pakis out edition
crayon pop
anime
>>58025459
*deletes thread*
bit mad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Sri_Lanka_tsunami-rail_disaster
any good saving accounts or ISAs around lads?
>>58025433
>>58025476
nice samefag
sad
>any good saving accounts or ISAs around lads?
>>58025446
It's shopped you utter spastic
*deletes your life*
brother's gf won't fuck off and and i want to leave my room
>Why yes I DO watch Doctor Who
>>58025459
middle has best legs
>>58025578
then stop acting like a lowly animal and leave your room
>being scared of a literal GIRL
>>58025546
you've started a war you will not win lad
*goes in to anaphylatic shock*
hahahah someone fucking kill me hahahaha
why does /brit/ love kpop so much?
>only contracted for 7 hours a week
>manager is off ill for a while (heart attack)
>currently no assistant manager
>I'm doing a load of overtime right now and a lot of managerial shit because of it
Is this a good time to be alpha and say "promote me to assistant manager or I'll stop doing overtime"?
>>58025582
listen
listen mate
don't ever talk to me, Derek or Keith again
>>58025599
>not middle right
Girl smiled at me today yet I didn't get a chance to smile back since we were walking opposite directions and walked past each other.
>>58025623
allergic to the gook shit, i take it.
>>58025632
just a few deluded fucks keep posting that shit
it's basically a meme to get people riled up
>>58025508
ISA take you to gunga city
I do take pills, don't do speed Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed Don't do smack, I do do shrooms Do drink beer
>>58025678
there goes your only chance to lose your virginity
ah yes
>>58025628
suicide pact?
>>58025616
fuck off normie
>>58025641
yes
>not using all your savings to buy 5000 units in blairmore
>>58025721
hahaha just saw this one on facebook too
>>58025716
Nah mate that happened 5 years ago when my willy didn't work.
>>58025697
This is a very good post and I'm actually putting it in my screencap collection.
Congratulations.
why do righties never block comments or hide ratings and such
they always seem more open to discussion than those on the left, who'll block you on the grounds of disagreeing with them
should i go round to a "film night" at a co-workers flat, just me and her, scared of doing the sex but i have no decent excuse for avoiding it
wifes son is crying
>>58025706
5/10 in the looks department
>>58025632
We don't, its just a select few irritating fucks
Can you do 20 pullups, 50 pushups and run a 5k?
if not it might be time to start exercising tbf pham
>>58025805
Just do it
me in the red
returned from my poo
>>58025856
>>>/fit/
*escorts you on my mobility scooter*
>>58025721
>tfw wide, fat face even though skinny
my purpose in life is own a nice home, take care of myself and my family, and earn enough to support all that. r8
Any updates on Herts japanese trip?
>>58025856
would only struggle on the 5k but i just fixed my bike so going to start doing cardio again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G9WMeGl_Uw#t=312.442857
watching this, the 60s sound like they were pretty fun
>>58025782
because leftists hysteria crying usually proves the righties correct
>>58025856
20 pull ups is much harder than the other 2
>>58025900
paid to take a slag out and ended up only getting a hug lmao
>the looks department
>it's a Mike's corned beef penis episode
>>58025887
same
>>58025782
Because the left is an ideology of censorship and banning anything that offends.
*nears 5K artists on last.fm*
>>58025870
me in the back with the albinoism and cornrows
>>58025887
iktf
>THREE THOUSAND POUND HUG
Got my big boy boots on lads
>>58025856
both the 3 miler and the press-ups quite easily, might I can only do about 12 dead-hang pullups though
that said I'm 105kg
Typing this post on my phone with thumb which also has a huge blob of spunk on it
>I use last.fm
>>58025976
kek
EVERY
TIME
>>58025782
>>58025919
>>58025952
Liberals can't handle it when something contradicts their doublethink, hence why they go into a spastic fit when faced with facts that don't agree with them.
Liberalism should be classed as a form of mental illness.
car hole
>>58025994
nice
>Liberalism should be classed as a form of mental illness.
>>58025920
Speak for yourself I can do 20 pullups but struggle with a 5k
>>58025870
Rasheed needs to stay away from the black spaces.
