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>>58059508
autism
stop trying to cause thread wars dumb pseudo yank
Actual thread:
>>58059415
>>58059415
>>58059415
>>58059415
>>58059583
its for when the mong tier thread gets harvested
first for Hugh
Lads
Cara
bump lads
>>58059789
Maisie
Why yes, I am also doing a monday off
>>58064475
don't be a little melt learning about Greek mythology was the best
or would you rather learn about the fiscal policy the pre-revolutionary government? get a grip
just rekt some australian pile of wank in a debate
britain wins again
>>58064963
>anime poster
lol
doing a year+ off
t. unhappy NEET
>>58065008
your country has officially been H U M I L I A T E D by me
>>58065040
lol gimp
>>58065053
D E C I M A T E D
who's this josie chick?
>>58064963
debating what?
>>58065075
but why
Falklands? Wasn't anyone's. We just thieved it, as we do. What glory, what triumph. A fucking island with sheep. Rule Britannia.
>>58065105
dont impersonate me you weeb freak
I am the epitome of T. rex mode lads
Squat 4pl8 for reps
Can't even bench 2pl8 for a single
JUST
>>58065115
Rasheed
>>58064870
Could watch Elsa take black cock all day desu
>>58065040
You would fug Karen?
>>58065207
nah, i'll give it a miss lad
>visit friend in Swansea uni
>walking down Swansea high street
>Pakis EVERYWHERE
>Old run down, decaying, rotting buildings
>several run down looking Paki shops every few buildings
>The odd tanning salon in between
>just a long street of drab, decaying buildings
What an absolute shithole
>>58065297
you're full of shit matey
Fuck it
Going for dinner
Janny is going to absolutely lose his rag when he sees this mess
>>58065488
Range band on Anglosphere nations imminent
How tall is everyone here then?
>>58065679
5'11"
Tell people I'm 6' even
>>58065679
5'7
>>58065690
>tfw king of manlets
>>58065755
It sucks because it's literally the average height
Tallfags get to stand out in a crowd and turbomanlets at least get noticed
No one cares about painfully average
>>58065819
Nah, it's fine. Grills still notice when you're taller than them, and at 5'11 you're still taller than 95% of them. It'd just be nice to be able to say 6'.
They are playing Justin beiber at this restaurant
>almost 6 am here
>still haven't gone to bed and am about to much another derrie
Fuck me lids I gotta get me shite together
>>58066152
'cause ee' you rike, da ray, you rook so mach
oh baby, you shou' gow an rove yoseff (rong time)
>>58066197
racist much?
>>58066197
They are just playing electronic Western music desu
>>58066233
Is it too rate nao to say solly?
>>58066253
They pronounce r's as w
>>58066253
raff'd at dis
>>58065679
6'1
>Thai girl asked me about racist words for Asians.
>about 5 or 6 jump to mind.
w-well.. there's 'Chink' but that's only for Chinese people! :D YAY!
I'm at a pancake thing restaurant, Im meant to cook it (as in flip it) but I'm making a right twat of myself kek
>>58066345
It's the chopstick incident all over again.
Gaijin has no excuse for bad pancakery
>>58066337
slope
can someone redpill me on warhammer
>>58066388
yeah and the rest
>>58066337
>be in Hong Kong with the misses
>staying in Kowloon so have to do a long walk to the harbour most days
>there's a path that goes under the road and out the other side, quite a big, winding hill on the way out
>walking it one day, local bloke walking towards us, gf suddenly says "Uh oh, here comes my least favourite slope!"
Considering legging it, ngl
>>58066440
lol'd please be true
>>58066452
100%
>people have been posting in the anime thread all this time
>Brexit would leave UK ‘permanently poorer’, threatens Osborne
Sad! People now trust him when it comes to the economy
>>58066440
I understand that slope refers to an Asian's head, but I can't quite picture it. How can a head be sloped? can't find actual pictures on google either
>>58066980
I always assumed it was an eye thing
>>58067036
It is
Where the fuck is everyone?
Are ye dead?
Dead
what is this?
ARE YOU TRYING TO DO THE JANNYS NUT?
>>58068230
Japbro, where are you?
Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea;
Tracing one warm line through a land so wide and savage
And make a Northwest Passage to the sea.
>found the janny on forfreer
>>58068856
I can't get into shanties, bit gutted tbqh.
not sure how much longer I can deal with the loneliness haha
>>58065690
>tfw 6'4
I love calling out manlet who add and inch or two.
