anime wins again Edition
Why is Karen so shit? She ruined the whole /brit/.
crayon pop
>>58065214
Karens feet a best
>>58065214
>>58065242
>>58065267
delete all these
start the thread again
>girl superliked me
>i swipe left
I was going to post something edgy but instead have a cucked halal school bus the captcha supplied.
>mate and i have a discussion months ago about girls we would rather each other not get in wtih
>mate got in with one of mine
>i now get to punch him in the face
wew
Tinder casual sex gets tedious after the first few weeks tbqh.
Tinder casual sex gets tedious after the first few decades tbqh.
mum needs to get some food into my belly NOW
mum needs to get some food into my belly NOW
What do you call this in bongland?
mum needs to get some food into my belly NOW
Damn it lads need to leave for work soon. I start at 9.
Breakfast first though.
Reminder that Gimmicks are for autists
>we will never leave because Cameron and his gang of bankers don't want us to
>>58065412
al ah min eye um
cuh an
>>58065412
yancolade
>visit friend in Swansea uni
>walking down Swansea high street
>Pakis EVERYWHERE
>Old run down, decaying, rotting buildings
>several run down looking Paki shops every few buildings
>The odd tanning salon in between
>just a long street of drab, decaying buildings
absolute shithole
>>58065456
triggered
http://www.intermix.org.uk/features/FEA_21_football.asp
>Literally ALL of these man kick ball players have black fathers
>Literally ALL of them ran off
>white "women"
How does anyone raise kids these days when it takes two people working to afford a household?
>another girl superlikes me
>swipe left
devilish lads
have to go to work for a tad
be back in just an hour or two, keep the thread yank free while I'm gone
looks like the /brit/ train has finally ran out of steam
![rolacola[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2QblpkT.jpg "rolacola[1].jpg")
>>58065412
ROLA COLA???
>this is """affordable""" """"""starter home""""" """"""""housing"""""""" in """"""""""""great"""""""""""" Britain
>£155,000
>we will never leave because Cameron and his gang of jewish bankers don't want us to
>>58065571
You could always leave.
>>58065553
I unironically have a shed that is bigger than that house. What the fuck
>>58065553
You'll get 20% of that as a 6 year interest free loan from government lad.
Most of us are living in dingle rooms so that's big for us.
>>58065588
need to be comfy while the bull handles the missus eh
>>58065553
I have no problems with tiny starter homes like that. I'm not expecting to walk into a big 4 bed middle class home with my first job.
But £155k for starter homes in unacceptable
>>58065553
man.......
My 24 year old cousin inherited two £400k+ properties over the past two years.
On the downside his parents both died over the past two years and he was the first one to find both bodies (stroke, heart attack). My mum and I are literally his closest remaining family.
gotta go to the lavvy to bob an otter
>>58065553
In the mid 90s, my dad bought a massive 4 bedroom detached house, with a separate double door garage, large garden, own driveway, in a fancy middle class suburb for £110,000
Do people seriously still not believe immigration has fucked up the housing market?
I just don't understand how people can ignore it
>>58065707
Yeah but he remembered to jus b himself. Just b urself bro and it will work out.
>>58065668
Jesus that's bad, as a catholic I can't imagine not having 20+ cousins on both sides of the family.
Do you talk to him often?
>>58065668
>two £400k+ properties
That would be $1 465 000. here. He could buy a mansion. Or a big house with acres of land.
>>58065746
they're the same people that think islam is a religion of peace
>>58065756
>I can't imagine not having 20+ cousins on both sides of the family.
>tfw
don't even remember half their names
BBC this morning was unironically broadcasting a lot of pro-leave stuff on their breakfast show. Like saying economics mean we'll be better and small business etc etc, showed some ireland and wales factories. Thought they were cucks?
>>58065553
I don't understand.
Banks tend to give you a mortgage for three and a bit times your wage. So to afford a basic starter home, you have to be earning £50k? Even if you and a gf were working you'd have to be earning £25k each. For a STARTER home.
How did we fuck up so bad?
>>58065810
Well they have to throw the odd differing opinion in their to keep up appearances of being impartial.