*pisses on your fedora*
Can you say 'The left/left wingers' when describing modern american liberals (SJWs)?
I thought 'the left' was just an economic thing?
>>58025993
your a big guy
>>58025976
>>58026007
Leaked picture of jap lad in his pod after going 4 days hugless
>>58026047
good post
>>58025792
she isn't even american
wifey says if I get a promotion at work she'll finally let me have a blanket and pillow in the cuckshed
Greetings :DDD
>people complain about pakis
>even london has less than 3%
>>58026070
Did you just fucking resave my image with the same filename too? >>58022934
you fucking cretin
Gonna do a trick lads
Wish me luck
>Three
>Thousand
>Pound
>Hug
>>58026011
>liberals
fuck off yank
>>58025888
Easy to do in America, they give houses away in Happy Meals.
Here that would be a problem.
>>58026053
how?
do you literally never do any form of cardio whatsoever and just lift?
feeling chilly lads
>>58026136
I'm on mobile you cheeky cunt it just automatically uses the same file name
>>58026065
modern American liberals are economically left wing but that doesn't mean you can blanket refer to them as 'the left'
>>58026134
i think you're a jf
>>58026189
don't ever talk to me or my wifes son ever again
>Arse
>nal
>mum has blue eyes
>i have brown
I'd have so much more self worth if I had her blue ones
i'm literally no better than a paki
>>58026011
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!
>cardio
>>58025641
yeah just be like "look senpai, I've proven myself capable of doing all the managerial shit"
>>58026162
hard-mode: want a beachfront property with acreage in a sought-after locale, lad
Ah cannae be fuckt wee capitalism anymore is just bankers lookin out for theyselves ya na wat ah mean aye?
>>58026165
only cardio i do is hiit can't do anything long haha
>>58026213
Dad has bright green eyes and I have brown/muddy green
>>58026012
It's car hold.
>>58026213
>>58026275
>tfw muslim surname
>pale with green eyes and blonde facial hair
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>58026260
should incorporate saraposting more desu
the thing about arsenal is they always try and walk it in
>yanks
>>58025632
what's not to love?
>>58025782
the left loves to ban things
the right loves to fight
lads, I've reached a dilemma. I've got two choices on how to spend this evening.
a) revise for an important exam on Wednesday
or
b) get blazed and post on /brit/ while playing grand strategy games
which should I go for lads?
the thing about arsenal is they're fucking wank
>arse-en-uww
200kg deadlift seems impossible
am weaker now than when i did 185 last year
>>58026206
>trying to worm his way out of cold hard statistics from the census
>>58026284
Hopefully one of your sons, or your sons' sons has this curse of brown hair and eyes.
it'll be ten times worse for him as he'll also have your paki surname.
>>58026213
>both parents have brown eyes
>I have green
>>58026343
b obviously
>>58026258
Nah lad, if you're in the colonies you want a nice house in a small town in the Pacific North West with your own forest.
That is the dream.
>>58026343
read war and peace
>>58026347
do you lot have to constantly train and do weights and shit in order to not lose your muscles?
>>58026353
no. you just have a poor understanding of british slang. which hints at you being a ignorant jf.
>he breathes in oxygen and breathes out carbon dioxide
>>58026343
>a) revise for an important exam on Wednesday
Not that you are going to listen, but this shit is all meaningless here, whilst that exam might have a major impact on your life.
>>58026314
What is he even trying to say?
>>58026347
what part of the pull are you failing?
Had loads of guests over the weekend, so I haven't had a chance to wank for the last few days.
>>58026347
Do most lads who lift actually do normal deadlifts regularly?
The only one of the big three I actually do is back squats as I haven't found anything better than them
ecuador lads
always wanted to visit quito on my way to a peruvian ayahuasca ceremony
Life is pointless, shit and full of pakis
Why go on
>tfw let rip at a busker in the street for being flat
>called him a sucka
Feel bad now but I was having a really shite day
>>58026414
>at is he even trying to say?
Embarrassing.
Roman numerals.
>>58026455
I sat on that exact bench not too long ago
>>58026414
13 = XIII
>>58026395
same. but if you are going to live in the Pacific NW, why not get some place near the coast. I mean what exactly is one supposed to do with acres and acres of forest? don't forget the taxes and upkeep as well
>>58026347
>doing memelifts
lad..
