Nick Clegg is fucking massive edition
>>57997586
spineless weasel
Any /r/the_donald readers should be careful now. Now that SRS has their sights on you, the full force of the liberal media will be coming after you. If you are approached by any media outlets for an interview, take some pointers from one of your highly intelligent moderators on why you should not identify yourself:
Because there are a lot of skinny cuckolded "men" on the progressive side who are horrifically insecure about their place in society. They dream of getting assaulted, charged with crimes, or otherwise martyred for whichever cause they care so little about that they (evidently) won't go to the anonymous voting polls to stand up for. The harsher the consequence they're seen facing, the more likes they get on Facebook. I do not want to be a tool for Facebook likes of insecure men who think women reward obedience with sex.
Stay safe, my alt right brothers.
We're all in here:
>>57997619
>>57997619
>>57997619
>>57997619
>>57997619
>>57997586
twat did nothing right
>tfw nick clegg is my local MP
>remember before the election when he was in london his constituency offices got invaded by a load of lefty students
lad in front a night out here, making muself something to eat and drinking water before sleep desu
Found out last night one of my mates is reading 1984. Proper observant lad that one
UKIP and the left is so owned by us bourgeois. You can not stop us;) Now we dismantle subsidies society. Rekt fagg0t kiddoz! bourgeois power!
>>57997574
legit awful idea.
that's how a lot of people get sick. it's easy enough to drink bottled water but the people selling that shit are poor so they don't make ice with bottled water, they make it with tap water.
some mates of mine went and drank nothing but bottled water and avoided the tap water for 2 weeks then the night before they left, ordered a drink at a bar that had ice in it and then boom they were sick as shit
>>57997586
Why didn't the stupid fucker just quit as the head of the Libdems as soon as possible? Then he could of avoided some of the blame for the student finance rises.
away up in gorgie at tynecastle park
there's a wee fitba team that aye makes its mark
they've won aw the honours in footballing art
and there's nae ither team tae compare wae the heart
when I'm by myself
nobody else can say
goodbye
>>57997711
I'm pretty sure there's generals for foreigners like you.
the murder of james bulger was just banter imo
How do I rip out an ingrown toe nail?
>>57997727
fuck off mohammed
Kyary
>>57997696
he also promised to legalise dude weed lmao
>>57997731
>>57997744
outgrow it
>>57997744
pliers
>>57997731
would love some of them right now tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQEHuQZB7wY
love scotland 2bh lads
the entire UK should be scotland
How do I change to a yank?
>>57997737
had a dream where the guy who did that posts in /brit/. was weird.
>>57997737
seriously though, in cases like that shouldn't the kids just be put down
i mean they are obviously fucked and beyond help
>>57997750
You guys have your own kyary
>>57997731
>>57997767
Is it normal to ask a girl out on facebook or not?
Did the snapchat faceswap thing with the jist fuck my shit up senpai guy
>>57997817
Not a fan desu
check these
>>57997803
Worse Irish tbqh
>>57997769
Had it for ages now, i can get a hold of some of it but the fucker won't properly come out
>>57997771
Do not have any desu
>>57997848
scotland has nothing to do with ireland senpai
>>57997844
nice, you're style is fresh
but check these
>>57997844
C-L-E-DOUBLE G
>>57997844
fuck off nick
>>57997755
Could do without the weed memes tqbh.
>>57997844
Clegg president of united europe in 2044 confirmed
>>57997864
Unfortunately not true.
Simply a worse Ireland
>have to get up and go to work at 6
Just popped some Mandy lads
Hit me with some chunes
saw therapist today lads
told her I got sad when I saw photos of people having fun on facebook and she made the point that facebook is just like a highlight reel
I don't understand how that was supposed to make me feel better
clearly other people just have a much better highlight reel than me
Islam is the one, true religion. Conservative, militaristic, masculine.
Men are completely dominant, the only right women have is the right to remain silent. Degeneracy will be wiped out, stoned to death, thrown off buildings. The Cross wil be smashed, burned, trampled. The star of David will illuminate the bottom of the sea.
