bankers bonuses edition
cara
crayon pop
Plymouth
nige
the British EU membership means nothing to me
just came in a lad's mouth lads. was pretty good desu
Quasimodo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-36065314
normies BTFO yet again
>>58041777
God I would love to watch these girls get wrecked by a huge black cock.
person
58041825
there are some mosquitos that have taken over my house
they've been living here for 3 months and show no signs of fucking off. every time i kill one its replaced by two.
>>58041789
Jezz > nige
start my job as a steel erector tomorrow
>I'm owen jones and I am one with the working class!
>Went to oxford
http://strawpoll.me/7402279
I honestly can't. Have I got aids?
>>58041794
just integrate, lad
Don't think UKIP should change their name if we leave/remain
Cos 'independence' sort of stands for a libertarian kinda thing innit
>>58041824
Then we are as one.
>>58041795
He is.
>>58041830
Aw :) happy for you m8. You gonna see him again?
>>58041853
gas the poofs
>>58041887
get rid of all the stagnant water in your back garden you filthy redneck
im running wild
im running free
If I start drawing a picture a day, will I get better at drawing?
I see things in my mind and I want to draw them, but I'm not so good at drawing desu
>>58041921
>UKIP
>Libertarian
>>58041890
delete this
>>58041907
do erotic stories count as porn?
>the British government is oppressive, our laws are being dictated from an overseas force, headlined by an unelected body. Furthermore, they are infringing on our traditional Catholic beliefs - we want independence!
*gets independence*
>Ah, the European union, an overseas government that can dictate our laws headed by an unelected body. Our membership will no doubt benefit our great country. Gay marriage? sure why not, we are Catholics after all!
>>58041824
Means smelly french arabs will find it harder to visit cousins in Birmingham
Failed all my GSCSs lads do you think I could get a job as leader of the Labour party?
absolute belters for my tinder profile lads? I'm not a funny person can't think of anything
Jezz thread?
Jezz thread
>>58041968
Just 16, a pickup truck, out of money, out of luck
>>58041903
if the working class strived to be smart it would fix a lot of things
good for owen desu
>>58042014
put something serious in
not everything is a joke m8
GOD WILLS IT
>>58042019
nige
>>58041939
so he's a bender now?
(would probably fug tbqh)
>>58042023
i got no where to call my own
hit the gas and here i go
>>58042006
doesn't matter Erasmus will stay in mainland europe while brits will be blocked on their island lol
Grew up in a mansion
got 2 Es at A-level
dropped out of trade union studies at a polytechnic
any career advice?
>>58041921
>UKIP
>Existing after 24th June
>But muh SNP
>failing GCSEs
Literally how
My attendance was awful and I did practically zero work in year 11, but man still got Cs and Bs
What did everyone call it where you pulled down someone's trousers?
We called it kegging, once when we were walking back from PE this lad did it to a girl, ripped her shorts straight down and she had a bright pink thong on. She bent over like the slag she was right in front of all the lads.
Still wank to the thought of it.
>>58042014
Have a picture of your baby dick
these mcs in the grime scene ain't ever done what they spit bout
if i had a pound for every time one of them said gun i'd be rich now
>easter monday
>>58042096
have you thought about going for Leadership of the Labour party
>>58042108
trousering
>>58042108
>What did everyone call it where you pulled down someone's trousers?
queer
are jezza
>>58042085
>tfw got dual english and irish citizenship
>brexit won't make a difference to my travelling
>>58042085
You act like anyone here would actively choose to go to a shitty EU uni. They are free and still nobody other than pakis go there as they are so poor.
>>58042108
shanking
>>58042081
really not a fan of your bent posting and wish you would fuck off
REKD
E
K
D
>>58042108
De-kecking
What's the this meme that Muslims smell
We wash like normal people, you're thinking of Indians t.b.h.
>>58042108
debagging
still remember when a lad done it to me and managed to pull my boxers down too
>>58042019
who's older?
corbyn or sanders?
>>58042108
sandbagging
>>58042108
getting baggied
how can anyone afford to rent a place to live in the south/east
if its not in a tower block full of chavs its 900+ a month ffs
is everyone just expected to live with their parents or have 2 housemates and still be poor?
honestly sick of it
>>58042108
Uhh there was some phrase can't remember the exact terminology
>>58042177
no
>>58042072
GOD WILLS IT
>>58041967
i cant do that, i live in an area that used to be a swamp
its mosquito city USA over here
What happened this guy wandering about in Glasgow? [image]
>>58041740
«That's right, I'm the fucking Leader.»
>>58041461
something Latin, e.g.:
«Lībertās per le Hibernia res publica de Hibernia».
(check up on that because I'm probably not 100% grammatically correct).
>>58041667
Saoirse.
