>vardy edition
why did he do it ?
crayon pop
karen
2nd for fuck Swedish posters
Rate my toenails lads
Asuka.
>>58080818
Apooka.
>>58080699
CHAT
H
A
T
ah yes very impressive
Must be hard being a UKIP councillor, lads
Imagine all the lefties bullying you and trying to ruin your life
>>58080843
what was the score against the dutch?
>>58080807
worst post i've ever seen if i could filter you i would
>>58080897
irrelevant
having a think about my life and the kind of things that make me feel happiness
http://i.4cdn.org/f/noworries.swf
>>58080921
can't wait till you get knocked out of the groups
is no fap worth it lads
havent blown a load in 10 days and reckon I should keep going
>>58080946
same
>>58080843
the man kicked the ball
>>58080969
can't wait till you kill yourself
I thought the sleeper train from Glasgow to Euston was just a bit cheaper than the normal one, but it turns out a single for the sleeper was just a bit cheaper than a return on the normal one.
Bit dissapointed
Seen u chattin shit about me and my mates on /brit/
Come round my yard senpai and see what comes about
mans getting uckers badders tonight
>>58080860
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
chat shit, get banged?
HAHA
more like chat shit, get BANNED?
XD
>>58080946
fuck off you scot twat
woy played le pacy black men team against the netherlands instead of the meme magic team in the germany game
>even fucking northern ireland, albania and iceland managed it
>>58081073
laughing at your life
>>58080946
shhh no tears now angus
>>58080946
butthurt jock CUNT
Anybody got some good images I can use to wind up yanks
sven if you really wanted to get banned you'd make threads with this literal shit, not post it here
>>58081111
me on the top
Personally, I need more:
>thinks
and less:
>wanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN-34JfUrHY
>>58081111
nice quads
plus are you going to reset your router when you get banned?
>>58081139
isn't that a plainclothes officer
>>58081106
>bale + ramshit and some championship tier england rejects
o i am laffin
rate the fingernails lads
>Muslim women all dress like sluts
>won't date white guys
REEEEE
Rate this meme:
Chat shit get banned
Lol, imo it's pretty good. He once tweeted chat shit get banged, and then he chat shit to the referee and got banned. Banged and banned sounds pretty similar, especially if you're not a British native (sorry for my English). Overall I rate it a 9/10.
>>58081186
bale + ramshit and some championship tier england rejects are going to be the ones knocking engshit out
>>58081185
Yes.
>>58081205
>>Muslim women all dress like sluts
Where the fuck are you living boy.
Over here they cover up like a nun in the arctic.
absolutely abismal thread
fucking hell, worst in a long time
bye mongs
>>58081216
cheese slicer
>>58081267
Birmingham. See what they wear to work they're all 6 inch heels tight trousers and leather jackets
BLOODY
based swedebro helping me with nofap
>>58081252
in your dreams sheep boy
>>58080699
What is this, an OP for ants?
>>58081106
if leicester go on to do it then the whole jamie vardy/leicester/chat shit get banged meme is officially the greatest meme of all time
it's just too perfect
what a tale
Post nice things
Bin Asuka
Lads do you need a degree to be a train driver?
I'm thinking if I fuck everything up, I wouldn't mind being a train driver
Thread theme btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ
>its another Britain's gone to the dogs episode.
developing an irrational hatred for america lads
>>58081394
clearly not
>>58081455
it's that every day
Useless janitor
Exterminate this roach
if a girl sends you a (clothed) picture of her, does it mean she wants to fuck you?
Has anyone ever in history enjoyed their job in retail?
>>58081437
Hope you know someone who runs the unions lad. Train driver is a racket that's closed to newcomers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ9HG0nGe-g
official thread theme
>>58081186
>championship tier england rejects
lel ok?