People will convert, submit, or have only themselves to blame for the consequences.
>>57997917
YFO
>>57997898
its dumb that its still illegal, law reform on that plant cant come sooner tbqh
british """""""""""women""""""""""""""
>>57997910
At least Scotland isn't filled with niggers
Crying and thinking about asian waifus
>>57997910
At least we speak our own language lad
Why is he walking towards the camera?
Having a heart to heart.
>>57997921
Delete facebook it what she should have said m8.
Trust me, its the best decision you'll make.
That'll be £100
>>57997954
>>57997967
At least we are original.
Literally Ireland 2.0 KEKS
>>57997968
Because he is a big guy
>>57997950
I agree to a certain degree but 420blazers are pretty insufferable.
>>57997993
I need it to message my one friend
>>57998010
i totally agree, but there are people that have genuine medicinal need for it.
Who /comfy/
Should I get a knife and cut the fucking toe nail out? Got antibiotics so should be fine infection wise
>>57998037
Like me
what is this?
>mum's in the kitchen looking all sad
>"Hey Mum what's wrong?"
>I know my sister is seeing a psychologist and a psychiatrist
>she calls my parents about it all the time
>"Your sister, already suffering from depression and anxiety, has been told she's also got Asperger's!"
>"oh, well then ... how did she take it?"
>"how do you THINK she took it?"
>mum's all sad/concerned about how this is going to affect my sister
>mfw I've been secretly going to see my own psychologist and psychiatrist
>mfw I've been diagnosed with depression, anxiety and Asperger's but haven't told them
https://vimeo.com/48252250
>i'm not a chronic alcoholic
>>57998054
gonna be painful mate. cant you just cut the section thats ingrown?
>>57998073
whats it like havign assburgers
>>57998037
The illegality stigma needs to be completely removed so we can start assessing drugs on a more pragmatic basis
>>57998085
as opposed to an acute alcoholic?
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4f3pxv/i_cant_phonebank_anymore/
Actually insane how UKIP got second place in so many places
>How many men does it take to defend France?
We don't know. They've never tried
>>57997921
i think she means facebook is a highlight reel because it shows exactly what people want it to show.
it's not representative of reality. i am friends with guys who are always tagged in photos going out or doing shit like you said, but then will stay in saturday night and do fuck all.
facebook is shit. don't even bother paying attention to it. it' the same tier as the ads for mcdonalds burgers that look good but would taste like shit because it's 8 hours old and has been sculpted using glue.
>>57998101
Yeah meant just the ingrown bit desu
Fuck taking my entire nail off
how can I get properly diagnosed with anxiety and depression etc? just booked to see the doctor and say 'im depressed'?
A Democrat win is inevitable
But who would you rather have, Bernie or Hillary?
>>57998201
Hillary
>>57998201
who cares. democrats win but america loses
>>57998114
Reduced facial gestures
Lacking in social intuition, feels like I'm disconnected from something
Repetitive interests
Pedantic and sometimes formal in speech
etc
I dunno I was only diagnosed with a mild case
>>57998168
Just see the doctor, I've literally had a perennial toenail issue on my feet ever since I had a bit of a growth spurt a few years ago and the only way to get rid of it is with prescription antibiotics.
>>57998201
Bernie because it'd be funny to watch
Hilary is the safe boring candidate
anyone balding here?
>23 years old
>>57998248
You sound like a typical Tory tqbh.
>>57998248
Reduced facial gestures? Does that mean that like you dont convey emotion well with ur face? Cos im a bit like that
me in the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9ZCPdVCMKc
>>57998252
Been twice
Gave me something stupid to do the first time
Then antibiotics the second time
Guess I'll try one more time I want this fucker gone
>>57998269
>funny to watch
Ah yes the mass genocide of all non-jews would be fucking hilarious mate.
>You sound like a typical Tory tqbh.
>>57998146
Most Bernie supporters are basically 15 year olds in their state of mind and in life so what's the big deal?
