kpop edition
cara
>>58022713
fuck off bot
our nige
>>58022700
Imagine getting into a fight with that fucker
>>58022701
good lad
>>58022733
This 2bh
I think I like women who look a bit like boys
Which explains why I love cara
>>58022733
01101110 01101111
>>58022749
Who is Australia's farage
Corbyn in when?
*walks past you*
any law students here? I need some help
It's me
https://clyp.it/g1uppqph
>>58022787
Tone?
What will Hillary's legacy be when she leaves the Oval Office? Great President, or greatest President?
Thinking about being a train driver 2bh
seems comfy
Thoughts on Daniel hannan the ukip mep?
Is he just a memester?
>>58022808
yeah whats up
imagine being me ;_;
>>58022808
If you want help, a law student is the last fucking person to go to
anyone here support labour?
>>58022824
having an affair scandal
>>58022808
Yeah yeah what the fuck is it Charles it's late
imagine me balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAkqGKNAtM
When will this bourgeois bohemian immorality that has destroyed British culture end lads
>>58022852
hahahahaha fuck that
>>58022787
tones for immigration
katter for (or rather against) poofters
just a reminder to all the women ITT that if I'm talking to you I have already decided whether I would fuck you or not and chances are if the conversation is still going I have decided I would
>>58022780
i'm not kidding. This is what i think your set up is:
You sleep next to your computer that is on 24 / 7. You have a script that detects new /brit/ threads and instantly selects a random cara picture and posts it.
If someone makes a post in /brit/ containing the text "cara" or replies to your post, you are instantly notified even if you are sleeping so you can potentially respond to the post manually so people don't THINK you are a bot when you in fact are.
plonker
>>58022787
no one really.
>If you want help, a law student is the last fucking person to go to
>>58022852
What's wrong with you?
>>58022872
Only the 'Sheeds and 'Sheed sympathisers support Labour
Lads, lads, lads, lads!
What if we all chipped in and bought a boat? Like, an actual, Greek sailing vessel! We could sail the high seas, and launch pirate raids on coastal cities! Imagine the possibilities!
http://www.woodenships.co.uk/sailing-yachts/replica-ancient-greek-sailing-vessel/
>>58022865
What if the question is about becoming a law student
>>58022836
he's conservative not ukip
>>58022931
think you're overestimating me
>>58022808
my aunt's a lawyer
>>58022808
Dropped out but used to be (in the UK)
>>58022787
we don't need one at the moment
asians buying up shit left right and centre but that's kind of happening everywhere around the world
>>58022713
good post my dear friend
>>58022955
/brit/ meetups have never gone well
>>58022944
mental illness
>>58022846
X and Y are married, Y leaves X (not yet divorced though). X buys a lottery ticket from shared assets and wins £500k. Y wants a piece of that.
I can't find a relevant act for this.
>just a reminder to all the women ITT that if I'm talking to you I have already decided whether I would fuck you or not and chances are if the conversation is still going I have decided I would
off to have sex with a man in a bit lads. bit nervous tbph, never done it before.
>>58023028
bit degenerate lad
>>58023015
Still not sure if this is a boy with those shoulders.
>>58022955
there are, what, maybe 50 people who post in /brit/ regularly? would any of them be willing to chip in more than 10 dollarydoos?
>>58022824
The first President to pardon herself to get out of the kerfufle released from her emails
>>58022968
baited
>>58023010
>>58023011
Which one?
>>58023028
What are planning to do? Let us know how it goes, yeah?
>>58022926
need left to peg me now
>>58022713
no
>>58022824
no
>>58022926
yes, no
>>58023015
yes
>>58023015
Whoa OK yeah that's a guy
>>58023015
what is she doing with her left leg?
>>58022979
but seriously i've been on /int/ for just over 2 years now and you always post cara but you rarely participate in the thread after that. It makes no sense.
>>58023021
>not yet divorced though
you don't need a law student for that m8.
>>58022931
or he's just legitimately autistic
>>58022955
We could attack, sink and loot migrant vessels in the Med desu senpai
>>58023075
>What are planning to do?
no idea desu, just going to see how it goes.