>Ashley Williams
Captain of Wales and plays for Swansea
>Neil Taylor
Born in North Wales and plays for Swansea
>Ben Davies
Born in Swansea/Neath and plays for Spurs
>James Collins
Born in Cardiff plays for West ham
>Joe Allen
Born in Carmarthen plays for Liverpool
>Joe Ledley
Born in Cardiff plays for Crystal Palace
>Wayne Hennessey
>Born in Bangor plays for Crystal Palace
see how much of a fucking retard you are now?
you know fuck all.
>>58081539
>cp collection
FOAR
Remember when you used to have to type noko in the email field so you wouldn't be redirected back to page one after you posted?
>>58080699
he did it to spicy up the season finale
>>58081521
Fuck sake. I've heard that you usually work on the railway if your dad/granddad/uncles have
>>58081588
Type nonoko in options lad
>>58081539
Just post a picture of a dick lad, the Janny'll get triggered and get you b&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv_lTYQlEMg
>watch this video on youtube
>laugh really hard at it
>have shitty day in work and fuck everything up
God has punished me lads
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/721800412056170496
DELET THIS
EURO WILL COME AND BASED ÖZIL WILL FUCK BR*TS TO KINGDOM COME
MARK MY WORDS
test
>>58081535
>>58081535
>Ashley Williams
he's english and a reject
>Neil Taylor
shit literally who
>Ben Davies
on the bench at spurs for englands 2nd choice left back
>James Collins
past it and a shit ginger twat anyway
>Joe Allen
>the ''''''''''''welsh xavi''''''''''''''
>Joe Ledley
shite
>Wayne Hennessey
shite wolves reject
>>58081685
how fucking autismal are you
>in sheffield for the day
>want to use my card and get a free waitrose coffee
>isn't one in the city centre
shithole desu
>guy on my street has a SILVER ferrari 360
Lol imagine you spent 40k om a car and every time you looked at it you saw it was the wrong colour
>>58081671
i love you so much and i you even more for going with the cuban flag over your pussy omfg
>>58081765
You're assuming we're not extremely autistic
oh no... deary me
>>58081781
dont see the point in buying a fast car in this country. you'd literally never the chance to use it properly unless you hired a race track.
>>58081765
>Any questions?
Just one.....where do you think we are?
>>58081765
>>58081746
There's a waitrose in sheffield close to the city centre you jeb end
>>58081833
Alright, here's an idea, lads
Why don't we
Just stop the boats
Instead of encouraging them to come here?
>>58081868
I drive at 120 down the motorway 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulHclv3pmYo
There's a girl in my college, I literally saw her reading the communist manifesto, she even has the stereotypical black hair + pale skin combo too.
I might literally pretend to be a communist to gf her, surely she'll grow out of communism eventually so I won't have to keep the act up forever
How many refugees has germany taken since the start of the refugee crisis?
is it over a million?
>>58081833
>daily express reporting as neutrally as possible
They can are doing a weak job of trying to keep a straight face
>>58081953
Closer to 1.5m
>>58081729
>ashley williams is an England reject
so that's why he never played with England at u21 or below level or the fact he played for Wales the first chance he got?
>neil taylor shit literally who?
refer to my other post and the part of you knowing fuck all.
>ben davies
only because tottenham are being discriminatory and want to play young english
>james collins past it
he's only 32
>joe allen HAHAH LELE MEME SO MEANS HE'S SHIT
Joe Allen literally carried Liverpool to their 4-3 dortumund win.
>Joe Ledley shite
gr8 proof
>wayne hennessey
more good proof.
Business idea: offer to take refugees to britain on your boat for money but sail to Spain instead.
>>58081671
>I'm a Catholic which surprises people
>I'm pro-choice, always
Hmmm
>>58081953
Probably more, but the thing is we don't know because a lot of them lie about being children, fake documents, no documents, etc
>>58081901
eccy road isn't the city centre "you jeb end"
>>58081936
well thats just dangerous
plus if you get caught you'd get your license taken away.