>>58068910
northwest passage isn't really done in the style of shanty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
>apply for some digital marketing job for a car dealership. £22k a year for a piss easy job
>they want you to increase sales through social media etc etc
>dont get the job despite marketing degree, artistic talent etc
>check the companies social media a few months later
>they hired some slag that literally just posts someone else's content/articles on their Facebook page.
>>58066345
you're given a fucking metal spatula-like thing. it's like flipping a pancake you tool
Accidently cum in my tea, lads.
wut do?
>>58066345
just pay for hugs, thats all your good for you worthless blog posting autist
So should Poleaboo purchase Resident Evil 6 via PSN?
Y/N?
> as a matter of fact, yes i am unemployed
>>58069031
what tea?
>>58069031
>this is what JFs think is typical british banter
surely websites like this are illegal
http://www.fakies.com.au/
Crashed a drone into a plane lads
>>58069069
He should pre-order Rachet and Clank
>tfw no london gf
do NOT
respond to him
>>58069097
hey mate,
just a heads up; in future, just don't respond to him.
thanks, and have a nice day!
Approaching my 3rd year of online dating and I still haven't had a real gf.
Not sure if this is more or less sad than when I was a kissless virgin three years ago.
>>58069108
>tfw have a north london gf
>>58069069
I'd like you to tap a tea towel around your head, walk into into your local bus station and lob an empty rucksack at people
Does it feel like a Sunday to anyone else?
>>58069088
virus
>>58069108
>tfw she can reach higher shelves than you
>>58069097
Poleaboo wants to play vidya NOW though
>>58069080
Thanks for the unlimited free time and NEETbux, wagie
Why am I perpetually unmotivated and feeling like shit? I don't know a single person like this.
I'm starting to lose my mind
making pancakes
>>58069171
every day feels exactly the same 2bh
>>58069076
Fuckin' got me
doing a 420
>>58069080
>He works
>>58069192
literally me
used to feel like it all the time but about a year ago I thought i'd got over it, now it's back
>found the Janny on janitr
>>58069076
this is brilliant
>>58069192
> I don't know a single person like this.
Okay lads, this is fucking HUGE, we have to do something about it.
This finally convinced me to vote to leave the EU, and you should too.
>>58069187
Smug NEET posting doesn't really work when we know you're gagging for a job lad.
>>58069245
I would literally kill to have his life
>>58069267
*cringe*
>Sent from my iPhone
>tfw you'll never be a dumb pleb again
Why can't I go back in time and tell myself to not do drugs? I've extensively and thoroughly fucked my shit up
>>58069267
nottingham mentioned
>>58069393
Derby actually
>>58069293
I lived in a trailer park every summer when I was a teenager. That show is so spot on with how the people are. It's disturbing.
incredibly lonely lads
considering turning it into a gimmick
Order from a takeaway and the driver gets really pissed if I don't rate him on just eat. Sometimes I do, sometimes I forget. It happens. Am I in the wrong here?
Ordered on friday and the guy said he'd check as soon as he got off work to make sure if I rated. Also wanted me go back and rate any orders I didn't. He seemed really annoyed that I didn't. Am I thinking too much into this? Not my fucking fault he has to deliver food for a living probably on 10p a day. Get another job if you hate your life so much you cunt.
>>58068849
Fuji
Bit shit ngl, but quite relaxing and being out of city air was nice
Doing laundry atm
>great-grandmother was Indian
>all other people in my family were/are white
>I have blue eyes, light brown hair and look ever so slightly tanned
>put on university applications and job applications that I'm Indian
>got into uni with worse grades than a mate of mine who applied for the same course and he didn't
Doing a lonely
>>58069354
Christ
>>58069354
Did you post "TSUUUUUUUUU", or "MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI"?
>>58069426
Did you grow any dope? I imagine it must be fucking easy to do in that sort of community.
>laundry
who are you yank and what have you done with our japlad
>>58069503
nah I posted the "Should /sp/ go back to being a sports bar?" thread yesterday
went on for ages so I didn't think cadfael would ban me but there he goes
>>58069354
How can you get banned on /sp/ It's fucking dead during the day.
>>58069467
UCAS doesn't release information about ethnicity to the universities until after a university offers you a place.
>>58069082
Green tea obviously.
>>58069087
>JFs
who?
Josie would like to know why poleaboo has evaded yet another ban on /int/
>>58069514
My mom always calls it's laundry
What the sign sayz too
>>58069542
is that fucking loser still the janny hahahaha
i remember the shitpost storm when it got found out he was selected hahaha there was only page 0 left
>>58069564
>mom
>laundry
FOY
>>58069506
No but I smoked it. The camp supervisor was a balding alcoholic and there were trailer park milfs. Kinda miss it but only for the novelty. They live a sad existence.
need to pop to the ladies room who's joining me x
>>58069564
imposter
just had a smelly wank
Accidently dropped my willy in the cup of tea, lads.
wut do?