>>58022993
Ermm you have a higher immigration rate than sweden haha
>>58023101
>what is she doing with her left leg?
teasing yer cock
>>58022955
>cornwall
might nick it
>>58023108
I need the fucking act you damned yank
is it a matrimonial asset or no for fucks sake youre not helping
>>58023128
Nice. You a top or a bottom?
Considered perving on my flatmate and doing a wank in her shoe but then I developed a sense of self awareness and stopped myself. Thank God for that.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/15/politics/bill-clinton-bernie-sanders-shoot-wall-street/
Absolute madman
can someone please tell me what actual arguments for diversity and multiculturalism are other than "diversity is our strength and beutiful XDD"
>>58022701
can they just fuck off with our flag all over the place
>>58023055
a girl
>>58023130
yeah but 1.2m of them are poms, 611k from NZ, 480k from china, 430k from india, 200k from italy, 230k from vietnam, 230k from philippines, and 180k saffers
not that bad considering
Is Machinarium any good?
>>58023021
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/8832648/Spouses-have-no-right-to-lottery-winnings.html
https://www.lottoland.co.uk/magazine/lottery-and-divorce.html
SvAG (2011)
>>58023158
if i was a girl i'd be constantly paranoid about pervy lads doing wanks in my things
>>58023158
ah the ol rejected friend request eh
>>58023221
now this is a pose i can get behind, figuratively and literally
>>58023015
GET YER RAT OUT DARLIN WAHEEYY HAHA
*stalls 1.6 renault clio as I pull away*
BOLLOCKS
>>58023157
probably top but don't really know desu. nervous as fuck at the moment
>>58023110
any amerifags want to explain the appeal of this guy?
I can understand the love for Trump, but Cruz just seems like such a creep
>I don't follow US politics but its hard to ignore it in this day and age
>>58023168
It brings in skills that the host population may be able to develop
I think with an increasingly connected world this is becoming a bad argument though
>>58023285
rasheed enabler
>>58023101
think i'm participating plenty 2bh, think i post more late in the nights when its just good ol' memes and not politics shite again
>tfw no Lauren Southern gf
almost bought don quixote at the charity shop
>>58023285
spoiler that hog
>>58023239
Been through that already, the problem is that in this case the respondent bought the ticket with her own money rather than a shared asset.
women are merely a binary system to me, either a yes or a no
if you are a yes I may humour you, pretend the mush that comes out of your mouth is even vaguely interesting until I have you secured in my web
if you are a no I regard you as lower than the dirt on my boots
>>58023269
>nicking my post word for word
absolutely atrocious behaviour mate
>>58022701
>kpop edition
I approve this message
>>58023218
>being upset over seeing our flag
just confirms anti kpoppers are pakis
like maisies legs here tbqh
>>58023343
bill clinton is a rapist, war criminal and psychopath
>>58023282
Hope you have fun. :)
>>58023284
>Be religious wackjob living in the pig-fucking middle of nowhere
His supporters are just weird, see 21:15-22:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbWWvHsEiy0
>>58023353
>women are merely a binary system to me, either a yes or a no
>if you are a yes I may humour you, pretend the mush that comes out of your mouth is even vaguely interesting until I have you secured in my web
>if you are a no I regard you as lower than the dirt on my boots
>Turkey expecting Visa-free travel to the Schengen Area by June
zoinks
i watched a film with kit harrington in it the other night and every time he appeared on screen i could't stop myself from saying "jon snow" in that accent that whats her name had
>>58022824
president that managed to accomplish nothing in 4 years because of memerica's meme system where the other party can just decline anything because the other party suggested it
wait that was obama
really emptied out my bowels there
if you had to pick one british town/city for this to happen to which would it be?
>>58023377
shame about the ogre face
>>58023168
it's racist to presume that anyone other than whites can't be equal to whites which is what your assuming by being anti immigration
>>58023317
>""""g""""f
>>58023427
>Obama accomplished nothing
Great, great meme
>>58023285
no
>>58023317
yes
>>58023377
no again
://Pineal gland analysis beginning in:
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would you like to see the results now [Y/N]
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>>58023440
Cheadle
>>58023440
all of northern ireland
>>58023419
it wasn't really a fedora post though
Do you play sports lads?