>>58082004
>Business idea: give known criminals your boat and get shot in international waters
Good idea, I'll give you 18p for 135%
>roll cigarette
>make a post on /brit/
>my cig has vanished
This happens at least once a day, I have no idea where the fuck they go it's bizarre
>>58082009
>>I'm a Catholic which surprises people
doesn't surprise me
cathocucks have massive leftist tendencies, they're doing a good job hiding them here though
get the bluddy futon out nae
Good thing all those people showed up to protest David Cameron's dad's overshore holdings and got Big Dave to resign, thus ushering in a new socialist utopia.
Oh wait, absolutely nothing came of it whatsoever.
Revised business idea: charge refugees money to take them to britain in your truck but then gas them
>roll a cig
>make a post on /brit/
>go to pick up my cig
>it's vanished
That happens every few days, I have absolutely no idea where they go to. It's fucking bizarre, There's got to be at least 30 rollies down the side of my bed or something
>>58081995
>calling ashley willams welsh
fuck off you embarrassment
>mate has unironically bought a smart car
>>58082139
>flag
>post
Turn your proxy off, Hans.
accidentally told one of the managers i havent been sick for 2 years when i called out multiple times in the last few months.
luckily her skull was too thick to catch on
>about to roll a cig
>make a /brit/ post
>a cig has ALWAYS magically rolled itself and is ready to smoke
this happens at least once a day it's bizarre
Business idea: gas the kikes race war now
>tfw depressed
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ea0_1460976283
Go to 0:55, fucking mental
>>58082351
>Go to 0:55
No; I don't think I will.
>>58082260
>proxy
you wish
>>58082314
>You oark like a clown.
What did he mean by this?
I hope you had the time of your life
So where exactly are these """"""""""affordable""""""""" new builds lads?
>>58082139
I'm Catholic but top autism tier right winger.
>>58082400
I do. The thought of a dirty heretic in Poland is terrifying.
>>58081943
>acting/pretending to get a gf
absolutely pathetic
Don't mind hijabs but not a fan of burqas lads
>SNP claim leaving a power economic like the EU is lacking common sense
>Simultaneously want to detach themselves from the fifth largest economy in the world where they have a huge say
>>58082443
Let me guess; you're single and on a modest income (20-30k region) and think you're entitled to a 3 bedroom house, probably in a nice area and to have a mortgage that costs less than your rent. You probably lived in a semi-detached with your single parent and a couple of siblings and maybe a dog.
And they say dole scum are entitled.
>>58082505
fuck off paki
>>58082505
its all shit mate.
>don't mind hijabs
>>58082552
>single parent
into le bin
>>58082398
a delightful twist on a classic meme
>>58082543
no one has ever said scotcucks are intelligent
>>58082552
t. Boomer
>wanting to ban head scarves that don't cover your face
nanny statists out
want to get /fa/ lads
should i start wearing pants that are too short and no socks?
seen quite a few paki families recently where the mother is all bin-bagged up but her kids aren't and are clearly of age to start wearing that oppressive nonsense. i suppose thats a good thing.
>>58081937
stopped watching after 5 seconds
can't STAND northerners
>>58082759
>pants
fuck off yank
wonder what it's like to live in an american suburb of a flyover city
literally in the middle of nowhere
no wonder everyone just takes meth
>>58082505
this tbqh
want to rip one of their faces
>roll a cig
>make a post on /brit/
>go to pick up my cig
>it's vanished
That happens every few days, I have absolutely no idea where they go to. It's fucking bizarre, There's got to be at least 30 rollies down the side of my bed or something. Worst part is my mum doesn't know I smoke so if she ever looks underneath my bed she's going to be pissed
>tfw I've disabled all your posts, images and links so I can only see my own
Brits are pasty babies
why is early evening always deader than even the middle of the day
>What's that? You expect to be able to afford a tiny 2 bedroom terrace house on your £25k salary just because me and your mam bought a 4 bedroom detached house when we were 19 and making minimum wage. Talk about the bloody entitled generation!
