Sheev Edition
cara
Going to do a big lie in tomorrow
Feels like ages since it was a bank holiday
crayon pop
1 2 come on are you ready
>barca
>thinking tyson fury is better than mike tyson
dont make me laff
Here
>>58038010
It's a bank holiday?
>poopelona
>mfw people here get so bitter if you mention you can get with a Korean girl
it's time, lads
*kneels down prostrated facing Mecca*
>>58038021
>>58038129
umm, this is the normie general so you should probably refrain from posting that sort of stuff before i relentlessly bully you haha
How the fuck do you get back up to Patches in DS3?
>>58038169
>fish people
>attractive
lads
all these kpop posts gave me aids
>>58038132
Yeh lad
Really wish the janny would unban anime hand guns and the UKIP pakis would end the immigration EU brexit and trade with the k-pop cara poleaboo
>>58038094
bruce lee would have destroyed both
fuck grasses, snitches and tell tales
>only bank holiday I get is Christmas Day and Boxing Day
ah yes very impressive
>>58038169
do they?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYF-m1IhPTU
N E W S A R G O N
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>>58038180
more
what's a good place online to by a vape?
if i catch aids then imma start rapin bitches
>>58038221
alri
>implying psychoactive ban is going away
>Implying it's not coming back next year banning more things than ever.
>>58038219
in the cathedral?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
what happened lads
>>58038270
I really don't know
bruce is the king but could he handle mikes sheer speed and power?
>>58038188
You must not have heard about my height and build mate. If you had you would've thought twice before posting that.
Literally me on the left
>>58038322
jog on
>>58038350
mate you're a bit fucked in the head aren't you lol
pussy and rum
that's a rider for real MCs
Goodnight, lads.
it is hilarious the british is a racist nation when they are inbred whites with profound european genes ingrained in them
like me being racist of bretagne
why
Why
environmentalism is a luxury of the rich
>>58038326
>>58038221
Good lad Are George is. Good lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i2AJ4NB7aI
>>58038351
ye
need her as my gf now
>>58038416
goodnight
>>58038416
is he ok?
>>58038427
good post
>>58038448
that is actually the worst pic of her i've ever seen well done mate
>>58038322
do you actually sit there for 23 minutes and listen to this cunt drone on?
>>58038350
that's just not cricket if I'm honest mate
ANyone got Kev edits?
>>58038428
Nice
>>58038392
>implying your height and build will save you from a skilled krav maga artist
your a idiot
>>58038393
the jews did this
>>58038188
i'll have you know i'd be the one doing the bullying haha
>>58038425
We're not racist against whites though are we
we just don't want brown muslims africans and slavics living here (poles are not white)
>>58038483
I play him in the background while I do other things.
>>58038482
piss off you fucking weapon
>>58038358
Yeah
http://imgur.com/gallery/D7EjU
got hard because of this haha
can't find any decent bulls in Swindon
this town is absolute fucking shit
would love a chink gf me
>>58038568
alri m8
>>58038535
DO NOT CLICK
THIS IS A VIRUS
>>58038553
You looking for a strong black bull?
>>58038568
all me
>>58038425
>by 2030 france will be a majority muslim country
>already estimated to have twice as many muslims as us plus in schengen and border germany
>the government are such cucks you won't even record religion or race on the CENSUS
>>58038553
try the street m8, there are a few there
>"""""""""""""""""""""conservative""""""""""""""""""
>Not only support gay marriage but excepted a drug from their drug ban because of it's use so gay men can take bigger dicks up their arse
>>58038529
this
>>58038483
i'm putting away clothes while i listen/watch it
same with molyneux.
>>58038534
homeward bone?
he's gone by the time you get back I think though
>tfw make a top quality post at the end of last thread and get no (you)s
>>58038579
I want a Muslim gf.
>>58038568
alri
>>58038001
this 2bh
Fuck sake lads, always thought 'alri' was pronounced 'all-ree'.