>>58023440
London, get rid of the mudslimes
>never been to the UK
>hear about it all the time in English Class
>we're taught about the British Empire, Empiricism, and Shakespeare
>Brits brought civilization to the most remote of places and ruled basically the entire world
>hear about London being the biggest city for the longest period of Western history, See Westminster Abbey and Big Ben in my school book
>wow what a majestic place the UK must be!
>finally an opportunity to visit arises
>go to Glasgow with my parents a few years ago
>dilapidated buildings
>drunks and junkies everywhere
>shit ugly accent
>people not nearly as educated and polite as our teacher would have us believe
>still not sure if I'll ever go again
>England doesn't seem much better judging by what /brit/ says
Is "Great" Britain a meme?
>>58023440
croydon desu
>>58023440
The town of Scotland
>>58022824
more like meh-gacy lmao
>>58023514
top bait
>>58023474
>s
You lads do this on purpose.
Thoughts on the house of lords lads? sort of like it myself
not a fan of two competing elected chambers
>>58023440
whichever city I'm in at the time
>>58023336
So she bought the ticket with her own money and didn't put it into a shared asset like the matrimonial home?
Read the ruling. The money is all hers.
>>58023434
doing it rn
>>58023514
>"""""Great""""" Britain
We walked him to the station in the rain
We kissed him as we put him on the train
And we sang him a song of times long gone
Though we knew that we'd be seeing him again
(Far away) I'm sad to say I must be on my way
So buy me beer and whiskey 'cause I'm going far away (far away)
I'd like to think of me returning when I can
To the greatest little boozer and to Sally MacLennane
is living in the uk depressing?
>>58023558
no wiper
>>58023514
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_effect
>The Glasgow effect refers to the unexplained poor health and low life expectancy of residents of Glasgow, Scotland, compared to the rest of the United Kingdom and Europe.
Bad choice of city
>>58023440
Bradford or Birmingham
memes aside how do I learn to respect women
>>58023581
yes but I like being depressed
>>58023440
birmingham
>>58023514
>english class
>>58023483
they've had enough
>>58023612
ye true
>it wasn't really a fedora post though
>>58023474
Do you think that it is possible for one to open his or her third eye permanently through dozens or hundreds of DMT sessions alone, or would one have to stick to the mediation route?
Maybe some could skip the years of meditation practice?
I just wonder because so many profess methods of opening or awakening the third eye by tones and vibrations, often through years or a lifetime of practice like some Buddhist monks, but I often think, "Why not just do some D and get straight to the point" Pleased
Have many monks or the like wasted so much of their lives to getting to the point that 1 or 2 hits of DMT could take them? Hmmmmm....
If we could give many Gurus and lifelong monks a couple of hits we could really give them what they were looking for in an instant?
>>58023581
Yeah
reckon there's more of a class divide than race divide if I'm honest lads
get on with middle class black lads and asians more than working class white lads 2bh
>>58023557
nay lad I told u what happen in the case you linked me, its all good I found the act (senpai law (s) 1985)
>>58023609
by finding the one you actually love
>>58023585
madman
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>>58023514
scotland is a meme
>>58023581
I guess it's better than living in some shithole like africa
>>58023581
My cousin from South Africa immigrated here and said that the weather had a noticeable effect on making everyone depressed, including on him
feel like i might be ready for that ETH-LAD trip next week
was going to do it 5 weeks ago but i became intensely suicidal
>>58023623
>not having english class
hello zhang
>>58023663
>>58023664
it's like poetry
>>58023581
Very much so. Although the nanny state in Australia somehow seems even worse.
Wish I lived on a large property in America or Canada where I was left alone desu.
thinking up a strategy
>>58023514
don't group the rest of us in with glasgow please hans
>>58023440
>47kt
bit weak really, works with Jap cities made of paper but you won't destroy a major western city with that
shitpost
>>58023676
i was laughing at how germans are both shitting on the UK while being forced to learn english
>>58023678
>the nanny state in Australia
we're not even a nanny state but yeah living in yankland or diet yankland would be deece
if there was a Lion King prequel, Mufasa would be the villain
imagine what someone from the olden days would think seeing a monstrous human like this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BES_5wWgg0a/
>>58023642
That's Scotland. DIfferent legal system.