It's like when you see debate shows and they always without fail have 3 lefties ganging up on the lone conservative
>>58065781
I know all of them. Hell, I babysit a lot of them.
Taigs gonna taig
>>58065707
You just have to look the manager straight in the eye and say "I'm your man. When can I start?"
For goodness sake, son. I owned my own home and had 2 kids when I was your age. Stop being lazy and playing computer games, get off your backside and get a well paying job
this thread does have a certain "pan au chocolat" about it
>>58065988
Are you a cuckoldist?
>>58065553
Could be worse. I'm paying your equivalent of £300 a month too rent this shithole
https://www.google.ca/maps/@51.371773,-55.5924916,3a,75y,354.24h,77.49t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sQ2kF7dYMjcIn9ZsGordRCg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
Just had my first blowjob.
The empowerment feeling overwhelmed me blowing in her mouth as she swallowed it.
For a moment I was in pure clarity everything in the universe just came together
skedging for some yellow bentines
Heil Merkel
>>58065760
He lives in one of the houses and rents the other.
>>58065756
>Do you talk to him often?
Yeah, we keep in touch. He had Christmas dinner with us this year.
Man, his dad was a TOP bloke. Posh as hell, from a good family, Oxford educated, yet could still bring the banter. Why he married a chain-smoking alcoholic harpy like my mum's older sister I will never know.
Both houses originally belonged to him tbqh, his wife got his original house at the divorce, so he build a new, better one.
Whenever they attended some family occasion at the same time she was always bitter and sarcastic towards him (always called him by his last name too), while he laughed her off with top banter.
I feel so sorry for the janitors on this site lads.
>>58066103
surely the generous salary makes it easier to take
Rock and roll died when Sid Vicious advertised butter.
Now we're stuck with wiggers and hip hop
>>58066140
DAE le wrong generation XD
Howling at the thought of some fat neckbeard looking me in the eye and saying 'I'm your man. When can I start?'
>>58066140
>Sid Vicious advertised butter
what?
>>58066140
link to the ad?
>>58066103
Don't worry lad, we're all volunteers.
>>58066205
>>58066208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mSE-Iy_tFY
>>58066228
that's not sid vicious
goin asda
anyone want out?
>>58066244
I know it's johnny rotten, I assumed that's what he meant
>>58066228
That's Johnny Rotten you fucking leaf.
>>58066257
see if they've got any clarky cap
>>58066263
I know, but that's what idiots refer to when they say punk died with butter
>>58066050
whats the actual context of merkel discarding the flag? I see it brought up all the time but its never actually explained why she did it
>>58066140
First, define 'rock and roll'.
Second, how/when did it die?
Thirdly, how can a massive global DIY scene for rock still exist if it is supposedly dead?
Gave my gf a little spanking this morning lads. She crawled over me to turn off the alarm clock and stuck her elbow in my solar plexus. Felt justified in holding her down and giving her a little punishment.
Kinda enjoyed it tbqh. She seemed to as well.
>>58066140
A. That's Johnny Rotten (aka John Lydon)
B. The Sex Pistols was punk
Lads I ordered something online. Came from America,
Track the order, it's made several stops in America, landed in London, went BACK to America, made two more stops in America
FUCK OFF YANKS
Why the fuck do I have to repay student loan when I make 18k just because I went to uni in 2008?
After 2012 you have to make over 21k
Unfair as fuck.
Bets looking good lads
Shall I cash out?
>>58066393
I live in Wales where if you make your first repayment, they knock off £1500 of your debt
halal haribos fucking suck lads
*does a loud screeching noise*
>>58066140
>>58066358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKDFjxXVFrk
Cock sparrer best UK punk
>>58066393
>Polish taxpayer paid for my undergraduate degree in full
>EU taxpayer paid for my MSc in full
>UK taxpayer paid for my PhD in full
>ah yes, punk rock is so cool because I'm a rebel I'm fighting the establishment, I'm so cool, I just don't care
>"Do you want chocolate topping on that cappuccino, ma'am?"
