>>58248147
Maybe the other cunt is a karachite but he is too scared to say
anything.
>>58248147
Basil? Doesn't matter you are still a cuck.
>>58248237
Nope, cucktun.
I am not a cuckrachite
>>58248147
kek i'd keep my trip if I were in pak
>>58248274
>lahoris
>people
>>58248357
>Be basil
>Be in america
>Get dink'd
Lmao, cuckrachite. I bet that fattie fucks your cousins everyday.
>>58248396
>Cuckrachites literally let a drunk fat man molest and lead them
>>58248398
this one is true
>>58247946
Nahi
>>58248649
>my sides
Is that for real?
>>58248649
>Urdu Newspaper
Yeah, I am not even going to bother to read it.
Keep Urdu to memebook.
>arguing with mom that cousin marriage is pretty bad
>give example of inbred pakis in the UK
>she says "well they're pakis, they're screwed up anyway"
kek so based
>>58248735
*reading
>>58248757
>Talking to family about how Indians don't shit in toilets
>They all agree
>We keep on continue "shitting" on Indians
>>58248757
nice
Worst /desi/ thread.
>>58247836
>Get colonial rule'd AGAIN
You guys a literally China's lapdog though
>>58248704
Yes it is that thing actually exists if you leave 3 jummah prayers consecutively it will appear
>>58248757
Hahah nice
>Indian YouTube channels
>>58248919
Lick the dick
>>58248958
>pajeet ratrakashit
no way that's real
>>58248946
Is it scared of me?
>>58248944
>BE INDIA
>GORA'D
>>58248946
I was not asking if the thing was real. I was asking if that's from
an actual newspaper or as shoop?
>>58248944
>respoding to shitposter
>>58249007
>POO-TOON
AHAHAHAH
>>58248946
>Yes it is that thing actually exists if you leave 3 jummah prayers consecutively it will appear
>mfw I haven't prayed a jumma prayer in 6 years
How fucked am I?
Can you faggots stop?
>>58249079
REAL PAKISTANI HOURS
>>58249058
You will be visited by an Aussie poster
POO 2 LOO
PLEASE TRY THIS VEDIC COW POO
>mfw 32 posts out of 102
>>58249127
>5:30 in the morning
>paki hours
>>58249152
So how long have you been on 4chan? Which boards do you regular?
>>58249007
It's just a hoax from Facebook lol
>>58249194
>5:30
Fix your clock or your brain
What sports do you nigs watch?
>>58249285
STREET SHITTING
>>58249285
esports
Guys what does "Zahid" mean? I am reading pashto poetry and it
has come quite a lot.
>>58249285
I only watch Cricket.
>>58249348
Do you play or only watch? Who is your favorite team? I support /Punjabi Poopinder Singhs/.
>>58249349
>esp*rts
>cr*cket
NO MORE MEME SPORTS PLEASE
>>58249194
About a year, don'treally post much anywhere
>>58249518
>About a year
>Name fagging
>>58249463
Delhi dumpers
>>58249381
>no response
>tfw all the goodposters are asleep
Shpa pa khair. Night, /desi/
>>58249617
>unironically saying good night
Please die in your sleep.
>>58249285
Used to watch basketball, but only watch playoffs now. I'm kind of getting into hockey too.
>>58249824
If you're a Warriors fan, off yourself.
>>58249879
t. Rockets fan
>>58249285
Mostly football and handegg. Sometimes I'll watch Basketball and Cricket. Will give baseball a watch whenever the ny mets are on
>>58249969
Noice, you live in Texas? Timberwolves fan here.
H-town medfag here
HELLO
>>58250020
I was implying that you are.
I do go for Warriors because they're my local team, but I wouldn't call myself a fan. It's nice if they win, but I don't care if they lose.
>Timberwolves fan
I'm sorry. On the bright side, at least you're not a bandwagoner.
>>58249285
Football (soccer) first and foremost, and then basketball.
Been following the local NBA team since about 2013 (low key bandwagoner)
>>58250153
We have KAT and Wiggins now and Thibodeau coaching. The future looks bright, family. Playoffs in 2 years max.
>>58250076
GOODBYE
>>58250076
sss
>>58250076
BAZOOPERS!
>>58250076
Bazinga
>>58250076
ZIMBABWE
Rockets gonna get btfo in 1 minute.
>>58250076
majengo
>>58250760
The opposite of what I said is happening
W r women so racist against indians?
>>58251946
JUST
>>58251946
>No Pakistan
>>58250076
Here's my reply
>>58251946
Because of the whole raise kids away from the other gender meme.
>>58251946
Nothing racist about that. However, she and those desis are degenerates for using craigslist to find mates.