>>57998301
Bernie doesn't have anywhere near the competence to do that
>anyone balding here?
>>57998269
>hillary
>safe
Hillary would bomb the shit out of Syria
At least Bernie is peaceful
why the fuck does /brit/ like corbyn if you all are ukip supporters?
>>57998272
>22
>going grey
aha
brexit
christ
such beauty in the world
>>57998272
nah thought i was for a while but it looks like it was hairline maturation hahaha
>>57998346
>not bombing ISIS
>safe
>>57998301
>>57998346
Talking purely about the meme potential desu
Trump and Sanders win that
>>57998272
how long you got until people start slapping your head?
sometimes have violent sexual fantasies. bit worrying 3bh
>>57998348
We don't
>>57998201
Dunno
Who will have a better impact on my life?
>ah yes, obscure Serbian news reporters, really gets the loins frothing!
>>57997668
My mate and I finished reading that a bit back
Good read
just made 2 (two) cheese cobs
>>57998384
She'll bomb Assad
>>57998426
Hillary
Bernie would destroy the US economy and permanently damage the world economy
anyone else reckon jez is good looking for an older bloke?
>>57998384
Except Hillary supports ISIS and the rebels
>>57998485
looks like a bloke who takes holiday in thailand to fuck 8 year olds
Incredibly uncomfortable
In pain, it's too hot, etc. Can't sleep
>>57998485
nah
>tfw britain couldn't stop communism
>>57998485
>>57998531
>too hot
where the fuck are you? literally ice on the cars outside here
>>57998363
me after reading the news (that leave won)
watching expendables 2 lads
is this made ironically?
>>57998517
bit rude that
wonder if he actually does go on holiday outside the UK?
reckon he'd be too worried about the environmental impact
maybe take a pedalo over to france
>>57998562
It's the fault of the heating desu
Just had to turn my radiator down
going to bed now
>>57998549
never seen that chinese flag before
thought china back then had taiwans current flag
>>57998608
why
>>57998485
Yeah, he is 2bh.
This whole superdelegates and delegates thing is a bit strange, lads
Doesn't sound very democratic desu
>>57998616
there isn't one chinese flag in that picture. no, mongolia is not china.
>>57998462
>she'll bomb a dictator who has lost control of his country and is allied with Putin
oh no!
guys please
>my dad basically smokes anywhere in the house
>my mum says nothing
>i'm not allowed to smoke in my fucking room when she's around
>my dad doesn't care about me smoking in the house but refuses to back me up
what a cuck. hate having to go outside
>>57998644
It's communistic which represents a large part of the democrat party's ideals and history (well outside of slavery and shit)
>>57998657
ah yes the literal fucking mohammed rebel supporter
welcome back
>>57998644
>The United States
>Democratic
Kek.
>>57998648
look under belligerents, the last one on the left column has "china" next to a striped flag
>>57998474
Ivan are you a student?
>>57998686
Not at the minute.
Why do you ask?
>>57998663
>smoking
you'll die soon
natural selection
>>57998674
try looking at the 2010 labour leadership election
less democratic than superdelegates
>>57998698
you're 18 yes?
ey
>>57998684
looks pretty gay Tbh
>>57998663
she's mad because you're smoking, not where you're smoking.
you don't need einstein to figure that one out.
>>57998708
yes senpai
why does /pol/ insist on injecting trump and cuck memes into every thread on this site?
>>57998700
kek even most smokers don't die until their mid 60s
>>57998707
>the 2015 one where Tories got to vote for Corbyn
need some food my lads
>smoking
LMAO
>>57998730
appeal to community
>>57998747
aye
drop some off for me will ya la
>>57998720
i guess but she's literally married to a man who's been a heavy smoker for 40 years. what the fuck's her beef
wish I had a servant desu
>>57998734
and im fully expecting that the vast majority of diseases that kill people in old age these days will be cured or easily the damage done will be mitigated with medical technology by the time we're that old 2bh
being old is going to be the shit for us
>>57998734
>mid 60s
That's young as fuck 2bh, throwing away potentially decades of your life
>>57998734
enjoy literally destroying your body from the inside till you fucking die of cancer
Kek
I think I'm shit at drawing and my friends only say I'm good because they don't want to hurt my feelings. My world is crumbling.