>>58023514
>never been to Germany
>hear about it all the time in German class
>we're taught about the barbarians, their empire, and German culture
>Germans brought innovation and culture worldwide
>wow, what a majestic place Germany must be!
>finally an opportunity to visit arises
>go to Berlin a few weeks ago
>homeless refugees everywhere
>Muslims raping young girls
>men being beaten by refugees, whilst forced to watch their girlfriends being raped
>no one speaks German
>literally no white people
What happened, Germany?
countering your stategy
>>58023358
>lewd sunny
>>58023670
Why are you going to Angola?
What's so different between ETH-LAD and LHR-ETH or MAN-LAD
how do I break up with a girl
>>58023765
tell your mate to tell her at morning tea
>>58023748
not entirely mate
>>58023765
call her a swine
>>58023730
>No Guns
>Hate speech laws
>Can't watch porn with small breasted pornstars
Seems pretty nanny state to me.
>>58023765
Open up about your red-pilled views, she'll dump you soon enough
>>58023765
slap her
>>58023765
call her Maisie
>>58023749
I find that hard to believe Nige. Berlin may be far gone but there's plenty of whites to go around. That said, you should visit Bavaria next time. I recommend Bamberg, Würzburg or Nürnberg.
Also
>going to Berlin
>not visiting Potsdam
wew lad
my rent came out today and now I'm VERY poor haha
do you think the croats, bosnians, slovenes and kosovars made the right decisionw when they voted out of the YU?
anyone here smoke reefer?
A Japanese girl goes on holiday to France to document her experiences. Her intention: Showing the atmosphere and exploring some of the romantic Stereotypes of the iconic city. Instead she got what appeared to her like an African ghetto mixed with Arabic and Asian ambience. Coming from a nation with very little immigration, she was very surprised when she barely saw any French people - in Paris!
Like in many European nations like England or Sweden, French people are now the minority in their own capital. In some districts of large cities, children of migrants now make up up to 80% of newborns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfkDzXuWhkk
>>58023802
thought about that iah
thinking of investing in a property, lads
beachfront, mountains, one acre plot etc
>>58023758
Interdiction already in place. You lose again.
>>58023641
Marxists would agree with you. Workers of the world, unite!
(Also a Tory idea desu. The empire was built along Roman lines)
>>58023825
literally don't care in the slightest
>>58023765
don't talk to her, answer her phone calls or texts and don't answer the door when she comes to your house
it's shitty, but it worked for me
>>58023798
- we have guns. we shot guns at school for cadets it was mad.
- literally never heard of the hate speech laws and that didn't stop cronulla, doesn't stop reclaim australia. obviously it's not very effective if there are still counter rallies to movements like reclaim australia.
- i literally exclusively watch porn with incy bitty titties
>>58023880
thought about that too but don't want to hurt her feelings
>>58023835
>Like in many European nations like England or Sweden, French people are now the minority in their own capital
erm they aren't the minority unless one of the other groups is bigger, though it does make things sound more dramatic.
favourite car's been taken off autotrader lads
>>58023887
>we shot at a school
>>58023817
>makes a Shit banter post about a uk city
>someone makes a one about a german city
>take it deadly seriously
off you fuck
>>58023969
we had a shooting range
*points my pistol at you*
EAT THE FUCKING BURGER
>>58023765
take her to a restaurant or some place. it has to be face to face
Business idea: set a 100 businesses in Shoreditch with organic mentioned in the title, watch your entire inventory sell out in seconds
>>58023825
that place is so innately fucked I don't think it would matter what sort of bilateral system or lack thereof they would setup
need a gf to go on astral voyages with
>>58023798
Anything's better than here m8
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/12207571/Revealed-Britain-is-third-worst-country-in-EU-for-nanny-state-regulation.html
>>58023842
aha I saw this move all along
*activates my trap card*
>>58023835
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
>Paris syndrome (French: Syndrome de Paris, Japanese: パリ症候群, Pari shōkōgun) is a transient psychological disorder exhibited by some individuals when visiting or vacationing in a place drastically foreign from their own. It is characterized by a number of psychiatric symptoms such as acute delusional states, hallucinations, feelings of persecution (perceptions of being a victim of prejudice, aggression, or hostility from others), derealization, depersonalization, anxiety, and also psychosomatic manifestations such as dizziness, tachycardia, sweating, and others.