Went up to the qt girl on the checkout in Sainsbury's earlier today and when she said 'hey' I said 'all-reeeeeee' and it came out really loud because I was nervous.
>>58038612
which street, 1 or 2?
>>58038601
yes, must be into AP and VI, and be at least 7
>>58038515
you like no one but yourselves and by yourself i mean you also hate scottish people welsh people and irish people
made diner
>>58038129
there itis
are you doing any film related activity tonite
also have a one of those
>its a 'sargon is feeling a bit under the weather' episode
>>58038687
Kek
>>58038568
alri also all me
>In France it's illegal to get a paternity test
KEK NATION
>>58038691
that's not about skin colour though, that's just because scottish and irish are not really human
>>58038641
In the old souls games if you went back to a bonfire he'd disappear so I'm trying to avoid that
>>58038673
moooooooooooooooooooook
>>58038483
do you not?
>>58038687
kek
>>58038742
it's not that they're illegal it's just there's no point
the babies all come out black
>>58038752
I'm writing an essay tbqh lad so I have to stay up all night.
Reading the shadow over innsmouth lads.
Pacer
>people are still giving the mad frenchcuck (You)s
is DS3 worth the download?
>american """"""""democracy""""""""
nothing hotter than seeing an agitated teen girl buying a pregnancy test in home bargains
>>58038687
lol
>>58038496
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>>58037611
>grammer
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/grammar
>>58037827
this.
>>58038487
true, I never saw nor heard of a rape happening during any form of the sport, even 20/20.
>barce-LOSE-a
750 word assignment due 2 o clock tomorrow lads, how fucked am i?
>>58038805
why lad
>>58038805
nothing productive happens after 11 lad
go to sleep and finish it in the morning
>>58038835
>half a delegate
what
Post joocy slags NOW
>>58038707
Anything for you
cytu be/r/britmorelikeshit
>>58038742
not banned, just has to be court sanctioned
>>58038768
try the door by the knight and two thrall enemies back to the bonfire?
>>58038835
>half a delegate
lol
>>58038688
both
>>58038830
>mad as fuck i have attention and not him
bore off Nigel
>>58038877
>>58038867
>>58038869
I left it to the last minute so I have 4000 words to write for tomorrow. Lmao.
>>58038922
dear oh dear
what's the essay on pal
>>58038835
Can see how hillary wouldn't care about getting the nomination anyway she can fair or not after this happening
>>58038877
stop posting my gf dickhead
>>58038919
wouldn't complain if this was the ol' gf
>>58038922
melt
*plays jerusalem*
not feeling well, down with a sickness
>>58038940
Rawls' principles of justice.
>Mad frenchcuck thinks I'll stoop to his level
>He's got another thing coming
>>58038982
literally posted this over a year ago
really want a hyena pup lads
yeah they're vicious fuckers who eat their prey alive ... but they're so cute as younglings
having the 6th wank of the day, lads
alri sargon?
>>58038919
my arse is bigger than hers and I'm a stick
>>58038987
no way, I did a 1 st class essay on Rawls' individual responsibility in justice if you want me to email it to you
if you say "alri" i automatically assume you're a chav
>>58038985
Disturbing.
>>58038982
*Accompanies you with a sad choon*
>>58039027
What did you wank over?
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/721800412056170496
wewl ads
>>58038884
very good boyo
but not just yet please and thankyou give me half an hour or so please and thankyou
also make sure norfolk turns up for that one, if not then praps that sci fi one or sumit
>>58039078
how very absurd
you maverick, you
>>58039037
post bum
>>58039061
virus do not do
>>58039037
hmm
*Turn on stereo*
*Toto-Africa comes on*
*sips red wine*
Ah yes very good
>>58039085
cannot comprehend this level of narcissism
>>58039096
I am already in there.
