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stop funding subhuman rapebabies edition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg5MJyEHKGo
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How are you lads?
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i'd appreciate it if you guys stopped calling people of south asian origin "pakis"
as a pakistani myself i find it offensive
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>>57993656
you realise the youth of britain is something like 40% white?
also HDI doesn't mean anything if your entire country looks like fucking grimsby
western europe is over, they've had their time, its time for the rise of eastern europe
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weed lol
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Do girls like it if you stick a finger in their bumhole lads?
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>>57993744
Alright. Half a bottle of vodka deep, might pass out soon.
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>>57993756
Radoslàw
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In general I hate muslims and but I work two Muslim people and they're really nice
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>tfw all the normaltwats are out with their mates or shagging their girlfriends so we have /brit/ to ourselves
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>you're against pakis so you must be polish!!11!

great thread
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I have not showered in a month.

I have not washed my bed sheets in a year.

How fucked am I?
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>>57993764
v edgy grinder
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>>57993790
what did you learn from this?
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>>57993790
"like most rational people, i hate muslims.

except the ones that i've met, who seem alright"
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>>57993756
When the Muslim insurgency happens, all qt refugee British boys are welcome in my home.
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>>57993784
yes
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>>57993839
Can you talk a little about your experiences with it?
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@813
delusion, projection and self importance: the post
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>>57993302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fmzCl5Gpla
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>>57993820
v edgy hobby
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>>57993810
Masie is looking great
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>>57993790
muslims aren't bad, their religion is utter dogshit

some muslims are shit because of their shit culture (eg pakistan), then islam adds a layer of shit on top of that
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>>57993869
what's this song again
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>>57993835
Will you cuddle with me and comfort me?
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bit of a fatter one tonight desu
"G13" apparently
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>>57993764
Weed le mayo
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Just got out of the shower.

Now I need a shit.

WHY??
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>>57993868
I really really like your quote quirk. Do you mind me using it as well?
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>>57993817
pretty fucked. I went about three weeks without a shower recently. Have a bath dude, you'll feel amazing for it (especially if you can then get into a routine of daily showers)
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DUDE
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>>57993810
know a girl who looks a lot like this girl
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>>57993908
it's called font by westmids
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>>57993736
great show
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>>57993916
>baccy in the roach again
s m h
>>57993931
noice
>>57993933
i guess so
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maisie
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>>57993822
don't survey them about their political views, instead only talk about man united
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>>57993938
>Have a bath
fuck OFF rich cunt

TBF the reason I haven't showered is my shower's broken lol
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>>57993764
>>57993916
>>57993931
pretty jelly. hating my current state of poverty that I can't be blazing with you guys.
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>>57993916
atleast this lad knows how to roll a fucking joint

rest of you twats take note
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>>57993972
not really. extremely hit and miss.
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discuss
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>A law exists
>it MUST be right and fair

absolute idiot tier
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>>57993898
I work in an office and my supervisor is a Muslim woman that wears a Hijab who is really nice and their is some lad called Muhammad who is sound.

I know statistically they're awful but the first two I have experience are good people.
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>>57994022
delusional paki
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>>57993764
>>57993931
>>57993916
well if we all getting high. I'll get high too.
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>>57994016
>as if every good sketch show isn't hit and miss
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>>57993911
I'd make you as comfy and relaxed as possible in my commieblock.
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housemate is proper going for it
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>>57994046

who are you quoting?
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>>57994022
Not quite? People were already killing each other because of religion way before atheism became "popular".
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>>57994084
>being this mad at something that doesn't affect you

bitter cunt detected
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>>57994084
fuck up ya boring twat
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>>57994102
that's the point you jew
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weed causes schizophrenia, you'd never catch me consuming such a poison

*sips pint*
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What's your phone background lads

Mine's been a pic of my gf ever since I met her :)
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>>57994102

thanks for explaining it mate. was proper scratching me head about it.
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>>57994022
The last few decades have been extremely peaceful for most people

terrorist attacks which kill thousands of people are much less deadly than wars which kill hundreds of thousands or millions
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>>57994084
Don't be jelous you spiteful fuck
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>>57994068
deary me i don't know what is going on in there
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>>57994140
my dog doing a pose
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Left thigh is aching for no good reason
Compounded with my many other pains, it makes every waking second a living hell
I found some lockets in the bathtoom but theyd melted; i sucked the goo out of one's wrapper regardless
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>>57994140
my dog doing a poo
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"delusional paki" is becoming the new "hello >>>/r/eddit" for the go to weasel word in an attempt to end debate
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>>57994126
>>57994127
IT AFFECTS ME BECAUSE I'M IN THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING HALFWIT HEAD-IN-THE-CLOUDS GREEN-LUNG HEAD-DESTRUCTIVE PIDDLETWATS

