Slags edition
FREEDOM
first for /deutsch/
Got a big presentation on that business thing I do tomorrow lads.
me and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPT8PYHVfmU
>>58043711
Shapiro's a good lad
The alt-right are all just NatSoc anime and pepe shitposters tbqh
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>Left/Right wing
This is just economic right, not social?
The real terms are (American)Liberal and Conservative?.
>he still subscribes to a left/right dichotomy
>>58043998
someone looks a bit silly
>>58044018
*tucks you in and kisses your forehead*
Just don't go psycho in the conference room and beat up Big Boss.
You won't be able to delete that from your resume.
>>58044018
good nite, la, you're me fav
No Nathaniel no
there must be more to life
>>58043344
you completely missed my point
I never go to shitty Ireland, never even been in my life lmao
i'm saying I can travel and work in the mainland EU if brexit happens or not becase i have an irish passport
about to put the dude into my lmao lads
last post as a sober fellow
>>58044032
left means "progressive", pro tranny, pro free shit for everyone
right means sane
>>58044018
stay away from nightmares, jongen.
>>58044014
he has no sense of humour and likes to attack people that make him feel bad, he's a leftwing conservative
True knowledge lies in knowing all women are slags
Went for a seven mile walk today, lads. I'm quite tuckered out.
>>58044101
Fuck you you leech
thoughts?
slags
>>58044018
*pulls the sheets over your head and slowly fingers your arse*
>>58044126
my super political mate says that's wrong though, its purely an economical scale
decided to brave it and bike, just mahvelous lads, mahvelous
rich daddy girls looking for big rich chad thundercock
>>58044014
he is just an irl shitposter
Can the words psychotic and insane be used interchangeably?
When I think of a psychotic individual I think of someone that has lost all inhibitions to survival instincts.
When I think of an insane individual, I just think of a drooling retard strapped into a straightjacket.
Can't believe that there are debating about the political compass after I posted the true one earlier
brevik tried to stop it
http://whitegenocideproject.com/norwegian-journalist-says-whites-should-mix-races-to-have-prettier-children-and-weaken-racism/
>>58044176
hes being a pedantic twat, what matters is how language is used
>"alternative" right
>anyone not on it is left wing
so its just the right then
>>58044168
Eh, funny, I'm your age and my grandad was born in WW1
>>58044159
what exactly am I leeching from?
>>58044176
Nah, your friend is a dumb shit. The Right and Left mean Reaction vs Progress. The right tries to stop or restrain change or go back, the left try to create something and they believe in a concept called expanding circles which means you should constantly be trying to make people more free in their personal lives. So looser divorce laws, more trannies etc.
t. political obsessive
>>58044163
there's a direct correlation between her getting younger and my willy getting harder
Gonna check the lottery tickets I bought yesterday, wish me luck.
https://youtu.be/B0jMPI_pUec
>>58044254
The old right wing is left wing now.
>>58044250
i cant go against him though lol
he literally knows fucking everything whilst im struggling to learn
>>58044198
i dont know but its best to avoid both psychotic as well as insane people as much as you can
>>58044228
>tfw in 100 years time races will be extinct and we will all be one colour, with minorities left to die off
>>58044254
Reactionaries who use the word 'cuck' a lot desu
>>58044101
>I never go to shitty Ireland
Missing out m8
>>58044184
will women ever be worthy of our cocks? what happens when there is no need for money or wealth?
>>58044198
>somehow thinking a true equivalence is a false equivalence fallacy
A man from Edinburgh has been jailed after more than a thousand ecstasy tablets were seized hidden in a Lego box.
The pills, which were the shape of the Rolling Stones “Lick” logo, were discovered by Border Force officers carrying out checks on incoming mail at Coventry International Parcel Hub in January 2015.
The package had been sent from Belgium to David Liddle at his girlfriend’s address in Southhouse Broadway.
When National Crime Agency investigators raided the property a few days later they found a handful of LSD tablets, a small quantity of cocaine and around £2500 in cash.
They arrested Liddle at work. His phone had messages on it detailing drug purchases and sales.
The 22-year-old pleaded guilty to Misuse of Drugs Act offences and on Tuesday 12 April he was sentenced to 15 months in prison at Edinburgh Sheriff Court.
just booked holiday in laos
>>58044266
How old were your parents when they had you? My Dad was 17 and my Mum was 16 when they had me.