>>58026410
You sound like you're overcompensating
>I haven't found anything better than back squats
someone tell me how i'm not worthless because i've got brown eyes
someone tell me how it doesn't matter that I'm missing out on asian people looking at my colourful eyes in jealousy
>>58025459
want to fug ellin
>>58026477
Greenwich?
no matches on tinder yet lads
>>58026437
>Do most lads who lift actually do normal deadlifts regularly?
Considering most lads who lift don't actually lift, no
in terms of people who are serious, yes. It's a cornerstone of any decent programme unless you're a weightlifter. If you're powerlifting, a strongman or lifting for a sport you should deadlift
>>58026455
>tfw karl retired from all public life because he's got to fix the boiler and do some grouting
>>58026403
Are you joking or just retarded?
Atrophy lad.
>>58025976
couldn't write it lad
>>58026479
M-maybe the '0' was a typo...
>>58026505
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah
this reminds me of that Tibet show where the English woman with black hair and brown eyes visited a tribe that has never had foreign visitors
They were disappointed because she wasn't ginger/blonde with light eyes
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
>My political leanings? Hmph, alt-right of course
>>58026513
Other side lad, Parliement Hill/Hampstead Heath
>he doesn't lift
lmao get on it losers
>>58026552
STOP IT I'LL KILL MYSELF
>>58026415
I very rarely fail a weight if I can get it off the floor, but when it has happened it has been at knee level. My issue right now though is I'm unable to get a good run going, I'll have a couple of great sessions then randomly become devoid of energy and old aches and pains start appearing. Need to stretch a lot, hip flexors are buggered.
>>58026597
Rasheed
>>58026608
do you NEED to have someome helping you when you're doing those specific weights?
so you can't have them at home?
good form pupper
>>58026590
>My average posts? Hmph, shitposts of course
I'm so contrarian I followed the 1st division in secondary school as opposed to the premier league
was sure everyone knew it too
>>58026650
You should.
If you fuck up that'll be your neck or your fucking rib cage caving in
>>58026608
Every time I see this I get confused. With those plates he isn't he beginner misinterpreting the arched back thing.
>>58026650
no I have a bench at home
>>58025782
ye its very strange
i only lurk on twitter never posting and yet ill occasionally click on a leftie and see that im blocked? pathetic really
>why yes I do consider myself an "alt-righter" as it were
>I love my heritage and am proud to be part of the white master race
>2016
>best cure for anything psychological:
>tell yourself you're fine
>repeat ad infinitum
blue eyes but 5'7 and skinny-fat (tiny arms and legs, huge bloated torso), people laugh at my body regularly.
>>58026693
fucking hell mate, never going to do weights in my life
fuck that
>>58026656
>Hmm, what should I select as my Twitter avatar? Should I go for my perfect 2D waifu or a stock black and white self-portrait of a middle-aged 50's gent?
>>58026734
>5'7
Are you not allowed on some Disney rides?
>>58026697
meme tier workouts
>>58026697
It's brilliant technique, never mind the butthurt 2 plate bencher who posted it
>>58026650
You can just ask the lad who's close to you to help.
>>58026734
>people laugh at my body regularly.
laughed at this
post body
genuinely don't like any of you
>>58026650
I lift at home in a rack like this, so i don't need a spotter. If I arch slightly then the weight touches my chest, if I lie flat on the bench the weight is on the rack. Have failed 100kg alone and it was no problem.
>>58026776
Don't be retarded
So long as you know your limit and have a good spotter, you'll be fine
>another suros regime
Kill me lads
Have 3 telestos too
>>58026829
fuck off billionaire
>>58026824
and yet here you are
>>58026785
could never afford that stuff lad, never been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgYDfporX00
>lifting weights ever
>>58026824
listen mate, I've tried for so long just to get you to like me that I think I deserve a little respect don't you think
>>58026829
how much did that cost?
