/brit/ edition
cara
>>58034630
P O W E R
S T A N C E
>>58034638
Wacker
>>58034630
This is the truth tho, unlike the other most powerful race images
>>58034630
Brits were slaves to the Jews since Waterloo.
>>58034668
what
>>58034630
niger faraeg is my king
Jealous frog edition
my penis is stiff after sighting a man
Is it a good idea or bad idea to buy an ex-taxi?
I would think that the taxi drivers/company keeps them in good knick, but they still have a load of miles on them
>>58034720
alri alex
good job with piers lad, the guys a cunt
>>58034725
Do you have the original image?
>>58034725
goodnite
>>58034630
I have a bit of a problem lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJtnfv1N80I
interesting watch
>>58034753
The last couple of times I've had sex has felt like playing pool with a rope hahahahaha
leave the EU faggots
>>58034776
yes
>>58034823
Holy shit
>>58034843
no haha
t. fellow european citizen
>>58034823
hope you got prime lad
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1x-Orange-Mexican-Dwarf-Shrimp-FREE-SHIPPING-Cherry-SHrimp-/172167570929?hash=item2815fca5f1:g:2s4AAOSwUUdXD6q8
Reported this lad for breaking the law
>>58034843
but we are European
>>58034844
Please post
>>58034913
precisely what law has he broken?
it'll all be better tomorrow
>the """"""""""""""regressive""""""""""""""""" left
>>58034843
But why? Merkel is our greatest ally.
>>58034913
I can get a bag of them for like 1 a quarter of the price from Tesco
>>58034823
wat
>>58034914
lots of brits think otherwise
they think they are just british despite being 45% french and 40% germanic
>>58034969
He's selling a banned crayfish.
>>58035048
how can you ban a fish?
>>58035047
and 100% british
Going to make some bangers and mash.
>>58034903
Nope.
>>58035075
how can you ban legal highs?
Alri? Any good posts today?
"""""illegal""""" substance
When,
I was at school, I was a fella
Round the bike sheds fingerin' Daniella,
Round the bike sheds fingerin' Celina,
Round the bike sheds fingerin' Delina,
Got four fingers up, you should have seen her,
And my trousers couldn't be any keener,
But a thought you was with Tina,
We had a kid called Sedina.
very cold lads
>>58035187
Those are things, not animals.
>>58034823
what the hell did you buy?
>>58035047
this is an absolute meme
The average person in britain knows the uk is part of europe and that they are european
leaving the eu =/= leaving europe
>>58034916
sure
>Horatio Nelson famously instructed his officers that, ‘you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil’.
>The Duke of Wellington proclaimed: ‘We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France.’
What did they mean by this?
>>58035246
Feel free at any time
>>58035231
the same way it would be illegal to have a lion in your garden.
>>58035258
fucking based
Please murder me.
RREEEEE the pest man came and laid traps a few days ago but that CUNT rat/squirrel/cat is still living in my ceiling.
>EU has been trying and failing to get a free trade agreement with india since 2007
>the trade agreement with the largest aconomy on the planet, TTIP, is hugely controversial and not specifically catered for the UK economy
>>58035258
Good Norfolk lad he was
>>58035295
that is legal though
>>58035235
A lot of eBooks, mainly.
literally don't care about feminists lads. I know I'm supposed to be outraged by them ... but I'm not. I find them funny 2bh
they're highly visible, but not a REAL threat. muslims and globalism are REAL threats that have actual tangible effects
>>58035239
just talked with englishs on the DM, they think they were never in the Europe but aloof of it.
>China’s consumer goods grabbed a huge share of global markets thanks to their low prices. That advantage is fading. Since 2001 wages have risen by 12% a year. Thailand and Vietnam, where labour is cheaper and taxes lower, now make lingerie for global brands such as Victoria’s Secret and La Senza. China’s biggest underwear firm, Regina Miracle, will open two factories in Vietnam this year, its first outside China. It plans another two there by 2018. Cambodia and Myanmar are joining the fray. Wacoal, a Japanese underwear-maker, opened factories in both countries in 2013 and another in Myanmar last year.
Ah yes
>>58035206
s-summers coming soon, I think
>>58035346
>aconomy
>>58035380
This
They're literally just edgelords who can't handle that they're not perfect
>>58035380
Feminist thought and doctrine allow muslims to invade and globalism to happen though
Lads I just dropped my toast what coldplay song do I play for this occasion?
>>58035433
still ban evading poleaboo? :/
>ebooks
>not physical copies
>buying thousands more books than you actually read
s m h
alri
hahahaha banter lads hahaha
>>58035455
Kyouko pls come back ;_;
>>58035380
say that to the men that get cucked in divorce courts
>>58035493
i think sometime after Waterloo he shagged one of napoleons mistresses
>Miss ASMR is Armenian
shit, didn't know that.