>>58082877
piss off darkie
messages a qt hungarian about a room in her flat but it's dangerously close to a ghetto shithole
>Netherlands, Japan and South Korea all have a large population density than Britain
>Their houses are still bigger and more affordable.
>>58083017
Green belts
TIL in 1981, a pediatrician saved the life of a 3.2-pound premature baby boy by working around the clock to beat the odds & stabilize him. In 2011, the pediatrician was pinned inside a burning vehicle after a car collision, but was saved by the premature baby, who had grown up to become a paramedic.
SLAVS
>Ah yes, I think tonight I will rant about house prices on /brit/ that'll be just the ticket!
>>58083061
I enjoy the house prices lad posts desu
>>58083054
but was saved by the premature baby
All I can imagine is a premature baby operating the Jaws of Life and shouting out commands to his team.
alri lads
If Nature does not wish that weaker individuals should mate with the stronger, she wishes even less that a superior race should intermingle with an inferior one; because in such a case all her efforts, throughout hundreds of thousands of years, to establish an evolutionary higher stage of being, may thus be rendered futile.
Could really fucking go for a Krispy kreme doughnut right now
>>58083046
interesting image
muh meriden gap
>>58082818
14 year old council housing child detected
>>58083150
Good lad
>>58083017
>their houses are still bigger and more affordable.
Japan is famous for being ultra expensive. At least Tokyo is. Dunno about the rest of the country
theresa may is an absolute demon
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-36075442
wtf I hate palestine now!
>>58083218
look like yanks desu
>Why yes, I do currently reside in Denmark
>>58083266
bet she would be in the sack
Think I might be lonely, lads.
>>58083282
How many square metres is your house?
>>58083218
peng ting on the right
Think I might be gay, lads.
Give me one good reason why the world wouldn't be an objectively better place if every single Jew and Slav were to spontaneously vanish into thin air right now.
1 more month until im wokring 5 days a week for a downtown corporate building
I know im supposed to be excited but honestly am fucking furious about it. absolutely despise working and hating my life every day
>>58083333
333m3
>why yes, I do agree that drug laws are designed to reduce harm and protect us
>>58083333
20
so what?
>>58083352
muslims would be better
ELTON JOHN!
Me
Give me ONE reason why we shouldn't renationalise the railways again
>why yes, i am a passionate believer in drug law reform and sensible debates surrounding the issue
Just came back from Tooting. Someone execute me. Fuck this shithole of a country.
>Why yes I do reside in the verdant nation of lego land, instead of giving you a real reason of why I emigrated here I'll simply ask you how big your house is m'lady. You simply cannot compete with the size of the cuck sheds we have here.
>>58083395
Fine singer indeed. Can't see any other reason why you'd mention him though.
will i ever get my life together
anyone else using /brit/ less lately and doing more productive things with their time?
feels better
>>58083450
She's piff
>>58083503
if this post gets dubs yes
>>58083503
How old are you lad? There might still be time 2bh.
doing a feel sorry for myself
Just a quick one today lads
Shins are in absolute agony now though haha anyone know how to sort out shin splints?
>>58083441
Every time I walk around in a "diverse" area it makes me boil with rage tbqhwyl
>>58083450
>tattoo
>why yes, i do think we should risk economic stability and leave the eu
>>58083503
Asking for him
>when the tories win the 2020 election
>why yes, i do think the report into the elm house sex abuse scandal should not be carried out
>why yes when you can pick no
>fedora post
>Why yes I do believe we should be funding the free education of Europeans while our own education is not free. PS science rulz.
http://i.4cdn.org/f/The%20Real%20Sugar%20Baby.swf
>>58082759
Wear classic stuff (jeans + tee or chinos and a tee and sneakers/trainers) that fit you and works as far as color theory. See: http://www.tigercolor.com/color-lab/color-theory/color-harmonies.htm
>>58083590
>why yes, i am a paki
>>58083570
Get a road bike. I used to fucking despise running, even at the gym but I love biking even when I'm really suffering.
