Labour Party edition
crayon pop
winning words that follow
these runts will eat anything that comes out of my mouth
our nige
well I got heartache by the number
going to commence with a poo
I'll see you lads in a bit x
I just don't feel the spark anymore. Can we still be friends?
Anyone else get tired from drinking coffee?
so what's up with that celebrity from that TV program
Crazy right?
>>58073274
Kingston is less violent than Glasgow. I bet that anon fancies his chances of lasting more than 15 seconds there though.
>Danny Dyre
>>58073404
Yeah but you'd be white in Glasgow.
chocolate caramel and milk
taking a poo and going on tram and on gym
a midsummer nights' dream
Doing an interpolation.
>>58073404
>Kingston is less violent than Glasgow
Are you literally fucking insane? Jamaica is one of the most violent countries on Earth.
just sharted lads :*(
genuinely have no motivation to:
get an education
get a job
get a gf
have children
get a life
get friends
feels so-so t-b-h
*opens up salmon coloured broadsheet*
*see that my stocks are up 5%*
hmmn ah very impressive
*sips on tea*
Eating a zinger stacker meal from KFC, it's nice but I don't really see the appeal of thick layers on a burger desu, the normal burgers are a lot easier to eat and still taste nice. I got a hot chocolate with it but it tastes a bit weird
>>58073462
this, no clue what the fuck he's on about, probably went to jamaica but never left the tourist hotspots and thinks he's an expert on the country now.
Having a poo desu lads
pic of me and my sis and my mum
played with my willy in the bogs at work twice now but haven't finished because I bet my gf will want shagging later
property of paki cock
it's time, laddies
*kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca*
>>58073477
*types guardian.co.uk into Safari on my Mac
*see that the f*cking Tories are shooting refugees off the coast of Dover*
BLOODY TORIES
*sips on semen*
did the £1 lunch thing from boots today with that o2 priority offer thing. shit food tbph but you can't really complain for a quid can you
Doing an anger lads
*complains for a quid*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgJbLQtaQps
*does an autism*
>>58073543
he's a good looking bloke no idea why he feels it necessary to act like such a brat on /brit/
>>58073551
Who gives a fuck, she's a sandnigger
*does a little dance*
>tfw you've irrevocably fucked your life up in 100 ways and you're not even 20 yet
RIP me
>>58073573
whatd you eat?
anyone /dundee/ here
blown my gf off twice in a row hope she's getting the message
is it safe to punch your mate really hardi n the jaw? he wont black out and hit his head or something will he?
>>58073655
More like Scumdee amirite
Two organisms of the same species can also age at different rates, so that biological aging and chronological aging are quite distinct concepts.
>>58073656
you will miss her when she's gone
*gets niggy wid it*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_GDl6cBebQ
>>58073656
she blew me off too but i wasnt so worried by that
>>58073551
pakis like pakis?
>visit /brit/ after a week of absence from 4chins
>brits are still poleabooposting
>mfw i still have no idea what is the meaning of all this
can anyone explain the meme to me, honestly?
>>58073639
this katsu wrap thing and some melon and grapes in a plastic pot with a pear, kiwi and wheatgrass smoothie. wouldn't have got any of those things it they weren't going for a quid
>>58073740
fictitious character of a paki who has failed miserably at life
>>58073740
he's been posting for over a year
Of the roughly 150,000 people who die each day across the globe, about two thirds — 100,000 per day — die of age-related causes; in industrialized nations, moreover, the proportion is much higher, reaching 90%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb8G8qA9ibI
me in the hoodie
>>58073749
lad that sounds fucking sick for 1 pound
>>58073740
good gimmick that desu
I tell you what, I hate how politics is dominated by old white males. You know what I'm going to do, I'll vote for one of the oldest currently serving white male MP's ! That will change things!
>>58073684
idk why they call it that desu the people are nice
>>58073470
Give us a source wouldya
>>58073880
candleboxxx - don't stare at mommy's pussy
>>58073880
candle boxxx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SP0s73OhhO
30-Year Old Maria Ozawa Sexing a Tall Blonde Scandinavian White Male with Hitler Youth Haircut
ironic posting has taken over every aspect of my life
I can't think of a single thing I've done recently that wasn't filtered through irony.
>>58073605
who is it?
>>58073949
i assumed it was that ranting spastic from the last thread
>>58073945
who dis?
>ironic posting has taken over every aspect of my life
>I can't think of a single thing I've done recently that wasn't filtered through irony.
>>58073543
is this actually you Japlad?