We warzone tingles now
this talking to girls malarkey is doing my brain in
Literally don't ever plan to get married lads
Fine with a civil partnership but marriage is not happening
>>58035455
it didn't create them though
why do normies think faceswapping is so funny?
not even ashamed that this device has delivered the best orgasms of my life
>>58035470
I've read 200 this year alone. I'll get around to it.
>>58035617
Because it is
>>58035646
how tight is it
do you need to use lube?
>>58035493
he looks southern french.
>tfw this guy's grave is pathetic while Napoleon's grave is absolutelly glorious
he was a loser and a faggot
>ywn go on time commanders
honestly why even live
fun fact: the ginger bird from Luther was on one episode
>>58035680
no, you can go in dry, in fact, it's better that way
>>58035505
>>58035492
>Postmodern feminism isn't the cause behind the death of marriage as an institution and the precipitating birthrates of western countries, women don't overwhelmingly vote to the left on social issues
hahahahaha
>>58035380
You're a fucking retard if you think they are not a real threat. Sure, they THEMSELVES aren't any direct threat but feminism is largely responsible for the declining birth rates, destruction of the white nuclear family and the pussification and sentimentalisation of men and politics. It has a gradual erosive and degenerative effect on society. Not to mention modern feminists don't just shill womens rights they also shill all sorts of degenerate stuff like trannies which are slowly becoming normalised.
I just want to die
>>58035616
So? It massively enables and aides them in our countries
honestly is only natural to hate the english, everyone does.
>>58035385
Definitely not representative of the average
same way you could meet commie brits but most aren't
>>58035752
*kills you*
>>58034823
my first amazon order wow i was so cute x
>>58035258
he meant fuck you and god save the queen
>>58035201
Deeeevo's a fucking Donny solider, he's got a gun in his holster.
I want a Muslim gf tbqh lads.
>>58035807
not an argument
>>58035817
>Nelson and Duke of Wellington
>god save the queen
SILLY BILLY
>>58035817
>being a serf
>to a woman
>>58035783
come on lad, we may have our haters but everyone hates the french
Good image
>reading books from a screen
>>58035850
Why not get one?
need to do a shave in a bit
don't want to get mistaken for some sort of Muslamic terrorist on the bus tomorrow haha
>>58035904
No Muslims live where I live.
>>58035788
will the UK leave the EU then if you know what everyone thinks ?
>>58035455
the internet does not reflect real life all these tumblr whores arent real feminists and arent even taken seriously by the higher ups
>>58035617
same reason a kitten is so entertained by tinsel or a piece of string, simple minds
>>58035908
gotta buy two scissors, that's how they get you
>>58035901
This.
Enjoy your screen burn-in
>>58035807
>can't even fedorapost correctly
lmaoing at your life right now ngl
>>58035797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW9yQvSEuBI
>>58035908
The Jew's greatest scam yet. A never ending cycle of scissor purchases.
>>58035928
Asked at local education zones?
And if nothing, go to the nearest big city.
True x
>>58035850
Shit idea mate, even the most liberal ones will want you to convert down the line, plus you'll have to deal with her five Rasheed brothers as well
>>58035713
>impyling birth rate isn't directly linked to GDP
>>58035918
I've been growing a beard and then shaved the mustache bit so I look like a Salafi. Sometimes when I am driving around town I just yell Allahu Akbar are at random pedestrians.
lads post good grime
>inb4 doesn't exist
>same reason a kitten is so entertained by tinsel or a piece of string, simple minds
>>58035680
tight enough to make me come buckets. can vary the tightness by adding a cut up piece of another sponge in as well. i use a lot of lube.
>>58035754
because this device is easily dissembled into innocent looking components.
>>58035893
when will britons stop being in denial?
>>58035942
just check the betting odds lad
>>58035900
>doesn't mention the sdp liberal alliance or the merger to form the lib dems
for what purpose?
>>58036019
Rasheed?
>>58036021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
>>58035797
My first one was a charger and I bought nothing for several years after buying something for my first time.
>>58036010
Male rape isn't funny but he should have just decked the wench
>>58036021
neger
in bed n shitposting lads :3
>>58036021
fuck off nigger
>>58036068
No, my name is Abdullah.
>>58035942
That's a controversial and close topic
Britain being a part of europe isn't one
don't compare two things that aren't actually similar and pretend they are
might make diner sometime soon
iron is heating up
food for thought: my iron says "made in west germany"
>>58036090
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Monster_Raving_Loony_Party
What is the purpose of this party? I b4 banter
It's like just a shitposting party that mocks democracy
>passports for pets
>>58036126
alri
>>58036011
Will have to try that.
>>58036014
Don't care really lad.