D A M A G E D
>>58066465
EU students don't get free uni here.
http://youtu.be/IuYgIfHzQTg
Absolutely SAVAGE
I love it
>>58066496
But we can get fully funded RCUK studentships.
Thinking of ordering a vive from the us. Even if it gets caught at customs it will still be cheaper.
It's $700 in us and £700 here. Even if I had to pay the 20% sales tax that's only £595
>>58066467
<3
>remembering that you live on an island with a restricted gene pool filled with masie-tier ogres with faces ruined by British genetics and that outside here women naturally look amazing
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1460803629018.jpg
Feels bad.
>>58066525
Explain how. This needs to be plastered over all the papers
>on some piece of shit dating site
>girl without a DP sends me a message saying 'hi'
>send her a message back saying 'hi girl with no face'
>wait a while, picture appears
>kinda cute, to me at least
>lots of shared interests
>send her a question
>she sends back like a 400 word reply including an apology for no pic, answer and question
>it's full of smiles and the attitude is really peppy, breath of fresh air
>send back a reply of similar length
>log on today to see if she replied
>she deleted her account
Haha that counts as a conversation right
Willy smells bad today lads
>>58066084
Sounds like a good lad, I'm sorry for his and your loss.
(You) there, what day is it?
>>58066563
Just by applying normally. EXTREMELY few research council studentships are limited to UK students only.
Example, literally first studentship offer I clicked at random:
http://www.jobs.ac.uk/job/ANC867/4-year-bbsrc-icase-phd-studentship-the-effects-of-novel-phytocannabinoids-and-their-combinations-on-blood-brain-barrier-permeability/
>Funding for: UK Students, EU Students
>>58066623
Monday
http://youtu.be/QXwOdSqF8dI
On some bullshit course with a load of mongs that the job centre made me go on
Not enjoying this shite
>>58066640
How the hell did Gavin come out of Quebec?
>>58066670
If you're on a course via job centre you must be a mong too lad.
Some large Scouse lady sat next to me talking to her self lads
Don't feel safe at all
>>58066670
What's the worst to happen so far lad?
Unironically waiting for one of these haha
>>58066715
Mong ranting about the EU
Went on to say Canada ducked out of some EU agreement years ago and is now a booming economy
Couldn't be arsed to correct him
>>58066703
Oh god she's going on about how tasty the pigeons would be in pies
>>58066635
Emailing this to daily mail.
Just another example of immigrants living on our taxes
>>58066749
>Went on to say Canada ducked out of some EU agreement years ago and is now a booming economy
I'll suck dick for crack
Nationalise the rail industry
>>58066736
TFL runs some fucking old arse trains on their on rail network.
>>58066768
She's now talking about how Blackpool is a "nice place"
Why does no one thank whites for ending slavery in a time where it was universally accepted as a normal thing to do?
>>58066802
Agreed.
And you don't have to be socialist to think this t.b.h
>>58066817
She's mentioned about how its going to be coffee time when she gets home, and then started to talking to me about the longest day of the year or something
Think she's got a few problems
>>58066791
Okay lad.
UK research thrives on brain drain and getting the best and the brightest from many countries though. UK applicants tend to be quite lousy.
When I was at Warwick there were two native Britons in my research group of 16 people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMlcn-_jpWY
>>58066839
Because the only thing whites invented and didn't steal from us PoC is slavery baka
Why should we thank whites for inventing something that bad?
>>58066889
Don't care the british tax payer shouldn't be funding the education if Europeans when it doesn't fund it's own people
>Boaty McBoatface
Ah yes, let's nationalise the rail service and centralise the entire countries travel to a large inept bureaucracy.
Capitalism breeds competition which breeds improvements.
It's not the systems fault that trains are shit and overpriced. It's because we allow these shit companies to get away with it.
If we kept the mail service in the hands of the government, we wouldn't have companies like FedEx or whatever that invented tracking codes and next day delivery etc. We'd still be relying on the shitty post office
>>58066950
soooo epic
It should not be this hard for a young, alright-looking guy with a job in a big city to find a date
Fuck
Turns out that the V4 countries didn't like that the UK was stopping child benefits for EU migrants
I would wonder why that could be?