>>58069278
I don't care anymore, I just want to end it all
>hmm, lets not give the "unelected" officials in Brussels any power, but keep the monarchy!
>>58069620
>power
>>58069594
>>58069578
Moths to the flame
>>58069620
God elected the Queen
will be interesting to see what gabby agbonlahor does in the summer
why is big ben known throughout the world as the symbol of London?
I'm not complaining, but it's just a big clock, I don't understand.
>Going grey in my early 20's
Shit genetics lads
>>58069612
If you wanted it to end you'd do something instead of shitposting tbf
>>58069620
>a belgian institution deserves as much power over the British people as a British one
>>58069659
>big ben
>a clock
Rasheed
>>58069660
More like going gay lmao
>>58069659
>big clock
UU
UU
>>58069610
Take it out before it gets too soggy and some of it falls off
>>58069659
Elizabeth tower is based. We don't have that type of thing here.
browsing leftypol
>>58069669
>British
She's German and her husband is Greek
I thought you racists hated Germans?
>>58069620
*cringe*
If you are going to comment on the monarchy, at least understand it.
where do I direct my poo?
>>58069659
Im going to clock you and that fucking anime shit
Josie has her feet up against her cat's bum for comfort and warmth
>>58069738
RIGHT onto my balls
Dog tickling my feet haha
>>58069659
It was the tallest tower in the world when t was built and was built to show the British mastery of time, which we also invented, thus GMT.
>>58069727
Feel tha Buurn amirite guyz
>Rashford for England
>>58069728
Am not a racist
Do not generalise
>>58069741
No wonder you're going grey cunt
*plays a tune on the fiddle*
>>58069664
Waiting for the stars to align
>>58069785
>leftypol
>bernie
hmm
>adverts for holidays to Jersey and Guernsey
I thought you needed to be a millionaire to even enter the places?
*fiddles you*
>>58069797
I am not gay.
>>58069825
Wat. Guernsey has plenty of poor shit areas.
>>58069776
If I was a terrorist I'd blow it up
My gf
Well, not really, but let's pretend
Josie wants to put a bullet in the head of every anime fan
>>58069918
is the pick of Josie that's been posted before actually Josie?
>>58069883
Good thing you are not then haha
Channel Tunnel is certainly quite a feat ISN'T IT
life is reddit, life is memes life is reddit, life is memes life is reddit, life is memes life is reddit, life is memes life is reddit, life is memes
>>58069898
nice gf
>The world's tallest artificial structure is the 829.8 m tall Burj Khalifa in Dubai
>Big Ben's height: 96 m
could probably jump off it and survive tbhh
Poleaboo dad just made him call up his insurance again
Expired on the Wednesday and they haven't sent out his no claims bonus yet
>>58069883
Poleaboo concurs with this post.
willy hurts
gonna watch John Oliver. can't wait to see him really stick it to those racist shitlords
>>58069961
Thanks
I absolutely hate my parents
why are they such weird cunts?
>>58069966
Have you got any further with your "plans"?
>>58069558
Poleaboos ban has expired
>>58069994
everybody is a weird cunt
>>58069936
haha <3 you japan
>>58069967
fuck off poleaboo
Poleaboo? More like Pooeapoo!
>>58069994
Washing your hands after a piss makes no sense. My dick skin is cleaner than my hands, I should be washing my dick, really.
don't reply to him
>>58070021
It's just a matter of playing the waiting game
Once she lands in mainland China, I pounce
alri lads
>>58070068
if your hands are dirty, why do you not wash them
China is 7 hours ahead of us
Bit worried about accessing her account at 3am China time as she might still be awake in order to speak to her parents or something
>>58070101
alri
Gonna be a nice day tomorrow. Already got my route planned to get out on the bike!
Gonna be awesome.
Now consider that there are probably at least 10x as many guys going after even a group of girls like this
>>58070105
Because they are eventually going to get more dirty. Think about it.
>>58070164
number 4 bottom row needs to get on my willy
>>58070164
>>58070138
>>58070118
>>58070105
>>58070075
>>58070068
>>58070041
don't care about any of these posts
was going to introduce my internet gf to my wifes son but i just ate
dropped a 2ltr bottle of water right on my toe in tesco earlier. hurt like a cunt
>>58070164
none of them look like that IRL. All angles.