>>58251946
t. Paki lady
Demographics of India
Hindus:
1951 - 84.1%
2011 - 79.80%
Muslims:
1951 - 9.8%
2011 - 14.23%
Christians:
1951 - 2.3%
2011 - 2.30%
Sikhs:
1951 - 1.79%
2011 - 1.72%
Buddhists:
1951 - 0.74%
2011 - 0.70%
Why don't other religions just give up already?
>>58252631
islam has hit its peak following desu
>>58252631
Muzzies please stop having so many kids.
>>58250076
:^[
>>58252872
Tell your people to stop falling for the celibacy meme
>>58252916
let's fuck Bangladeshi
>>58253337
I'm not a gay, sorry.
>>58253383
You can being your gf eh?
>>58250076
fucking meme
>>58253337
H A R A M
A
R
A
M
>>58253408
Absolutely not!
>>58253383
m8 I look at me and Ill turn u gay like I did the Russian
>>58253501
What about your womanlet friend?
Not going to lie this is pretty fucked up even for Pakistan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOWGc6ioPDE
>>58253530
m8, even if I was gay, I wouldn't go for you
>>58253531
Eh, you can go ahead. I won't join. I should warn you though, she likes it really fucking ROUGH.
>>58253597
According to that one Google doc, I'm 39% Baloch. The blood of my ancestors boils when I see this.
TRIGGERED
>>58253637
>m8, even if I was gay, I wouldn't go for you
Rude af. Why not?
>>58253597
R&AW PLS GO
>>58253637
>rough
Yeah, no.
>>58253665
A madrassi Bangladeshi would never go for an ugly cumskin
>>58253712
Why are u madrassis so damn rude?
>>58253665
I'd never go for men on 4chan
>>58253692
>Yeah, no
Safe call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7VXhodJp9U
#FREEBALOCH
#PorkistanMurdabad
>>58253712
of course not
kalu miahs would always be in the shadow of their superior light-skinned gfs and eventually be cucked when a tall, north Indian Aryan steps into the relationship and gives the light skinned beauty his BIG MARTIAL LUND
>>58253779
>I support a free Balochistan
>>58253712
>madrassi
DELET THIS
>>58244283
>Hinduism is an old and outdated religion
Yes, yes it is.
>Paki flag
At least Hindus keep the raping to their own country.
>>58253800
BIG
DRAVIDIAN
COCK
Who here /iyer/
>>58253886
>not planting your seed across the world
>>58253800
>superior light-skinned gfs
I prefer chocolate girls right now 2bh
>>58253886
t. Harbajaaninder Singh "sher-e-Punjab" Kaur
>>58253775
Some girl wrote about what I did to her
>His arms are wrapped around me, and he’s pulling me to him, hard, fast, gripping my ponytail to tilt my head up, kissing me like his life depends on it … He drags the hair tie painfully out of my hair, but I don’t care. He needs me, for whatever reason, at this point in time, and I have never felt so desired and coveted.”
>“He leans down and kisses me, his fingers still moving rhythmically inside me, his thumb circling and pressing. His other hand scoops my hair off my head and holds my head in place. His tongue mirrors the actions of his fingers, claiming me. My legs begin to stiffen as I push against his hand. He gentles his hand, so I’m brought back from the brink ... I come instantly again and again, falling apart beneath him … then I’m building again … I climax anew, calling out his name.”
>>58253963
>that
>chocolate
More like baboon
>>58253950
Ah, the ones who do international seed spreading do it with consent :) There's plenty of Indo-Germans created just after WW2 as a result of love. Now there will be plenty of Paki-Germans, running around without fathers (remind you of another group?)
>be me indian
>dating my paki gf for years
>our parents will never approve of this
Fucking sucks our parents will just disown us if we take this to the next level.
>>58254024
Kek, I don't think you'd like my gf then.
>>58253979
what the fuck am i reading
>>58254076
>Dating a p*ki
>>58254076
>Be Pakistan
>dating 4 Indian women for years
Oh yeah
>>58254079
If it moves, my dick grooves
>>58254076
>be me paki
>dated 5 indian sikhs and two indian hindus
>converted them all to islam
>their parents hate me now
>entire hindu/sikh community hates me now
>can't approach a hindu/sikh desi girl anymore
>>58254076
>be me
>have a bad day
>remember I'm Bengali
>Feel better
>mfw
>>58254167
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500, Pat.
>>58254024
>t. P*kistani
XDDD
>>58254167
>Be me
>date a couple of Indian women on the side
>ask me if I'll marry them
>tell them to convert to Islam
>Ask them to run away from their homes to X location
>Families put up rewards
>Report them and take rewards.
LMAO
>>58254191
>he doesnt know about the magic of BIG PASHTUN LUND
>>58254167
>be me muslim
>convert various kaffirs to Islam
>send them to fight the jihad in syria
>they settle in Britain
>mfw
LITTLE
DRAVIDIAN
>>58254342
PAKI
4 U
BUCK
BANE
Does Canadian water cause autism?
