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crayon pop edition
cara
remember when that cunt wrote that essay in that last thread? whatever happened to him?
Ahh yes mmm
first for british colonies
losing my hair
>>58076893
Imagine being stuck on a boat with Poleaboo for 9 months/year
Fuuuuuuck that
very embarrassing thing happened to me today
think I might be sick
>>58077033
losing my mind
wish somebody would tell me i'm fine
>>58076956
Faggot edition
>>58077033
just b yourself
>>58077034
Better than being stuck with an Aussie or a Paddy.
>>58077033
losing my religion
might reach my last resort
I actually really need to study for an exam on Wednesday
>>58077070
you're fine
>>58077033
Receeding or sunroof?
>>58077062
go on
I don't think I'd want to live under communism even if it worked
>>58077062
Did you shite your trousers in front of your oneitis crush?
>>58077118
I don't know lad, the average paddy or aussie doesn't dream of bombing things
Or actually nevermind just aussies fit into that haha
>>58077033
losing myself to the music, the moment
Why dont we have arab qts like Maha in england?
>>58077136
Why bother? Life is shit. What do you honestly think you're achieving with exams?
>>58077173
why not
>>58077173
instead of being a slave to corporations, you'd just be slave to the state
>>58077118
How? They wouldn't stare creepily at the girls all day and record them at night
I don't think I'd want to live in heaven even if it existed
>>58077154
receding
>>58077136
Really need to study for an exam in a couple hours uh oh haha
why do women think they "get" music?
>>58077177
>>58077162
too embarrassed to want to talk about it 2bh
will say that it's porn related
>>58077254
tease
When u think about it, were all really just animals.
the mass sum of our culture's tangible worth is comparable to an ant colony
>>58077227
There is no state under full communism lol what r u talking about
What is communism? Well, let me put it simply.
*smashes balls with fist repeatedly* YESS YESSS AHHHHHHHH ARGHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>58077227
There is no "state" in Communism
>>58077254
It was only an experiment, though if you keep wanking to traps you will turn gay x
/ Britpop edition /
blur or oasis?
>>58077252
good taste
>>58077228
haha guilty!
>>58077238
I'd rather go at the front than the back at least, I know a guy whos like 24 and is completely bald.
>>58077192
this to be quite honest with you families
>>58077287
>>58077292
I was referring to soviet style communism
how the f*ck did she know lmao
>>58077228
Because they're fucking awful humourless cunts with shit banter.
Plus, I wouldn't be able to resist the urge to beat the the living shite out of them.
>>58077252
>russian dream pop
show her some kpop
>>58077095
underrated post
>>58077351
know what?
>>58077332
You mean you're talking bollocks and start the damage control mode when you're called out on it?
Who is the celebrity couple in the injunction story?
>>58077186
>cute
>>58077395
Javid Peckham
Vile shite brewing and boiling I my gut rn lads :/
just heard the ice cream truck
>>58077351
"real human bean" is pretty well known because of that movie, and also dream pop....
>>58077394
so you're saying soviet style communism isn't like that?
red pill me on soviet style communism
>>58077287
>>58077292
How does anything get done without a state?
>>58077432
>money
>distribution of wealth
>anything to do with communism
kek keep trying
>the generals are just glorified chatboxes with flags
>>58077467
I'm saying you weren't referring to Soviet-style at all, as no fucker mentioned it.
>>58077444
tell us how it tastes chum
>>58077033
yep
>>58077115
>gif
fuck off
missed the deadline by fourteen (14) minutes
https://www.west-midlands.police.uk/latest-news/news.aspx?id=4434
5 men nicked on terrorism charges lads
me in t'back
>>58077512
This.
It's fucking shit here, like /b/ for people who think they're above that immature edgy shit.
Yeah, and go ahead and fedorapost this, you fucking gay bastards. I'd knock you out irl.
>>58077622
would like to see you try get a fucking hit on me you rat faced cunt would utterly decimate your rough head
>>58077611
would be bloody birmingham
>>58077616
iguess that's why they call it dark SOULS lol
ed or jordan here?