>>58035993
>4 minute version
mate
>>58036021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GyvRCjQwD8&list=PL0A1D1F575FC93078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfPP4YC8lLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtzV6gTFK18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu4Mr2oGwPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyV4pY3wGME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GJL1Y2XVRc
>>58036155
Protest vote, same as the Pirate Party in Ieland
>>58036127
i find it increasingly hard to be fair when it comes to englishmen
>>58036015
Well educated women tend to have less children, but it's cultural mostly
>>58035947
I'm not talking about the internet, I'm talking about the real life consequences of the normalisation of feminist thought among the populace
>>58036155
Would honestly prefer to Greens tbqhwy
>>58036155
protest vote
I think you lads overthink everything
>>58035729
again, feminists didn't create those issues. they were already present due to a multitude of natural societal shifts. they're essentially maggots eating a carcass. they didn't kill the animal, but they're going to envelope it nonetheless cause thats what they do
https://youtu.be/0LyAT7DCd1A?list=PLv1gd0VAd3C4nzAj7AaYx81-uOJADc9ix&t=860
>We are perhaps a but too much of a nanny state to be honest
good lad
>Sweden
>Jamal
>>58036155
satire innit
/brit/ should start its own political party
>>58035646
is there an alternative to the gloves? I dont have any at home
Why is British legislation always so vague? Is it on purpose?
If you read any kind of laws where they are banning something, or saying you need a licence are vague as fuck.
Like let's say you own a gun licence, and you want to shoot muskets. The law states you need a licence if you want to keep black powder.
But then say you want to use nitro powder which is the same exact thing as black powder but isn't called "black powder"?
And then there's a law against keeping or selling "temperate" crayfish, with the amendment saying it's ok to keep "tropical". Yet they make no definition what species they define as temperate or tropical. Those aren't scientifically defined terms
>>58034638
this 2bh
>>58036021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMgF5ajW_oU
>>58036132
Very bad feel
>>58036202
Sound
>>58036216
Maybe it's time to fuck off from the British general to be honest matey
>>58036078
SHAT AP BLUD
>>58036242
tfw used to play on train tracks as a young lad
night lads~
would really like to work in Antartica for a season but I don't have any useful skills
really wish I was a plumber/electrician sometimes lads
>>58035729
why does any of that matter?
>>58036218
>normalisation of feminist thought among the populace
What do you mean, it started in the uk about 100 years ago.
>>58036283
We have a common law system. Legislation is a framework, the specifics are for the judges to determine - they're the legal experts after all not MPs.
>>58036237
even using your analogy you can still say they are speeding up the death process and making it harder to reverse, unless of course youre fully pessimistic and think its completely finished (probably is 2bh). what killed the animal then according to you?
>>58036350
most blue pilled thought ever conceived by man right here
Compulsory voting when
Chocolate orange
when does it get better
>>58034843
t.f.w. no anti–E.U. party to vote for and no referendum.
>>58033953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FFsyj0R_8c
>>58034409
chuuns
Lost Tribe, «Angel» [Hooj Choons] 1997 a.d. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXSximkheIY
Tin Tin Out feat.Shelley Nelson, «Here's Where The Story Ends» (Canny Remix) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_WKcsIaADo
Miro, «Paradise» (Red Jerry's Longdubbyvocal Mix) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQV2Nh9jKY&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAoDdVvfuqo
>>58034715
source?
nigger
Just informing you all that the following are banned from /brit/, effective immediately.
- Racism
- Sexism
- Chauvinism
- Misogyny
- Bullying
- Hate Speech
Thank you.
>>58036437
voting is for nerds
>>58036375
Letting some random fuck unaccountable to the people decide law is simply terrible.
>>58036319
once you all dead i will
>>58036486
Fuck off you paki slag
>>58036358
The suffragettes were barely feminist by today's standards, I'm talking post '68 cultural revolution
@58036486
fuck off you paki
>>58035850
you could get like 8 if you go back home
>>58036437
If there are people who have made the decision that they are too stupid to vote then the government shouldn't force them
>>58036437
would make very little difference
polling of non-voters show that they basically hold the same opinions as regular voters
>>58034630
>brit
>a race
>>58036468
absolute fucking mess of a post
you've (You)d me somewhere here but I will be ignoring it because of your disastrous presentation
This dog has a severe health issue. Who can tell me what it is?
>>58036272
not really. they're easily acquired though you might have to get a box of 50.
Can't believe there are Scots who actually like being British
I dream that one day I'll have a child, and that child will say to me "Dad, what was war?"
BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
>>58036526
>Implying I am not in my home
>>58036486
Am I still allowed?
I SEE YOU BABY
>>58036547
helllo newcunt
>>58036541
not an argument
>>58036551
cuteness :3
>>58036566
profound
identity politics is a disease
>>58036326
can't wait for that irish pikey to batter him
>>58036551
he looks incredibly healthy
Unironically miss the banter from Ed being weird
>>58036326
why are you so obsessed with this chimp?