>As of 2004 the Japanese embassy ran a 24-hour help line to assist Japanese tourists suffering from this condition. The embassy also reported that at this time on average twelve people suffered from the disorder annually.
>>58022713
this 2bh
got around 150k, need solid business ideas, lads
>>58023825
Probs desu
>>58023952
Picking at wording and missing the wider point
if you use french people in paris vs. non french people in paris then french people are the minority
the social network is an awful film
>>58023985
*pulls piston from your grip*
*punches you in the stomach*
*kicks your face while you are on the ground*
*gets up close to your face*
Try that again you fucking runt and I'll fucking murder you
*you scamper away*
Pah, runts
>>58024020
Looks like she could do with a terrestrial voyage down to the GUM clinic.
>>58023990
the thing is I never take her out
our relationship is literally me just going to her house and fucking her but she's gotten too attached
>the social network is an awful film
>>58023514
>Glasgow
Stopped reading right there.
>>58024034
*I slipped an incorrect card into your deck*
*The trap backfires*
hehe, don't bother coming back kid
>>58024052
Off shore shell company investment scheme
lads dose anyone have the picture of the girl holding up a box of runts to the camera with a displeased look on her face? she also has a very reasonable amount of cleavage on display
I saved it a while back but can't find it
>>the social network is an awful film
almost on 6000 words
Walking around London for a couple hours I have seen the following IR couples:
>5 black/white (3 blonde)
>1 white/black
>7 white/Asian (squinty kind)
>0 asian/white
Your women are absolute scum lads
>>58024089
*shoots you instead*
>>58024169
how many to go?
>Glasgow
volcanos are a portal to hell literally
>>58024052
buy an old taxi and pay slags to fuck you in it on camera, sell the videos for a monthly fee on a website
I'm an atheist. Debate me.
>>58024107
>too attached
it's really not a bad thing desu something that can be addressed
daily reminder that leaving the EU relieves the pressure on the housing market and relieves competition for jobs
>>58024113
>>58024164
it is
>>58024198
roughly 7000
so nearly half way
>1st world/3rd wave feminists
Normal people don't actually support these crazies, right?
>>58024189
*teleports behind you before bullet hits me*
*pulls out katana*
*stabs it in to your back*
heh, nothing personal kid
>>58024173
all londoners are scum
>>58024213
I also want to put my willy in other girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bueFTrwHFEs
*activates hydraulics on car and bounces around*
>>58024120
*slip my hand down your pants*
I don't think so buddy
*banishes you to the shadow realm*
>>58024259
Normal people don't know what 1st or 3rd wave feminism is.
>>58024259
first was tolerable
each wave is getting worse
>>58024239
I agree, I was fedoraposting the aussie who fedoraposted you
>>58024259
>washing cats
People dont actually do this right?
>>58024268
slut. you need to be burnt on a stake desu
>>58024259
*Pours bleach on that kitten*
>I agree, I was fedoraposting the aussie who fedoraposted you
Nick Clegg is fucking massive lads
>fedoraposting
archaic.
>>58024329
They're supposed to clean themselves
Maybe if they smell like utter shit or are dirty after they come back home, you might need to wash them
>>58024308
he said 1st world not 1st wave fuckboy
>>58024227
Silly boy. Must be your bath time soon.
>>I agree, I was fedoraposting the aussie who fedoraposted you
>>58022926
The UK needs to export its slags.
>>58024329
post epic vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM5BCjNswd0
>>58024292
>big dicks in yo ass is bad for yo health
[citation needed]
generally pretty desensitized to irl gore/violence, but something about these videos just fills me with horror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEJXKw0O4UY
I think its the screams/reactions of the people around them
>>58024344
*rips out your eyes*
>>58024227
unaffordable homes and low wages are worth it in exchange for not being called a racist
>>58024387
>fuckboy
>not 'fuccboi'
kek
>post something politically charged in favour of lefties on FB - get a load of likes
>post something politically charged in favour of righties on FB - get a load of likes
>post something politically charged in favour on no one which criticised modern organised politics - get a load of likes
some people are fucking idiots really. they'll just go along with anything confidently proclaimed.