>>58042108
grannying
>>58042177
Are you me?
how did it work in the USSR? when you finished school were you just assigned a job in a factory and that was you for life?
>>58042019
Might start dressing like young Jez 2bh
>>58042081
always has been, that picture was made by /pol/
>58042200 (You)
>>58042181
>A FUCKING SERF
>walking upstairs to class
>a lad behind you shouts "space worm" and proceed to shove their finger right up your bum
>this happened every single time I had to go upstairs and their were lads behind me
smegging hell lads
just smegged my smeg
>>58042233
Get a bug zapper
>>58042209
WAHEYYYYY ANON'S GOT HIS WILLY OUT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>58042108
kecking becasue trousers = kecks
kegging is obviously just some dirty wool rip off
bad gimps
denmark is a good country and do things properly imo
>>58042195
I.. I just wanna hang out with you lads and post memes and stories and have some fun laughs ;_;
y u bully
>>58042209
>>58042108
Feel a bit bad but i'm howling at the memory
somebody got kegged trousers + pants with his belt on and he was struggling to get them back up
had to undo his belt with one hand over his meat and 2 veg to pull them up
>tfw born during the era of jewish-orchestrated downfall of Western civilisation
this will be fun
>>58042321
Kekking at this post
>>58042299
Ahh that world renowned British education system
Reminder Bernie Sanders didn't have a real job till he was 40.
>>58042310
>>58042336
pulled em back up quickly
don't think anyone seen my willy but all the lads seen my bare buttocks
>tfw you got your pocket ripped off one time
that wanker
>>58042321
DEE DOO DOE DO DONT DEE DOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrjGb6otxUg
watching this
so many cucks
Do I need a passport to go to Spain? Been invited on a stag do in Barcelona.
>>58042299
Twink, girl or fatso that people made fun of?
>>58042276
no you applied for jobs just like any other country
if you couldn't find work then you get assigned to a job
>>58042108
bagging
This one time I bagged a girl, took her knickers down too and she was so wet she lied down in the corridor and I fingered her for 10 minutes straight
>>58041890
Him and his jam can fuck off
very interested in womens football
>>58042071
what like though? just list off a couple of my interests?
>>58042276
might ask my parents
You can go to uni and that
being unemployed was illegal
>>58042108
was called pantsing when I was a kid
>>58042422
Yeah, we aren't in schengen
>>58042439
Sounds better than here 2bh
>>58042422
you need a passport to travel to anywhere outside of the UK
>>58042422
yes
have you never ever left the country before?
povvo twat
>>58042464
yeah
>>58042329
fuck off you bender
>>58042422
Only if you leave the EU
Why did all left-wing politicians look so good when they were younger?
Dad just sent me this
>>58042507
Do you need one for ireland?
Cameron wherever you may be
you're not fit to run our country
you fucked a pig, made it squeal
get off your arse and save our steel
>>58042500
>last day of school
>walking around ripping random people's pockets off their shirts in one swift movement
>collecting all the people's pockets you have taken, like an Apache that keeps the scalps he's taken from his foes
I wonder when there'll be a Trump cult centred around having high energy and building psychological walls
>>58042461
popularity would soar if they played barefoot
>his willy isn't so small he pees on his ballex
>>58042422
>he hasn't got a passport
Will it be held in London if there's civil strife lads?
>>58041990
>>58042564
No you don't
>>58042526
shut the fuck up
don't talk about what you don't know
in fact get the fuck out of here you bent twat
Started reading Chavs by Owen Jones and abandoned it half way through. It's based on the false premise that all working class people are perceived as chavs. Whereas working class people generally recognise and hate chavs too and have more reason to than the middles classes.
![The-Inbetweeners---Jay-006[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/knEYICs.jpg "The-Inbetweeners---Jay-006[1].jpg")
>This one time I bagged a girl, took her knickers down too and she was so wet she lied down in the corridor and I fingered her for 10 minutes straight
>>58042560
got to admit che guevara was an absolute dreamboat
>>58042560
Being leftwing is cool.
>It's a 'lets bully the token foreigner (Croatia) thread
>>58042108
pantaloon pull down or just "looneyd"
>>58042461
I would suck those toes off tbqh
>>58042418
>cuck
>low energy
not a fan of these meme phrases
>>58042519
>>58042610
I won't let you bully me out of this thread!
>>58042583
doesn't even fit at all
see loads of ones with people pretending it fits but it just doesn't
>>58042631
Excellent application of a meme desu
Anyone do that thing in the locker room after P.E where you all stood in a circle and grabbed the cock of the lad on your right and wanked them off, first one to cum had to run into the girls locker room with nothing on, it was pretty weird looking back at it
brexits? i know all about doing brexits, i'm gonna do the best brexit you've ever seen
*roaring applause*
>>58042648
fuck off billionaire
>>58042225
jocked
>>58042633
Think Stalin might have looked best.
