It's the end lads edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-d3ont11GU
cara
crayon pop
>>58030892
why did you even bother to make a new?
think i have pretty nice feet desu
*lowers head*
he's here
is it safe?
serves you cunts right for not hitting the bump limit
if ta*gs love island so much why don't they just fuck off down south?
it's not far
>>58030830
which is?
Would you take pepper spray to the face for a cool crisp 50 quid note?
>Promised I would search for jobs over the weekend
>Just kinda wanna get high and chill tonight
>Lindybeige
why can't we have a country full of these types of people
>>58030958
show
Don't know how to feel about putting a Facebook status up about my grandad passing.
Family members have done it but I feel like it's just attention seeking
>>58030966
police in northern ireland are armed and they haven't shot anyone in years
R H N B
H
N
B
>>58031003
wow-wee! 50£ would last me a year here
>>58031029
Smug people who present themselvevs as an expert in something they have an above average knowledge of at best?
>>58030892
The End is unironically the best song ever produced.
>>58031032
considering it
>>58031003
Me in the webm
>>58031029
Plenty of fedoras around lads
>>58031053
Do what you want la, Nan doesn't mind.
gf just sent me this
>>58031084
>>58031100
meant civilised normal people
>>58030967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDhsE_E3WiQ
No
>>58031099
>go be black somewhere else
>>58031097
Not going to do a wank over them or anything. I'll give you an objective rating.
>>58031075
haha yeah the gangs there just do it for them
>>58031142
do it.
>>58031053
all in the delivery lad. if you're all poor me about it you'll look like a twat. if you just say something like love you grandad, say hi to elvis for me it's fine tbph
>>58030953
hahaha a fucking fiver
>it's now 12 1/2 hours until another working week begins
fuck sake lads
>>58031099
fuck me did he pull him down by his hair
>>58031075
ahh yes, northern ireland
what a model country and a beautiful example they're setting
the rest of the UK should strive to be like northern ireland
>>58031178
haha epic!
how many of these shootings do you reckon are done with legally held guns?
gun laws do nothing to stop criminals, it only turns people into victims
on /brit/ and /pol/ again
>You unironically share a city with people who hide this in their adidas trackies
>>58030892
Clicked on that link hoping it was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
why youchagne topics so fast men
okey never mind i need to become filed with britsih kulture do yo mind doing it here??
post your musik i like rap
>>58031252
racist
>Grandad died
>I can't wait to put this on facebook lads
off yourself
>>58031249
>legally held guns
what is it with this idea that theres a thriving black market for handguns in the UK
don't reply to him at all
>>58031304
yes i encounter racyist men often in united kingdom
its very racist country yes
>>58030767
It's comfortable if the girl knows how to do it, you just get to lie there and enjoy it.
If she just goes ham on your dick then it's not.
The same goes with when girls try to give you a handjob and they do the deathgrip.
like what the fuck are you doing, calm down
>>58031304
why do you assume /brit/ is racist?
>>58031293
I'm convinced that it is the best song ever produced.
My second favorite song is just miles behind it, too.
>>58031324
t. out-of-touch delusional spacker who doesn't even live in the UK
don't even think of replying to that either lads
>>58031375
>assume
because i see the racial delusions posted here daily
>>58031324
probably is in northern ireland, where the gun laws are a lot less restrictive actually
>>58031315
Exactly why I'm not doing it, just having a think.
Family members literally posted about 10 minutes after they found out, baka
>>58030910
this 2bh
>I'm convinced that it is the best song ever produced.
>>58031375
many rasist coments here
as a polish of jewish descent i feel ofended by /brit/
>>58030892
kek the guy with the pig hat got arrested multiple times for """"""offending"""""""" muslims yet he keeps doing it
>>58031424
>racial
>delusions
>>58030972
Thats a malteaser.
got called a racist in the bear factory
>>58031452
good. fuck you.
>>58031424
More vagueries please
>>58031478
were you being racist?
only 16000 euros lads, might do it, would have the money ready by about august
http://www.flymigsokol.com/prices_flight_mig29
>>58031478
you probably ar racist sir
haha does sir sounds british frends? i wil repeat it so many times from now one :DD
>>58031324
Yeah bet there isn't a thriving black market for drugs in the UK either because they're banned haha
>>58031490
i said don't fucking reply to him
>>58031478
tell us what happened lad
>>58031304
Coon.
guess her hourly rate
>>58031405
dunno what this is but i can tell you what it's not
>>58031585
Nothing because he's a horse
>>58031029
Because vaccinations are optional.
>>58031585
£135
Imagine actually being the janitor and deleting the last thread with 200 posts
He really is a special brand of gormless fucking retard
>>58031548
haha telin others to do! you are not racist only but also bad hujman being mean!