>>57998786
Same, but for sex things.
starting to think that most of the bitter/passive aggressive posts are done by just one alcoholic brit
>>57998730
theyre 13 and trying to fit in
>>57998785
she just doesn't want to see her babby boi picking up any bad habits and telling you to go outside is a way for her to try and cope with it, she feels like she has some sort of control over the situation by telling you to stop and do it away from her. and maybe shes hoping that adding more barriers to you smoking will make you smoke less in the long run
>>57998836
put a picture up here
don't worry, if it's shit i'll say it's shit
>>57998825
>knife
i don't think so m8
Haha
>>57998785
she probably hates that your dad smokes but has accepted he won't change, while you are actively going down the same stupid path so she's trying to put in barriers that make you realise on your own that it's a dumb habit rather than tell you that because you'll do the opposite and smoke more.
So
What if the majority of the people vote for one candidate but the superdelegates prefer the other one
Does that mean the one with the superdelegates wins?
which one of you is this?
>>57998896
Yes
>>57998896
super delegates count for 20% of the vote
What do you reckon the queen's political views are?
just me and the lads haha
>tfw just been doxxed
having a cheeky ciggy
>>57997719
>>57998896
Hillary clinton got the most votes in 2008 and still lost to obongo
>>57998923
She's quite Rorke I reckon, Phillip definitely is.
>Terry Wogan, David Bowie, Alan rickman and Ronnie Corbett are all dead
>>57998874
Im on my phone and I dont know how to upload a picture. The caption box covers the upload image button
>>57998923
Tory
>>57998985
what shit phone do you have
>>57998908
>>57998913
>>57998960
What the FUCK
going to start a dream journal tonight lads
i want to become a lucid dreamer and use lucid dreaming to practice skills and do meditative internal work or some shit
also i want to use it to fuck chicks in my dreams
>>57998974
are ronnie
>>57998974
>but im not
>mfw the pill kicks in
>>57998985
Use Clover you spanner
being rich in my 20s and living like a complete degenerate and then dying at 27 would be the dream 2bh
>Clover
druggies out
>>57999002
Samsung
>>57999012
I started a dream journal, lasted a few days. Then one morning, when I went to pen in a new entry, I found all the pages blank.
>that sweet fraudulent ad money Sheeky forums is making
wish I could do this too
i'm a big fan of this kot
>>57998272
>Receding hairline at 22
I regret mocking all of my balding friends now.
https://www.youtube.com/user/coachella
who /courtney/ here
>>57999072
same
>>57999062
I'm posting from my S5 just fine
>>57999063
>>57999012
dream journal is a meme
you just need to have a vivid and interesting day and you'll probably have a lucid dream
if I listen to classical music for the entire day, I get lucid dreams that night strangely
Why did so many high profile current/former UK politicians do PPE at oxford?
why not just economics or politics?
need a pic of a qt girl
>>57999022
HEARTS HEARTS GLORIOUS HEARTS
>>57999130
>>57999102
>posting from your phone
what are you, an idiot?
http://www.salon.com/2016/04/16/conservatives_have_wrecked_the_uk_american_voters_must_take_heed_and_realize_bernie_can_save_the_u_s_from_similar_fate/
>>57998272
what stage you at lad?
it's worrying 2bh, used to always have really thick hair
it's not noticeable i'm losing it yet to other people but i can feel the different in thickness on top of my head
Do anglo canadians actually want to be part of the same country as quebec?
>>57999172
Do you notice it falling out during shower or on your desk?
Could someone please explain the delegate/ superdelegate system and how the nominations are decided for me please? In simple terms please, as I'm so very dumb.