>>58066943
You can get such funding in EU countries as well, or even in the US for that matter. Universities in general do what they can to expand their pool of applicants.
>>58066917
Ah, yes, nations were built on slavery.
If that's so, why aren't African countries first world? Did the slaves invent and design the buildings and things they built? Did they invent the boats and trade and manufacturing tools etc?
>>58066962
I agree but it doesn't really work with trains because the lines are essentially a monopoly
my line which goes directly into Liverpool street from Southend is fucking shit
trying to chat with this nervous-looking guy on the bus but he keeps fobbing me off to go on his phone
rude tbqh
>>58066983
you're grasping at straws now mate, you and I both know that's not what it means
slaves were cheap labour
>>58066983
Because YOU lot destroyed everything to lower the morale of us PoC and have tried to wipe out any mention of it
>>58067019
>whites (only 6% of Americans owned slaves at its peak) are the only people to have owned slaves
L M A O
>>58066989
Government owns the lines. When BR was privatised so were the lines. They were private for about a decade and then the company went bankrupt
>>58066962
ah yes, a """""competitive""""" system is always better and """""""""""""""""cheaper""""""""""", because if it works for A, therefore it must always work for B
>2016
>not being A
Enjoy your not-working system, Bfags
>I want a man that has a nice place, ambition, reasonable hours, good body, sense of humour, and will always look after me
>Well I want a women who can cook
>Wow okay. So you want a mother. Not me, sorry.
What the fuck mane
>>58066943
>we shouldn't strive to be the centre of European research because "muh foreigners"
Some Scots just got my >>58066736 and said its like a bus
I wonder why that could be?
>>58067004
Brits don't like to talk to strangers on the bus, rasheed.
>>58067117
The amount of demands birds have these days while thinking they should offer fuck all in return is pretty ridiculous innit.
Is monarchy the closest thing we'd have to constitutionalism
>>58067193
That's because there are probably 3 guys online for every girl
Even 3/10s will be turning down 5/10s
>>58067193
Do European women cook? Younger women here can't cook for shit or will refuse. I'm sick of what I make. Italians maybe?
>>58065320
>m8 wont get off my back because i don't talk to many girls on fb and don't add them when i meet them
>add a girl because i want to fug her
>he pokes her and sends her random message requests and keeps trying to take my phone to send her stupid shit
>>58067117
My gf cooks, cleans, and irons my clothes for me.
It's one big damn conspiracy, and everyone's in on it
including HER
>>58067254
I gave up on British women long ago. Everyone here just buys ready meals you put in the microwave.
Got me a white washed Latina fiancee and she cooks pretty good. She's quite traditional minded. Actually has some fucking morals and values which is refreshing
What do you miss about the early 00s lads?
Unironically just got marked down because my essay was 'problematic'.
>>58067286
>My father use to come home from work every day and have a hot meal in front of him just waiting
>I will never have that
>>58067335
we were born in the wrong generation
>>58067286
does she wipe you bum for you aswell?
>>58067315
Lucky man
>>58067117
I do want a mother for my children tbqh
>>58067320
only giving a fuck about watching me afternoon cartoons and what was for snack
>>58067315
Most British girls are pretty shit tier and lazy as fuck these days.
>>58067320
They very early 00s?
Not going to school
why brits like azunyan so much?
>>58067315
Hope she ain't got any fucking-morals if you know what I mean lad haha!
>not having a professional baker gf
You're missing out lads
>>58067366
No la I do it myself.
That said my poo is so well formed I barely need to wipe.
>>58067193
women's sexual liberation is the downfall of western society
>[braces for hat-attack]
>[braces for hat-attack]
>>58067394
because
Mugi is a race traitor
>>58067315
>tfw masterchef has inspired a new generation of food wankers who talk about "textures" and "layers of flavour" like they have a fucking clue what they're on about.
you know you're wasting your night when you literally hear a conversation about the "layers of flavour" in a ben & jerrys icecream.
>>58067423
>wanting frigid women
kek
>>58066043
I took some cake last night and nearly cried all the water out of my body.