>>58031628
he deleted two threads at once
one of them had 326 posts
>>58031324
unless you live in northern ireland any handgun is illegal so is technically black market, vast majority of gun murders in UK are committed with handguns
at what point does life get good lads
>>58031530
>16,000 euros for 25 minutes
mate it would be over instantly, what do you work as?
>>58031609
ah, /brit/ genesis
glorious
>>58031545
possession of drugs is punished a lot less harshly than possession of a firearm without a license. like some police forces won't even caution people for weed and shizz, so the repurcussions are majorly different. I could easily get drugs in the UK, i literally can't get a gun lol
BUYING BREAD FROM A MAN IN BRUSSELS
HE WAS 6'4 AND FULL OF MUSCLES
>>58031585
here's another
>>58031628
Ask yourself what kind of person would apply for a position as 4chan janitor
>>58031628
>>58031671
the first thread didn't reach the bump limit you mongs
>Everyone on the job market is pretty much equally skilled these days
>The deciding factor in whether you get most jobs or not is how you fit into the "office culture"
>>58031683
It gets worse at 23
>>58031621
don't get this post
>>58031683
haha at point when yuo get socialbenefits from yunited kingdom
feels good man!!
>>58031729
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
>>58031585
>>58031733
How did you get these rare pics of my gf?!
>>58031741
>"office culture"
Which is?
How is it a deciding factor if you don't even have the job yet?
>>58030892
what an appauling cack hole
>>58031768
i explain he into meaning that you dount need into vacination of yuor kid it is not necesary haha i british has troubles understand their own funy i must say
>>58031683
when it ends
>>58031683
I'm 23, it's still not good.
Going to give it a few more years before I give up
>>58031811
her adultwork profile
>>58031849
Polandball pls leave
Currently man spreading on the south west train service to reading
>>58031471
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>58031743
>>58031854
It gets even worse at 24
>>58031808
AND HE SAID 'I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER'
WHERE BEER DOES FLOW AND MEN CHUNDER
>>58031851
>>58031854
never give up maet i am good exanple of sukcessful plumbink worker into united kingdom
take a loek at me
>>58031825
Because they decide to hire you or not on how much of a laugh you'll be in the office.
No one cares about skills these days since everyone is pretty averagely skilled. We're all educated to college level or above, we can all read and write, we can all spell and count and we can all use a computer.
So the deciding factor on you getting most jobs is how much the interviewer thinks you'll fit in and make friends with everybody.
>>58031673
whats ya point lad
>>58031768
he has autism.
>>58031909
Well fug.
Holding out hopes for 25 then.
>>58031909
fuck off austria
>>58031683
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
I'm 56. Waiting for the good years to come.
Has it sunk in yet that you're going to be alone for the next 60 years or so?
>>58031881
;__; wil you say same when i come to uk workin in plumbing business of my father
>>58031683
when you make it good you sap
why do most atheists have to be such liberal islam dick sucking cucks?
theres no end to the shit they'll bang on about christians (most of which as an atheist myself I agree with)... but they won't say anything even remotely critical about muslims, unless it involves blaming everyone and everything other than themselves for their failings
>>58031909
Abandon all hope at 25
>>58031942
soooooooo handguns are illegal yet people are still getting their hands on them so I think people should be able to legally own them and carry them for protection
>>58031991
plan to be dead long before then laddo
>>58031941
Fucking hell
Is that a generally accepted view or is that just your own ramblings on 4chan? I've never heard of this before tb.h
>>58031683
when you get your own place, keep working at it, lad
>>58032003
how do you make it good
>>58031991
It hit me like a tonne of bricks when I was 19.
>>58031993
i dount know why u are mean i speak perfect english no singel mistake were made and u say that i ned going out u sirs are awful
yes i said it
>>58032020
>posting the worst member
stayed in bed all day
feel like shit
>>58032012
Go watch molys video from yesterday on it, it's spot on
Kill yourselves fucking toothy brits
>>58032038
by getting good
just got a subway and the speccy cunt behind the counter didn't have any cheese bread, no jalepenos and didn't cut my fucking bread in half
fuming
>>58032033
>I've never heard of this before tb.h
Have you ever wondered why interviewers have started asking questions like "how did that make you feel" or "What was the culture like at your last job"?
>>58032098
bad post frenchmen
>>58031991
yeah well i'm 27 and still a virgin, very much doubt i'll reach 37 never mind 87
>>58032030
*sarcastically* Sure you will lad, sure you will
the frog must die, must die, must die. yet again the oaf has ruined the day
>i'm 27 and still a virgin
this thread is shit*
shit means gay*
*gay means happy
>>58030892
I don't understand why the son of George Clooney would join some pro-Russian militia in Ukraine
>as an atheist myself
Why are Eastern Euros so redpilled
Does the entire region sit on /pol/?