>>58036499
>some random fuck
You mean a fucking judge; someone who went to law school, worked as a barrister for year and was then entrusted with the specific task of interpreting the law so that it develops. They're less qualified to write the law than some spotty 20 year old from the middle of nowhere in Scotland, or fucking Diane Abbott?
Legislation takes forever to change, too many specific and it becomes useless. Common law helps future proof it a bit.
>>58036551
He appears to be American.
rate this munchy box you fuckwits
>>58036551
pat deficiency
I prescribe 20mg of pats
>>58036218
na you have clearly been brainwashed into thinking what happens on the the internet is actually common in real life
>>58036566
And I'll say "what are you on about you silly cunt, have you not been going to school? why don't you know basic words?"
>>58036658
once at a whole one of those by myself, didn't eat for a whole day after
>Pirate Bay still down
FOR FUCK SAKE
>>58036599
CHICKEN MADRAS
>>58036546
good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiuJteASA60
Ghetto Hyote bangs so hard
>>58036468
good post
>>58036326
good meem
>>58036341
goodnite
englishs hate france and germany because they had to fight us in wars
then they say the kiwis and the americans are their real friends
doesnt add up because kiwis and americans fought the english to get rid of them
are the brits ever stop being cucks in denial and utter cunts for life ? no
>>58036599
KEKING MY WIFE!
KEKING MY WIFE!
>>58036696
it's quite annoying
*back from a catnap*
i'm ready to plug yer arse, me luv
>>58036375
>the specifics are for the judges to determine - they're the legal experts
But not crayfish experts, which is wants really needed here.
How would your average judge differentiate between a temperate and tropical crayfish? Most people don't even know what they are.
>Please welcome, President Fart
>>58036707
>>58036658
is that all for you?
>>58036695
jesus christ
>>58036432
>most blue pilled thought ever conceived by man right here
you still didnt answer the question and if you dont have reasoning then your wrong
>>58036437
these people are the scum of the earth so it's a good thing they don't vote, otherwise labour, the greens and the communist party would get into power.
Still no fucking cats lads
>>58036707
when did we ever fight the kiwis?
and we haven't fought the americans for 200 years
>>58036729
That's what trials arre for. They just pull this shit out of their arses, they listen to witnesses and consider evidence.
Tory popularity is dropping, lads
UH HUH
THIS MY SHIT
ALL THE GIRLS STOMP YOUR FEET LIKE THIS
FEW TIMES I BEEN AROUND THE TRACK
SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT
>>58036707
Ermm actually we peacefully decolonised almost all of our empire, including new zealand
nice try though
>>58036755
that's just an appetizer before sunday roast lad
>>58036650
You are describing a man in a job, nothing more. The amount of training they have s irrelevant as they are still unaccountable to the people.
Letting these random people in a job decide the rule of law n the UK is horrible.
nearly forgot that im owed 100 quid by the gov.
>>58036650
I'd think the laws would be better written by MPs who sought the opinions of experts in whatever field they are trying to make a law for.
>>58036832
nice
FREE BIRD
>>58036802
>ALL THE GIRLS STOMP YOUR FEET LIKE THIS
Shit, I didn't know they were the words
>>58036793
must be the Corbyn effect
>>58036755
yeah i was sick later that night haha, earned fame from my work colleagues though
>>58036102
>punches her
>"he punched me and sexually assulted me"
>gets suspended marked for life
>he runs away
>he tried to rape me!
>gets suspended and marked for life
>he lets her have her way with him
>tells everyone she raped him
>everyone laughs and calls him a pussy or
>"no HE raped ME"
>gets suspended and marked for life
>>58036182
Go for it.
Muslims often love white people. Even ring up a mosque and say you want to have a look around or something. Or go to an Asian community centre.
Quick, tell me the most british thing in existence!
>>58036658
With the amount of shitposting on the board, I knew there was a lot of crosspostng between /int/ and /ck/.
>>58036793
Ed miliband popularity
free willy lmao
>>58036835
who should decide then?
>>58036815
>>58036784
it's like me thinking algeria, morroco tunisia and quebec are my real allies and friends
who do the english think they are fooling ?
penis has been growing at an exponential rate for the past 30 seconds
>>58036729
>How would your average judge differentiate between a temperate and tropical crayfish?
by calling various crayfishologists to the stand to give evidence
>>58036907
smeg
>>58036790
>A trial and whitnesses to the crime of someone owning an animal on the no-no list
Lad the judge would slap you with a fine in 5 minutes.
It probably wouldn't even go to caught, the police would just fine you.
>>58036907
hemorrhoids
>>58036931
worked out great for him
>>58036715
>The cuck wordfilter is back
>>58036010
>tfw no abusive gf
>>58036674
If you can highlight what is wrong about what I said I will be glad to discuss it