Always one step ahead of you
>>58039085
WE DON'T NEED A 24/7 UPDATE ON HER TWITTER YOU STUPUD FUCKING CUNT
>>58039061
Don't think it would overlap much. This is about evaluating the balance between liberty and equality within his theory.
here you go
>>58039130
Forgot reading the economist
>>58038673
literally this
>>58039149
good gayo
but like i say please and thankyou half an hour till start
>>58039158
ah okay, what uni?
>>58039096
Yes your highness
>>58039179
GET YER RAT OUT DARLIN WAHEEYY HAHA
*stalls 1.6 renault clio as I pull away*
BOLLOCKS
Lots of cognitive dissonance in this thread
>>58039109
I'll post mine tomorrow
>>58039085
dislike it
>>58039217
We've got a lovely fire going in the meantime
>>58039236
University of Kent
SAVE PIGMAN
>yfw when the tips fedora meme has made you demolish all of your unconventional behaviours and beliefs to the point where you are totally devoid of spontaneity and are basically an empty shell of your former self
>>58039179
slags and a half
would let both worship my winky
Downfall is probably the best war film of all time ngl
Remember the pepe meme?
This was by far the funniest, it's just by coincidence that I made it
>>58039085
Would love to see her take a big brown Cuban cigar if you know what I mean
>>58039085
she would be fucking mental in the sack
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/721753682312896517
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/721761792159051777
mental
>>58039081
I'm genuinely too afraid of posting it it's extremely degenerate and homosexual.
too drunk for Sargon right now
will try again in the morning
>>58039293
Nah Star Wars desu
recommend you all get a pug, they're absolute lads
>yfw when the tips fedora meme has made you demolish all of your unconventional behaviours and beliefs to the point where you are totally devoid of spontaneity and are basically an empty shell of your former self
>>58038616
shit, poppers got thru the ban?!
faggots' lobby, go on diks and out of parliament.
poppers remind me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wvPrX-6Fbo
>>58039288
good lord aren't they some CRACKING chebs
>>58039263
cant wait to see what happens to that third log
@commieslut 3h3 hours ago
@LondonRaani ffs what is it with cis male feminists calling women misogynists I stg
literally what does that mean
I care about 4chan enough to let it effect my personality.
>>58039395
you fucked it
>>58039310
>le can't handle breakup well I hope my ex sees this girl
>>58039310
don't know, I doubt she'd really be present in the moment. she seems like a horrible person.
>>58039324
Go on...
>watching documentaries
>usually they're only 40 minutes because it's yank stuff and the adverts are taken out
>realise I'm watching BBC stuff
>59:03 long
fuck
>>58039324
don't let that stop you x
*tips pasty*
Business idea: Delivery service for sweets.
Like you want a marsbar at 10pm you could get one delivered.
Make millions from lat night stoners.
>>58039304
Don't lie it was me who created that particular meme
Business idea: Cave this twats >>58039464 head in
>>58039464
The delivery costs more than a the actual Mars bar
>>58039464
They have late-night cookie delivery where I live, it's for fat chicks and benders tbqh
Ahh another night on /int/ and /pol/, getting mad at the computer screen. Very impressive.
>>58039310
tour's over boyo
need my jibblies
STEPPED ON OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>58039464
haha yeah working on my lats then getting stoned always gets me hungry
Business idea: Paint myself brown, kidnap children and then use them as sex workers.
Why are all modern communists about sex positivity, feminism etc?
Where are the conservative communists?
>The whole outfit is not just amateur, and on shallow foundations. It has a blazer-and-cravat feel to it which limits its appeal to the same sort of areas where the Tory Party still stumbles about in its prolonged death throes, the Southern English middle classes. But the movement I hope for, which with luck will chuck New Labour into the sea, will have a far wider appeal than that. If it doesn't, it won't be able to do the job.
>my belief that miniature model-village 'parties' such as UKIP are playthings, without political importance
t. Peter Hitchens on UKIP in 2009
a shining example of how this arrogant oaf pretends his half formed opinions are absolute fact and anyone who doesn't agree is an idiot
>>58039310
Even I haven't reached the levels of Mark's degeneracy.