>not being a radical traditionalist
disdain for decadence
>>58044308
how
>>58044270
>>58044276
Yeah like that time labour made us all more free by taking away our right to own a hand gun in 1997 in a knee jerk reaction to dunblane
>>58044291
FUCK OFF NONCE
>>58044414
u fucking wot m8
>>58044270
go back to posting cute webms desu
>>58044414
Free in personal lives. They are normally authoritarian in terms of those sorts of social/political liberties. Hence the speech codes and gun bans.
>radical traditionalist, it's like being a traditionalist but I wear a fedora
>I'm a radical traditionalist
>It's like being a traditionalist but I also wear a fedora
>>58044394
the old right wing were religious trying to tell you how to live
the new left are "progressives" trying to tell you how to live
>>58044276
>>58044250
Alright then
Explain how on political tests/compasses I always come out as left wing yet I am a full out /pol/tard constantly going on about Jews
>>58044342
>ordering a 1000 at once
I ordered a 100 and they got intercepted, got a form through the door and thats it.
>not being an indifferent centrist
Why does Manny use F instead of C in that one episode of Black Books?
its not hard lads
>left wing = nice
>right wing = mean
>>58044481
Because the internet political tests are retarded and filled with terrible phrasing and shit questions.
>>58044471
>>58044473
>posted at exactly the same time
>>58044460
got this
>>58044345
read that as taos like taos NM
>>58044414
>dunblane
[image]
>>58044419
f.o. ponce.
>My Dad was 17 and my Mum was 16 when they had me
>>58044524
Taking my hard earned money and giving it to dossers is mean m80
>>58044481
you probably dont understand the ideas behind your ideals
CLEAR
ALL YOUR CD RACK
>>58044471
>>58044473
Wew lads
Visiting India soon, would like to eat as much dank food as possible, bit scared of this 'Delhi Belly' gimmick though, is it likely that I'll get ill?
regressive centrist here
>>58044346
wew lad
>>58044481
because you are libertarian?
>>58044573
>>58044533
Is there a way to learn all of this politics crap
>>58044481
Being being anti jew is left wing.
Liberal conservative here
>>58044547
they cut out the part where the parrot gets its head ripped off
Librarian here
I think I have a problem lads
I wasn't always a footfag
>>58044547
v. qt
>>58044547
>>58044642
Fuck off Cameron.
authoritarian libertarian here
>>58044646
>Labrador
Nah m8, he probably went to sleep and the parrot cuddled with him :3
Me at 2:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpFbTlWmJvQ
conservative anarchist here
National conservative libertarian here
>>58044686
Have you ever gotten a foot job?
>>58044705
You will have freedom and if you don't like it I will make you.
I too, volunteer at the public library.
who /libertarian party of scotland/
Nationalist libertarian here
>>58044759
good post
radical moderate here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3114812/Tim-Curry-makes-rare-public-appearance-suffering-stroke-accepts-Lifetime-Achievement-Award-Tony-Awards-party.html
ex-gf texted me that her new boyfriend of 2 weeks cheated on her
the fuck am I supposed to do
>>58044690
best webm I've ever seen, thanks
>>58044635
Not in that sense, there are two anti-semitists
1. pro-Palestine -aka the usual mindless normie drone 'kill all white people' bunch, hate the Jews because Jewish occupation of Palestinian lands
2. Those who believe in the Jewish orchestra of the downfall of western civilisation
>>58044276
>implying Stalin was for trannies or gays
>>58044614
Why?
>>58044595
Don't drink any dodgy water
>>58044751
Yep, funny thing is, the last girl I was with suggested it and then slowly but surely she converted me.
It got her off too. Need to find me another lass like that :(
>>58044796
Lol that article's like a year old what are you doing you mug
>>58044804
Laugh
>>58044764
lmao
>A named 'state parent'
Scotland needs an anti-authoritarian party desu
>Libertarian, it's like being a classic liberal only I wear a fedora.
>>58044726
IT'S A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
>>58044868
>this was 3 years ago
woah......
Just got back to uni lads. Had a month at home with three-course meals, all the home comforts, and family members to spend time with. Now it's back to the reality of poverty and loneliness. tfw /brit/ is the closest thing you have to friendship.
>>58044804
Prep the bull
>>58044884
why do all irish women look like this
free, free palestine
How will VR porn work? I had a go on a Vive the other day and it's pretty impressive but can't see what it adds to porn.