>>57999226
No one wants to be part of the same country as Quebec, it's why they voted against independence.
>>57999238
you are the best fucking poster here lad
>>57999228
yep
>>57999238
>cat photos
youre 10 years late lad
wtf is nuit debout
Women don't have any interests because they don't have to be interesting. A woman will never know real hardship or struggle. A woman is basically just a womb with legs, a kind of automaton in the rough shape of a person. There's just nothing else there, no real mind to speak of. They look like people, but they aren't.
>Women don't have any interests because they don't have to be interesting. A woman will never know real hardship or struggle. A woman is basically just a womb with legs, a kind of automaton in the rough shape of a person. There's just nothing else there, no real mind to speak of. They look like people, but they aren't.
smeg me toast! another smashing episode of Poirot under the belt, n'est–ce pas?
Wonder how much sleep the PM gets lads
reckon he eats takeaways on a regular while doing important work
but there are some quality takeaways if you have the money
>>57999228
shower can sometimes be a false positive 2bh
if you dont wash your hair often, and have thick hair then weak hairs/hairs that have fallen out can become trapped so when you wash your hair, the lubrication removes the fallen hairs and the about to fall out hairs.
apparently, the best thing to do to test it is to wash your hair every day both shampoo and conditioner for a week and compare hairs in your hands afterward tbqh. you see a massive difference in hair drop, i had like 25 after i washed my hair for the first time in a month then like 8 two days later.
>Women don't have any interests because they don't have to be interesting. A woman will never know real hardship or struggle. A woman is basically just a womb with legs, a kind of automaton in the rough shape of a person. There's just nothing else there, no real mind to speak of. They look like people, but they aren't.
>Women don't have any interests because they don't have to be interesting. A woman will never know real hardship or struggle. A woman is basically just a womb with legs, a kind of automaton in the rough shape of a person. There's just nothing else there, no real mind to speak of. They look like people, but they aren't.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DYh115JgRn
>>57999298
>10 years late
but this particular cat is very famous and popular right now
>Women don't have any interests because they don't have to be interesting. A woman will never know real hardship or struggle. A woman is basically just a womb with legs, a kind of automaton in the rough shape of a person. There's just nothing else there, no real mind to speak of. They look like people, but they aren't.
>>57999381
>washed my hair for the first time in a month
am I balding
> Women don't have any interests because they don't have to be interesting. A woman will never know real hardship or struggle. A woman is basically just a womb with legs, a kind of automaton in the rough shape of a person. There's just nothing else there, no real mind to speak of. They look like people, but they aren't.
>>57999440
show off
>>57999290
Well i'm 27 now.
Mine has been slowly falling out for 10 years.
Still not too bad.
Probably won't be bad until 30+.
Hopefully yours is just a slow gradual process and not sudden.
Not a fan of out-of-touch middle-class lefties desu lads
>>57999429
i have short hair so no need to la
it was only when it grew out and got longish that i needed to start washing often which is when the hair thing happened
>>57999389
wew, describes me pretty accurae.
>>57999479
im asking a genuine question you twat I have no fucking clue what balding looks like
>>57999320
uhhhhh, you have problems
*snaps her fingers at u*
what year did you start coming here? 2010 for me
>>57999440
pretty gay when men fish for compliments tbqh
>>57999489
>people vote for ukip even though they don't agree with all of their policies because they want meaningful change with regards to immigration
who would have thought it
>>57999558
2005
>>57999516
well, you are not, you flaming faggot
>>57999558
/brit/ didn't exist in 2010 matey
>>57999558
2009, when I was 11
how likely are you to die if you get stabbed?
>>57999440
come back after 30
>>57999486
well my brother who is 35 has basically the same hairline he had at 18 whilst my other brother who is 30 has a pretty receded hairline these days, so will probably end up like him
unlike him though i have really thick hair at the back of my head so there's gonna be the huge contrast between top and back
>>57999626
>>57999558
October 1, 2003
>>57999558
'08 when I was [s]15[/s]
/b/ seemed so fun back then.