Business idea: use the word "bender" more often in everyday speech
>>58039559
I'm both ahah
I'm so utterly useless lads
>>58039628
right here
smeg me gagh, lads! seriously thinking of moonlighting and work till I die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0pH6xPSVUo
>>58039638
He's actually 100% right though
>>58038393
Future single mothers.
>>58039720
t. American
>>58039085
Thought she dumped her bf?
>>58039464
exists mate, it's called munchies or something
>>58039638
He's dead right tough
>>58039432
>>58039460
I fapped to a gay erotic story about this guy who gets this chemical called mimbo drops which can turn any man into a slutty muscled gay bimbo who wants nothing but to fuck their brains out all the time.
>>58039669
fuck off bucks
>>58039288
dem chebs
lack of me smeg
such feels
wew
agender demisexual here, ama
>>58039638
bruv they did get 1 seat to be fair
Business idea: Delivery service for alcohol and cigarettes
Mininum 20 euro order though, is it legal?
>>58039771
righto
did you enjoy it at least
>>58039771
That's not so bad.
>tfw can hear housemate playing guitar
fuck sakes.
Are you ready lads? This will happen to us in a few years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YqcIFIzOPA
>>58039863
could be worse, they could be fucking it
that paddy's post has just reminded me Ireland are part of the eurozone
>bukcingsihire
can feel myself rotting lads
>>58039720
>>58039755
>>58039813
>forced a referendum
>first party except labour or the tories to win a UK election in decades
>4 million votes in a general election
>consistently polling at about 13%
they're hardly the english democrats
>>58039863
is he called Tom?
>>58039747
she did and to cope she is sleeping around
>>58039835
I felt shame and regret after.
Then after a while I get the urge to wank again.
>>58039821
Amazon's started an alcohol delivery service and there's already another company that does it for parties.
Have fun dealing with junkies though if your minimum is that low.
>>58039821
Takeaways can sell beer by delivery, not sure about cigies
>>58039462
>>58039392
>trying to understand retards
why bother?
>>58039941
i thought that happened to most people when they cum
>>58039990
Would love to watch her get fucked by a big black cock.
ww3 any day now
ready to sign up with the /brit/ lads
>>58039968
yes he is
YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD
>the British government is oppressive, our laws are being dictated from an overseas force, headlined by an unelected body. Furthermore, they are infringing on our traditional Catholic beliefs - we want independence!
*gets independence*
>Ah, the European union, an overseas government that can dictate our laws headed by an unelected body. Our membership will no doubt benefit our great country. Gay marriage? sure why not, we are Catholics after all!
>>58040006
I sometimes cry after I wank because of the shame.
need a reply from sargon
smeg me till stovokor, lads! it's raining outside and i've been fancining a little ride on me bike. smeggity smeg smeg!
>>58040038
Fight in the 7th meme brigade on the 190cm gimmick front
what is coacheller?
>>58040050
Oh, right, maybe he is then.
spunk me up
>>58039927
>first party except labour or the tories to win a UK election in decades
what are you on about? what did they win?
>>58040006
Yeah I think it has to do with some kind of hormone being flushed in your body after your come.
Women don't experience that though I think?
Still I thought straight guys don't really give a shit I mean no one would really judge you for having a wank to some hot girls.
I have to deal with the added guilt that I'm a homo so that adds to the regret.
>>58040116
nicely meme'd
>>58040136
2014 European elections
>>58040078
BRITS OUT
BLACKS IN
>>58040153
yeah okay iktf
>>58040136
european elections
>>58040136
a UK election
>>58040002
noice
>>58040078
Better not be a shot m8.
>>58040006
>>58040095
literally never felt ashamed of a wank, ever, and i've fingered my arse and cum on my own face and shagged fake fleshlights and all sorts
where's the gfs