>>58044595
http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/delhi-street-food-test-restaurants-momos-contamination/1/440901.html
>Tests on Delhi eateries show high level of faecal matter in street food
Ah yes, sounds delicious. Love indian cuisine
>>58044868
I used to look like that kid.
>>58044917
>>58044884
You mean the high shorts and middrift?
http://strawpoll.me/7402783
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extremely important scientific research
>>58044926
POV m8
>>58044917
Small genepool
test
>>58044915
I love you anon
>>58044884
Who is this boner condoner?
>>58044953
I had to vote liberal democrat from those options
>>58044184
literally all I'm used to associating with. living in DC sucks lads
would you rather fuck a slag or a slug?
>>58044804
nothing
>>58044850
The last time the gf was over she was showing me her feet and how she always puts lotion on them so they're soft and she had me feel them and shit
Don't know what she was getting at or if she's a secret foot freak
>>58044969
sadly true, therefore we need more Slavic immigrants.
>>58044868
reminder.
>>58044934
>implying you could taste it
>implying instances of poor food-safety/sanitation are relevant to a cuise
Yanks don't even know what Indian food is like lel
>>58044328
you mean in the apocalypse?
>>58044184
>chad thundercock
FOY
>>58044996
>>58044953
everythings coming up tim
>>58045023
Literally what happend to me haha
She was deffo trying to get you to rub them or suck them. Just go for it next time, the girls that like feet stuff get off on it more than going down on them.
>>58045078
farts smell extremely rancid
>>58044993
thats niamh
the hottest slag in cork...
*sigh*
>tfw tired
>tdw don't want to sleep yet because when I wake up I have to go be a wage-cuck.
smells like something's crawled into my arse and died
>the berniecrat meme warehouse
why is whats her face getting impeached in brazil?
>>58044342
i like this, posting random arrest report buffoonery. i think youre on to something here
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>>58045191
I'm a machine operator there
>lester's title challenge unravelling
>scraped a point thanks to an absolutely batshit referee
>no vardy next game
fucks sake
who /oldfag/ here?
>>58045083
Wew la
Just might give it a go
me in the middle
>>58044926
its going to be fucking immense
ive been waiting for VR porn for years, i never thought VR would get this advanced this fast. its probably 5 years ahead of where i thought it'd be. we might get good VR porn as early as the 2020s
waifu simulator will be a fucking game changer. it will tip the scales in the favor of people who can't get gfs and away from the normies. our time draws near.....
fucking miss having my dog around lads
>>58045259
wengers got the title in the bag now
>>58045259
If it were Chelsea or Arsenal in Leciester's current position people would be saying the season was wrapped up already
>>58045023
>>58045083
dudes, you have to suck her toes during coitus. drives them nuts
Excuse me, I'm terrible at pick up limes
left or right
>>58045263
monkey anal 0.o ... whad the heck
>>58045274
How will that work, some sort of fleshlight attachment? I can get POV porn now.
>>58045183
iktf
>get up at eight to go to work
>get home at eight
>after eating, having a shower and preparing dinner for the next day it is already 9pm
>could fall asleep easily any time after 11pm
>force myself to stay awake until 1am so I have some time to myself during the week
>spend most of saturday recovering from the week
>spend half of Sunday getting clothes, buying food and getting ready for the next week
this is why people play the lottery
>>58045014
slug
>>58045326
>>58045023
>>58045083
>americans
>>58045249
anyone else seeing conservative as blue and national socialist as red haha
>>58045249
there's too many of these now
who the fuck knows what they all mean
> >58044910
The video was made june 13 2014, webm surfaced on 4chan early last year id say, hasnt been 3 years
>>58045025
Anymore nathan pics?
>>58045348
both same time thats how I roll mate
>>58045267
Should I send niamh a friend request
*wanks you*
>>58045267
>>58045348
Is it me or are cameras getting worse?
Doesn't the newest iphone cost like £750?
why don't they understand lads
>>58045267
easy to get pussy from college on m8. mindblowing our peers find it so difficult
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-36065314
>>58045348
left >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right
>>58045348
forever right
>>58045348
alt right
woke up this morning and realised I was 5'10
>>58045388
>brits
>>58045536
hah
>>58045354
i dont know, im assuming you'd just do stuff in VR while masturbating in real life.
but maybe VR can get so realistic someday that you could cum without even really being touched, so realistic that it tricks your brain into thinking you're actually fucking. ever have a very vivid wet dream? could be the same idea. wet dreams pretty much prove that we can have orgasms without sex and without touching ourselves
talking to a girl called Anna
>>58045559
NOT funny
it's very sad and humiliating
>>58045434
cheers lad, I need this
>>58045579
bet her nickname is "anal anna" haha
>>58045581
indeed it is
>>58045579
Ask her if you can see her rear
http://strawpoll.me/7402869
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do not click
>>58045579
she's a fucking whore
might suicide haha
>>58045637
wish I was able to
>>58045579
already hit that lad
>>58045536
I'm 5'4".