>>58070164
Poleaboo would lick most of their feet, 8/10 of them for sure
>>58070164
just be yourself
>>58070083
You're not going to find anything juicy. Why are you wasting months on this?
>>58070218
Mate most of those are front-on profiles
Mr 'angles'
Norks
>>58070171
your whole body gets dirty again, yet you bathe
>>58070218
most of them are pretty centred toward the camera tbqh
>>58070263
me with the cigarette
Making te
>>58070198
Why would I care what you think?
>>58070254
>Australian depth perception and eyesight
Rookie mistake
>>58070118
Wait, so is accessing her facebook account the illegal thing you were doing? Why wouldn't you tell me then? I only said I'd grass if you were going to kill someone.
Have an extremely large penis lads
>>58070291
how's the tinder going m8
>>58070294
excuse me did you not see the trip?
I'll give you 10 seconds to apologise.
>>58070281
>yet you bathe
>>58070243
>You're not going to find anything juicy
oh yes I am
This is how normatrons communicate these days
Ignoring that I know via the victim statements that that messenger was used to stage my demise
I also suspect information regarding myself with circulated to others via that method
Further I suspect her off illegal activity which can be proven using the evidence I gather through this
>>58070304
Don't think we've been online at the same time for a while
WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER THE HILL?
IS IT A MONSTA?
IS IT A MONSTAA?
>>58070164
Really? Would literally swipe left to every one of those munters on tinder
Different strokes I guess
>>58070328
Still no matches in Fuji
I'll just wank instead
might start going to mental health therapy sessions, see if I can find any qts with really low self esteem
>>58070351
>which can be proven using the evidence I gather through this
Stop watching Sherlock Holmes. You aren't allowed to use evidence obtained illegally.
>>58070378
The whole point is that they're all munters ya dummy
>>58070383
Remember, swag is for boys, class is for men.
>>58070414
just stop replying to the little spastic
>>58070351
So whats your plans on proving this illegal activity? seeing as there is no way you can tell anyone you accessed her chat logs.
Fucking someone elses girlfriend is the ultimate display of alpha-ness
White girls who let themselves get fucked by niggers have no self-respect.
*has anxiety*
*posts bare arse online*
Heh
>>58070414
Father Brown>Sherlock Holmes
>>58070423
Well I wouldn't swipe right to >>58069898 either though
Maybe that's why I find tinder so shit now, nobody to swipe right to, but I see attractive women on the street all the time, who I could easily get their number
>>58070414
>>58070437
I do want to prove my innocence in a court of law
But proving my innocence to you guys and any once else who'll listen will be good enough
Guess I could push my solicitor to grill he in the courtroom until she confesses
>>58070467
>dis mad ass white boi
>>58070469
why was it red though?
I've Honestly found out how you get laid. You start a fight, but you have to win. Makes them wet as October.
>>58070424
>how do you want your fucking weapon senpai
>ahh yeah could you put a tonne of handles all over it so people can grab it easily and then make it curve outward making the process even easier for the other guy because i want to fucking die
>say no more
>>58070441
i almost fucked a girl with a fiancee hahahaha
her friend pulled her aside and convinced her to go home with her instead of me and the lads and a couple of other girls
hmm
>>58070505
still wish that guy would tell us how much he earns ffs
how long does Royal Mail Tracked take?
It just says it's royal mail tracked and not 1st or 2nd class or anything
>>58070467
that goes without saying
>>58070493
>But proving my innocence to you guys and any once else who'll listen will be good enough
But you hate us. You call us cumskins and want us to suffer.
>kids born after 9/11 are in court charged with murder
>>58070488
Yeah alright mate show me a pic of a woman you WOULD swipe
>>58070441
that's just being a cunt
>>58070493
>But proving my innocence to you guys and any once else who'll listen will be good enough
We KNOW you put a camera in a girls bathroom and tried to hack someones facebook account among other things. The only thing you can prove is the girls and others involved are cunts which I guess is alright.
>kids born after 9/11 are fathers now
>>58070553
the only cunt is the person cheating, the other person has done nothing wrong imo
>>58070441
Fucked some white pig months ago that had a boyfriend, really increased my libido and aggression desu.
Found a 1938 penny earlier lids, funny to think it would have been used around the time of WW2.
Put it in engine compartment of a digger me and my dad have been fixing, maybe in a hundred years time when the penny is worth something, whoever then owns the machine then might find it and have a good day.
Did you guys even have Blockbuster?
>>58070603
if they know they have a significant other they are still at fault
>>58070631
mine closed about 2 years ago.