[REEEEEEEEEE]
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>>57994207
Rasheed
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>>57994129
>>57994142
I fell for the bait once again, why am I such an autistic faggot?
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>>57994077
haven't seen this in a while, but you're right i misused the meme arrows

i meant:

>pretending every good sketch show isn't hit and miss
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>>57994184

suck the goo out of my wrapper x
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>>57993990
go to a public swimming pool or something mate, take a shower and go for a swim. And get your shower fixed! You'll honestly feel so much better for it I can't describe. How do you manage in public without having a full blown panic attack from how you smell?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mnbzJxYzWU
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>>57994140
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low light and no kings/sorta fucked the L. still
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>>57994239
because of your Italian ancestry
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>>57994251
all sketch shows are shit
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>>57994224
hola reddit
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lads how do I order weed online

I know it involves bitcoins and tor but that's the extent of my knowledge
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>>57994180
they're still shagging 6 hours later?
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>>57994309
Fair enough.
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DUDE! xD
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>>57994337
You meet a local dealer then send him bitcoins via tor an he send you drugs in the mail.

Next time you meet a dealer irl ask him if he offers escrow.
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>>57994337
leddit is a good place to start for this.. /r/darknetmarkets read the sidebar.
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>>57994312
quite like mitchell and webb and limmy's show 2bh, so i win
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>>57994054
Do you actually live in a commieblock? I think they look strangely comfy
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>>57994345
nah this is like the 5th time

lasts for like 10 minutes and then they stop for a bit
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Imagine how pathetic is must be to resort to smoking weed. Bunch of weak willed cretins the lot of you.

There's literately no reason to smoke it unless you're trying to avoid how much of a loser you are.
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>>57994374
>mail

fuck off yank
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Josie is enjoying the fruits of victory and taking a well deserved nap. If by daybreak she has not returned to full strength, then may the sweet embrace of death take her
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>>57994337

you have to learn by yourself mate. soz.
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>>57994407
heh
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>>57994407
OK
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>>57994411
I have the grim reaper on speed dial, it will be swift
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>>57994424
feel lied to
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guess which one is from the UK
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t. Ahmed al-Britani
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>>57994407
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>smoking weed
>going on reddit

deary me
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>why yes, if i did live in a third world war-torn shithole i would stay put and not try migrate to a better land
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tfw no qt english gf
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>>57994495

Euros did it so why not 3rd world savages?
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Being an aristocrat must have been the absolute tops. Just hunt your lands all day and shag your maids all night. The life.
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>>57994395
I do live in a commieblock. It's not really as depressing as you see on those russian pics especially now that it's spring, lots of green around the building.

It's actually very comfortable inside and it's pretty convenient within 5 mins walking distance I have

>a bank
>Lidl
>a dentist's clinic
>a bakery
>a kiosk for magazines and other small shit
>a tram station
>like 3 hairdressers
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>>57994535
how much space in your bed
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>>57994475
ugly one
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>>57994495
So we should take in everyone from

somalia, pakistan, iraq, syria, libya and more lmao?

I'd rather not significantly lower my standard of living so you can feel good about yourself and have a warm fuzzy feeling for "helping"
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who r/uktrees here lads
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>who r/uktrees here lads
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weed is for teenagers and degenerates
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>>57994535
have all of those plus many more things within 5 mins walking distance and i like in a 4 bedroom house

>tfw 5 different bookmakers all of which i could reach within 5 minutes
this country has a gambling problem
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>hi, i'm literally every argument in this thread
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>>57994632
fantastic post
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Turkey is 1,000 times better than the United Kingdom.
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my mum: where are you going?


me: just going to go jerk... ....... shower.
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>>57994577
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>who r/uktrees here lads
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>>57994535
Sounds really nice actually. We could buy some beers from Lidl and some snacks from the bakery and have a mini party. :)