>>58067483
Behold this culinary masterpiece. Layers of Bologna covered in mayo and mustard as "icing". Put in the fridge for a few days then re-heated. The layers of flavour are amazing.
Sweden reprograms school children after mock elections yield a right-wing result
‘Like 1984’ — politician admits to bussing migrants to schools to guilt students away from controlled borders views
The deliberate, and apparently successful reprogramming of Swedish school children’s political views was revealed by a boastful Social Democratic Party party member in the nation’s left wing, best-selling newspaper Aftonbladet. Speaking for an article celebrating the arrival of migrants at one Stockholm suburb school suburb councillor Ebba Östlin explained the effort to change the school had started in 2010.
https://archive.is/yndOJ
>>58067234
>3
more like 30
>>58067320
no responsibilities
>>58067320
2002 WC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIexE4B1GHY
Not sure if 3rd from the bottom is entirely correct haha
Double dissolution lads, who you voting for?
My gf honestly believes that she's close to winning a car because she's got 2/3 of the McDonald's stickers. She's been telling everyone
>>58067544
ahh yess
the explosion of flavours. i first taste the bologna and the richness of the processed meat but as i'm processing it, BOOM the mayo hits.
just when i think i'm done, and my mouth is left in awe of what has transpired, the mustard comes a-knocking and that's when things hit 5th gear.
that's how these fucking wankers talk. it's embarrassing, absolute prole tier cretins
>>58067585
No wonder home schooling is on the rise, as well as governments trying to make it illegal
>>58067619
liberal :^)
>>58067623
>that's how these fucking wankers talk
As embarrassing as the way you post, you cringewrothy fucknut.
>>58067620
Genuinely embarrassing
>>58067466
like mugi could handle niggers
>>58067619
another fucking election? are you pulling my fucking dick
i just had to fucking vote for some other stupid shit. leave me alone REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I have given up on women, not because I am an unlikable twat but because I am enlightened by my own (i.e. /pol/'s) intelligence
>>58067619
>tfw no nige to vote for
guess its ldp for me
>>58067661
Don't know why women are all so stupid. She's about to be a doctor, but did this shit and recently asked me if dragons were real but are just extinct
Even 'exam smart' women are so dull
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?!
>>58067658
nobody can accuse someone else of being cringeworthy when they use the term "fucknut" ay
HECTORRRRRRRRRRRRR
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1460717961149.webm
>>58067623
>>58067544
>Anglos discussing food
I have a feeling Perrie or Mario is going to visit the thread and try to argue for food wankery
My mum said she thinks people should be locked up if they are unemployed, she then looked at me and said that I was no use to society
>>58067682
>oh god i hate /pol/ so fucking much reeeee
>/pol/ everywhere fuckin internet nazis i can't ever post about anything else
>omg everyone i don't like is also /pol/
>fedora picture activate take that /pol/ take that /pol/ btfo
>>58067661
>>58067702
I've noticed.
When women are in groups they become a lot of fucking headless chickens, regardless of how smart individually those girls are.
>>58067619
Is this a general election?
Does this mean you can kick out that Republican wanker of a PM?
>>58067755
SHE WANTS SMACKING IN THE FOOKIN MOUTH, M8
>>58067771
You seem upset.
>>58067777
This applies to men too.
>>58067785
opposition leader is a republican too
we are fucked lad
>>58065412
100% serious answer - fizzy pop
>>58067814
>You seem upset.
no it's just you seem obsessed and they're aloof
>>58067620
Cannot fathom how someone's third eye can be so tightly shut. Good lord.
>>58067814
Dunno about that.
My experience reflex differently.
>>58065553
Most of us lads will be living with mummy and daddy until our mid 30s
>>58067831
Sounds like you're fucked haha
Do you use First Past the Post?
>>58067864
*reflexes
*spits in your face and you start crying*
fucking runt
>this arseblasted unwelcome aussie fag
>>58067837
It's a shame that the only way to describe it that isn't yanklike sounds so childish
>>58067883
nah, we're fucking sane.
preferential voting here.