>>58073794
yeah it's not bad going for what it cost. probably quite healthy too, reckon i'll be pooing like a champion later
girl just asked me out on a date
fucking feminists
>Bought Force Awakens on Blu-Ray due to hype
>Forgot about J J Abrams' clear and outright Jew agenda to strip away any semblance of straight white males
Fucks sake. I took off the wrapping so I can't return it now either
>>58073707
not really
>>58073988
yo momma
>>58073999
no it was the guy bragging last thread
>>58073442
Watching scary videos, lads
Poleaboo how do you feel when you see a wealthy, tall white man with a cute girlfriend?
>>58074021
not sure why you're taking the piss, he's probably much better looking than you
>>58074016
>>58074029
give us a link dickhead
*reads over my notes*
Impressive...
>>58074015
kek, stupid bitch
business idea: play fifa and drink boxed wine and forget my crippling life problems
really wish i wasn't a paranoid fuck so i could sell drugs
>>58074058
he posted it after last thread ended as if that would protect him somehow
only reason I reposted it
>>58073896
>>58073907
Excellent posts
>runts claiming they take notes
shoo
>>58074121
*raises eyebrows*
*jots something down*
>>58074101
>drinking boxed wine
haha alri mr 15 year old
No wonder I can't get a gf, I will never be this alpha.
>>58074121
*jots you down on my list*
Very well... swine...
>>58074146
*takes your notebooks*
*rips out the page with the notes on me*
*pulls out my zippo*
*burns the page*
TRY THAT SHIT WITH ME AGAIN AND IT WILL BE YOU BURNING
having it large WAHEEYYY
>>58074172
wew, being a normie sounds awful
>>58074172
I wrote this.
>>58074101
I've played so many video games but nothing leaves me madder than losing to someone at Fifa.
>muh sunday roast
>muh jokeshear puddin
shut up
>>58074172
that's one of the most fedora things i've ever read lad
*blows lips*
should i have not said "neato"?
>>58074172
I can do all that and better
Edit: thanks for the /brit/ gold!
Nil Balance
post traxxx famz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtw290hknEY
>>58074172
literally the very definition of fedorable
I have anxiety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcqj0aasWo
>>58074172
>has gf
>still feels he has to brag about getting laid
why
>>58074232
i literally cannot handle the levels of rage i get when playing someone 1v1 on fifa, I only play career and pro clubs
>>58074172
>I have a beard
Men should be disciplined and this includes keeping a clean face.
What a wreck
>>58074172
Jeremy Corbyn is so cute 2bh. Does he have a good chance to win?
>>58074259
why did you suggest saturday after she said she was working saturday?
>>58074172
>bragging about having sex with your gf
wew
>Men should be disciplined and this includes keeping a clean face.
>>58074172
>Leddit
Empty threats from a cuckold sugar daddy sure are manly.
post beatz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7ZpPsaMNMM&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxQhFXuzZvc
Who /numale/ here?
need someone to protect my virginity
I'm so weak and fragile
>>58074285
She's fucking perfect desu why don't women aspire to have a body like her and instead think being a skelly is attractive?
hey lads heading out to the shops you want me to pick you up anything?
I've been lonely for so long... I don't know anymore...
i WILL destroy you
>>58074413
Probably me desu since I got these stupid glasses. I don't have a beard though.
>>58074435
get me some 5-meo-dalt, some BK-2CB, some 1-Propionyl-lyseric dunno senpai
>actually thinking the powers that be will let us leave the EU
even if leave win the vote it will be rigged to make sure they lose.
The global elite have too much riding on this.
>>58074338
a beard can be clean
Wag1 cunts
>>58074172
https://www.reddit.com/user/CuriousMischief
This guy is unbelievably fedorable
>>58074435
the "jee eff" as they say
>>58074172
*harms a hair on someone precious to him*
>>58074473
>>58074475
No its not. It shows a lack of disciplined grooming
>>58074417
BRIGHTON
R
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>>58074491
ahh yes, quite the redditor
>why yes I do come to a different forum to talk about what's happening on a different website
>>58074302
Who you got a career with m8?
>>58074172
parents keep pushing me to go the job centre even though I have more than enough money in the bank, only lost my job a month ago and just trying to enjoy life a little before I go back to abject misery, instead she has to fling all her disappointment on me and try and make me feel like shit.
like I'm paying my rent, I really don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong here
>>58074249
just came here to post about how awful british food is
thank you sven
>>58074424
Because having a natural figure this attractive requires 5 numbers and a bonus ball at the genetic lottery.
good news lads
the girl I am tuning DOES NOT watch anime as I posted she liked an anime photo a couple of days ago. It was an error in liking that resulted in it rather than conscious action.
>another day of walsh poster
nah
>>58074491
>What false confession did you have to make because it was easier to confess than it was to prove your innocence? by MuzzleBlast in AskReddit
>"Yes, I did fuck your sister, but I was nice and it only happened once. We decided it wasn't going to work out and its not gonna happen again dude."