BIG
HINDUSTANI
TITS
>>58243991
> not showing Aksai Chin as part of sovereign India
>be weak, malnourished lungi
>die of heat
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
>>58254615
>Be in a literally drowning country
>die of heat stroke
JUST
+lkjsadhbkmnasDBFNKmabzskdnmfbknmsdafbknmds bfnmb asdzfnmbasdknfbknmsad,zbknmasdbfkmnbsdfkmb
200 for /dravidia/
>>58254847
>+lkjsadhbkmnasDBFNKmabzskdnmfbknmsdafbknmds bfnmb asdzfnmbasdknfbknmsad,zbknmasdbfkmnbsdfkmb
What did he mean by this?
>>58254406
See >>58254847
If u can understand you are genius.
>>58254079
>what the fuck am i reading
People's review of how good my sex is
>>58254884
Wow, wanna hear mine.
>He fucked me and left me
>>58243991
>Nagaland is majority Baptist
Wew lad
>>58254921
>Wow, wanna hear mine.
More like this
Your right hand review sex with u
>He uses me all the time
>sex is over in 40 seconds
>He is always horny
Left hand
>At least u get laid
>The last time he used me was 5 years ago when his right hand broke
>>58254988
>implying I masturbate
Enjoy your gangreene
>>58254935
FUCK NAGALAND WHY AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT JHARKHAND?!?!?! WHAT'S HAPPENING IN JHARKHAND?!
>>58255042
Is it haraam to service yourself? How do muslims deal with their needs if they don't have anyone to fuck atm? Hindoos are too into brahmacharya to have sexual desire outside of gang-raping
>>58255161
No, masturbation is allowed. I am most likely the only person I know who hasn't masturbated.
>>58255186
>. I am most likely the only person I know who hasn't masturbated.
Why not, do u not know how to do it? Do u want me to show u how to do it? Are u masterrace Brahmacharya?!
>>58255225
>Masturbation
Literally a way to get gangreene.
>>58255246
>Literally a way to get gangreene.
m8 ill how u good tricks you're hand will go gan-cream
>>58255281
>you're
your*
>>58243991
I ate Keema and Curry lamb with mint chutney today.
>>58255413
Boast bic I am alone in home and lazy to cook I eat noodles it's easy
>>58255441
Why don't you eat some sand, you sandnigger?
>>58256216
Sand nigger a word originally came for Bernie Sanders supporters
I support Trump
>>58250076
Wtf lad
>>58244894
>filename
WHY????????????
>>58257427
Cant understand ?
RIP Prince.
Niggers dropping left and right
>>58259426
What?
>>58259426
>TFW I can finally use prince meme pics now
>>58261533
Thank you I was reading Panama papers article about and I wanted to hit my self in the wall I know that it's fake putin is good man
>>58262281
>I know that it's fake putin is good man
putin might be a sonofabitch, i don't care.. but things are too creepy to be just a coincidence.
>>58262281
>>58261533
TICKS would be awesome BTW.
>>58243991
>Tibetans
>Desi
Huh?
>>58261533
>TFW no B-PRICS
>>58262430
Nothing in India to get affected maybe ?
The defense is strong
Muslim population is less
Muslims are not given higher position
>>58262556
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BRIC
>>58253844
Tbf Balochistan has more genuine reasons to demand independence than Kashmir
>>58262707
>muh Baloch independence
K H A L I S T A N
A
S
H
M
I
R
>>58262738
KEK
E
K
>>58262762
Forced meme, give it a rest.
>>58262789
NO
O
>I wasn't born with superior Perso-Iranic-Arabic genes like Zayn Malik
>Bangladeshi probably looks like Zayn
KEK ME UP, KEK ME UP INSIDE
>>58263264
FUCKING what
>>58263264
>mfw Iranians pretend to be Pakistanis
>mfw Iranians have inferiority complexes
>>58263433
Hell no
>>58263817
NOT DESI
gagging for a chicken dhansak lads
>>58263264
>His father, Yaser Malik, is British Pakistani, and his mother, Tricia Brannan Malik, is English and part Irish, and converted to Islam upon marriage
Good morning friends
>>58264749
>dhansak
>chicken
disgusting
>>58264908
ENOUGH!!
The Islamization meme has gone for long enough!
Islamic people are literally gods now, it's not fucking fair!!
>>58264908
least of all people, Brits know islamization more.
Kangna <3 Hritick
>>58265533
What did she mean by this?
>>58266337
it means she's a fucktard.
>>58265533
Good for him. His first wife was droopy looking.
>>58265533
>>58266686
>nude pic
WE NEED TO GET THIS.
>go outside for some doi fuchka with a buddy
>multiple armoured vans and police
>wtf
>apparently the president came to visit his daughter who lives in the building
>local vendors all closed because """"security""""
fuck this faggot for denying me my fuchka
Why are there more paki posters in here than Indians