What city do you live in?
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>>57994584
/r/im14andthisisdeep
>>57994608
/r/iamverysmart
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>>57994554
only 1 but there's an extendable matress bottom and you can fit more people there

or you can squeeze on the top but you'd have to be cuddled up :3
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>>57994641
scare tactics?
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>why yes I do partake in the inhalation of incinerated cannabis leaves and am now fully enlightened because of it
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>>57994577
>I'd rather not significantly lower my standard of living so you can feel good about yourself and have a warm fuzzy feeling for "helping"
This, to be honest.
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>>57994686
I think i could live with that x
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>>57994632
im neither of those things bro back the fuck off alright
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>hi, i'm literally every argument in this thread
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>>57994501
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>>57994577
he didn't say he we should take them in
but you have to admit you would do the exact thing in their position

still think we should tell em to fuck off though
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>>57994711
you know this triggers me lad :'(
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>>57994686
poo in my mouth pls
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>>57994711
me in the middle
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>>57994674
Zagreb, the capital

>>57994640
that's pretty nice that house must be pretty expensive though with your crazy market

and yeah there's a shit ton of bet shops here in Zagreb too bydlos love to bet on football
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>>57994022
what video is this on mate
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>>57994746
haha sorry lad I couldn't resist
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>>57994711
chuka umuna on the right
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Charlie
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Thatcher was a better PM than every single PM that has followed her thus far.
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>>57994842
slattern
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>>57994799
"sorry" by our man beibs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4w61yG7euU
r.i.p depzman lads
such a sad tale
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>>57994842
I bet her beaver smells of cardamom.
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>>57994799
>>57994022
lad I need to know now
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>>57994799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvFl6UBZLv4
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>>57994842
good lad
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act like a waceman
thats not me
RIP depzman
that's my G
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unironically listening to tay tay right now lads. feels pretty gud.
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>>57994749
noo poo for you rasheed

>>57994702
>tfw no qt british bf to wake up with a blowie every morning
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>>57994876
lmao good post. would still bury my face tb h.
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Are you debt free, lads? If not do you think you ever will be?
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>>57994967
owe a black roadman 400 quid
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last J left lads
no dole till my birthday saturday, will be nice then
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>>57994967
no, but my debts are struck off. not sure if I should pay them at this point. not legally bound to of course, but it's more trying to get a mortgage..
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catching up on some power electronics tapes lads
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>>57994967
owe myman 70 for a g and SLC about 45 grand haha
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kpop is shit
>kpop is shit
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never even kissed a girl lads
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maisie mentioned

https://youtu.be/QOrJiM81iyY?list=WL&t=43
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>>57995060
Supposed to be cancer
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who else here /thoughtleader/
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post slags
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>>57995011
good lad
managed to get myself a ltd Abandon LP that came with this (is worth a fair bit more now)
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THE WHITE MAN WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE A CHRISTIAN

WHEN WILL HE RETURN TO HIS PAGAN ROOTS?
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>>57994967
Did one year at uni, got sectioned, dropped out, still have to pay £12k in fees and have nothing to show for it
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>>57995121
>sexist language

this is a blue board m8
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>>57995121
this
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so are there any cool japanese people in real life?


every time i see them they're very dorky. the only cool ones are like the 90 year old wise ones like the guy in jiro's house of dreams. the young ones all seem like nervous cucks
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every time that i see your face i feel the pain
when i'm on road just knowing that you ain't here, don't feel the same
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>>57995121
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>>57995121
>>57995157

>>57995165
yeah
source: hugged one
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>>57995238
fat bitch
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>>57995238

you just got me the sack
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posting cute ladies
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on a NoFap and did TWO wanks today
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/slags/
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>>57995255
>>57995266
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post strong, handsome men
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I feel the soul of a brythonic berserker searing through my veins.