This guy is uniroincally an alpha mae
I miss him lads, if only he could end my suffering.
VERY bad edition
How shit is the world going to be in 10 years?
>>58074537
wolves (just won the CL so that's pretty much finished) and northampton
also got a player career as a CB but it's boring as fuck playing as a defender
Doing a lunch lads
gf just sent me this
The elite do not want young white men to own a home and start a family
god I fucking LOVE sunday roast with yorkshire puds in them lads
mhmhmhm
>>58074568
Congrats mate. Put a ring on her finger and post us some nudes.
I'm a golem for the ZOG
>his third eye remains firmly closed.
>>58074634
excellent except the sweetcorn
>>58074679
Good lad
>>58074591
>Read the current popular teen romance novel. Then be the dude from that novel and don't give a damn about what others think.
>I emulated Jacob from Twilight. Worked on 4 different girls. I hated myself, but I got laid.
hahahahaha
>>58074656
moar
>>58074605
Muslim caliphate
Bought a book on Amazon, Sex and Character by Otto Weininger, and when it's finally delivered it has the hardcover binding et al but the actual contents are a different book - Contemporary Boron Chemistry. How do publishers <i> accidentally </i> do this? How do you print the wrong cover to the book (or was it the wrong book for the cover?)?
Writing a scathing review as we speak, lads. What kind of words should I use to really make them feel low?
>>58074693
Nout wrong with sweetcorn on a subway senpai
>>58074595
t. spanged an oxley paddywhacker on the savvy 5-40 heading north to umbridgeshire for a couple of pints at the shilly shallacking rub n a dub
What exactly is the City of London? Is it a sovereign country not part of the UK?
The world was on fire and no one could save me but (You).
>>58074552
No point in going unless you need the money
They literally offer nothing else other than a miserable cunt of a coach to kick you up the arse and moan
>>58074734
><i>
></i>
>his third hole remains firmly closed
saw this girl on the bus last night
Rodrigo “Digong” Duterte, Mayor of Davao City on Mindanao in the Philippines and a front-running candidate for president of the Philippines states publicly that he wishes he had been the first one in raping Austrialian tourist.
>“I was angry because she was raped, that’s one thing. But she was so beautiful, the mayor should have been first. What a waste.”
>“I looked at her face, son of a b—-. She looks like a beautiful American actress …” the presidential candidate said, before making the aforementioned remarks about how he should have been first.
>A YouTube video showing the mayor making these statements recently surfaced and while the commentators have started referring to him as another Donald Trump, this guy makes Mr. Trump look like Mr. Rogers. Among the previous nicknames for Duterte are “the punisher” and “Duterte Harry,” after the Clint Eastwood character Dirty Harry.
>He’s referring to an incident that took place during his first term as mayor in August 1989 at the Davao City Jail. Inmates of the jail overpowered their guards and grabbed their weapons, taking 15 people, including 36-year-old Australian lay minister Jacqueline Hamill, hostage in 1989.
Hamill told Rev. Fred Castillo, another hostage who would later escape, that she had been raped by her captors.They also slashed her throat.
>>58074756
the non-paki good bit of london
>>58074734
Boron chemistry is more useful, unless you want to be a mere primitive cockroach
You should thank them for helping you move past being a mere ape, and becoming a man
made a thing lads
>>58074760
Why you posting pictures of your Dad on a 20+ year old imageboard in the international section, m8?
>>58074734
The publisher would've had nothing to do with it, they would have a book printers do it for them and someone there would've fucked up
t. work at a book printers, that shit happens all the time
>>58074734
tell them you are VERY disappointed in them
and use harsh language but no swearing, you're not a barbarian my dear boy
*smokes pipe*
arranged to meet a girl this evening but not sure if I can be bothered now
>>58074786
pretty sure he name's Kim, she lives in Manchester
>Bought a book on Amazon, Sex and Character by Otto Weininger,
>>58074667
hold your horses hahaha
>>58074659
Why of course not, whatever are you thinking? That wouldn't be affirmative action now would it? Much better that we house all these minorities so as to foster a more "multi-cultural" society.
>>58074634
Rasheed.
i hope every lazy person that has been extremely in a group assignment gets severe cancer and suffers for fucking years before dying.
>>58074875
>affirmative action
FOY
>>58074848
me enjoying superior 2D
>>58074835
matched with a real qt on tinder, long blonde hair and blue eyes, thought I was onto a real winner until I met her and they turned out to be contacts and hair extensions.
i am hurting
>>58074904
why yes I'm always extremely
>>58074786
what a slag, hope she gets raped
>>58074848
It's supposed to be good, lad.