>apply for a job, lad wants me to do a few weeks of self-guided training
>after a few weeks he stops replying to emails and answering his phone
>I eventually give up and move on, bit disappointed, was a great opportunity
>9 weeks since I last heard anything from him suddenly says I have an interview and wants to see what i've done so far
bit shit desu
>>58077622
come on THEEEN you fucking little runt i will break your fucking jaw
>Yeah, and go ahead and fedorapost this, you fucking gay bastards. I'd knock you out irl.
>>58077660
haha (i dont get it)
>>58077705
bernie and sanders sitting in a tree
>>58077516
it wasn't that I "weren't referring to Soviet-style at all"
it was merely a misunderstanding on my part on what actual communism means
>>58077705
Bernie and sanders are the same person lad
>It's fucking shit here, like /b/ for people who think they're above that immature edgy shit.
>Yeah, and go ahead and fedorapost this, you fucking gay bastards. I'd knock you out irl.
>>bernie is a communist
>>sanders is a communist
>>58077688
we literally have a group chat senpai
>>58077688
oi
cut it out
>>58077729
>>58077736
Oh bollocks
Let me try again
man like jordan knight ya kna
my nigga
Have you ever noticed how Big Dave and Cameron are both fucking tories?
>>58077754
he is
love bernie, not a fan of that sanders lad though
finna bluku bluku on le raasclart nah mean
nah, that's not me.
>bernie is a communist
>corbyn is a communist
>trump is a fascist
>farage is a fascist
>>58077808
oh. my. FUCK.
>>58077816
was laffin that he put the same person twice and he's a socdem
>>58077837
there we go x
>>58077800
he died dude
killed himself to the beach boys on repeat
left the fridge open aswell
>>58077837
second times a charm
>>58077878
rip jordy boy x
gone but never forgotten
>>58077878
>killed himself to the beach boys on repeat
i guess he just wasn't made for these times
Quite a big fan of that Nigel bloke but Farage can suck a fat one
Hahaha is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
quite a big fan of ur mum
I'd kill for a guy to come fuck me hard right now
love crayon pop if i'm honest
what do you lads think about wind turbines?
big fan personally
>>58077923
not sure what to think about this post
i mean i like half of it, the other i dont
haha
FUCKING YODEL, WHERE IS MY PARCEL YOU FUCKING TWATS?!
>>58077934
hahah nah d- *voice cracks* UUEEEd
um
>>58077987
they really wind me up
>>58076983
I'm still here waiting for my next chance to post an annoyingly long and well written post
la la la lalala lala ok
>at birthday party of oneitis from years past
>short, Eurasian, cute face but flat chest
>all her other orbiter friends are there
>sitting next to her, rub my leg against hers at one point
>she gets up to go to the bathroom
>get a text
>"meet me in the second stall"
>stumble, jog and walk over to the bathooms
>she's sitting on the toilet
>"anon you've always been a good friend and I know you want more so I'll give you a blowjob, but that's it"
>gets on her knees and starts sucking me off
>pull her up after a while
>"anon what-"
>turn her around and lift her onto the toilet seat
>"anon I'm not going to-"
>cut off as I pull down her pants and start fucking her
>gets unsteady so we change positions
>I'm sitting down and she's on top
>wraps her legs around mine for stability
>starts going fast
>"anon don't cum in me!" she shouts as she speeds up with quick, wet slaps
>"oneitis what are you-
>"ANON DON'T CUM IN ME!" She screams and grips me harder
>I try to disengage but her legs aren't moving
>can't hold it any longer and I cum inside her
>she starts screaming
>I know my life is over
>I open my eyes, clean myself off and flush the tissue down the toilet
My spontaneous wank fantasies get out of control
karen
met a slightly chubby slag today who i'm pretty sure wants to gobble on my willy
give me 2 weeks and i'll seal the deal
when we find that meteor we'll find dr wahwee
>>58078012
Yodel are the fucking worst
more than once they slipped a note saying I wasn't home and drove off with even knocking
168
all me
alri lads. long day at uni today. wew.
>GONNA GET PISSED TONIGHT
>>58077252
>dream pop
>good
>russian
>good
leave her johnny
oh leave her johnny
for the voyage is done
and the winds don't blow
>tell girl the song is really good
>don't even listen to it
>>58078168
I'll enter if I damn well want to alright
got an interview to be a croupier at a casino for aquatic animals
give me 2 weeks and i'll deal the seal
This black guy i live with keeps staring at my arse. Wish he'd fuck off.