>>58042507
>>58042512
Been to Amsterdam and didn't need a passport. So there.
>>58042647
fuck off home luka
>>58042671
*poos in your kettle*
wtf is the golden ratio
>>58042682
>>58041982
yes, thats an amazing way to get better at drawing. developing skills is all about finding something you enjoy and making a habit out of practicing it.
one picture a day, even if its something small 5 minutes heres, 15 minutes there. it all adds up in the end. commit to a project of doing 1 a day every day and you'll be surprised how much the "compound interest" will help you out in your skill building.
if you get past the initial learning curve and start to really enjoy it you'll be surprised at how much better you'll become in the long term.
>when he says the free market works
>>58042695
No but I'm sounding envious lad, sounds like great banter
>>58042619
this is something a middle class twat like owen would never realise
>>58042695
Was that during Penis Inspection Day?
>>58042647
I quite like having the token foreigners in the thread
(I don't consider the americans, canadians, australians, irish foreigners (not saying they're not welcome either))
>>58042732
is google broken?
My self-summary
Hiya my names sophia, I'm 28 years old. I have 5 children, 4 boys and a girl who I love more then anything :) there all from my ex, who I was with for 10 years but it just didn't work out in the end. love watching films and tv series like game of thrones and the walking dead and lost. I love to go out and see family and friends too. I don't look orange and I have my own eyebrows no pencil required!! Lol, I love big cuddles on the sofa watching a good film!! :) Also I enjoy playing a game called Warcraft (wow) on my PC. Anything else then feel free to ask.
The six things I could never do without
My kids and family, my friends, my home, my car, my two pugs. My phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My family and friends making sure they are all ok and happy.
>>58042583
Most of those lines literally intersect with nothing.
>>58042732
fibonacci
>>58042619
Yet more proof that the left-wing middle class is out-of-touch
>"Immigration? How can the working class think it's a problem? Immigrants aren't taking my 60k a year a year job"
what do yanks mean when they say community college? is there a UK equivalent?
>>58042732
i think it's a fetish
He's lacked a bit of composure there for me Clive
Chavez bucks the trend.
>>58042422
>Do I need a passport to go to Spain?
>>58042402
pls stop appropriating my culture
>>58042719
picture is heavily edited
>>58042767
>when he violates the Non Aggression Principle and points a gun to my head forcing me to pay taxes
>>58042717
That was it
what's your favourite gimmick lads
>>58042619
you all look the same to us desu
>>58042816
Basically go there to get all the general ed out of the way so you can transfer to 4 year college.
>>58042682
>>58042804
you plebs are just too dumb to see it........
>>58042816
former polytechnics but these days they charge as much as real unis haha
>>58042775
yeah m8
>sargon
>lol look at these radical leftists being stupid
is this all he does?
>>58042816
It's like free university I think, but the stipulation is that it's shit
>>58042839
>when he violates the Non Aggression Principle and points a gun to a refugees head
>>58042732
it's a number you get from F(n+1) / F(n) where
F(n) = F(n-1) + F(n-2)
>>58042865
A gimmick that is only posted once or twice a week
>>58042865
Kev posting
>>58042767
How did Cambodia work out for you?
NOT an argument
>>58042816
I think it's like college in scotland maybe? is college in england the same as college in scotland? I don't know
Be honest lads, would you?
Going into work drug free tomorrow.
I'll pocket some xanax just incase.
>>58042865
the threadly kpop cutie gimmick
>>58042574
>>58042500
Communism was shit and ruined Russia
The Empire was beautiful and far better
>>58042865
fedoraposting
>>58042886
that is the alt-right's raison d'etre
How many of you lads have had Laitn in school?
waiting for the sun to go down so i can smoke some marijuana
>Interpol went shit after Antics
>>58042989
>Sargon
>alt-right
bit misinformed aren't you lad
I understand most strands of liberalism (I sincerely care about the well-being of my country's working class).. but why the pro-refugee/muslim/multikulti bullshit?
why would sensible people want literally unemployable muslims from shithole failed states coming to their countries?
>>58041824
THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME
OOOOOOOOOH VIENNA
call all hands to man the capstan
all hands that can clasp on
as heave round the capstan
we sing this well known song
>raison d'etre
So is this how it works at yank uni?
>first 2 years everyone does the same stuff
>second 2 years you do the degree you went there for in the first place
vs here where you just spend 3 years doing your degree?
What about applying? do you just apply to the uni or say "i'm planning on doing economics"?
Did you attend mass today lads?