All I need is a worthy challenge
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>>57995266
never could understand why this place bothers with nsfw boards. it's full of neets.
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>>57995127
nice lad, I have some of old puce mary tapes that are worth a few bob now
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>>57995273
am i to assume she is holding a glass of her own piss there?
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>>57995319
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>>57995319
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getting in to bed lids

night xo
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>>57995354
>>57995359
young turks confirmed both strong and handsome
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>>57995283
stunning
>>57995340
been meaning to get around to hearing some puce mary stuff
which ones do you have
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>>57995319
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>>57995319
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>>57995319
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>>57995354
>his face when someone mentions the armenian genocide
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can't take much more of this lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe-22iieZ28

how is this enjoyable?

how is this even music?
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>>57995331
lol innit.
>implying anybody would browse any board of 4chan at work if it mattered

fuck I saw the polish cp faggot the other day. legitimately made me feel sick not come back on to 4chan for a few days. didn't want to click it to report it :/
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>>57994465
that's her arm ya daft cunt
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>>57995487
omg ur such a pleb
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>>57995401
fear and pleasure, piss flowers, the viewer
Damien Dubrovnik are the GOAT though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFX3igy4oFo
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How many units of alcohol to you drink per week?
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>>57995537
haha what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>57995487
dude......pleb...........u dont even have Patrician taste xDDD

u dont listen to albums?????? lol !! faggot noob! i bet you use VLC you faggot!!!!!!!!!
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Lmao
>>57994575
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>>57995527
>>57995566
great posts i bet you spent a lot of time considering the wittiest way to convey your point to /brit/
>>57995537
will czech out
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>>57995566
Will you fuck off back to /b/, you are a god awful poster
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my farts would literally be considered music to the freaks in this thread
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,.,
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>>57995543
zero

yes I am a man
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>>57995543
A litre of 40% spirits worth
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>>57995626
Yes, it took me five minutes to formulate desu, and ten minutes to gather the required materials.
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>>57995468
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>>57995631
fuck off westmids
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>>57995631
subpar post
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>>57995593
A DING DING DING DING DING
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Why haven't you gone to sleep yet?
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>>57995709

pokeofkpeogkwr0pijgh
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>>57995709
won't be able to sleep for a while yet
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never ever drink more than two nights a week but always get drunk at least once every single week without fail
>>57995631
you're such a mong
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Croatian bf
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>>57995747

how do you avoid the sharia patrols?
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replied to the wrong post
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>>57995238
>>57995283
wew
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>>57995709
>>
every board without flags is extremely smug
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>>57995782
sssshhhhh, it's okay
>>
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happy st patricks day
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>>57995709
My mind is filled with negative thoughts.
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>>57995775
half of the pakis drink too
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>>57995782
Give them the (You) they deserve
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>boards without flags
>>
>>57995593
>>57995692
FUCK I'VE GOT IT IN MY HEAD NOW
>>
>>57995836
bit hypocritical
>>
Sweat baby, sweat baby
>>
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> Be me
> Now bastards, I'll try to get my cum in my own mouth
> Jerking it to all sort of fucking porn
> 2 hours building up courage
> Try a couple of times how it feels to keep your legs above your head
> Each time I become slack almost instantly
> Not cool to have a cock above the face tbf desu
> Work myself up to the edge
> Throw me on the bed and roll as your feet hit the wall
> The hand is quicker than a sewing machine
> Tongue out and waiting
> Half of the cum goes straight to the tongue and the rest on the chin
> cum runs back in the throat and I start coughing
> Feels like ribs will be cracked when I slobbering all
> Swallows and shudder of the salty liquid and snotty
> Throw down my legs and looking to the computer that still rolls porn on full display
> Sighs and looks at the ceiling instead and feel the movement slowly drain down the neck
> Is 20 minutes by semi-dried sperm all over my chin and neck and searcheth my life
> tfw you realize that you can no longer live this way
can not recommend tbf desu
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Friendly reminder that he made it and there's hope for us all.
>>
>>57995840
they don't deserve it
>>57995874
have never seen anyone protesting for sharia law or talking about it here
>>
just got my CD's back
>>
>>57995932

>that thinning hair

he'll be bald within 5 years i reckon
>>
>>57995649
this fucking nigger

I've met this stupid monkey 100 times on /r9k/ omegle
>>
>>57995924
done similar in the past except my willy actually reached inside my own mouth
>>
candles gone out :(
>>
You now remember that part of the Lib Dems 2010 manifesto was starting the path to adopt the euro
>>
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yummy
>>
gong to bed now
>>
>>57995932
Moot is looking buff
>>
>>57993985
>instead only talk about man united
The soccer club?
>>
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>>57995932
>having a kid
>making it
>>
>>57995932
He's out of her league
>>
>>57996010
i've tried this before
>>
>>57995952
good effort
>>
I've met this stupid monkey 100 times on /r9k/ omegle
>>
>>57995924
very good post
>>
>>57995649
LITERALLY ON CAM TO THIS CUNT RIGHT NOW