>>58083591
will I ever be happy again?
>why yes, i do think taxi drivers should wear sexy little uniforms
any of you lads fancy a bum?
>>58083471
I do really enjoy these
By neglecting the problem of preserving the racial foundations of our national life, the old Empire abrogated the sole right which entitles a people to live on this planet. Nations that make mongrels of their people, or allow their people to be turned into mongrels, sin against the Will of Eternal Providence. And thus their overthrow at the hands of a stronger opponent cannot be looked upon as a wrong but, on the contrary, as a restoration of justice. If a people refuses to guard and uphold the qualities with which it has been endowed by Nature and which have their roots in the racial blood, then such a people has no right to complain over the loss of its earthly existence.
Everything on this earth can be made into something better, provided always that the racial blood is kept pure. But the loss of racial purity will wreck inner happiness for ever. It degrades men for all time to come. And the physical and moral consequences can never be wiped out.
If this unique problem be studied and compared with the other problems of life we shall easily recognize how small is their importance in comparison with this. They are all limited to time; but the problem of the maintenance or loss of the purity of the racial blood will last as long as man himself lasts.
Pic of my gf.
>>58083640
>people with thin lips
Can't trust the bastards desu.
>tfw like two girls at once and they're best mates
>>58083730
she looks skinnier than usual there
>why yes, i do believe climate change is just jew propaganda
>>58083743
or people with big noses
>>58083702
nah i'll pass you bent twat
>>58083687
What if you're poor?
>why yes, do inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide
Poleaboos sisters just shouted at him again
>why yes, i do think meps are all on the eu gravy train, except me
>>58083813
haha its funny because thats something we ALL do xD
>>58083791
Good thing I didn't become a brony
>>58083835
Would you let your sister peg you?
>Why yes I do believe the concept of nation states is outdated
>>58083813
you exhale oxygen too
>why yes, i do think economic stability means staying in the eu
>>58083808
Get a job.
>>58083730
shit bod
>>58083854
The youngest sisters are too young and young looking
>>58083835
would you be ok with a white man shagging your sister and getting her pregnant?
Scratched my screen protector
>>58083835
How stiff did you get? Around %50 I reckon.
>you exhale oxygen too
>why yes, I do have two legs
>why yes
hope you all drink at least one pint of whole milk every single day
>>58083851
So glad when that shit died. Sure, there are still stragglers but nowhere near as many. Over a year ago it was FUCKING EVERYWHERE online and the cunts would constantly try to force that shit down your throat.
Currently reading Atlas Shrugged by the renowned scholar and pioneer of libertarianism Ayn Rand
A most invigorating read thus far I must say. It truly stimulates ones neurons and manifests an extremely Kafkaesque and bodacious visage through ones mind's eye elevating ones interest to its aphelion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqpAURVz75g
LEFTISTS
>>58083918
his dad is going to take them as his wives. paki tradition.
>>58083869
it does for you
the brexit will be the beginning of yet another polish meltdown
partition when?
>>58083963
>bodacious
stop using that fucking word you fucking wankstain reeeee
would you?
lads
date ideas
go
>>58084019
would i what?
>>58083918
Yes, would prefer it to them fucking pakis
>>58084006
v. borgesian post
>>58084019
yes
>>58083677
I pretty much just wear jeans + tshirt desu, I'm getting some new clothes soon so I'll get some nice colours and chinos. My only footwear are a black pair of vans, blue nike running shoes and some burgundy pumas, so I think I definitely need to step up in the foot department
>>58083687
Used to ride a mtb to work and on sunday bike rides but now I ride a road bike and they really are GOAT, smooth as fuck and fun to ride fast
>>58084047
eat her arsehole
>why yes, I do believe Poland gets an opinion in a /brit/ thread
>why yes I do believe communism is a poisonous ideology that killed millions