>>58045667
me too I'm not actually gonna do it but I would like to sometimes
Any other ex Muslims here? Have any of you come out to your parents? What was the reaction and any tips for those of us who have a healthy and loving relationship with our family but despise islam/?
I mean it'd be okay to continue faking if I were just indifferent to Islam, but I absolutely hate it and fundamentally oppose it.
Lads
If you do pull ups/push ups everyday without eating big, will you just get physically stronger and just look the same?
god's not dead. he's alive in each and every one of us. he is a poo
>>58045688
howling
>>58045634
wtf my screen is moving all over the place and i cant stop it
virus do not click
>>58045688
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
should I watch k-on
think i've decided once and for all that i dont like men but i do like girls with willies
>>58045731
you will be more toned so will look much better, might gain about half a stone of muscle but yeah pretty much
too tired to wank
>>58045716
yeh
once you come out as an infidel ramadan will never be the same again
but other than that its very freeing
>>58045634
interesting poll
>>58045739
>>58045762
Lads, please.
>>58045770
Yes.
>>58045811
JUST KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID SMALL CUNT
>>58045789
how many should I do per day?
>he's 5'4 and is an animeposter
would kill myself if I were him
>>58045811
Are you feminine looking?
>>58045792
Have a word with this guy >>58045434
Life is a struggle, that's why niggas I know stay on the juggle
Some hustle to double, others hug you to mug you
Poverty-stricken, they even turn a church kid into stickin
It seems sickenin, but what? Whatever makes the pockets thickin
>>58045667
same
>>58044915
i'm a 27 year old virgin and even I had mates in uni, you fucking sad prick
>>58045805
doing some research into good and bad numbers
>>58045843
I personally do about 200 push ups and 5-10 sets of 15-20 pull ups in both grips every day as a minimum , but some days I will do much more if I want a bit of a burn.
>>58045907
>i'm a 27 year old virgin
don't believe this
>They arent 6'2"
>shinto-ists
>>58045838
No.
>>58045866
Not really.
>>58045843
do this shit a few times and week and youll be good famalama, all weight resistance
>ed miliband will be a frontbencher in 5 years
>ed balls will be presenting travel shows in tight colourful chinos in 20 years
>>58045934
o'pry is literally subhuman
>>58045928
>200 push ups
what the flying fuck
I meant for a normal person who just doesn't want to get blown around by the wind, not a jacked fucking kangaroo on steroids
>>58045909
I voted 8 personally although I'll admit I was drawn to 7
do girls like it when you do magic tricks
>>58045967
>David Miliband will be Prime Minister in 4 years
>>58045843
download the british army fitness app off your phone
>>58046013
>tfw can't whistle properly
how do I fix this
>>58046013
They like when you suck their toes
>Nigel Farage will be Prime Minister in 4 years
>>58045995
the funny thing is pushups are much easier for skinny twigs
>>58046013
only with their vaginas and the trick is an orgasm
>>58045932
it's unfortunately true. no gfs, never kissed a girl. i'm 28 next month too.
>tfw my throat is hurting for a week
>tfw getting paranoid it can be cancer or some bad shit
p-pls no
>>58046075
Have you held a girl's hand? I did that once and it was terrible.
>>58046013
Yes. They especially like when I make myself disappear in front of them
>>58045984
>North Riding of Yorkshire
>Donald Trump will be President in 8 months
>>58045634
anyone who didn't vote 7 actively chose not to
morning lads
>>58046085
me too lad. i think it's allergies. or mono. or cancer. FUCK
>>58045907
2BH I had lots of friends when I did my undergrad, just got rid of them after graduating when I realised I didn't really like any of them. Now I'm doing a master's and it's more difficult to make friends because most of the people on my course commute in. I get on with everyone fine, just don't have any actual friends to hang out with after lectures or in evenings.
>my toast will be ready in a couple of minutes
>200 pushups
you aren't even building muscle at that point. that is endurance, which tones the muscle. you'll be looking like a marathon runner: twiggy