>>58078219
>shitpost in Easter? threads
>can't even remember the last time I had a kinder egg
>>58078234
noice
>>58078219
Tell Roxxi to fuck off
GF just messaged me this
we fight a lot but i think we really get each other
*takes one paracetamol too many*
woopsie daisy!
Just cut my dick with a scissors
Have that thing where my foreskin is too tight lads
>>58078234
seal the deal*
@300
You daft fucking cunt, piss off
>>58078310
some retarded slovakian cunt is still in the last thread
wake up
When I die, I want my bones to be used to make a grand piano
In Thailand on tinder I've matched with maybe 20 girls who have "I only like white guys" or "white guys only" etc
Haha feels good lads
>single
>is actually just a single track, no B-side
don't like this meme
>>58078280
memes
>online vendors that use couriers to deliver their products
LITERALLY WHY
JUST USE ROYAL MAIL YOU FUCKING SPASTICS
MY FUCKING COURIER ONLY FUCKING DELIVERS 9-4.30 WEEKDAYS I.E. WHILE I'M AT FUCKING WORK AND THE DEPOT I HAVE TO COLLECT FROM IS 60 FUCKING MILES AWAY
ROYAL MAIL DEPOT IS JUST 5 MINUTES AWAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>58078346
10 of those will be trannies
>>58078253
is he your wife's lover
>>58078371
No, another student who is a moron who cant recognise a tranny when he sees one
>> 58078326
why mad about a correction? :
>>58078362
cant you arranged a redelivery?
>>58077034
Poleaboo has a lot of drive today after chatting with his NEET uncle
Applied for over 10 jobs and might do some more
>>58078400
maybe he can
GIRL IN VIDEOGAME!!!!!!!!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/omgezamy/
alright landoners, who we voting then? i reckon khan is a decent candidate, will probably vote for him.
who you lot voting for?
>>58078346
>set myself to thailand
>the girls are better looking than I thought
Thanks lad
>>58078453
All these accounts are fake
>>58078456
jamal kareem mustafa Yeng
>>58078280
dude!!!!!!!!!
that looks familiar XD
>Victoria's Secret
>Stock Room Associate - Manchester Trafford
Dream job
>>58078453
>be a girl on steam
>upload custom "artwork" of their face
Every damn time
>>58078413
are you blind m8 my courier knocks off at 4.30
>>58078445
He tried to fuck me one evening so i dont think so when i've seen him talking to people about how only faggots like penis.
>I'm not a normie guys, I'm still a virgin!
>She has £9000 in her bank account
Tasty but I might just wait for her to fatten herself up a bit first
>>58078553
How did you know?
>>58078346
Yes, it's because they're clearly attracted to you and they're not just after your money.
>>58078453
That's nothing lad
Read em (the profile comments) and weep
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shinomegami
>>58078456
I'm not sure but Muhammad Abu al-Bakdihra looks like a good choice
>>58078553
i'm not a normie and I'm not a virgin.
>>58078346
>feels good to match with asian munters
into the bin it goes
>>58078505
>>58078646
bad troll
>>58078554
>stealing someone's money because they didn't add you on facebook
honestly hope you get what's coming to you
willy is erect
>>58078543
he's projecting
>>58078741
me on the right
>>58078741
me on the right
>>58078722
Different girl
Though what if I give it all to charity or a /brit/ giveaway?
Set up your bitcoin wallets now
>>58078741
Me on the inner right.
red pill me on karen
>>58078741
me on the right
>>58078784
Hide money in mystery locations and give clues
>>58078741
Me on the far-right
>>58078742
I shouted at him for not cleaning the kitchen and he asked me if i was on period
>>58078453
>played with a girl on dayz a few months back
>was very talkative
>play with her for a few hours
>find out later on when I leave that she was streaming on twitch infront of thousands
>watch the playback of the stream
>listen to everything she said while she was talking to her ''chat'' and had her mic muted
>watch the chat seeing everyone commentate over my personality and game play
very uncomftable desu
giving my doodle a jolly old rub
why does this swede hate us so much hahahhaha
every fucking thread
fuck alpha, fuck beta, fuck omega.
who /ethereal/ here?