SHIEEEEET
>>
>>57996028

>replying to a 55 minute old post

kill yourself
>>
>>57995932
who?
>>
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>>57996006
>We believe that it is in Britain’s long-term interest to be part of the euro.
But Britain should only join when the economic conditions are right, and in
the present economic situation, they are not. Britain should join the euro only
if that decision were supported by the people of Britain in a referendum.
>>
>>57996054
fucked that up didn't you, you mong
>>
>>57996042
you mean she's out of his league

not even bent but he's better looking than her
>>
>>57996148
so utterly meaningless
like the rest of the Fib Dem manifesto
>>
>>57996148
We should have joined to Euro
>>
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>I rate zidane
>>
>>57996148
why exactly do you/they think it's in our long term interest?
>>
>>57996164
>>57996042

both mean the same thing technically
>>
Need a list of reasons why American EDM culture is awful

Go
>>
@57996180
bait
>>
>>57995932
is that actually chris?
>>
>>57996212

its shit
>>
>>57996241
No
>>
>>57995924
lmao I jizzed in my face once. I'm vaguely bi btw. It was very, very disgusting. As soon as you spunk you lose the drive to do that filth.. Real Catch 22 situation. lmao.
>>
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hows are kev these days?
>>
>>57996249
Yes but why it's important for my internet argument
Already said about it being really fake and commercialised
>>
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>Hello Ladies and Gentlemen I am a resident of the Kingdom of Spain
>>
Was Patrick Bateman just insane? Or was he really a killer? Someone who has also watched American Psycho please tell me
>>
>tfw mum wants to join the euro as it would be one less thing to worry about before going on holiday
>>
>>57996301
all in his head IMO
>>
>>57996301
yes he was a killer
>>
>>57996292

shouldn't really have entered an argument without knowing what you're on about 2bh mate
>>
>>57996301
hola reddit
>>
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MAAHAAAHH the /brit/ has alwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellence
>>
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>why yes, i do pretend to care about british sovereignty
>>
>>57996301
he was a beautiful man, NO HOMO
>>
>>57996347
love it
>>
>>57996297

he's like charlie hunnams fat ugly brother
>>
>>57996284
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=29971
>>
>>57996347
whats this new orson welles meme then lad?
>>
Seriously Britain, What The Fuck Is Going On With Your Food? OK, Britain, we’ll give it to you, you’ve really perfected the Sunday roast, and the Yorkshire pudding to a tee. But quick question… Why can’t y’all just enjoy a pie without drowning it in weird sauce reminiscent of a post-salad vomit?
>>
>>57996301
bateman was a turbonormie
>>
>>57996336
Tru
>>
>>57996350
rasheed
>>
>>57996337
the fuck's that got to with reddit you sperg i literally just watched tht film
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>>why yes, i do pretend to care about british sovereignty
>>
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>US State dept set to bring in 1,500 Syrian refugees PER MONTH
>>
>>57996379
Bit dry otherwise innit
>>
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>>57996413
Barely anything considering their landmass tbf
>>
>>57996379

you mean gravy?
>>
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>you will never again play eu4 for the first time and genuinly enjoy it
>tfw bored of vic2, ck2 and hoi3

think this might be it for me and video games lads
>>
>>57996200
>>57996179
this is copy and pasted from the manifesto i meant to memetext it all. they got a decent amount of votes during them years before SNP and UKIP so they were actually serious. I think they were pretty pro Euro at the time cos eveyrone was shitting themselves about being a small country/currency exposed to the world during the financial crisis
>>
>>57996475

play CoD
>>
>>57996413
m8
look at your own country LMAO
>>
aids
>>
>>57996374
>I am looking into starting a career as a phlebotomy person.
>>
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>why yes, i am only capable of uttering the word 'rasheed'
>>
Check how much haters e.g. One Direction / Justin / Drake has. People are jealous of us with sick swag, you just proves what I already know (that I own)
>>
>>57996500
abdul
>>
>>57996518
my gf loves justin bieber desu
>>
>>57996413
they'll be thrown into a billion-acre wildlife preserve somewhere and told to live off the land
>>
>>57996483
I don't care
fuck off
>>
>>57996463
>>
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>>57996494
>20 thousand refugees in a population of 80 million
lol
>>
bored of mainstream religion lads