>>58032033
Not the lad you're replying to but yes.
Most places I go to interview for I'll get shown around the office and introduced to the people that currently work there.
They're just trying to weed out the spergs; and it works.
Kek when I worked for the civil service I even got an office etiquette handbook that was filled with newspeak that you were pretty much forced to learn like you couldn't refer to anyone as an "employee" and instead had to refer to them as "individuals".
>>58032012
Because, despite all their high-flown rhetoric, leftists (which most hardcore atheists are above all else) have one real issue: hatred of white males. They have no core beliefs or principles besides an undying hatred/envy/lust for white heterosexual males.
GET 'EM LADDIES!
>i'm 27 and still a virgin
honestly think I'd just kill myself at 30 if I were still a virgin
the point of no return
>>58032027
any idea of the total number of gun murders and total number of murders in the UK to compare?
would be very surprised if it was above like 1 in 20 desu
speculating wildly though
>>58031991
We all have each other, no?
>>58031963
Rude
>>58032210
there was a time I felt the same about 20 and here I am at 22 lol
>>58032014
what's the name of the first jap?
>29 and and never even held a girl's hand
>>58032012
because they dont wanna be called racist
>>58032194
>Most places I go to interview for I'll get shown around the office and introduced to the people that currently work there.
>They're just trying to weed out the spergs; and it works.
Holy fucking shit this is terrifying
What the fuck
>>58032160
haahaha yes its funy because its true!
give me thumb up if u think is true funny
>>58031709
and you're only at the edge of space for 45 seconds haha
>>58032210
same. ur a bit of a div if you havent shagged some slag by age 25 (at least)
>tfw the future mother of your children will have taken a hundred dicks before you get to her (some of them probably not white)
I'm feeling faint
>>58032242
22 yr virgin here also, I've just literally never gave any effort into getting laid
>>58032291
yeah but what do you work as
>>58032184
haha i dount know what redpil is
bother explainin???
>>58032242
mate you've still got time.
just go outside and talk to girls
don't be that guy who is 27, has no friends, works in a crappy job, lives in his mums house and has never kissed a girl
>>58032332
yeah same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpjbDfoPvMA
You rage, you lose.
>>58032312
le john green
>>58032020
34 here. not enjoying it. by this point all your shit decisions really start to have an impact on everything desu
iam 36 wirgin
lads
can i into britain now
>>58032312
take a few dicks in yourself then, lad, teach that bitch a lesson
>>58032215
firearm murders = 0.06 per 100,000
total murder rate = 1.0 per 100,000
so roughly 1 in 16 murders are done with a firearm
but as this study says
http://www.flemishpeaceinstitute.eu/6700-deaths-firearms-eu-each-year
>Taking into consideration all figures, no relationship can be established between the number of firearms and the total number of homicides and suicides: where there are more firearms, the total number of homicides and suicides is not consistently higher or lower, and vice versa.
more guns =/= more murders
>>58031628
Janny is honestly the biggest fucking gormless twat going
won't delete the swede cp poster
won't delete the fedora spam
but deletes a perfectly fine thread because of his fucking autism
absolute twat, can't even ban me because he has no real power, has to kiss up to his fucking mod chums like a prick
Refused to believe there's people here that are virgins over 20.
I'm 230lbs and I've had sexy twice. Lost my virginity at 18.
>>58032379
>southerners
infuriating desu, theyre as loud and obnoxious as yanks
>>58032352
>just go outside and talk to girls
>>58032401
>34 here
Surely you jest
>>58032416
wel said john
i think guns should legal
i fel like shoting
i like shoting
how are people over 18 virgins?
like how is it possible to manage that?
>>58031230
>work
Lel.
26 is really the year where you abandoned more hope.
Before 26 you're a free and easy young adult. When you hit 26 you realise that you're actually an adult now. You're pushing 30 and you're still living in a houseshare and working in a call centre.
>>58032482
shut up kunt
*bangs pilum on scrotum*
get.
>>58032416
>The more firearms, the more deaths by firearms...
It is sometimes argued that, when no firearm is available, another instrument will be used for the suicide or the homicide (‘substitution’). This would mean that in countries where firearm possession rates are lower, there are more homicides and suicides using instruments other than firearms. However, statistical analyses show this is not the case.
literally the same section saying the complete opposite of that
>>58032087
link pls
don't understand how people can be virgins past 14. i'm a one eyed one armed hunchback and still managed to do the deed before i started secondary.