>>58078741
me on the right
>>58078878
cucked by a brit girl he still loves
thinking up a strategy
>>58078888
you, clearly
/sverigetrad/ more like /swedishgirlsinrefugeebeds/ haha
Poleaboo is applying to a job at ODEON now
Not his first time, it's been a dream job for years
>>58078915
Poleaboo approves of your presence here
Hope you keep up the quality posts
>thinking up a counter strategy
>>58078915
Mohammed pls
do not respond to him
>>58078642
>8,519 hrs on record
fair play
>>58078852
Poleaboo is curently slitting his wrists
thinking up an alternate secret strategy
>>58078954
nice post
gf just e-mailed me this...
gf is mad at me because i cried at hunter x hunter but not when i heard about her dads heart attack (didnt even die).
Why are women such memes?
>>58079079
>e-mailed
what is this, 1998?
daily reminder that stannis burning shireen made perfect sense
>in the gym
>benching 2plate for the first time
>feel twinge in my shoulder
>starts hurting like mad on the drive home
>hurt during my next workout the following day
I've booked a physio for next day and will be laying off benching until then. Just popped some painkillers and about to go do back day
>>58079108
did it really?
what's your favourite name for a woman lads
flatmate is having a loud argument on the phone
>>58079121
welcome to snap city
population: (You)
>>58079148
aussies
>>58079146
it was foreshadowed since Stannis introduction basically
>>58079079
Who the fuck has a shirt with letters back to front. Is that meant to be some edgy /fa/shion statement?
>>58079148
Poleaboo likes Monika and Magdalena
gf just royal mailed me this
>>58079172
that doesn't mean it was a reasonable decision on his part
I hate everyone who isn't white.
>>58079105
MILLENIALS OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
>>e-mailed
>
>what is this, 1998?
ah yes very impressive
>>58079202
it was either that or shireen would probaly get killed by white walkers/boltons anyway, but also the rest of the realm.
>>58079212
if you're not a millenial then you're too old to be here, pops
go join a knitting club or something you old fogey
>>58079222
can't believe this used to be our empire...
craving a dominos pepperoni passion
what can i cook that would give similar satisfaction?
>volunteer at charity
>get tasked with giving out leaflets to local businesses
>too autistic to say no
>stand outside a row of shops for like 20 minutes rehearsing what I should say
>give up
>throw all the leaflets in a bin
>walked around for 2 hours and then returned, acting as if the task was complete
I'm such an autistic cunt god damn
>>58078950
for what? :)
>>58079289
fuck off murderer
>>58079222
bloddy feminism, now look at our empire...
thinking of a strategy to counter that Australian lads strategy
Could really go for a leaflet about a charity right now
Honestly, I'd give anyone who handed me one like £100 right now
>>58079148
Kandii
just had a revelation lads
it's bullshit, all of it
>>58079261
*storms up to you*
now look here you little shi-
*one side of face droops, faints*
>>58079367
be nice! >:-O
>>58079391
what made you revelate that, lad?
Got a bit of the shits going lads.
>>58079391
you're crazy!
Poleaboo has decided to take off the Swedish proxy
>>58077186
How the fuck is that qt
Ugly brown paki
found yer da on tinder
>>58079615
good luck on your GCSE's paul
>>58079310
breaking up with the gf
>>58079222
The public are sheeple desu
really think I might have fucked up my dissertation lads
>>58079639
thanks LAD bible
I REALL H8 ANIME BUT I REALLY LIKE THIS
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1452/48/1452485401871.swf
>>58079676
good
uni normies BTFO
I have practically no standards when it comes to grills, in fact I'd say I'm more attracted to average girls than I am to so called "10/10s"
So long as they're not morbidly obese Id marry them
>Drove 4 hours to have a debate about terrorism against an actual Green party leftie
>She doesn't turn up
Good one lefties
>>58079741
me on the left
>>58079741
Did you debate the empty chair?
>>58079702
>le I hate anime
I hate this meme
You only don't like it because you've never bothered to watch it properly. Anime is so accessible, but normies outright refuse to watch it because they're ignorant
>>Drove 4 hours to have a debate about terrorism against an actual Green party leftie
>>She doesn't turn up
>Good one lefties
>>58079773
No but your mum masdebated me in a chair until my balls were empty
>>58079662
trump would be the best for us by far
What are the peak times for trains?