considering becoming a satan worshiper
>>
>>57996553
looks amazing
>>
who /letterboxd/ here?
>>
>>57996549
haha good post
>>
>>57996553
what is that supposed to be
>>
>>57996483
tbf they got a load of votes because they were "not labour or the conservatives"

nick clegg is an unapologetically rabidly pro EU
>>
if you trigger envy Social Democrats then you are on the right track in life. Check out eg Justin Bieber or Dan Bilzerian! :)
>>
>>57996572
lol i forgot ye don't count pakis and blacks as immigrants
>>
>>57996601
he's a spineless weasel
glad his career is in tatters now
>>
>>57996494
we take in about 350 per month though haha
>>
Business idea: We all become leftists

They seem a lot happier
>>
>>57996612
Nonsensical post
>>
>>57996631
>his career is in tatters now
?????
he's fucking massive still lad
>>
Business idea: wank each other off with bonuses for mouth usage
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7393520

need reply lads
>>
>>57996626
Major sources of uk immigration in 2014

the only people we don't count as immigrants are the irish

don't foget refugee =/= immigrant

and we are hardly taking in any refugees compared to germany (4,000 vs 1,000,000+) a year
>>
>>57996673

Hi Nick
>>
>>57996626
m8 your country has nearly 5 million niggers
>>
Business idea: destroy channel tunnel
>>
Tomorrow im going in to the town and fight with leftists and Nazis! :) (I'm not allowed in the mma club & must find fights by myself)
>>
Business idea: come up with a business idea
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r8 me bros
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>he's fucking massive still lad
>>
>>57996707
Your capital city and largest city by far is less than 50% native m8
>>
Remember The News of the World, lads? Remember every Sunday they used to have some front page exclusive about some celeb shoving coke up his beak and his dick in some slag?
>>
>>57996651
1. Get the swag
2. Stop acting like a jealous jerk.
3. Check paragraph 1.
// M
>>
>In a political union with free movement of people
>every country can set it's own immigration and citizenship laws

What could go wrong?
>>
>>57996774

Good times. As Justin Lee Collins would say.
>>
>>57996763
thats literally 2 (TWO) new good gimmicks today imo

this, and another one
>>
The so-called """"""""""""""liberal"""""""""""""" """"""""""""""democrats""""""""""""""
>>
gf just smoke signaled me this
>>
>>57996789
ahh yes, of course, it's all a coincidence
>>
>>57996765
>potatoe is surprised everybody wants to visit another country instead of his
>surprised that everyone flocks to the capital of the world
>>
>>57996805
what?
>>
howling lads
>>
>>57996765
Don't think it's much below 50%

Ireland has a higher immigration rate than the UK also
>>
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sister just sent this to me
>>
What's your csgo rank lads?

I'm a Gold nova 3, but I can be what rank I want. (Ranks is a patriarchal structure for opressing people)
>>
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countries capable of creating a civilization: blue
chimpout zones: red

honorary blue mention to egypt as the sole african boobs lover

x
>>
>being (you)
shit meme
>>
what youtubers do you lads watch?
>>
>"""""liberal""""" democrats
>wouldn't lift the new labour hand gun ban
>>
>>57996888
>>
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ex gf's best mate just sent this to me
>>
>What's your csgo rank lads?
>>
>>57996882
FEET
E
E
T
>>
>>57996923
dick just went hard
>>
>>57996838
>Literally still thinks
>"his"
>country is relevant
Pretty sad state of affairs in the UK these days
>>57996866
We still remember to have babies :)
>>
THE SO CALLED "ISLAMIC STATE"
>>
Listening to some Shostakovich
>>
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random sket off the street wrapped this around a brick and chucked it through my window
>>
>>57996939
proofs??
>>
doing some really bad posts lads

gonna go bed, night xx
>>
>>57996948
good to know
>>
The so-called IRA
>>
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barmaid from my local just faxed this over
>>
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want to have sex with a female lads
>>
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mum just faxed me this
>>
>>57997008
beautiful
>>
>>57996948
>be in favour of STV for decades
>in 2010 run with STV in the manifesto
>Labour has AV+ in their manifesto (semi-proportitonal)
>Get into government
>We end up with a fucking AV (not even semi-proportional) referendum which the government now points to and says "look the british people rejected proportional represenation"
>because of this failed referendum labour drop AV+ for the 2015 manifesto