>>58067864
>>58067896
>reflex
>*reflexes
So, where are you from?
Love has nothing to do with sex! But yes, human touch is beautiful and keeps us healthy in mind. But If partners can't stimulate each others minds anymore because the souls interests were never really on the same page from the start and the attraction towards each other was just based on a common addiction, then it is only a matter of time until the sexual attraction goes away and sex becomes a boring or a selfish act.
Also the dependant, needy tend to hurt with words or actions while the dependant, selfish are able to ignore it all and just do what ever they feel like until shit hits the fan in one way or the other. Hurt people hurt people. In many cases that energy play can last for a lifetime unless one side reaches the point of calling it quits in self defence.
>>58067841
Manage to divine that from my anonymous post did you? Very impressive.
now FOY
> voting to stay in the EU when your tax money is going to pay for immigrants to go to uni
Ah yes very good.
>>58067908
>>58066525
>>58066635
outrageous tbqh
>>58067896
>>58067864
>reflex
>reflexes
It's just that book smart women can and mostly do have no common sense or general knowledge, they just revise for their exams and that's it
>>58067969
please don't
>>58067964
>implying I pay taxes
reflexesexes
>>58067923
>>58067975
*reflects
I knew I double fucked up there after I posted.
>>58067959
>Manage to divine that from my anonymous post did you
today i learned that reading is on par with telepathy in england
>why yes, i am an expert on women despite the only one i have ever kissed is my mother
looking to buy some head gear that accurately reflexes my superior intelligence lads, any suggestions?
>>58068000
Anyway
>Dunno about that.
>My experience reflects differently.
Never seen a football match and it's aftermath then?
morn-
oh
afternoon lads haha
OY M8'S
IT'S 1 BONG
BACK TO WORK
>>58068052
a hardhat
>looking to buy some head gear that accurately reflexes my superior intelligence lads, any suggestions?
>>58068063
>GMT+1
>>58067980
mate when i'm with my friends, we act like the biggest dumb cunts on earth despite the fact we all have pretty good degrees/jobs and shit
and a lot of the time with bigger groups, it's the same. i've seen guys in med school ride fucking bikes off a roof into a pool.
Brb going to protest austerity, house prices and wages while holding #welcomemigrants banners
Karen thread?
>>58068109
Yeah, we have a few stories about junior doctors being pricks when they get together in this country, too
>>58068154
is this story called strikes
>>58068036
Actually, I kissed the bride at a wedding for some photos thing
The more I think about it the weirder it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgO7M7HAZ_0
>>58068154
>junior doctors being pricks
riding bikes off the roof is absolute banging banter, i'm just saying how we act doesn't always reflect intelligence
>>58068154
t. Jeremy "oppressor of the proletariat " Hunt
>>58068036
Well yea I would be surprised if anyone here hadn't kissed your mother
>>58068153
No sexualising Karen please
Wondering how much a hug costs in Japan lads?
having a squizz
planned a proper lads night out tonight
>>58068036
Ha, I've kissed plenty of female relatives lad. Aunts, cousins, grandmothers, you name it. Lips as well.
The hypocrisy of lefties wanting Muslims to take over isn't really hypocrisy if you think about it.
Lefties are part of a Marxist doctrine to crash western society, so anything that furthers their agenda will be welcomed. Even if a bunch of lefty homos get murdered by Isis in Britain, they will happily be part of that sacrifice
>>58068203
t. Jr. Dr. Rupert "Strike Everyday" Rutherford
>>58068063
>OY
It's OI
>>58068247
Wonder how many JUST reaction pics will be posted by Brits after we vote to stay and the French and Germans are laughing at us
>>58068052
A MAGA hat
>>58065923
AND GET OFF MY LAWN YA DUMB KIDS
>make a post against lefties
>fedoras appear instantly
Amazing
Think I've seen something worse than the Porsche Panamera lads
A diesel Porsche Panamera
Ever had a Big Sausage Pizza, lads?
>>58068270
>tfw brexit fails
>>58068270
Was thinking about this last night.
FUCK I will literally want to shoot myself
Wait what people actually started posting in this thread