>>58042999
nope
they only taught french, german, spanish and gaelic at my school
I only studied french myself
>>58042914
very elegant way to explain it
thank you pineapple netherlands
>>58042965
alri lad. got a summer of partying coming up and want to purchase some benzos for when im coming down so i can sleep easy.
what benzos should i purchase and how much should i take?
can i mix benzos and weed?
ta lad
>benders
>slavs
>communism
>abnormies
OUT
>slags
>grime
>regional banter
>school memories
>weed
IN
met a sound kush dealer having a smoke in the park today
probs get a bag and see what its sayin
it's the motherfucking dee oh double gee
gf is making me sit in the cuckshed lads
>>58042999
Yeah, but nobody paid attention, never taken seriously by the students or staff
>>58042989
Dont use that cognitive dissonance around here you logical fallacy spewing confirmation bias straw man
>kev went to shit after Cold Out
>>58043023
>alt-right
>actually right-wing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abEa3-rx6MQ
>>58043096
ess enn double oh pee
>>58043130
Sargon is left wing
>>58042886
good entry level stuff
>>58043074
Xanax; it hits harder and faster than any other.
It makes smoking green 100% better 2bh
Why is there so many black people on Periscope?
>>58043026
When you start out you pick what to major and minor in and you get some corresponding classes but mostly it's just general education type bullshit.
Then you start doing he classes required for whatever degree you plan on graduating with.
But yeah basically.
>>58042886
>Making a comfy living from shitposting
Sounds alright
>>58043074
you can mix benzos and weed and its very nice, be careful not to slip in the habit of taking them routinely as addiction is easy to develop and dangerous.
if you are just using them for comedowns 10-20mg of valium will sort you right out. really is the ultimate quick fix.
be careful with drinking with valium in your system
gays are abhorrent
>>58043138
britain needs a strong left wing and a strong right wing to fly
vote mainstream
me on the left
>>58043199
niggers?
haha just remembered back in school they had these old macs that had a setting on the power supply where you could change it from UK voltage to US voltage, and if you did so it blew the power supply
They had to get the next generation of computers in a year early because of us
>>58043075
>OUT
>slags
>grime
>regional banter
>school memories
>weed
I might miss the slags but it's a trade i'm willing to take
>>58043249
Proper slags those ones.
tempted to stick a mechanical pencil down my japseye
>>58043184
>>58043224
thanks. will purchase a load of them for my various festivals i reckon.
>>58043026
there are three main types of people with these opinions as far as i can tell
> idealistic young people (students)
>upper middle class that deep down know forefingers will never be able to afford to live in their villages
>people living in irrelevant remote areas (scotland)
>>58043184
you're getting xanax bars in the uk?
making my flat smell nice
Be a good lad and point me to a good Kickass Torrents proxy site. All the ones I go to seem to be full of dodgy shit trying to install and pop-ups etc.
funny how despite the right wing media attacks Corbyn is getting one over the tory scum
bet all the idiots who said he wouldn't be good feel embarrassed now
>>58043120
argumentum non
>>58043162
the alt-right is full of disaffected lefties, the one thing that groups them together is their hatred of what the modern left has become.
even the ones who actually are right-wing rarely talk about it, it's a movement based solely on criticising the left.
>>58043138
>first part in sheffield
weird seeing things i recognise haha
>>58042177
>>brexit won't make a difference to my travelling because of my 2 passports.
stupid cunt, Brexit won't make a difference because it's a British–Irish agreement. Anybody who's saying "NEW BORDER–CHECKS IN IRELAND" is just fear–mongering. E.U. is irrelevant in it because neither are in Schengen's zone.
>>58040449
MORE!
I haven't eaten in 32 hours so I'm about to smoke a joint and eat 2 days worth of calories while I sit in the dark and watch drunken peasants
>>58043249
Irish women truly get worse as they age
Need to find myself a nice croatian gf or something
me
>>58043263
oh, and also other people ended up getting the blame
>>58042959
yeah i probably would
doing a shanty
>Sargon is left wing
>>58043255
Yeah, literally two thirds of the people broadcasting on it are darkies
>>58043337
Sargon isn't part of the alt-right, he's a leftie
>>58043350
are you me?
I usually order $50 worth of Chinese takeout and go into a food coma.
>>58043309
I buy them from BenzosUK on nucleus.
Don't know where he's set up shop now that nucleus is dead though.
maybe I didn't treat you
quite as good as I should have
maybe I didn't love you
quite as often as I could have
little things I should've said and done
I just never took the time
you were always on my mind
you were always on my mind
nice desu
>>58043321
unblocked(DOT)red
acting like a complete dickhead to the cat
Rare 24th of June Pepe
Who the fuck is Sargon
>>58043395
yes
he's quite open about this
>>58043337
that's not how ben shapiro describes the alt-right
>>58043452
The ruler of Akkad