very VERY impressive
>>
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me and the bf
>>
>>57997066
me on the right
>>
Labour is the party of the working class white man
>>
>>57997042
>stv
good tv channel
>>
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>No, there are no girls who can lift more than me. Possibly anabolic pumped amazons from the darkest russia
>>
>>57997066

spurdo?
>>
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>>57997090

nice specs hun x
>>
>>57997066
Is that real?
>>
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dog just shat this one out
>>
I scored one, and that's because I got chased by a bee
>>
>>57997066
why the fuck does he bother getting braces
>>
>>57997118
Did somebody pour hot oil on his face as a child or something?
>>
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Proportional representation voting never
>>
>>57997042
whats the difference between AV+ and AV?

>>57997152
it shat out another dog?
>>
>>57997118
thanks m8

they really accentuate my button
>>
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joleon lescott sent this to stan collymore
i think it's beef
>>
>>57997152
Was Hey there Delilah playing?
>>
Beards: yes or no.
>>
>>57997205
embarrassing
>>
Remember when most of your friends voted for lib dems wjen you were in sixth form HSHAHAHAHAJ
>>
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>>57997211
>>
at what age does your beard fill out?

i'm 19 and only have a goatee
>>
>>57997218
can be nice
>>
>>57997172
AV is majoritarian (like we have now with first past the post) Where you rank the candidates from first to last, and then the candidate with the least votes is eliminated until you have a winner

AV+ is a semi proportional system designed specifically for the UK where most MPs are elected with AV and then a few are elected from party lists to make it proportional
>>
>>57997205
2 fine britsh men::)
>>
>>57997205
whats beef, beef is when you need two gatts to go to sleep
>>
>>57997287
me and my m8s were all tories
>>
>>57997290
He walks him for free
>>
>>57997291
not everyone's does
depends on your genetics
>>
>>57997167
Would basically make us a meme country tbqh.
>>
>>57997291
>tfw im 22 and only have a hitler tash and sideburns
>>
>>57997302
Scotland has AV+

>tfw getting to vote for the tories AND ukip
>>
>>57997327
>were
rasheed
>>
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Bf just sent me this
>>
>>57997343
>tfw 23 and it's start to slowly cover my entire face

i'd say 3 more years and i'm set hahahahaha
>>
>>57997291
Potentially never.
You still have a few years to find out for sure.
>>
What's the most American name that you can think of?
>>
>>57997329
so I can be stuck with whatever I gained at 17? that's silly
>>
>>57997347
No Scotland has AMS
>>
>>57997370
brad kapowski
>>
>>57997378
whatever you silly CUNT
>>
>>57997370
Jack Johnson
>>
>>57997376
blame your parents for subhuman genetics
>>
imagine being good looking

imagine actually liking opening your camera app
>>57997363
>>
>>57997363
One of my friends last night told me he likes bernie
>>
>>57997370
Chet Unitedstatesofamerica
>>
>>57997291
Had a puberty 'tache when I was 13~ but there is certain areas of my face where my facial hair won't grow. I can't grow a proper neckbeard, for example. My brother has a little more facial hair so you might get more as you hit your mid 20s but that's the peak in facial hair terms.
>>
>>57997370

Rasheed
>>
>>57997370

Jamal Washington
>>
>>57997370
Bill Wilson
>>
Swag man <3 Glad to be able to give back to the people out there! PZ OUT brothers. WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER
>>
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"A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy. A woman on her knees, a woman tied up, a woman abused. A woman enjoys intercourse with her man — as she fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously."
>>
>>57997347
good lad, honestly would be better off for westminster if the AV referendum had passed

>live in a constituency that was Lib dem vs labour
>voted lib dem even though i didn't really want to as I didn't want a labour government
>>
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was planning on watching a film, but you lot distracted me and now its too late :(
>>
ever drink fizzy pop out of a bag lads?
>>
>>57997536
>drinking drinks with ice in thailand

lmao absolute spanner
>>
>>57997562
is that a bad idea
>>
>>57997462
Normies are very concerned about their personal appearance so they groom more often. Testosterone levels do affect stuff like facial hair growth but I doubt many neckbeards have above average test levels.
>>
new one

>>57997586
>>57997586
>>57997586
>>57997586
>>
>>57997370
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