>>58074835
>>58074875
>>58074925
>>58074934
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
I wish Allah (PBUH) would take me now
>400 Somali rapefugees have drowned trying to get to Italy
bit bored desu
>>58074848
Weininger literally influenced all of your great writers, kid. top kek.
>>58074985
>>58074978
thinking about getting my willy wet
Wish zeus would lightningbolt me rn ngl
>>58074978
shocking levels of depraved sexual violence
morning lads
Poleaboo went to the chippy in his pyjama bottoms again
Bought a portion of chips
Guy tried to make conversation with him
Might stop going there now, would make a total of 5 on the street that I have blacklisted
wish I knew how to have meaningful relationships
>>58074824
good to know, lad. thanks.
>>58074830
copied this verbatim, cheers
>>58074985
The UK is entirely London-centric. The government will throw a couple of million pounds in some shitty vanity project up north to make it look like Westminster give a shit about outside of London, but they don't.
The country would be better off if London just seceded from the UK and had it's own country. The rest of the UK can be devolved into factions.
For the rest of the country's sake it's best just so we can contain all the shit into one area
you people who believe in God and shit are scum. The new world will belong to atheism
>>58074985
>>58075036
If I talk to you will you blacklist /brit/? x
>>58075015
Using soap and warm water and a soft towel will get that smeg off your weewee
Don't think i've ever truly loved anyone in my entire life lmao
>>58074985
Whos back at uni
>>58075072
Not the same thing, I can reply and even ignore in my own time here
just copped a gf
in my dreams last night
OI OI LADS
off to work lads
>The UK is entirely London-centric. The government will throw a couple of million pounds in some shitty vanity project up north to make it look like Westminster give a shit about outside of London, but they don't.
>The country would be better off if London just seceded from the UK and had it's own country. The rest of the UK can be devolved into factions.
>For the rest of the country's sake it's best just so we can contain all the shit into one area
>>58075088
i feel the same way desu
>>58075055
Yes, our stupidity will make a radical transition from belief in the existence of God to belief in the nonexistence of God - certainly making good progress with our unjustified beliefs!
>>58075036
Kek fucking madman
>>58075075
speaking from experience mate?
>>58075142
you want some steak & chips with your sauce mate?
>>58075054
British state system WHEN
>>58074797
yeah phillipines can get fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuYgIfHzQTg
The poorfags are angry again
>>58075167
>belief in the nonexistence of God
not atheism
>>58075124
felt a bit deceived by the end of your post if i'm honest.
>>58075142
plates far too small
>>58075055
ummmm is this suppose to be an argument? I don't think so sweetie :) x
>>58075175
Wessex reclamation when?
miss chasing girls lads
>>58075171
It's just one of those facts of life laddy
>>58075258
what, you having a cheesy dick?
should I buy it
havent ahd my way to gym yet
>>58075212
So basically your issue is semantic and we just aren't agreeing on the definition of "atheism". But rather than making this easier for everyone and defining it, you reject my definition.
Let me guess, your definition of atheism is agnosticism, right? And yet two separate terms exist for the same construct, while the "belief in the existence of God" no longer has a unique word?
Nonbelief in the existence of God?
>>58075282
Nope, I keep that shit in check
I haven't had cheesy dick since the first time I got the foreskin back
>>58075142
murderer
>>58075202
REEEEE
I live my day as if it was the last
Live my day as if there was no past tbqh
>>58075330
how do you get shit on your dick mate?
been putting it up other mens bums?
>>58075175
South East is French clay desu.
>>58075315
should be "belief in the nonexistence of God"*** in the second sentence, lad.
>>58075370
Doesn't have to be a guy :3
>UK split up into areas where population is equal to that of London
I could live with this
>>58075315
agnosticism is separate. Atheism is just a lack of a belief. You're talking about gnostic atheism which is a very uncommon belief
>>58075365
are you doing that all night? all summer?
>>58075202
>I don't care if you personally lived through communism, I'm a student and I'm telling you that you are wrong
>>58075370
it's just dirty from age
GET IT??!?!
it's just dirty fromage
fromage is cheese in FRENCH
LMFAOÓ
>>58075202
cunts like this are the worst
I want to punch him
>>58075336
I'm the lyrical gangster
How do I start gyming lads? fancy myself as a proper gym man
Would it be acceptable for me to fly the Queen's Royal Standard during her 90th birthday in a couple days?
It's technically against protocol but surely it's not disrespectful, right?
>>58075416
>That Scotland expansion
FUCK OFF
![[s]2339 Polkagris.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7VOq9Zd.jpg "[s]2339 Polkagris.jpg")
nibbling on 12 of these at the same time
>>58075202
Capitalist jew didn't like the USSR. Big surpirse.
>>58075416
Who /orangepowerhouse/ here?
>>58075416
wales looks comfy
hungry