I know the filename says $86 but surely that's way too cheap
>>58026857
been there three times lmao
>tfw not a trap
>>58026875
About £130 IIRC
want to die lads
Why is Luxembourg so rich?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00ITW3Y68
can't decide what colour to get my new fedora in lads
just talked to a female
>Ahhh yes excellent, Sargon of Akkad has uploaded another 47 minute tirade against Cultural Marxism. Magnificent, this will make exquisite viewing as soon as I finish downloading this hentai
>>58026914
I want to eat a girl
>>58026839
how can you have a spotter if you're doing it home alone?
look at this shit >>58026866
>>58026961
but sargon is a marxist
>>58026824
think I might like you
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
poor people make me sick really
/honest opinions/
>>58026940
microstate and tax haven
>>58026960
how is your mum today?
>>58026940
>""""""""""great"""""""""" britain
me in the middle
who here /rootingforisis/ ?
>>58026976
I'm not saying to do it at home
you could also have a workout male
Mr billy no mates
>>58026960
congratulations
>>58026998
heh, tough luck friendo she was younger than me
>being a leftist cuck
>>58027039
imouto?
>>58027039
so how is your sister today?
>>58026916
not bad
>>58027027
*workout mate
>>58027022
rasheed
sometimes have amusing things I want to show /brit/ but refuse to take screenshots after what happened to mark desu.
>>58027039
>>58026975
like eat her fanny and bumhole, or actually consume her flesh?
having a gf is a lot like making risotto lads
it's a lot of effort, requires a lot of attention and in the end it's not really worth it
anybody want to come and talk to me on discord?
>>58026956
mustard mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dBpR36VFQM
>>58026924
don't worry you'll get 4th and lose to barcelona in the round of 16 ad infinitum
>>58027103
>after what happened to mark desu.
just leave it mate
dark times are past us
>>58026985
Rich people make me want to beat them up, so they'd have a reality check.
http://wesaystay.uk/
>>58027061
>>58027062
heh try again friendo im a lonely child
>>58027114
you can post pictures of your risotto on social media and make people jealous that you get to eat it though
Let a dog die today lads
An old woman was walking it along the Thames and it jumped in, she pleaded for me to jump in after it but it was fucking freezing and I have a cold so I said I didn't know how to swim and walked off fast
Feel like a right prick
DYK: Liechtenstein is the last remnant of the holy roman empire
>>58026625
deficits and grip work
>>58027183
the dog's fault really
really fucking hate my boss lads he is a grade A cunt
how can I get him fired?
>>58027182
>having social media
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
need jacket recommendations
>>58027226
tell everyone that he molested you
>>58027183
>An old woman was walking it along the Thames and it jumped in, she pleaded for me to jump in after it but it was fucking freezing and I have a cold so I said I didn't know how to swim and walked off fast
Assuming this is real, you actually did the right thing.
You would have put yourself in serious danger by going into the water. The tide would have taken you.
>>58026697
his arse is on the bench, so it's a good lift
it's a technique for powerlifting meets
>>58027231
are you one of those angsty teens who doesn't have facebook to make yourself seem weird and interesting when in fact you just have no friends?
keeping a pet is psychopathic
>>58027183
You're not a prick you're smart. No authority advises you jump into a river to save even a human because you'll just end up dead too.
>>58027183
You are a cunt
I genuinely can't swim so I would've been fine tb.h
>>58027183
a lot of the time when people jump in rivers to rescue dogs they end up dying as well as the dog desu
>>58027183
Actual Scum
>>58027183
slep tight pupper
>>58027304
a human pet maybe
but taking in a stray cat or something isn't the same
>>58027183
amazing how often this exact scenario happens
pretty sure I could survive jumping in the Thames, but I wouldn't do it for some random person's dog
>58027183
>everyone falling for this pasta
idiots
*keeps you in your cage*
*rattles you around a bit*
grrr ahaha
>>58027183
this is an oddly common event for people on /brit/
>>58027103
>>58027163
WHAT HAPPENED TO MARK
>>58027323
>>58027276
maybe she is a serial killer that gets stupid cunts to jump in after her dogs and then watches them drown and laughs
she has many prop dogs locked up at home
>>58027360
actually I wouldn't jump in to save any dog, only a person that I really liked
>>58027359
how did it go
>>58027401
we don't talk about that