>>58079807
Rasheed
>>58079741
look like a right bender now don't you
bet you're beetroot red right now
>>58079804
i've watched plenty anime, it's shit.
>You only don't like it because you've never bothered to watch it properly. Anime is so accessible, but normies outright refuse to watch it because they're ignorant
>>58079741
shami chakrabarti looks like a lezzer but i wouldn't mind sticking my willy in her tbqh
>>58079662
Nothing screams "I don't know anything about politics" like support for Shillary Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un82tyFzG7I
used to love this song
>Rasheed
>>58079804
I don't want to waste a single second of my life watching cringey chinkey cartoons thanks
>>58079904
By far the worst shitposter on /brit/, ney, the universe.
Fuck off SNSD/Riley with a Swedish proxy, we all know it's you.
https://youtu.be/uv_lTYQlEMg
>You only don't like it because you've never bothered to watch it properly. Anime is so accessible, but normies outright refuse to watch it because they're ignorant
>>58079895
fuck off paki
>>58079825
>protectionist/economic nationalist america
>good for us
>>58079956
>LT Documentary = Let's all laugh at the freak
>>58079976
Sounds good to me
>>58079971
fuck off limey
>>58079956
holy fuck somebody please make a webm/gif of the kid bouncing on that thing
Priti Patel is a based curry lads
>>58079825
Cruz with Trump as VP would be GOAT
>>58079804
anime is 99% shit
there is a handful of mildly entertaining ones
also the people that say "you've never bothered to watch it properly" undoubtedly watch garbage pedobait
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460953686784.webm
What's this vidya meme all about/
The only thing I've watched that could be considered 'anime' is Boondocks, but that's actually funny and Western, not cringey jap children rubbish
>>58080083
You never watched pokemon as a kid?
>>58079976
trump will be our m8 because of muh heritage
when we brexit and he comes president we will take over the world's trade again together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QfyMVbm258
MAGA (Make Anglosphere Great Again)
>>58080028
>Priti Patel
not really she's just your typical soulless tory
>>58079956
>OH MY GOD
>>58080083
if you've watched anything apart from pokemon and dragon ball z, you're a nonce
>>58079702
>i hate 100% of any one thing
stupid statement
good flash tho
>>58080140
It doesn't take much for you filth to come out of the woodwork
>>58080149
https://youtu.be/_03QSlEGLec
>>58080197
and what filth would that be
>>58080208
wtf
>>58080208
>>58080155
>anime is for nonces
>except for the anime I like
>>58080255
>not really she's just your typical soulless tory
you tell me snookums
>>58079956
HI WOOWEE
>>58080033
>Wanting a sniveling rat as POTUS
Why? Because he's further right than Trump?
>>58080208
>sweden
>brown kids
What a surprise
>>58080266
t. wanks over 2d drawings of school girls
>>58080229
animeraus soon
BBC is losing the plot lads
>>58080307
Literally used to when I was 15, but I don't do it anymore so it's irrelevant
>>58080208
can we all ignore Sweden from now on?
Off to bed, night lads xx
>>58080155
>berserk is for nonces
>jojo is for nonces
>logh is for nonces
>any mecha is for nonces
the list goes on
>>58080166
>implying you can't hate 100% of shit
>>58080339
>windows
c u c k
>>58080281
i'm afraid the burden is on you pal
>>58080373
sleep tight, frogger
>>58076956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3IlUKlThdY
I can't stop watching
>>58080407
>tfw genuinely can't tell if that's a child of a fully grown Asian female
>>58080155
>>58080380
also
>pokemon is not for nonces
>>58080383
without it we could not dispose of our bodily waste
it is necessary, through shit there is life
>tfw my entire body is composed of 100% concentrated autism
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/18/donald-trump-or-north-korea-quiz
wtf I hate trump now!
>>58080586
I guess you're doing it wrong.
>>58080545
literally none of these quotes (attributed to trump and not NK, of course) even make trump look bad
>tfw you'll never pull off a goofy hair style because you're not good looking enough
>>58080586
>>58080631
shut the fuck up
>>58080407
can't tell if you're the nonce swede or not
Some Brazillian paki is about to link a new thread
tell him to fuck off
>>58080748
fuck off
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