>>58032508
Are you a virgin too?
>>58032436
>I've had sexy twice
Howling at this you fedorable cunt
>>58032184
>/pol/
this better be a meme post
*shoots self*
>>58032530
>the city of your reading comprehension
>>58032588
you alright lad
>>58032209
26 here. But I really dont even give a fuck since 2010
*opens me mind*
>>58032451
nope. i know, fuck off grandad etc. you can't leave though. try leaving, you just end up back here t b h
>>58032548
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqQdc0mX1_c
>>58032352
>don't be that guy who is 27, has no friends, works in a crappy job, lives in his mums house and has never kissed a girl
>27
you'll lose your school friends too
Still studying
Have my own appartment
already kissed a girl
Shut the fuck up
>caring about sex
Can your pineal gland be more calcified
>>58032588
The cemetery lights up again.
>>58032590
ahh you are very much correct 2bh, was confusing gun deaths with murders.
I think the second bit is relevant though
>there are people over the age of 18 who are still virgins?
literally can't even comprehend
even the biggest spackers at my school had shagged a girl by the end of 6th form, they were weird and butters but still
>>58032210
*20
watching gavin
>30
*opens me mind by shooting self*
>watching the matrix
>think of the wachowskettes
>stop watching the matrix
>>58032689
>already kissed a girl
>27
woah lads
we got a big boy over her
>>58032436
>I've had sexy twice
>tfw unrequited infatuation
>>58032765
good documentary that
>>58032530
'firearm possession' implies legally held firearms
japan has an insanely high suicide rate and their gun laws are even stricter than ours
>tfw had a french girl in my bed but couldn't get it up
>tfw she made me go down the road to buy condoms. When I could get it up I was too tired to do anything
Might have another couple of beers and start matching with average girls on tinder.
guys how does it fel fuckin an amerikan gurl
??
>>58032828
what docco lad
seen the webm of the chinaman basically calling black people failures
>>58032806
Shut the fuck up cunt
>>58032889
empire of dust
>>58032889
got you la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
>>58032845
Inferior race the brits
Meanwhile us French successfully banged your women to make UK 40% ethnically French
All gays are regressive leftist cultural marxists controlled by the jews intent on destroying civilization
>>58032814
iktf
>>58032954
If that's the case then there's more french in the UK than France
>>58032814
t. Romeo
>>58032954
>Normans
>French
Keep dreaming you Moorish half-breed fuck.
>>58032986
Frogs outbantered
>>58032973
*hugs*
>>58032986
I don't get it
>>58032829
correlation and causation my good fellow, japan is just a suicidey place and the gun laws probably don't make a difference to the numbers
confused what i'm even saying anymore haha
NO GUNS PLS
>>58032997
thanks x
>>58032954
>t. jamal
>>58032636
I dunno.
>>58032701
Wanna make kvlt black metal with me?
>>58032955
mfw it's true
>>58033010
I wish, Romeo's love for Juliet wasn't unrequited at all.
>>58031028
shit feeling isnt it
>>58032954
frenh are not that into glorious as british
the british waz empire an shit
>>58033094
if you do all the music and i just cut myself and be edgy in interviews ok
>>58033019
ivan you don't understand
they are 45% ethnically french, not normans.
me on the left
>>58032347
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/red-pill
>>58032312
where did you get the tit? : poor fella.
>>58032588
[image]
>>58032845
should demand anal.
>>58033088
facial composites are now a meme, thanks Mawi, HI.
>>58033067
One day you'll understand
>>58033067
dear oh dear Pierre
>>58033139
he loved Rosaline first mate.
bully-serf mentality = the british mindset
I'm a 23 wizard in training and prob could have it away with a Korean girl. Should I bother? I've been with quite a few girls but for various reasons was too tired or couldnt get it up
>>58033210
is he alright
http://www.salon.com/2016/04/16/conservatives_have_wrecked_the_uk_american_voters_must_take_heed_and_realize_bernie_can_save_the_u_s_from_similar_fate/
Third eye opening article
>>58033222
>the French aren't french they migrant nao that makes the UK the more french than them
fucking kill yourself
>>58033284
yeah he survived
>>58033270
>prob could have it away with a Korean girl
Lol no you can't
>>58033270
>but for various reasons was too tired or couldnt get it up
being secretly gay is just one reason anon
>>58033284
dunno, I have severe doubts.
>>58033310
>yfw you realise it's true
>>58032451
Mate I'm 38!!
Find more interesting and fulfilling things to care about than football, blind patriotism, and hatred
>>58033252
I see what you mean.
>>58033270
>was too tired or couldnt get it up
hahahaha
pussy