>>58070653
I miss the smell
>>58070626
I've got a penny from 1865 and that's worth fuck all
>>58070631
used to be one near me now it's a cafe
>>58070541
It would prove my superiority via proving my purity
Then you'll all feel bad for having cast judgement on me
I don't know, maybe I just want to prove to myself that I am definitely the victim in all this
>>58070593
>The only thing you can prove is the girls and others involved are cunts which I guess is alright.
That's the plan, that they manipulated events and people in order to push for the harshest treatment possible from the police, university and employers
>>58070547
Genuinely wouldn't, but alright, here's the last girl I matched with
>>58070631
All dead now
>kids born after 9/11 can now get their free bus pass
>>58070685
She doesn't look like a Jennifer
>>58070631
fucking yes m8
*rolls eyes*
>>58070632
if they like relentlessly hit on the other person and shit and constantly get rejected then i guess maybe but most of the time, they have no obligation.
if my gf went out and fucked some other guy, i wouldn't even be mad at the guy. hes just doing what every guy wants to do. the gf is the one with the obligation to not go out and fuck some guy.
>>58070685
Literally looks like a man with tits
>>58070675
>>58070702
Some things use to be better
>>58070671
nah shut up
that's because nothing interesting happened at that time, but this is ww2 we're talking about here
>>58070685
bit grim
>>58070685
Not that nice desu. Especially those dead fucking brown eyes.
>>58070685
that girl is literally less attractive than >>58069898 though
having a go
>>58070685
really really ugly
>>58070747
Couldn't care less, she's more attractive than the girl you posted, and it's not like we're ever even going to talk lmao
Tinder's just for the ego
>>58070730
yeah, I do think that they aren't to blame persay, but think its at least their responsibility to tell the poor bloke if they can.
Reminder, Irregardless is not a word
>>58070776
I think its negligible enough for personality to be the deciding factor.
>>58070800
>t. can't get hugs from tinder girls
>>58070164
and they can all have them
>>58070820
nah, it's really not.
we aren't even discussing personality either. why would anyone on here give the smallest shit about her personality lmao
>>58070776
'no'
That girl is trying to be 'sexy' by biting her lip, but she just looks like a retard in the process
>I see attractive women on the street all the time, who I could easily get their number
>>58070890
They aren't dolls, even if you are going to fuck them you will have to deal with their personality.
>I think its negligible enough for personality to be the deciding factor.
howling
>>58070899
as opposed to someone who looks to be literally mouth breathing while concealing half of her face behind her hair?
>>58069267
>>58069393
Notts mentioned
waiting for a nu
>>58070953
Yes
@58070950
>cant even fedora post correctly
>when you ask a leave voter why they're blotting leave
>"uhh immigrants stealing my job seekers and the eu iraqi law making fags dear"
>>58070685
this bird looks like a lad in my class who i'm pretty sure spends around 80% of his time doing tabs
regardless this one is not attractive
Forgetting my earphones this morning and hearing every conversation on the train made me realise how stupid the general public is
>>58070909
needs brendan in the shop having a look
think Hiroshima should make @posting act like >>posting
Should probably get out of bed desu
>>58070942
>girl A is cute
>fuck off, girl B is cuter
>no, she isn't
>well it's close and girl B has a better personality
literally lmaooo
>>58070942
Not him but are you retarded?
Why even bring up personality if you don't even know the other girl?
>>58071005
>listening to random conversations on the train
alri NSA
>@58070950
>>cant even fedora post correctly
howling even harder
>>58070757
WW2 started in 1939 though.
>>58070953
>blonde girl
poor jaw, thin upper lip, thin eyebrows, thin eyelashes.
>brown girl
Great jaw, great cheekbones, great eyebrows.
Face it, you're wrong.
Can any Scots here tell me if Maggie from Extras has a different accent to Mhairi Black. Because the former's accent is kind of qt, the latter not so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLWWFU7r2K0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZAmhB55_-k
>>58071005
Did that one time and i had to listen to some loud radical feminist shout to her friend sitting right next to her on the bus.
>He doesn't own at least 5 battle ready cold steel katanas to protect his virginity
>>58071049
>>58071005
>going home from work friday
>getting massive case of sinusitis
>head feels like it's about to explode
>go to quiet carriage
>some dumb bitch is having a domestic over the phone with her bf because he's cunt eyed at 5pm on a thursday so she has to walk to coles and walk home with all the shopping
>girl behind me is loudly talking about how she once made a pink cloud for her primary school teacher and the teacher thought it was really cute (this girl is at least 20)
>mfw
